🗣marathon-general-chat

[scarlet bear]

Pink cat is just factually better

[kindred vigil]

u hop off ramen

[molten flax]

happy for you then :

[glacial flower]

Pink cat=worm❤️‍🩹

[iron blaze]

arm hurt...

[granite lance]

whose gonna watch the daytona 500 tomorrow

[kindred vigil]

It's been nice seeing u the mods r gonna get u for dat

[tiny mauve]

IsraelGPT generate me the worse Marton mascot . . .

[gleaming bough]

Sekiguchi made both KAAL1 (bingus) and Worm

[sharp briar]

DAAAAAYTOOOOOOOOOONA

[harsh burrow]

Nah later ✌️

[kindred vigil]

ok later alligator

[granite lance]

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LETS GO RACING

[celest coyote]

Idk krait literally told ppl to sewerslide and encouraged dehumanizing ppl and only got a day muted, I did one political joke and got a WEEK

[molten flax]

neeyth

[celest coyote]

Might just be nothing

[kindred vigil]

wtf

[molten flax]

ngl

[scarlet bear]

Pink cat solos the worm

[kindred vigil]

THATS WGAT IM TALKING ABT

[magic rose]

My love for the worms outweigh that for bingus

[tiny mauve]

Gulp

[glacial flower]

[kindred vigil]

...😨😨

[iron blaze]

i dont fuck with a lot of you huh...

[kindred vigil]

What is it phfoon I can take it

[woeful iron]

Is the cat from the trailer?

[molten flax]

Nah,

[kindred vigil]

tell me pfhoon

I need to know

[celest coyote]

But that secret will die with all the rest

[sharp briar]

oh no interest in the actual 500 just know this song was peak https://youtu.be/YVlcADaT94o?si=rhtfxuP-76xdTDJn

[kindred vigil]

ur gonna call me the cringest user here I can take it

[tiny mauve]

Nucal has burger why do you even want the cat

[granite lance]

oh whoops

i love nascar so much

[celest coyote]

Bimbgus

[molten flax]

its worse but i like you so im not gonna say it

[granite lance]

marathon sponsored nascar when

[kindred vigil]

say it

[tiny mauve]

[granite lance]

dale jr got to run a halo nascar

[agile mason]

pedguin 💛

[kindred vigil]

U mentioned it indirectly so u gotta say it

[celest coyote]

Is this code

Is this a secret message

[granite lance]

no im serious dale earnhardt jr drove his 88 car with a halo 4-5 paint scheme on it

[celest coyote]

That’s sick af

[tiny mauve]

do it for dale runner

[celest coyote]

Where’d everyone go

[keen heath]

hiding

[kindred vigil]

we busy bruh

[sinful scroll]

[celest coyote]

Scheming

[gleaming bough]

Bored...

[tiny mauve]

[granite lance]

dale earnhardt black number 3 chevy car in marathon

[keen heath]

plotting

[sharp briar]

waitmaxxing

[tiny mauve]

Nothing ever happens…

[sinful scroll]

bingusmaxxing

[kindred vigil]

are u sure nothing happens

[tiny mauve]

Consult the graph…

[celest coyote]

Let’s play that game again

[tiny mauve]

Yuo will never reach tau ceti fuor . . .

[celest coyote]

The one where u describe a video game plot shittily and then we guess

[kindred vigil]

I don't feel like it

[celest coyote]

Dayumn

[tiny mauve]

Destiny 1

[kindred vigil]

ugh fine

[tiny mauve]

Destiny 2

[kindred vigil]

Person wakes up and goes on a quest to do errands for people u just met and also someone doesn't have time to explain the plot rn or wtv

see easy

[tiny mauve]

Destiny 1

[celest coyote]

Any rpg

[magic rose]

Weren’t you revived though

[tiny mauve]

Yo this game easy af chat 🥹

[celest coyote]

I feel like we’re playing this backwards

[kindred vigil]

we are

[celest coyote]

Idk I just work here

[tiny mauve]

Destiny legends

[kindred vigil]

no kty u guess the game after someone says the plot shittly

[iron blaze]

😞

[tiny mauve]

Halo 4

[muted kernel]

✌️ 🥹

Twin

It died

[magic rose]

Halo 3 was my favorite

[celest coyote]

Idk I can’t think of any

[muted kernel]

Tiny was truly a des

[kindred vigil]

Ill think of something

hmmmm... 🧠......mmmm... 🧠

💡 got it

[tiny mauve]

I like tomodachi life

[magic rose]

REAL

I MISS TOMODACHI LIFE

[tiny mauve]

Does he know?

[magic rose]

I don’t 🧍‍♂️

[celest coyote]

I forgot the release date

[woeful iron]

Worm Gang Worm Gang Worm Gang (25x)

All my Runners on the Worm Gang

Worm Gang Worm Gang Worm Gang (25x)

[tiny mauve]

April 17 I think?

[celest coyote]

I want it NOW

[magic rose]

Is that when the second game comes out

[kindred vigil]

u visit a city and you lowkenuinly have to fight the manifestations of ur sins and trauma

see that's easy

[magic rose]

Silent Hill or fear and hunger

[tiny mauve]

Strategically timed to right about when you’ll be bored of marathon long enough to put some hours into it

[celest coyote]

Impossible

[tiny mauve]

Honestly we have such a stacked year for games but all I care about is marathon

[celest coyote]

Me when I visit home

[tiny mauve]

I was a non-believer because I was bitter about crucible being neglected but all the stuff this fall turned me around

[kindred vigil]

oh thats

[green folio]

[glacial flower]

Holy real

[tiny mauve]

Shout out Jake the alright and kruzer for brainwashing me

[celest coyote]

Silent hill 2

[magic rose]

Buying a pc just to play marathon

[tiny mauve]

I bought a new monitor partially because I wanna experience worm in the best picture quality possible

[indigo summit]

Burp

The goat has arrived

[kindred vigil]

all the cool people left me here

[digital light]

Hi guys

[sharp briar]

speaking of jake new episode of escape will make pod got posted

[proven kernel]

Hi Lilah

[magic rose]

What did you get?

