[SPOILERS] RtDL Deluxe

[leaden terrace]

dude

Magolor fucking hates everyone

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She called him a deceptive egg

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And for Elfilin? Thankfully he didn't run into him

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hes like the only one with the most apparent negative relationships

"Oh I hate them"
"Oh I hate her"
"Oh I make fun of his trauma"
"Oh I hate him!"

[jolly valve]

||PEAK Magolor Soul 2D art||

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No known negativity to Elfilin, Francisca or Frlamberge

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tbh, Zan started it so he was justified to magic clap back

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Honestly I think he’d be terrified of Elfillin

[faint glen]

Ok but he hates zan so

[lofty condor]

Gender design

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he called them traffic light mages

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She called him an egg

Worst insult

[faint glen]

Im just saying the others would probably go with

[lofty condor]

Didn't he call them the Traffic-Light Trio

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yeah that

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That or since he’s a massive nerd for ancient lore he’d flip out meeting the ultimate lifeform

[leaden terrace]

trio does NOT exist in my ltitle mind im so sorry

please forgive me

[lofty condor]

Never

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look

il

ILL DO ANYTHING

[lofty condor]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-flashy-thingy-memory-wipe-gif-8356166

[ruby narwhal]

I wonder if he or the lor could tell that it was “elfilin’s” power that lead to the lor’s creation

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Magolor upon meeting the Ultimate Life Form

[pliant socket]

OH YOU SHOULD DO THE OIL FLOATS ON WATER THING

WITH MAGOLOR

LMAO

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AKWRFHLAWHFLAWHF

[flat pendant]

Magolor probably would try to eat him

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I mean he does own a book about Elfillin

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bet he wrote it himself

[faint glen]

Olive ocean moment

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"I hav found a blue rat

It was very very weird and fluffy

I wnat to capture it"

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He has a book on Dream Land 3 flowers as well

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Oh yeah medic thank you for making the baby kirby image i like it a lo

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What are the implications

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t

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I like to think he’s either absolutely terrified of or a massive fan of Elfillin

One or the other

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this the kid kirby we deserved

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Both

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He pesters him with questions about the ancients constantly

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If this was ever release does that mean the current Kirby is bald? Hmmm...

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We can all probably agree that Magolor is just a Egg Cat.

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Yex

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oh no, not shadow the hedgehog!!!!1

[covert jasper]

common novel art W

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🥚+😼=

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This is the ultimate-

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||this is just making me realize that Susie, the higher up of a megacorporation, literally fucking stole from a small local business||

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She would do that anyway

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True

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Is Clash Susie thhe same as main or?

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Different one I think

Susie but eviler

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THIS IS MAGOLOR AND KIRBY

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How

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BEcause

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Which one is Manuel

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Yes

[tawdry mulch]

probably given that the main one's favorite food is gem apples

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Wait what

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they clearly were putting breadcrumbs that susies the one in clash

[floral mantle]

how does Gem Apples taste?

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or not breadcrumbs more like

pieces of bread

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Susie’s favorite food is the fruit of knowledge from the tree of sin?

[tawdry mulch]

yup even in star allies she has a special food item that is a gem apple sorbet

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I love how this image is the opposite of what little we have between wave 3

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DDHSDKJHS

[tawdry mulch]

they are posing for the photo they will be fighting immediately afterwards

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Susie rebuilt the Robobot armor specifically to never let Kirby see it again

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"Wow theyre such nice and happy people who are friends"
Magolor: Bullies Taranza non-stop
Susie: Angered Magolor and was kicked out by him
Taranza: Honestly too sad to care anymore

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They’re like siblings that have enough restraint for 10 seconds to take a photo

Then the chaos happens

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-Magolor hates Susie for disrupting his shop
-Magolor loves to make fun of Taranza by the seems of it
-susie was partially responsible for a Sectonia clone, meaning Taranza wouldn't exactly like her

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I FORGOT ABOUT THAt omg

sectona clo

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Susie could just

Bring sectonia back

And actively chooses not to

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I want to know what they were cooking with Magolor in Wild World haunted house

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Honestly I’m starting to think Mag and Taranza knew each other or something

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they are brothers

[vapid kestrel]

They are the same person in cosplay

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Clearly

Y'all aint ever seen spider cats?

[floral mantle]

Wave 1 Dlcs: Mostly good friends, with a hungry Jester
Wave 2 Dlcs: Who are these people? (I mean, DMK, Adeline and Daroach probs don't know each other)
Wave 3 Dlcs: Chaotic Siblings with sad spider

[tawdry mulch]

roommates before Magolor summoning went wrong and brought ghosts to the house

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Marx thinking he's on the team with wave 1

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Lol...

[jolly valve]

That one idle animation of Susie in SA makes me wanna make this but with her just to complete the meme trio I made lmfao

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Wave three: “We’re not evil we swear, incorporated”

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Dmk is funny cause I've no idea what his deal is even meant to be

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"[REDACTED]!"

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Funny how Marx was chilling with gooey and the animal buddies

[tawdry mulch]

i like that dark meta knights drawing in the guest star art is really bad

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He's running away from his misdirecting (he started another fight between wave 3)

[jolly valve]

He's trapped in the real world cus Dedede destroyed the mirror from the inside

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It’s funny honestly

[tawdry mulch]

Daroach with good drawing skills from his calling cards lmfao

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its so cute

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He’s very self conscious about his lack of artistic skill

[maiden swan]

DMK probably didn’t know what a crayon is

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Daroach fixed the mirror

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it also shows that he loves his sword

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I made that up btw

Just incase any Fandom wiki editor is lurking

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Stole the mirror and just found Dark Meta inside it

[tawdry mulch]

reminds me of that one animation from the end of story mode with DMK where he does a quick wave and glances back at the player while everyone else is still waving lmfaooo

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“Oh shit free edge lord”

[leaden terrace]

"DMK, you can just draw shadow kirby... he's so much easier to draw, plus isnt he your friend?"
"..." (draws galaxia again)

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Holy shit that edgy guy is HOT

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Still surprised we didn’t get shadow Kirby

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Dark Meta Knight attacks Kirby

[jolly valve]

DMK is really the successfull MK clone compared to Piss Parallel Meta Knight and Phantom Meta Knight

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But hey dark meta knight now has super confusing characterization

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Dark Meta Knight is a clone of Meta Knight from the shadows

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So that’s a thing now

Honestly it’s weird

[tawdry mulch]

i like how they keep using the star allies morpho songs for other fights they should keep doing that tbhhh

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Me and those bastards I hate graghhhhh they suck ass I really hate them do not like them in the slightest

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Dark meta was evil in TDX but now he’s just chill with the gang

No rematch required

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Not that evil in tdx

[tawdry mulch]

hes just mad

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Kinda just shows up and attacks Dedede

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tbh he was only positively characterized in star allies

otherwise hes just pissed off

[thin prairie]

Yea in tdx its a galacta situation of being pissed for being stuck in the same room forever

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i like how people immediatley lynched on him for being a suspect in corrupting sectonia

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My question now is “why the hell was he working for dark mind if he’s not that bad”

[tawdry mulch]

lmaoooo poor dude was just stuck in the mirror for too long

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just let him VENT

[faint galleon]

THE MAGOLOR AND TARANZA NOT DOING SHIT TO HELP LOL

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Or did he just not know about dark mind either

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theyre trying their best

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That's easily the best part

[jolly valve]

Fuck I accidentally closed the Magolor Biden Blast I was drawing

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MAGOLOR LAGUHED ABOUT IT

[tawdry mulch]

he was bad but dark mind is dead now so hes got nothing going for him

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kdnjOAYHSWDOGAISWBDOAIWDOAWId

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Star Allies AI is hilarious

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MAGOLOR BIDEN BLAST

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"You will not be useful Taranza! Revolution flame!"

