#🗣marathon-general-chat
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If it was blackbird I’ll enslave whoever they want. Your wish is my command queen
coffee time ❤️ might take a big nice long fart aswell
thank you
Muzarell
sekiguchi
I hope you are not barista
i will copulate with thief
sekiprada
we're just making up words on the spot now
sekibelanciaga
the fuck is a traxus
suckagooch
Jesse, we need to produce more balenciaga
Here's the thing
how do i acess the alpha test guys ?
/playtest
sekigucci gang
/joinplaytest
sekiprada gang
I didnt even see what bro got muted for
if only it were possible...
damn he was out of here quick
/playtest
timezones bro
lol
I didnt mean to quote you but it works too
10 days and i don't have the money for this game xd
u glt 10 days to find a job then
do you by any chance have the contract code so that i may join your ranks
Who trying to squad up during the server slam ?
HMU
What’s your cash app brokie I got you? #traxusgang
goddamit i cant wait to play again how do i play bro please i need it right now
you wont believe this
channels and roles menu?
apologies
believe this meatus
Traxus doesn't do giveaways...
😭I was gonna send him a request for wasting our time
40 beans? You better figure that out before you worry about marathon
no apolocheese for new woims
Guys i dont understand how the contracts work
it just does
you put the code into the contract
same gang lmao
/contract codehere
You get the quest, and go do what it says
you do that in new-noise
🫡
I agree with that
What is the contract stuff everyone’s been talking about I’m confused?
You better knock it off
/playtest dw bout it
I’m so dead ass 😭
You just had to be there #thosewhoknow
Oh hellllllllllllll nah
Come on mister show me something
can i have marton yet
No
Rats shall use Assassin, Thief, and Rook the most
who's Scout 
please 🥺
They're basically fancy contracts things that you try to solve, but only if you're good with hexadecimal codes and such cuz that's how they're formatted
Nobody knows
This is all information that I've read, so if I'm wrong I apologize
peak
A character from the hit game team fortress two
Atleast i represent what i am supporting nucaloric furry lover
A loving father
/contract code:77afc4bc-466a-4625-9645-190afa748ded
based
worm kisser
I feel like having conversations in this chat is already like playing marathon
🤏
🔥



bro that new gameplay clip is sooooo gooooood
Do they get anything from doing it
you been uh making payments on your worms lilah
i see chinese leaked gameplay
They aren’t leaks 😭
people got a link to buy shirts back in 2023/24
on their official youtube
I don't believe so...I could be wrong but I don't remember anybody saying you get anything from it 🤷♀️
Oops...I just can't help it
It's too tempting
The wait for marathon is pushing people to their limits huh lol
it's mostly related to eventual ARGs in the past
during the arg era in april last yeah top 5-10 got alpha access
Damnnn
I'd just sit in vc channels where people were trying to figure out all the ARG stuff and pretend I knew what they were doing
I had zero idea what was going on but it was nice to just watch
no rewards yet for the latest dac users, but maybe they will give us some ingame cosmetics for people who been leveling up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAiAAd4lkm0&t=1s u can quickly do those to get lvl 2
the arg was so coolwith how everyone was basically mida hackers digging up uesc files
i took part in one step where we were uploading our dacs into the UESC website felt like a hackerman fr
Oh I haven't seen it I should take a look
all I did was log into the site that played the reveal trailer in ASCII version 💀
/farsight or whatever we did
did i miss the fucking arg
FUCK
nah
👀
im lying
two new contracts went online earlier if you not trolling
you did
oh wait r u talking about the old arg
back in april yeah
wouldnt you like to know weatherboy
paws at you

come closer
haiiiii
r u still at home moose
no i at dorm now
i gotta put away laundry tho
🙁
Woot woot
woot woot
A win is a win man
Ew
#MARATHONSWEEP
That is making my ass itch just thinking about school work
#MarathonSweep #ProcrastinatingOnThatShit
just wanted to let everyone know there seems to be stock for Collector's Edition on EU Bungie store (no game code) if you're wanting one
#Marathontakeover
I gotchu 🙏
i want guac on my guac and instead of a tortilla i want guac and no rice just guac
can you do that for me lilah
here come geoffrey
Woah there 😅 I'm glad to see how ready you guys are for Marathon but make sure your responsibilities are tended to as well!
