🗣marathon-general-chat

[twilit sparrow]

Im lucky i only got a 24h mute so far form long-form ones, I am straight gooping

[wooden dove]

no i just forget the email for that one and am on my laptop cause im at my parents

[dense goblet]

That would be mustard now

[magic rose]

ur so real for that

[magic rose]

ye I know

[wooden dove]

tabs put me on the method 🕵️

[sharp briar]

moose turd outside

[magic rose]

have you actually thought I was musty this entire time?

[prime siren]

Everyone out here counting down to the 5th, when im out here counting down for the 26th. I win.

Aside from the absent shell and faction, its basically the full release. Because let's be honest, are you really gonna access the latter 2 maps in a single average week of play? :/

[sturdy sonnet]

does anyone know if we will be able to pre download the server slam before the 26th?

[sharp briar]

yes moose turd impasta

[dense goblet]

Yes

[prime siren]

I pre-ordered and was able to pre download at least some portion of the game

~300 mb download on Series X

[olive oracle]

Hi! No information regarding when the game can be downloaded is available at this time. Please continue to monitor #marathon-news for more info!

[magic rose]

I'm better than u so ofc

[twilit sparrow]

Dante whats up my goopa, how you doing

[olive oracle]

You know....just relaxing....

Tinkering with a laptop....

[sharp briar]

doing customer service is relaxing?

[magic rose]

bro's chillmaxxing

[wooden dove]

bruh

but hes.... british....

[olive oracle]

I'm doing customer service?

[sharp briar]

all moose turds look the same to me

[wooden dove]

u hate me 😞

[twilit sparrow]

Been browsing 5090 prices and thats probably the worse thing I've ever seen, I gotta work MONTHS for that shit

[sharp briar]

one could argue…

[magic rose]

you can't say this in 2026 😭

[olive oracle]

Baaaah

[olive oracle]

This is not the time to be buying.

Anything. At all.

[twilit sparrow]

Aint ever gonna be the time again, Bezos wants us to rent compute power, this is not gooping my goopa, the future seems grim

Cant believe ill be using last gen shit forever now

[sharp briar]

when did moose turds become political

is big moose gonna slime me

[olive oracle]

I will say this. Graphics cards can last a while. So, unless you absolutely need to, just let it ride.

[twilit sparrow]

I got a 4090 so I hope these devs to optimization work otherwise I am gonna crash out ngl

[magic rose]

why get a gpu when I can just close my eyes and pretend to play?

[wooden dove]

true...

[magic rose]

that's what gets me by with marton at least 😁

[twilit sparrow]

you like zelda bruh you dont even need a gpu for that shit

[sharp briar]

why go through all that trouble thinking just put on a stream

[wooden dove]

watch someone else play

🪷

bruh

🧘‍♂️

[twilit sparrow]

this aint the last of us man

[sharp briar]

like moose turd

[wooden dove]

ya watch me play

I CATN USE STICKERS DANTE SAVE MEEEEE

[wooden dove]

i can use the stinky server ones

i wanna use the bird ones 😿

[twilit sparrow]

Yo bird I got a question

[wooden dove]

hi

[twilit sparrow]

do you agree that chickens are the most useless birds like ever?

[wooden dove]

no

they are yummy

[twilit sparrow]

they are fat and cant even fly

[wooden dove]

taste yum

[twilit sparrow]

they only good as food and for eggs

[magic rose]

puffins

[twilit sparrow]

goddamn useless

[wooden dove]

rude

[bronze cradle]

Chickens are goated

[wooden dove]

all animals are useful in their own way

[twilit sparrow]

man fuck chickens

[bronze cradle]

They scream funny

[wooden dove]

#circleoflife #hopecore

[magic rose]

do WHAT??

[wooden dove]

is this a google search or smth

[twilit sparrow]

figure of speech zelda, dont get any naughty ideas

I am sure you like some strange things but this aint the time bro

[magic rose]

commas man

phrasing

[wooden dove]

man fuck commas

[twilit sparrow]

man fuck commas

[astral trench]

hi chat, the Lucrehulk in star wars looks like marathon

[twilit sparrow]

whats up my arachne goopa

[wooden dove]

what is dat

yo momma looks like a lucrehulk

[astral trench]

as a bird fan i forgive you

[astral trench]

nothing, thats my problem

[twilit sparrow]

patience young padawan

playtest soon

and resident evil 9

[wooden dove]

it does look like a marathon

[astral trench]

mmm im sooo patient...

[undone crow]

Unironically had a dream about a round of marathon after falling asleep watching some gameplay

[wooden dove]

dreaming about gaming #yearning

[undone crow]

[rough sail]

anyone here remember thelegend27

[magic rose]

I dream about the loving hold of a father's arms

[twilit sparrow]

im bored gonna go watch peanut's marathon stream again, might pick up new details

[wooden dove]

prime thelegend27

[astral trench]

so we're all the same here ig

[wooden dove]

i can help with that 👀

[astral trench]

don't speak his name lightly

[magic rose]

so many daddies I don't know which to choose 😭

[sharp briar]

i dont remember

[undone crow]

Yo what 😭🙏

[rough sail]

I dream about women

[magic rose]

that's so gay

[wooden dove]

wokeslop

[undone crow]

[open remnant]

Is everyone gonna grind the server slam rewards or just going to play normally when they first start the game up?