[kindred vigil]

ugh it's LILIAH 🙄

[indigo summit]

Greetings

[kindred vigil]

hey chiplote girl

[molten flax]

woooooooooooow neeyth

so toxic

[celest coyote]

What was it

[proven kernel]

Neeyth's pfp is extra cute tonight.

[sharp briar]

LMAO jesus lilah comes back and everyone comes floooooding in

[kindred vigil]

it's tough love ughhhh

[digital light]

Oh…I dunno what I did to you but I apologize for whatever it was

[lilac lodge]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaang

[digital light]

Hi 😭

[kindred vigil]

U didn't do anything I'm just being a dick head

[digital light]

KYOOOOOOOOO

[tiny mauve]

Uhh I forget the specific name but it’s a 2k oled from Samsung I got it for 300 with my education account discount ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[lilac lodge]

Chipotlilah

[digital light]

I THOUGHT YOU DIED M8

[molten flax]

bc we all love her

[kindred vigil]

simpathon 🥀

[lilac lodge]

Been on the Valentines ting all day

[magic rose]

Dang, is it good? I’ve been looking for a new one I’ve lowkey used a whole tv as a monitor my entire gaming life

[molten flax]

neeyth u wish everyone wante you like lilah

[tiny mauve]

My old monitor is 1080p with no hdr or anything and a shitty matte coating that ruins the contrast so I’m low hype

[digital light]

Awe thanks guys, I appreciate y’all

[kindred vigil]

so true

[wicked schooner]

Du bist ein Diddybluden

[wintry bough]

Hello again runners

[kindred vigil]

gng is ur shit from 2009

[digital light]

It is I 🙂‍↕️

[celest coyote]

Wow everyone came back when Lilah appeared

[edgy saffron]

KRAIT DISCORD ACCOUNT GOT PERM BANNED???💀💀💀💀

[digital light]

Oh that’s sick asf, how was it

[indigo summit]

Sup

[kindred vigil]

Well they did tell ppl to off themselves and dehumanize others so

[celest coyote]

I thought so but krait appeared like 10 mins ago

[tiny mauve]

It hasn’t shipped yet but it seems pretty tight

[celest coyote]

Unless I’m seeing things

[silent tangle]

yeah that'll do it

[wicked schooner]

which one was krait

[kindred vigil]

icl they lwk toxic I am not shocked

[edgy saffron]

Nvm he just purged all his messages💀💀

[tiny mauve]

I mean it’s gonna be a massive step up from the old one and I can still pay rent so that’s all that matters to me

[indigo summit]

Who?

[edgy saffron]

He deserved that 1 day ban so hard

Hehehehe

[molten flax]

avg twitter user

[waxen basalt]

who the fuck is krait

the gun from destiny 2???

[kindred vigil]

+1

[celest coyote]

Nobody of consequence

[lilac lodge]

Great we had a picnic on a frozen lake and a 4 course sushi dinner and hit the bars with some friends for a bit

[wintry bough]

I don't know who we're talking about.

[nocturne oyster]

we are krait

[wintry bough]

Oh well

[wicked schooner]

how do i get marathon discord pfp

[edgy saffron]

A guy that was telling people to end themselves cuz they played arc raiders and "support ai" (literally just ai voicelines) meanwhile he uses Twitter and feeds data to grok ai💀

[wicked schooner]

ah who cares i cancelled my nitro anyway

[kindred vigil]

look at my unc going on dates

[glacial flower]

I dont think we want to be

[kindred vigil]

🌹🥹🔋

[nocturne oyster]

nvm

[waxen basalt]

oof

[woeful iron]

Normiemaxxing

[lilac lodge]

@kindred vigil love

[nocturne oyster]

we are not krait

[digital light]

That sounds hella fun ngl, I’m glad you had a great time

[celest coyote]

I think it had to be a few years ago

[digital light]

The sushi though…

Now I want some

[tiny mauve]

LFG cryo archive have gold longshot or kick

[lilac lodge]

Yall are my truest friends 😭💔

[kindred vigil]

sniper camping void squad #hellnah!!

[wicked schooner]

thief players when they can't play thief during test

[digital light]

Wait hold the phone, a picnic on a frozen lake?

[old hollow]

Y'all wanna hop on the jeremy renner app?

[lilac lodge]

I’m never financially recovering ☺️☺️☺️

[kindred vigil]

‼️

[digital light]

That sounds sick asf what the heck

[celest coyote]

We will not carry the flame

[sharp briar]

good thing im also 50% rook main

[tiny mauve]

His whole trio stabbed him 87 times 🥀

[digital light]

Oh shoot 😭 Was it worth it at least?

[indigo summit]

I'm so hyped chat

[tiny mauve]

I’m a #truecel vandal main gang rise 🆙

[weary prairie]

[gleaming bough]

[lilac lodge]

Yea people ice skate on it often but I make this braised beef ragu so I arranged it picnic style

[nocturne oyster]

you could say hes not like us

[glacial flower]

WE are so hyped twin🥹✊

[sharp briar]

you are also now very pink

[celest coyote]

That’s such a crispy pfp

[indigo summit]

On god

[indigo summit]

NuCal on top praise Gaius what can I say

[kindred vigil]

scooby

[kindred vigil]

Please say u ranked up

[digital light]

Holy shit m8, that sounds so fun wth 😭

[kindred vigil]

Scooby why the skull

[scenic meteor]

im at the exact same rank

[kindred vigil]

Scooby u ranked up right

[celest coyote]

That sounds fhfhfj beef ragu makes endorphins

[kindred vigil]

oh my fucking god

[scenic meteor]

im hardstuck

[digital light]

I missed you Pedguin, I was wondering where you were

[kindred vigil]

SCOOBY!!!!

[scenic meteor]

its so over for me

[indigo summit]

Lmao

[kindred vigil]

WE'RE NOT GOING EMEARLD AT THIS RATE!!

[iron blaze]

i was out ofc

[ebon harness]

Who up straight worming it

[magic rose]

A destroyer statue using the shield would’ve been dope

[kindred vigil]

everyone was out and I'm sleeping like a chuc

#awesome

[digital light]

Nah as you should though in all seriousness, respect m8 🙏

[indigo summit]

You're cooked sorry

[digital light]

Twin

[kindred vigil]

U know what I want for Valentine day

A email saying "you're hired!"

