#🗣marathon-general-chat
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lena its bedtime go sleep bruh
fine I'll just leave....

It's horrible
Hiii mish
go to bed
Don't eat it.
sleepy time
Cory in the house 
Jerry doesn't want to be eaten
good night fellows !!!

Apologize 😡
no more video games bed time !!
i wont let them eat you jerry i promise
Please respect Lena.
Lena my Goat don't diss my Goat
Ur younger than me PIPE DOWN
i hate lena
Kali is the one true god in marathon
Mampf… what you saying Jerry… you too tasty burp
im back
im more cooler than you tho
Hi branded 💜
OMG BRANDON
Ok Unc
damn :(
HAIII BRANDON !!!!!
lena youre goat but youre misgendering her smh my head
omg brandon how ive missed you so !!!
true........
Jerry just wants to work on vehicle engines.
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lena fact check this plz?
Slop software can’t even show gifs
Pmo
He don't actually fw you like that, not anymore... He found someone else... Someone like you, but better.
DUDE
Yeah I gotta be a lil not woke sometimes otherwise my woke levels will get too high and I'll be unable to understand people because they're not woke enough like that one episode of regular show where Mordecai and Rigby get too smart
im sorry brandon
what
Ok now sleeping time. Will eat you later Jerry
thats awesome dude that makes so much sense
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
fellas is it woke to respect people
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I love how there’s a whole nighttime community here. It’s completely different from the one I know.
is it woke to Please respect Lena.
Yes, actually.
Please respect Lena.
okay sorry ill leave forever
oh ...
who
sorry
Where did this bit originate anyway 😭
scoob stole my heart brandon
What? It’s good to be woke. And respectful.
i hate both of those things
is all good
who started the please respect lena thing again
i am dr evil
axt i think
ur heart is big enough for both of us
Evil Shrimp. I get it.
You've gotta get it back he'll probably do some abhorrent League player things to it
Thank god
meow
“ProstatePuncher” is crazy.
I can't sleep cough
Mraow
I can't wait to jestermaxx on the surface of Tau Ceti IV while simultaneously framemogging every single UESC bot
heres the og
It's when the old regulars come out to play.
mrrrowwwwww
This guy fucks
uncs and aunts come out of our caves
Please respect Lena.
The kids go to bed
lena am i a respectful chap
Sometimes
I was, once upon a time, a regular. Ten months ago.
omg do i get to hang with the old timers
yayyyyyy
am i respectful
no
too respectful
I feel like I sort of remember you.
oh no
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yeah youre mean
Scoob bullies me all the time
Oh hey I was there for that #Iwashere
Is there any footage or trailers that has void talking?
i think so
Jerry is Jerry.
Can I get a lil badge denoting that #Iwashere for Please respect Lena. Thanks mods 👍
what's good softshells
JERRY
I'm a hardshell
Which, the Assassin Shell Cinematic doesnt
jerry
Can't believe how the VA for Void sounds almost like JC Denton from Deus Ex.
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Hm. Were you always a Ninja?
Only down there tho I'm pretty soft everywhere else
retruth
are you slop denier 2.0
the og cinematic directed by Alberto Mielgo
Not till I get a #FoughtInTheAdWar badge
Yes. If you remember the ninja Butane that is me.
it is him (Sorry its the main character adam jenson)
Who preordered the game
Insert dumb millennial gif of the joke flying over your head or smth idk anymore man
me!
i'll probably nab it based on how i feel about server slam
Jerry is just here. 😔
Jerry is going through some stuff right now
Seems like a good idea.
Server slam then I'll probably get the base game
jerry, your contributions are deeply appreciated
we love you jerryu
I wanted to get deluxe edition but I'm #broke
jerry can u wish me goodnight
Is there anything in the deluxe worth it?
Goodnight, Shrimp fried mustard.
this is in no way an attempt to make MIDA seem more appealing to you jerry
Jerry can you bless my grape juice replica of the demon blood sword
good night mish keep it shiny as always
but like if you joined MIDA that'd be pretty cool
do you want skins or not
do you want a premium rewards pass voucher
if not dont get it
for realz
Jerry bless thy sword of grape.
Some unique skins, a little bit of silk currency for the in game store, and voucher for the first battle pass.
seems like it gets you the first battle pass? it's mostly cosmetics stuff
Mmmmm check please
sucks that bodies dont ragdoll when downed
Probably a stupid question but what is a battle pass?
Marathon 7.5/10
unfortunate but decay is a good trade off in my books
They do. Just they drop a bag which doesn't ragdoll.
thats a question alrite
probably
I mean I think it's so bodies don't get launched away from where they actually died
its when your wife says you can go and get dirty with other men in a muddy field without her divorcing you over it
Can Jerry meet this Mida person?