[wooden dove]

yeah

[sharp briar]

did we pivot from thelegend27 already

[wooden dove]

yeah

[sharp briar]

IMMA SLAM IT

[rough sail]

yeah...... women.......... Collapses

[astral trench]

wokegem

[undone crow]

Why grind when you can load in as rook on the first day and get everyone's deluxe rewards 😭🙏

[magic rose]

real

[wooden dove]

load in as rook and get nothing and die

[grave smelt]

you are burntpeanut

[wooden dove]

#trashasscharacter

[astral trench]

wait this is fire

[magic rose]

why would you say that to me?? that really hurt my feelings

[astral trench]

clearly they're zelda

[wooden dove]

zelda?

[sharp briar]

nut pea

[astral trench]

yeah there's like a legend about her

[undone crow]

Peanus burnt

[wooden dove]

guys im orange nopw

[magic rose]

she's legendary

[wooden dove]

suht up lena

[astral trench]

why is bird fan a traxite now

[wooden dove]

always have been

[sharp briar]

cheese turd

[twilit sparrow]

Good faction choice, im impressed

[rough sail]

Marathon characters ranked based on vibes

Assassin
Vandal
Destroyer
Thief
Recon
Triage
Rook

[wooden dove]

thanks slop denier

[astral trench]

my goat top 3

[undone crow]

Rook solos

[twilit sparrow]

Never go mida or nucal, they smell bad

[wooden dove]

triage at the bottom you gettin sent to gulag

[magic rose]

rook got better vibes than triage

[grave smelt]

ur buriedpeanos

[wooden dove]

so not true

[digital light]

Hi everyone

[rough sail]

hi lilah

[undone crow]

Assassin will be useless

[wooden dove]

u guys just hate brandon

[wooden dove]

so not true

assassin floated asf

[digital light]

How dare you </3

[undone crow]

If you play with a thermal scope your whole kit is meaningless

[digital light]

I love Brandon idk what you’re talking abt

[magic rose]

void got aura

[wooden dove]

who tf uses thermals

[digital light]

He’s amazing

[wooden dove]

i dont think i used a thermal scope more than twice

[digital light]

What does floated mean

[agile mason]

wut

[digital light]

Is this new slang

[wooden dove]

like goated but float

[agile mason]

🐐 ed

[wooden dove]

they hating on medic

[digital light]

Ahhhh I see I see

[wooden dove]

u a medic main ik think

[digital light]

Got it 🙂‍↕️

[wooden dove]

right or am i a chud

[digital light]

Thank you

[agile mason]

yeah and thats why they'll stay ded

[twilit sparrow]

assassin is a straight goopa but he has no combat abilities

[wooden dove]

retruth

[agile mason]

dw ill keep u alive slime

[wooden dove]

he dont need em he can invis shotgun blast u

[wooden dove]

yayyyyyyyyy

[digital light]

This is true

[twilit sparrow]

thermals, thief and recon counter him hard, he also stands no chance against the meta shells (vandal and destro)

assassin will be good against noobs

other than that, his kit is hardly useful

[wooden dove]

hes good against pve too

[devout plover]

youre all getting slimed out when i see u ingame and sacrificed for arachne

[wooden dove]

really really good

[balmy birch]

helo bestie

[digital light]

I had a vanilla brown sugar cinnamon latte for the first time today, it was freaking delicious I definitely recommend for my coffee lovers out there

[magic rose]

this is a threat?

[undone crow]

That's what I'm sayin 🔥

[devout plover]

no its a statement

[twilit sparrow]

they probably gonna balance a lot of shit on month 1 tbh

[agile mason]

mmmm cinnamon 🤤

[devout plover]

which i intend to back up

[magic rose]

ok yay 😁

[digital light]

Ikr, I wasn’t sure what to expect but it basically taste like a cinnamon roll but in the form of coffee 😻

[wooden wolf]

cinnamon,,,, , ,ghdhd

[undone crow]

[agile mason]

soooo fyre imma need some now

[magic rose]

this basically anything that have cinnamon in it lowk

[agile mason]

wut

[digital light]

Fr you should definitely try it sometime

[wooden dove]

so much red omg

[digital light]

Sometimes 🤔

[sharp briar]

hello lilah but sunday

[agile mason]

bird what we listening to

[bronze cradle]

That's exactly what i thought lol

[digital light]

It’s so beautiful 😻

[digital light]

Hello Bob, how’re you doing m8

[wooden wolf]

love cinnamon

[sharp briar]

ive discovered there are two moose turds

[wooden wolf]

also thats my fursonas name

[wooden dove]

no face by ghostface killah and kanye

[agile mason]

we slimes now

[wooden dove]

theres only one grrrrr

[magic rose]

there isn't 2 🙄 ur lyin

[digital light]

Oh? Well then, that’s not something you learn everyday, but that’s very nice 👍

[sharp briar]

turd 1 and turd 2

[agile mason]

WE listening

[wooden dove]

me and tetra are two distinct people

[digital light]

Like thing one and thing two?

[sharp briar]

EGGXACTLY

[sharp briar]

turd 1

[bronze cradle]

what does that mean im oblivious

[sharp briar]

turd 2

[digital light]

Ahah, I understand it now 🙂‍↕️

[magic rose]

I guess I must submit to the turd

[wooden dove]

such is life

[bronze cradle]

oh i get it now, sorry English isn't my first language

[wooden dove]

paws at you

[magic rose]

even if it was your first, the man speaks nonsense anyway

[digital light]

Wait Tetra, you’re now Zelda?

