#🗣marathon-general-chat
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reeses tho..
👀
DEATH TO ALL APPLEBEE'S!!!!
Reese's 👀
reeses slap
You remind me that I need to buy peanut butter
I prefer chilli's anyway
Im out
way better
im in
happy pride
Chili’s is fine dining
get that woke shit out of my not woke game
People with hard autism
i've never been to chillis
That's me
there's an easy autism???
actually I'm more of a liquid autism
I didn't k now autism had difficulty
ive gaseous autism
is easy autism like the fake tiktok ones
Are u also gender fluid
Pregned autisim
guys i wanna change my gamemode to easy, pls teach me how
yes actually :)
Oh cool
Adderall
good for u
That's expensive
You too
DANGIT my doc won't give me any smh
un-adhd
Add a throwaway sentence about the startling demand for an animal-esque shell, or something
It makes them dishes look immaculate
it's like an real life mentats
it makes you lock tf in tho if you don't have adhd iirc
I should do that
puppygirl shell
I need dat
need
i don't remember what its called here
Neeyth up and awake at degen hours
Real
Neeyth sucks
I could say the same for you yousuf
or are you European I forgot
actually quite the opposite. if you lack adhd it's just easy to obtain meth
Neeyth loves Applebee's
I'm up for work
nvm its actually just not legal here LMAO
Neeyth
Adderall is a stimulant, like most ADHD medication. The goal of any type of ADHD medication is to provide the dopamine that your brain lacks by default, allowing you to do things like focus on long-term tasks and pull yourself from dopaminergic behavior.
I need a job so bad
I'll employ you
what do u work this is early ASF to get up
ik i have adhd lol
It's almost 5 gang
i'm just simplifying stuff
I mean 5 kinda early
My bad, that was for Neeyth!
actually its 11:45 for me
I know
ohhh
Hey chattt
@kindred vigil There you go, here's the thing
hey guys
adhd is crazy they diagnose you with iPad baby brain and then hand you legal meth
its pickles
i actually didn't know tho until now that adderall isn't legal in the uk
I lwk didn't know ADHD people lack dopamine
pickles :o your pfp
thats like the whole gimmic of adhd lollol
its pretty restricted because of its chemical composition
very epic pfp
I, SLOPPUS MAXIMUS CHUDDICUS
HAVE DECIDED THAT CyAc IS BASED, REASON: THE NEW SOLO BONUSES
THEREFORE, THE CURRENT STANDINGS ARE AS FOLLOWING:
ARACHNE = BASED
TRAXUS = BASED
CYAC = BASED
NUCAL = MCDONALDS AND WANNABE AMERICAN EAGLE WITHOUT SYDNEY SWEENEY HAVING GREAT JEANS //KILL ON SIGHT
TRAXUS = GRETA THUNBERG FACTION //KILL ON SIGHT
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yee sounds like it from what i'm reading
I got the lame non-stimulant, was-supposed-to-be-an-anti-depressant kind instead.
i didn't recognise you at first
What is a Chuddius
GET FUCKED CYAC ON TOP BABAYYYY
The indoors in this game looks so so good but the outdoors (specially with fog) feel souless, what you guys think
not true
or they tell you to just Get Gud
weather and enviorment feels fluid asf and not forced natural clutter
Well I would hope the weather is fluid
I'm on long release adhd meds but I used to crank an Adderall 40 every day in high school iirc. idk, it was quite a blur for me
maybe fro the alpha footage, but from the new vidoc i disagree
be weird if the weather was hard rocks
chobits pfp, epic
escape will make me cow
whats the planet that rains diamonds
also you gotta remember that Dire Marsh is meant to be really foggy- not all the maps look like that
Ι ΑΜ ΤΗΕ ΚΙΝΦ ΟΦ ΤΗΕ ΣΕΡΩΕΡ
I AM THE KING OF THE SERVER
yeah guys its a marsh kinda the point of it yknow
dire marsh is gonna have the anomaly thats gonna be exciting
... you almost got me fr
It's like a dire marsh in that map I swear, so swappy, reminds me of irl marshes 😲
I am not saying the outdoor look bad, its just indoors are on whole another level atleast for me
holy shit ikr!??