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cosmetics banner that you work through via gameplay
Correct
🙂
Fortnite popularized them
Har har de har har
And it's been a headache ever since
Yeah I'm old

Better than lootboxes...
I like that these ones are permanent so there's no FOMO though
Yeah I'm Jerry.
makes sense
Companies seem to be moving away from fomo which is great
Hiiii 
Have bungie mentioned at all if players that were banned on destiny 2 are able to play marathon? so far i only heard that once you are banned on marathon, only then you cant play but i don't know if they said anyhting about being banned before hand and then not being able to play. anyone know?
Because fomo sucks
helldivers set the gold standard for live service even tho the devs are idiots a lot
Deep rock galactic did actually but carry on
havent played my bad i dont know ball
Jerry is just excited to be here.
Jerry once met another Jerry on here.
Sounds nice Jerry
if i wasnt plat would you all still love me
No
Secondary GOAT should be a STOAT.... because they're cute as hell.
Rebooted, thank you CyberAc-
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You're gold again aren't you
no im still plat so you can continue loving me 😁
I never loved you in the first place
That's what you are
I have a girlfriend sorry
Jerry is just a Lil guy. 
Yay!
Lmao
platonic love
They are cute, it sucks that over here we've legally gotta murder all of them
Same with ferrets
If you got any questions Jerry can answer them
If I could post the gif of the guy raising the gun to shoot someone while crying I would.
Not a joke btw we do genuinely gotta kill em
I believe you
I will feed you all to bingus
Those that nose
Turns out when you release a bunch of little predators that are good at eating birds onto an island of a bunch of birds all the native birds sorta get #Pwned
Hawaii?
New Zealand
Aloha
Oh, yep lol
Hi jerry
Doesn't help there's literally zero native mammals outside of like one bat
Hii
no cuz u dont play w us
If you dont rock and stone you aint comin home
I imagine stoats would have a field day there.
hi jerry
Nice toyota jerry
So they're not evolved to deal with them at all and get smoked
helldivers is so peak man
Also like half of them don't fly
You mean you, right?
It's not Jerry's. 
flightless birds... pathetic
Kea's are fine though because they're annoying and smart and can fly and live in the mountains and eat cars
i just dont wanna play deadlock 😭
Hello 👋
I would be shot there so no apparently.
Damn
💔
I love Kea's but also I hate them
hope we get a new shell trailer today
crosses out New Zealand from list of countries to flee to
nah thats real though imo if you play league deadlock is just not good enough
bruh theres like 10 diff games
Marathon flirting lines:
If you were a satellite i would realign with you
australia will protect you
afraid to fall in love with a superior game 😔 💔
Aww man, why?
I mean we're probably your best bet, it's plague Inc rules and Greenland is cooked rn so we're the best bet
Damn just googled what a battle pass is 😭
genuinely think this gonna be greatest comp fps game of all time, maybe second to halo
What the hell did you do
It's a joke... kinda sorta lol
the good halo*
I ain't do nothing never
The Bungie ones*
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if the plague don't get ya all them fuck ass animals will
Ew.
We have actually zero dangerous animals, you're thinking of Australia
If you were mida, i would overthrow government for you
It's all birds
I DO remember you! That was a long time ago. Sorry for necro ping.
The most dangerous ones aren't even supposed to be here
You're good lol
mishaya why are you up so late
And weta are kinda freaky I guess
especially on a monday
Fake, youd need no incentive to overthrow governments
I have Chappell Roan stuck in my head.
who
Arachne is red, UESC is blue.
If we were in MIDA, I'd bomb a mess hall with you
She gotta make sure you don't do anything dastardly scoob
Nevermind...
These pick up lines sucks
Okay dawg
I did earlier this morning.
Even I know who that is
Ok i love that
i dont know artists i only know song names
Everyone is
Okay unc
Fair I suppose
Scoob get off league ong
Twenty one pilots isn't hmph
Who
Pink Pony Club... though that is not the song in my head.
yo what's the yummiest nucaloric treat
Chappy rone
Lead.
pink pony club is a banger
Burga
Hot to go?
That's the only one I know 😭
If it ain't metal I don't listen to it
Soylent Burger for 2
I have arrived
Red Wine Supernova
I love Deafheaven
Idk that one
is that the kpop one
Mish i have a request
yeah
Hardcore calms me down
I know Hot to Go and Pink pony club but I've only listened to hot to go
I don't listen to many crazy mainstream artists tbh
The most mainstream artist I listen to is probably Kendrick
Can I kidnap scoob and make him go to a detox centre for league?
Don't worry I'll be listenging to Deftones next probably
It would be for his own good, but you have to respect his wishes.