[tiny mauve]

I wish the ranks for marathon sounded cooler

[celest coyote]

Rlly tho is that pfp available somewhere it looks rlly nice

[digital light]

I’m making elderberry syrup right now 👁️👄👁️

[celest coyote]

I’d wear it on a shirt

[digital light]

It smells atrocious

[iron blaze]

tru

[magic rose]

What’re the ranks?

[tiny mauve]

.01% achievement

[celest coyote]

Why?

[indigo summit]

I took a screenshot of that little clip video they released right before the Gaius one

[celest coyote]

Only one I’ve seen is pinnacle

[celest coyote]

Oh thanks

[indigo summit]

It's a pill :3

[digital light]

Because you have to cook it, and when you do it doesn’t smell the greatest

[tiny mauve]

It’s just like standard bronze silver gold until the top which is pinnacle I think

[digital light]

I also don’t have the best stove setup

[magic rose]

Ah okay

[celest coyote]

Actually that one dude in the vidoc was wearing a pinnacle runner shirt back in December

Or maybe it was the class overview vid

[digital light]

If I email you randomly saying you’re hired would that count

[celest coyote]

They were dangling the ranked mode in front of our noses

[kindred vigil]

no liliah

[magic rose]

How’s the ranked gonna work?

[sharp briar]

at the chipotle?

[magic rose]

I’ve only heard bits and pieces

[celest coyote]

Oh interesting, I’ve never cooked with elderberries

[tiny mauve]

You have a gear ante and have to extract high value loot to rank up

[glacial flower]

Worm eating competition

[digital light]

Sigh…can’t say I didn’t try

[tiny mauve]

It sounds really cool actually

[indigo summit]

This might be the only game I ever consistently play ranked in if it works like how ppl say it will

[wintry bough]

So how has chat behaved so far in the last hour or so?

[kindred vigil]

ur just the chipotle girl....only thing u can fill a void is my BELLLY!!! GIVE ME 4 BURRITOS!!!

[digital light]

Honestly wait lowkey, Neeyth you wanna work at chipotle?

[indigo summit]

Actual rewards for doing it is great

[celest coyote]

V well actually

[kindred vigil]

I would if there was one

[sharp briar]

it got a lilttle f r e a k y

[kindred vigil]

u tryna referral me? 👀

[digital light]

Don’t you even fret m8
🌯🌯🌯🌯
🤲

[lilac lodge]

Take alll day so it’s always a bit of a hassle but it cooks itself for the most part

[iron blaze]

🤫

[wintry bough]

A shame I missed out then

[tiny mauve]

When isn’t it

[wintry bough]

That's good

[digital light]

Lowkey I could ngl

[indigo summit]

Without me???

[kindred vigil]

It's ok u probably live in a chud state

like washing ton

[digital light]

Me rn

[celest coyote]

If u have a recipe id gladly accept it

[indigo summit]

I'll bring the freaky back dw gimme a minute

[kindred vigil]

can u not bring freaky

[celest coyote]

I’m bringing freaky back

[digital light]

Naur, good guess though

[tiny mauve]

#thieffeet

[indigo summit]

😛

[digital light]

But until then have some burritos for emotional support

[wintry bough]

Anyone got any pins I can borrow?

[kindred vigil]

thanks bru

[celest coyote]

For a voodoo?

[indigo summit]

I might got some

[kindred vigil]

Dude no joke in 2021

I was fucking devouring chipotle burritos

[tiny mauve]

When does the barefoot destroyer skin come out fr fr am I right chat

[indigo summit]

You'll have to come get them though

[wintry bough]

Ha, no. I don't even really know what that is.

[kindred vigil]

WHO W
EVER WORKS AT KISSIMMEE FLORIDA CHIPOTLE I LOVE U

[celest coyote]

I’m surprised it’s not even out on release

Major L

[kindred vigil]

They filled it up so much so much meat and rice omg 🤤

[sharp briar]

Kiss Me Florida?

[digital light]

Real asf, but the real question is what your order was

[rough sail]

Yo chat I just got off my shift at Kissimmee Florida chipotle

[kindred vigil]

big ass fat fucking burrito

[celest coyote]

Those scary dolls from horror movies n stuff that u can hurt and they hurt the person they’re designed after

[tiny mauve]

I haven’t been to a chipotle since the incident

[sharp briar]

big ass you say?

[molten flax]

you wish u had a job

[celest coyote]

🧢

[wintry bough]

Hi Lena! :3

[kindred vigil]

It had like rice and beans and shi and meat

[digital light]

Double wrapped? 👀

[indigo summit]

Hype!!

[kindred vigil]

Some guac

[kindred vigil]

yerrrup

shit was HUUGE

[digital light]

Our guac would be sm better if we made it spicier

[celest coyote]

I had a quesarito at chipotle it lowkey changed my life

[wintry bough]

Dunno that I'd make one to hurt people with

[kindred vigil]

one thing I love is some.big ass

[digital light]

I literally cut extra jalapeños sometimes to add it into my guac, js for me tho

[kindred vigil]

burritos

[celest coyote]

Agreed

[celest coyote]

Oh

[sharp briar]

hey lilah loves big ass too

[tiny mauve]

Tf is a quesarito

[digital light]

Bob…we agreed to keep that in the drafts

[iron blaze]

😭

[celest coyote]

Quesadilla as the tortilla for the burrito

[wintry bough]

My man 🤝

[indigo summit]

I know what I'd use a voodoo doll for and it's NOT to hurt ppl if yk what I'm sayin

[celest coyote]

Some secret menu something

[sharp briar]

f r e a k y

[proven kernel]

I literally cut extra jalapeños sometimes just to forget and rub my eyes.

[celest coyote]

Taco Bell made them too as an item but I had one at chipotle it was fire

[tiny mauve]

Holy back bro

[digital light]

I say something taste like booty and now I never hear the end of it

[wintry bough]

If you don't mind...

[kindred vigil]

w eye drop

[indigo summit]

😛

[kindred vigil]

I be saying that too dw

[proven kernel]

no, that’s serrano chilies.

