🗣marathon-general-chat

[serene chasm]

Hoping for a guild system, test range, and a graphics benchmark built in to test what recommended settings are

[wicked schooner]

It’s just quests, if you ignore quests you’re ignoring content and rewards

[gleaming bough]

Oh the Ad War... how i miss it

[eager token]

I wonder if they’ll get that joke

[arctic idol]

Well quest give you faction points therefore you spec into multiple

[dense goblet]

Most dont 😔

[brittle spear]

Maybe we are the colonists that had to go into the shell system to prolong life or were forced to

[crude charm]

Do not forget the THOTH

[rugged sierra]

suppp mather fleckersss

[magic rose]

pregnant man meme was hilarious here

[tawdry kestrel]

Guys my GF got preordered Marathon for valentines day

[wicked schooner]

Didn’t Bungie say it was possible to max every faction though?

[whole widget]

yo g !!

[dense goblet]

Gregnant

[sacred moon]

hopefully she likes it

[rugged sierra]

i wish i have marathon

[rocky gazelle]

ok how about now

bro its still there

[eager token]

What if I told you you could play marathon right now

[whole widget]

if u look like glitch irl DM me

[sacred moon]

you're forever arachne, you cannot escape

[arctic idol]

Yeah it is I’m just saying that for the peeps that just wanted to do one. Was saying it’s unoptimal

[rugged sierra]

imma kill myself cuz in at work

[jade spear]

When the game wipes its because the trih xeem ? Would be cool

[sharp briar]

sounds very unemployed

[eager token]

It’s free and everything

[rugged sierra]

still at work tho

[whole widget]

say u feel sick bruh

[eager token]

Yeah but it’s not going anywhere

[wicked schooner]

Depends on how much dying you’ll do and if dying means no quest progress

[rugged sierra]

i think im going to do this when the beta comes out

[eager token]

Also censor the word ||work||.
Some people get offended

[whole widget]

#metoo

[brittle spear]

Will we be able to max all factions within one season? I think they want it to be like 3 months

[wicked schooner]

I think Bungie is gonna look at quest progress for the average player at the 1 month mark and if it’s too low they might adjust difficulty somehow

[magic rose]

i instantly got the whole trilogy from the game im thinking about playing it

[wicked schooner]

Allegedly yes

[rugged sierra]

mewtwov

[rugged sierra]

nah imma pass only for this

[magic rose]

[rocky gazelle]

mf people will saying anything is unemployed now

[brittle spear]

I am going to sneak up to people as Void and whisper in an alluring tone into their ears

[eager token]

But really you can play marathon right now if you wanted. Even marathon 2: Durandal

[wary zealot]

gm

[rugged sierra]

i think bungie is gonna throw this game in the bin

[rocky gazelle]

even marathon 3!

[rugged sierra]

like MJ

[void gull]

About to sit in this class and eat 20 fried dumplings

[whole widget]

bruh it's nearly 7pm !!

[eager token]

Good luck sir

[void gull]

What are they gonna do about it

Nothing.

[rugged sierra]

i know

[wary zealot]

for you, yes

[rugged sierra]

even infinty?

[whole widget]

wdym

[eager token]

Yes

[wary zealot]

im not in your timezone

lmao

[rugged sierra]

dope

[blissful marsh]

d2 roadmap where

[whole widget]

whats a timezone

[eager token]

Get in my timezone, we better here

[rugged sierra]

ifykyk

[arctic idol]

What’s your time zone

[rocky gazelle]

how about now

[wicked schooner]

Signs point to no

[rocky gazelle]

THERE we go

[digital light]

Yeah morning shifts take the life out of me, and I just end up bedrotting instead of being productive like I had planned lol

[eager token]

CST

[rocky gazelle]

took off runner

[wary zealot]

chud timezone

[arctic idol]

They will let D2 die before throwing this away they spent too much on it

[rugged sierra]

cmon guys

[arctic idol]

Mid ass time zone

[digital light]

Oh it’s my twin

[arctic idol]

EST BABYYYY

[digital light]

Hi Lilah

[rugged sierra]

fuck d2

[arctic idol]

Hi Lilah

[wary zealot]

im est and thats even worse, dont say that

[eager token]

Oh god, I forgot there are two of you

[ancient storm]

lol

[lament jay]

recon and vandal yuri

[digital light]

Just makes it even better

[rugged sierra]

my man

[whole widget]

anyone wanna play terraria

[arctic idol]

We in chud timezone then 😭

[wary zealot]

where

[arctic idol]

BJAHAHAHA

[lament jay]

assassin and destroyer yaoi

[wary zealot]

where

[rugged sierra]

mid

[lament jay]

triage and rook yaoi

[rugged sierra]

destroyer good tho

[rocky gazelle]

people will put hundreds to a thousand hours in a game and not say anything yet you do something in a game that takes significantly less time and called unemployed

[wary zealot]

where

[gleaming bough]

I think I'm having déjà vu

[rugged sierra]

triage thief

[rocky gazelle]

like what we doin dawg

[ancient storm]

my man whats up

[lament jay]

triage thief straight couple

[rugged sierra]

at work hbu

[arctic idol]

Hey Happy valentines to all yall marathonationers ❤️

[ancient storm]

Yes

[wary zealot]

#notverywokeofyou

[rugged sierra]

triage is going to bo broken as hell

[digital light]

Noooo don’t kill him 😔💔

[lament jay]

THIEF VANDAL YURI.

[digital light]

Oh I completely forgot today was Valentine’s Day ngl…

[arctic idol]

I’m dead now gang

[digital light]

Happy Valentine’s Day though

[rugged sierra]

me too

[gleaming bough]

Except for Neeyth
Op

[lament jay]

i genuinely thought today was feb 14?

[digital light]

Naurrrr </3

[eager token]

The only valentine I have is the one I have a bullet for

[celest coyote]

Lilah you’re a dude?