I've honestly considered switching over to a stimulant, just because I've gotten interesting results when I chase an Atomoxetine with a Monster Energy. I really gotta stop doing that, but the focus is impressive.
the indoors do slap
outdoors in april alpha had no textures you aint wrong, it was playmobile shit
oh i agree i think they did so well with interior it overshadows exterior by alot
not sure about now
i love a lot of the neon lighting they've shown for the indoors
Indoors look great ueah
April test outdoors was so bad
hey that's what I do! I've had 600mg pf caffeine and an attomoxitine today :)
that is too much caffeine
enough pill talk guys
You SCARE .e
all this adhd yap is making me wanna open my obsidian again lol
Yo holy shit I meant like 180 - 220 mgs of caffiene
Where did that person go
I'd like to believe that I'm functionally immune to caffeine now so I just drink monsters for the love of the game 🙂↕️
😟
die
ADHD FIX = STOP BROWSING TIK TOK
PILLS ARE ENGINEERED BY THE ELITE SO YOU CAN GIVE MONEY TO BIG PHARMA
ur heart aint immune bud
u gon have to get ur fluids extracted from a bag if u keep that up gng
i have adhd so cafine should be my sleep meds, but instead my body also double whammy-d me with a caffine intolerance ffs
I think my 24 hour record was a full 1k mg when I had my birthday party. I got pics if you want ^^
Train heart to failure
thats how we get stories of "dont drink energy drinks because they are bad for you" and the example is YOU that drinks 8 of them a day mf that would kill ANYONE 😭
this is my first bungie game, how do they manage their another game destiny , can anyone tell
Ohhhhh boy
like dogshit
whole story that one is
Surely this time...
adhd reacts less with caffeine tbh, its just balances it out
i dont blame them though, theyve been working on destiny for 10+ years, they probably got bored
thousand yard stare moment
thats what i mean 😭
I wonder if cod devs r bored of cod
oh actually I stopped monster recently. started drinking those water mix-ins with caffeine because they're cheaper and goad me into drinking more water. I've been having a lot of issue sleeping recently tho :/
I heard infinity ward don't wanna make a cod cuz they got their feelings hurt with the reception of mw2
game was peak asf, but later years they kinda treated monetization badly but tbh i wouldnt approach this game like it will be destiny
I'm genuinely not joking
is it not evident they are? destiny 2 has star wars shit in it and COD has the worst rapper in existence, nicki minaj
Are they bored of money?
eah but i said it in less words so i win
yeah i hope so
instead of adhd going crazy and keeping me awake, it should calm a bit and help me sleep, but my nervous system said screw u
the maximum safe amount for caffeine in a day is 400mg!! you probably shouldnt even have that much!!!
I've lived both on and off of ADHD medication. The results are different for everyone! I just know that the world in which my brain wiring would be useful (unga bunga get dopamine immediately) doesn't exist.
mixing sleeping pills and caffeine pills just to feel something
well Activision aint
fye pfp
cod devs don't like each other that's so funny to me
dont do this
like every cod dev studio have infighting
And it's usually infinity ward and raven 😭
God I wish my dopamine receptors weren't utterly fried
lock in
I am morbidly a beast curious!
dude ngl I haven't listened to that regulation in years and I've been pretty fine. doctor says I have an "abnormal heartbeat" but whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger yk
ill dm you :)
u can't tell an addict to quit they'll just do it more
one time i drank 2 5 hour energies on an empty stomach and my toes and fingertips started to tingle
my pots is scared of this chat tf
why do you have pots
they are potsexual
I've mostly reduced my caffiene intake, as my job is already plenty stressful and busy as-is
Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (aka nervous system no worky, heart go brrr overtime)
that is a long name
yeah 😭 hence pots
maybe it works out
I love my resting heart rate at 100
oh god it would be anarchy AND a standstill
fr, nothing like breathing too hard and blacking out LMAOAO
nobody won't do anything
nono
someone WILL hyperfixate on government systems and do crazy efficient shit for a month
then get bored and we'll have no progress for 2 years
"one of my oomfs is hyper fixating on the Bible? 😭"
Be hot and kiss really good and have nice butts and be good at everything
LMAO
shi must be me then
one of my oomfs is literally just smh my head lmao
yk looking back on it I drank so much monster over the span of two weeks im kinda suprised I didn't die
wtf is an oomf
oomf
Choomfies
is this like performative twitter talk
thta word is making me feel violent
it also accompanies a number of other autonomic dysfunctions which are bad for the body
One of my friends/followers
One Of My Followers, aka online mutual friend
yeah so one of my oomfs is one of my one of my friends
its the sound sully makes in that meme where his eyes go tgfdrk
pots = forcing yourself to overconsume salt fr
what is pots
I thought that's spiro
This is the positive self actualization that transcendentalist worm mother encourages
smh pickles
why are we not cooking in them
i know too many people with pots
and storing food
@pulsar cradle
one of several autonomic dysfunctions
we are everywhere muehehehe
yo these words long asf gng
i know no one with pots
stretchy skin...
you know me D:>
does that mean im in the clear as they say down in the usa
Too many joints
if u know someone with reynauds or other things maybe
yes sure
are u not American
this is shocking
dw, i was born in canada
this sounds like you're just ominously describing ehlers-danlos lmao
Ohhh
Imagine logging in and being called spiritually American
im pickles
im sorry
European spotted I already know
dw im not canadian so im blessed
i heard canadians hate being called american
neeyth i thought you were british
They do
having fun scaring the med student with my nefarious concoction
I'm american
can you guys let me know what i should add to this, its a stat tracking site for marathon https://www.marathonintel.com/
wut da helly
Does my education knowledge not show I'm American
many europeans enjoy insinuating such a thing
idk ur kinda strange
i fear i haven't paid that much attention 😭
(actually lived on the east coast my entire life, I'm only up because I've got a fever and have decided to post worm from the shower)
You've seen stranger things
say that again
no idea
worm?
