Pokemon

[normal cave]

Dc mid fight for altaria early and just walk into the enemy team until I die, whole game downhill from there

Next game I dc at ok times so I merely afk a few times

I know I'm not a good player and that the dcs are not the only reason I lose or wind up contributing less to the team, but holy fuck are they annoying

[golden lance]

And that's the event

[pseudo goblet]

Mannnnn, I watch somebody go into detail about why Ash was decided out of the spotlight, Because the leaks chaos we had weeks ago included anime meetings discussion

https://youtu.be/h3VvZlc65yc?si=Jajl1pDAiaiQqWV5

I ain't gonna translate the whole video, basically THE writer for Ash actually wanted Ash to keep losing, wanted him to keep being the protagonist kinda

the win from Alola league was Pokemon company own sayings too

how much of this is true or actually the case, Idnk

[normal cave]

Yuck

Bro ash deserved that W

[pseudo goblet]

Was cute that GameFreak MADE SURE they do Ash's ending justice at the end, of all people to do it lol

[normal cave]

Grew tired of him always losing, let the kid win

[warm sky]

Tbf

The original Pokémon writer was... Interesting

To say the least

[normal cave]

If him getting his happy ending means losing him as a protag then so be it, he deserved to accomplish his dream.

[warm sky]

Remember his intended ending was Pikachu and Meowth leading a Pokémon rebellion, betraying their human friends and Ash having to learn to give up on his dream

[pseudo goblet]

Also apparently the VA for Ash and Pikachu dont have the best relation, ironic 😅

[fading stratus]

if they didnt make a new anime they woulda probably reset him and made him an idiot next anime anyway

[warm sky]

Gen 5 is the only one that actually did that tho

[fading stratus]

gen 7 kinda
he wasnt an idiot but like not as mature as gen 6

[warm sky]

7 made him a goober from what I saw, but he still was kept his skill

[pseudo goblet]

Gen 7 Ash best Ash, note that I only watch bits Gen 1, 3 5 6 and the rest

Gen 2 only the Chinchou and Corsola episode

[normal cave]

Darkrai isn't fun to face

[fading stratus]

do type matchups work in unite

or nah

[pseudo goblet]

Nope

[normal cave]

Nope

[pseudo goblet]

Just beat em up

[pseudo goblet]

15 kills hfs

[normal cave]

He just didn't let the whole team play

[pseudo goblet]

Dudes kinda jinx, yesterday we were talking about 龙, normal discord discussion

[normal cave]

The next game we also got beat up but we stole rayray and won

But there was no chance of doing that the first game

[pseudo goblet]

Unite best mindset, AS LONG THE BOSS ISNT DEAD THE GAME AINT OVER

[normal cave]

Also, I keep being underleveled, and my lane partner levels up faster than the other laner

I wonder why ignores the exp share on bre's head

[pseudo goblet]

Or the worst mindset, yall decide

honestly Im kinda on latter side lmao

[normal cave]

I need to learn how to farm better, but at least my lane partners grow fat

[pseudo goblet]

Kinda the point, at least thats how my friend first taught me, You re just defending, You dont die easily, you re fine-ish being lower level

[normal cave]

I don't become a tank until level 6

Bre's a heal tank, without your heal you kinda melt

[pseudo goblet]

Ahh

[normal cave]

But maybe that's how I play him. I play as a support with some cc and tankiness.

[pseudo goblet]

probably could use Dnite if theres a defender already

[normal cave]

Maybe

Or Pika

I could also play Bre as more of a defender if I ran muscle band or attack weights, since Bre has some nuts lifesteal with mean look

Little shit becomes immortal with enough attack boosting

But then I have to give up on exp share and play selfish with my wish spam

[polar osprey]

they finally added a ladder to pocket

lets go

[normal cave]

"ladder"

But yeah, they finally reward winning

Tho you also get packs for losing

[polar osprey]

wym you get packs

promo packs?

[normal cave]

No

The event gives you timers

For participating in battles

"participating" includes scooping turn 1

[pseudo goblet]

Dude said this- and I feel the pain

|My thoughts and how I see this|

After I read this meeting discussion, Even now my feeling are still very mixed up

1. Is the feeling of Ash being thrown away like a used product, is so sad
   2, Is because, I never ever expected, that the reason keeping stopping Ash to win, the person responsible of all this, that keeps chained Ash as a character, was the person I thought to be who knew Ash best, Yuyama Kunihiko

I endured the Legendaries-Man(Tobias), The BW 6v5, The golden Shuriken(Kalos Finals), Is it impossible to write the story if he won, Champion title doesnt mean Invincible, I as a normal audience, think its possible even without much thought

I should end the mental translation essay here, jesus

[sterile verge]

Gen 6 ash was kinda boring tbh

Felt too shonen

He had alot of good moments but between those he was kinda basic

[pseudo goblet]

The rest was basically him dissing Yuyama btw

[pseudo goblet]

Did not expect that take out of you

[sterile verge]

[polar osprey]

first ranked game get red carded twice lets go

another red card

it's gonna be one of those days

I finally got garde

ready for the red card

YEP

amazing game

won bcs my opponent was just clicking buttons

but the game needs to do something about this card

tournaments are all arti and pika now thanks to it

wait

the rewards are all for participating?

wtf

so the optimal way to farm is to turbo scoop 10 times

[pseudo goblet]

Afraid to Venusaur or Dragonite there

[polar osprey]

ok I have 5 cards including garde

ready for my red card

lets goooo

gameplay

[pseudo goblet]

red card%

[sterile verge]

Wait so I can just

Run a low card deck

[polar osprey]

asian know how to use red cards

this is impossible

[pseudo goblet]

Ig you guys could use Psyduck, lil duck stops items

[polar osprey]

that just makes the deck less consistent

you just need to hope pika or arti doesn't have red card

[normal cave]

Supporters, not items

It'd actually be good if it stopped items

[pseudo goblet]

ah, nvm

[sterile verge]