[digital light]

I’m sorry Pedguin… </3

[kindred vigil]

cuz some things do taste like butt

[celest coyote]

Watchlist

[indigo summit]

Owie

[digital light]

Thank you Neeyth

[wintry bough]

Including butt itself

[sharp briar]

🫦

[tiny mauve]

Put me on there too lowk

[proven kernel]

pork butt?

[molten flax]

ewww butts

[woeful iron]

Yall degens

[indigo summit]

Hey chat guess what

[celest coyote]

Even pork butt is from the shoulder

[sharp briar]

yessss butts

[digital light]

Chicken butt

HAH

[wintry bough]

CORRECT

[celest coyote]

They are just dumb

[digital light]

Gottem

[proven kernel]

shhhhh

[indigo summit]

I will tear you asunder

[celest coyote]

I mean no it isn’t

[molten flax]

naur butts boob

[celest coyote]

Who said that

What is happening

[digital light]

No thank you… 👁️👄👁️

I’ll pass

[sharp briar]

butts is happening

[digital light]

Thanks though 😁

[cloud lynx]

😅 Never change general chat, ya nasties 🙌

[indigo summit]

Butts... Drool emoji peach emoji

[molten flax]

@indigo summit only this guy

[digital light]

Lowkey the elderberry syrup looks like blood

It’s grossing me out

[kindred vigil]

I Ain't nasty

[celest coyote]

Does anyone ever wonder how humanity is possibly redeemable

[kindred vigil]

I am very modest and like to read books

[stuck birch]

Hi there

[molten flax]

stop lying neeyth

[wintry bough]

No. Because it's just not.

[molten flax]

u ont rea

[indigo summit]

I'm like why he say fuck me for?

[molten flax]

AM I WRONG?

[tiny mauve]

Not really because I’m chillin

[kindred vigil]

It's redeemable because we can think it's redeemable if it wasn't we wouldn't think it'd be a concept worth doing

[celest coyote]

Yeah that’s usually the conclusion I come to

[severe condor]

Wym

[woeful iron]

We need real life marathon FPV synthetic soldiers

[wintry bough]

Cause he wants to

[indigo summit]

What a freak he is

[rough sail]

Ate my ramen

[indigo summit]

Yummers

[digital light]

Yum 🤤 What kinda ramen?

[celest coyote]

Aussies have a special form of communication

[rough sail]

Nongshim spicy ramen

[wintry bough]

freaky

[stuck birch]

Hi @rough sail and @digital light

[digital light]

Oh heck yeah, that ramen is fire asf

[indigo summit]

They're truly strange

[digital light]

Hi Wash

[celest coyote]

Nogoshim fire

[digital light]

How ya doin m8

[indigo summit]

No hi for me? The second funniest person here?

[kindred vigil]

@scenic meteor

[stuck birch]

It's been a long time, Lilah Sue, I haven't seen you

[severe condor]

I like that and Buldak

[cold vector]

Steam double charged me on apex coins and won't refund me so now I can't get marathon 🤦

[stuck birch]

Hi 😂😂😈

[kindred vigil]

Let's squat together in downtown Chicago twin

[tiny mauve]

Holy chud bro

[celest coyote]

Had a friend with a church leader who was Aussie and he’d say the most vile vulgar shit ever at church functions but it was just normal for him

[digital light]

Yeah I’ve been going to sleep earlier than usual so that’s probably why

[wicked schooner]

Buldak is good but I can’t eat it regular

[indigo summit]

Haiiiii :3

[kindred vigil]

Take it as a life lesson

[severe condor]

Same

[digital light]

Buldak is BUSSSS, have you tried the Rose Buldak?

[kindred vigil]

Never give money to apex

[wintry bough]

Welcome to EAs predatory microtransactions

[celest coyote]

Natural selection

[indigo summit]

I mean us and the Aussies have actually zero filter at all

[kindred vigil]

U don't wanna be a tophh

Playing apex and deadlock

[indigo summit]

We be swearing frfr

[scenic meteor]

Who tryna be my valentine

[kindred vigil]

Me

[digital light]

Yeah my stomach would actually die

[celest coyote]

It’s beautiful in a way

[tiny mauve]

I have a blood rage for apex because it robbed me of titanfall 3

[molten flax]

shit and peak

[celest coyote]

Me too

[stuck birch]

I thought to myself, you left us for Arc 😂

[rough sail]

Hello

[indigo summit]

I have a blood rage for apex because it's bad

[molten flax]

and its all just the c word

[kindred vigil]

Titanfall is not all that lil pup 😂😂😂✌️✌️👐🙌🙌‼️

[severe condor]

Slam soon

[molten flax]

i will kill you neeyth

[indigo summit]

It's a good word

[molten flax]

soon

[digital light]

Oh HELL to the naw, I would never leave y’all for arc dw 😭🙏

[kindred vigil]

Oh my

[molten flax]

it really is

[wintry bough]

You changed your pfp?

[celest coyote]

Yeah that’s like considered the worst one in the USA

[severe condor]

2 ish weeks

Me think

[celest coyote]

Excepting racial stuff

[rough sail]

I did

[tiny mauve]

I thought the high guard reveal at TGA was tf3 for a sec and I genuinely think that was the most heartbreaking geoff moment I’ve ever experienced

[sharp briar]

hoe i thought i was

[severe condor]

No 💀

[celest coyote]

It hurt

[wintry bough]

This one looks good but I still liked the old one too

[celest coyote]

It is?

[kindred vigil]

why can't a man have 2 men for himself

[molten flax]

was abt to say, everything is free reign but slurs

[indigo summit]

Apparently if you use it in a YouTube video it has the same weight in the demonetization algorithm as the n word 😭

[stuck birch]

So you watched the State of Play and the live stream?

[rough sail]

My pfps are always on rotation

[indigo summit]

Its not that serious 😭

[molten flax]

typa greed they talk abt in the bible

[celest coyote]

Damn

[indigo summit]

It's very dumb

[kindred vigil]

I'm sorry phfoon

[digital light]

I watched the State of Play, not the livestream tho I had to go do some stuff

[celest coyote]

I mean in terms of standard swears in the American English vernacular I’m pretty sure that’s considered the most foul

Least acceptable

[wintry bough]

Honestly, unless my proto model gets some changes or upgrades I probably won't change mine again.