You should listen to Trench 👍
Fine, consent IS cool.
league is the only one who understands me
Uhh is #social-comms broken…
He made a statement so tragic even his opps cried for him
they've been having a lil trouble posting one tiktok
Looks it lol
tbh i always thought NZ was just off the coast of australia 
they seem to have fixed it, but haven't gotten around to deleting the old messages
I mean they're our closest neighbour sure but they're still like 2000km away
Right next door and a flight
Actually one of the tiny island nations to the right might be closer
New Zealand had great music from dunedin
Idn
They got a steep road ova der
GOAT basketball player Steven Adams
The Clean and The Chills
That's all I know about Dunedin ngl
Australia has some elite pub bangers lately
Truth
ke
Met him once
Thunder fan…
I am
I only really know stuff about Christchurch cause that's the closest major city to me
Bro lives in the boonies
Aus always had a good rock scene going back to the Birthday Party. Greta pig fuck music
gang where is this nonexistent client
True I'm just happy to find some indie rock refuge somewhere because the US is degenerating
Tropical fuck Storm
Where’s your nonexistent profile picture?
Lamb of God does birthday parties lol
i think ur forgetting about nikola jokic
i dunno
Spirit of the Beehive and Disq have been the best us bands recently
I like it. It’s fun.
He's good but he hasn't bought me Chipotle.
mods took it
Unfortunate.
🧐
i cannot find anything other than yeah its available
Oh hey Astroneer fan.
hola
Steven Adams bought you Chipotle?
Yep a monster of chipotle
Astroneer fun game
is marathon?
Is there going to be a marathon beta?
I haven't played it
Server slam in like 2 days
Coming up Thursday
Server slam
ahhhhh
Valid. Stuff from Australia I've been hooked on is Nancy and the Jam Fancy's and Full Flower Moon Band. And of course TURNSTILE
We have to preorder to play it?
Turnstile is great
shouldnt no
Nope
Guys do you think marathon is coming march 5th!
Nah
No
They posted it about 20 times on tiktok
It'll be March 6th I think
who tryna slide me 60 rq 😭 🤙 /j
it's different ads
better be and should be unless the servers just grenade themselves and they cant fix it in 3 days after the test is closed
Well. You've mentioned ape escape, armored core, and you know turnstile. Shame you're dad'd up lmao
Unc 💔
Yeah I'm 34 geriatric millennial with a 2 year old who loves black pink
I can´t gert my DAC I was lvl 3 any body knows what that happend?
I remember the strokes
The only musician from NZ is Lorde that's kinda it
Yeah I'm 34 geriatric millennial with a 2 year old who loves black pink
Not far off lol I'm a 29yo ghost gen'r with a 12yo
Oh
Did someone say Astroneer?
the DAC was the friends we made along the way
Marathon in 2 days
Can you believe It guys
I have no need for friends I have my level 5 dac
Just a two days away!
Any word on the file size or at least a guess?
Dude 34 is almost gen z
Parent life 🤙
astroneer 2
It's something else lol
right
I love Astroneer. I made fan art of the resource nodes lmao.
Yeah I'm a bisexual 21 year old Twenty One Pilots fan
When I acces it looks blur.
I know I'm being goofy
So the target audience I guess
Don't know man until they say anything I think we don't know
34 and geriatric do not belong in the same sentence.
12-16gb for the client
They do
Breach was a good album fuck you Fantano
EZ
Excuse you.
I'm bisexual but I don't like twenty pilots
I lived in Ohio for a little bit and everyone there loved them. I wanted to kill myself
not sure for the actual game size
is this when the uncs say checkmate liberal
so when the play test before it drops
Thank you. May I please have another?
Because I'm the whitest person possibly ever
im 38 running 7 minute miles lol relax guy
😭 😭
I’m bisexual, and I find twenty one pilots to be catchy, but kind of cliche.
We don't know the time I think
My favorite rappers are Eminem, Kendrick and Childish Gambino ☝️🤓
Ok well I don't have credit card debt. Relax Max headroom
You’re welcome. …Excuse you?
what?
That's the stuff
Damn your like every dude I know
Oh. Okay.
What?
Song 2
I feel like kendrick's pretty exempt from this 💀 💀
I got my head checked
ok but hop on chance the rapper
?
I'm also partial to this little unknown artist called MF DOOM ☝️ 🤓
Oh
yeah i like 


too
Nah but I fr am he makes bangers
Come on rap snitches is great
Or I guess made rip to the goat
Okay that's like the most basic one
You're setting yourself up
So how long till server slam ?
Like 36 hours
shoutout to all the dead rappers ball knowledge edition
Too long
if any of you say xxxtentacion I will beat you up
its a bit longer than that
xxxtentacion
Nope 58 hours I lied it's worse
misha no
I think
Fak
fite me
That's like 2 and a half days right? Im shit at matt
fine...
ok now say it with me out loud
Tyler the Creator
I love that lil gay boy
we all love tyler but he ain't dead 💀 💀 💀
Legit knew girls who cried when Mac left us
RIP iMac Miller lite
Goat
I came late on the mac train but man balloonerism
Faces best
Gross man
Does this server already have mods?
