#how to kill kerbals

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raven owl
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How to kerbals are easy. Here is the way to do so:

  1. Build a rocket (dosnt have to be perfect it’s gonna explode later anyway 😀)
  2. put your victi- I mean kerbal in the rocket (tell them they will be going to a place way better than kerbin)
  3. Start your engines! (Pretend it’s an actual launch so your kerbal is confortable during the whole flight)
  4. at around 1000-2000m turn off your engines (pretend it’s main engine cutoff or meco so the kerbal thinks it’s all planned)
  5. When he starts descending tell him his altitude quage is broken and that the second stage has started
  6. Watch the kerbal fall to his death… IN STYLE!
  7. Suppress the media so you don’t get sued and jailed

Hope this helped
Enjoy your mass murders!

tawny vapor
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i just have 1 question

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WHY

shrewd ermine
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Here is another fun method:
1 install CKAN
2 Install better time warp
3 switch to a faster time warp
4 send kerbals to skydive
5 at 1000 meters deploy chute
6 time warp ti 12x or faster
7 Spin

median steeple
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How to kill a Kerbal:

  1. Turn on KSP
  2. Do anything stupid
  3. ???
  4. Profit.