Californian 🥀🥀

east coast post shower humidity is horrendous
it wasnt until i moved west that i realized u can actually dry off after a shower
add grenade percentage uses, and meds uses would be kinda kewl
I actually fucking love breathing water.
U like drowning gng
i prefer to drink water
bro has gills
I was out west for field studies for a few months and it took me weeks to re-learn how to breathe and to drink water rather than just absorb ambient humidity through my skin and mucosal linings
eureka! 💡
my first few weeks in the nw were plagued with fucking endless bloody noses
I'm gullible enough to not fucking know if ur joking or not
bro is alien
they had to cauterize it several times bc it wouldnt take
How r u asorbing air
I should have mine cauterized because same but it's likely more of a high blood pressure thing here at sea level where my lungs belong
pickle
This week on wormposting, are hydrogeologists people
no
no
cake
dont worry about it
Often co-morbid with pots tbh
☝️ water inside da rocks
it is bc pots is just a subsection of overall autonomic issues
well you need 100 of them for it to boil so yeah
i get it
i think ur short 112
this sounds like an american
yes
what the fuck is a kilometer
my back hurts
let me crack it
i need
Who uses kelvins
yk what's really fucked up
what is that
my back
help is on the way
physic
They be cracking in the chat
and fuck rankine
the fact that I actually fixed my adhd attention span problems by drinking inhuman amounts of caffeine
🚬
it is a surprisingly good medication for adhd
Better living thru chemistry
like ever since I started drinking a monster every 6 hours every day; I haven't forgotten to do anything, I got my grades up, I even clean and cook on a regular basis.
methylphenid
am I going to die at 50? maybe. but at least I'm not dying a neet!
You rang?
oh and fuck dirac
Yes get me a shower monster (pipeline punch) and refill my mint juul pod supply immediately
I'd also take a Newport
Boy breakfast
boykfast
what a unfortunate existence to have adhd, so far yet so close to being ideal
humans evolved to this level from fire
I'm sure we all know how it feels to have food in the fridge but nothing to eat
idk i just eat my roomates
being a lazy chef sucks bc im an ingrediant household my ahh cant snack
yee i'm currently being assessed for it or HSD sob
also hi i'm kinda back, i got soup hehe
😭
Welcome back
what kind of soup
I can cook stuff with instructions, my creativity is that of a brick with most things. But I never want to cook or never feel like doing it. I don't know why. It seems fun, I just got some reason never want to.
I love being naturally predisposed to gayming due to it being the only modern task that replicates the short-term task based dopamine loop the mental architecture was designed for
All these birds pmo
I want that nasty nucal she-crab soup rn
Theres like 50 birds in the chat
mmm yummy nucal crickets
professionally cooking for 8 years has me cooked
lets kill the birds
We kill mustard first
agreed
no bird killing pls
Ur next buddy
ill see you in game I guess.
Nice work brother
8 more days
9*
U getting slimed in the first hour
I hope the dev's increase when it releases by 5 days.
Now I dont wanna
We got promotions in the chat now
I highly doubt that I would but sure.
Aint nobody clicking that link buddy
roast chicken and veg hehe
Sup
tyty
It’s me Jane sekiguchi aka Dutch van der linde
Financial Simulation
Soup
Bruh
nice! I been eating a lot of chicken and broccoli but no soup maybe ill try it.
dead things dont speak
I'm rich 😁
no more talking
You see the entire mission for the USEC Marathon was to come to Tau Ceti to do developmental research on primordial artifacts pertaining to male pregnancy. The entire goal of the USEC from the beginning starting with Strauss, to develop a male womb capable of birthing more men to fight for his unstoppable army...
"looking for testers" GAME CAME OUT LAST SUMMER
ooo :0 wait broccoli soup sounds like it would slap negl
I think a big part of it is the fact that while I absolutely love meat, I also completely despise touching raw meat.
Borcolli the rat
July 29 2025 release date
Buy me collectors edition then
Tfw no nucal bowl for soup experiences
REAL i use cooking gloves for this cause of my autism
Goddamn same
i see
let a guy make a game cmon guys
nah I'm big and greedy
redistributing the wealth sounds like a communist idea 🤔
anyone else thing the ingame icons could be updated, maybe I can get use to them when I play who knows.