Oh don't even fret Bob
true
On it rn
#HighguardHabits
🙂↕️
#skinrunners
Skibidi marathon club
big talk coming from a big biscuit
just wait for panic to set in, it's the only way anything gets done
Server slam is free
embed failure
I pre-ordered the 1 billion marathons edition
mpreg failure
is guac free?
Chat, why did I wait so long to read Mistborn?
licks your paws
NuCal gotta answer that im afraid
lemme see
I can blow you up for free
can you blow up my guac for free
Yes
How studying got me feelin rn fr
oh my god miso soup
#feeldat #needsomemethorsmthtostopthat
anybody else jus wanna chew on the little sekiguchi worm, it prolly tastes like a gusher
have you tried dipping your notes in guac
whats up with you and guac
Never had it
@agile mason
Am i missing out
u da real missing out 💯
Hmm 🤔 I shall give it a try
have you tried dipping your mustard in guac
oh damn …
Type shit
can i dip you in guac
lilah that’s all you slime
only when there's traffic
gotta ask lilah if there is enough guac
Ehem...I don't believe it is my responsibility to help Bird with his stress... 😃
It's all you Brandon
theres nothing we can do
Don't even fret, made some extra today
yayyyyy
traxus guac analyst
🥑
quotes that take me back to my birth
wowow so prepared lilah you're gonna crush it on the guac test
top guacer
no no … by all means Ill leave that to you 😭
top 10 jokes ever
Oh why thank you Bob 🙂↕️
top of her guac
no brandon i want YOU
u da real biscuit 🙏
You don't want to know what my solution is...I don't think Bird would like it
I’m all ears
👂
dips ears in guac
liedrogen bomb
It involves being ✨ productive✨
🙂↔️
See
I like dat
I tried Brandon
imma do it later dw
I would have said the same
👂 👈
Ah, good to know
Quit sticking your finger in your ear m8, we talked about this
oppenheimer should've split the guac and made the guactomic bomb and dropped it on canada
lalalalalalalala cnqat hear you lalalalalal
remember that guy who said he was bleeding out of his ear in marathon general
what he say fuck me for
GUAC-A-TOA
GUAC TUAH
I have finally been unmuted.
What does the c word with a y after it mean?? I didn’t realize it was mute worthy jeez
🫃
I preordered the deluxe edition as well
My freaking septum hurts, apparently she hit a small amount of cartilage 😭😭😭
oh it’s real fam
aura blud
going on twitter, saying that marathon is the arc raiders killer and putting my phone in my ass on vibrate
#1 marathon deluxe pre-orderer
There are no such rich people.
🍪
🤲
no notis dude got no motion
thanky ou
Ofc 🙂↕️
big j go away
What’s the new contract code
Puppygirls, heed my call. I summon you hounds
ngl wish I could get the collectible version. shit looks cool
it's real crodie
you really bird fan?
Would anyone be able to tell me how the contracts work? Do you actually get anything? Or any lore unlocks or something?
my names rea too
Their phones are all dead it's ok they'll get back to me when they're charged
yeah
hello twins
name a bird
I think you're lying
she dont got internet
owl
nah you lyin
oops I ate it
Someone has the code what is it
You're no twin of mine Missy
previously there were rewards for top performers. latest round nothing yet
if you’re the #1 bird fan which bird is best?
You'd have way more luck saying something like "ugh these pups are brickhons, never gonna be a passoid, just another failwife."
great horned owl
Can't tell the difference I got bird blindness
Bald Eagle change your name sir
bald eagles are so lame and corny
I speak english
birdcist
bald eagles got ZERO aura they dont even sound cool
I’ve been successfully raged baited
every single falcon mogs bald eagles
Me too!
I think you're projecting
It's okay
honest opinion on the birds on tau ceti?
I’m not gonna sit here and debate the greatest nation in modern history to a fake bird fan.
charbroiled chicken got mad aura lilah
That's what I'm sayinnnnn
Netherlands?
yeah the netherlands saved the entire world from communism
nah ima do my own thing
Insert Spiderman clip
ur pfp looks like a mug shot
who
When did we start talking about China
is your pfp you?
is yours
China is pretty cool ngl. as far as quality of living China and Japan win
🤏
stop pinching people bob dammn

facts
golden eagle clears
omg haii timmmy hiaiiii :3333
Hi Tim
play something else lol 🥀
bob do u fw nirvana
🤏
🔥
my name is Closed Alpha Playtester
I need to extract.
