🗣marathon-general-chat

[indigo summit]

I need it now frfr

[molten flax]

go away

[final monolith]

no

[celest coyote]

This is quite a debate actually

[cold stump]

crap

[severe condor]

Hes so fucking cool man

[final monolith]

id feel bad

[livid trout]

Naur….

[cold stump]

@livid trout i loveee your pfp and banner omg

[severe condor]

Becoming my top 3 fictional characters

[molten flax]

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

[crimson garnet]

I think the chicken kinda lowkey sucks cause it lacks flavor but that sauce slaps

[livid trout]

Thank you ;3

[indigo summit]

I gotta wait like 2 weeks for the server slam imma crash out I want it NOW 😭

[celest coyote]

I like canes but i get the complaints bc the chicken itself isn’t seasoned much bc ur supposed to use the sauce which is heavily seasoned

[sharp briar]

NAUR

[molten flax]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[severe condor]

The sauce is life

[pastel wave]

gofundme for martin to play marathon

[halcyon condor]

4/10 chicken with 4/10 sauce but the entire meal, with bread and fries no slaw, is a solid 6/10

[crimson garnet]

If I could just buy the canes sauce and have it in my fridge and use it on my own tenders and burgers I would

[atomic torrent]

patients is a virtue

[halcyon condor]

In the good way

[celest coyote]

It really fucks

[severe condor]

Literally put it on anything

[indigo summit]

Patience*

[livid trout]

My grandpa is australian i got a pass

[severe condor]

It’s heaven

[crimson garnet]

I actually don’t mind the slaw but valid take

[atomic torrent]

no I'm a doctor

[severe condor]

The SAUCE IS NOT 4/10

[molten flax]

i steal the gofundme money

[indigo summit]

Ah I see

[celest coyote]

Who eats the slaw at canes

[severe condor]

Skin this man ARACH

[sharp briar]

you wouldnt fucking dare

[celest coyote]

Why do they even sell it

[severe condor]

Bro no

[pastel wave]

you steal from martin i take your knees

[indigo summit]

I've never had Raising Cane's

[halcyon condor]

The sauce is extremely similar to like every fast food places "signature sauce"

[lavish mist]

Will there be any other mode than extraction

[molten flax]

yea i would, especially from martin

[halcyon condor]

You can literally make your own

[scenic meteor]

sauce? 🤨

[indigo summit]

It's not in my country

[sharp briar]

asstraction

[celest coyote]

Nope, i mean there’s ranked extraction

[livid trout]

I should have waited for gameplay reveal before making it to get more marathon details in but oh well

[scenic meteor]

that shit nasty

[crimson garnet]

I normally exchange the slaw for toast but I can’t rn cause of my calorie deficit ☹️

[final monolith]

i like maccas

[sharp briar]

rooktraction

[celest coyote]

League

[final monolith]

but i only eat

mcchicken

[celest coyote]

Aussie detected

[cyan copper]

will i be able to run this game 144fps 1440p on a 3060ti 😢 Lmk Pls

[celest coyote]

Pfhoon friend detected

[crimson garnet]

Not to get too political but I think the filet o fish is fire at maccas

[final monolith]

i dont knwo waht ur talking about ......

[sharp briar]

pfhroggy made a fwend

[crimson garnet]

Bogan

[halcyon condor]

The fish sandwich is good but I cannot trust fish from McDonald's

[final monolith]

yeah

im not australian i just like saying maccas

its cuter than

mcdonalds

[cyan copper]

Ok yay

[halcyon condor]

Mister Donalds

[celest coyote]

Oh that’s fair

[sharp briar]

just like i like saying naur and brekkie

[crimson garnet]

I picked up maccas from my friends in NZ but I’m from the Midwest USA 💀

[final monolith]

yeah

brekkie is cute

[livid trout]

Naur

[celest coyote]

@molten flax someone’s appropriating ur culture

[balmy birch]

naurrr

[crimson garnet]

I say grog for beer too

[molten flax]

WHERE

[cyan copper]

mcspicy or a fillet o fish and a coffee frap is my maccas order

[livid trout]

Naurrr

[bitter garnet]

I'm actually so excited for this game I hope it becomes a big success

[final monolith]

pfhoon can i be australian

[molten flax]

SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN SKIN

[final monolith]

honorary australian

[pastel wave]

BE NICE TO MARTIN

[sharp briar]

brekkie at maccas or naur?

