Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

[balmy estuary]

on pc it's probably the best option just for mod support, though I haven't been following much on it or a modpack at large to fix the issues with the content

though a lot of the changes or choices just turned me off from considering to buy it, like the costumes (no tequila joseph) being mostly the same from ASB, stands only having two colors instead of 4 like in EOH, the whole thing with part 8 and the fact they ruined the balance of the colors since the old ones got moved to slot 4... which barely changes a thing in some of them

[torn girder]

yeah, part 8 still only getting stuff from the first few chapters is pretty stupid.

does josuke get ||go beyond|| at least?.

[ornate musk]

as far as im aware no

[torn girder]

man, that sucks.

[safe mica]

part 8 erasure

we never getting tooru

[torn girder]

eoh with fucking.

playable joshu.

[balmy estuary]

never let anime-onlies develop a game again

Btw they just confirm AU diego to be the final character of the pass

In june 11
They also said on that date they'll talk about new info on the game, hopefully it's a 2nd pass because if the game ends like that

Fucking lol

[silver grail]

God that’s lame

Can they add Ratt already

[torn girder]

could be worse tbh.

could've been another part 5 character.

[silver grail]

Tbh I would’ve taken that over AU Diego

[torn girder]

okay, you get mario zucchero.

[silver grail]

Add Polpo

[torn girder]

no, you get the old guy without a stand who hides the money in the toilet.

[silver grail]

He’s completely immobile you control Black Sabbath

[torn girder]

that would be fucked.

[balmy estuary]

AU Diego is bad but I'll take any little that part 7 can get

[torn girder]

i wish it was like.

[balmy estuary]

how i pictured tooru would be playable tbh, you just use wonder of u while he's chilling in the bg

[torn girder]

sandman or hot pants.

tbh, it's so weird to me that that's not what like.

akira is like?.

unless he is like that, in which case oops.

[silver grail]

No you beat up akira

[balmy estuary]

yeah there's like 70 better picks for a part 7 newcomer
The only hope is that this pick being so underwhelming likely can lead to a 2nd pass being a thing

[silver grail]

But yeah I like that idea

Also ignoring how lame AU Diego is

I think it’s lame how many new characters weren’t actually new

[balmy estuary]

Though I'll probably still not pick up the game even if a 2nd pass is up
Because i know damn well they won't update the game with any dlc stages

Bandai namco hates that for some reason

[silver grail]

So yeah

Please more characters

[torn girder]

i would've like.

[balmy estuary]

How they refused to add a tournament of power stage to fighterz during its whole run and just being stuck recreating every fight in that fucking space stage

[torn girder]

traded mariah, pet shop and prosciutto/pesci for like.

tooru, jobin and sandman or hot pants.

tbh.

looking at just the base characters.

[balmy estuary]

I'd trade part 4 jotaro

[torn girder]

oh, i forgot about part 4 jotaro.

trade part 4 jotaro for part 6 jotaro.

jokes aside though uhh...

[silver grail]

They should add Jodio as an epic Josuke play

[torn girder]

thrown in like, kei or something idk?.

over part 4 jotaro.

[silver grail]

God wait could you imagine them adding like

A second part 8 Josuke

Over a different character

[torn girder]

part 9 josuke.

[balmy estuary]

I beg them to make it free like the pucci full

[torn girder]

really don't understand why pucci gets to be two characters.

[balmy estuary]

Man what a letdown has every bandai namco remaster been this past year
I am not looking forward to tenkaichi 4 if that's how they want to keep things going

[balmy estuary]

The funny spoiler embargo
Which was actually the only thoughtful thing I've seen them do with this game

[silver grail]

The one post launch stage

[torn girder]

OH.

i figured it was just because eoh did it.

[balmy estuary]

nah
The full version still keeps whitesnake

[balmy estuary]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8uwiDqNqYA&ab_channel=andermachines

genuinely great remix

[soft vale]

lmao

if Joestar was belong to Nintendo

[torn girder]

from the wiki.

[safe mica]

||would date diego||

||but that doesnt matter because he and hot pants are already dating anyways||

[soft vale]

Diego

he loves dinos

[balmy estuary]

||ULTIMATE THING DIO, WHAT A NAME||

[torn girder]

YEAH.

wiki has it as ||ultimate thing kars|| too.

[balmy estuary]

i love how the ||other parallel world diego is listed here
the one that shows up for like 3 panels||

[torn girder]

i was also gonna ask.

what song would you go with as the ending track for steel ball run.

or songs, if it were to have two like stardust crusaders and golden wind did.

[balmy estuary]

cotton eye joe

[safe mica]

||you either date the scaley or the fucking weirdo||

well, depending on how u see it, theyre both weirdos

[balmy estuary]

||i actually meant the third||

[safe mica]

OH what i didnt notice that

[balmy estuary]

||in one of the parallel universes, valentine visits one where the holy corpse isn't the price but rather the diamonds||

||one of the many alternate versions that gets forgotten about, that's in the poll||

[safe mica]

i see

what a weird fucking poll

[balmy estuary]

it's based

||THE OTHER DIEGO HAS MORE VOTES THAN THE ONE WITH THE WORLD OMG||

also for a serious answer in a SBR ED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b32i4Pxkl28&ab_channel=Purmello i really like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRPeYP6gS-s&ab_channel=BethesdaSoftworksMusic also country roads would be awesome if it could be this version

it needs to be something with some of the most heartfelt violins ever that's for sure

[balmy estuary]

also i was looking up stuff and holy shit there was a whole line of keychain merch with scale sized stands

under world merch

https://jojowiki.com/Stands_Collection_Figure_Keyholder full list

this is like one of the latest pieces of physical media before the anime where stands were depicted with odd colors (from 2010-11)

[safe mica]

gummy cream

[balmy estuary]

ok i just realized from this figure that the stripes were meant to be sorta like the cartoon prison stripes i'm so mad

[soft vale]

the w lol

[soft vale]

Whitebroke you meant?

[torn girder]

these work nicely, yeah.

for some reason, i was feeling green green grass of home personally...

not too sure why.

might be kinda funny given that's also a stand name in part 6, but whatever.

they've used enigma and savage garden songs already.