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New headcanon

Dark meta was never evil he just really liked picking fights

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im fucking dying

thats just galacta kngiht

[thin prairie]

Small thing but I think metas sword galaxia comes from the mirror. Because it used to reflect dreams before it got corrupted and if meta did wish for a powerful sword then it makes sense hes the first to notice the mirror being out off wack
It would also explain why the mirror world has a specific pedestal for it

[pliant socket]

EUREKA!

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galacta knight LOVES fighting

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Me creating a bunch of hcs for different characters only to be stumped by a fucking edgier Meta Knight

Really wish dark meta knight killed Kirby or something and ends up being erased by the games events or something to make things easier

[faint galleon]

"I HEARD YOUR CRIPPLING DEPRESSION IS STRONG TARANZA, LET ME FIGHT IT!"

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"you want to cleanse your sins eggs? I WILL FIGHT THEM TO THE DEATH"

[unreal stag]

can she though

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I’m just gonna imagine Dark Meta never actually knew about all the crazy shit the mirror was doing

And was just there to pick fights with perceived invaders

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BFFKBKSDHJLSDHLG

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The twist all along is that Kirby stumbled upon Dark Metas lawn and he got so pissed

[ruby narwhal]

Gk probably has nightmares about facing all beam mage team super Kirby and constantly being frozen while he can’t do anything about and he just sits there in agony just like when he was sealed

[floral mantle]

"Why did you corrupt Sectonia!?" -Taranza
"Who?" -Dark Meta Knight "Wait, you can corrupt people with the mirror?"

[maiden swan]

Me at the dentist

[unreal stag]

all he did in the mirror was be super angry

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Galacta gets therapy specifically to learn therapy techniques so he can fight Taranza’s depression

[faint galleon]

LOL

[maiden swan]

The twist is all DMK did when Sectonia got the mirror was hit the griddy whenever she looked at it

It drove her to insanity

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OMG

This is canon

[floral mantle]

Strongest Warrior of the Galaxy vs the weakest Depressed spider

[pliant socket]

What if Galacta Knight was HIV POSITIVE (Part 23)

[maiden swan]

I would hate to see the strongest depressed spider

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He is hiv negative (there is nothing positive about that fellow)

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Real

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He was about to escape but saw Sectonia and uttered his first words

[jolly valve]

I love how the Master Crown magically gives Magolor fingers

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“Wow your ugly”

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VIdOCppRyYo dmk and sectonia whenever shes mentally forced to look into the mirror

[floral mantle]

"why you corrupt Sectonia?"

"That was her mistake!"

[pliant socket]

He always had fingers....smh

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He proceeded to stay in the mirror and gave up on revenge

[ruby narwhal]

If you mean most depressed by strongest that’d probably be Hornet from hollow knight

[maiden swan]

Lmao

That’s a weird looking spider but so is taranza

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Sectonia looking at the dammed souls that infest the mirror

[floral mantle]

Me: "Kirby helped you repair your ship and defeat the Landia! Why you betray him?"

Magolor: "That was his mistake!"

Twist Villain Magolor

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"He was desperate to see you again... he kept trying to make his wish!"
"That was his mistake!"

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"You won't get away with this Magolor!"

[maiden swan]

“It might suck I betrayed him but I wouldn’t have let that happen to me, personally.”

[rustic ether]

out for dinner and the waiter hands him the wrong meal
“That was his steak!”

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The big hero 6 villain and Haltmann really do have the same motive huh

[floral mantle]

Kirby is easy people when they die to White wafer Cutter puzzle:

"Unfair Level Design"

[leaden terrace]

UR RIGHT HKSDJHALSDHASHD

[floral mantle]

but who's superior?

[rustic ether]

Yeah but Haltmann was actually a good character XD

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Haltmann

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Common Kirby W

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920498813150593034/1082517574010548305/watermark.gif

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Dude actually tried bringing her back

[rustic ether]

His full name is fucking Max Profit Haltmann

He is WAY more superior XD

[floral mantle]

Kirby should have more puzzles like this...

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The real daughter was the secretary we hired along the way

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PFFFFFF HAHA

[covert jasper]

daroach in HiAD: I know that pain.

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I think spinni puzzle and 4-3 cutter should kiss

[floral mantle]

I seen people call that Puzzle Unfair Level Design

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It's not unfair it's hilarious

[floral mantle]

True it is funny

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Has the same energy as that spring in labyrinth zone

[covert jasper]

you just have to use the cutter in the platform before lol

[rustic trellis]

Until a few days after RtDX's release i never knew you could die in the white wafers cutter puzzle because i simply didnt try it

[maiden swan]

It’s unfair for people for people who don’t know how cutter works

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It should be kinda obvious but everybody including myself has died to it at least once

[thin prairie]

What puzzle?

[proper spindle]

“It’s a trap to stop you from standing underneath it”
“Me putting an anvil over your door is a trap to stop you from standing underneath it”

[thin prairie]

The one with the water fall?

[floral mantle]

we need more puzzles that punishes you for not studying/understanding the copy abilities moves

[rustic trellis]

theres a cutter puzzle in white wafers right after sir kibble

the intented method is to charge a cutter from behind the waterfall

but people go under the platform and use a cutter

[thin prairie]

Oh yea that one

[rustic trellis]

and then get killed by newton

[lofty condor]

https://tenor.com/view/eureka-idea-pretecho-percy-gif-21995707

[thin prairie]

Is it really that hard? I did die before but I think it’s obvious after the first attempt

[rustic trellis]

its not difficult but apparently 90% of people die to it atleast once

[floral mantle]

it's funny that's all

[proper spindle]

It’s hilarious

I want more puzzles like it

[rustic trellis]

Im deffo gonna make my friends stand under it when i get there in a multiplayer playthrough

[floral mantle]

me too

[rustic trellis]

Daroach moment

[ocean mauve]

the spinni one is my favorite. I love watching daroach's trusted pal slowly climb up the tunnel and then kill him

[ruby narwhal]

I realised how the puzzle was supposed to be completed
Like… 3 frames before the platform fell on my head

[rustic trellis]

Spinni be like: "Long Live the King"

[floral mantle]

we all do... we all know the pain of that puzzle

[proper spindle]

Spinni: “I got the rope for you boss! …Boss?”
Daroach:

https://tenor.com/view/coyote-gif-19601526

[leaden terrace]

hi is anyone ready for another ||magolor soul true arena-related angst content|| i sure am

[proper spindle]

Honestly what is the deal with that fight

And why did he just portal away this time

Is there just a crowned Magolor roaming the dimensions now?

[rustic trellis]

he went to 4-3 to get hit by the platform obviously

[astral ember]

I think it's the canonical fight

[rustic trellis]

I dont think so

||Magolor dies in that fight, meaning epilogue wouldnt of happened||

[astral ember]

And the portal leads to Magolor Epilogue?