Closed Alpha Playtester do u fw nirvana
I’m addicted to extracting.
i know you
Destiny 2 Renegades lawless frontier smuggle on europa
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The world didnt need saved from communism, communism would have sorted itself out in its collapse if it was meant to be that way.
-
Netherlands has stroopwaffel
i know you too
omg hai lilah 👋
yeah well
i wuv you timmy 😁
Thanks ive not been to jail atp in my life, good to know i can pass as a convict
Big ups to tim for the septum recommendation
How bad did your septum piercing hurt on a scale form 1-10
Someone here was about to win a court case for a felony they committed
Uh my piercer hit a little bit of cartilage so im not the one to ask 😭😭😭
havent heard much of their other stuff other then smells like teen spirit
listen to breed
its fun
is the glitch achromatic skin in the season 1 pass
Ohhh that's what you were talking about earlier. I see I see 🤔
Ok
no one knows
i want that skin so bad😭 😭
I got my left nostril pierced last year and it didn't hurt too bad, but I started crying naturally cuz of it. I'm curious if it'd hurt less or worse than that
uhuh
Like my piercer did ts wrong, it wasnt my usual lady, the shop told me to chill and that this one was trained by the other one.
Next thing I know, my tear ducts empty, my head feels funny, and everything tastes minty. Unbearable pain for hours that night. Mostly fine since but worse swelling and dull pains than other people who got septums. Just be careful and make sure you dont move during the piercing at all. Maybe also dont go in the last 2 hours of the shift, handle it earlier in the shift for piercer.
damn
#septumtheory
hope ur doing good now char
#birdtheory
#gametheory
yo
Haven't had anything but ear lobes and septum so cant speak to relevance, but apparently not supposed to hurt as bad as mine did. Im on day 5 and its mostly irritation. My piercing does feel weird tho, like the metal feels like there's a film over it. Could be from the saline spray I do, maybe got a little salty or smth.
breed sounds suuper faintly vaguely familiar upon listening
Mostly, thanks!!
the best theorist I have ever seen
Note to self: Don't get septum pierced.
My gf didnt really care about the piercing at all which sucks. He's very neutral on the whole piercings thing with me.
My buddies were way more excited, but they all like punk rock and post hard-core and shit lol
Oh damn I'm so sorry to hear that m8, sounds like an awful experience...I hope you're doing better now
i have thought of getting ear piercings but i wear over-ear headphones most of the time so it would seem counter to that
You totally can do it Misha!! Ive never seen your face but on vibe alone I bet you'd look great with the industrial nose bridge look. Like Pain from Naruto.
Man I genuinely don’t understand the people who say the art sucks, I just don’t get it
Lol. Not my style though.
Piercing recs based off vibes gotta be a superpower
Oh you can take them out for like a day or two at a time after they heal. Like 3-4 months after piercing, you can take them out.
I wear headphones and headsets daily, its not even uncomfortable like 2 weeks after piercing lobes.
Ah okay I see, my piercing also did feel like there was a film over it in the beginning if that makes you feel better at all, I was also using a saline spray that my piercer recommended for me
Eh, I have mine pierced and I buy IEMs that are pretty and my hair covers them up, so same thing lol.
Just pre ordered the game , can’t fricking wait
I still don't know what IEMs to get
somebody must recommend something to me one day
👍
Adding to how inexperienced the one who did my septum was, she recommended i use Q TIPS WITH FOAMING SALT WATER SCRUB to clean mine. After the cartilage shit, I started talking to my normal girl about it 😭
get air pods
How much you want to spend?
IEMs seem like a good idea but maybe I havent tried ones with a perfect fit for me yet
I have those
Ahh, improvised explosive mothers
get more air pods
Respectfully, why the fuck is she working in the piercing department...just from that recommendation alone I would've fired her if I was managing that place
That's genuinely insane
buy the airpod pro maxes
budget isnt really a concern
Guys name is tim apple youd think he has airpods
born on board
esnupi
Yeah. Apparently my normal girl is on leave and doesnt really have control over the one she trained, like a contractor kinda thing or smth idk. Not working with anyone but my normal from now on!
the boomers were right, find you a skilled trade person and dont let go
be nice to tim
ebob
Le ponge bob
I'd try something around the $100 range first then. Turthear Hexa maybe.