[safe mica]

i forgot i made this

[soft vale]

Valentine creating alt accounts :

[silver grail]

https://twitter.com/vishkujo/status/1668063428827594755?s=46&t=v-OFRlwLQj9hIP92bjH9xw

Vish ☆ (@Vishkujo)

Season Pass 2 for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R will be purchasable on June 14

• New Part 5 character in early autumn
• Part 4 character in autumn
• Part 8 character in late winter!
• Haruno Shiobana bonus costume from EoH

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[balmy estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-enough-gif-24573877

part 5 gonna blow up its liver

[silver grail]

His time is soon

Seriously though why another part 5 character

[soft vale]

please god will say Leone Abbacchio

or else Sukuna will fucked up hhe Miracle Mallet

[balmy estuary]

parts 6 and 7 still drowning

i'd even take another from part 3 at this point

[soft vale]

maybe antagonists from SO?

i meant

[balmy estuary]

donatello versus

i crave

[soft vale]

yes

and i forgot, i want the girl who wield Goo Goo Dolls

[balmy estuary]

rikiel, viviano, ungalo, lang rangler, anyone

[soft vale]

anyone lmao

[balmy estuary]

also

part 8 character is late winter

so
next year

:SCTired:

[soft vale]

someone in the Higashikata clan

damn

if lmao

[balmy estuary]

someone they already have a playable model from EOH

[soft vale]

lol

me waiting all the bitches of Josuke

[balmy estuary]

where is tooru

[silver grail]

It’s gonna be joshu and it’s gonna be hysterical

[balmy estuary]

i'm 100% sure it's just gonna be him

all the wait until february for joshu

[soft vale]

Tooru is predicted lmao

[silver grail]

What a lame set of newcomers between base game and DLC

[soft vale]

i mean what if Tooru and a third JoJolion character?

if that

[balmy estuary]

doubt they'd bother with a third pass

if this pass alone is just gonna be 3

[soft vale]

lmao

and SBR

[balmy estuary]

man i had such a big wishlist of new things i wanted for this game
literally none of them got granted

[soft vale]

it have so much runner but only 1% of it gone to the respecc

pkease

Jesus playable lmao

[silver grail]

90% EoH characters and the 10% is comprised of Pesci and Ghaccio

[balmy estuary]

besides risotto and the vague want of keicho, nothing else got granted for me

[silver grail]

Good additions

[balmy estuary]

even more of a letdown with the stages

(they added none new after the reveal)

[silver grail]

Was the farm literally the only new stage

[balmy estuary]

yup

[soft vale]

what if Sorbet and Gelato become playable although theyre dead

[balmy estuary]

all the other new stages were just ported from EOH
and they didn't even port all the EOH stages they could port

[silver grail]

Did they port the higashikata household

[balmy estuary]

nope

the only parts that got ported were

[silver grail]

Lol

[balmy estuary]

....3, 4 and 5

https://tenor.com/view/star-platinum-gif-18007374

me at the director

[silver grail]

I gotta ask what was the point

[balmy estuary]

namco doing barebones remasters chapter 43

i am NOT looking forward to budokai tenkaichi 4

[silver grail]

Also reminder no new EoH costumes

[balmy estuary]

none

literally the bare minimum improvements
i appreciate EOH a lot more now

[silver grail]

Is it bare minimum if we didn’t even get everything EoH added

[balmy estuary]

yes exactly

below minimum improvements

https://tenor.com/view/scott-the-woz-scott-the-woz-ths-game-blows-gif-14745075

very happy i did not buy this game

[silver grail]

r/Kirby EoH tournament when

[balmy estuary]

the best thing to come out of this game was that i got eoh for 12 bucks thanks to a promotion

[silver grail]

I downloaded this game on accident one day when scrolling through game pass

I haven’t opened it

[balmy estuary]

don't open it or a virus called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure All Star Battle R will install onto your switch

[ornate musk]

part 5 is the fire emblem of the roster

[balmy estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/chrom-fire-emblem-chrom-fire-emblem-gif-21635032

everyone apologize to EOH for including petshop mariah and ndoul

now

[soft vale]

and hope 6 will be a thing

8 also

[balmy estuary]

knowing namco they're absolutely not gonna update the stage list

[soft vale]

EoH just better, for it

[balmy estuary]

if they couldn't be assed to add the super popular tournament of power in fighterz which was selling hotcakes even

then they won't for this game

[silver grail]

All this and I don’t think they ever fixed the online

[safe mica]

if they dont add tooru im NEVER finishing stone ocean anime

[balmy estuary]

he'll have to skip the finale when it's time to watch part 7's premiere

[safe mica]

😭

this is your ONE CHANCE bandai namco

APPEAL TO THE 17 JOJOLION FANS

[balmy estuary]

it used to be 18, but mcqueen was one of them

on something lighter, i should catch up on jojolands

i haven't continued past chapter 2 due to work and family

[silver grail]

I need to read chapter 4

I have read chapter 4

[soft vale]

LOL

[torn girder]

who would they even add from part 4.

there's basically no-one else to add.

is it gonna be like, yuya???.

saddest game ever, honestly.

[lavish mural]

they will add the alien(?) but he spends the entire time in the form of fake jays

[balmy estuary]

Steel ball run ending:
||when i was reading the manga i kept going down the comments and kept seeing a guy who wanted so badly for diego to win, and he kept commenting through the chapters. later when diego died, he was crying and mourning him so badly. ......then when he saw who returned in the last arc he was SO happy, and everyone in the comment section was hyping it up||

[safe mica]

omg thats amazing

[balmy estuary]

https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/1668528662461956096?s=20

ShitpostBot 5000 (@ShitpostBot5000)

https://t.co/l7R6speHaS

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Twitter · Jun 13, 2023, 8:00 AM

[safe mica]

TRUE

I can't believe that account is still up

[balmy estuary]

same lol

i got nostalgic over it just today to see if it was still kicking

[torn girder]

i tried to read this as two sentences at first.

like "he prays, like and share if you" and "he 'games', refuse to play video games".

[balmy estuary]

Most normal jojolion dialogue

[torn girder]

https://tenor.com/view/e3-peggle-jump-two-gif-13350703

i was just reading through the wiki and saw this and this was the first thing to pop into my mind i had to post it.