I still need to make a deck

[polar osprey]

damn Idt I can get the consecutive victory emblem with m2

wish I had pika now

[normal cave]

Everyone does

[polar osprey]

all I'm facing are lv 25+ asians btw

[pseudo goblet]

I do

[normal cave]

The game has one consistent deck

I wish I had pika too

[polar osprey]

I do hope more balls minimize the effect of red card

bcs this is kinda fucked

I'm at 5 games 3 wins rn

all losses to red card

[normal cave]

I hope pika fucking dies because any mon under 100 hp gets one shot

[polar osprey]

you can't recover from it with stage 2 deck

[normal cave]

True

Red card and pika ex both need to go

[polar osprey]

idt pika ex needs to go

[pseudo goblet]

What about Misty

[polar osprey]

this is an issue that can easily be solved with more sets

the issue here was releasing the game without any consistency tools

[normal cave]

Pika ex is just a cut above every deck. It outspeeds everything but arti highroll

[pseudo goblet]

Earlier today, the duality of Misty gameplay

[polar osprey]

speaking of I'm getting misted rn

[normal cave]

It deals 90 damage for 2 energy as a stage 1

Err

Basic

As a basic

[normal cave]

[sonic inlet]

LET'S GOOO DOGSHIT EX

[normal cave]

But yeah pika ex makes 90 hp stage ones unviable

[polar osprey]

every stage 2 deck is unviable

by nature

[normal cave]

Moth and zebra are both nuts cards that just can't play as soon as pika hits the field

[normal cave]

Also true

[sonic inlet]

Imagine being a fucking machamp but you have such an awful attack move

[normal cave]

Do people play 18 trainer cuno?

[polar osprey]

no

starmie or whatever other basic

[normal cave]

Cuno frosmoth?

[pseudo goblet]

Oh now I remember, remember yesterdays about use Dragonair when needed, the pic just now couldve end with Dragonair, but I dozed off, realized too late I dont need Dnite, luckily still won with bench kill

[polar osprey]

bro it's all asians in the ladder

[normal cave]

V nice

[polar osprey]

pika again

jesus christ

4 pikas 2 cunos so far

[normal cave]

Ye I often skip dnite for dragonair smack

[pseudo goblet]

I mean, rn its night time, ofc we grab our phone and play our poisonous games with pokemon brand

[polar osprey]

ok got my evos early

who is ready for red card

[normal cave]

[normal cave]

Speaking of

Why can't I get any opponents at night on unite?

9 bot games

Free elo is nice and all but I wanna interact with people

[polar osprey]

I might lose even with early garde

fuck off

[fading stratus]

you interact with us bruial

[sonic inlet]

Problem with ladder is you can't derank

[fading stratus]

thats enough people for you

[normal cave]

[polar osprey]

THEY GOT 2 HEAD WITH ELEKTABUSS

BOUTTA LOSE TO THIS SHIT

WITH TURN 3 GARDE

FUCK OFFFF

[normal cave]

[sonic inlet]

Died to the electabussy

[pseudo goblet]

Okay I need to check whats the fuss about

[polar osprey]

only way I win is if jolteon doesn't eat the ass of my second mewtwo

but given their luck

they are gonna hit 4 heads

they are also on 2 gio

and burned 2 for no reason

still losing

4 heads peak

[sonic inlet]

Playing jolteon in pikachu is wild

[polar osprey]

sabrina I win

lets go

[sonic inlet]

Eevee sitting there taking up space in the bench for pikachu

[polar osprey]

they know they always hit heads with everything

[pseudo goblet]

oh wait idh Buzz, ughhhh, this is like the 15th times I look up google for shit I dont understand, FROM TONIGHT

[polar osprey]

and get jolteon super early

[sonic inlet]

No, like

Eevee is a normal

[polar osprey]

Ik

people in the sub told me it's broken

[sonic inlet]

If you don't see jolteon pikachu is just doing 60

[sonic inlet]

Well they worship the duck

Not surprised

[polar osprey]

so

[pseudo goblet]

Holy

[polar osprey]

how long until people realize winning only gives you stardust and scooping immediately still gives you the hourglass missions?

I think as soon as a youtuber makes a video about it ladder is gonna be filled with people scooping

[sonic inlet]

selfTK in pocket pog

[polar osprey]

also

I think the next set is gonna have some card that shits all over pika

bcs they won't want to hit decks

[sonic inlet]

You just need a great ball

[polar osprey]

but they are gonna need to do something about it

[sonic inlet]

Then charizard becomes insane

[polar osprey]

nah red card still shits all over you

[pseudo goblet]

Is there a Pocket only ytb rn???

[sonic inlet]

Honestly I'm going to hate charizard becoming good

[polar osprey]

as long as that is legal zard is gonna need like rare candy

[sonic inlet]

That fucker doesn't have a check

[polar osprey]

red card

[normal cave]

I still need 1 tres 1 zard

[polar osprey]

red card sabrina ftks zard

sets them back like 10 turns

[normal cave]

Zebstrika go zap zap

[sonic inlet]

Hmm that can work actually yeah

[normal cave]

Nice 60 hp basic

[sonic inlet]

How big is zard again

[pseudo goblet]

How would yall want Trade to be btw?

[polar osprey]

200

[normal cave]

180

[polar osprey]

200 is what it does

[normal cave]

Zard deals 200

[sonic inlet]

Kinda fat too

[polar osprey]

zard doesn't have constant energy gen like m2

[normal cave]

Free market, lemme run the fucking cartel with Choccy

[polar osprey]

if we get cards that remove energy that also sets it back a million turns

[sonic inlet]

Yeah has to swap between itself and moltres

[polar osprey]

next set we are most likely getting tools

the datamine says tools in the mini set and johto in the next main set

[pseudo goblet]

Yesssss

[polar osprey]

which means the next set is probably gonna be filled with staples

to replace gio and potion on decks

[normal cave]

Dude I used to be a fucking trading machine back in ptcgo

I trades more than I played

[polar osprey]

trading is not in the files yet

[normal cave]

I know

[polar osprey]

ranked was in the files but was supposed to release later

well this is not actual ranked

there were 2 ranked icon thingys

[normal cave]

This is an event

[polar osprey]

this is probably them testing the waters

[pseudo goblet]

makes me wonder if you behave like this if you play Minecraft lol

[normal cave]

Any game I play I focus more on the economy than the gameplay

[pseudo goblet]

Bruial the Villager

[normal cave]

I'm Jewish

[polar osprey]

I need to do my lapras daily shit

already at 5

[normal cave]

Hella stereotypical of me but nbd

[pseudo goblet]

Oh you are?