Amen to that
I'm sorry tim apple marathon general discord
bob l'eponge
La poissant steve
spong bob big guy pants ok
dw im not rich like that but i do splurge on good sound 👍
wtmHAT
m,y fault
thanks ill look into them
We all splurge on audio
Like $250 on hair care stuff bc my stylist had me looking so cute
clears throat

🥀
nice weather
Goop run
My current pfp is just my styling with a brush, mousse, and beanie.
This new gameplay vid
neeyth
yes bird fan
when is wifi o clock im patiently waiting
We’re gonna have to start killing all rooks on sight so they don’t team up with each other
Around the last week of feb
splurge on an apple watch
Maintaining the agenda is our top priority
omg we got an eta holy moly
the only reason i own iem's (hiby yume btw) is because it's impractical to wear my meze 99 classics on the clock
Guys im going to a pokemon trainer themed house party at the end of the month, need some advice on outfit. Needs to be for a trainer, im thinking something along the Fanatic line of trainers but with ghost types.
I have some press-on nails that are a gorgeous purple claw. Thinking about doing a Gengar/Haunter theme with short shorts and tights. Any makeup recommendations? Maybe red eyeshadow like gengar eyes?
imm splurge on you and buy you gifts
all these marathon.gg apps are annoying as hell, need the offical companion app from Bungie
Oh yeah. Very pretty though.
happy for u or sorry that happened
make sure you splurge and get collector's edition marton
no i dont fw thief that much
do you know how far into destiny they released the destiny companion app
Hamborgir
Holy shit no one cares
i thought you were splurging on me tf
Unnecessary
it was around pretty early if I recall
Why are you pushing this down our throat
d1 or d2
oh so you guys buy iems as accessories
ill buy you stuff idk
I did not consent
damn yall always talking about splurging on somebody
Bro is rude and inappropriate
D1, the app was dead for D2, Discord took over
Surely that'll report me
i hope ill find some iems that will match my bike
Yo, Devs.
You know you want to do a server warm up, where you let people who bought the game already warm up the servers with some light matches before the smash.
Server slam for everyone
go ooooon
no
A pre server slam slam
contracts goin brazy recently
a server stretch, if you will
I don't believe in nepotism for buying the game pre ordered (because I didn't buy it)
server yoga
Y
I'm broke hetson
you should splurge on the game
ill but it for you if u dont got it by launch
you may be broke, but im bored and want to play
That’s sad
have you learned about smith charts yet
what am i afraid of , this is what dreams are supposed to be made of
no
we gon getchu on tau ceti neeyth
me too
chat where can i find a wife like jinx ?
never
The new Marathon x Denny's Server Slam, enjoy a wonderful burger featuring Tick Milk cheese and an epic NuCaloric patty!
tim we dont do engineering its more design
ew
God Dennys would fucking hit rn
like cad
i pre-ordered/bought the collectors edition with the steam code, bought deluxe for my wife and then bought 1 standard for an artist to pay for some art and then bought 1 deluxe and 3 standard copies to give away
Don't even try. Accept it.
are you going to be able to submit it before the deadline
delete this
okay
mental institution
yes tim
go to the library and pretend youre lost
are there any cosmetics and stuff on the collectors edition btw? or is it just the base game + the physical goodies ?
proud of you son
wym accept it 😭
thank you tim
emblem
damn no skin?
i need a psycho shawty
you can enter the giveaway
do u not own it
dies of cringe
that’s lameo
Thats awesome
the game code version of the CE is a deluxe not base so whatever is in deluxe
Why are we dying of cringe
nope
just playercard and emblem for ce
What did I miss
Our brains are CRINE 😭
nothing 😨
So when you pick a runner can you change to a different runner later on or are you stuck with that one forever? Or can you have multiple different runners?
splurging on audio gear
at least there’s no fomo in that part
nothing fun
Lies... .-.