[torn girder]

it's gonna be so weird to me when part 7 gets animated and they don't go with the asb colour scheme for johnny.

i've gotten so used to that one.

[balmy estuary]

They will go for the eoh palette

[soft vale]

Hermiter Purple i suggest lmao

[safe mica]

maybe it's alright ofr david production to not continue

[ornate musk]

christmas tree johnny mmmm

[torn girder]

chapter 5 of jojolands is up, btw.

[torn girder]

i swear to fucking god.

[safe mica]

suspiciously sized spoiler box that ive seen in 2 servers now

i really need to read jojolands

[torn girder]

IOPDNGFJPISFJHOIDSFDSF.

TRUST ME.

[safe mica]

...

||why is he wearing that for school?||

[torn girder]

who?.

[safe mica]

||nobody's wearing normal clothing||

||is... is this it. are we finally at a point where everyone is literally a jojo character now?||

[torn girder]

i mean.

yeah.

[safe mica]

oh my god

[torn girder]

OH, you mean.

you mean.

hot dog guy?.

[safe mica]

cant tell im still at chapter 1

[torn girder]

you'll see.

[safe mica]

||OH I SEE||

||Yeah, him. Why does he wear a fucking bodysuit to school||

[safe mica]

||chapter 2, wow im already really liking this characters. usagi and jodio kinda cool||

||I COMPELTELT OFORGOT BAOUT ROHAN HGAHKJKHJ||

||I FORGOT ROHAN WAS IN THERE||

[safe mica]

OH YEAH ||I finally got to this part. I heard it in my head||

i really like ||usagi||

[soft vale]

||me when daga kotowaru again seem to reappear itself||

[safe mica]

i love this meme so much
jojolands spoilers

[soft vale]

part 5 and part 9 :

assiocated with part 4 regardless how much

about drugs

[safe mica]

What ties them to part 4?

[soft vale]

Rohan (whenever its alterative or not)

[safe mica]

Ohhhh

[torn girder]

there's also a ||cat with a stand||.

tbh.

i'd say part 9 is probably gonna be 3-4-5 in one.

like how 7 was 1-2-3 and 8 was 2-3-4.

[torn girder]

CJDOJVLSHFODHFOD i just noticed jodio's "aw dang" in this panel.

i didn't see that reading at first.

[safe mica]

maybea bit of 6 in the mix too

cus i saw someone saying how the gang kind of parallels part 6 cast in a way

also i love that too

[torn girder]

too bad it takes place modern day, so we can't have ||old man part 8 joseph||.

i'm wondering, is there like.

a popular fan-name for ||part 8 joseph's|| stand?.

since it doesn't have an official one.

[safe mica]

never saw one

not even when the chapter first came out iirc

[torn girder]

let's call it uhh...

let's be generic and call it purple rain.

lol.

[safe mica]

lmao

[torn girder]

why does the wiki have like, no images of pucci with his hat.

aside from one figure.

it's not like he wears it outside of one scene, but idk.

[torn girder]

hey chat.

there's no stands with like a "normal human" name, right?.

marylin manson, kind of??? that one sounds the closest to a regular name, but idk.

[lavish mural]

Kenny G

that one mansion dude

[torn girder]

kenny g. is the user.

[lavish mural]

crap

[torn girder]

the stand is called tenore sax.

[lavish mural]

i knew i was mixing something up with how odd the name was

[torn girder]

yeah, i also sometimes forget what tenore sax is called.

i guess there's nut king call, which is from nat king cole, but like.

that's obviously not the same name, lol.

[balmy estuary]

There's natalie (a horse)

[torn girder]

yeah, steel ball run horses are funny.

anyways, i've been thinking up stuff about fan-stands for random characters recently, and i'm wondering if it'd be strange to have a stand named eleanor rigby.

my alternative would be to name it after the lyrics.

[balmy estuary]

I think the name could work out since marilyn manson is a thing

[balmy estuary]

https://youtu.be/9HJH6C0yp2I?t=1285

[safe mica]

THE FUCKING POSE

[soft vale]

lmaooooo

that fucking pose

[safe mica]

<WHADLAWDYOWAd

[torn girder]

hey, so uhh...

with mario rpg remake being a thing now, right.

y'know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJKY1lNJQ8Q

i was gonna say more, but i'm just gonna stop there.

[safe mica]

TRUE

dios laugh being used as the beat is so genius

[torn girder]

oh the uhh...

weather report virtual insanity video became 10 years old last month.

i think at least.

i went looking for the original upload because i saw the youtube upload was almost at 10 years.

honestly, that video is the first thing my brain goes to when i see or hear about that song.

[balmy estuary]

same

it's so funny how the jojo fandom latched on this song so much just for the hat

aka the kinda thing other fandoms without canon musical references latch onto

[safe mica]

part 5 ost is still so amazing

i wanna listen to other music

but i think im stuck w this one now

forgot how much i loe it

[soft vale]

that Giorno's theme

yes commit high rate of all shit

[safe mica]

giornos theme is so good so is all of the characters' themes

[soft vale]

its a meme

so its the people's theme

[balmy estuary]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNzhTmbMQTo&ab_channel=HamonBeat

[safe mica]

omg hi Brachydios

https://tenor.com/view/brachydios-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-world-gif-22211301

[torn girder]

a few nights ago i had a dream about a stardust crusaders fight where joseph was carrying the upper half of someone's body on his back, tied to him with ropes.

at one point, he started swearing, but instead of actually swearing he used food names to censor the swears.

[soft vale]

tf

hope that was a part of something i wouldnt want ot know

or it just Avdol's hand

[safe mica]

https://twitter.com/LeviathanAgain/status/1682094201834446863?t=iXVvp4pHFJ7e0IB0I19uSQ&s=19

Levi (Status: Egg) (@LeviathanAgain)

SHOUTOUTS TO THIS GUY HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE JOTARO EVEN WHILE SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE

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Twitter · Jul 20, 2023, 6:24 PM

[balmy estuary]

¿¿¡CUAL!??

he should have been spanish jotaro not irwin dayaan 😭

[torn girder]

oh, i wanted to mention something when the latest chapter dropped, but i forgot to.

honestly, having the part take place in hawaii is such a good choice, that's gonna provide such interesting locales/set-pieces stuff like that.

latest chapter takes place in a ||forest(jungle?) and i don't think there's been a fight that takes place in a location like that as far as i can remember||.