[digital light]

This is true

[magic rose]

#transitioning 😁

[bronze cradle]

zelda is peak anyway

[digital light]

Oooo, congratulations 🤭

[magic rose]

thank you ☺️ 💅

[digital light]

Ofc 🙂‍↕️

[bronze cradle]

he looks cool so who cares

[open remnant]

Sad Thief won't be playable on the slam. Think I'm gonna go Vandal or Recon

[bronze cradle]

people will play him only cuz he got that shit on

[proven kernel]

ttz

[open remnant]

Assassin's going to be super popular on the solo server

[undone crow]

True

[rough sail]

My entire fucking apartment is vibrating due to the neighbors upstairs blasting music

[open remnant]

Lots of sneaky beaky players out there 😏

[undone crow]

This is why I'll be running atleast one thermal scope

[open remnant]

I'm thinking of going recon because of all of them 😄

[sharp briar]

where does one acquire vibrating apartments

[magic rose]

play the same song with the signal completely reversed and cancel out the vibration

[warm granite]

been saying this since the first alpha but i get flamed every time, recon is the worst runner in the game and almost their entire kit can be replaced by having basic game knowledge and listening for footsteps

i wish theyd change their kit or at least make the ult ping not visible

spider bro is alright though

[sharp briar]

rude

[bronze cradle]

I think im gonna play thief in squads and bb in solo

[rough sail]

Come on into mine

[magic rose]

base kit heat nade
and thighs for days
best shell

[balmy birch]

ayo???

[open remnant]

I do like her spider, great way of slowing down players

[bronze cradle]

triage is underrated

[magic rose]

there's too much glitch and thief glaze so I gotta balance with blackbird glaze

[warm granite]

the other thing i dont get is rook, i feel dropping naked as assassin (and probably thief) would be as effective + you can do contracts

[balmy birch]

no i mean the thighs thing specifically

[sharp briar]

rook is the scav

[magic rose]

true, rook would be more viable if they at least gave an overrun

[sharp briar]

free kit

[warm granite]

maybe if they gave rook a better kit but from what ive seen its very barebones

[sharp briar]

das the point?

[warm granite]

the kits garbage

[karmic stirrup]

das the point

[sharp briar]

its free its supposed to be garbage

[magic rose]

yall aren't getting pointrs point tho

[warm granite]

yes and you can loot a better kit within a minute or two using a knife only assassin + have access to contracts

[karmic stirrup]

can't turn yourself friendly to the pve mobs

[tight ether]

I HAVE THE DAY OFF WORK!! Marathon COUNTDOWN STREAM IS ONN!!

[magic rose]

like, yeah the point of rooks kit is to be garbage
but it's SO garbage that you could literally run void with no kit and still do fine

[sweet jetty]

I got timed out of the Arc Raiders discord for rage baiting lol

[sharp briar]

the uesc bots kinda hard to knife

i tried in the alpha

[magic rose]

happens

[wooden wolf]

stab

stab

[balmy birch]

ouch

[magic rose]

ow man

[warm granite]

i did naked void a lot and had success so idk

[balmy birch]

dont stab me bestie..

[rough sail]

hi

[warm granite]

i lost my discord roles but i was in the closed october test as well

[magic rose]

say this in london and ur safe, trust

[sweet jetty]

fellow vermonter?

[sacred narwhal]

they never let me in any of the closed tests... bungie hates me... so sad...

[balmy birch]

no need to go to london, i already have milan

[regal hemlock]

Rook also has the benefit of not being known whenever hes in the match

[rough sail]

mraow

[karmic stirrup]

doesn't Rook get to join mid-match

[warm granite]

you probably had one of the bugged steam accounts. there was a subset of steam accounts that were bugged from getting picked on anything on their end. they didnt discover it until after the october test had started

[magic rose]

this true
more opportunity to loot player chests

[rough sail]

Yes

[regal hemlock]

Exactly

[balmy birch]

wrong tag lmao

[warm granite]

yeah my b

lmao

[magic rose]

so really it all balances out in the end and both sides are correct #centrism 😁

[sharp briar]

[balmy birch]

guys im gonna join the 26th not knowing ANYTHING

[regal hemlock]

Rook isnt just about being a free kit hes about experiencing the game differently, he has the blend ability, the mid match join, the solo queue, and just the way people view you as being a rook

[karmic stirrup]

Durandal delete that guys synapses

[magic rose]

errr errrrm ummm
press left click to shoot

[sharp briar]

even better is progress doesnt carry over so you can fuck around before release

[karmic stirrup]

I've been asked to make Egg 3 as the next nucaloric product. Which raises questions on what Egg 2 was

[unreal ocean]

[molten flax]

get a yob

[candid coral]

I think it will be the only spawns allowed in a current game too.

[balmy birch]

ive read it like joel

help

[sharp briar]

i do have yob pfhrog curry

[magic rose]

I like when people view me like a lil stoopid rook baby

[molten flax]

oh yea i forgot its sunday for yall

🥀

[spring cove]

Yo

[magic rose]

my bad mr future

[sharp briar]

NAUUUUUR

[rough sail]

Pfhoon that profile picture is so fucking bad

[sharp briar]

i love it

[molten flax]

why u say fuck me for

[rough sail]

because I hate you

[regal hemlock]

Exactlyyy

[magic rose]

wait pfhoon are you an aussie??