[sonic inlet]

I don't have a singular lapras yet

[normal cave]

Ye

[vagrant steppe]

Wait is ranked already out

[normal cave]

"ranked"

Yes

[vagrant steppe]

What are the ranked rewards

[normal cave]

A ranked event

[vagrant steppe]

Oh

Event

[normal cave]

Icons

Per wins

[vagrant steppe]

Stuck in a stupid ass work meeting so I'll just check it out in like an hour

[sonic inlet]

I don't even want to use lapras since I have 2 arti

[normal cave]

Also timers per "participation"

[vagrant steppe]

Oh...

[sonic inlet]

But that thing refuses to show up

[polar osprey]

the rewards are for playing

winning only gets you stardust

[normal cave]

Participation includes scooping t1

[polar osprey]

so the optimal way of farming is selftk

[vagrant steppe]

So the best strat is just scoop every turn

[normal cave]

Ye

[pseudo goblet]

we re only like a week into Pocket's lifespend and we have how many events already?

[sonic inlet]

Didn't learn from watching MD

[polar osprey]

rn people aren't turbo scooping

but once they learn

lmao

[pseudo goblet]

btw, whats scoop?

[sonic inlet]

Concede

[normal cave]

Scoop up your cards

[pseudo goblet]

okay lol

[normal cave]

Pick them up

[polar osprey]

also there's a very

[pseudo goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/spoon-game-gif-11227386

[polar osprey]

very

good chance

one of the tools is literally just giovanni

but better since it won't be a trainer

[vagrant steppe]

I could use a break from making hypothetical metaphor team comps in my head in this meeting

[normal cave]

Gio as a tool would be very good

[pseudo goblet]

20 damage instead of 10

[sonic inlet]

Broken

[polar osprey]

but it would make pika even better

[sonic inlet]

Wait 20 damage actually lets pikachu otk starmie

[polar osprey]

since tools are permanent

100 every turn

[normal cave]

Gio to permanently make m2 deal 60 and pika deal 100

[vagrant steppe]

Does the event give any hourglasses?

[normal cave]

Yes

[vagrant steppe]

Good

[normal cave]

Per scoop

[sonic inlet]

Also we have no fields yet

[vagrant steppe]

They're SO GATED

[polar osprey]

winning gives you nothing

but it's a lot of hourglass per scoop

[normal cave]

^

[sonic inlet]

Wonder hourglass?

[polar osprey]

no normal one

[normal cave]

No

[sonic inlet]

Wtf

[polar osprey]

by 10 scoops you are already at 12

[normal cave]

Pack hourglass

[pseudo goblet]

Thank god

[sonic inlet]

Crazy

[normal cave]

The good kind

[polar osprey]

again I'm impressed I didn't find people turbo scooping yet

[normal cave]

I'll start scoop farming once I am done with these dishes

[pseudo goblet]

concede the moment you place your given 1st stage mon right

[normal cave]

Ye

As early as you can

[polar osprey]

turn 1 misty for 4 on lapras fuck off bot

[pseudo goblet]

wait, is there a limit of how many you can do

[normal cave]

Until you run out of missions

I think 45 is the cap, but I'm not sure

[polar osprey]

not even gonna try this game

[normal cave]

Turboscoop

[polar osprey]

this is like the 4th time the bot has ftked me with misty

[sonic inlet]

If there wasn't a limit you could just scoop until you have 1k hourglasses lmao

[polar osprey]

but I'm almost done with the 20 duel missions for lapras

do we know if there's one?

[pseudo goblet]

Exactly lmao

[polar osprey]

or what's the limit

[normal cave]

I think 45 but not sure

[polar osprey]

if the limit is like 100 games I'm scoop farming

45???????

[normal cave]

Hope so

[polar osprey]

I'm scoop farming

[normal cave]

45 wins is the icon

[polar osprey]

what is the icon

[normal cave]

So it makes sense 45 games is the limit

[pseudo goblet]

dont they have exclusive reward for wins tho

[vagrant steppe]

Wait is it wins? I thought you said you got them from scooping

[normal cave]

The medals

[sonic inlet]

Wait so how many hourglasses can you get in total

[polar osprey]

you get the hourglass from scooping

[normal cave]

No, hourglasses are from scooping

[normal cave]

Idk I'm not psychic

[vagrant steppe]

Oh you get the icon for winning

[normal cave]

Ye

The icons for winning the hourglasses for playing

The icons can suck it

Tbf you have pika so you can win if you want

[pseudo goblet]

1 hourglass per match right?

[normal cave]

But scooping is faster

[polar osprey]

got misty ftked again in the fucking event no way

[normal cave]

No

[pseudo goblet]

oh?

[normal cave]

It's from event missions

[pseudo goblet]

oh looking it now- 3 per mission??!

[sonic inlet]

Welp I'll just scoop farm and see the limit

[sonic inlet]

Of hourglasses that you can get

[normal cave]

More

[polar osprey]

oh so not a player icon

[pseudo goblet]

3x45, 135 hourglas- MORE?!

[normal cave]

The later missions give you more

[polar osprey]

the more games needed the more hourglass

it's probably a fuck ton

like 50+

[normal cave]

Missions are not 1 game each

[sonic inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/mon-gif-4387519

[normal cave]

P much yeah

[pseudo goblet]

Wait so I could still do the icons AND get the hourglass- just slower, a lot

[polar osprey]

again super weird people aren't turbo scooping to pull yet

[sonic inlet]

I'm saving all of this shit for the mini pack then

All I'm missing rn is a 2nd starmie anyways and I can wait for that

[normal cave]

I tried instascoopibg before I placed a mon

https://tenor.com/view/working-anakin-starwars-gif-4653092

[pseudo goblet]

?