No idea
rick's piano made me feel sum shit
I don't wanna know about your habits on the Mac train
mb gng I didn't mean that
No we can roam free and do whatever we want
That’s crazy lol
whats more crazy is you would believe that 😭
did they say if marathon is gonna have sbmm
Probably gear based
Brother what
Maybe idk
what
I'm reading the manual of Marathon (1994) and I need to know if Bungie is still doing "America's Funniest Marathon Replays" where you send them clips and if they feature it you get a free t shirt. I may be the first submission in 30 years
I was like it’s to good to be true
bizarre
Hi. I'm one of them.
Not a question I hear often
You should do it genuinely they might find it funny and send you one that's something that bungie would probably do ngl
People with the Ninja tag are community moderators.
I wanted to apply I was a mod for the marvel rivals server so idk if yall did applications
Ahh
They do have shirts for the new Marathon
there is zero point in playing the game if they crater it with matchmaking systems
this a free range server no mods no masters
I'm a mod in the deadlock community discord and it's not all it's cracked up to be lol
you just got here thats wild
I have plenty of reason to play the game and that is not one of them
Happy 5 members marachat
Getting kinda crazy here lol
Oh bungie!!!! I cleaned my room and mopped the floors!!!! Can we get into server slam early 
I'm a mod of the mha shipping discord and it's very cool 😏
I love when people have no idea there’s an authority figure just looming over them. They feel so free for a moment.
you do you, im just totally over non competitive games ruining themselves with shitty matchmaking systems
im a mod for the white knuckle server but only because im an active community member
Isn't that a high school?
Bro the marvel rivals server has to many people lol
Eugh sorry I lied I can't handle anyone thinking I'm not joking
Six to... seveeeenn
That shit was hard to run😭
Yeah but everyone who does it is like 14
Holy frig
the arc raiders situation is beyond the pale
Had one yesterday who was rude for me for several minutes before he finally started to question what the ninja tag was.
LOL
Moderating a discord server with over like 200k users is uhhhhhhh.... "fun" is a word I guess
cough alright
Then he backtracked and said it was all jokes...
Pain bro pain
I mean I am having fun lol
I wish Mishaya would mute me 😴
I had to mod 4 million members 💀
Schrodingers annoying
there is no shot the rivals discord is that big
It is
i have been wanting to play this game agian sence the last alpha i need it
4.2 million
not sure how you are. like your options are shitty battle royale or mediocre pve game
Rn
4.280.080 members
Mmmm so hostile
Which one which?
K it went up while I wasn't looking
yeah i feel pretty strongly about it, very irritating
I'm not smart enough to mod anything
Also if I modded here I'd probably ego ban scooby
There's a cream for that
oh hey about time they tidied up the server
🙏
It's a popular game
It’s marvel
bruh the rivals server is so cooked it just crashed my discord 3 times
what a joke
Jesus
this manual has a phone number to call if you have trouble installing classic Marathon on your 68030 Macintosh computer. Do you think if I called some dusty unused phone would ring somewhere and they'd answer very confused
How 😭
Its constantly filled with ppl talking
i dont know i just tried to open it
yeah but like you also gotta buy a 68030 macintosh first
It's probably the most active discord I'm in
Jerome answers the phone and makes threats to never call again
Bro some of the reports that came in were crazy
i want to play this game so bad im just watching all of kruzers videos on it and everyone elses
"you seek the old tomes, traveller?"
Imagine you call that number and the webmaster picks up lol
I got timed out for 24 hours in there once
I mean yeah it's bigger than a small country
Oh my god is the server having a moment again with the level of shit opinions and arguing? Or is it just me and the time I woke up?
Nah we're chill
Like they made a pvpve game and then decided to punish you for pvping by ruining every lobby you get after it. you literally hear people playing arc raiders and half of what they talk about is what lobby they are trying to manipulate themselves into or how they are going to be punished by the matchmaker if they try to do something fun or interesting. like every decision you make in the game is based upon its effect on the matchmaker instead of making decisions based on the game itself
no we just goofing LOL
Good.
Seems like that time
We're talking about moderation I think
Like they made a pvpve game and then decided to punish you for pvping by ruining every lobby you get after it. you literally hear people playing arc raiders and half of what they talk about is what lobby they are trying to manipulate themselves into or how they are going to be punished by the matchmaker if they try to do something fun or interesting. like every decision you make in the game is based upon its effect on the matchmaker instead of making decisions based on the game itself
what kinda entrance is that bruh 😭
New copypasta unlocked
there was one day in the elden ring night reign discord server someone @ everyone because they found a away and it was the greatest thing ever
based
Tabs
Who gives a shit lol just play the game and have fun
its crazy how much potential the game has with its foundation. they can just keep adding new mods and cores
I miss u
I could post the Fnaf Pizzeria Sim speech again 🤔
????