Timeout
im pretty sure promotion is against the rules
1 hour timeout
nah its good
At least it's a real game
Gloves don't help. It's the same way with heights. I feel the viscosity.
Mods ban that guy
ahh i see
I fear nothing except mpreg
Hey guys please play this game made by Bungie called marathon
just do it stop being a wuss 🙄
I never been in game, just watched old and a little bit of new updated version hope I like it when i play.
transmascs GET EM
Yall just scared
im a retired speaker
Thats the learning curve
that was my past
Holy delayed internet
male reproduction.. imagine the incomprehensible power
i move onto new horizons
u not in the destiny universe pickes
animal crossing
Feels like people want items highlighted for them which they already are by rarity and icon
@primal frigate what getting use to the icons lol? I hope off the rip I enjoy them.
He in dihstiny
It sucks because I have a few ideas of what I could make, but it would include me forcing myself to do something I hate as a process.
Yes understanding them
animal crossing is what you call when you see zelda crossing the road
hellloooo o o o
Hey
Suh
Off the juice !
idk if maybe something like pre-prepped meat would help? cause then you don't need to touch it to slice etc maybe?
oh yeah I even guess there is like 400 mods from what I heard so yeah that would be a learning curve for sure
hello creature
how is everyon doing today
specimen*
horrid
halloooo
🟣 got me tripping
I'm doing like shit
good, eating soup muehehe
I'm kitten the day just started it's 5am
im doing good listening to ai music lol..
get out
while you still breathe
why listen to AI when you could listen to VSynth
Guys help where’s Tahiti
It just feels weird when people are saying they wont play the game or that its shit because of icons 😭 , not saying you did that but in general
The goat is here
give me game recommendations before the server slam
tahiti is a magical place
Tahiti is on Tau Ceti 4
I love roleplay gimmick accounts here
They're actually the same
i just saw you were jane sekiguchi omg
Maybe it's the fact that I'm slightly fearful of salmonella? Idk. It still sucks though. Idk what's holding me back when it comes to cooking.
@primal frigate yeah I feel that, ill like it anyways. @weak saddle idk what Vsynth is looking it up. @pulsar cradle never.
I’m literally Dutch van der linde himself
my name is pickles, who am i? truly a question all and even myself ask. the ocean puts my mind at ease.
using @ to reply to multiple le ppl is beast mode
maybe sekiguchi could help arthur with the current state he is in
Fever update: 100.2
omg Vsynth as an anime music? lol
Why would you be afraid of him? He makes pretty good videos I think
I’ve been a bad man, sister
I’m afraid my time is coming to an end
Something something plan
I’m gonna use some cheese
That's.... Not what I mean 
chat changed server name how does it look
You sir, are a fish.
kinda cringe or
AAAAGHHHHHHHHHH
Cringe
ppl have worss names here ur good
John Marston > Arthur Morgan
your willful ignorance summons another appendage
Spooky
fuck you >:(
You should be sent to the bronze bull
ahh, that sucks :( if it helps, salmonella is very rare!! my bff with contamination ocd has a huge paranoia around salmonella tho so i get it
Hosea Matthews > John marston
Can I roll a perception check to figure out what it is?
The gang failed without Hosea
the bronze bull of everlasting torment
Damn
I eat raw meat daily
Could be paranoia, yeah.
Tfw names
depends on the country- in some places it can be safe to eat some raw meats
powerline noises 24hr loop
I never have got sick from meat. Knock on wood.
Mmmm, gas station sushi
24hr marathon safe opening alarm
Gas station glizzies
Who up eating the nucal sushi slurry
ick I used to sleep to power line noises
I'm never really sick ever I'm kinda built diffy
Doesn't help that if I were to cook, it'd be cooking a LOT. Got 3 children and 2 full grown adults to feed if I do that.
Dude I ordered from a gas station so much they turned off their app ordering crazy lol...
Big back
yay!
I've only ordered delivery from a gas station like twice ever and both times were cause I was hungry but too broke to get anything good
Turning the humidifier on my cpap to maximum
Actually I think one time was cause I wanted Krispy Kreme
gas station rewards are goat, sometimes if you order so much they give free food.
Give me the vapor
Frfr
i've never had station food before tbh
Every gas station here has Sausage Rolls so they've always got smth good
BP has Krispy Kreme too
the 🌬️ station
The Bowser station
El Montery Monster Taquitos. That's it.