[normal cave]

Ye

The icons are just swag

Bling

Bragging rights

[pseudo goblet]

Also wow Bruial you really angered Dena somehow

no wonder pick again

[normal cave]

REMEMBER

You need to collect each mission between scoops @polar osprey

So count your scoops

[pseudo goblet]

or just dont immediate click battle ig

[normal cave]

Wait wtf the event caps at 10 scoops

[pseudo goblet]

Dena

[normal cave]

Still, that's...

[pseudo goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/stress-headache-gif-19532428

[normal cave]

3+3+6+12

24 hourglasses for 10 scoops

...eh it's aight

[pseudo goblet]

10 matches for 2 packs

[normal cave]

Yeah

That's like

Okay

[sonic inlet]

Oh I got all the dex missions

Cool ig

[normal cave]

4th pack with a GX in a row

Dena really thinks I'm a whale

[sonic inlet]

Gamba

[pseudo goblet]

Well over 200 hourglass here, time for the daily ‘I wanna open packs’ lies

[normal cave]

Damn that's a lot

[normal cave]

Time to complete the secret ones

[pseudo goblet]

170 in stock, I can afford 30 worth hourglass, now including 24 from the event

[normal cave]

Now that I have 2 marrow GX, I can play Mankey

Primape Marrow time

[pseudo goblet]

assuming the ‘wonder pick only works if you have some of the cards’ is true, I should sees this

[normal cave]

Fuck I need 2 primape

@polar osprey is primape marrow worth crafting 2 ape for?

Nvm ape is 70 points, can't do that. Time to splunge for Charizard packs

Need 2 ape to play stupid punchy deck

[vagrant steppe]

Yeah just won my first one with pika

It's fast enough I can get the icon

[normal cave]

Ye gl man

[vagrant steppe]

Going first in this game actually sucks so much

[sonic inlet]

Unless misty decides to be a good card

Then it's an FTK

[vagrant steppe]

True, but I'm on Pika

[normal cave]

Going first only sucks when you are on Pika

That's like Tenpai saying going first sucks

[latent sleet]

i now have four wigglytuffs

[pseudo goblet]

Give this man access to trade

[latent sleet]

the gods of gachas do not smile upon me

[normal cave]

Wiggly EX?

[latent sleet]

yeah

[normal cave]

Bro

Bro is farming the meme card

Damn shame, because sleep is such a toxic mechanic

But wiggly is just too slow

[vagrant steppe]

I didn't need a third one lol

[last musk]

Get to add flair to it now though

[normal cave]

Need 5 for flair

He needs 5 immersive pikas for flair

Also

We climbing

[vagrant steppe]

I'm at 3, so not enough for flair

And too many to play

[last musk]

Wait you need 5 immersives for flair???

You only need 3 for a regular ex

[normal cave]

Hold on

3 spare

No wait, you're right, only need 1 spare

@vagrant steppe you can get flair, jot was right

But it feels so bad to get flair, because they promised trading

[pseudo goblet]

Holy you are good at this

[normal cave]

[vagrant steppe]

Yeah I'm not gonna flair it

[normal cave]

I'm just getting carried by some lucky teams

[vagrant steppe]

I'll trade it to my boyfriend when traditional is added

[normal cave]

Awwwwwwwhhhh

[vagrant steppe]

But I just want a second Zapdos so I can stop opening this fucking box

I wanna move on to Mewtwo or Charizard

[last musk]

I just realised if they allow trading promos it might be a good idea to farm the hell out of the lapras event

Cause if people join later they won't have them

[golden lance]

Gonna call it rn

Trading is gonna cost like, 1k stardust for an ex

Just so that you cant do the mickey mouse shit you could in online

[vagrant steppe]

Honestly stardust is useless

I'm fine with that

[golden lance]

The thing that high costs stop would be mass trading

[golden lance]

Either that or you could only trade with friends

Which would still be fine i guess

But i want to run the cartel with brui

@polar osprey btw how tf did reddit's public enemy #1 changed from mewtwo to starmie?

Like, its not even just the solo mode event apparently it manifests itself to every single ladder game for them

[normal cave]

Reddit discovered another thing that beats fetch'd

[golden lance]

Btw how do they still not have a constructed deck yet?

Like legit, every time someone brings up what they're using its just sandslash

Also

They're saying that sabrina is a one of?????????

[vagrant steppe]

Just play pika easy

[normal cave]

I ran sabrina as a 1 of

Then I pulled my second sabrina

[fading stratus]

sabrina is one of kidda

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

[normal cave]

God pack gave me my second sabrina

[golden lance]

To craft or not craft a kirlia

[fading stratus]

whats up with this 72p image

[normal cave]

I think one kirlia is worth the craft

[golden lance]

Either that or i have to divive the decklist into 3 images

[normal cave]

Also, ask for @polar osprey build

Iirc he runs meowth

[golden lance]

I could replace the 🅱️otion for it, yea

Also considering to just start gambling wonder picks for a sabrina

[vagrant steppe]

Potion feels like an actual nothing card imo

[golden lance]

It is

I'm using it as filler

[fading stratus]

what does potion even do

[twin shard]

I got pika but I don’t wanna play it

[sonic inlet]

I have perfected scoop farming so well in this event that I don't even get to see my hand

LMAOO I got like 20 thank yous for scooping

[mighty storm]

almost forgot, I have a pack to open

👀

[normal cave]

You can stop, the timers cap out at 10 games

[normal cave]

[sonic inlet]

Yeah, unfortunately

Still, 24 hourglasses

[normal cave]

Heals 20

[normal cave]

Damn good pack

[mighty storm]

Full Art charmander heck ye

[normal cave]

Potion is filler until mire good cards come out

[sonic inlet]

Super potion soon trust

[mighty storm]

plenty of kogas in my wonder pick options

but nah not going for the Koga

[polar osprey]

they played the water event

and learned starmie exists

[twin shard]

What even is this art lol

[last musk]

I love the ditto caterpie in the tree

[golden lance]

I like the bush ditto

[twin shard]

I… I didn’t even notice those

Now I’m noticing more dittos

The rock is a ditto too

[golden lance]

Actually how many dittos are in this image? 7?