Exactly. And anything with build craft is gonna have longevity if added to and refined
Nevermind the number has a Detroit area code 💀 doubt it still works lmao
preach
😭 😭
Oh it's over
Not fun when you are punished by the matchmaker for doing fun things
simply move to detroit 4head
Detroit second worst city NA
What I’m excited most for is the fact that I can just take someones build if I can kill them
and I can keep it if I can survive
Miami?
Philly
I live in Seattle I'd have better luck knocking on the front door
They always backpedal like crazy when they realize they don’t wanna screw themselves. It’s especially funny when they’re treating someone like shit only to discover they’re (gasp!) a woman!! Oh, w-well, I was just saying in case you didn’t know!! I didn’t mean to throw any shade, really. It was just a joke, too. And my dog ate my homework, and, and…
them androids keep going sentient can't have shit in detroit...
yeah if you dont have your own build already taking up your entire inventory
Then don't play it lol I mean play how you want simple as that
ur saying it’s a punishment because you get put against pvp players?
yeah i dont
Yea that's actually pretty awesome ngl. Gonna be a lot of ways to play and scratch the itch for a lot of players. I want this game to be successful so badly lol
Ok then lol
Yep. I get all of that.
Philly when anything: 💥🔥💥🔥 💥
like we could build basically a destiny exotic that we all just stumble upon
It's very cool
my favourite thing to do is pretend im calling mods when im a mod
I think getting a prestige core or weapon is gonna hit like crack
LMAO
wait oh my god there's an AOL email to contact too
Marathon trash, Arc Raiders Better 😘
the “needler” smg gonna be super busted against droids i bet
Have you played it?
“MODS! Yes, what seems to be the problem? This guy.”
is AOL even still online???
Wait he might be right chat let him cook
Nope lol
I think it's gone
No, I have not. I like to reserve opinions before I test them.
Im ngl i got timed out for typing something and when i sent it it was instant time out yall good
Ooh! I just remembered I have muffins!!
Then make it sound like that kid
I didn’t even know it could do that 😭
An IQ too high? 🐦⬛
thats called automod
Yes, you can absolutely still email an AOL address. Despite the discontinuation of AOL dial-up services, @aol.com email addresses remain active, free to use, and fully functional for sending and receiving messages.
I'm about to do the funniest thing
We got a pretty extensive automod.
It's happened to me like 3 times
Beyond our comprehension
I was gonna say one of the reports were about the skins yk what I mean
Mb lol
I can smell the stinky coolant water that prompt used up.
amazing
I think people complain just to complain.
i got hit when i said the va name for recon one time
I am actually on arc now getting bodied slammed lol but still having fun
it was google's auto answer thing 😭
Yeah... that's a weird one...
I said spoon but wif a g
that's the most common
Also a certain podcasters name once
did you play the first two weeks it came out and if so are you having more or less fun post matchmaking changes
How do you say spoon with a g?
spgon
I know. If you want to avoid that in the future, add “-ai” to your query. 🩷
Replace sp with g
great, now people are going to say it
DONT say it you'll get timed out
love using this
Welp
Nah I missed out on the first month, and I got over 360 hours so far so I am having fun
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
So, I have a great idea: don’t test it!
It took me a minute to figure it out lmao
Good.
good to know
Can I change my faction role or nah?
i think everyone should test it and we can have a nice chill chat with like 3 people left
what do you try to accomplish when you play? like are you a loot grinder or do you do trials or pvp or what
game just gets boring to quickly
also my email has been sent
Ye
How
loot grinder and pvp if I am provoked lol then I throw hands
Channels and roles
Hello! I was curious, are you still accepting submissions for America's Funniest Marathon Replays? I know I'm about 30 years too late, but the game manual didn't state a cutoff period for submissions.
Thanks! - Wendy
I heard the devs needed our SSNs and credit card numbers? Who should I be sending that to?
Okay thank you
hi all
peak
Me preferably
me
hello
I am praying you get a follow up
!remindme 24 hours
Great question! Send them to your own records. And keep the documents there. In your house.
reddit user spotted
Put some wacky sound effects on there
I don't even post I just know it exists
Hello.
lol. Now you have to update us if you get a response.
i fel like the game was more interesting when you were allowed to pvp people and steal their shit without knowing that you would be punished by an algorithim, rather than an in game mechanic
That doesn’t sound very secure… someone could break into my house. It might be better if I give it to you for safekeeping!