I wouldnt say live off gas station food, because basically its all processed, but if you get a good one that has whole foods its nice.
aint no party like a __ party??
marton
durandal party
MIDA party
Worm party
which faction do you think does the most drugs.
nucal for sure
Nucal
Arachne 100%
Nucal pills
I mean they supply but do you think they take?
for the sake of food development, everything must be eaten once
Nucaloric are the producers
I think mida would idk
Sekgen probably has dedicated performance enhancing drug glands printed
stop with this sorcery
NuCaloric makes yummy notburgers
notbrownies fr
but if your dreams still lives, if that castle still gleams just as brightly in your eyes, then it is your obligation to lay the stones that surround you now
worm brownies for sekiguchi lol
📈
dude ngl if they can make doritos that taste like a burger they can definitely make a liquid that tastes like burger in the big 26
borger
🚬
now all we need is that stupid share cup and we're set
nucal share burger liquid irl
they can't even get gluten free shit to not taste like cardboard 😔 but we hopium ig
yummy bugs
📈

I think it would be funny if you mixed Huel with Monster instead of water
italy has already banned synthetic meat lol
honestly that is a very difficult and different problem that is entirely the fault of beef proteins and the mayard reaction
💣

what does italy have against the vegetarians??
they're never gonna make "vegan" beef that actually tastes good unless we reopen beef synthesis from lab grown tissue and even then is that even "vegan"
right idk they must not like bills meats.
just settle for a veggie bean patty at least those taste good sometimes
Who up synthesizing beef
XENON smells like beef
the tiger represents savagery. the tiger lives on blood and murder, and the lamb represents innocence. both parts are perfect and necessary, truly the art of nature.
Who's that?
🙂
nono you own that
fake chicken is probably a lot easier to synthesize but I have no clue why. I could talk all about why making vegan beef is impossible tho
you will eat soybean slop and you will LIKE IT
Funny thing I just realized. MIDA is always called MIDA, Nucaloric is usually called NuCal, CyberAcme is usually called CyAc, Arachne is... Arachne, Traxus is just called Traxus, but Sekiguchi Genetics is NEVER CALLED IT'S OWN NAME, it's always SekGen or Sekiguchi.
I could be a shrimp farmer if/when gold collapses and annihilates my industry
I've had fake chicken once and it sucked
Sekigucci Gang
forres gunp
It tasted and had the exact texture of chicken noodles it was bad
fake meat would have to be like popular through out before I would eat it.
But that was years ago so it's probably better now
new gen stuff ain't too bad. it's reslly dry tho so you should try to probably sautee or broil it
I mean I'm not gonna stop eating meat anytime soon anyways
let everyone else beta taste synthetic meat
Without a lived life within the meat there is no juice?
anything thay introduces new liquid is good, especially if its so form of broth or wine that introduces more flavor to mask the fake-ness
My brother went vegetarian for like almost a year once and then he gave up cause he accidentally ordered a pizza with ham and was like "That look good AF tho"
why are we talking about slop food
Brain is currently cooking itself
lol
The average intelligence of humanity is trending downward
I had a vegan burger once that had stuff like kewpie mayo and good-ass seasoning, and that did the trick for me. I just wish I wasn't allergic to things like Almond Milk. Granted, I'm mostly a meat-eater
yeah that biggest problem with most fake meat is that you can't introduce moisture as well as real meat and that ends up fucking with a lot pf things that are very important for that "real meat" feel. (ex. Mayard reaction, fiber tensing, basting, etc.)
more scroll = less iq apparently.
vegan this fake that, sounds like slop justification to me
chat, have we found the codes for the new contracts
as much as I hate how much material it takes to produce a single cow to maturity for slaughter, there is literally no replacement that is accepted globally and legal.
I think so? Idk what they are though
cows are awesome to eat
They just gotta put artificial souls in and let them be fake animals for a bit before making them into fake meat. Then there will be juice.
I don't even know how to do those contract code things.
guys all that coffee talk earlier convinced me to wage war against my nervous system (i got a toffee nut latte) if i don't come back yk what happened 🫡
i dont think ur understanding how much meat cows give ]
Type a code into #new-noise or smth
luh
It's ARG stuff
its rlly not alot to raise a cow in the grand scheme of thigns
i ate vegan nuggets that are based on soy and wheat protein and they feel pretty meat like and taste is pretty good too
yee /contract and then the codes
I would argue that the largest thing we lose, as time goes on, is the ability to synthesize information and engage in critical thought. It's like the complaints about the lack of media literacy.
fairly processed but idk
ARG RNG?
The arg is cool and I'll probably pay attention to it but I probably won't really participate
something to do with a keyword you type here in the discord channels and they reply with a message that you can turn into a code to enter into #leaderboard I think?
It's /contract (log ass code) in #new-noise
I see
Unless the arg gives me stickers to put on my shell's ass I'm comfy ignoring it and not learning hex codes
They're hidden in stuff like YouTube descriptions or on https://tauceti.world/explorer
they taste amazing! they also drink so much water that you'd probably lose money unless you had some form of well or groundwater supply on your ranch if you grew 100 cows
what does ARG mean tho
I thought it was the contract button you hit in #leaderboard to enter the code
Alternate reality game
I mean, same command so it probably works in both
gotcha
It's basically a puzzle outside of the game irl that leads to maybe some in-game lore or clips and stuff
it's not "ai botfarm GPU cooling hell" bad but it's more water than is readily availible for like... a small town or any non-southern large scale grazing location to house.