[balmy estuary]

||me not reading one week into the future to see the fight skipped over ||

[torn girder]

lol.

[balmy estuary]

but yeah i'm very happy with hawaii as the country here, i might just still be only 2 chapters into the thing (haven't found much free time to read) but i already like the varied locales so much

i'm definitely hyped to catch up to what you described

[safe mica]

that's me

jjl chapter 6

[safe mica]

by u/MasutadoMiasma

[balmy estuary]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0JfgO_tgUs&ab_channel=HamonBeat babe wake up

in depth musical references video just dropped

[safe mica]

another hamon beat banger......

[soft vale]

for real...

Hamon Beat scaling the JoJo overall things

cant handle all but can watch all

[torn girder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7ttu9GJh2E

this just showed up for me.

[mild steeple]

https://twitter.com/tinyklaus/status/1687095143688450048?t=XmMnGbGn0DmQH8CoZtl1QQ&s=19

ᴋʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus)

A Bronze Age arrowhead likely comprised of material from a meteorite has been discovered by archaeologists in Switzerland.

The team determined that the arrowhead was made of an iron-nickel-aluminium alloy.

https://t.co/tl7xEYPteq

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Twitter · Aug 3, 2023, 1:36 PM

[balmy estuary]

FELLAS, THE CRUSADE BEGINS NOW

[lavish mural]

mfs expecting to get alien viruses in their bloodstream instead getting tetanus

[balmy estuary]

erm, acshually that'd be the ones that were unworthy of a stand

[torn girder]

maybe the tetanus is a stand.

[safe mica]

maaaan

part 5 anime's presentation is still soooo good to me man

like mannnn

and because i have better ear for music now it enhances the enjoyment too

[balmy estuary]

https://youtu.be/Fdq0zPd5jEQ?t=1098

[safe mica]

i love jojolands

wtf

jojo lnads

Usagi

[lavish mural]

the jojo when he lands or something (idk he was jojoairborne before i guess)

[balmy estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-end-of-evangelion-typing-project-advanced-evangelion-typing-project-gif-24157493

jojoairborne (jojolion episode 25': air)

[safe mica]

the boys

[soft vale]

https://twitter.com/naufaldreamer/status/1691796337350824088?s=19

Naufaldreamer (comms 4/4) (@naufaldreamer)

American Icons

#東方Project #TheBoys #JJBA

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Twitter · Aug 16, 2023, 12:57 PM

the real boys

[safe mica]

new jojo chapter tomorrow

[torn girder]

hell yeah.

[safe mica]

having a thought just now

do you guys think there was a non-part 5 stand that's similar to Purple Haze?

like personality-wise

cus i didnt stop to think how unique it mustve been

[torn girder]

not that i can think of.

can't really think of anyone with quite the same like, explosive personality that fugo has either.

[safe mica]

goes to show how much of a missed opportunity fugo's original role was

its these days where i finally begin to really respect purple haze feedback

[torn girder]

not personality-wise, but i'd say speed king has similar vibes.

like design-wise.

[safe mica]

i wish shueisha didnt color the jojolion stands so crappily

ughhhh

UGHHHHHHH

why hes got to be desert orange

[torn girder]

tbh.

i've been thinking about this lately.

one thing i think kinda sucks is like.

how standardised the anime makes the colour schemes.

and i mean, for the anime of course the colour schemes have to be consistent.

and i think the way they handle that with off-colour scenes is really great.

i think the anime itself handles the colour schemes really well overall.

it's just the way it affects the side media that kinda sucks to me.

idk how many of those messages sent or in what order, my internet is kinda fucking with me.

[safe mica]

i personally dont mind it cus usually the anime does a really good job with the color selection but i def get how it is

[torn girder]

i think they're good in the anime.

for the most part.

i just wish side media would experiment with the colour schemes more.

[safe mica]

oh true i didnt think of it that way

[torn girder]

what's the point if we can't have cheese fugo.

[safe mica]

what do you mean i cant find clown vomit johnny in other jojo media?

[torn girder]

christmas johnny. <3333333333

[safe mica]

merry yaoimas

and a happy new yuri

[torn girder]

i was gonna bring up christmas johnny, but i figured it'd make more sense to bring up a character who's actually in the anime.

OIUDSHJFIDSHFJODSIFHDSOIFDSF.

FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT.

[safe mica]

i love that meme so much

[safe mica]

i was pretty upset that fugo wasnt strawberry with unbelievably white hair in the anime at first

like nah dog this is like the most obvious "im the villain" colors ever

[torn girder]

https://avspol.tumblr.com/post/724344147136364544

this post was the first thing i thought off, sorry.

[safe mica]

YES

OMG

THIS IS AMAZING

im such a straight yuri and straight yaoi fan THOSE are exactly my ships

[torn girder]

i was also gonna bring up asb's stupid fucking avdol colour scheme.

banana man.

oh, i forgot asb almost had fugo's anime colour scheme down.

there's also sometihng so weird about like.

jotaro not being blue-ish in post-anime media.

this type of jotaro can breathe underwater, and saves other colours of jotaro from drowning.

[safe mica]

||his only flaw is that he cant save purple jotaros from drowning||

[torn girder]

ODHFDSIFHDSIFHDSOIUHFDSF.

wtf, this one is awesome.

i want this one.

[safe mica]

i always really liked the spiral pupils

gyro probably would too

[torn girder]

SOIGHDSOGIPSHDJGOIDSG.

i'm just looking at figurines and stuff now and.

immortalised.

[safe mica]

DIO NOOOOOOO

NNNOOOOO

NNNNOOOOOOOO

UUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[balmy estuary]

Reading this in joel's voice

The final eyes of heaven stream thumbnail being the bad leg

[torn girder]

the fact that that moment wasn't even the bad leg.

[safe mica]

DIO DONT KICK WITH YOUR GOOD LEG

[safe mica]

araki's recent pic

[safe mica]

https://vxtwitter.com/jojo_games/status/1692537097452753275?s=46&t=0Vjc9BHJfQi-0naecn0JMw

hi abbachio 🥺

also new jojolands chapter is out

[torn girder]

wow, they actually did it.