I'm literally twitch streaming classic Marathon tomorrow so hopefully I'll have a funny clip to submit by then
I basically just use reddit to see what the marathon subreddit is up to
🧘♀️
man going into a lobby with other people that will pvp is not "punishment" 😭
Hi lena
hi xenon
yeah it literally is
and it doesnt have what shant be named…
if you want to pvp it should be fair and you should fight other people that are trying to pvp, i dont like how they do it but the idea is there
Chibi reviews?
its worse for 95% of players and this isnt even touching on the sbmm element which is even worse
It’s a pvp game, do u want to just pvp people who won’t attack u back
you get a follow because i want to see that clip lol
no the idea is shit, you shouldnt be rewarded for hiding from pvp and you shouldnt be punished for engaging in it
bro wants to pve against real people
Ultrakill layer 8 in like 12 hours 🧘♀️
nope, thats why i want no matchmaking manipulation
I- well, I suppose. But I feel like your house is somewhere where you can keep track of things. Plus, my document securing fee is a bit steep.
its frying me that the email is bungie1@AOL like bungie was already taken 😭
I mean it kinda ruins the tension which is sorta integral to an extraction shooter cause you're either in a McDonald's play place or Frontline Afghanistan
Any worms? 
That's so funny
yeah arc is doodoo stink fart anyway i enjoy pretending to care about it so people get mad
i agree with this but it would also be bad if the system existed on a gradient because its just shit by concept, it creates a toxic incentive structure
Your pfp, paldea elite 4 right?
Why is finding pvp people a punishment
I forgot their name
yeah it's Rika! I am very gay for her
I think it should be truly random for sure
Sbmm is fine though
I’ve been betrayed so many times. I rarely heed “don’t shoot” requests, unless they sound legitimately distressed.
I kinda hate it in smth like cod but I think it's kinda needed in a game with actual stakes to your losses
Very understandable, i enjoyed scarlet & violet alot
because you can pvp just as much in a non pvp lobby, youre just going to have a harder time doing so. the only demographic who doesnt feel this way are those who are logging in for a competitive experience which lol lmao its an extraction shooter not a competitive game
it isnt
im also too nice and people take advantage so ive learned to just become evil like that too and no more nice just kill
This reminds me of the time I worked at gamestop in like 2018. Someone traded in a copy of Halo 2 that still had a coupon for a free 7 eleven slurpie inside with master chief on it. Sometimes I wonder if I could've still redeemed it
I think it is
So you just want to pvp as much as you personally want but you specifically think when other people pvp you that’s somehow punishing
/handshake @mild falcon
why improve if theres sbmm? why engage with the game systems when the matchmaker will do it for you
Especially in a game where if you lose constantly cause there's always one cracked guy in your lobby you'll lose all your shit
I like being able to match up against juicers and somehow manage to best one. That’s a huge come up. But I’d also rather not run into people every run who are drenched head to toe in sweat.
Put the shitters against the shitters
someone pvping me isnt punishment; the game putting me in a pvp lobby is
you improve to fight people on your level to keep improving... thats the point???
brother this guy is a troll
In the lobby where people pvp you
not worth talking to
Same. :/
I can type.
I don't get ppl who don't like sbmm
Meow
you never get better outcomes from improving with sbmm in an extraction shooter. this isnt league or overwatch or csgo
its ok i had a generational typo last night
They're just mad they can't get a 30 bomb and stomp infants
Cause they've gotta think
Well?
sbmm is great in games where it actually belongs
Prrr =^3^=
oh boy
it ruins any game it doesnt belong in
i am not repeating it because i do not trust people here
An extraction shooter is probably the place where sbmm makes sense the most
Because it matters if you die
Sbmm belongs in the games I want them to belong in. It’s also toxic in the games I say they’re toxic in
dude my blood pressure raised so much when i read that im not even joking
this has to be bait
the highest rank player should not be able to be put into a game with the lowest rank player
I think, more often than not, criticism of matchmaking algorithms are rooted in ignorance, and I usually hear it from people who want to beat new players constantly and never truly face a challenge.
Eomm is bad.
Yo Arachne runners watch out on some real stuff
In cod if you're up against shroud it doesn't matter cause you just go next but if Timmy from down the street goes up against John marathon and dies he's gonna lose everything
Ah. It must’ve been disastrous.
@brittle dove idk dawg, I play video games to have fun and chill. Not to try to be the best. I do have skill in some games, but I am not a comp kind of guy.
I knew Timmy. He fuckin died
My nose is completely stuffed on the left side. I love influenza! Thank GOODNESS I caught influenza!