[twin shard]

I see 8

1 which is sort of hidden by the text

[golden lance]

2 obvious ones
Caterpie
Rock
Orange bush
Pink bush
Green bush

What am i missing?

[twin shard]

Tree top left

Or the green leaf

Theres 2 green leaf/bush ones

[normal cave]

Holy SHIT it's so CUTE

[hasty anchor]

Aaaaa Butterfree

[twin shard]

Time to give it a shiny version so it flies away from us

[normal cave]

One of my fave gen 1 mons

[sonic inlet]

Greninja is now my new best friend

This guy is so fucking nice

If only he wasn't a 3 stage mon

But sniping for 20 damage in the bench, on top of a 60 damage attack for 2 energy and it only has 1 energy cost

[normal cave]

Greninja is really, really good

Were it not a stage 2 it'd see a lot of play

Also

I played this entire game with a full second of input lag and now I want to scream

I stopped and counted. A full second. The entire game.

Idfk what's going on. My phone is brand new and considered good.

...how the fuck did I get past expert

[golden lance]

Delay doesnt matter if you have godlike reflexes

[normal cave]

I have the reflexes of a cat after it got ran over seventeen times

[warm sky]

https://tenor.com/view/god-like-reaction-speed-reflex-cat-gif-25766235

[normal cave]

misclicks snarl instead of wish
it's fucking insane

https://tenor.com/view/lol-sus-troll-troll-face-face-gif-22065080

Time to give different bre builds a try

Mean look/snarl actually shut down their zeraora completely any time it tried to dive. Slow+damage reduction into stun into root into dead

[mighty storm]

vibing jelly

[mighty storm]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonScarletViolet/comments/1gjti34/the_scream_i_scrumpt/

[pseudo goblet]

Manage to get Blaine from wonder, I was aiming Erika but better than dud

[normal cave]

Blaine is meta kid

We did it chat, we beat the Darkrai

Foul Play Snarl went so hard into their team. Darkrai and Zeraora got pushed around.

I push, talonflame push, they just slided back and forth and got stunned repeatedly

[rocky glen]

Bruh I'm just gonna save up for 10 packs more often. The first 5 in the binder were what I just pulled

[normal cave]

Ye 10 pulls seem better

Then again my single pulls have been absurdly good recently

[rocky glen]

Ooh, what did you pull

[normal cave]

Too good, because I wanna pull Primape and it's only 2 diamonds 😠

[normal cave]

I got a god pack, an arti ex the next pack, a marrow ex the pack after that, and... idr what else

Here is the god pack

[rocky glen]

Alright give me your luck, hand it over

[normal cave]

Fine, take it, I need lower luck so I can pull primapes

[rocky glen]

May your next pull be Primeapes

[normal cave]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-mmmm-monkey-turtle-kung-fu-panda-gif-17129341

[young river]

Just got the god pack

[normal cave]

[rocky glen]

Bruh where my god pack at

[normal cave]

Zap ex is a good card too

Also

My wonder pick luck remains consistently shit

[rocky glen]

Same here

[normal cave]

I want those weezings for dnite

[young river]

2090236838800334

My friend ID, idk if it'll let you Wonder Pick from here but just in case

[rocky glen]

We gonna see if it will

[normal cave]

It didn't let people wonder pick mine 😦

Yours SHOULD be legal because no crowns

[rocky glen]

Sent a friend request

[pseudo goblet]

Finally, a Bruial wonder pick

[normal cave]

Daaaamn I'm 1 venu ex off playing venu

[normal cave]

Oh hey the one where I pulled my second aero

[pseudo goblet]

Wth this long time ago

Its LITERALLY a day ago

[young river]

Got it

[pseudo goblet]

Apparently I missed these 😅

Couldve save some shop tickets on these, oh well

[mighty storm]

mid pack

[polar osprey]

got pika ex off of wonder packs

my objective now is gonna be building pika off of just wonder picks

lets see how long it takes

choccy packs aren't helping

[golden lance]

Yours arent either

Where's the moltres kidge?

[polar osprey]

I know my luck in the zard pack has been horrid

I'm only got 2 rapidash and 1 zam full art so far

[pseudo goblet]

I havent add Need did I

2371879599932297 my code

[golden lance]

Ladies

Gents

We whiffed the ex mon in wonder picks again

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[pseudo goblet]

Just dont wonder pick unless theres more cards you want

[golden lance]

My wishlist is like 3 cards

And i only pull for those

[random stream]

we did it gamers, clefable in top 10 of the OU ladder

[golden lance]

[random stream]

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ou-2239657945-hnrvuxihrqtpt5wkjamiow1nd9def3gpw
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ou-2239660701-iqre38j25kjgyokwcpbw1l8tnltjyq1pw?p2

[golden lance]

Still cant believe you managed to grab the letter A for your nickname

[normal cave]

Goated

[golden lance]

But yea current goals are eggy ex, starmie ex, and moltres ex

[polar osprey]

zard pack fucking sucks

no exes so far besides egg

full art at least

[golden lance]

I got uhhhh

A zard

An alt mander and an alt meowth

That's kinda it lmao

[polar osprey]

isn't alt meowth from the m2 pack?

I could swear I got it there

[golden lance]

Meowth shows up in all 3 packs

[polar osprey]

cool

[golden lance]

Same with stuff like rapidash

[fading stratus]

gj kidda

top 10 is wild

I keep wanting to learn singles but eh

feels like a bother

[kind vortex]

technically top 9 if 3 and 4 are the same person

[golden lance]

Hawk2....

[fading stratus]

choccy........