[floral mantle]

||Magolor get teleported|| to that Spinni Puzzle

[leaden terrace]

||crown isnt broken, magolor presumably dies||

[rustic trellis]

I thought that at first too, but ||the animation is different from the intro and magolor most likely dies in the TA fight||

[proper spindle]

Magolor just straight up went to hell

[rustic trellis]

Magolor isnt sent to superhell, just hell

which some say is worse

[astral ember]

Magolor dies in every alternate dimension confirmed

That's why we only ever see -the one-

[leaden terrace]

dun dun DUNNNN

[rustic trellis]

actually i dont think magolor goes to hell

||I think his soul is straight up destroyed in the TA fight||

[granite cedar]

magolor epilogue be like

[ruby narwhal]

The crown didn’t break

The crown didn’t break

Yea I’d say ta mag is fucking dead

[proper spindle]

The crown is still out there.

[rustic trellis]

||Master Crown got sent to hell in the TA fight, not Magolor||

[proper spindle]

Magolor got Haltmann’d

[faint galleon]

||Yeah, because there's nothing left of Magolor there LUL||

[rustic trellis]

Imagine getting retroactively Haltmann'd in an AU

[astral ember]

I don't think death is a thing in the Kirby universe.... unless your soul is destroyed

[rustic trellis]

You cant die unless you soul is removed from every plane of exsistance

[maiden swan]

||MC: “You’re coming with me to Venezuela.”
Magolor: “NO PLEASE MAKE IT STOP-“||

[rustic trellis]

on that note rip sectonia and haltmann

[leaden terrace]

||sectonia was lucky to have actually just died.||

[granite cedar]

actually its funny considering haltmann was based on magolor's concept art

[astral ember]

I'm confident they're gonna be saved one way or another

They keep showing us more and more of Sectonia-before-Sectonia

[rustic trellis]

Sectonia is dead in every universe because taranza can never be happy

[proper spindle]

Funny how Magolor is only one who remotely deserved Haltmann and Sectonia’s fates yet is also the only one who dodged the bullet

[rustic trellis]

Everything they do is a cruel joke to the spider boy

Magolor and Susie absolutely bully him nonstop

[astral ember]

I love that Star Allies clip where Susie, Adeleine, and Ribbon are all talking and he's off to the side straightening himself up to talk to them

and when he turns around they're gone

[proper spindle]

Honestly perhaps Susie can somewhat relate to the experience of having a dead loved one

And she’s not as mean to Taranza as a result

[granite cedar]

magolor got lucked out by somewhat befriending team kirby first

[rustic trellis]

Susie is only using 9/10ths of her ususal sass on taranza

[granite cedar]

haltmann had no personal connection to anyone and was on the screen for 10 minutes and sectonia was too far gone

[proper spindle]

Sectonia just had shit luck

[astral ember]

stupid mirror

[proper spindle]

Haltmann was toying with technology beyond his comprehension

Sectonia just got a cursed gift

[astral ember]

Did the Ancients build the Amazing Mirror?

[rustic trellis]

me when i find a random mirror in the middle of the sky and give it to my girlfriend

also can i just say how in the novels magolor tricks taranza into giving him the amazing mirror because he faked that he knew sectonia

[unreal stag]

part of why i wanna see a taranza epilogue in a hypothetical triple ultra deluxe is just for a chance for spider boy to finally get closure

[astral ember]

Yeah same! And I really liked the Magolor epilogue

[faint glen]

I mean

Hyness

[proper spindle]

Taranza goes to break the mirror as revenge

[rustic trellis]

Hyness was just insane

There was no trickery involved with him, he was just a lunatic

[proper spindle]

Hyness went nuts and didn’t really deserve a Haltmann level fate

[vocal latch]

Nah see, Dededetour will be revamped as prequel and origin story of Masked Dedede's mask

[faint glen]

Idk man i still thought it was kinda dumb

And hyness never even did anything to redeem himself

[rustic trellis]

but he went to the beach

villains never go to the beach

[astral ember]

It was implied that he was really good to the sisters before the jamba heart

[proper spindle]

He’s a crazy old man with memory problems what do you want from him

[faint glen]

Magolor literally goes to the beach

[faint glen]

Simply dont be old

[tawdry mulch]

Hyness was a bad dude who is now a slightly more tolerable dude since he's not trying to summon god

[rustic trellis]

Beaches in AD are closer to flordia than actual beaches

[tawdry mulch]

It's true btw

[faint glen]

Nah he goes to the popstar one too technically

[proper spindle]

He’s probably two weeks from a heart attack anyway let the squidward looking goof spend time with his adopted kids

[topaz wren]

He seems to have chilled out now at least

[vast basin]

https://tenor.com/view/hercules-hades-thumbs-up-good-great-gif-5148075

[rustic trellis]

hyness was right all along tho, we need to sacrifice ourself to summon the embodiement of both god and satan

[faint glen]

Oh my god fnvfvn

[vocal latch]

Morpho Knight could never be as funny as Hades

Also damn this lore from the remake was the craziest https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/195706171762540544/986537042513133619/Masahiro.mp4

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A bit late but I don't remember anything suggesting Haltman wasn't a shitstain coloniser before the funny incident

[astral ember]

Yeah how many planets do you think the company sucked dry?

[vapid kestrel]

That's what you think until he finally opens his mouth and says Hades Nuts before giving you a Gem Nut from Hades

[vocal latch]

We know he at least wandered planets to get blueprints

[proper spindle]

Yeah Haltmann on some level was always a bad dude

[rustic trellis]

thats because he was just the christopher colombus of the universe

[vocal latch]

That's awesome but still never tops Hades

[proper spindle]

He just kept escalating until it started to give him consequences

[main fractal]

Sectonia deserved it the least and Magolor didn't really do permanent damage

[astral ember]

Omg Haltman discovered Popstar!

[unreal stag]

lore solved

also hey detective conan ost

[topaz wren]

Literally

[proper spindle]

And when he started facing consequences he kept going deeper

[unreal stag]

i can tell because i've been binging that series for the past months

[proper spindle]

Sounds familiar…

[quartz skiff]

||Kirby changes colors on the title screen ||

[rustic trellis]

i mean magolor DID kinda try to cause more damage than sectonia ever wished to do and unleashed a powerful evil somewhat free after it was being quelled by Landia

[astral ember]

Why can't we change the color of our Kirby?

[unreal stag]

i have consumed over 400 cases of conan, both canonical and anime-original

help me

[rustic trellis]

||but he killed it with funny ultra sword so alls well that ends well||

[proper spindle]

He proceeded to introduce capitalism to the DND dimension

[rustic trellis]

wait actually he youre right

send that man back to hell

this instant

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He's in my house

[maiden swan]

Honestly the 2nd most evil thing in the series

[main fractal]

Staring at me as I sleep for 4 years

[maiden swan]

Right next to Susie calling kirby and his people obstacles

[unreal stag]

killed a manifestation of greed that visually takes motifs from the fall of man and original sin

goes to establish capitalism on a different dimension

[rustic trellis]

The third most evil thing is spinni killing daroach

[unreal stag]

what does this mean

[tawdry mulch]

I like how Susie is the one person we know is still doing bad shit LMFAO

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||To be fair he kinda needed the apples to get home so he could atone to the very people he betrayed||

[supple linden]

There can only be 1 manifestation of greed

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Me

[unreal stag]

greed and destruction i should note

[topaz wren]

Susie is better than her dad but really not by much

[unreal stag]

because the crown also destroys

[rustic trellis]

||Magolor said it was his turn to be the manifestation of greed||

[jolly valve]

Had to redraw it lmfaoooo

[leaden terrace]

YESSSSSSS

MAGOLOR BIDNE BLASTA

[vocal latch]

Friendly reminder the first Magolor Day after Team Kirby Clash Deluxe came out was on Easter 2017

[proper spindle]

EGG BLAST

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Magolor Blast

[proper spindle]

God Magolor really just is a Christian now huh

[main fractal]

Team Kirby clash was the first time Magolor appeared in quite some time

[vocal latch]

And the gap between the game's release and Easter is 3 days

[proper spindle]

So much Christian imagery is tied to this one egg

[main fractal]

Do you know what happened on Easter Sunday?