[indigo summit]

Probably

[molten flax]

night night

[digital light]

Back when the amount of wives you had determined your social status </3

[kindred vigil]

Goodnight pedguin

[indigo summit]

To like Americans sure

[sharp briar]

a throuple….?

[wicked schooner]

after boiling the noodles, stir fry the buldak in a pan with garlic and ginger, add some japanese mayo if it's too spicy for you. it'll enhance the flavor while cutting the spice

[indigo summit]

Gn

[celest coyote]

Yeah that’s what I mean

[molten flax]

shit it still does, just calling them sidepieces now

[digital light]

Good night Pedguin! Sleep well 🙏

[kindred vigil]

LORD GIVE ME MEN

[digital light]

What the fuck bruh

[kindred vigil]

I need them for battles

[digital light]

Please tell me you’re joking

[molten flax]

i really aint

[kindred vigil]

They're not

[digital light]

You have side pieces?

[stuck birch]

I have kids, they're going to cost me a fortune, they're seen on Fortnite, yes they play Fortnite, the K-pop Demon Hunter skins, I had to buy them, let's say €40 for the pack 😂😂

[molten flax]

life is not good

[wintry bough]

I need some men too

[celest coyote]

rip

[woeful iron]

💯

[indigo summit]

Just have a beautiful poly relationship fools

[digital light]

Aur naur…this is not good 😭 rip

[indigo summit]

Y'all aren't woke enough

[tiny mauve]

Chill on Fortnite unc

[kindred vigil]

Polyamory is low-key just a socially acceptable version of what pfhoon said lwk

[wicked schooner]

real money-making mindset would sell the kids on ebay

[molten flax]

i uhh... also bought that pack

[kindred vigil]

But that's the un-woke in me talking

[stuck birch]

They love playing Rumi and Jinu 😂

[molten flax]

even then thats frowned upon

[celest coyote]

It quite literally is

[indigo summit]

You gotta all agree to it, if you do its fine

[digital light]

You didn’t answer my question…I’ll take that as a yes 🙄

[molten flax]

I DO NOT HAVE SIDE PICES

I HAVE 0 GAME

[digital light]

Oh thank goodness

Oh wait no

Not to the second part

[stuck birch]

Next Fortnite Marathon collab 😈

[wintry bough]

Polyamory (in my opinion) is fine. But it rarely ever works out long term

[digital light]

Just the first part

[prime zephyr]

Has anyone here preordered game on ps5 and game fully installed instead of countdown timer you normally get

[indigo summit]

If you have "Side pieces" like this Pfhoon sicko yeah it's not great

[sharp briar]

pfhroggy s lil p h r e a k

[tiny mauve]

Genuinely inevitable

[molten flax]

wtf

[kindred vigil]

polycule from a discord server:

[undone delta]

[celest coyote]

Pretty sure an install won’t happen until way closer to launch

[digital light]

I thought you were saying you had side pieces Pfhoon mb m8

[indigo summit]

Owned sorry

[wicked schooner]

all pfhoon is saying is that side bitches are normalized in some cultures and that's true

[indigo summit]

I've got one side piece

[molten flax]

oh yeah, the amount of stories i see from like people opening up a pre existing relationship and it being miserable is absurd

[indigo summit]

A main piece of you will

Because I have only one

[kindred vigil]

The only side pieces that I got is my macaroni and rice from Popeyes 🤤🤤✌️✌️😂✌️🙌🙌‼️‼️

[celest coyote]

And a symbol of clout

[indigo summit]

My girlfriend

[tiny mauve]

I have genuinely never met a poly person who wasn’t actively in a mental health crisis I’m ngl

[indigo summit]

I guess its not really a side piece then

Nvm

[celest coyote]

I feel like this is meant to be ironic but that sounds fire

[digital light]

Why would people settle for the side piece, they deserve to be the main course meal </3

[wintry bough]

Unless y'all get together at the same time. Opening a preexisting relationship is ALWAYS a bad idea.

[molten flax]

i swear to go i thought u had a man

[kindred vigil]

it's what I want rn

I want popeye

[wicked schooner]

they dont love themselves sis

[celest coyote]

Yknow there’s a lot of that in a lot of things nowadays

[sharp briar]

side piece but gf?

[stuck birch]

I hate Fortnite, but you have to know how to please the kids. Don't have kids, they'll devour your money! 😂😂😂

[indigo summit]

I mean shit you want in?

[digital light]

I second this

[molten flax]

nah

[woeful iron]

I will never have a mental poly gf... why live

[molten flax]

rejected

[tiny mauve]

Trve ngl

[kindred vigil]

polycule is like this

[digital light]

Yeah touché

[molten flax]

denied

[kindred vigil]

Imagine you buy a standard edition of a game and you low-key keep buying edition upgrades and dlcs for ur standard

[rough sail]

This is so real I cannot lie

[stuck birch]

Touché couler 😈

[wicked schooner]

i have 8 baby mamas

i still cant figure out which one is my real mom

[tiny mauve]

Mental non poly gf is reasonably attainable never stop trying ❤️‍🔥

[prime zephyr]

It did on my account that’s why I’m asking if anyone else has seen it happen can even start game up to joining of course you get server offline

[woeful iron]

I stopped trying long ago lmao

[digital light]

Huh

Ykw nvm

[wintry bough]

Being in a poly relationship can be good for... Other things... But not much else tbh. Just ends up being an attention and jealousy battle.

[celest coyote]

I dont think so

[stuck birch]

French expression 🥲

[tiny mauve]

Just go to the bar and ask odd looking chicks if you can hit their vape it’ll work eventually

[digital light]

Ah yes yes I know, just got confused on the couler part

[indigo summit]

It probably would ngl

[celest coyote]

I think that means ass

[tiny mauve]

I speak from experience

[kindred vigil]

Who trynna play dragon ball legends

[digital light]

Oh 🤔

I see now

WHAT

[tiny mauve]

Local metal shows are even better

[digital light]

Insane edit 😭

Anywho

[indigo summit]

There ain't no local shows for me bruh I live in the middle o nowhere

[serene chasm]

Erm

Chat

[karmic stirrup]

FINALLY.