[safe mica]

waiting for melone now

[torn girder]

what the fuck are they gonna do for a part 4 character though.

[safe mica]

imagine getting beaten by Melone and his stupid fucking baby stand

[lavish mural]

who are the characters already in

and which of them were in the other game but not this one

[torn girder]

they have all the characters from eoh already.

josuke, koichi, okuyasu, rohan.

yukako.

two kiras.

akira and shigechi.

keicho is new.

and part 4 jotaro.

unless i'm forgetting someone.

i guess there's still characters from part 4 that could work easily but it's like.

why.

i hope it's tonio.

[lavish mural]

clearly they should put that kid who sucks up people's stands through his cheek hole if he beats them in RPS

i do not remember his name

i think he had a nickname though

[torn girder]

ken onayagi.

[safe mica]

jojolands new chapter spoilers

[torn girder]

or just rock paper scissors kid.

or janken boy.

[lavish mural]

janken is just the japanese name of RPS so i guess, uh yheah

[torn girder]

oops, it's oyanagi.

i hope it's the rat.

[lavish mural]

i guess probably they could put feet guy in

yuya i think?

[torn girder]

yeah.

[torn girder]

and the one that goes unnamed even.

[safe mica]

how tf would yuya work in close combat

[lavish mural]

the feet

[safe mica]

he justk icks you

hes just gonna be one of those

fighters isnt it

whatever theyre called

that specialize on distance

[torn girder]

it could also be angelo.

[safe mica]

https://tenor.com/view/jobin-higashikata-jojolion-jojo-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-jojolands-gif-5650664167877457616

[torn girder]

i love that the rohan one isn't in all caps.

i need to read the new chapter already...

[torn girder]

this one is really funny to me for some reason.

[balmy estuary]

he got turned into a rock human

[balmy estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-very-poor-choice-words-gif-22861860

first kira with hands and now yuya, morioh is full of degenerates

[lavish mural]

https://tenor.com/view/i-said-what-i-said-nene-leakes-real-housewives-atlanta-rhoa-gif-16456054

[mild steeple]

https://vxtwitter.com/jojo_wiki/status/1692538223321346504?t=8kDYSa0qm41ZgG2JXS_OVA&s=19

Oh it was posted

I wonder how he'll be handled

[balmy estuary]

i hope like mvc3 zero

where he can fight and an afterimage follows behind him to do double attacks

[soft vale]

it would just DIO in disguise 'nto Avdol

-what

[lavish mural]

all i can think of is Bohemian Rhapsody with the lyrics filked into Mario quotes

[torn girder]

hey chat.

is ebony devil a bound stand?.

since it's controlling a puppet.

which is probably a physical object.

the wiki doesn't count it as one, so i'm curious on what other people think.

[balmy estuary]

i wouldn't count as one since it has a stand appearance outside of the puppet, which other bound stands usually don't have

https://static.jojowiki.com/images/7/7c/latest/20191015215746/Devil_powa.gif the anime has ebony devil warping into a puppet so it's probably more one that can change hosts at will

or well, curse objects under his control

[torn girder]

that makes sense.

i didn't consider that second part.

[torn girder]

this took me a moment.

yeah, i guess bound stands are generally bound to a single object from the start.

[safe mica]

its funny how insanely cool ebony devil's design was

youd think people would talk more about it

[balmy estuary]

SO TRUE

the design goes so hard for no reason

[safe mica]

goes to show how wasted it was

[lavish mural]

i'll be honest until the gif was posted i thought it was from one of the parts i hadn't seen yet

but then again i forget stuff i've seen all the time

[balmy estuary]

holy shit araki

[lavish mural]

incredible

[silver grail]

I think ebony devil is one of the more forgettable stands unfortunately

That isn’t like

Holly’s stand or something dumb

[torn girder]

i think the fact devo is playable in hftf raises it slightly for me.

[balmy estuary]

if he has playable sprites i think that bumps him up over say

someone like dark blue moon or wheel of fortune

[torn girder]

i think wheel of fortune is pretty memorable.

if anything just for the joke at the end of the fight, lol.

[balmy estuary]

yeah but he has no sprites

[torn girder]

they should put ZZ in the next fighting game they make.

[balmy estuary]

so true

like the car in that sega fighting game

https://www.gogglebob.com/pics/fgc3/264car.gif

[torn girder]

yeah.

and with the huge muscles sticking out of the window.

[safe mica]

imagine going about your business when youre harassed by a flying picture of an old man who's a ghost and he pricks you on the neck with an arrow and you fucking die

[balmy estuary]

this looks like the world kicking with the bad leg

[balmy estuary]

least lethal australian mosquito

[safe mica]

SJDSHFKHSLGkshf

[silver grail]

I guess that’s fair

Though I dunno I remember dark blue moon more for being that funny underwater cryptid

[torn girder]

holy shit foreshadowing.

araki remembered.

[balmy estuary]

image of mr incredible going canny

[balmy estuary]

honestly i think despite the cool design it's the one stand i fully agree with the part 3 criticism of "its power is just basic element and not much else"

like it's power is kinda just being an underwater thing

[torn girder]

tbh.

i don't know if i can really say any stand is forgettable for me.

even the simpler early ones like dark blue moon and ebony devil.

hell, i'd say tower of gray, but i think the fact it's just a fucking fly makes it memorable for the wrong reasons.

[balmy estuary]

ermmm xenomorph stag beetle

but yeah i don't really believe in that criticism either

i feel it's mostly because the heroes just kinda have basic elements
fire, sword, sand, fighting

[torn girder]

if anything, i'd say the users for some part 3 stands tend to be more forgettable than the stands themselves.

[balmy estuary]

yeah i agree

like barely any of them look like meaningful deep fighting game character and are more like minions

[torn girder]

i think they get better as the part goes along.

especially the egyptian gods.

but the first half is like...

obviously you have hol horse.

who could forget hol horse.

[safe mica]

you guys remember when dio appeared One Time

in part 8

that was pretty funny

[silver grail]

Yeah no there’s like

Nothing special about it

It’s just water cryptid

[safe mica]

its got a funny design

i like dark blue moon

[balmy estuary]

like even j geil is really bland

[torn girder]

i think he's fine.