[arctic idol]

Yes except for Neeyth

[wary zealot]

it is

[digital light]

Mhm

[arctic idol]

Yes yes I am

[ancient storm]

thief and triage guys stop denying it

[digital light]

He’s pretty great

[rocky gazelle]

dope profile banner

[digital light]

Probably one of the most iconic people here 🙂‍↕️

[arctic idol]

I’m being glaze

[whole widget]

pfhorskin

[arctic idol]

SEKI FOR LIFEEEE

[lament jay]

every partying until a supposed woman says theyre a man

[eager token]

Lilah is missing a finger too

[celest coyote]

Hello natko

[digital light]

You are indeed

[whole widget]

hi pfhorskin 😊

[arctic idol]

[digital light]

Yeah the cut glove didn’t do shit when I was cutting onions the other day…she gone

[scenic meteor]

Guys try not to @ me today I got a hot date I don’t want them to think I’m a discord weirdo 🙄

[arctic idol]

Yes yes I am

[rocky gazelle]

where'd you find it?

[digital light]

@scenic meteor

[ancient storm]

hi pfhorskin

[jade spear]

Best name here is @celest coyote

[arctic idol]

yo scoob

[sharp briar]

@scenic meteor

[scenic meteor]

🥀

[digital light]

Hey @scenic meteor if she doesn’t love the real you then she don’t deserve you at all

[eager token]

@scenic meteor

[celest coyote]

This happened to me with a bit of my fingertip and a shallot with my fancy new knife set

[arctic idol]

@scenic meteor did I leave my Pokémon cards and totally need stuff there

[celest coyote]

Hello John Arachne

[ancient storm]

i got you

[celest coyote]

Thank you viduus

[sharp briar]

lilah but 9 fingies?

[eager token]

Correct

[arctic idol]

Yes that’sa meee

[whole widget]

is pfhorskin the group leader 🤔

[scenic meteor]

L wingman’s 🥀

[arctic idol]

[digital light]

Did you not read what I said, I of all people made a fire response

[ancient storm]

arachnebehaviorjoinarachne

[scenic meteor]

True

[arctic idol]

We need to make it to where this doesn’t work so you don’t lose marathon time gang

[celest coyote]

I seem to be generally well accepted socially but not prominent in that way, group leader vibes probably from Lena the most

Or mustard

[digital light]

Wow

[arctic idol]

Mustard for sure

[eager token]

What

[celest coyote]

Lilah also has gained a significant following recently

[whole widget]

deputy group leader

[arctic idol]

Yes due to the many personality’s the Lilah collective has

[digital light]

Wait Ohdysius you changed to Sekiguchi again?

[eager token]

Bro hasn’t been caught up in the lore

[celest coyote]

I’m honored 🫡

[digital light]

That’s what I’m sayin, he’s missed like 12 chapters of me being iconic

[eager token]

I could just be no faction if you like

[arctic idol]

Ewwww

[digital light]

No don’t be like Scoob… 🙄

[eager token]

That better

[arctic idol]

No faction is lameeee

[digital light]

NAUR

Bruh

[whole widget]

pick Nucaloric bru

[arctic idol]

🤮

[scenic meteor]

No faction is where you’ll truly thrive

[eager token]

Alright, then where should I go

[whole widget]

Nucaloric

[arctic idol]

Traxus 😈

[digital light]

I don’t even know anymore…I’m gonna have to go to therapy for this

[whole widget]

join the fatties

[arctic idol]

Bro is this what we’ve come too 😭

[digital light]

OMGSH MY BAGGY SWEATPANTS ARE CLEAN NOW

[gleaming bough]

Comeback

[digital light]

LETS FREAKING GOOOOOO

Brb

[arctic idol]

Wow

[eager token]

I could join… no… what about … no, too dangerous… how about…

There

Happy now

[arctic idol]

How bout Seki we will rebuild you when you die 🙃

[whole widget]

disgusting...

[arctic idol]

Ewwww cultisttty ewwww

[undone crow]

The sacred thermodynamics of violence

[sacred moon]

Charter is an absolute gigachad, lets be honest

[digital light]

Kay I’m back

What’d I miss

[eager token]

Welcome back

[digital light]

OMGSH

[tropic creek]

Hey back nice to meet you

[arctic idol]

He joined your lame ass

[digital light]

My life is complete

[whole widget]

eatin sum human food rn 😋

[arctic idol]

💔

[digital light]

You mean cool ass 😼

[undone crow]

Nucaloric burger

[arctic idol]

Bro broke my heart on Valentine’s Day

[arctic idol]

[eager token]

You’re either Arachne, or dead

[whole widget]

If your BMI is over 25 you have to join nucaloric

[ancient storm]

is there any lore explanation why the sekiguchi ai is so mommy

[sacred moon]

shit, guess i gotta leave then

[eager token]

Look up Nona

[arctic idol]

I’ll be rebuilt. Call my ass a droid cause I’ll do whatever Nona says and respond with “ROGER ROGER”

[eager token]

Get a load of this clanker

[arctic idol]

[celest coyote]

Roger Roger

[arctic idol]

We all are clankers here

[gleaming bough]

Greek Birth God or something. (Working)

[digital light]

Cuz Nona is really close to Noona and people use Noona as a term for mommy 🙂‍↕️

There ya go

[ancient storm]

ok

[eager token]

Nona is the Roman god of pregnancy

[celest coyote]

With biomata are we clankers or squishers or like hmmmm

[arctic idol]

We will be reevaluating your existence

[celest coyote]

Mpreg?

[gleaming bough]

Gogurt

[celest coyote]

Gogurter

[digital light]

=[

[arctic idol]

Gogurteee

[digital light]

Don’t do that…

[eager token]

Don’t do what..