[scenic meteor]

@sharp briar did u get mewgenics yet

[crimson garnet]

Coffee frap with a fish sammich is dirty work but I respect it

[molten flax]

FUH NAW

[bitter garnet]

How's burnt peanut already playing the game

[cyan copper]

idc if i go to maccas im getting a coffee frap no matter what

[celest coyote]

Martin fucking died the end

[sharp briar]

still bedrotting still mandaloring

[cyan copper]

its necessary

[brave meteor]

Because it’s out already

[celest coyote]

It was a thing to promote the game w Bungie

[final monolith]

im blocking you from

[formal hare]

Peanut butter

[molten flax]

mmm breakfast sammy sounds good rn

[pastel wave]

holy shit LMAOOOOOO

[final monolith]

uhh

idk what country im from

[bitter garnet]

Alr

[final monolith]

i cant block you from anywhere

[molten flax]

dis boy stupid ash

[final monolith]

im from the Underground

[balmy birch]

streamer privileges

[final monolith]

the Farm

[hybrid forge]

Eat more fish

[celest coyote]

Sometimes i feel this way too

[final monolith]

i live in burrows

[sharp briar]

the bunny kingdom

[final monolith]

and i steal crops

[pastel wave]

now delete it before you get sniped LOL

[bitter garnet]

Time for us to become famous streamers

[crimson garnet]

I can’t believe it’s real

[livid trout]

Bro snitched to big D

[bitter garnet]

Ngl it lost like 200k actually

[crimson garnet]

We are NOT calling discord big D in 2026

[pastel wave]

i farded

[edgy saffron]

Uhm

💀

[livid trout]

They killed him

[pastel wave]

NOOOOOOOOO

[livid trout]

Oh nvm

[pastel wave]

oh we good

[bitter garnet]

It had almost 500k.at one point

[livid trout]

He/she bacc

[molten flax]

who died

[celest coyote]

Of course not that’s reserved for daddy durandal

[molten flax]

was ir martin

[scenic meteor]

who tf is big D

[balmy birch]

i thought he snitched to his d lmaoooooo

[edgy saffron]

Am i gonna get banned or something

[molten flax]

hope it was

[edgy saffron]

💀💀

[grand whale]

I’m excited for marathon

[livid trout]

Discord

[celest coyote]

Hey girl i mean they

[pastel wave]

ill protect you (no i will not)

[indigo summit]

Same

[final monolith]

pronoun reveal 2027

[kindred vigil]

i

[crimson garnet]

When I was a kid and I played Marathon I assumed Durandal was a woman and I fell in love with her the same way I did with Shodan on system shock

[indigo summit]

Literally can't wait I'm fiending hard

[final monolith]

🎉

[crimson garnet]

Find out 10 years later I fell in love with a male AI

[final monolith]

happens

[celest coyote]

This is the second rather shocking thing I’ve learned about you i am getting concerned

[pastel wave]

so this is when you found out

[final monolith]

this jit cracks rampant AI

[atomic torrent]

well you know what they say

[grand whale]

How can AI be male?

[livid trout]

Guh

[crimson garnet]

Are we gonna pretend that Halo 4 Cortana wasn’t like… bad asf?

[celest coyote]

He refers to himself as male

[final monolith]

weinoor

[pastel wave]

CE cortana and them polygons sheeeee

[balmy birch]

a system shock collab would be fire i think

[crimson garnet]

SHEEESH

[grand whale]

Gender isn’t the same as s eggs

[celest coyote]

No arguments here, I wasn’t allowed to even play that for years bc my parents saw her and said nope

[grand whale]

He can’t be make

Male*

[pastel wave]

durandal has peenor

[crimson garnet]

I would actually really enjoy a Marathon X System Shock event but idk if it will happen cause System Shock has been in limbo since tencent bought the rights

[final monolith]

i remember that i shot someone in gta 3 and then i began crying and snapped the disk in half

[grand whale]

Bro isn’t a physical person

[crimson garnet]

There’s a tweet like this somewhere on X

[final monolith]

i was distraught at the evil

[celest coyote]

Peenor confirm

[halcyon condor]

Child discovers remorse and regret for the first time

[final monolith]

it was just someone on a walk

i felt guilty

[glacial bane]

yeah well

[halcyon condor]

Why

[pastel wave]

omg martin how could you

[scenic meteor]

guys my ai girlfriend said shes gonna be busy tomorrow what does this mean

[celest coyote]

Out of regret? Or did u accept the rage inside you and let it out

[final monolith]

regret

[balmy birch]

me playing gta advance : "omg this is soooo fun!!!"