[pseudo goblet]

…ahhh

[pseudo goblet]

All my packs are lame lately

[random stream]

[normal cave]

Chat, I got a wishlist for zard and for mewtwo

Zard:
2 primape
1 eggs ex
1 zard ex + 1 moltres ex

Mewtwo:
2 weezing
1 mewtwo ex
1 venu ex

Which one do I focus on pulling?

I got nothing I really want from pika afaik, but I'm really close to having a few full decks from both zard and mewtwo

[pseudo goblet]

Join me in Mewtwo 😈

[normal cave]

Aight

[pseudo goblet]

Lol

Ticket for Stardust* there it is, Dena specialty, use your event tickets for almost useless currency

[normal cave]

Damn, only need one more ticket to buy everything that matters in the shop

[pseudo goblet]

Oh yeah true

[pseudo goblet]

https://vxtwitter.com/jakeewart2/status/1854284815861751920?s=46&t=q-1AmjVFLGCcEVWLfARPPw

[hasty anchor]

nooooo not Delcatty

[normal cave]

Finally. Now I need 1 more.

[vagrant steppe]

WHAT??

I can only assume they meant to click clear body right?

[hasty anchor]

You know that famous painting depicting Caesar getting stabbed by the senate?

Population Bomb is kinda like that.

[pseudo goblet]

LETS FUCKING GO

Whiffed the Pikachu EX next pick but this ease the lame packs feeling I been getting

[mighty storm]

checks wonder picks to see if Zane's pack shows up

[pseudo goblet]

Its wonder pick

Also nah, my packs are boring

[mighty storm]

oh wait, thats a wonder pick oof

[rocky glen]

Finally the Charizard 1 pack pull actually gives me something good

[normal cave]

Got 2nd weezing off Wonder Pick

This pick had full art weezing and full art cubone, so I had 2 good results

Now all I need from Mewtwo is 1 Venu ex and 1 Mewtwo ex

Missed the venu ex on my next pick tho

[mighty storm]

I wonder what the advance ticket is gonna do

[normal cave]

We'll find out ig

[mighty storm]

I'm predicting its used for trading

[mighty storm]

oof

huh?

[viral ingot]

Today, I got a Full Art Koga and Cubone. Still prayging for another Articuno EX while I wait for my Wonder Pick pts to rise back up now that I spent all my Wonder Hourglasses.

[mighty storm]

Look how many hourglasses I have saved up

[viral ingot]

I spent some cash to get my Wonder Pick stamina back up and was rewarded.

My Starmie EX deck is finally finished.

[random stream]

Nice

Heatran is not washed up https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ou-2240320993-3vcmwhmafd5e4s9wvr6eq2j5ekf6lnxpw

[fading stratus]

one of the best things to happen on a pokemon stream tbh

isnt tran still ou

[random stream]

uu now

[fading stratus]

huh when did it fall off

[golden lance]

Gen 9

[normal cave]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-mmmm-monkey-turtle-kung-fu-panda-gif-17129341

[fading stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-conduciendo-gif-24377638

[random stream]

[pseudo goblet]

18 packs

[fading stratus]

ren's pretty good

[pseudo goblet]

https://x.com/natsume__hdn/status/1854852633284276626?s=46&t=q-1AmjVFLGCcEVWLfARPPw

ナツメ (@Natsume__hdn) on X

鳥御三家の親子

Twitter · Nov 8, 2024, 11:45 AM

[maiden flax]

@pseudo goblet btw I just pulled another of that portal mewtwo ex cards if you want to wonder pack it

[pseudo goblet]

Not for another 52 mins ig

[warm sky]

https://twitter.com/oktorisuyet/status/1854293040757706810
https://twitter.com/oktorisuyet/status/1854535555091951624

Okto - #1 Galina fan (@oktorisuyet) on X

katya the buneary and plato the bronzor from a recent pokemon platinum run

Twitter · Nov 6, 2024, 10:41 PM

Okto - #1 Galina fan (@oktorisuyet) on X

katya the lopunny and plato the bronzong!

Twitter · Nov 7, 2024, 2:45 PM

[pseudo goblet]

Still no

[pseudo goblet]

https://vxtwitter.com/cra_pokeunite2/status/1855113757091094786?s=46&t=q-1AmjVFLGCcEVWLfARPPw

[normal cave]

That's why you (don't) read plato

[warm sky]

https://twitter.com/mikakami1e/status/1854901826002592007 oh yeah? Well:

たまこ (@mikakami1e) on X

ヒビキくんの日！

Twitter · Nov 8, 2024, 3:00 PM

[normal cave]

Happy family

[pseudo goblet]

mm

[random stream]

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ou-2240501510-tzqw4e76pgsv9n4du92d91txzq4souwpw

[fading stratus]

holy

that heatran really is built different

never misses

[random stream]

magma storm

[fading stratus]

magma is 75 and wisp is 85

I made zane play wisp on his incin and he gave up after 2 days because wisp kept missing
word me @pseudo goblet

[random stream]

wisp misses are the worst

I swear I miss wisp more than magma

[fading stratus]

because you click wisp more than magma

[random stream]

Maybe

[fading stratus]

[pseudo goblet]

You re the one suggesting change to Flare Blitz

I will admit Will hardly done anything

[fading stratus]

zane didja register

[pseudo goblet]

Think Im actually gonna say no now

[fading stratus]

[pseudo goblet]

Im sorry, maybe its the tiredness talking

Slept like, 12 hours in total today I think

7-8 hours plus the 4-5 hours nap

[fading stratus]

I was thinking of a cool team but if you don't wanna participate its fine

[pseudo goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-gif-19656670

[pseudo goblet]

Fr tho, had like an almost ‘OH SHIT IM LATE’ freakout when I saw I slept till 5 pm lol

[fading stratus]

oh did you think it was tomorrow

[pseudo goblet]

Not really but the fact I wasted the time I wanna do stuff on napping

[pseudo goblet]

And Now I remembered I wanted to Shiny hunt, FUCK

[fading stratus]

shiny kyogre my beloved

or lunala

whatever works at this point

[pseudo goblet]

Mate I havent been doing much lately, bold of you think I have done prep for legendaries

Need to train up a bunch of Egg/seeds as my Harvest ability safety net when the legendaries does show up

[maiden flax]

Aaron "Cybertron" Zheng

[pseudo goblet]

Dang Transformer One really been everyone- ITS FUCKING 9th! WHOSE STILL SETTING UP FIREWORKS HERE?!?