[digital light]

Pedguin I thought you were going to sleepy sleep

[stuck birch]

It's like in France; there are many regions with accents and their own words, a bit like Quebec and Canada, or even Texas.

[karmic stirrup]

vegtable 2..

[tiny mauve]

Brvtal 🥀🥀🥀

[serene chasm]

I uh

I’m playing the game

[digital light]

What did you do?

[molten flax]

i just hip checked a wall tryna get a jumper

everything hurts

[proven kernel]

out with it…

[woeful iron]

Talking to women? I just cant do it anymore its so boring and pointless

[celest coyote]

Actually I’m wrong Google says it means flow

[digital light]

Ouch 😭

[serene chasm]

Like I’m actually playing Marathon rn

[wintry bough]

Ouch....

[indigo summit]

#Pwned

[kindred vigil]

What's a jumper

Jumper cable?

[digital light]

Ah I see I see 🤔

[molten flax]

sweater

[tiny mauve]

Sweater

[celest coyote]

Ur marathoning it

[indigo summit]

Waow

[serene chasm]

It says it launched already

[kindred vigil]

ohhh

[tiny mauve]

#brit spotted

[molten flax]

why am i cold in summer

make it make sense

[indigo summit]

I hate summer

[kindred vigil]

It's not summer or spring yet

duhhh

[tiny mauve]

%aussie

[serene chasm]

Why are the graphics like this

[indigo summit]

I'm glad it's getting colder bruh I hate the heat

[molten flax]

its so fucking ass, cant even call it smmer bc youll get all 4 seasons

[serene chasm]

It looks like it was made in the 90s

[molten flax]

in one day

[stuck birch]

For example, in northern France they say "pain au chocolat" and in the south "chocolatine".

[celest coyote]

It’s an aesthetic

[kindred vigil]

wait a minute are u France

[indigo summit]

It's true

[stuck birch]

Oui

[tiny mauve]

You need more #whimsy my boy

[indigo summit]

I'm so sorry to hear that

[proven kernel]

The entire country.

[kindred vigil]

Which region...

[tiny mauve]

Getting drunk and talking to randoms is one of life’s great treasures if you let it be

[stuck birch]

Bretagne

[indigo summit]

Praying for you 🙏

[wooden wolf]

misha is huge

[wintry bough]

Men are easier to understand... But my type is rare to find unfortunately.

[kindred vigil]

PHEW!!! NOT A PARIS FRENCHIE

[molten flax]

stg summer is starting earlier and ending sooner

[proven kernel]

😭

[digital light]

I need a funnel, jumper cables, and a nickel back album (iykyk)

[molten flax]

real, femboys do not exist over here

[indigo summit]

That's global warming in action baby

[stuck birch]

I hate paris Marseille Lyon 😂😂

[wintry bough]

West Coast is empty too

[digital light]

Oooooo okay

[wintry bough]

South is just as bad

[scenic meteor]

I love my French people

[indigo summit]

Femboys 🤤

[kindred vigil]

I just googled ur region wash and it's so beautiful

[wintry bough]

All the femboys are all in the northern states

[celest coyote]

One of my favorite books is about a French spy in ww2

[wooden wolf]

im imagining a characterization of you drawn in the shape of france rn

[wintry bough]

Pain

[stuck birch]

I love my scooby 😈

[woeful iron]

Im not gonna keep going on but nah man i legit can't stand them, maybe ill find someone outside of this hellscape trash culture country one day

[kindred vigil]

bud we know

[proven kernel]

I’m scared.

[kindred vigil]

ur little rev fixation of a month says it all

[molten flax]

why mish mash scared?

[kindred vigil]

then u low-key stopped getting fixated on him

[celest coyote]

French

[tiny mauve]

Not true in my experience #iwish

[molten flax]

true

[stuck birch]

@kindred vigil You don't like the French? 😈😂

[wooden wolf]

one of my favorite books is about a Sergeant defending Harvest against a bunch of aliens

[wintry bough]

I meant specifically in the US lol. If I was anywhere else they'd probably be fairly easy to find.

[kindred vigil]

I do

[wooden wolf]

WHY

[kindred vigil]

I love the French

[celest coyote]

😎

[kindred vigil]

But Paris Frenchies...

they're so prude and mean 🥀

[tiny mauve]

I know I live in the northeast

[wooden wolf]

only canon boinging in halo btw

[celest coyote]

True true

[iron blaze]

i should be in bed... 😭

[proven kernel]

the whole french characterization drawing thing lol….

[indigo summit]

I don't really hate anyone based on where they were born cause I'm woke like that

Unless it's Israel

[stuck birch]

In Paris they're as stupid as in Marseille and Lyon, I really hate those people.

[celest coyote]

Uh

[kindred vigil]

I don't either I think it's just really funny to hate on the french

[wooden wolf]

gimme like 15 minutes

[tiny mauve]

I hate a specific country in the middle of the world but I won’t say which one teehee

[molten flax]

nz has a valid reason tho

[kindred vigil]

uh oh gulp

[wooden wolf]

i gotta grab my drawing tablet

[final monolith]

my wife just called me to pick up the kids, little does she know im playing the 'Thon right now 🤣 🤣 #IHateMyWife

[celest coyote]

We just pretending that didn’t happen

[proven kernel]

There’s a titanic joke in here somewhere.