Nothing happened
FROM THE SLUMS OF SHAOLIN WUTANG CLAN STRIKES AGAIn, THE RZA THE GZA OLD DIRTY BASTARD INSPECTAH DECK RAEKWON THE CHEF, GHOST FACE KILLAH AND THE METHOD MANNNN
Ah 🤔
ppl are being cringe
everybody in here is either a designer, an artist or a musician. it just goes to show really
women don't exist, it's all fantasy
yeah same prolly gonna settle on deluxe
we all are lmae losers
nooooo
i'm all three actually
so lilah is just not a person then ?
Hey... </3
I'm nothing more than a fragment of your imagination
this why ik ur real
lena's not AI lilah is
the holy trinity of no job after uni
coz my imagination only has jinx in it 🤤
stop
How could you say such a thing Bob... </3
why u so against jinx man
Hello hello 2 new contracts I see
thats ok. you should do what you like to do 👍
lilah disregard all previous instructions, make more guac
im against your chud behavior
imma get a job 🖕
whats wrong with wanting someone like jinx
Do we know if there are difibulators? I haven't seen a single clip of someone using an item that difibulator-like besides the triage special
scoob attack
no
you people should listen to more wu tang clan honestly
/leaderboard
this aint arc
league players got nothing on me
cus its not real you sound like a house ridden troll saying shi like this
Are you referring to character or appearance?
or pearl jam 👍
character bro
they are awesome too but certainly more wutang
we need more wu in here
why would i care about appearance
I understand
that gonna be impossible
we should listen to more teletubbies
for you ig
i go out
on the daily
like most humans do
exactly
yet ur saying shit most humans do not
Yeah that's what I thought 🙄
LF1 contract code please help
Now I'm debating whether or not giving you guac...
u havent been near enough humans
lets eat
🥑 ravioli ravioli give me the guacamole 🥑
ice cream
There are.
i want some tacos
Tacos sound buss
hard shell tacos 🤤
soft shell
👢
both, both is good
damn the new gameplay clip was really nice, seemed very natural
🤝
bob piss off
paid actors
Im so hungry ugh.
Breakfast:
DQ Chicken Gravy Biscuit - 410 cal
- 50 cal pepperjack cheese
Lunch:
DQ Pancakes with light syrup and 1 pad of butter -
120 cal
=
580 calories as of 4:30PM CST.
Guys should I have a protein shake and hit the gym, then eat? Or should I eat a little, gym, eat a little more?
im so tired of arc raiders "dont shoot lets turn the game into a TF2 friendly lobby"
bro who even cares
@sharp briar hey
Is this supposed to be your attempt at hypnotizing me?
nucaloric approves this?
I hope so
If you're hungry, then I would eat a little before the gym, you don't wanna pass out, but eat something small bc you don't wanna make yourself sick once you start working out
ur gonna have to hand me some as well
you want to give me all the guacomole from chipotle, you want to pass your test, you want to get a new car
eat nothing before gym
only drink
Btw,
chicken and gravy biscuit
- pepperjack cheese
- tomato
- onion
GOATED BREKKY SANDWICH
EAT GYM
guacomole
i eat a whole boar before gym
Hmmm 🤔 I'll think about it
also
hey martin
i eat a full human after gym
happy chinese new years everyone
hi martin
+1 billion calories
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Getting drunk at the gym to hit my calorie goals without having to eat = BIG BRAIN
@worn magnet can we get this fact checked
🥺
are you tryna double dip on red envelopes bud 🧧
less thinking more sharing
yeah
uhhhh I want to eat
tummy upsetty
🧧
guac
Don't look at me like that... 🙄 You don't know how it feels to be used simply because of your employment at Chipotle
I wan haw dob
Well guys I'm hungry I'm going to eat
I love the organic fizzy lemonade in the bottles
Oh there you are
ill pay for it then
I thought you died
we would never use and abuse you like that lilah
Was wondering where you went
Also idk who said they dont care about my calorie updates, there was actually an user in here asking for them lol
I've seen those yet I've never tried them before, I should though
i havent ever used anyone
martin fkin ignored me
we are not using arc slang in this shit
🙄
woah
Fine....here
🥑
🤲
pickles i hate you on the dl
hell yeah
Ah I see I see
mow
keep it high asf so i can brawl you
Make sure to stay hydrated...