[safe mica]

the egyptian gods are very fun

i love them all

[torn girder]

he's disgusting and weird looking as he should be.

[safe mica]

even alessi

[torn girder]

and the fact he has a connection to one of the main characters makes him more memorable.

[silver grail]

There’s still some fun stands before the second half

[torn girder]

but then you have like.

[balmy estuary]

i mean more that he gets disposed of so quickly despite being such a huge character to polnareff's motivation

[safe mica]

i dont really care what anyone says alessi is really funny and scary

[torn girder]

gray fly.

the old man.

who shows up for a few seconds.

[safe mica]

ok gray fly was cool

old man not so much

he was literally just sleeping

[balmy estuary]

like of the first half the only ones with better feeling agency besides being a henchman are hol horse and enya

[torn girder]

gray fly is the old man.

the stand is tower of gray.

[safe mica]

exactly

[torn girder]

but yeah it's like.

the old man that shows up for a few seconds.

[safe mica]

oh right fuck the names

[lavish mural]

its funny how they got rid of the color naming really quick

[torn girder]

the really weird fridge guy that shows up for a few seconds.

the baby that shows up for a few seconds.

[silver grail]

I do think it’s funny how Baby clears a good amount of those other early stand users

[safe mica]

araki realizing he stills likes music

[torn girder]

the barely dressed lady that shows up for a few seconds.

[silver grail]

At least to me

[torn girder]

etc.

[silver grail]

I like death 13

[safe mica]

death 13s fun

def one of the most memorable stands

[torn girder]

okay, actually.

that's not fair on mannish boy you're right.

he has more than a few seconds.

and he's shaped like megamind.

[safe mica]

mannish boy's remembered for his punishment inflicte don by kakyoin

[torn girder]

he eats a scorpion.

[safe mica]

did he

[torn girder]

yeah.

[balmy estuary]

um
*da baby

let's go

[safe mica]

da baby stand

[torn girder]

i'll say tho.

i like rubber soul.

[balmy estuary]

rubber soul is peak

[torn girder]

he's entertaining.

and steely dan is also really entertaining.

[balmy estuary]

i loved the part where rubber soul was selling the kebabs and tricked joseph into getting his stand inside him

(clueless)

[torn girder]

lovers in general is one of the more interesting early part 3 fights.

[balmy estuary]

steely dan made me so mad when i first watched it years ago omg

but great fight

[safe mica]

steely dan's such a douche i love him

it really is funny how many part 3 chars are like

[torn girder]

he's the most square character in sdc.

[safe mica]

really smug and shit

and then thye lose their shit as soon as they lose their advantage

<|:) to D:<

[torn girder]

and then there's d'arby.

who goes nuts because he lost at poker.

[safe mica]

god d'arby's fight just gets better and better the more you think about it

[torn girder]

i love that one post.

https://snakeassassins.tumblr.com/post/168844121245

[safe mica]

imagine losing to a fucking kid who's only trying to calm himself down 😭

[balmy estuary]

LOVE THIS POST

[silver grail]

This is amazing oh my god

[balmy estuary]

IKR!???

[torn girder]

let me also share.

https://lizrust.tumblr.com/post/701682908342222848

this.

since i can't share either of these posts in the private server where i'm rewatching jojo yet.

[safe mica]

THE POLNAREFF

[balmy estuary]

star platinum rocking the cocktail dress

[torn girder]

i was bored.

wish i could include notes/reasoning for these, but it wouldn't fit i don't think.

[balmy estuary]

hanged man has to be ghost for being untouchable

ghost/dark maybe since it uses physical moves (like those dark does)

[torn girder]

oh that works.

i wasn't really sure what to go with.

i went fairy because it's the light reflecting of the mirror, not the mirror itself.

also because it's funny with it's design.

but yeah, ghost probably works better.

[lavish mural]

smh hermit purple needs to be grass type

[balmy estuary]

i think hierophant could be rock/ghost since it can swim inside of people and possess them

[torn girder]

hmmm...

[balmy estuary]

i think empress being poison/normal could work too since it's made of tangible flesh

[torn girder]

i went with normal, for it's sort of snake-like splitting apart body thing.

which i think fits that typing.

ghost works too, but i think i prefer this.

also yeah, i was thinking of a second typing for empress, but wasn't sure what.

tbh, the main one i'm not sure on is like.

cream.

[balmy estuary]

i'm also debating that one tbh

[torn girder]

i have no idea what to really do with that one.

[balmy estuary]

make it dark dragon like guzzlord

since guzzlord has the same erase everything it eats property

also vanilla ice being dio's Dragon

[torn girder]

i thought about dragon.

i just wasn't sure for a reasoning behind it.

[balmy estuary]

make it Shadow Type.

[torn girder]

true.

[balmy estuary]

since it's effective against everything

[torn girder]

there's also the question of the hand, then.

since they're similar abilities.

[balmy estuary]

fighting/dumbass

[torn girder]

normal into normal/water like bidoof.

[mild elk]

Make Cream bird type and say it's like MissingNo corrupting and erasing your data

[balmy estuary]

true!

make cream be ??? type

[safe mica]

thoth should be fairy

yeha i know it doesnt fit in the array of stands that fight

but like yknow

[torn girder]

i just figured.

psychic since it predicts the future.

[balmy estuary]

there's a psychic move that is literally called foresight

[safe mica]

i know but something about it being just... you know... a book

[balmy estuary]

wobbuffett is also non attacking

[torn girder]

OHHH, that's what you meant.

[safe mica]

it feels different than your typical pyschic type

[torn girder]

i also thought about just normal.

to go with khnum and also since it's.

[safe mica]

yeah i was thinking what if its another gimmicky pokemon like wobbuffet was

[torn girder]

just a book.

but i think psychic is a better option.

[safe mica]

oh so you DID put khnum as normal

cool

[balmy estuary]

i also feel emperor should be steel/fire

[torn girder]

hmm...

i felt normal was most appropriate given it's sort of just a gun.

[safe mica]

why is chariot fighting type?

[torn girder]

swordfighting?.

[safe mica]

i guess it fits

[balmy estuary]

the swords of justice trio from unova are fighting

[torn girder]

same reason s- yeah.

and uhh...

zamazenta?.

zacian?.

i can't remember every time, sorry.