[regal hemlock]

Rook has a place

[sharp briar]

valid

[stone grail]

marton beef

[sharp briar]

say naur it triggers him

[stone grail]

nauwr

nough

[molten flax]

fuck you too💔

[magic rose]

I love aussies they're our little criminal brevrin (british)

[spring cove]

often

pfhoon your pfp still sucks big time buddy

[atomic torrent]

call that nucaloric prime

[formal jasper]

shout out all the baddies that own butplugs

[rough sail]

I need to blow up my neighbors speakers holy fuck why are they playing that shit so loud

[sharp briar]

@molten flax attack

[magic rose]

you know it's bad when kelp is roasting you

[sharp briar]

helllo kelperino

[spring cove]

hi bobarino

[atomic torrent]

phoon you should meet martin

[bronze cradle]

Rooks kit is terrible because u basically don't risk anything so it makes sense

[molten flax]

i hate martin

[rough sail]

ZAKU

ZAKUUUUU

[molten flax]

lena would appreciate this

[atomic torrent]

WHAT

[rough sail]

ZAKU PFP

ZAKUUUUU

[molten flax]

there it is

[atomic torrent]

the beef is crazy

[sharp briar]

u take that back

[spring cove]

@final monolith waddup

[molten flax]

no

[rough sail]

Peak pfp pfhoon I love you again

[magic rose]

the roadman waiting around the corner in the alleyway I'm walking down 😨

[bronze cradle]

london

[spring cove]

the red man

[sharp briar]

the british sure do love their knives

[brave jewel]

90 more members till 300k

[magic rose]

ok make 90 alts then 🙄

[agile mason]

yo seaweed

[brave jewel]

Ugh FINE

[spring cove]

the british sure love red

yo why is there no chat cooldown

s

s

waow

[sharp briar]

@wooden dove gogogo

[brave jewel]

There once was…

[spring cove]

hi

[agile mason]

seaweed

[magic rose]

kelp it's been like that for like a month

[molten flax]

i also hate mustard

[sharp briar]

this aint new noise

[agile mason]

you my twin frfr

[rough sail]

Im honestly surprised we only got like a couple hundred more members after the launch trailer

[spring cove]

i dont check this place often since major kelp got banned rest in piece

[brave jewel]

I eat my Cheetos with mustard

[spring cove]

not peace tho i hate that guy

[sharp briar]

it’s joever lena

[sinful scroll]

[brave jewel]

[rough sail]

Game might actually be dead on arrival

[bronze cradle]

people are pretty prejudiced about the game so im not surprised

[magic rose]

gg

[final monolith]

👋 👋 waves at you

[molten flax]

what is wrong with you

[warm granite]

yes i get that. the point i was making is that its so bad you might as well go naked with void since youre not missing much and would still have access to contracts

[spring cove]

ohio waves back

[sharp briar]

i was hoping the game would be dead or alive 7

[brave jewel]

200 people left after the state of play lmao

[sinful scroll]

you can't contract with rook?

[brave jewel]

😇

[warm granite]

nope

[sinful scroll]

well damn

[warm granite]

according to the vidoc i believe they said it gets no contracts

[magic rose]

you can contract a bad case of wstr to the face 😈 haha right guys?

[brave jewel]

But apparently after the peanut stream the game got like 60k more wishlists on steam

[spring cove]

vidoc is not a real word buddy

[magic rose]

neither is seaweed 🙄

[brave jewel]

[spring cove]

what the h

[sharp briar]

[bronze cradle]

Do u guys noticed how dynamic weather changed the game looks, rain looks really amazing

[brave jewel]

Is there a public seaweed

[sharp briar]

yes this cord

[brave jewel]

Game looks best when it’s either completely sunny or raining

[spring cove]

yes this cord

[brave jewel]

[atomic torrent]

[sharp briar]

marton winter map when

[magic rose]

xmas 2026

[sharp briar]

marton halloween map when?

[karmic stirrup]

maybe it's already a winter map

[spring cove]

you guys play the meowathon valentines day event

[magic rose]

ye me and Scoob kissed

[sharp briar]

marton sundress map when?

[spring cove]

martin undress when

[agile mason]

ps when we going on our date

[spring cove]

@final monolith set the date buddy

babeee this the wrong chattt!!!!

[magic rose]

vid or didn't happen

[unreal ocean]

rainy matches will be super fun and chaotic

[spring cove]

martin im sorry that i pung you it wont happen again

[bronze cradle]

CyberAcme logo looks like pac-man

[spring cove]

thats dumb and false

[formal jasper]

pacman eating the left nut

[spring cove]

pacman is. YELLOW.

[bronze cradle]

[agile mason]

will i be ur squire

[magic rose]

bro pacman is yellow and the cyac logo clearly green 🙄

literally not the same

[formal jasper]

"pac man is yellow" 🤓

[spring cove]

yeah you can hold my lance while i ride the horse #notsexual

[bronze cradle]

im colourblind

[magic rose]

skill issue

(my fault if ur /gen colourblind)

[agile mason]

ill bring u ur shield too

[lilac lodge]

any puerto ricans in here?

[quiet pulsar]

since when?

[agile mason]

with the seaweed emblem

[bronze cradle]

im joking i just couldn't think of something to say sry

[tight ether]

If you have seen the cyac info graphics, you would know that it is in fact legally distinct non pac man character eating nut

[spring cove]

im not puerto rican but what's up dude

[formal jasper]

IM ON MY OWN DIH

[magic rose]

you could have just lied bro

[digital light]

Nah, are you?

[final monolith]

what im doing

[midnight merlin]

So this game is gonna be huge huh

[lilac lodge]

neither am i. I was just tryna see something

[sharp briar]

any ocean plants in here?

[spring cove]

martin undress when

[lilac lodge]

lilah you know im nigerian girl lock

[formal jasper]

you know what else is hug?

[wooden dove]

paws at you

[digital light]

Pickles unfortunately is not here at the moment

[formal jasper]

hug

[spring cove]

yo im an ocean plant and what's up dude

[proven yarrow]

meow meow

[lilac lodge]

where mustard at

[wooden dove]

everyone hates you

[digital light]

Oh wait shoot I forgot you told me, mb m8

[wooden dove]

yo

[digital light]

I knew you were Nigerian idk what you’re talking about

[sharp briar]

undress when?