[celest coyote]

She’s cheating on u with dorandol

[halcyon condor]

I remember getting in really bad trouble when I was young because I would just walk around killing people in gta4

[crimson garnet]

I had a major crush on the burial at sea version of Elizabeth as a child too I think she ruined my life honestly

[pastel wave]

shes gonna ask to go on a break

[lilac lodge]

Who is durandal

[halcyon condor]

I was grounded for like 2 months

[celest coyote]

Tell that to all the fanfics and fan art

[final monolith]

my wife's girlfriend doesnt want me to play marathon, any tips?

[sharp briar]

TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE

[halcyon condor]

Murder suicide

[celest coyote]

Hot

[sharp briar]

YES

[balmy birch]

durandeez nuts

[rose moss]

paws at you

[grand whale]

I don’t consider them mentally sane anyways

[celest coyote]

A sword with some hair and a tooth in it

[rose moss]

guys i made a gym playlist 😁

[agile mason]

erm

[grand whale]

Buy her marathon and play with her

[agile mason]

Lemme see

[crimson garnet]

Hold your breath til your face turns red and they let you play marathon duh

[celest coyote]

This is 100% valid

[rose moss]

ok

[final monolith]

i used to listen to phonk and work out at home

[glacial bane]

yayy

[rose moss]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3odJyycyieeXQKK7RvgK3V?si=ec7a5453724f4491

[grand whale]

Mustard where were u during all the reveals?

[final monolith]

i busted an earbud because i was listening to 400000 bpm phonk tuff phonk

[pastel wave]

durandal be like "ill get that for you" opens door

[rose moss]

got banned for a day

[celest coyote]

What’d u say

[rose moss]

tim need more hard style for it

[grand whale]

Damn

[cold stump]

he consents to be one

[empty perch]

[final monolith]

he would say that

[agile mason]

survival tactics

[rose moss]

pedguin sent a song and as a joke i said "gayyyyyyy" EVEN THO IM GAY I GOT BANNED

[crimson garnet]

Does AJ think Cortana can’t be a woman too

[quasi warren]

i love blue blood

[final monolith]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[steel kettle]

We Ready!

[celest coyote]

Idk I think he’d get rlly pissed at having to open another door

[mortal slate]

is the beta open this weekend?

[glacial bane]

ok https://open.spotify.com/track/0kGg7BiTL0hpy2jJxtOJ38

[crimson garnet]

Next weekend

[final monolith]

yeah

[grand whale]

Everytime I hear hatdstyle I think of alt right internet spaces

[celest coyote]

Gay card revoked ig

[agile mason]

that’s the only song I have liked

[quasi warren]

26th til 2nd

[mortal slate]

thank you!

[rose moss]

i think of zyzz

[grand whale]

I’m black

[pastel wave]

vro turned into kyle and kicked holes in doors as a trauma response

[agile mason]

bingy

[grand whale]

He dead tho

[sharp briar]

not gay enough in puter’s opinion

[crimson garnet]

I don’t understand how that goes along with that but I respect you

[rose moss]

he still lives on in all of us brah 💪

[rose moss]

what.

[grand whale]

We go Jim looking ass

[agile mason]

imma follow u

:)

[rose moss]

ohio fear

[final monolith]

do you guys have like

[agile mason]

also fyre pic

[final monolith]

ocs i can draw

[quasi warren]

void vs blackbird will be fun asf ngl

[final monolith]

i can do them tomorrow

[rose moss]

just realized tabescent follows me

[crimson garnet]

Can you draw glitch as a burger

[rose moss]

BRO CAN I HIDE MY FOLLOWERS

[grand whale]

Ohio optimal rep speed

[agile mason]

now I do too

[final monolith]

im afraid thats beyond human capacity

[agile mason]

They are alr

[balmy birch]

nucal glitch

[rose moss]

wait you cant see them?

[agile mason]

No

[rose moss]

proof

[crimson garnet]

Like burger but person

[grand whale]

I had to dodge question mentioning that I’m black usually throws people off

[rose moss]

cause it doesnt say "only you can see them"

[agile mason]

driving rn

[molten flax]

hey

[rose moss]

bruh

[molten flax]

martn

[rose moss]

wait youre black? im so thrown off

[agile mason]

okay I’ll send

[rose moss]

goat

[final monolith]

yeah

[grand whale]

Folk

[molten flax]

🫃

[rose moss]

im kiddin 👍

[final monolith]

ok

[pastel wave]

yeah you tell em martin

[sharp briar]

das our goat martin

[grand whale]

Yea would be weird since both me and neeyth are black

[rose moss]

yeah

so is lena

and a few others

[grand whale]

Lena is black???