[balmy estuary]

you don't know how fucking wild it was to receive quadruped fighting types back when the region premiered btw

[torn girder]

actually, i think the sword one is fairy anyways. oops

[safe mica]

always weirds me out how many swordfighter pokemon are fighting type consdiering they dont do the punching but like, yeah no thats fair its still physical combat

and theres a lot of fighting type moves that arent necessarily martial arts too

[safe mica]

i love that they were equines too

[torn girder]

sword combat is still a form of fighting, yeah.

[safe mica]

cus they really pack a punch in their hooves

[torn girder]

silver chariot is basically a punch ghost stand but with a sword instead.

[safe mica]

breaks your ribs baa

[silver grail]

I have bad news

[torn girder]

OIDSPHFJDSPOIFJDSFIPDSF.

[safe mica]

oh my gosh

[torn girder]

i guess it really should be normal.

[balmy estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kracko-melt-drink-funny-gif-27680615

[safe mica]

😭 😭 😭

[torn girder]

might be thinking of.

future sight?.

[silver grail]

Yeah

[safe mica]

I THINK I GASLIT MYSELF INTO THINKING IT WAS PSYCHIC TOO

YEAH

[silver grail]

But being fair

[balmy estuary]

thanks game freak very cool

[torn girder]

yeah, i also just sort of believed it was psychic without checking.

tbh.

[silver grail]

Foresight probably should be psychic

[balmy estuary]

i was thinking of future sight

[safe mica]

they were same moves arent they

[torn girder]

i'll change cream to dark/dragon, but.

??? type is really tempting, tbh.

[safe mica]

oh, why dragon?

[safe mica]

i always thought ghost/dark is perfect

[torn girder]

that could work too.

[safe mica]

i mean guzzlord's dragon type cus its a dragon

[silver grail]

Foresight is a normal status move that removes accuracy checks and type immunities on the target

Future sight is a special psychic move that hits the target 3 turns later

[safe mica]

and probably for type variety

[torn girder]

i also considered ghost/fairy at first, but i don't really have much reason behind that.

[safe mica]

for his devotion to DIO of course

[torn girder]

i think i'll have it as ghost/dark, yeah.

[safe mica]

OHHH ok yeah

you can tell i have NO memory

[torn girder]

ghost fits with how it just sort of.

[safe mica]

its been years

[torn girder]

erases things.

into nothing.

[silver grail]

It’s ok I’m a mega nerd

[safe mica]

thank you mega nerd

[balmy estuary]

dragon fits because um it has outrage but it erases people

[safe mica]

you saved us all from hubris

absolutely fair argument kirb star

[balmy estuary]

although i think ghost/poison would probably fit best

its chapter's subtitle calls it a miasma

[silver grail]

I just had a stupid unrelated thought

[safe mica]

also youd probably argue the hand would also be ghost with that logic but id imagine its just something that the hand does as like, its singature move or something

[balmy estuary]

also poison does melt things

[silver grail]

Also yeah ghost/poison

[torn girder]

the hand i feel like.

ghost/normal.

[safe mica]

but creams like

cream is literally consisted of its void

and sucks itself into it

and becomes the evil circle of Fuck You

[balmy estuary]

actually i just got a bullshit reason to make it dragon

[safe mica]

also you guys do remember how like

[torn girder]

oh shit.

[safe mica]

cream ate polnareff's foot from the floor too

that was pretty funnay

[torn girder]

tbh.

[silver grail]

https://youtu.be/OQlLb-XPROk Bohemian Rhapsody

[safe mica]

TRUE

[balmy estuary]

FUCK YOu

[torn girder]

rhcp electric/dragon.

[safe mica]

Ungalo would lose his shit if he sees Pokemon coming out of his nintendo consoles

[balmy estuary]

bohemian rhapsody summoning magcargo irl and melting our planet by just existing

[mild elk]

This does feel like something Araki would do, calling it a dragon because Ouroboros

[safe mica]

SO TRUE

ACTUALLY YES

YES

[torn girder]

something pokemon would do as well.

[balmy estuary]

game freak would absolutely make it dragon with the minimum basis

which is always epic

[balmy estuary]

also this works good

[torn girder]

yeah, since.

[safe mica]

or would it be electric/fairy because kappa just saying

[torn girder]

it's based on a dinosaur.

and also freiza.

[safe mica]

wait a dinosaur???

[torn girder]

no, it's not a kappa.

[safe mica]

OH

THOSE THINGS

[torn girder]

it's a dinosaur.

[safe mica]

okay

[silver grail]

I think chili pepper should be pure electric tbh

[safe mica]

he always reminded me of kappas

[balmy estuary]

it's the one with the hard head

[safe mica]

yeah no thats fair he is literally just electric

[safe mica]

yeah i remember now i just forgot its fucking name

HardHeadosaur

[torn girder]

pure electric works but.

[balmy estuary]

but yeah that's only appearance wise, pure electric works too given the techniques

[torn girder]

i think the joke with dragon works.

and the only other options for dragon type are like.

dragon's dream and scary monsters.

and cream i guess, sure.

[balmy estuary]

lance gonna have to use sky high on his team to have anything resembling a dragon

[safe mica]

would dragon's dream be dragon psychic?

im not so sure myself cus all he does is just point at the lucky direction

that does remind me though, hey ya would totally be fairy type

[silver grail]

Limp bizkit

[safe mica]

LOL

[balmy estuary]

btw you forgot tenore sax, should be pure flying

[torn girder]

i just wasn't really sure what to do with tenore sax.

[balmy estuary]

flying/ghost works too

[safe mica]

limp bizkit would be ghost normal ngl

[balmy estuary]

i agree on limp bizkit being ghost/normal

[torn girder]

limp bizkit is kinda just zombies, yeah.

[balmy estuary]

crazy diamond has to be rock/fairy btw

[safe mica]

for sure

[balmy estuary]

just happens it can learn fighting moves

[torn girder]

i was thinking fairy/fighting.

[safe mica]

echoes would be sound type but were not ready for that discussion yet

[torn girder]

bug/fairy for gold experience.

[balmy estuary]

normal/bug

[torn girder]

i think echoes is just normal.

in all three of it's ACTs.