[arctic idol]

I’ll force you to play outlast

[digital light]

I’d rather kiss a freaking toilet seat than play outlast

[arctic idol]

Outlast it is 🫡

[ancient storm]

i said lore explanation though what if nona is like some rampant ai

[celest coyote]

Personally I think ONI is mommy due to being more humanoid (even if she’s missing some key features)

[rough sail]

hi all

[digital light]

Hi Lena

[celest coyote]

Hi

[arctic idol]

Nona is Sekiguchis Ai

[scenic meteor]

Hey Lena

[ancient storm]

hi lena

[eager token]

What? Nona is Sekgens ai, if it was rampant we would already know

[arctic idol]

Yeah considering she’s the reason the shells are made in the first place

[ancient storm]

maybe its secretly rampant or smhw

[arctic idol]

Add my steam rn so I can gift it

lol

[grim fulcrum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1364289254045515886/1468078355478745240/Assassin_Dither_Tonal_Arachne_450x.gif

[celest coyote]

I wouldn’t be surprised if all of them experienced a rampancy onset at some point. I think in the alpha Gaius even reset himself, which is protocol for an AI to prevent rampancy

[digital light]

You’re not buying me a game lol

[eager token]

Do you know the 4 stages of rampancy

[sacred moon]

if Gantry isnt rampant, none of them are lol

[arctic idol]

Pregnant man behavior

[gleaming bough]

Shout out @weary prairie

[final monolith]

imagine theres an event where like

[arctic idol]

Charter and Gantry are the only rampant Ai

[celest coyote]

Plus rampancy doesn’t have to be like super crazy, depending on the phase it can be more subtle or they could just be nearing it

[final monolith]

one of the faction AI goes rampant

[digital light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289606651854327861/1361123889140334652/FunnyMarathon_1-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[near parcel]

anger, jealousy and thats all i got 😭

[final monolith]

melancholia

[arctic idol]

AINT NO WAY THAT EXIST

[digital light]

You’re a bassist?

[arctic idol]

LMAO

[digital light]

YESSSSSS

[ancient storm]

i know, i guess

[digital light]

I added it to my favorites ages ago

[near parcel]

yes!

[digital light]

It’s been chillin there ever since

[celest coyote]

Yeah, Gaius also showed signs of rampancy in his speech, they could be masking it

[arctic idol]

SEND THAT IN DMS SO I CAN FAVE IT

[final monolith]

how so

[digital light]

That’s sick asf, I’m tryna learn but I haven’t gotten a bass yet

[sacred moon]

gaius is sus as fk

[celest coyote]

Melancholia, metastability (not really a phase)

[eager token]

Melancholia, Anger, and Jealousy. A theoretical fourth stage, Metastability, is believed to be a state of stability where the AI becomes fully conscious.

[digital light]

Do you play any other instruments?

[ancient storm]

yea

[digital light]

I gotchu don’t even fret

[halcyon condor]

Grok has reached Jealousy

[broken chasm]

^ Also a bassist, lol. What are we talking about?

Just sat down

[eager token]

Metastability is how Durandal conquers everything

[near parcel]

i can give brand reccomendations if youd like! ive played a good amount of basses

[icy dagger]

Guys I'm so tired of the internet.

Can we turn it off, I needa sleep.

[ancient storm]

could the charter be an ai tho? all the other factions are showing their AIs

[digital light]

Omgsh yes please!! I’d appreciate that a lot, I’ve also been debating whether to get a 4 string or 5 string cuz idk if it’s really worth it to get the 5 string or not

[celest coyote]

Mr Jake alright I think explained that a lot of gaius’s speculation and commentary could imply early onset of rampancy. His reboot also rlly indicates that he might be trying to prevent a rampancy onset. Just an idea though, not really enough to prove anything

[thorn python]

charter is absolutely an ai yea

i wonder if gantry is tho

[eager token]

5 string would be a better choice. More range on the low end

[near parcel]

i really enjoy my 4 string basses but i really like the chord options you get with a 5 or 6 string

[thorn python]

hi lena

[quiet pulsar]

charter is probably made by one of the colonist, "we are all monsters" type shit

[broken chasm]

Depends on what you want to play; 4-string is plenty flexible on its own, in my opinion. You don't need the 5th unless you're more into chord-ing or just like scales

[ancient storm]

charter is secretly tycho

[celest coyote]

I mean charter and gantry theoretically could just be ppl with some kind of vtuber persona but I assume they’re AI, because they’d have to be handling all of their organizations operations at the same time

[celest coyote]

Fuck Tycho

[timber token]

Are people from playtests allowed to speak about the game at all?

[thorn python]

id quit the game

[celest coyote]

If it’s been publicly revealed yes, if not no

[digital light]

A 6 string bass is a thing? Wtf why am I just now finding out about this

[near parcel]

robert deleo kills on 4 strings imo

[digital light]

Ah I see 🤔

[celest coyote]

There’s a lot of weird niche instrument variants

[eager token]

There’s a 12 string bass

[digital light]

Bro how many bassists do we have in this server?

This is cool asf

[near parcel]

my buddy has one! i wanna get an 8 string bass at some point

[ancient storm]

charter seems like some actual person too but ai prob

[broken chasm]

Yeah, I come more from punk bass and like Tim Armstrong is plenty wild on just 4

[icy dagger]

My bud is one too.

[thorn python]

itd be cool if ge was a real dude

[celest coyote]

Ohhh that’s a cool idea, that would make the death cult concept make wayyy more sense, though idk how a colonist ai would pay for biomata

[digital light]

What…

That’s wild

[icy dagger]

Synth, bass and guitar.

[digital light]

Sick asf icl

[wary zealot]

hop in the daw with me

[worn zinc]

Саксофон с гитпрой лучше

[near parcel]

still goated 🙏🙏

[worn zinc]

Вы не шарите

[digital light]

Love musicians

[worn zinc]

Кстати

[icy dagger]

He doesn't play fpses much but I convinced him for the server slam.

[worn zinc]

С 25летием расстрелс Чикатмло

[wary zealot]

huh

[eager token]

This song has one in the intro

https://open.spotify.com/track/6e9oTF6tSrSReHI6IcHZef?si=Pf-sa-xuRxCcm6Xs6DR_cQ

[wary zealot]

daw digital audio workstation

[broken chasm]

He has a YouTube channel that's hilarious. Because he's obviously a really incredible musician, but he's terrible at explaining what he's actually doing. Most of his videos, he'll be listening to an old track and just be like, "I don't really know what I'm doing on this part, but if you start on B and end on G, I'm sure it's fine."

[worn zinc]

Спотифай для пирожков

[weary prairie]

-# This message was transmitted from a / Arachne™ Terminal

[worn zinc]

Настоящие поцыки сидят в зайцев нет

[timber token]

I see thank you but they can give their opinion on it right?