Its like directly above me omg

[fading stratus]

what are you even saying

[pseudo goblet]

what, the Aaron cybertron thing or people setting fireworks?

[fading stratus]

whatever you said

[pseudo goblet]

well, I think Metrona was talking about Transformers One movie, but interrupted while typing from the sudden noise

[fading stratus]

aaron cybertron zheng is a guy not a transformer

[pseudo goblet]

Speaking of, still no wonder pick from you Metrona

[pseudo goblet]

Ohhhhh

[fading stratus]

his name is aaron zheng, cybertron is his nickname

[fading stratus]

also what about the noise?

firecrackers?

of diwali

[pseudo goblet]

straight up fireworks, Also Im surprised the holiday weren't over yet

[fading stratus]

i heard em until yesterday too

not today tho

but yesterday was a festival as well

[normal cave]

2 10 pulls saved up

[pseudo goblet]

Oh okay, Dena went and slap my face

Also Bruial your pick came, this one got Flareon

[pseudo goblet]

You should pull a pack 😈

Failed another Misty but next pick finally gave me one of the full art I wanted

[normal cave]

Eevee is a good pull

[normal cave]

Ofc you'd get that one

[normal cave]

I will once I get my free pack

[pseudo goblet]

Couldve settle If I picked Nidoking, like, More usable lol, but yeah Hoped Eevee would came through and it somehow

[fading stratus]

alternatively

https://tenor.com/view/swimming-our-living-world-floating-in-water-whale-netflix-gif-7335395123688175059

[pseudo goblet]

Why lol

[normal cave]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-poor-money-wallet-empty-gif-7985382

[normal cave]

Cause that's after the big ex streak I got

Can't whale if I don't have a job

[pseudo goblet]

Maybe I should erase some rando friends

[fading stratus]

no I meant watch netflix

did you not see the netflix logo

[normal cave]

Can't afford netflix if I don't have a job

[fading stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-luffy-monkey-d-luffy-the-one-piece-is-real-stand-gif-10047556268266163574

[normal cave]

War economy is fun guys!

[normal cave]

That works yeah

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-going-merry-one-piece-opening1-opening1-one-piece-opening-world-map-gif-23466747

[pseudo goblet]

Whatever this is, dips on being Brook or Franky

[fading stratus]

[normal cave]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-smile-one-piece-luffy-happy-monkey-d-luffy-anime-gif-17370054264507870411

[fading stratus]

You'll be Spandam

[pseudo goblet]

No I wanna be the pervs

[fading stratus]

ofc

what a shocker

[normal cave]

Sanji

[pseudo goblet]

If only I have that level of drip

[normal cave]

Drip is all in the mind

https://tenor.com/view/senor-pink-one-piece-gif-24626107

King of drip

[fading stratus]

its the goat

[cunning shard]

Also had a blastoise ex in pack

5214082024405122

User ID again

May Show up for you

[normal cave]

They stomle my ubreon

And then proceded to dive in every time I told them to retreat

[pseudo goblet]

Its sooner or later lol

Gotta steal your main

[normal cave]

I'm okay on pika

[vagrant steppe]

His name is fucking MAJOR BOB IN PORTUGUESE (I think???)

[normal cave]

But we just kept trickling deaths. They were grouped, we weren't.

[pseudo goblet]

Im either too fast on picks or Mamo just isnt everybodies first choice

[cunning shard]

german

[vagrant steppe]

Oh I just woke up

Lol amazing

[pseudo goblet]

‘Bob’

[vagrant steppe]

It's also that in French

Also apparently his title was changed in Lets Go to be "The Lightning Unovan"

He was "Lightning Lieutenant" as of Gen 4

[pseudo goblet]

It used to be ‘American’ in Gen 1 or japanese G1 aint it

[vagrant steppe]

Yeah hence "Unovan" now

Although I guess that means he's a new Yorker

Since I imagine that all 50 states have their own region name

[pseudo goblet]

Hmm, ig

[vagrant steppe]

Alola is a different region than Unova

Clay is from Pokemon Texas, but we don't know what region that is

[pseudo goblet]

Saxet

[vagrant steppe]

Clay is actually a little bit Japanese too tho

Not sure how much, but Lian is is his ancestor

[pseudo goblet]

Damn my packs been so boring

[hasty anchor]

Ok yeah

Major Bob is just

Amazing title

I'm grinning like a fool just hearing it

[pseudo goblet]

And more accurate

Major badges, similar to the badge Surge gives out

[normal cave]

Comfey Umbreon is fucking disgusting

I forgot my exp share on me, would have been even crazier with attack weights

[pseudo goblet]

Are you by chance playing Quick Match?

[normal cave]

That was quick match ye

I need to buy Comfey because every time I see it it just dominates

I only have 3k coins tho

[pseudo goblet]

Do yall mind show me how you guys pic of this??? I really feel like I have terrible luck in terms of getting new cards…

[normal cave]

It takes time even if you splunge. I'm at 151 too and I hit a wall. Just ignore it.

The only reward you get are badges, which are useless.

[pseudo goblet]

Im more bummed how little rare cards I have lol

[normal cave]

Gotta trick dena into thinking you're a whale somehow

Without spending money

[pseudo goblet]

I already play Masters

[golden lance]

I am slowly ammasing my army of 30-40 feral pikachus

[normal cave]

Damn, choccy got as much promo pikas as I got dubwools

Make a binder of just all your promo pikas and farm likes

[pseudo goblet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8UHXGY-_BU

wait wdym this song had actual lyrics- just hidden behind a foreign language

[normal cave]

Dafuq you mean pikapikapikapika isn't real lyrics?