[indigo summit]

🤫

[kindred vigil]

Goodnight Liliah

[molten flax]

shut up martin

[kindred vigil]

oh wait I'm supposed to be mean to u

[stuck birch]

Are you going to bed already? 🥲

[kindred vigil]

BAD night liliah I hope the bed bugs DO bite 🙄

[final monolith]

tough crowd huh................... *taps mic

[celest coyote]

Like that was like sooooooo out in the open

[indigo summit]

Gn sleepyhead

[digital light]

No shhhhh I like this side of you better

[digital light]

Damn it…

[tiny mauve]

Nothing beats a glass of red wine…other than THON! yep, #imarunner 💚🖤

[digital light]

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm when you sleep 🙄

[kindred vigil]

evil I need it to be cold tn

[indigo summit]

Demonic

[languid ingot]

Boo this man

[kindred vigil]

das a lady

[digital light]

Yaur

[indigo summit]

Cancelled

[stuck birch]

Beware of the monster in the closet! 😂😂🫵

[indigo summit]

Misgenderthon

[digital light]

Too bad 😼

[woeful iron]

I hope there is a spider in your room

[celest coyote]

I’m pretty surprised

[digital light]

He started it bruh…

[molten flax]

night lila

[kindred vigil]

Surprised on what

[tiny mauve]

Who’s excited for Presidents’ Day tomorrow to honor our glorious leader #bigD

[indigo summit]

Adventure time lookin ass

[celest coyote]

That the chat just let that Israel comment slide

[kindred vigil]

Who the fuck is big D

[digital light]

Alr ciao

[tiny mauve]

#thedon

[digital light]

Sleep well everybody

[kindred vigil]

oh

OHHH

[wintry bough]

The big dump

[kindred vigil]

I'm so stupid omg

[stuck birch]

Good night

[woeful iron]

Its not even midnight tomorrow is Sunday

[indigo summit]

Poopy

[celest coyote]

Actually maybe I’m not

[kindred vigil]

I forgot his first name is don and not tru )his full name is a auto mute)

[iron blaze]

gn fr this time

[tiny mauve]

Fact checked by true American patriot sneed 💔

[indigo summit]

Gn this time fr, if you come back I will rend your flesh

[woeful iron]

Someone has to do it

[wicked schooner]

israelgpt genearte me a extraction shooter pwease ^w^<3333
. . . generating . . .
result:** ARC Raiders**

like and subscribe for more funny gaming content!

[tiny mauve]

I’m just so damn excited it can’t come fast enough

[indigo summit]

Today is Sunday actually ☝️ 🤓

[kindred vigil]

Commenting on it would cause a chain reaction so we usually prefer not to act like we see some things

Well we as in me

[indigo summit]

I want it bad

[cosmic topaz]

anyone know if there’s a large LFG server? like the destiny 2 one?

[tiny mauve]

IsraelGPT generate me the perfect discord user

[final monolith]

loveGPT generate hugs for everone

[kindred vigil]

I DO NOT ADVOCATE FOR THE BIG NET ❌❌❌❌

[celest coyote]

Probably will be on launch

[kindred vigil]

I'm just saying we just gotta leave dat one alone

[woeful iron]

Well im pretty lucky i just started learning about it yesterday so i haven't even been looking forward to it at all ive been on Arc so much, but atleast the beta is less than a couple weeks away im really surprised how close the release date is.

[indigo summit]

Generating....

Here's your answer: @scenic meteor

[jagged pike]

they should just launch the game tomorrow

[tiny mauve]

I assume once full release hits there will be an unofficial one as well as lfg channels in here

[kindred vigil]

😭😭😭

[molten flax]

WRONG

THAT BUM PLAYS LEAGUE

[indigo summit]

Exactly

[quartz abyss]

happy valentines day

[jagged pike]

or right now even

[celest coyote]

I think they’re using the notion of israelgpt to imply it would produce poor results due to poor opinions of related country

[kindred vigil]

It's a slander thing

[celest coyote]

In this essay, I will

[indigo summit]

Generating...

Here's your answer: Rust

[tiny mauve]

Your gaming franchise is… Persona 💗💗💗

[woeful iron]

Horizon

[molten flax]

pfhorgpt, generate me some durandal yaoi

[celest coyote]

I learned that word from this server

[scenic meteor]

only correct answer ive seen all day

[molten flax]

omg i forgot about that 😭

[kindred vigil]

You got links to the big net??!!

[celest coyote]

I feel like my life was better before several of the vocab words I learned here

[wooden wolf]

what about yuri

[jagged pike]

what’s yaoi

[molten flax]

FOLK

[kindred vigil]

all tis chat does is talk about yuri and yaoi

[celest coyote]

Learned that one here too

[kindred vigil]

what about gaoi

huh?

[tiny mauve]

Japanese seafood dish

[scenic meteor]

yao gaoi?

[jagged pike]

then i love it

[celest coyote]

Can’t tell if this is a joke

I have no idea

[kindred vigil]

it is

[jagged pike]

i love yaoi guys

[celest coyote]

Oh ok

[indigo summit]

Generating...

Here's your answer:
Durandal: Tycho we- We shouldn't...
Tycho: I love you Durandal, I love you so much
(Then they kiss and stuff)

[celest coyote]

Coulda told me gaoi meant anything and it’d make sense to me

[tiny mauve]

HOLY PEAK‼️‼️‼️‼️

[kindred vigil]

Icl some of you are like so 100% larping about liking Yuri and yaoi

[scenic meteor]

grokgpt, generate me the perfect league partner

[celest coyote]

Where did they get bodies

Or lips

[kindred vigil]

Cause why did it explode so much suddenly in 2024-2026

[wooden wolf]

not me

[indigo summit]

Ill be posting the uncensored version on AO3 soon

[wooden wolf]

im an og

[gleaming bough]

[jagged pike]

is there a yaoi but like, in real life 🤔

[tiny mauve]

I live this shit man I was watching yuri on ice as a 12 year old don’t even play

[woeful iron]

If this game flops im going back to Highguard

[kindred vigil]

Yeah that's called gay men

[molten flax]

doomed yaoi or toxic yuri?

[celest coyote]

W

Wh

[indigo summit]

Toxic Yuri

[scenic meteor]

who tryna watch yuri with me

[molten flax]

no one scoob

[indigo summit]

Doomed yaoi just makes me sad cause it doesn't work out

[wooden wolf]

??

[celest coyote]

Well this is my cue to exit

[languid ingot]

Unmoddedathon

[kindred vigil]

ur a man u can't watch Yuri

[tiny mauve]

I lived doomed yoai and never talked to guys ever again

[final monolith]

thats not true

[indigo summit]

Your name is literally big burly gay man

[jagged pike]

fr lol

[final monolith]

himedanshis exist

[kindred vigil]

A what bro

[final monolith]

fudanshis exist

[scenic meteor]

chat on demon time tonight

[celest coyote]

Is that an English

[final monolith]

yea you wouldnt get it

[molten flax]

sorry pfhor

[final monolith]

its japanese

[tiny mauve]

Hating on larp in this server 🥀

[molten flax]

its romanji for a guy who like yuri

[languid ingot]

No.. 😟

[kindred vigil]

This is unfortunately normal

[scenic meteor]

normal?!?!?!