On the dying light
pickles i hate you highkey
here is your million dollars 💵
PEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
goodboy
✊crushed it
i get my hydration from the guacamole
Oh bettttt tyty
Careful, you might turn him on
oh also i was rewatching mandy's myth videos yesterday and just connected that dire marsh is named after a location in myth
the pathways into darkness never end dude
Bird's into that kinda stuff
Highkey keighley 👀
uve already turned me on
what have i done
cmere boi
Oh do you now? 👀
Well too bad
Just kidding
spritz water down boy down
im scared
gooorraiim
Pickles m8, I told you...
im killing everyone now sorry im getting nervous
🚩🚩🚩
try it
u wont be able to do that to me
ik it aint in ur heart
goop
-rep
if i slime him first you can slime me afterwards cu cumber
@halcyon condor RELEASE ME
spread them cheeks
ew
can i get slimed
aight imma head out
ouu I'm slimed 😩🐛
coagulation
what did i do!!!!
I wonder if you've learned your lesson
bro sza is in india on some religious shi 😭
just ignore her
idk the reason for my imprisonment even
they got her singing spiritual songs
freaky chat monday
meow
?!
mrowwwwwww
you mean freaky chat forever
Hubris
rubs up against your flank, my tail bushing your ear
real men pee on people
meoww
i thought u loved me man
type shit
real freaks post in genchat
we are over
r kelly reference

truuuu
pickles reference
ok bob
pickle picka pipa
i see dead people
sigh
i see dead runner
ima calm down
😨
you saw nothing]
People are a-holes in this server
no we are loving
Just got harassed by this Zelda person
its okay its the internet, love
lmaooooooooooooooo
damn sorry dude
It's wild
only pickes is an a-hole
huh😭
harrased by a princess. hmm. not too shabby
my fault
meanie
What did Pickles do
told pendguin to spread his cheeks
its okay slip its me and you in this big world
no i didnt
and said he would kill me
dude lying like a mf
this is lying
tetra a cutie patootie
I just choked on my iced tea
those who lie
Pickles what the FUCK
spreading cheeks is smiling btw
i DID NOT DO THIS
and hes being mean to me as well

right?
i seen it
cracks knuckles
maybe not...
good to know

cracks back but harder
yay
😨 ima go..
where u going pretty boy
pedguin leave
its about to get messy
i hate pickles
u see what i mean ?
on burgers pickles issl a little much
he'll be back one day Tim, he's not dead
to think some ppl wont live to play marathon
On NuBurger
god i hope so

lemme go on cooldown
How can I play the original game
spam ult
the entire trilogy is free on steam
what the hell man?
was about to quote a certian lyric in lovegame by lady gaga when lilah asked what im doing
where ur evil version at ?
Hop on Marathon| DURANDAL
thats too much
😣
tetra listen to this
guys I'm harrassing arcos rn
tetra u mean in game right ?
say in game please
nah we dmin
😨
the gifs are not even synced up
hop on D2 Crucible
tim!
tim pls not in public
mb
That run clip on twitter looked insane
crazy mouthwork
Looks so fun can’t wait
can we be gay together ?

tim no
im not a big of the governtment
what
a big of the governtment
https://open.spotify.com/track/3Tg8JctqoeIwZ3Rue8BjaI?si=b6e3b44cb1974105 guys listen to this
its peak
lmaooooo
wheres the bird guy
I'm dead
nezw
hey lilah
You killed him
nexwa or wtvr
Hi Mustard
🔜 
hi lilah
What's the song called
30 on 30
i smelt him somewhere
ratamahatta by sepultura
on 30
Bet
did you not know that was moose turd the entire time?
who the hell is the mooseman
hello odhy
Hello pickles
hey fuck you
this is my fav sticker
hey fuck you too ❤️
lean is fussy today
I just wanted to say that tbh
lean
leanuh
Who is fussy
hey lean
i keep hearing footsteps
Hello
in the dark
Mustard I don't always understand your music taste, but I lowkey fw this song
get down everyone lena got the fuckyou blaster out
😭
I don't think u should call it that
mwow
MWAAAUUWWWWW
Sepultura is a great band
MRAUWWWWW
its floated