[supple linden]

Has anyone made a “magolor has become Catholic” meme yet

[topaz wren]

Magolor poses as Jesus Christ

[unreal stag]

dang they got rid of the haircut line

[rustic trellis]

wdym "poses"

[proper spindle]

New headcanon

[unreal stag]

magolor has hair deconfirmed

[proper spindle]

After the events of RTDl Magolor just converted to Christianity

[unreal stag]

bald egg

[tawdry mulch]

Patiently awaits clash 3 in time for this easter

Oh shit that's next month I just checked LMAO

[ruby narwhal]

all this Christian kirbo stuff is kinda coming full circle

[vocal latch]

What will we do if they somehow do this

[tawdry mulch]

Sooner than we thought guys!!!!

[unreal stag]

terminalmontage was ahead of the curve

[vocal latch]

I guess we have to give all our money to Magolor

[proper spindle]

Nobody knows about Christianity or anything related to it except Magolor

[rustic trellis]

i will forfeit all monetary possessions to the egg

[main fractal]

Kirby is Jesus in Dream Land 1

[rustic trellis]

Magolor went to the AU with jesus christ being canon instead of obama

[main fractal]

Whatever story it was where he multiplied fish and bread to feed everyone

[covert jasper]

OH GOD I AM SEEIGN THIS JUST NOW LOL

[tawdry mulch]

Literally dropping it perfectly in time with 3ds eshop closing at the end of march

[vocal latch]

Oh hell nah

[proper spindle]

Okay now I can’t unsee the parallels what the hell have you done to me

[tawdry mulch]

My reaction would be "thank you but hal stop"

[ruby narwhal]

Check the other pins if you haven’t already

[covert jasper]

I did, peak

[proper spindle]

I swear to god if Kirby is actually a Jesus metaphor

[covert jasper]

wait I have actually something to share about that

[tawdry mulch]

Terminalmontage was so right

[leaden terrace]

more likely than you think

[proper spindle]

The dream friends are his disciples.

[unreal stag]

his 12 apostles

[proper spindle]

What the fuck

[main fractal]

Rick, Kine and Coo fighting over who among them is the disciple

[unreal stag]

(the animal friends take one spot)

can i share that screenshot

[main fractal]

Susie and Dark Meta when they get on the team by doing nothing

[proper spindle]

I have friends who know so little about Kirby and I am absolutely sharing screenshots from this conversation to them with zero context

[vocal latch]

Y'know how cruel it'd be if Susie mechanized the planets she visited with Kirby and friends during Star Allies lmfao

[celest grove]

as far as I'm concerned Kirby does help and love his peers more than other people, and deserves heaven

[vast basin]

bluds think they're on the team

[proper spindle]

Christian Kirby is canon

[celest grove]

Kirby is the definitely the kind of person who would say make love, not war

[main fractal]

Magolor and Dedede after going through personal growth and trauma of some sort

[celest grove]

unfortunately when the opposite side can't help but do war

[main fractal]

Eat them

[celest grove]

...you don't have much of a choice to defend yourself

[main fractal]

[floral mantle]

Terminal Montage on his way to make Something about Magolor Epilogue

[main fractal]

Bible Buddies

[proper spindle]

Honestly the Judas jokes write themselves

[main fractal]

Is the spoiler tag policy gone now

[celest grove]

no

[leaden terrace]

okay i will post my ||TA|| magolor soul comic here since i just got done with it anyone cool w that? :)

[proper spindle]

Please do

[main fractal]

Yes

Do it

[vocal latch]

Do it

[vast basin]

oof

[proper spindle]

and now I’m sad.

[topaz wren]

Damn

[main fractal]

Poor egg

[clever hull]

I wonder if it’s ||the master crown talking at that point||

[proper spindle]

God I need to write that Mag and Marx go to hell comic

[main fractal]

I like it it suits the pause descriptions very well

[proper spindle]

Apparently the Japanese description is a bit less malicious

[main fractal]

He says tease

[proper spindle]

So I’ll just go with this interpretation

[leaden terrace]

||I once talked about how Kirby always copes with his very scary situations because he always came with his friends who would distract him from the intensity. In my headcanons, the only time he was truly alone, when fighting Drawcia, he was traumatized to the point he had nightmares about souls. In this case, since True Arena is definitely Kirby fighting alone, it'd be a similar situation here||

[floral mantle]

Magolor explaining his grand masterplan:
Kirby: 0.0

[proper spindle]

Traumatize the gumball

[unreal stag]

nooooo

not the baby

[proper spindle]

I wonder if Marx ever scared Kirby

[vocal latch]

Damn.

[proper spindle]

Or he was just really pissed off

[main fractal]

Does Necrodeus count as alone

[floral mantle]

Marx describing his masterplan:

Kirby: 0.0

[main fractal]

Or different because there's 10 of him

[clever hull]

I always think Kirby just rolls with this stuff

[floral mantle]

Kirby's default expression for every evil plan is 0.0, change my mind

[topaz wren]

He was absolutely freaking out in the original Super Star lol

[ruby narwhal]

In canvas curse it says the player themselves is the one helping Kirby out a drawing the rainbow lines
Kirby had us

[leaden terrace]

he seemed ofmild disconvenience by it

[proper spindle]

Drawcia was definitely Kirby’s first truly eldritch foe

I think he got more used to it going forward

[leaden terrace]

Kirby had us and we left him all alone ever since 😃

[floral mantle]

I'm somewhat convinced Kirby always have a vacant stare when the villains are monologuing about their evil plan

[main fractal]

The contrast between novel Kirby and game Kirby in regards to Magolor is funni

[leaden terrace]

Now he only has Drawcia to remember

[celest grove]

It just happens that Drawcia was designed by... Shinya Kumazaki

[main fractal]

Who

[leaden terrace]

yeah who

[unreal stag]

i find it interesting that of all the masks in rtdldx

[main fractal]

[unreal stag]

drawcia was the only spinoff character

[main fractal]

Erm Kleeeby

[celest grove]

Canvas Curse literally defined the rest of the series somehow

[astral ember]

No spinoffs ALL ARE CANON NOW BAYBEEE

[main fractal]

CC is usually acknowledged anyways

Soul forms and the funny painter girls

[leaden terrace]

WAH GIGI

i didnt expect that

[topaz wren]

Soul bosses, pause screen lore, eldritch horrific final bosses

[floral mantle]

I wonder why?

[topaz wren]

Yeah...