Sbmm and completely random are the only matchmaking systems that make sense
I got a brother name timmy lol
John Marathon got him rip
This is actually wild, like I agree with u but usually this server would be flooded with people trashing u for that
My condolences
I mean. To an extent, I agree, actually.
competitive games sbmm makes sense because the reward for improving is increasing in rank, and you retain that reward when sbmm is present. sbmm in extraction shooter makes no sense because the reward is loot, which you (on average, past a certain point) arent getting any more of if you are getting sbmmed. same goes for trials of osiris if you played destiny, the reward is going flawless, so if you improve without sbmm you go flawless more, if you improve with sbmm you dont go flawless more
I'm kinda pumped to play a game like this with zero experience.
You know marathon has a ranked mode right?
/dac
Three days omg 
whatever
It takes a lot for me to play games where people get really sweaty at stuff, but I'm still excited
I mean that's fair, everyone has different opinions and I can see why they would disagree. Like I do have that comp side in me like I grinded to gold 2 in valorant and no life it lol. But most of the time I am just chilling
i would be fine with that mode having sbmm assuming it has a rank yes
That just sounds like you want to be protected from playing with people on par with you so you can just feel better and win more
What does sweaty mean lol like playing very seriously?
Seems about right
Yeah, like you play so hard that you sweat hence the term
Feel like I'm in clockwork orange with all this slang
i have thousands of hours in high elo competitive games that are sbmm blasted, its about where the system belongs
I really like how that genuinely enraged you, but you were so tempered about it lmao.
Also that makes even less sense because surely if you don't have sbmm and you're getting shitters all the time you'll get looted up faster than if you were up against ppl of your skill
Smash bros game cube, fox vs falco type gaming
the ranks diffrent to get into rank you have to by a card thing and then your gear has to cost a surtin amout of money to enter
If you're up against ppl of your skill surely it's 50/50 whether you live or die
20XX
explain to me what the reward for improvement is in a non ranked game that has sbmm
I mained lil mac for a while in ultimate
So you decide where it belongs
Just generally getting better at a game. More experience
i have an opinion on where it belongs yeah. a consistent opinion
I mean I did swiftplay in valo to improve and I did get better
Then took it to comp
And my ranked improved
Well, I think this is only looking at one side of the coin. Skill brackets aren’t just about the reward; they’re about keeping the lower ranks safe from an unbalanced amount of unfair matchmaking.
I lack consistent opinions, they change depending on who i wanna ragebait 🧘♀️
its not ranked it's mm based on gear scores disguised as ranked
i dont believe in that
Isn't farming bad players boring to you
Truth nuke
Truth
ke
I respect this indefinitely.
in competitive games yeah
I mean that's ranked it just works a lil different
Alright, change your opinion to ragebait me, please. I’m so excited!
Marathon - Coming March 5th. PREORDER NOW
I'm still trying to convince some more of my old gaming buddies to get the game so we can have a consistent group
im too sleepy maybe when I wake up
Fine you convinced me
Damn. I’ll remember this.
Already have 😎
😨
This can get you far in life
they should just put it where if you have higher gear in your vault and more money and higher trader level the higher leve lobbys youll be put in
Like I said, I just play games to have fun and chill.
sometimes I'll be arguing and then realize I'm wrong halfway through the argument but I just keep arguing with them bc it's funny
ill play zelda to chill
Wow. See, when I realize I’m wrong,
It's funnier that way
I LOVE ZELDA!
i play destiny and other fps to stress myself out
sometimes when i realise im wrong i just start throwing haymakers
I'm playing through an ocarina of time romhack rn
I hate zelda.
I don't like stressing myself out playing a game
Sorry. Anyway, when I realize I’m wrong, I try to immediately apologize…
Nah because then you'll never go into a lobby and kill someone with a cool gun and get hyped, you'll just be killing people that have the same gear you do and you won't care about looting any of em
It depends on who I'm talking to honestly, in here I don't really care
im on like my 9th playthrough
Chat I have bad news
Your message wasn't delivered to bungie1@aol.com because the address couldn't be found, or is unable to receive mail.
The response from the remote server was:
552 1 Requested mail action aborted, mailbox not found
Boooooooo
I’ve been playing dark souls 3 recently and it’s so good
ragebaiting with stuff you dont genuinely believe is extremely lame. i just say stuff i genuinely believe in an inflammatory tone
Did you look up the email in the og marathon pamphlet and not their current email?
Favorite Zelda games, everyone? Go. Reply so I see it. I’m so excited. I’m wayyyy too into the Zelda franchise for my own health.

true i mean that for ranked more then anything but at the same time sbmm should be in most game but for extraction shooters its just harder to do
yeah lmao I thought it would be funny to try it
Or is that their current email
Yall fw lies of p
the one from 1994
Okay well there's your problem 😭
wind waker probably my goat because i grew up on it
Now do sekiro
Overrated franchise
You're trying to use a 30 year old email
Yeah most but not all games need it, just like when old buddy the other day said Marathon needs esports
youre overrated
Haven’t tried it, wanna beat all the souls before i get to the souls likes
I did, too. It never gets old.