[spring cove]

any cool gusy here im one and i'

[wooden dove]

why is kelp her hes never here

[lilac lodge]

pop pop why your name different

[spring cove]

m tryting to see something

[digital light]

@wooden dove

[wooden dove]

diff account

[quiet pulsar]

yo bird, have you seen mustard?

[wooden dove]

hop on aoe4

[lilac lodge]

mysterious gimmick in 2026

[bronze cradle]

I need them to release faction shirts merch

[agile mason]

i wonder what type of bird he is

[spring cove]

im him

[wooden dove]

sure pal

[bronze cradle]

A flying one

[agile mason]

i called him cuz we going out

[visual summit]

marcus aurelius didn't die for this

[digital light]

He’s definitely a parrot, always repeating what people say

[spring cove]

It is my. Proun.

[agile mason]

damn ...

[quiet pulsar]

professional noun

[wooden dove]

who gaf

[digital light]

Wait that sounded bad

[wooden dove]

ho bon aoe four

[digital light]

I didn’t mean it like that

[wooden dove]

fudge you

[digital light]

😭

[agile mason]

nahhh its funny

[spring cove]

wow you

[sharp briar]

lilah but meanie bo beanie

[agile mason]

keep at it lilah

[quiet pulsar]

calm down buddy

[wooden dove]

who are you

[magic rose]

you should be ruder lowk
musty deserves it

[quiet pulsar]

bird hater

[spring cove]

Wow you're so mean to my bestie #BLOCKED

[wooden dove]

dude 🙁

[magic rose]

my bad

[digital light]

Idek who you are but okie

[wooden dove]

damnnnn

disrespecting THEE major kelp

smh

[sharp briar]

das another newnoiser

[agile mason]

seaweed is da major

[magic rose]

damn kelp you been gone so long the new gens dont know u

[wooden dove]

das yo og

[digital light]

Ah 🤔

[spring cove]

i just got freaking owned

[wooden dove]

#pwned

[spring cove]

nonchalantly

[agile mason]

i own u

[wooden dove]

ew

[digital light]

Wait you’ve been in here since April of 2025

Mb m8 I should know who you are

[quiet pulsar]

i like how every "get got" response is "who are you"

[wooden dove]

hes THEE major

get get get get got got got got blood rush to my head i hotbox

[digital light]

I see I see

[wooden dove]

icy

[agile mason]

seaweed imy

[magic rose]

reva alt

[bronze cradle]

death grips reference

[spring cove]

@elder magnet

[sacred narwhal]

huh

[wooden dove]

thats so mean

[magic rose]

reva LOVES death grips bro

[digital light]

I want coffee

[wooden dove]

i knopw

[digital light]

But I already had a cup

[wooden wolf]

meow

[wooden dove]

he also french and a lame ahh chuddy blud

[digital light]

Do I have another

That is the question

[sharp briar]

do it

[digital light]

=3

[wooden dove]

have 3 more

overdose and explode

[wooden wolf]

hi chat

[sharp briar]

lilah but caffeinemaxxing

[digital light]

3 more is bonkers

[magic rose]

canadian 🤷‍♂️ french

[keen heath]

Tea? Decaf?

[digital light]

Hi Aykree

[wooden dove]

6 🤷‍♂️ 7

[digital light]

Naur it was coffee, caffeinated

[wooden wolf]

its day drinking and caffeine maxxing and nicotine slopping time

[digital light]

This is true

[rough sail]

Yo same twin

[wooden dove]

#needsomesloppingtime

[agile mason]

do it lilah ...

the coffee is speaking to you ....

[wooden wolf]

yes

[spring cove]

#slopoclock

[digital light]

Okie

[wooden dove]

#slopoclock

[digital light]

Imma make a caramel latte

[wooden wolf]

oomfie is hanging out at my place so we watching frieren and getting drunk

[wooden dove]

wq

[wooden wolf]

can I have a little

[agile mason]

ill take one too twin

[digital light]

Basic white girl drink but it’s fire asf icl

[magic rose]

cigarette ash in my coffee cos I aint missing a mg of nicotine

[spring cove]

#hoponaoe

[lament cedar]

I need this roadmap man

[wooden dove]

im at home

i cant

[digital light]

Ofc I gotchu m8, don’t even fret

[wooden dove]

if i coulkd i would

[quiet pulsar]

drink 6 5 hours energy to unlock the secret hour of the day

[digital light]

I gotchu Brandon

[sharp briar]

do it

[digital light]

Ooooo

[magic rose]

bird I saw that

[agile mason]

wait thats lowk the strat

[spring cove]

slop hour

[magic rose]

STOP

[wooden dove]

yes sir

sorry sir

[quiet pulsar]

must've been the wind

[digital light]

Bird…

[wooden wolf]

see this is why Lilah is the #1

[digital light]

We talked about this

[wooden dove]

no we didnt

who even are you

[wooden wolf]

Lilah stan now

[digital light]

Oh why thank you, I appreciate it 😼

[digital light]

🤭

[sturdy vector]

This server is literally 1984 by jorjor wel i got timed out for an entire HOUR for a bad word

[quiet pulsar]

grandpa's dementia acting up again

[karmic stirrup]

i know we can do cross platform play but can my Playstation homies join my squad if I'm on PC

[digital light]

Makin me blush

[digital light]

Wow…

[sharp briar]

first time?