[main fractal]

The Magolore is real

[celest grove]

and all of what Kuma is doing

is just applying the concept of Kirby on every single part of it

Simple, but deep

[floral mantle]

Sometimes I wonder what if Kumazaki never become director

[covert jasper]

it was peak, thanks for the content

[celest grove]

all Kirby games have a simple story

[leaden terrace]

🙇 🙇 🙇

[celest grove]

...but then since RTDL, it got deeper if you look for it

[astral ember]

For anyone that completed all of Magoland:

||When he's talking to Kirby after you complete all of the missions, is he talking to prime Kirby, or another alternate dimension Kirby? Because that could be the moment he's officially atoning, or maybe he's still just like "practicing" in a way.||

[main fractal]

I try to think of what the series would be like if rtdl never came out and my mind drew an honest blank

[celest grove]

Imagine Squeak Squad 2

[clever hull]

Rtdl feels like the natural evolution

[main fractal]

No

[astral ember]

Being a Kirby fan 1997-2011 was frustrating

[celest grove]

1997?

[unreal stag]

i've always been of the school of thought that rtdl invented kirby lore

[astral ember]

Whenever Dreamland 3 came out

[main fractal]

Squeak Squad 2 with double the unoriginality and double the gba music rips

[floral mantle]

i'm trying to imagine what if Kid Kirby came out

[unreal stag]

before that it was all a bunch of disparate, disconnected storylines

[clever hull]

The extensive lore always came to me as something that would’ve been inevitable

[floral mantle]

don't forget imported GBA graphics

[astral ember]

Good game, but they went back to simple abilities and we stayed with one button does one thing for over a dang decade

[celest grove]

RTDL didn't quite invent Kirby lore but it was the first where Kuma legit tried to do it that way

[main fractal]

And all the assets clash!

This man is truly a master of the medium

[celest grove]

it's where he tried within a budget to have the simple but deep aspect of Kirby applied to everything

[topaz wren]

Yeah "Kirby lore" can be argued to exist as early as the mid 90s but it was very very loose and more like background info

[main fractal]

Lonely Possessor

[celest grove]

and pause lore is a cheap but effective way to do it

[astral ember]

I like figure lore

Read it at your own pace, or all at once if you prefer

[celest grove]

I do prefer figure lore though because I don't like pausing in a game

[unreal stag]

figure lore also makes you work for lore

[main fractal]

Kirby fans in 1997 when they find out the silly man is the same species as the villain idk

[leaden terrace]

thats true actually

[astral ember]

Don't have to go back to a boss fight to get the lore

[leaden terrace]

figure lore doesnt disrupt the gameplay

i didnt think of that

[celest grove]

I still work for lore, but I can actually read those at any time

[topaz wren]

Also honestly wouldn't be bad because stomach mechanic was kind of cool and could have been improved to become a core mechanic of the series

[unreal stag]

i say that as a positive

it feels rewarding to earn lore

[floral mantle]

then we'll get more anime references...

[astral ember]

Squeak Squad feels like a game whose main mechanic was shelved halfway through

[celest grove]

if I wanna read something again, I just select the figure

done

[topaz wren]

NEVER MIND-

[celest grove]

for pause lore, I have to do the Arena for it

or I guess select a boss stage

and even then

[main fractal]

Everything in Squeak Squad feels like a prototype for things that the modern games end up doing

[floral mantle]

And Squeak Squad 2 means Kirby will continue to kill because of Cake

[celest grove]

it doesn't work for EX bosses

[floral mantle]

even the plot?

[main fractal]

Ability Mixing, ex stages, puzzle pieces, key dees etc

[topaz wren]

Most good Lore is with the final bosses too so you'd have to go through the whole finale section

Pause lore was a good start nonethless though

[main fractal]

Mate I forgot the game had a plot

[astral ember]

"Kirby's cake gets stolen and then oh no there's a bad guy suddenly!"

[floral mantle]

Squeak Squad Plot- Kirby get his cake stolen, blame on Dedede, Rats showed up, Meta Knight did nothing, that Waddle Dee get away scot free

[astral ember]

Even by Kirby standards back then the plot was weak

[main fractal]

Me realising both of Daroachs games have some bullshit last minute moment that's like "erm actually to progress you need this specific thing"

[unreal stag]

squeak squad caused the cake meme

[topaz wren]

True

[main fractal]

Society

[floral mantle]

Remember in RTDL Kirby got his cake ruined...

[topaz wren]

Best part is they never tell you about it until you get there

[astral ember]

Does anyone feel like HAL is trying to branch out with their characters as IPs more with this remake?

[main fractal]

Yeah

[faint glen]

I can only hope

[topaz wren]

Characterization has gotten a bigger focus since SA tbh so I hope so

[main fractal]

Also yeah Magolor Epilogue is the first mode that's holy original and dedicated to a specific character

[floral mantle]

For some reason Magolor feels more like the character who define the Kumazaki era

[main fractal]

Everything else has been a remix of main game story

[astral ember]

I wonder if the lore and characterization is as popular in Japan

[floral mantle]

in this remake

Like, is it me the only one who feels like Magolor is kinda... the Kumazaki character when refering to this era?

[main fractal]

Magolor is Kumzakis Dedede

[unreal stag]

but

kumazaki is dedede

he did the dedede grunts and everything

[main fractal]

He probably switches to the Dedede voice mid conversation

[astral ember]

That's just one of the unwritten rules as being director

[celest grove]

Dedede's only sin is that he tried to steal all the food of Dream Land

[main fractal]

Except Shimomoura

[unreal stag]

shimomura made sakurai dedede

[astral ember]

Dedede's only sin is causing famine!

[main fractal]

Sakurai going all the way to hals offices to do one grunt

[unreal stag]

so in a way shimomura established the rule, but didn't apply it to himself

for some reason

[leaden terrace]

the sequel nobody deserves

[unreal stag]

noooooooooooooo

baby

[main fractal]

To your earlier comic?

[unreal stag]

why would you do this

[leaden terrace]

yes

hes too baby

[unreal stag]

you made my boy sad

[main fractal]

Don't do this to us : (

[vast basin]

poor baby

[leaden terrace]

it hurts to draw it but i feel its necessary..

[faint glen]

[unreal stag]

wait a minute if we're saying kirby is jesus, does that mean he will die for our sins

[thin prairie]

No, he dies for one life
Duh

[pliant socket]

Yeah that's why he resurrects

[maiden swan]

Dies for your sin of failing the white wafers cutter puzzle

[thin willow]

Unbased, cringe even

[main fractal]

I am the Magolor

[unreal stag]

i did not die to the cutter puzzle i will let you know

[main fractal]

I am JESUS, They hated me for speaking the truth

[pliant socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920498813150593034/1082517574010548305/watermark.gif

[main fractal]

Stealing

[rustic trellis]

this sounds like a man who died to the spinni puzzle

[thin prairie]

White wafer failers when you show them the platform to the left:

[pliant socket]

TRUE

[flat pendant]

seeing Failboat do this truly proved the word "fail" in his username

[pliant socket]

"Kirby games are for kids"
The people who said that statement:

[flat pendant]

also him overthinking the cut puzzle in the mid-boss tower really made me think he was doing a bit

[rustic trellis]

White Wafer failers when they dont simply sacrifice meta knight to solve the puzzle

[maiden swan]

I didn’t see him do the tower

How bad was it

[timid storm]

Oh

Now that I’m here I remembered something

[unreal stag]

i also did it without jumping (except to get out of the way of the platform)

[timid storm]

How do we fight the master crown? Wasn’t it destroyed when magolor was defeated?