The last one led to the save the date trailer for the Vidoc last year
Tfw no mantle-water extraction to retrieve the multiple giga-oceans that have been subsumed under the planetary crust to give to nucal™ nucows™ to share with friend mouth
Plus a bunch of websites with story info about a few factions and some funny NuCal ads
Tastes like meat. Isn't. Is very funny
can you share with my friend mouth
well technically you can make the nucal liquid burger without beef. it's all about synthetic seasonings and chemicals that make you think you're drinking beef.
Of course
of course
I doubt that anyone could breed and farm cattle on TC4
of course
compiler juice
@quartz abyss when are we playing overwatch dude
It makes me think of the Coca-Cola recipie. We have now found ways to almost perfectly chemically replicate the formula without the de-cokanized coca leaves. However, the taste of these two are not the same.
food science is fucking crazy
They don't need cows they've got ticks and their yummy yummy milk
premium tick milk
Yummers
again, they made doritios thay taste exactly like a burger and it's a fucjing affront to god. I love them and I'm so mad they were limited time
This choomf doesn't like his tick milk
9 DAYS WHOS HYPED
Go hit the gym and eat healthy
Me !
Sounds hard
i'm so ready to get body slammed by bots
ME ME ME ME
those bots look like they're really annoying if you let them call reinforcements
kinda wish it was this weekend but oh well
im so ready to slam softshells
🔥DEBT TO MEGACORPS WOOOO 🔥
ur all f'ed
excited to slam a monster and see how much dogshit I can extract with
dont really know why they put it on the weekend before launch
you dont have the stomach to live such a life
I wanna fight the locale bosses
What's the flavor of choice?
its a server capacity test
well sure but it could be done this weekend aswell
the new passion one is great but nothing beats classic ultra blue imo.
I wish it was this weekend because I have this Friday off
think a lil
how do i do that
They could do it right now
too bad they discontinued classic blue :/ i think...
🙏
I've said before that I like Monster Rehabs, but I also quite enjoy Pipeline Punch. I also really liked Aussie Lemonade, while that was still a thing
Monster is aight
i mean, at least it means that there's only 3 days after the dest before we can hop back in again
they could and it would make more sense than 3 days before launch
otherwise it'd be 10 days or smth
I'm more of an alcoholic myself
because if they found any issues they atleast had a week to fix them
I love pipeline punch but it has sugar so minus points
aussie lemonade tastes like piss and not in the good way
I wish it was this week because I got the entire week off!
theres a good way?
I mean I doubt there'll be many issues and if there were it'd probably be stuff they can fix pretty easy
oh hell nah
we will see
The less I know the better, frankly.
What's the good way
its so... viceral. and like has that alcohol bitterness without being alcoholic
Piss?
piss?
Fucking love pipeline, and I only drink real™ full sugar
I don't like Coke
my representatives have informed me not to explain further without my lawyer present
It's too sweet and fizzy
I can’t wait for the server slam
I did not need ANY amount of explanation for your watersports ventures
i drink zero, and yeah the fizzines is like the only downside for me
I just wanna play the game again man
Pepsi is better but I'll drink L&P anytime it's an option
9 days left
my bad
YOU ARE BANNED
I've never played it
Things get really strange after midnight, don't sweat it too much
Fair
im drinking it cuz im trying to lose weight
Who up sipping a premium nucal™ golden shower© on Tau Ceti
nucal would never
I hope the thief grappling hook has fun physics
it doesnt unfortunately
it looks really stiff from what I've seen
NuCaloric Golden Shower™
Tastes like piss.
Is.
Aww
just like a portable a -> b zipline almost
I hoped I could relive the fun times I had in apex with pathfinder
Is it not just the strand grapple
if you want good grapples play destiny
It's probably just strand again, which isn't bad at all
or titanfall 2
lightfall was dogshit but hey at least the grapple was fucking banger
Just don't expect to do grapple jumps
Overall it sucked but strand is pretty great
Tbh titanfall grapple would be too fast paced for this game
Gameplay was fun tho, maybe due to strand
strand revolutionized a lot of shit if you think about it
Strand has been the go to for solo speedrunning content for quite some time
Unironically the Lightfall story could have been better if it was paced better
Yeah people compare it to apex for some reason because they're both "hero shooters" with slides and stuff but if you try to play it like apex you'll just overheat and die
No
okay cool good
Nah but you’re a sitting duck
You'll die if you overheat ... and then get shot to death
No but you cant sprint or anything so you'll be caught out in the open is what I'm saying
Xenon meant as if you overheat in a fight you can’t really do movement and die to enemies
Titanfall like stuff would be too fast paced for any game that isn't Titanfall, you need to balance the entire game around it and even then Titanfall itself wasn't that balanced around it either with how fast some players could get
That
That lack of balance was honestly pretty fun, though! Maybe less in a game with crazy stakes like this one
no one is ready for STATIK and it shows ☹️
I had so much fun breaking peoples ankles with pathfinder grapple
Titanfall was balanced around the fact you called in giant mechs
That too, but i was mostly talking pilot gameplay
you'd probably enjoy destroyer then
Alrighty, it's bed time. Y'all take care!