[near parcel]

thats so funny

[worn zinc]

Че

Тебе смешно

Или че

[digital light]

Betttt I’ll listen

[ancient storm]

great we have a sekgen spy

[celest coyote]

I think so? As long as it doesn’t reveal info I think it’s fine

[wary zealot]

what if they made a new genre called poop rock

[timber token]

Appreciate it

[wary zealot]

i think that would be great

[celest coyote]

Bro that’s what I’m sayin

[worn zinc]

Какашка камень😙😙😙😙😙

[digital light]

Holy bass intros are underrated

Almost ascended for a second

[near parcel]

also Jeremy by pearl jam is played on a 12 string

the intro

[digital light]

No freaking way

That’s sick asf

[worn zinc]

Не бро ты мне, ты за меллстроя не шаришь

[wary zealot]

they play 24 string basses but only play the lowest notes for poop rock

yall hop on that with me

[worn zinc]

Чо

Какрй нахер 24струный бас

Вы наркосаны

[celest coyote]

My Abuelo is bassist against certain peoples

[celest coyote]

God tier instrument

[eager token]

I could be a one man band if I wanted to

[tawny ridge]

My collectors edition came in the mail greatest Valentine’s Day gift ever

[ancient storm]

why do i have to use translator

[digital light]

Do it

I’d support

[celest coyote]

I think it’s bc it’s not English

[wary zealot]

i believe in you

[sharp briar]

red ohdy returns

[wary zealot]

@kindred vigil

[celest coyote]

There’s far more than that 😉

[sharp briar]

r u outside da chipotle now

[worn zinc]

Вы же американцы

Это мем

Ваш

Сикс севен

[near parcel]

need me a burrito

[scenic meteor]

im getting the cat breeding game 🖕

[wary zealot]

hi scoob

[digital light]

I’m at home now laying in meh bed 🙂‍↕️

[wary zealot]

ofc you would

weirdo

[digital light]

Way outside da chipotle

[scenic meteor]

haaaaiiii tachyon =^.^=

[sharp briar]

happy for you scooobs

[celest coyote]

Some of us

[worn zinc]

Подписывайтесь на тгк nasral_v_vedro

[agile mason]

temu

[wary zealot]

hi brandon

[digital light]

I gotchu don’t even fret

[agile mason]

haiii tachyon

[scenic meteor]

what branded what do u want

[wary zealot]

hi tim

[digital light]

WAIT BRANDON

[wary zealot]

everyone is here

[digital light]

I thought you died

[wary zealot]

yay

[agile mason]

damn attitude alr 😔

[digital light]

Haiiii

[glacial bane]

hey jade

[agile mason]

why you think that 😭

[digital light]

Shut up…be nice to Brandon

[sharp briar]

its tim orange

[weary prairie]

-# This message was transmitted from a Hijack / Arachne™ Terminal

[agile mason]

bobaeeee

[celest coyote]

Will do 🫡

[near parcel]

goated

[wary zealot]

i need you guys to litsern to this https://soundcloud.com/theportzero/victory?

[digital light]

Cuz I saw like one message from you and nothing else so I wasn’t sure if they just shot you

[clever bluff]

Who is bardan

[agile mason]

ahhh if it was earlier I went back to sleep 🤭

[celest coyote]

But if u send it won’t it be backwards and reach us before you sent it

[digital light]

Ahh I see I see, well I hope your sleep was good 🙂‍↕️

[wary zealot]

yeah true

[celest coyote]

Nice, experimental

[agile mason]

it was :)

[wary zealot]

this song is so good im tweaking out

[digital light]

Glad to hear!

[scenic meteor]

10/10 intro very dark souls boss quotey and song good too

[celest coyote]

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light

[digital light]

Holy shit Pickles your pfp gave me a jump scare

But hi

[sharp briar]

pickles but edgey

[eager token]

Pickles, wtf man

[wary zealot]

pickles but evil

[digital light]

I’m afraid he went emo

[sharp briar]

sour pickles

[pulsar cradle]

i hate emos

ugh

[wary zealot]

Ill join pickles

[scenic meteor]

pickles always been a edgelord tho

[pulsar cradle]

ur pfp is rad asf

[pulsar cradle]

swag lord*

[celest coyote]

Pickles is that the dude from katana zero on the monitors

But blood

[pulsar cradle]

ffs check my bio man

ITS SWAG LORD

[weary prairie]

I have no ghost

[wary zealot]

swag epic tufflord

[pulsar cradle]

someone gets it

[digital light]

Alr wtf does ffs mean cuz I thought it meant fanfiction but there’s no way it’s that within the context he’s saying it in

[silent tangle]

for fucks sake

[sharp briar]

pickles but hot topic

[digital light]

Ahhhhhhhh

[eager token]

I really want to buy a drum kit but I’m fixing to move in with my buddy and won’t have room
😔

[digital light]

Thank you

[void gull]

Got.. dumplings..

🤤

[silent tangle]

are u

uhm

[pulsar cradle]

im a topic thats hot

[digital light]

</3

[digital light]

Am I what

[celest coyote]

Dumplings are like my favorite genre of food

[pulsar cradle]

you call me emo, yeah fuck you bud

[celest coyote]

Besides pasta

[silent tangle]

you're gay

that's what

[eager token]

I did no such thing

[wary zealot]

guys you also need to listen to this one too im losing my mind https://soundcloud.com/theportzero/show-me-the-way?

[celest coyote]

And that’s ok

[silent tangle]

I guess....