[thin prairie]

Finish the game and find out

[timid storm]

I did 💀

[floral mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920498813150593034/1082517574010548305/watermark.gif

[thin prairie]

Oh
It’s because it was in shards that reformed

[timid storm]

Failboat moment

[floral mantle]

Kirby Games is for kids when they got squashed by a platform: "Unfair Level Design!"

[timid storm]

Oh ok

[rustic trellis]

"Kirby games are for kids" people when i have to dig their body out from under a metal platform in a tundra

[unreal stag]

certified L

[timid storm]

“Kirby games are for kids” the fog is coming

[floral mantle]

Kirby Games are for kids when Spinni decided to betray Daroach:

I mean, that's a HiAD puzzle, right?

[leaden terrace]

"Kirby games are for kids" people when I erase their soul completely from existence

[thin prairie]

“Kirby games are for kids” sayers when I make them find rob’s parts in dl3

(They are stuck forever)

[floral mantle]

Kirby Games are for kids when they need to use Fire-Ice (Peak copy ability)

[timid storm]

“Kirby games are for kids” Zero and zero 2:

[floral mantle]

also, not the anime girl

[timid storm]

Yes

I’m still mad about that being the top search result for 02

[floral mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/zero-kirby-darling-in-the-franxx-sucks-zero2-02-gif-21547256

[jolly valve]

Does anyone have those collection of gifs of Void Termina doing Fortnite dances

[floral mantle]

Strongest 02 Anime Girl vs Weakest 02 Eye Angel

[timid storm]

I remember in like freshman year of high school when people were talking about 02 I thought it was like a human version of the boss

Because the color scheme is somewhat similar

Red and white

[ruby narwhal]

Such a beautiful sentence out of context

[rustic trellis]

google when they would rather show an anime girl over a bleeding eyeball

simply poor taste

[timid storm]

Society

[thin prairie]

Me looking for the dark god angle of dreamland when searching up zero

[jolly valve]

Me during KDL3: If Zero's such a good final boss, why haven't they made a Zero Two?
Shimomura: I gotchu

[thin prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-searching-gif-25603936

[timid storm]

ITS SO FAR DOWN

[rustic trellis]

less than vape, but more then a raspberry pi

[thin prairie]

How is vaping more popular?

[odd rover]

Me when I search 0²

[timid storm]

Me when I can’t type exponents

[rustic trellis]

as someone who works at a store that sells vape, you would be surprised

[floral mantle]

you get 0... because the square of zero is zero.

[rustic trellis]

Vape literally isnt our main thing, its coffee and sandwiches

[vocal latch]

type 0²

[rustic trellis]

but we still get so many people buying it

[thin prairie]

Zero: canonically addicted to black licorice vape

[rustic trellis]

so thats why hes considered evil

[odd rover]

How do you type exponents on a keyboard

[rustic trellis]

Typically i just do 0^2

[timid storm]

W

[jolly valve]

You know when you think of it, Zero Two technically the first "soul" boss in a way

[rustic trellis]

but 0^2 only gets me the math results

and a single picture of the girl

[timid storm]

There’s a website that lets you copy superscripts

[odd rover]

I set my phone to autocorrect 0^2 to 0²

[proper spindle]

Honestly it’s kinda weird that Zero’s first actual modeled appearance in a modern Kirby game is a mask of all things

Like there’s the Kirby 64 angel but

Nothing of the quality of a single mask

[vocal latch]

yeah

and they did a good job of it

I LOVE the Zero mask

[proper spindle]

Yeah it’s so ominous

Makes me want to see dark matter again as a main antagonist

[odd rover]

I love how he has an eyebag

[proper spindle]

Just to see how hard they could go with the possession visuals

[thin prairie]

The zero feels so creepy to wear

[timid storm]

They should remake 64

[floral mantle]

I mean... are they really all dead?

[odd rover]

I wonder how Dark Matter would return

[proper spindle]

Very dead

The most we’ve seen of them is a clone

[odd rover]

We haven’t seen them since Crystal Shards

[floral mantle]

Ancients left a device that stores up Dark Matter and it somehow get set loose

[thin prairie]

The zero mask is so creepy which is good because it’s actually accurate but it makes it feel uncomfortable to wear

[timid storm]

Grand doomer mask > anything else

[floral mantle]

IDK, Ancients can probably do anything and it'll backfire

[odd rover]

Time travel shenanigans and we bring back Zero/0²

[floral mantle]

Ancients conveniently make a device call Dark Matter Generator and some guy activates it

[thin prairie]

I believe the proper term is “galacta mask”

[timid storm]

No

It’s not

[proper spindle]

Love how meta just puts the mask on over his regular mask

[leaden terrace]

dark nebula mask > anything else

[proper spindle]

It looks so damn goofy

[leaden terrace]

one of his sfx is just him dying

even marx soul didnt have that

[floral mantle]

We know Kine/Mine Mask is the superior ones...

Because they actually buff stuffs

[leaden terrace]

INFERIOR

[timid storm]

Grand doomer makes me feel so powerful

[fathom cradle]

Mfw the only masks in the game with additional effects are fucking kine and mine

[cursive sandal]

grand doomer mask is the best

[proper spindle]

Marx soul mask is the best

[thin prairie]

Normal marx looks more natural tbh

[leaden terrace]

whats so special about them 😭 😭

[floral mantle]

should've give Fatty Puffer same properties

[timid storm]

Marx soul not having the scream makes it worse

[fathom cradle]

[leaden terrace]

like why did the devs specifically choose them

[floral mantle]

Enhanced Water Bullet

[thin prairie]

Oh god you’re right

[proper spindle]

Makes water levels tolerable

[timid storm]

Water ability

[floral mantle]

I hate Onion Ocean.

[timid storm]

Nooo onion ocean is so good

[floral mantle]

Kine/Mine Mask also gives you that

[timid storm]

Right but water is better

[thin prairie]

I think kirby games have the rare sight of fun water levels in platformers

[floral mantle]

Wait, you telling me other platformers have worse water levels than Onion Ocean?

[timid storm]

Swimming isn’t restrictive

[thin prairie]

Have you never played any mario 64?

[floral mantle]

Also... out of the powerup weapons (Boots, Cannon, Bomb) which one you guys hate?

[proper spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/new-super-mario-bros-nintendo-ds-ds-blooper-squid-gif-23171504

[cursive sandal]

bomb

[timid storm]

Cannon

[proper spindle]

Average water level experience

[timid storm]

I feel like it doesn’t always work

[odd rover]

Bomb easy

[proper spindle]

Canon

[timid storm]

The French horn on the other hand

[floral mantle]

now I feel Onion Ocean is actually pretty ok...

[thin prairie]

Bomb just feels annoying
Its like key but not fun

[odd rover]

It feels off

[floral mantle]

I see...

[proper spindle]

Fighters reprogrammed how I use it and now I can’t solve cannon puzzles

[cursive sandal]

the AD segment that gives you a crackler is funy because you can bring the crackler to the doomer fight and kill it in seconds

[floral mantle]

Imagine that's the intention

[timid storm]

4-2

(I think)

[fleet osprey]

support items

[proper spindle]

My brain is too used to Kirby fighters cracklers and now I can’t go back to how it works in the mainline games

[timid storm]

Yeah 4-2

Cause 4-4 is the icicle and falling platforms one

[cursive sandal]

mainline games plural? it appears outside fighters and rtdl/rtdx?