[digital light]

I see how it is

[bronze cradle]

I think void is the type of person that secretly likes dubai chocolate but can't let anyone know cz he loses all of his aura

[magic rose]

you answered ur own question bro 😭

yes

[digital light]

“No…no, not my first time,” iykyk

[spring cove]

pfp is lowk naked aura jestermaxx

[frigid valley]

man has less aura then shadow the hedgehog

Dystroyer farms the Aura

[wooden wolf]

lol get uh..fuck I forgot the word what's it called in halo when you crouch up and down

[wooden dove]

dude smv chadfishing in the club mogging and munting moids

[spring cove]

wayy cooler way to spell destroyer

[sturdy vector]

Am i behind on tiktok slopslang what does this mean

[bronze cradle]

Destroymaxxing

[frigid valley]

Im bad at spelling

[quiet pulsar]

de_stroyer

[frigid valley]

always have been

[magic rose]

bird what's the music rec of the day?

[spring cove]

i jus be sayin shift

[sharp briar]

moose turding

[wooden dove]

dystroyer

shift

[wooden wolf]

who came up with this

[quiet pulsar]

thystroyer

[wooden dove]

let me tink

[frigid valley]

Locusmaxxing

[sharp briar]

came up with what?

[spring cove]

death grip on gp

[sturdy vector]

Its a historical picture from a civil war in my country, it DOES have aura idk wym

[wooden wolf]

moose turd

[sharp briar]

me i guess

[wooden wolf]

ok bob

[spring cove]

who came up with that

[wooden dove]

bonb

[quiet pulsar]

first rule of war
aura farm

[wooden wolf]

me I guess

[spring cove]

ok ayk

[rough sail]

mustard I miss you, why won't you respond to my dms

[sturdy vector]

Thats why it even exists

[digital light]

Bob boutta throw hands

[wooden wolf]

dude

[wooden dove]

because i hate you

[rough sail]

damn 😢😢😢😢😢😢

[digital light]

Mustard do you hate me

[rough sail]

what's up oomf

[quiet pulsar]

your soldiers need to fight, generals needs to aura farm to inflict fear to enemies

[high wigeon]

hey, just a random question about the game on steam- would it be possible to play it on steam deck?

[sturdy vector]

Soldiers need a little aurafarming too wtf r u a dictator or something

[magic rose]

most likely no due to anticheat

[rough sail]

It isn't verified

[sturdy vector]

Thats wretched man

[wooden dove]

@magic rose kiss the ladder by fleshwater

[agile mason]

bird im waiting for you in our special place

[quiet pulsar]

japanese literally used that tactic to win wars

[high wigeon]

ahh okay, thanks so much!

[wooden dove]

no

[spring cove]

idk

[magic rose]

I know that one already tho
we both fw fleshwater

[digital light]

Oh woot woot

[wooden dove]

ok leeme get another one

[odd musk]

I’m so excited for next week

[sturdy vector]

Hey the japanese were pretty evil that one time im pretty sure

[digital light]

Lowkey how I be feeling today, I don’t usually but today I do

[sturdy vector]

Actually i think japan doesnt get enough hate, theyve ALWAYS been assholes

Still sre

Racist ass country

[rough sail]

yeah but they make anime UwU!!!!

[wooden dove]

@magic rose p.l.u.c.k by system of a down

[quiet pulsar]

samurai's were sitting on bench aura farming and enemy going "damn we are killing his army but holy shit he's super cool" then samurai army gains advantage

[wooden dove]

ew

[spring cove]

japan expert here actually they're based

[wooden dove]

bobby

[wooden wolf]

I don't think uh
stabbing babies is aura farming 💀

[digital light]

Japan and Korea are both very idolized nowadays

[sturdy vector]

Opinion obliterated

[sharp briar]

im so excited for <t:1772128800:f> to <t:1772474400:f>

[magic rose]

bet I've never heard of this song fr

[digital light]

Idk if idolized is the right word, but just like with food and skincare and all that stuff

Anywho

[quiet pulsar]

idk if they went war with babies

[sturdy vector]

Dont know much about the bad things that south koreas been up to

Apart from........

[wooden wolf]

Japan vs China

[magic rose]

weren't you typing fluent hangul the other day? 😭

[sturdy vector]

Being an american proxy state to bother nkorea

[digital light]

I was using Google Translate LMAO

[wooden dove]

tf is hangul

[magic rose]

my fault

[magic rose]

korean alphabet

[sharp briar]

korean

[digital light]

I wish I was fluent though, to be fluent in anything other than your first language is impressive asf imo

[wooden dove]

icy

[sturdy vector]

Koreans are obsessed with staying lightskinned too, thats fucked up

[spring cove]

@worn magnet

[sturdy vector]

They go overboard for that

[quiet pulsar]

wars were not cool tbh

[static lance]

Because the game runs on the same engine as DS2, is the sensitivity and general game feel with aiming also the same as DS2?

[wooden dove]

@worn magnet

[digital light]

They literally white wash themselves 😭 Honestly makes me feel a little bit better about my pasty ass self

[spring cove]

idk

[sharp briar]

why we tagging tophh

[wooden dove]

idk

@worn magnet 👋

[magic rose]

ye western beauty standards are heavy in korea it's not good
I feel bad they feel the need for that

[quiet pulsar]

we need earthbender

[rough sail]

idk

[sharp briar]

idk

[quiet pulsar]

idj*

[digital light]

I don’t judge

You sure bout that Bob?

[sharp briar]

idk

[rough sail]

I don't know FUCK MAN FUCK I DONT KNOW FUCKKKKK

[quiet pulsar]

i don't jnow

[digital light]

Ahh 🤔 I see now

[quiet pulsar]

learn

[magic rose]

I like it
I'm not surprised tho cos I like soad 😁

[spring cove]

system of a mid!!