[molten flax]

tame even

[kindred vigil]

Yes scooby

This is very tame

[molten flax]

bc mustard aint here

hate that guy

[indigo summit]

Nobody is burping yet

[jagged pike]

they were less freaky yesterday strangely

[celest coyote]

Well kinda romaji but there can’t be an s without a vowel

[indigo summit]

We could get it started

[kindred vigil]

1-2 nights ago people were barking and flirting and talking about their rope kinks

😭😭😭😭

[scenic meteor]

UwU

[final monolith]

you say a little yuri and yaoi and peopel lose their minds...

[molten flax]

do not

[indigo summit]

AND I MISSED IT????

[final monolith]

#NotVeryWokeOfYou

[scenic meteor]

i shouldve been there

[wooden wolf]

bark meow meow

[tiny mauve]

Personal tragedy that I missed this

[celest coyote]

You say peacock, nobody bats an eye

[indigo summit]

If anything that nuts happens again ping me I beg

[kindred vigil]

It was legit nothing but transfems that night flirting and talking about their kinks

it was crazy icl

[wooden wolf]

[indigo summit]

I wanna #BeThere

[molten flax]

thank god i was not there

were they all also nucal?

[scenic meteor]

#missedout

I’m sad

[kindred vigil]

sekgen and nucal

[molten flax]

i feel like nucal attracts the freaks ngl

[jagged pike]

damn i should’ve joined the server sooner then 😔

[wooden wolf]

i need more alchyhol

[molten flax]

goddamnit

[tiny mauve]

Can’t wait for server slam when we can all discuss our kinks over prox chat

[wooden wolf]

if i get drunker ill meow

[wicked schooner]

yeah it was a "ruff" night

[molten flax]

its just alchahal

[wooden wolf]

awrrruff!

[molten flax]

iykyk

[scenic meteor]

Neeyth hop in

[kindred vigil]

On what

[indigo summit]

Its cause NuCal is objectively the funniest factions and everyone knows the funnier someone is the freakier they are

[celest coyote]

I’m just here for bingus

[stray bramble]

boutta bark at the first squad i see 🙏🙏 /j

[final monolith]

im going through drawing fundamentals i want to improve!!! iave some

chill music

its a comfy night

[indigo summit]

Bingus isn't even NuCal they're just pink 😭

[wicked schooner]

ok

[tiny mauve]

Next weekend I’m turning up and getting banned ✌️🙏

[mellow phoenix]

real

[molten flax]

food faction so i kinda had to as a baker

[wooden wolf]

@proven kernel small delay on franch mish bc i had to redownload clip studio paint and my wacom drivers 🥀

[wooden wolf]

why next weekend

[tiny mauve]

Wait so real actually no work on Monday

Tomorrow night prepare yourselves chat

[celest coyote]

Yes and we have claimed the bingus

[kindred vigil]

Why are we preparing

[indigo summit]

Yoinked her frfr

[celest coyote]

And sekiguchi doesn’t seem to claim bingus bc they’re all about worm

[indigo summit]

Gimme a time

I'll be there

[tiny mauve]

I’m gonna get drunk and nasty in the Marathon Official Discord Server ❤️‍🔥🥹

[kindred vigil]

I will not be there to get drunk and nasty

[indigo summit]

You gotta wait till they add VCS

[woeful iron]

My body is ready

[indigo summit]

Then it'll be funnier

[jagged pike]

cats are inherently destructive, so they mida for sure

[kindred vigil]

never talking in a server just girls ever again #hell

[indigo summit]

I'm a dude

For now anyways

[tiny mauve]

Spinning a huge wheel to invite people to my lobby during server slam

[kindred vigil]

"for now" are u coming out

[indigo summit]

Check up in like 5 years maybe

[wicked schooner]

w⭕men

[wintry bough]

Congrats for you then

[molten flax]

REAL SHIT

[kindred vigil]

ok wait this sounds crazy misogynistic without context

[wicked schooner]

Wömen

[indigo summit]

And then you interrogate me how could you

[wintry bough]

Don't think I'm trans but I'm definitely a good way through the femboy pipeline

[molten flax]

are awesome

[wicked schooner]

Fömales

[tiny mauve]

Women are beautiful creatures of light ❤️‍🩹

[indigo summit]

True!!!

[kindred vigil]

propaganda they sell me fent

[woeful iron]

I mean we're on discord...

[tiny mauve]

Dm me immediately ❤️‍🔥

[wintry bough]

But... What if I don't wanna?

[tiny mauve]

Is this supposed to contradict what I said

[indigo summit]

Thanks for letting me borrow your lambo

[molten flax]

whatever you do do not summon the estrogen selling chud

[kindred vigil]

uh yeah

[wicked schooner]

marathon discord e-dating era here we come... i blame bungie

[tiny mauve]

Mf fenty is the bestest shit ever

[kindred vigil]

I'd were doing e dating can I be the host

[tiny mauve]

[indigo summit]

I mean I'm an expert I'll be the host

[wooden wolf]

insane

[indigo summit]

You can be a contestant so you'll get action

[molten flax]

can i be the hypeman?

[tiny mauve]

Can I sit in the chair

[indigo summit]

Sure I'll host the Edating gameshow or whatever this is

[magic rose]

is 03.05.26 release ?

[indigo summit]

Yurp

[molten flax]

yea 5th march

[tiny mauve]

Maybe… 🤔

[languid ingot]

Will they get marriedthon

[kindred vigil]

Yeah u can be my co host that's the comedic relief

[indigo summit]

I mean assuming you're going by M/D/Y which is wrong but whatever

[woeful iron]

There will be server issues and they will push it back another 3 months or so

[wintry bough]

You asked, was there any specific reason?

[kindred vigil]

They want femboys

Duhh