[proper spindle]

Uh

I think

I don’t know

[timid storm]

I think it’s only in rtdl and fighters

[proper spindle]

I’m just used to the fighters version where crouching lets you change the cannon direction

[timid storm]

Robobot only had the remote I think and triple deluxe’s canon goes into the background/foreground

[proper spindle]

So I do it in return and waste time

[timid storm]

And there’s also the pole

Triple deluxe is such a good game

[cursive sandal]

triple deluxe, where the primary gimmick besides succ seed is being pseudo-3d

[timid storm]

Pseudo 3d is more Kirby 64

[thin prairie]

Yea its more just moving into the background
For d e a p t h

[cursive sandal]

pseudo-pseudo-3d

[ruby narwhal]

People after the ta: “hearing Magolor cry out for help in the song is so tragic and sad 😢”
The vocals in the song: https://youtu.be/uqNYpa4fP5Q

[floral mantle]

moving into the background?

What if we let bosses move into the background?

[leaden terrace]

Yeah we CRY at low-quality gibberish and squeaks whats YOUR excuse

[thin prairie]

Honestly I like to rank games based on replay value
And I think TDX is the squeak squad of the modern games
Good no doubt. But just kinda plain

I don’t go back to it like the others

[floral mantle]

Peak Boss Design be like:

We get a background, right? What if the boss can move to the background?

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-loves-pyribbit-pyribbit-kirby-kirby-triple-deluxe-gif-25729116

[main fractal]

||The way Magolor cries in the song is some sopping ass cat shit like holy shit he's so sadass||

[leaden terrace]

||SOPPING ASS CAT SHIT...||

[cursive sandal]

pathetic wet cat mags is my favorite mags

[proper spindle]

“Pathetic wet cat mags is my favorite mags”

What a quote

[floral mantle]

imagine they went all Pyribbit with us with Fiery Puffer

[main fractal]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MAGOLOR EPILOGUE BOSS ORIENTATED GIFS

[floral mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-kirby-return-to-dreamland-adventure-wii-magolor-gif-27552775

[leaden terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-hydroath-happy-valentines-day-valentines-day-dooter-gif-27558136

[floral mantle]

Nothing happens in Feburary 12th

[leaden terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-magolor-epilogue-hydroath-kirby-meme-gif-27558301

im tearing up over this gif

unironically

[main fractal]

What is the noise he makes

[faint galleon]

M

[leaden terrace]

h

[cursive sandal]

yeah this guy

[floral mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-magolor-epilogue-kirby-adventure-wii-gif-27555129

[main fractal]

Only magolor Epilogue gif that actually is Magolor

[faint galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-magolor-epilogue-kirby-adventure-wii-gif-27554962

[humble crest]

||does someone know the best strat to plat hydriath||

[leaden terrace]

theres one more but its just him crying

[floral mantle]

Barry is a great man. A special man

[cursive sandal]

epilogue gifs are the peak of comedy

[lusty geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-magolor-epilogue-kirby-adventure-wii-gif-27555131

[main fractal]

Minimal hits max combos honestly

[faint galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-magolor-epilogue-kirby-adventure-wii-gif-27554400

[main fractal]

I did it on a whim

[pliant socket]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-magolor-epilogue-kirby-adventure-wii-gif-27554404

[humble crest]

Aight

[main fractal]

Max out the sad cat first

Don't get hit

[floral mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ssgv5-shockhat-mr-dooter-kirby-barry-gif-26304660

[odd rover]

Blazing Boss Battle ‼️

[main fractal]

You'll lose the combos when the boss is half dead

That's normal

[odd rover]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-kirby-return-to-dreamland-adventure-wii-magolor-gif-27552771

[main fractal]

I think you needed like 1500 points or something for plat?

[humble crest]

Guess so

[main fractal]

I wanna keep him

[cursive sandal]

same

[leaden terrace]

i really hope someone completely unaware of this, especially outside of this server just finds these on their tenor search

and become so confused

[cursive sandal]

I want to hug him and care for and cherish him and lovingly punt him off a cliff as punishment for his crimes and

[neat path]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-kirby-return-to-dreamland-adventure-wii-magolor-gif-27552773

[main fractal]

What level was his jump at

Or levitation

[neat path]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-hydroath-happy-valentines-day-valentines-day-dooter-gif-27558136

[main fractal]

Wizard x Goku

[covert jasper]

DFGGDRFJGNJDFRGJKDFRHD

[humble crest]

I got 1499 nah man 😭

[leaden terrace]

<>SD:LASD:LJAS:DHASDP:HAP:HADasD

[humble crest]

????????????

[pliant socket]

You get used to it

[proper spindle]

This is going in my “Magolor suffering” collection

[humble crest]

Finally

1500

[neat path]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-kirby-kirby-meme-gif-24950913

[unreal stag]

the zero mask is so freaky

it's that eyelid lip

[thin prairie]

I want to see this remade with the epilogue design
Or at least his normal colors

[maiden swan]

How else is it gonna kiss its subordinates goodnight

[faint galleon]

I am going to

[humble crest]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-kirby-kirbys-return-to-dreamland-kirby-star-allies-kirby-fighters-gif-25566276

[neat path]

Expected

[thin prairie]

Where is that meme of magolor going “me when lies, desiet, spread misinformation”?
I can’t find it and I know it was posted sometime ago

[leaden terrace]

idk but u remind me of this and i think it fits magolor just as well

[fathom cradle]

do you mean this

[thin prairie]

Yes thank you

[pliant socket]

Bro he's just like me fr!

[thin prairie]

Magolor when he is the most relatable kirby character

[neat path]

I hope he spreads loads of ridiculous right wing conspiracy theories!

[cedar solstice]

magolor's epilogue spoilers ||https://twitter.com/jwanimations2/status/1632876711418413056?t=4Eb0E5P639cuRHGL_QVT0g&s=19||

[lofty condor]

||He just sat on him 😭😭😭😭||

[cedar solstice]

||he killed kirby at the cost of his ass||

||truly a tragic tale||

[ruby plaza]

👀

[neat path]

His secret plan...theme park!

[thin prairie]

Rtdl 2 confirmed

[leaden terrace]

||What if Clash 3 comes out and you still find Shoppe Magolor and you talk to him and hes like "yeah things kinda fell out um"||

[proper spindle]

I finally know what he needed the money for

The theme parks

[celest grove]

||Magolor comically failing his own plans||

||From a bad guy he can become a comic relief||

A cute one at that

[thin prairie]

I like how mags has become like a sly prankster
Its funny and he has great SA skits

My favorite is the one where he claps dedede awake

[neat path]

Magolor is one of the characters of all time

[floral mantle]

we need more puzzles like White Wafer Cutter...

[rose dome]

magolor blast

[faint galleon]

"ITS OVER TARANZA, TAKE THIS MAHOROA BARASTU!"

[floral mantle]

"You underestimated my depression!"

[neat path]

Totally real remix of Under My Control that was definitely used in the game:

[main fractal]

Is there a track in the sound test that is labelled (Kirby's Adventure Wii) for all regions?