Stealing a battery and then throwing a nade in the hole was so sick in Titanfall
Gn
Cuz even that applies to the mechs when there were some pilot so fasts that some Titans couldn't target them
I played him a lot in the closed technical test
sleep well! had fun talking to you about my caffeine addiction
Sleep well
hi
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Hello
I think only scorch could deal with insanely skilled movement pilots, cuz AOE
a bungie dev is playing hades 2 right now
Just shit white phosphorus and e-smole everywhere
its 3 am in pacific standard time
I am looking forward to trying this game
They would bait it
so called "skilled movement" when tone exists
Fair warning ppl in here might be annoying about your Arc tag, ignore them they're annoying
Tone isn't that insane, but fair
was a scorch main, much preferred mech to pilot
hitscan 1 tap fuckshit ☹️
Oh hey it's Wednesday
NUH UH
haha I figured that would happen. I respect those who don’t like it, I’ve heard good reasons. I just currently like it a lot, but I might like this game a lot as well when it releases
I don't care personally but for some reason people wanna pit the games against each other in a fight to the death even though they can 100% coexist just fine
Before I go, one last note: Ion's lazer is the best flyswatter there ever was
The problem isn’t that we don’t like Arc players, its that some arc players come here and just spout bullshit to obviously ragebait or get a reaction
Hell it'll probably be a good thing
hey i have playtest of marathon but i cant play it what do i do?
There are arc players here that I know who are good people
Okay but nobody ever played Ion
Competition breeds innovation and all that
But i agree Ion was good against pilots
Yeah it goes both ways though sometimes
That is also true
some people in that server have issues but maybe that’s a thing on all servers
That’s just Discord in general
People are just like that, there's not much you can do about it outside of ignoring them
there isnt an active playtest
server slam 26th
I don't actually have issues with Arc that much, i just love making fun of it and it's strange community who seem allergic to PVP to a ridiculous extent
I have a few problems with Arc but those are personal problems
i hate it's movement system
progression boring, quests boring, top weapons boring
but other than that, as a game idc about it
where can I find more about factions
I don't take issue with the game outside of like one thing but the community seems annoying sometimes
I don’t like third person PvP shooters and games that have quests not being connected to progression
But that doesn’t mean I hate Arc
I "love" camping around corners watching through third person
I admit that its a good game that opened the doors of extraction shooters to casual playerbase
They've released a couple Vidocs on the Marathon YouTube channel that go into them a bit and they've released clips of all of them on Twitter and TikTok and stuff
NuCal on top
fair thats probably the biggest boon
i guess i agree but also don't at the same time
okay I’ll go check it out
I don't think it's a type of game that should be made casual
extraction shooters as a genre?
I mean I think it works
Like sure Arc has its problems but dont lie to me when its obvious that it changed peoples sentiment against extraction shooters
Because before Arc when you mentioned extraction shooters people always went with Tarkov
It just feels like a lot of people playing it don't want an extract shooter tho, just a PVE coop game
i think arc getting popular benefitted all the other extraction shooters
WHich is odd
That I agree but that’s more of its community and not the game
I think it's better that Marathon is leaning more competitive but I don't think an entire genre should always be leaning competitive, if it works as a casual experience then cool
extraction shooters are gonna end up being the next battle royale for a few years imo
And to me, if you keep diluting something, at some point it just barely is what it was supposed to be, in this case an extract shooter
They sorta already have been, they've just all died
Tarkov is never going away because the only thing that will kill it, is itself
people say the genre is oversaturated but it really isnt
hunt aint the same as tarkov or marathon tho
A bunch of AAA shooter companies have added extraction modes to their existing games but since they don't know what makes an extraction shooter good and they're trend chasing they're not very good
its an extraction shooter still
oversaturated is just thrown without meaning
its more capture the flag than extraction lol
Correct me if im wrong but isn't Marathon the first true AAA dedicated extraction shooter?
I don't think so
you go in with gear, you can extract with better gear or bounty, there are pve elements, and when you die you lose your gear and your hunter
Division counts, i think?