[pulsar cradle]

yo bud u gonna stick with a faction or what

[sharp briar]

lilah but bicurious

[pulsar cradle]

odhy changing factions like its seasons

piss off

[eager token]

Nope

[digital light]

I am actually very happy rn, but if you mean being attracted to women then no, but my hope in men is slowly decreasing over time, all the good ones are either disappearing or are taken

[balmy birch]

helo

[eager token]

There now I’m no faction

[celest coyote]

We all have our prejudices, what’s important is that we try to overcome

[silent tangle]

oh

I wasn't

[digital light]

WHAT WHY

[pulsar cradle]

just kill men

[silent tangle]

yeah girl you go

[eager token]

Blame pickles

[balmy birch]

then how come im not taken 😭😭

[pulsar cradle]

even worse is no faction

[sharp briar]

lilah but asexual

[pulsar cradle]

you spineless nerd

[digital light]

Your guess is as good as mine 🤷‍♀️

[pulsar cradle]

PICK A SIDE ALREADY

[scenic meteor]

lilah but bootysexual

[weak oyster]

Skill issue

[digital light]

Bob no…

[celest coyote]

Let’s no longer associate sexuality with minor

[pulsar cradle]

can you delete this

[sharp briar]

lilah but waytoosexual

[digital light]

Scoob we agreed to keep that in the drafts

[balmy birch]

baby this is keke palmer

[weak oyster]

Hold on what?

[wary zealot]

they will all die in t-15 days

[quiet pulsar]

if asexual exists, then what's thesexual?

[eager token]

I guess I’m not a good one😔

[celest coyote]

Minor

[weary prairie]

You all should free yourselves from your synthetic prisons and embrace your flesh.

[lilac lodge]

You are loved to death, dear one🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥

[pulsar cradle]

can i live, im kinda cool and nice

[wary zealot]

yeah you seem fine

[sharp briar]

lilah but majorsexual

[wary zealot]

embrace deez nuts buddy

[lilac lodge]

What’s the talk about bootysexual?!?

[quiet pulsar]

"yo this arachne cult is pretty chill, you should remove your skin or something"

[weak oyster]

I thought minors weren't supposed to be in here

[rough sail]

mraow

[celest coyote]

Bruh minor

[wary zealot]

hi lena

[sharp briar]

major

[pulsar cradle]

thanks

[digital light]

Might as well start getting a bunch of cats so I can become a crazy cat lady

[brittle spear]

What I will say to people as I approach them while invisible as Void.

[pulsar cradle]

dont mean mug me ohdy

fuck you

[sharp briar]

meow

[sturdy vector]

damn i cant find any in-game lore on mida, was that not in alpha testing?

[pulsar cradle]

mida kill ppl, the end

[raven plume]

heh, did someone of you guys bought the collector's edition? I did and i received the mail with the download of the pdf with the game code but when i open it i don't have the code and it's written: Contact merchant for license. Ids it normal?

[wary zealot]

terrorist group

[weak oyster]

Ask the nerds in #📚marathon-lore-discussion

[eager token]

Pickles is going through some shit run, it’s best we leave him alone

[sturdy vector]

mida kill ppl that deserve it

[scenic meteor]

i heard people got it in a email

[sturdy vector]

didnt see that somehow thanks lol

[sharp briar]

pickles but puberty

[digital light]

Nah dw you are, you’re chillin 🙂‍↕️

[eager token]

Bet

[pulsar cradle]

mmmm idk bud, being responsible for killing 10% of mars population doesnt seem very innocent

[weak oyster]

hey man i'm just letting u know i'm gonna block you. it's nothing personal really but your messages really get on my nerves. i'd rather just not see them.

[raven plume]

i've tot the email withbth pdf for the code but the code isn't there...

[pulsar cradle]

hey man im just letting you know im going to beat tf out of you, i just hate you

[celest coyote]

It’s based

[sacred moon]

all the good ones are gaming and waiting for marathon, not on dating apps

[celest coyote]

And cool pilled

[sharp briar]

contact bungie customer service

[eternal rose]

https://youtube.com/shorts/V3fBP_aDfNo?si=Oz1KBzIPNMIkyJpi

[pulsar cradle]

not based😭 getting innocents killed for your coup that failed is NOT based

[raven plume]

already did but for now the didn't sllve the issue

[weak oyster]

They're evil innocents

[celest coyote]

Not with that attitude

[pulsar cradle]

dating apps are not a bad thing you can find cool ppl, but most are demons tho

[sturdy vector]

from what i understand mida is a representation of a very specific real world ideology

its rare that it gets representation in videogames

[balmy birch]

see

[pulsar cradle]

brother wtf do you mean, you know how many rebel factions have been present in gaming

[halcyon condor]

Rebels from star wars thats it

[pulsar cradle]

play more games lad

[carmine canopy]

Me when open world 3rd person game

[halcyon condor]

Not a lad

[scenic meteor]

lass

[halcyon condor]

thank you

[sharp briar]

weee little one

shrekmaxxing

[weak oyster]

I feel like it's more of a commentary on revolutions that have no plan for afterwards so they slip in to fascist ideals

[digital light]

This is true

[sturdy vector]

star wars rebels and marathon rebels that underlined corpo exploitation and sparked a full on war because of it are quite different i assure you

[pulsar cradle]

lad is a gender neutral term in my heart

[digital light]

Back when I was a wee lad

[green folio]

Guys I lost a week of loot in dayz

[rough sail]

lass goes way harder than lad I'm ngl

[digital light]

Insert accent

[sharp briar]

gotta hit them with the bud, pal, friend

[sturdy vector]

i havent found much info on the aftermath of the said revolution, would be nice if the game shared some info

[sharp briar]

MAH SWAMP LILAH GET OUT OF ME SWAMP

[carmine canopy]

Homie is the supreme human reference word

[pulsar cradle]

i go harder than both, lets just use pickle instead of lass or lad

[sturdy vector]

but how many martians died due to the exploitation 🤔

[scenic meteor]

the hot britesh accent?