Nuh uh
I've only played like 3 of em
I’ll replay bloodborne
yuh huh
I reccomend
😃…
Im properly rated
accurately rated
moderately rated
Nothing beats Ocarina of Time! My first experience with it and it's still the best to date
shush
Which ones?
nah i mean theyll proboly do tournaments because its bungie but it dosent need a esports they could do what delta force dos for there extraction mode they have a pretty big tournament side
ocarina of time is the best by far
Totally valid! It’s a classic.
Niiice.
Botw, Totk and that one where you turn into a bunny
A link to the past I think
my favorites are Majora's mask and twilight princess
totk very overrated actually, botw was ok but totk was just a mid dlc version
Hello what time will the beta test start?
Never played any Zelda but I always thought the GameCube one with the boat looked cute when I saw it in gaming mags
I have every single one except for some different versions. I have lots of game boys, too, so I switch up the console, especially when I wanna play on different platforms.
Yes
I like twilight princess
I liked it more than botw ngl
I am not a fan of the more recent Zelda games, but I recognize their value
Never.

February 26th, 1pm est
actually the server slam was today and you missed it already sorry
Great picks. Just finished TOTK. My boyfriend bought it for me for Christmas, and I couldn’t put it down for weeks.
Am I able to pre download
I think it's because I played it at launch but I played botw wayyy after it released so I knew literally everything that happened in botw already so it wasn't super impactful to me
thx
Not yet
Dont know yet
The two grim ones, very nice. Twilight Princess is my very favorite one!
Whenever I play a game I've already watched someone else play I sorta don't care cause I know everything that's gonna happen
theyre supposed to announce something for zelda soon
Movie
like for the 40th anniv no?
im kinda the opposite, i look forward to the stuff i know is coming
and a game for s2
getting to experience things after knowing what it is still feels entirely different to watching it
Depends on the game
“Mid” is a bit harsh. Sure, the dungeons were unfun, but exploring and finding new resources was great.
Really hoping they put it on the switch sometime soon
It’s very cute! Huge recommend for The Wind Waker.
Me too bro ive BEEN asking for marathon 2026 on the switch
i put a lot of hours into totk and way too many of those were serious grinding for armour upgrade materials and im not even like halfway through the game yet its just way too much
I'm fine knowing a few things but without the details so I can be like "wow I wonder what leads to that" but when I know literally everything that happens I don't really care cause I already know it all yk
I miss you guys <33 but ive been busy with work :[ i miss talking to you folks
Same. I watched playthroughs, but I still one-hundred-percent completed it without the DLC.
ya i get that
i miss giving apples and peanuts to people 😔😔😔😔
should me official marathon username be I hate applebees or alpha transbian rook
Were yall minecraft dungeons believers.??
vote marathon gen chat
MARATHON SWITCH 2 PORT WHEN
NEVER
eh not rly if u hop on ranked with the best gear it will carry u to a certain point so it will only feel like real ranked at the very top
God, HD, please. In a duo pack with Wind Waker HD.
Maybe for the 40th anniversary.. which already passed...
I'm still pissed at my past self for watching someone play through the entirety of the outer wilds cause that game is just forever ruined for me now
I was in LOVE with minecraft dungeons yall dont get it
I barely upgraded at all, skipping that headache. Game was still super accessible.
im too stupid for puzzles so i did that too just to get to experience it
How sweet.
im a mega noob so if i didnt upgrade my armour i died a lot
I've sorta stopped watching new game releases that I think I'm gonna play, I used to get super hyped about a games release but I was always too broke to buy it on launch so i watched someone play it but then when I got my hands on it I knew everything so i didn't care
WAIT ITS YOU - IM GONNA GIVE YOU A BOUQUET
You have no idea
Girl, that’s over and done with. 😅 I think we’ll have to wait for the 50th.
This kind of shit is commonplace in the server.
horror
Alright yall i gotta make my final recovery and make it to class in the morning so im gonna drink some mineral water and head to bed, yall stay safe 😛
NO! WHY??
Oh. I see.
sleep well good luck with class
Hi!! It is me! Thank you very much. 🩷
I didn't think I'd play it but then I watched it and was like goddamn it I wanna play it but it's literally ruined for me
Didn't make that mistake when I played Obra Dinn thank god
Goated game
wait a few years and stop thinking about it so you forget
Agonizing, I know.
i need ocarina with botw and totk graphics and sandbox
Any Marton enjoyers here
It's impossible for me to
There'll be a surprise Zelda direct next month, trust 🧘♀️
you'd be surprised
You, I will be playing with you come server slam (threat)
Wait 10 years. I’m so sorry.
My memory is genuinely too good when it comes to stuff like that
Manifesting…
(you literally dont have to lmao - ill be quite busy anyways)
i need OOT NAO