All the others are either Indie, AA or side modes for existing games no?
idk what your definition of extraction is
Marton 9 days
yep i think so
but not really a dedicated extraction shooter
so i think marton is first
I actually agree with him a little on hunt
Yeah but that was one area in the division, you technically never had to do it but Marathon is 100% an extraction shooter
In hunt the loot you go in with isnt valuable at all lol
not all extraction games share fanbases, might be classified as an extraction game but it aint the same as tarkov
i never said that
Sure you can judge it on that, that's fair
And you dont get any valuabke loot in-game either
i just said its an extraction shooter
You do the objective kill everyone and leave
Extraction shooters aren't oversaturated at all, there's like 2 mainstream extraction shooters lol
Hunts pretty mainstream
Most of them also die very quickly
hunt has no loot, its not a looter extraction game, its purely pvp
Yeah the people that roll their eyes about how extraction shooters are oversaturated are dumb
An oversaturated market imo, would be, survival crafting open world games
It has guns, scarce weapons, scarce traits, technically loot
I can name 3 that are out right now that still exist and are popular
too many of those 😭
Arc, Hunt and Tarkov
not in a consistent way to make it a looter game
Or brs
Thats what im saying
its purely pvp based capture the flag with an extraction mechanic
Yeah that sounds rught
Arc, tarkov and marathon share vastly more similarities
Ah I see it’s argument o’clock
Dark n Darker is super niche but otherwise idk
Hello
Or that i guess, altho i can't remember any big BR that came out recently
i played that shit for 5 hours and uninstalled ngl lol
I think to be a true extraction shooter you've gotta go in with the explicit goal to get loot and leave
same
the combat was so ass
Dark n Darker always felt like it was streamer bait to me
Not really? More debate o'clock
basically was cuz when they stopped playing it it died
lmao
Yeah exactly
nah devs fucked up big time
it had a big playerbase still
but devs ruined it
The lawsuit thing or something else?
Ah i see
A tale as old as time
which could easily be a marathon situation if shells aint balanced
This reminds me of the Culling
its gonna be interesting to observe
Amazing game up until the devs fucked the balance
then it died, they did the shitty sequel
died even harder
now that felt like a streamer game
The culling came back and tried pay to play didn't it?
The devs of that game are so out of touch
Also impossible to find good vids about culling without youtube thinking you're looking for Jujutsu Kaisen videos what the fuck
Has anyone played the cycle frontier lol
Why TF would you play shitty pubg that you've gotta pay for each match when you could just play pubg
If you mean culling 2 yeah
Where can we post community creations on here?
yes and I got killed by a cheater and uninstalled
There were a bunch of BRs that came and went during the boom and there's like 2 I'm sad died
1 was very unlike PUBG, it was melee centric with guns being pretty rare
Yeah that killed the game, wish it wasnt free
Hyperscape and Spellbreak
Doesn’t let me post in there
Yeah I heard the cycle was pretty great but they had actually no anti cheat
I used to say tarkov was my favorite cuz I played like 500 hours of it, but I got so frustrated from it
and then the devs being stupid
The only deadass exfill games with potential coming out amidst the sea of shit titles are: Marathon, HUNGER, beautiful light
Tarky is still my fav but it's like an abusive relationship
I've never played an extraction shooter
all the other shit looks generic like that pubg exfill game lol
if I play Tarkov its only SPT
That one is shut down since April
HUNGER looks so good
I want to like FOrever Winter but it needs so many more updates and polish
#🎨marathon-community-art-chat is the open one
Theses days, same, online Tarky isn't worth the headache
i have my reservations after seeing a streamer play but ill wait
I think to survive as an extraction shooter nowadays you've gotta have a style that isn't a milsim cause that's just tarkov
apparently the art is super good but the devs just arent good devs
I just watched the riloe video on it
Riloe my goat
it just looks too clunky atm
though I think he glazes some games too much
i think Marathon and Beautiful light will be the next big exfill games
It feels like a game made 90% by artists and barely anything else, it's very rough on every aspect but art direction lmao
fair I kinda like it
This guy modelled her toes or sum wtf #🎨marathon-community-art-chat message
pretty much lmao just makes me feel sad
Thief toes 🤤
It needs a lot of updates
Whyd they do this
doesnt she have toes
Pretty sure
But WHY
Toes are useful
They're sorta the only reason bipeds work
We run hella good cause we have toes
Also a bunch of other stuff
Idk biomechanics is complicated
Miyazaki when you ask him why every character is barefoot
Nah he's just freaky like that
kojima when you ask why he always makes a sexy woman barefoot
Why so much details tho 😭
It's hot
...
I know for sure if I were a game dev I'd make sure every woman shows pits frfr
My bad yall
I'm tired
singlehandedly killed the chat 😭
Probably because it's past midnight
yeah everyone is asleep
freak o clock
Nah, valid gang
Thanks goat
Everybody ran away it’s midday in Europe
Yeah i'm at lunch break rn