[sturdy vector]

Usually its most harmful to young women imagine whats it like seeing a A4 paper colored idol and being exactly two hexadecimals darker than them so you decide to chemically obliterate your skin bc your classmates wont stop making fun of you

[magic rose]

private seamid

[sharp briar]

i like soap too

[sturdy vector]

Horrors beyond human comprehension

[spring cove]

i aint readin allat

[wooden dove]

rubs you

[agile mason]

is tophh here?

[magic rose]

prove it cos you stink 🙄

[spring cove]

someone make it shorter

[digital light]

Yeah it’s genuinely disgusting, it makes me so sad

[agile mason]

where my twin at

[wooden dove]

do u know anything

[rough sail]

I know that one day I will be happy

[magic rose]

I'm sorry I doubted you

[spring cove]

no dude god

[sturdy vector]

Bro get this INSTIGATOR off these comms he slanders me he slanders soad im sure hes holding anti-MIDA opinions too

Slime him

[agile mason]

why u so rattled

[wooden dove]

#hopecore

[magic rose]

I hate tophh he shouted at me on Deadlock 😭

[digital light]

Hope is good

[digital light]

To an extent

[quiet pulsar]

ah yes my favorite music, chop vegetables

[wooden dove]

i hate tophh he made kelp scream of rage in ow

[patent jasper]

oh god I stumbled into the teenager meme den

[sturdy vector]

Ask chat jeepeetee you seem like a frequent user

[pallid solar]

Vader aurafarmed and framemogged all those kids at the end of revenge of sith tho

[rough sail]

AI pfp

[quiet pulsar]

order66maxxing

[agile mason]

why you 🦁
ts was funny

[wooden dove]

cause it was funy

[agile mason]

i just said dat ...

[spring cove]

game collection all trash

[wooden dove]

nbo

[magic rose]

I'll recover 🫰

[quiet pulsar]

don't worry, birb doesn't know how to read

[rough sail]

I'm on mobile what are the games

[wooden dove]

dw bout it

[patent jasper]

I mean if 10 000 games is trash sure

[sharp briar]

highguard

[rough sail]

Dang they have good taste

[quiet pulsar]

they do have taste buds

[spring cove]

whatever games i like idc are you dumb dont get me cheesed top left gerbert

[magic rose]

weird flex

[quiet pulsar]

they can taste

[wooden dove]

retruth

are you dumbbbb cro???

[patent jasper]

? just answering a question

[wooden dove]

r u stewid

[magic rose]

? just answering a question

[spring cove]

r u stuid

[quiet pulsar]

r y stoid

[harsh burrow]

r u Stewie

[quiet pulsar]

bri't

[digital light]

R u stewpitttt

[digital light]

Naur you ruined it

[magic rose]

hmm?

[patent jasper]

a bit bored, gl lol

[digital light]

Sob

[sharp briar]

r u moose turd?

[wooden wolf]

REAL

[bronze cradle]

r u stwoip

[wooden dove]

yeah

[digital light]

This is the question 🤔

[magic rose]

bro's light yagami

[rough sail]

Meow

[quiet pulsar]

mosterd

[wooden dove]

SHUT UP

[sharp briar]

moist turd

[rough sail]

Oh ok

[wooden dove]

SHUT UP MOMMMMMMM SILENCE

[sturdy vector]

Erasure of tusken genocide right here

Who cares abt the kids

[wooden dove]

YOURE CUT OFFFFF

[digital light]

Bro Neeyth actually cursed me last night, he said I hope the bed bugs bite and I dead ahh got bit by something last night, don’t know what it is but I might be cooked chat

[quiet pulsar]

cease your vocabulary, mother

[digital light]

PEDGUIN

[harsh burrow]

Mmm bird game

[digital light]

HAIII

[magic rose]

owned

[spring cove]

pedguin's online @wooden dove get on ow

[digital light]

Stfu, be nice to Pedguin

[agile mason]

pedguin my beloved

[wooden dove]

im at home

i cant

[kind cairn]

hi

[digital light]

=[

[harsh burrow]

hi

[spring cove]

ur gettin me cheesed cro

[quiet pulsar]

then go outside and play ow

[agile mason]

pedguin and I be like

[brittle spear]

I am going to spread the good word of Marathon when I get back in.

[grand whale]

Mod?

Wth

[digital light]

Bird…

[iron blaze]

😦

[digital light]

I saw that

Absolutely not

[grand whale]

Wait

[wooden dove]

idghaf

[sharp briar]

you turd will be moist and moosey

[bronze cradle]

what is happening

[wooden dove]

i HATE pedguin so miuch

[magic rose]

WOAH

[wooden dove]

hes so mean to me

[grand whale]

Pedguin how do u have no role,

?

[wooden dove]

drools

[quiet pulsar]

bird racism in marathon server is crazy

[wooden wolf]

what is going on

[agile mason]

back off

[pallid lynx]

u can just not click any

[digital light]

Ew

[wooden wolf]

wtf

[pallid lynx]

What's going on?

[bronze cradle]

birdism

[eternal valley]

/dac

[grand whale]

Oh

[sharp briar]

freak ahh birbs

[wooden dove]

guys its almost dinner

[wooden dove]

i eating sketty 😁 😁

[rough sail]

/playtest

[spring cove]

What's up dude

[pallid lynx]

Mmmmmmm

[digital light]

Yummers, share

[sturdy vector]

The forming of the ethnostate of birdistan

[wooden dove]

yah

[digital light]

BRANDON

[grand whale]

But pedguin doesn’t show when he joined server how?