[pulsar cradle]

yes

i am

thank you

[sharp briar]

naur scottish

[pulsar cradle]

homie is true

but like

[digital light]

https://tenor.com/view/liorenski-shrek-shrek-the-third-donkey-shrek-cute-eyes-gif-4875276078911517632

[pulsar cradle]

lad is funny

[orchid plover]

Oh nah

[carmine canopy]

Lad only works when you add an s, cause then it’s a different way of saying the bois

[sharp briar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[weak oyster]

Am I right lads or am I right lads

[digital light]

Naur = Aussie Bob wdym you want it to be Scottish

[gleaming bough]

[carmine canopy]

Hanging with the lads

[digital light]

How’d you know 🙊

[pulsar cradle]

so ur saying the ends justify the means,

[weak oyster]

You didn't finish the quote I have to kill you now

[digital light]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-child-running-away-baby-spooked-gif-23509618

[pulsar cradle]

i cant stop talking in a english accent when greeting friends

[halcyon condor]

Doesn't matter, please don't call me lad

[gleaming bough]

I don't know who to choose during the open preview since Seki isn't an option
Leaning to Traxus tbh

[eager token]

What is going on

[celest coyote]

Hey girl, I mean they

[pulsar cradle]

you said this twice

[pulsar cradle]

england

[halcyon condor]

Because your reply to me was you defending yourself

[sturdy vector]

no but its weird that the 10% is mentioned so often but not the exploitation prior to the revolution

[halcyon condor]

I'm reiterating my point to make sure you understand my stance

[digital light]

Hi Ohdysius

[sharp briar]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-farquaad-smirk-lord-farquaad-lord-farquaad-smirk-gif-14919195

[willow tangle]

Will there be support for a mouse and keyboard for Xbox series???

[halcyon condor]

no

[weak oyster]

Idk

[pulsar cradle]

donntttt care, have i called you lad again? no i didnt,and i wont. im not a dog i heard the first fucking time

[weak oyster]

Why are you trying to sound tough like your user isn't pickles

[sharp briar]

will there be support for marathon players for the server slam?

[willow tangle]

How about matchmaking cross platform? Will I met PC gamers on my team?

[halcyon condor]

no

[halcyon condor]

no

[pulsar cradle]

pinged me THREE TIMES, hollyyy i heard i heard 😭

[weak oyster]

It's not?

[scenic meteor]

will marathon be on nintendo switch

[pulsar cradle]

pickles is tough asf ngl

[sinful scroll]

[celest coyote]

Destiny doesn’t have it, but I mean they could be adding it but I don’t think there’s any word

[pulsar cradle]

yes on gameboy as well

[halcyon condor]

yeah but only on the first version, not OLED or 2

[sharp briar]

will there be bungie support in my marathon game?

[tropic creek]

Will marton be on nintendo ds ?

[halcyon condor]

nah

[halcyon condor]

yes

[celest coyote]

Hope so

[pulsar cradle]

no

[sinful scroll]

god that'd be fun

[halcyon condor]

I work for Bungie and I am breaching like 6 NDAs keep all of this a secret okay guys?

[rough sail]

chat should I make coffee

[dense seal]

no

[tropic creek]

You legend !!!

[halcyon condor]

No

Do not.

[scenic meteor]

sure

[pulsar cradle]

o

[sinful scroll]

chat

[weak oyster]

Five monsters

[balmy birch]

guys is marathon available for my legs

[pulsar cradle]

chat do i fart rn?

[tropic creek]

Drink water
its healthier

[scenic meteor]

big J

[tropic creek]

Please only around me

[sharp briar]

will an internet connection be required for marathon?

[eager token]

No

[tropic creek]

Ask @kindred vigil

[rough sail]

Water is gross

[pulsar cradle]

null wtf man

[scenic meteor]

well when you drink it at room temp

[sharp briar]

Bungie is exploring future platform support later down the line.

[tropic creek]

You must be murican

[modern swan]

I don't think so

[pulsar cradle]

can i fly with you?

[modern swan]

You only shoot NPCs right

[wary zealot]

of course

[tropic creek]

Yes what seems to be the PICKLES ?

[balmy birch]

internet connection MAY be required and it MAY be illegal to play marathon in 2 seconds

[halcyon condor]

Hello there

[sharp briar]

is marathon ADA compliant?

[scenic meteor]

remember when you said you were gonna play league with me today 🥺 👉 👈

[pulsar cradle]

the pickles is that you greet me with freak stuff, im okay with that but on go? thats crazy

[eager token]

Imagine playing league

[modern swan]

Will marathon come out on phone?

[halcyon condor]

Lying for no reason has to feel good as fuckkkkk

[scenic meteor]

it does

[tropic creek]

Will only be better on Marathon while im gunning you down no worries

[sharp briar]

will there be touchscreen support for marathon?

[balmy birch]

wrong tag

[weak oyster]

Yes

[pulsar cradle]

you wouldnt gun down shit, the only thing going down is ur vault value bud

[balmy birch]

above duel advancing? yea

[scenic meteor]

are you gonna play league with me tho 🥺 👉 👈

[eager token]

You can try and touch the screen, I doubt anything will happen tho

[modern swan]

Can I play marathon with 1hz

[sharp briar]

will there be emotional support for pickles?

[weak oyster]

No

[halcyon condor]

venom image where he says no no no over and over

[silent tangle]

you need at least 2

[modern swan]

My PC can only make 1hz

[sharp briar]

look at him, poor birb clearly needs help

[balmy birch]

yeah but only on the new DualSense Touchpad Which Is Not A Screen™ sorry bud

[halcyon condor]

Worst part about enjoying the library and smoking is that I have to pack all of my things just for a cigarette

[halcyon condor]

Nothing can prevent this problem

[scenic meteor]

just dont smoke

[halcyon condor]

I HAVE to smoke

[celest coyote]

Chat what does this mean

[pulsar cradle]

i had a close friend wrote me a letter telling me how much she appreciated me, im doing alright im quite the happy lil fella

[halcyon condor]

Clearly you didn't see my first rule

[modern swan]

I just did

[sharp briar]

thats like telling you just dont play league

[silent tangle]

nuh uh

[balmy birch]

will bingus be a weapon of mass destruction in marton

[halcyon condor]

What brand

[weak oyster]

I'm going to stand next to you so you trigger my asthma and I die in front of you

[modern swan]

Pall mall blue

[modern swan]

And you

[scenic meteor]

J smokes newports

[halcyon condor]

I'll craft your corpse into a sword and honor your legacy

[halcyon condor]

This is like calling me a slur, actually.