Might have been the version of Green Greens from outside the lor

[rose dome]

"you've done well so far Taranza, but up until now i've been using a mere 5% of my power. let's see how well you fare against my

MAGOLOR BLAST"

[floral mantle]

Taranza summons his depression shield

[leaden terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801861027095773194/1076928253970890842/RETRO_BLAST.gif

[pliant socket]

This goes so hard

so RETRO

[floral mantle]

Don't you love it when there's a puzzle

[floral mantle]

and you solve it like how you usually do...

but you get crushed by a falling platform?

[lofty condor]

https://tenor.com/view/retro-retro-omori-retro-dnd-retromemes-retro-dogboy-gif-23747896

[cursive sandal]

the onion ocean cutter puzzle?

[floral mantle]

White Wafer...

But I wish we get more puzzles like these

[rose dome]

magolor has been practicing for months for his grand villian theme, huh

[cursive sandal]

I could have sworn it's onion ocean because of the waterfall

[floral mantle]

it's white wafers because the ground's slippery

[pliant socket]

retro....

[thin prairie]

How nostalgic

[celest grove]

remember when Kirby was good

...I meant gold but I leave it at that

[floral mantle]

so... a minute ago?

Kirby's still good

[celest grove]

yeah

absolutely

[ocean mauve]

can't believe they removed the gold copy ability

[thin prairie]

I thought I was in a kirby discord
Not a 10 hour long sonic yt retrospective

[main fractal]

Kirby was good until December 31st 2009 at 23:59

[celest grove]

remember when Magolor

[floral mantle]

wdym?

[neat path]

Yeah, I remember April 27 1992 - February 24 2023, and beyond.

[main fractal]

Just a joke poking fun of how Sonic fans used to go "Black Knight was the last good game"

[pliant socket]

LMAO

[main fractal]

March 2023 was truly the dark ages

[celest grove]

were you born before April 1992

[floral mantle]

what... what?

[main fractal]

They used to do that 🤷‍♂️

[neat path]

No, I was born way after. I was just putting the release date for Kirby's Dreamland.

[thin prairie]

Kirby was good until they started changing the formula
Like kirby with a sword? How underly ridiculous.
Also who wants to play as slow and weak characters. We only want kirby. Kirby fell off fr

[main fractal]

Some still do probably

[celest grove]

(guys I was being funny)

[maiden swan]

This sounds like something someone I know would say when drunk

[main fractal]

Kirby got kissed...by a girl??

[floral mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920498813150593034/1082517574010548305/watermark.gif

[thin prairie]

Yes lmao

[floral mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-gif-9646648

[main fractal]

Bros when Mephiles Killed Kirby in amazing Mirror the series really jumped the shark 😡

[neat path]

It's a shame she dumped him for Adeleine.

[thin prairie]

How disgusting
64 really sent us into the dark era

[trim pilot]

anyone has the dialog in which ||Magolor seemingly alludes to Floralia? It's in the upgrade dialog thing, I think he talks of a kingdom in the sky||

[maiden swan]

Ikr

Introduced the fairy queen and then never used her again

[cursive sandal]

it's the same for everyone for all the upgrades

[neat path]

JUSTICE FOR FAIRY QUEEN! BRING HER BACK!!!

[main fractal]

Kirby and the Forgotten Land is a true welcome to the Kirby forumula, the series had a really difficult time to get to this point, remember Kirby 64 when he got kissed by a princess?

[pliant socket]

EWWWW GET THIS HORRIBLE ROMANCE OUT OF MY KIRBYVGAME

YUCKYYYY

[trim pilot]

no I mean anyone has a screenshot of it?

[neat path]

The Kirby series had a rough transition to 3D

[floral mantle]

Instructions unclear, they bring Cirno into Kirby instead

[cursive sandal]

oh

[thin prairie]

The dark era is the worst
It’s worst than the post dark era, the classic era, the pre classic era, the sakurai era, the prehistoric era, and the BC before christ era. What were they thinking??????

[neat path]

Damn, I said the Fairy Queen, not the Fairy Goddess.

[main fractal]

What about the Medieval Era

Underrated

[thin prairie]

Medieval era had heart fr

[neat path]

The Kirby storybook era, where Kirby became King Arthur.

[main fractal]

The part where they threw shit at their enemies really was soulful

[maiden swan]

Do you think Reimu would treat everyone in Kirby as yokai

[neat path]

Yes

But she'd be powerless against them.

[pliant socket]

Don't have a screenshot but the quote says ||”So much power! I could use this to attack and rule over a floating Kingdom in the sky… if I wanted to, that is."||

[main fractal]

What about Mr Dooter who tried to erase the Arabian Nights

[floral mantle]

When will we see that Barry guy he talked about?

[maiden swan]

She cowers in fear after Kirby looks too hard at her

[main fractal]

Never

[floral mantle]

Missed opportunity, we should've seen Barry

[thin prairie]

When king dedede tried to rule medieval popstar that was the only good story

When dedede tried to rule over clash lol

[neat path]

King D-Mind

[maiden swan]

More like

King D-Mid

~Dark Taranza, allegedly

[floral mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/king-dedede-king-d-mind-taranza-shut-the-fuck-up-team-kirby-clash-gif-25401415

[neat path]

King Dick-Mind

[faint galleon]

King D Mind goes hard asf

[thin prairie]

I hate the scene from kirby and the black knight when
Metaknight almost died. Like come on kirby shouldn’t be serious

[main fractal]

Yeah Kirby's just a cartoon about saving animals from a fat guy

Also Taranza bullying is funny to see

[pliant socket]

oomfie design

[thin prairie]

King D-mind goes hard design wise

I really wish he got an alt in smash, or just masked dedede like come one. Metaknight has a dark meta alt AND a galacta alt

i hate kirby on the draw

i suck at it

Use touch controls

i am

and i still suck

im gonna go play magoland tours

to grind for souvenirs

so i can beat true arena

[pliant socket]

Use both of your fingers

[dreamy canyon]

wait this game has touch controls

[sand frigate]

im guessing they're talking about handheld mode

[ruby narwhal]

I didn’t even know they had it until someone mentioned it, I pretty sure it’s exclusive to Kirby on the draw because of vital how much touch controls were in the original

[rustic trellis]

me when all the blue and yellow leaving magolors design is meant to represent that he is no longer a liar, now just content with being a wizard

and the green on clash's design represents new life

[cursive sandal]

🤯

[leaden terrace]

what if the blue represents him being a wizard too

because wizards are often blue

which may also explain his loss of power

[main fractal]

Gandalf The Blue

(his hat was blue because Tolkien was a huge fan of Magolor)

[leaden terrace]

its true!

[thin prairie]

but then white would be the liar colour

and hes a liar no more

[leaden terrace]

yellow is the liar color

blue is the wizard color

[novel fog]

well the green represents him being a merchant (or well, 'he's dressed for the store') iirc
and the white is because of his 潔白 (innocence/purity)
funny how the white on his main design and his Clash design mean different things

[leaden terrace]

now he is...

an egg

[main fractal]

Magolor of many colours

[leaden terrace]

white egg

[novel fog]

like the white on his main design is supposed to represent 正義 (justice/righteousness) lmao

[pulsar falcon]

True arena ending is depressing

[leaden terrace]

:( yeah

[fleet prism]

RIP BOZO