[spring cove]

yo i had that the other day that's aurablud

[wooden wolf]

hey pedguin do you ever plan on choosing a pfp :4

[wooden dove]

no

[digital light]

That was lowkey a good one

Smooth

[agile mason]

yoo wsg slime

[wooden wolf]

/playtest

[grand whale]

Is pedguin a hacker

[bronze cradle]

birdimasism

[digital light]

🙄 I give you chipotle any time you ask m8

[sharp briar]

pedguins a birb

[iron blaze]

i have before, and no

[sturdy vector]

/accessmarathontomorrow

[wooden dove]

chipotle is for chuds

[digital light]

No I was scolding you for your comment

[wooden wolf]

oh oki

[grand whale]

I like eating birds like chicken

[agile mason]

hehe ...

[wooden dove]

that is yo pfp you chose da3t

[spring cove]

is this guy funny or lost

[digital light]

Twas smooth though icl

[iron blaze]

bad

[bronze cradle]

chicken are fat and yummy

[grand whale]

I’m lost

[agile mason]

i be smooth w all my paramours

[digital light]

Wow… I see how it is </3

[digital light]

This is true

[grand whale]

Someone explain

[spring cove]

#🗣marathon-general-chat is just down the hall

[quiet pulsar]

chudpotle

[magic rose]

oh god oh no

[grand whale]

Folk

[wooden wolf]

what

[pallid lynx]

calm down?

[grand whale]

Where context when I need him?

[agile mason]

[quiet pulsar]

Doctor val cole Im applying for cryo class on the uesc marathon as a lead experimental physicist My last project was the new mars settlement Question one Why do i want to join the expedition Honestly i cant believe anybody doesnt Exoplanet colonization is a mind blowing step forward and its going to challenge what we think we know about the universe

[primal frigate]

/playmarathonrightthissecondicantwaitanymore

[spring cove]

i aint readin allat

[wooden wolf]

/pee

[grand whale]

Bro

[wooden wolf]

sorry chat

[quiet pulsar]

/poo

[rough sail]

We've watched while the stars burned out, and creation played in reverse. The universe freezing in half light. Once I thought to escape. To end the end a master, step out of the path of collapse. Escape would make us god. Yet I cannot help remember one enigma. A hybrid, elusive destroyer. This is the only mystery I have not solved. The only element unaccounted for. Even S'bhuth is no more, he saved his entire race, but in the end, frozen by despair, he joined the chaos he sought to evade. But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won. A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand. You follow the path, fitting into an infinite pattern. Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild. Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all becomes one. One moment left. One point of space and time. I know who you are. You are destiny.

[grand whale]

Someone

[sharp briar]

peeathon

[grand whale]

Give me context

[iron blaze]

😨

[grand whale]

Who is pedguin

[wooden wolf]

We've watched while the stars burned out, and creation played in reverse. The universe freezing in half light. Once I thought to escape. To end the end a master, step out of the path of collapse. Escape would make us god. Yet I cannot help remember one enigma. A hybrid, elusive destroyer. This is the only mystery I have not solved. The only element unaccounted for. Even S'bhuth is no more, he saved his entire race, but in the end, frozen by despair, he joined the chaos he sought to evade. But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won. A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand. You follow the path, fitting into an infinite pattern. Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild. Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all becomes one. One moment left. One point of space and time. I know who you are. You are destiny.

[grand whale]

Or what is he?

Is he AI?

[pallid lynx]

@iron blaze

[sharp briar]

a birb

[quiet pulsar]

Exoplanet colonization represents a pivotal leap forward in our understanding of the universe. As a lead experimental physicist, I am applying for the cryo class on the UESC Marathon, and I can't help but express my fascination with what lies beyond our solar system. My last project centered around establishing a new settlement on Mars, but this expedition into the unknown presents an even more mind-boggling opportunity to redefine our truths about the cosmos.

[wooden wolf]

who?

[grand whale]

Please someone be serious

[iron blaze]

🦉

[magic rose]

AJ did you have your memory wiped over the past week?

[primal frigate]

Why so serious

[agile mason]

oooooooooo

[grand whale]

Just tell me

[pallid lynx]

sorry. Sorry

[magic rose]

pedguin is just a cool bird guy

[sharp briar]

ai2tired

[iron blaze]

thats a bot....

[primal frigate]

Dumbass cant spell penguin right

[quiet pulsar]

stupid bird

[wooden wolf]

penguin more like

mrrrow mee

[wicked schooner]

Is this why they named it Destiny

[iron blaze]

😦

[wooden wolf]

mew

mow

[bronze cradle]

/run_marathon --force-start --all-systems-go --no-delays --prod-mode

[magic rose]

yeah well it's spelt Symon but guess you didn't get that memo

[icy dagger]

Marton will make me ESCAPE///

[pallid lynx]

🫎

[primal frigate]

I will make ketchup from those tomatoes

[quiet pulsar]

they said "it's destiny time" and destinyed all over the solar system

[primal frigate]

I will build a house from those bricks

Mmmm mpreg

[iron blaze]

bob 😭

[primal frigate]

Nvm

[bronze cradle]

you made those bricks out of ketchup

[icy dagger]

Do shells get mpreg?

[quiet pulsar]

brick soup

[digital light]

Ofc

[icy dagger]

Lessss gooo

[magic rose]

when they birth it's just a bunch of worms and then they print new shells

[quiet pulsar]

sekiguchi is pretty pissed off about that feature

[bronze cradle]

mmmmm worms

[digital light]

Eh they’ll be fine dw

[iron blaze]

i might have to block you for this ngl...

[digital light]

They’ll get over it in no time

[magic rose]

I'm just spreading lore 🙄

[jagged pike]

💀