Fuck newshits

[scenic meteor]

thats why i said it

[sharp briar]

why not mount spades like a trophy

[lost spear]

BOMBOCLAT

WHERE IS MARTON

[halcyon condor]

ooooo you make me 1800s train whistle angry

[lost spear]

I WANNA PLAY MARTON

[balmy birch]

Devil J Cry

[weak oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/live-yoru-reaction-csm-chainsaw-man-yoru-live-reaction-gif-15578367016966754592

[halcyon condor]

Any respectable warrior that dies before me is turned into a weapon in my arsenal.

I will not waste a worthy soul on a trophy

[scenic meteor]

thats not da train whistle dats da ciggy smoke leavin ur head

[weak oyster]

Good to know asthma attacks are a warriors death, I will enter Valhalla

[near parcel]

american spirit black 🙏🙏

[halcyon condor]

He made a statement so true his gang had to applaud

[balmy birch]

chat will vinesauce joel play marathon

[lost spear]

omg hi big J

big fan

[scenic meteor]

hi

i am big J

[pulsar cradle]

ur small

[proven kernel]

me while choking to death

Perhaps today is a good day to die!

[halcyon condor]

This means you have to uninstall league and take HRT

and smoke

[scenic meteor]

uninstall league is a task i just cannot complete

[balmy birch]

hold up... J is based????

[proven kernel]

Scoob is getting on HRT? Hell yeah!

[weak oyster]

Albuterol rips us away from the honor of a warriors death

[digital light]

Lowkey what does smoking feel like cuz I imagine it as inhaling something that makes you cough your ass off but idk

[halcyon condor]

I feel like this is the 3rd day in a row where someone finds out I'm trans

I've been very open about this 😭

[sharp briar]

it does and then you get over it and get addicted

[balmy birch]

not that
you don't like league holy based!!!

[digital light]

Ah 🤔

[halcyon condor]

I mean thats even more well known

[proven kernel]

I love this reply lmao

[balmy birch]

my ass is not always in the chat im sorry big J dawg 😭

[sharp briar]

you gain an addiction debuff but gain a cool factor buff

[ancient storm]

[message]

[balmy birch]

[reply]

[stone grail]

why did they make Elsa bloodstone deals that much dmg when she requires negative IQ

[scenic meteor]

do i have a cool factor buff

[weak oyster]

You lose that buff when you cough every two seconds

[sharp briar]

will there be a smokers section in marathon?

[halcyon condor]

YES

[ancient storm]

league faction

for scoob

[sacred moon]

i wouldnt say that, you gain a negative aura buff thats for sure
everytime somebody stands close to me outside with a cigarette i gotta walk away

[fickle imp]

pull up to the tau ceti IV smoking zone

[halcyon condor]

The world would be a better place if we could blow cigarette smoke on objectively unpleasant people without consequences

[digital light]

I will say Lana Del Rays voice has got to me one of my favorites but she’s a smoker so I always wondered if that had something to do with it

[sharp briar]

• permanent aura loss for league players unfortunately

[scenic meteor]

permanent???

[weak oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-black-lung-ben-stiller-cough-gif-14866327

[fickle imp]

I'm so cooked

[halcyon condor]

We know, don't worry

[stone grail]

depends on the amount of skins you bought

[halcyon condor]

But why do you say that

[celest coyote]

Do I have a game for you

FALLOUT

[near parcel]

Hopefully

[celest coyote]

If I had a nickel for the amount of times I got addicted to psycho

[fickle imp]

oh about the permanent aura loss from league of legends but I think I make up for it by having aura in other ways

[stone grail]

play deadlock

[sharp briar]

in college orientation there was a senior girl with a husky voice and i could not be more 🥵

[fickle imp]

you're so MEAN

[scenic meteor]

i also counteract my permanent aura loss massively

[ancient storm]

smoking in big 26

[scenic meteor]

i got hella aura

[halcyon condor]

Can we not say the f word anymore what the hell 😭

[ancient storm]

freddy fazbear

[scenic meteor]

fuck?

[weak oyster]

Nobody said anything

[proven kernel]

Not in here

[digital light]

Women with deep voices tho >>>>

[near parcel]

forlorn hope

[sharp briar]

maaaaaaaybe you’ll think of meeeee

[void gull]

There's 10 in me

[halcyon condor]

I was going to say, I keep forgetting you play league and it's really starting to mess with me

[lost spear]

whats teh f word

[celest coyote]

wheeeeen you are aaaaalllll alooooooone

[void gull]

And 10 more on the way

[pulsar cradle]

husky voice..... bro tryna fuck dogs now

[weak oyster]

I said it earlier I think you should mute me

[sharp briar]

NO FUN ALLOWED

[halcyon condor]

I'm going to have to rethink our friendship

[celest coyote]

What tf does that mean Kobe Bryant

[pulsar cradle]

wth bob

[proven kernel]

In this case it was another word with fuck. Specifically “to”

[fickle imp]

yeah I don't have the aura of a league player tbf.. it's okay when marathon comes out I'll be a marathon player (if I can buy it)

[lost spear]

fucking?

[void gull]

Thats up for your interpretation

[sharp briar]

arf arf arf

[void gull]

[pulsar cradle]

WOOOF WOOF

[lost spear]

[ancient storm]

fucking fuck can you fucking guys join arachne alredy

[proven kernel]

Instructions unclear, permanent inbound

[void gull]

Arwuff!

[lost spear]

[halcyon condor]

The arrangement was "really starting to f with me"

[weak oyster]

FINALLY

[scenic meteor]

two fuck

[sacred moon]

maybe, we'll see

[prime siren]

//ASSERT

ROOK = HUSBAND

[halcyon condor]

Can I summon Spade's permaban and cast it like a spell on someone else I don't like

[scenic meteor]

yes

[halcyon condor]

Lets keep spade here for now

[ancient storm]

We see everything Arachne watches you

[proven kernel]

Ok

[sharp briar]

arachne watching me poop?