That shit's poetry

[pseudo goblet]

more so meant song had other meaning than just Pikachu

[normal cave]

Does "let's all move forward together" have any meaning?

The translated words just seem like pointless slogans cobbled together without any thought.

[pseudo goblet]

Im just surprised they included it okay

[normal cave]

The pika pika lyrics have more thought put into them

They cared about meter, using them as another instrument to tie the music together

[normal cave]

Slowly catching up to Dubwool. I have 0 lapras btw

Also these two shits

[pseudo goblet]

I got 1 copy of each 5 event cards now

[normal cave]

I am only missing lapras

[vagrant steppe]

I got 2 Lapras and kinda forgot about the rest

[normal cave]

Mankey and butterfree are worth getting

[pseudo goblet]

Also I realize this is the second time that Im aware where Pokemon thought you can be healed from Bubbles

Jesus christ Ghastly outbreak is annoying for the eyes

[normal cave]

You could say it looks quite ghastly

[pseudo goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tuss-jokes-gotcha-burn-ouch-gif-5645546

At least Im finally shiny hunting again for this week

And~~~ they can spawn in walls… great

Really need my luck to get these done fast, only fair to balance my bad packs luck with good shiny luck

[signal raptor]

pog

[normal cave]

Pika time

[signal raptor]

I'm missing 2 pika and 1 zapdos lmao

[normal cave]

Oh

[signal raptor]

yeah lmao

I'm trying to pull em but it's not looking good

[cunning shard]

i missing one zap

[normal cave]

Love the fact that wonder pick flips over all the cards after you pick one. "Lol here was the card you wanted. Idiot. Dumbass."

[hasty anchor]

Well that's pretty cruel!

I'd rather be in the dark as to what I could have had!

[normal cave]

Whiffed the monke

I just need one monke to play monke aggro

[golden lance]

Didnt need to craft the kirlia lets gooooo

[cunning shard]

why does it says legal

is that portugese/spanish for new ?

[normal cave]

Iirc legal means "cool" in portuguese

[golden lance]

Yea brui got it

[golden lance]

@polar osprey mew2 is ass why is my hand always 2 garde 2 x speed 1 ralts?

[normal cave]

Average pocket hand

[polar osprey]

yes it's inconsistent as fuck

wyt misty and pika are taking over big tournaments

[golden lance]

i need to get my second starmie so bad

[last musk]

Budget Pikachu for anyone who wants to try it :3

[normal cave]

Blaine aggro

[polar osprey]

I hate the fucking thanks system so much

If I scoop immediately I don't get thanks

if I win I don't get thanks

I need to pretend I'm playing to win

[normal cave]

[polar osprey]

and then throw

to get the fucking thanks

so the opponent feels accomplished

[normal cave]

Just make your binder of mewtwos public

[polar osprey]

I did

[twin shard]

I sure love human psychology

[polar osprey]

sometimes I get 4 tickets from it

sometimes 0

[normal cave]

I get 100% of my likes from my binders

My dubwool binder is broken

[polar osprey]

done blaine bro I threw

are you gonna thank me now?

[normal cave]

Dude you gotta play fetch'd beat to farm likes at this rate

[last musk]

Blaine aggro actually has an insane Pikachu matchup

[polar osprey]

they need to change the likes system

this is some dogshit

[last musk]

Because ninetails and Blaine kill pikachu

[normal cave]

2 prize 2-shot aggro deck when it meets the 1 prize 1 shot aggro deck

[polar osprey]

bro I was throwing and they scooped

what the fuck

I'm not getting my likes

[normal cave]

Pika's strength is its consistency

Blaine aggro has the disadvantage of needing multiple specific cards to pop off. Pika needs pika and some random-ass filler.

Speaking of Pika, I now have 2 Weezings, so I can play Dnite without instascooping to Pika.

[polar osprey]

done

[normal cave]

But I think my other mus will be better on dnite zebra. Idk, we'll see.

[polar osprey]

9 exeggcute binder called eggcellent

this has to work right?

[normal cave]

Yes

It has to

[polar osprey]

marowak hit tails twice so I'm gonna lose

this has to get me a thanks right?

[normal cave]

Ye

Bro are you on monke aggro?

[polar osprey]

now I am

I was on mewtwo but people are banding together to never thank mewtwo or pika

[normal cave]

Share me your list, I wanna play monke

I'm 1 ape off playing the deck, and I am tempted to craft it

[polar osprey]

bro this mf

on mewtwo

after I hit 2 tails twice

is about to lose

[normal cave]

[polar osprey]

to the deck he has type advantage into

actually insane

[normal cave]

How

[polar osprey]

yep he losing

HOW

I'm not getting my thanks fuck me

[polar osprey]

it's just marowak ex but with primape over sandslash

[normal cave]

Ah

[polar osprey]

1 more like to go

I would play a lot more if I wasn't reliant on my opponent to get the rewards

[normal cave]

At this rate I'm gonna climb off fair play points alone

+10 per game total

[normal cave]

Right, enough Umbreon losses. Time to play rough >:3

I need to get better at the game before I embarrass Umbreon more. Good mon, I'm just a shit player.

[normal cave]

so far mimikyu has been a blast

just delete shit and be a tiny litte fuck that is too angry to die

[normal cave]

got to experience the dopamine of a mean look into overheat combo

just stuck them in place and then they vanished

Also, the fiends turned my golbat into an endearingly scruffy piece of modern art

[signal raptor]

just missed pikachu ex twice on wonder picks

[normal cave]

[pseudo goblet]

Crobat in next packs, trust

[mighty storm]

backwards pack

[normal cave]

Damn, ponyta, vulpix, AND Sabrina in one pack. Good pulls!

[pseudo goblet]

Okay these yt pokemon short anime are just peak content fr, not only they re cute, the Safari Zone one has the nerve to show a shiny

ohhhhh wait, Shiny, in safari zone

[random stream]

Hi friends we peaked number 1! Currently writing a rate my team post on smogon