[safe mica]

yeah i believe so too

kinda like

whismur

and explooud

and

...

loudred

[balmy estuary]

i like it being a little bug on the first two

[torn girder]

kinda whimsur.

and exploud.

and.

snorlax.

idk, i can't think of any weight-related pokemon.

[balmy estuary]

cries in groudon

[safe mica]

what would killer queen be

[balmy estuary]

i think it'd be cool if it went from normal/bug to normal/psychic on the last form

[torn girder]

fire.

tbh.

[balmy estuary]

ghost/fire

[torn girder]

both versions.

[safe mica]

normal/fire

[balmy estuary]

it learns
pursuit

[safe mica]

you remember how badly he got fucked by other stands lol

[torn girder]

then soft and wet could be water/fire.

and ||josefumi's soft and wet pure water||.

is what i had in mind.

[safe mica]

OOOHHH

thats clever

[balmy estuary]

true

i wonder what type should aqua necklace be

hmmmm

[torn girder]

grass.

[balmy estuary]

what a conundrum

[safe mica]

rock

[balmy estuary]

although just to make aqua necklace not be just Geb 2, make it water/ghost since it could possess people too

[mild elk]

Wonder of U would be either pure Fairy or Normal/Fairy I feel like

[safe mica]

i was thinking water/dark

cus angelo

[balmy estuary]

WONDER OF U HAS WONDERGUARD

FUCK

[safe mica]

oh my gosh

OH MY GOD

HAHAHHAHAHA

[torn girder]

hell yeah.

[balmy estuary]

[torn girder]

dark blue moon 2.

DSOIPFHJSDPOIJFDSHJFIDSF THIS EMOTE.

[mild elk]

Me when i go beyond

[safe mica]

WHAT WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE MADE FOR

[balmy estuary]

[safe mica]

HU 😭

[torn girder]

this is even better now that there's an actual breaking bad reference in jojo.

[balmy estuary]

FUCK

so um
anyways, heaven's door is fairy/psychic

[safe mica]

OH MY GOD

I FORGOT

[torn girder]

i had it as psychic/dark because pink dark boy joke.

[safe mica]

thats amazing

[torn girder]

but yeah, psychic/fairy would be a better genuine one.

[safe mica]

araki should keep popping with usagi

[safe mica]

fairy/dark?

[torn girder]

i mean.

[balmy estuary]

pearl jam has the honor of being the first grass type

[torn girder]

it's ability is kinda to read minds.

[safe mica]

which one is pearl jam again .

[balmy estuary]

🍅

[torn girder]

tonio.

[balmy estuary]

[safe mica]

he doesnt read minds he reads written memories and thoughts or something

[torn girder]

i mean.

where do memories and thoughts come from.

[balmy estuary]

pearl jam is grass/normal since i feel cooking related abilities are probably neutral

[torn girder]

either way, reading other people just fits psychic.

[safe mica]

yeah psychic fairy does fit best

[balmy estuary]

what would you qualify hair as
because love deluxe

[safe mica]

bet on grass/fairy tbh

[torn girder]

i'm gonna have it as either, because i like my stupid little joke.

love deluxe is normal i feel.

[safe mica]

i forgot what he exactly does to the food

[balmy estuary]

rohan would be the type to give himself three types

[mild elk]

Now that i think about it Pokemon ripped off Jojo with plant cats smh

[safe mica]

but it was something that makes them healthy and delicious

[balmy estuary]

murders you then immediately heals you of any ailment

[safe mica]

true ...

[balmy estuary]

so fairy fits

but yeah love deluxe looks to be just normal

[safe mica]

araki must sue

[balmy estuary]

bad company would be uhhh
plastic/fire.

i made a new type for this only.

[torn girder]

what about the lock.

[safe mica]

harvest is bug steel

[balmy estuary]

steel

[safe mica]

the lock is psychic steel

i think

cus it channels ur guilt

[torn girder]

i was thinking fairy over psychic for some reason.

[balmy estuary]

yeah i'd make it psychic/steel

achtung baby is pure ghost

[safe mica]

errrrrrrrrr

whjat else

[balmy estuary]

cinderella as pure fairy

[torn girder]

ratt.

pure poison.

[balmy estuary]

yeah

[safe mica]

enigma is dark

...and grass?

[balmy estuary]

highway star is feet/fighting

[safe mica]

so true

[safe mica]

this guy has the most pokemon design

[balmy estuary]

you know what, yeah

[safe mica]

he would be like your rival turned evil or something

[torn girder]

i'm sorry, i always thought he looked like a danganronpa character.

[safe mica]

LWJFLAHbdfoklHASFKHJASFKJSHg

[balmy estuary]

FUCK

hate but you're so right

he looks overdesigned but not in the araki way

btw surface is grass/normal with conversion

[safe mica]

real

uhh

[balmy estuary]

because he is wood
stoopid

[torn girder]

i was thinking dark.

[safe mica]

part 5 part 5 part 5

[balmy estuary]

earth wind and fire should genuinely be ??? type

[safe mica]

true...

[torn girder]

HONESTLY.

YEAH.

i'm going with that.

[safe mica]

i was gonna like

burst give part 5 stands their types

and i just typed out mista instead of sex pistols

[balmy estuary]

mista would consider himself a pokemon

[torn girder]

mista is the first pokemon to gain four types.

[balmy estuary]

}+¡¨PÑ[KNLJBMDFv

[mild elk]

GER would be the ??? Type because i still don't understand how it works

[safe mica]

JHSWDFKASIYFOAWSGBFKASHGFS

NOOOO

[torn girder]

GER is the mega form.

[balmy estuary]

GER is psychic type and it only knows hypnosis because its effect makes me go snooreeeee mimimimimi

superfly is pure steel btw

[torn girder]

there's SO many problems with GER, but the one that always bothers me most is it's name.

[safe mica]

gold experience is fairy fighting, sticky fingers is steel fighting, sex pistols is normal steel, narancia is steel fire or flying steel, purple haze is pure poison

abacchio is... normal

[torn girder]

the requiem name just works so much better if it's only reserved for chariot requiem.

[safe mica]

wait no NOT abbachio

moody blues

[torn girder]

since that stand is designed after the song's name.