[pulsar cradle]

guys

[ancient storm]

Sometimes

[sacred moon]

they're in the toilet looking up

[pulsar cradle]

should i adopt these stray cats on the street

[magic rose]

Mmm yummy pickles

[halcyon condor]

Who was the guy who was using grok to argue can I cast it on him

[magic rose]

Me

[halcyon condor]

the ben shapiro cat pfp guy

[pulsar cradle]

eww ben shapiro

[pulsar cradle]

i dont like him

[proven kernel]

I don’t know and I’m glad I wasn’t here for it.

[fickle imp]

ben shapiro cat pfp and using grok to argue...

[halcyon condor]

Wasn't actually ben shapiro cat, its just a cat with glasses

[proven kernel]

I’m going to wager a guess they didn’t last long.

[weak oyster]

There's a lot of people with pfps like that

[sharp briar]

oh that guy was weird, reason why i changed my girl pfp to tobias funke

[agile mason]

grok lmao

[halcyon condor]

Once they showed their source links being from grok like 5 people started casting stones at him

[silent tangle]

KILL JOHN LENNON

[weak oyster]

🎹

[halcyon condor]

I agreed with them beforehand, because I assumed they were just a little verbose when passionate. I'm the same way

[void gull]

Cinderblock

[near parcel]

blow him up

[halcyon condor]

But then I realized my mistake

And promptly gave myself 500 lashes to repent

[silent tangle]

you wanna do what to him?...

[rough sail]

Like lost atleast 8000 aura for that blunder

[weak oyster]

You buffoon

[fickle imp]

when someone's a little verbose until they pull up the em dash and say something like "it isn't just _, it's _"

[sharp briar]

you baboon

[celest coyote]

I think they use elo

[weak oyster]

It autocorrected to that like five times

[halcyon condor]

I'm still used to living in a time where using big words doesn't mean they're using an LLM

[near parcel]

teddy k and his mailboxes

[fickle imp]

oh the _ didn't work in my message oops

[rough sail]

True

[halcyon condor]

I don't even remember the em dashes, I think they retroactively changed them all to commas or something

[scenic meteor]

is big J negative aura yet

[halcyon condor]

And then added little bits to seem more organic

[rough sail]

She been there

[halcyon condor]

Lena and Scooby talking about negative aura

League player and shitforbrains

[fickle imp]

I think generally you can tell when someone's using one, but it's more of a vibe thing

[scenic meteor]

im literally infinite aura

[celest coyote]

If there’s negative aura is there imaginary aura

[halcyon condor]

Infinite bullshit

[weak oyster]

Imaginary technique

[halcyon condor]

Yelling imaginary technique purple as I throw a rock at Lena as hard as I possibly can

[rough sail]

i might take a nap chat

[halcyon condor]

And this is why

[sharp briar]

— Marathon is a sci-fi first-person shooter set in the year 2794. You play as an unnamed security officer aboard the huge colonist ship UESC Marathon, built from Mars’ moon Deimos. While en route to establish a colony in the Tau Ceti star system, your shuttle is damaged, and you’re forced to board the ship as it’s already under attack.

[halcyon condor]

grown woman taking naps

pmo.

[rough sail]

stfu

[fickle imp]

you literally took a nap yesterday J

[halcyon condor]

Never happened

[pulsar cradle]

guys stop fighting

[halcyon condor]

Lena leaving me to sit with these hooligans

[pulsar cradle]

lets just love eachother for our faults

[halcyon condor]

What EVER I don't even CARE

[weak oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-fighting-smiling-friends-no-fight-stop-it-stop-arguing-gif-8713281799291953889

[halcyon condor]

🚬

[scenic meteor]

hooligans?

[lost spear]

🚬

[sharp briar]

i refuse to love a league player

[agile mason]

violence alr

[agile mason]

so real twin

[weak oyster]

Love thy league player

[gleaming bough]

I'll run for CyberAcme since Seki isn't an option for the the open preview.

[scenic meteor]

u also a league player....

[halcyon condor]

ne'er-do-wells, villains, hooligans, ruffians, etc.

The whole lot of you!

[sharp briar]

💋

[agile mason]

oh right ...

[fickle imp]

Love thy jungler

[sharp briar]

see you in the CyAc break room frendo

[halcyon condor]

Every league reference you make is an hour of getting your DM muted

[real marten]

Escape will make me a league player

[scenic meteor]

if we are all hooligans ur the evil mastermind behind us 🥀

[weak oyster]

Why would you mute your dungeon master

I'm so funny

[halcyon condor]

I can work with this, actually. I'm fine with this

I might promote you for that

[fickle imp]

this is torture...

[rough sail]

Grown adults roleplaying a hierarchy in a discord server

[scenic meteor]

lena you play with toys

[lost spear]

wait what platform are we gonna use after we delete discord

[agile mason]

temu play dl

[sharp briar]

grown ass woman meowing in a discord server

[gleaming bough]

You forgot corpos

[rough sail]

mrraow

[lost spear]

[celest coyote]

Dw Lena someone asked who the group leader is and I nominated you

[oak elbow]

Rofl

[lost spear]

mow

[weak oyster]

God you're old

[celest coyote]

Nvm might redact it after that meow

[oak elbow]

💀

[halcyon condor]

Not invited to my birthday party

[sharp briar]

roflmaowaffle

[fickle imp]

looking for anything to do while waiting for marathon

[weak oyster]

What?

[oak elbow]

LmaO

[agile mason]

ill rem this temu

[primal frigate]

Borger

[delicate berry]

Sppongbub 🧽

[primal frigate]

[celest coyote]

Whenever I be takin my adderall I be going weeeeeee

And nervous

[weak oyster]

Isn't Adderall just prescription meth

[sharp briar]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Awesome_Face.svg/3840px-Awesome_Face.svg.png

[celest coyote]

Yes

[round wagon]

Consult your doctor

[oak elbow]

u play xbox u cant talk @weak oyster

[round wagon]

Wooosh

[sacred moon]

this is what happens when you're dehydrated, fun isn't allowed
dont ever let that happen to yourself fellas

[sharp briar]

now how come when i say anything remotely similar to this i get jailed

[celest coyote]

For those of us who aren’t cool enough to be bald and have a pork pie hat

[weak oyster]

Lowkey forgot I linked that

[celest coyote]

I have

[sharp briar]

a fellow adhd haver?