[rose moss]

if i was racist id have zero freidns

[rose moss]

yah

[final monolith]

i was born in the highlands

[grand whale]

I thought Lena was an AI chat bot based on an idiot wasian teenage girl

[final monolith]

i frollick

[pastel wave]

what the flip

[rose moss]

that is so mean wtf

damn brh

[whole widget]

eating sour cola bottle sweeties rn 😋

[rough sail]

w......Wasian? What gave you that idea

[sharp briar]

you frollick all you want

[pastel wave]

COOK THAT FRAUD LENA

[rose moss]

i thought u were white cause yo pfp white

[final monolith]

crazy math

[rose moss]

wasian is crazy

[rough sail]

What in the world

[final monolith]

actual crazy math right here

[rose moss]

i imagine everyone as their pfp

like to me youre a little creature

[rough sail]

Honestly same

[molten flax]

wait so lena u wasian?

[final monolith]

respectable

[sharp briar]

honestly same

[rough sail]

I am black

[rose moss]

like bob is that lady

[sharp briar]

blasian

[scenic meteor]

no way we back on this again

[molten flax]

cool

[rose moss]

scoob is a commuist doggy

[molten flax]

mustard is a chud

[pastel wave]

commuist

[sharp briar]

if i wasnt this lady would chat be less receptive LMAO

[rough sail]

yeah probably

[rough sail]

no

[whole widget]

yall ever eat your boogers

[grand whale]

Do you come from a land down under?

[final monolith]

no

[grand whale]

What do u imagine me as?

[final monolith]

equation

[scenic meteor]

a rat from nyc

[crimson garnet]

I only eat my burgers

[grand whale]

Ur netenyahu twin brother

[celest coyote]

I’m honored

[cold stump]

please come out already so this chat can switch up

[rose moss]

yo pfp is bullshit so i just imagine deafult black dude

[sharp briar]

LISTEN UP MUHRINES

[grand whale]

🤦🏾‍♂️💔

[crimson garnet]

Red monkey in the irl

[wary zealot]

hi brandon

[grand whale]

In the in real life

[molten flax]

oh so thats why im pfhroogy

[grand whale]

wtf

[molten flax]

makes sense

[agile mason]

haii tachyon

[crimson garnet]

Yeah I’m fr real

[sharp briar]

pfhroggy putting 2 and 2 2gether

[crimson garnet]

Tbh honest

[rose moss]

like tachy is whatever her pfp was that cat thingy

[livid trout]

Can i get a meow in chat

[grand whale]

Ts shit

[crimson garnet]

Meow

[rose moss]

even though ive seen her

[sharp briar]

maybe later

[scenic meteor]

nah tachyon just a seal

[final monolith]

can i get a hop on chat

[whole widget]

when u guys eat kit kat do u snap it then eat it or just bite the bar

[rose moss]

hop on

[crimson garnet]

hops seductively

[rose moss]

break

[rough sail]

The latter

[pastel wave]

hop on chat

[grand whale]

Navy seal

[livid trout]

Thank u loyal disciple of the meow

[rose moss]

pig

[agile mason]

snap it

[rose moss]

that was too mean

[grand whale]

I don’t like Kit Kat

[molten flax]

wow mustard

[final monolith]

i cant eat a kitkat like that its too big

[molten flax]

so harsh

[crimson garnet]

Any time Sgt. Victy 🫡

[final monolith]

i ahve to break it

[rose moss]

ah who gaf

[final monolith]

im too puny

[scenic meteor]

thats the default hate from league

[livid trout]

Naur

[pastel wave]

bad dog

[rose moss]

ew

[molten flax]

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOU COSTUME!

[scenic meteor]

if u mad at someone call them pig they start raging

[grand whale]

Bob are u an Asian lady?

[livid trout]

Its my culture too bozo

[rose moss]

yeah

[livid trout]

Grandpa is aussie

[rose moss]

he/him asian woman

[sharp briar]

im an asian man

[livid trout]

I GOT A PASS

[molten flax]

are u in australia?

[livid trout]

Naur

[grand whale]

May we kiss?

[rose moss]

son

[molten flax]

were u ingrained

[livid trout]

[rose moss]

ew

[sharp briar]

naur

[sharp briar]

naur

[scenic meteor]

bobaes a man?

[grand whale]

We can kiss, instead

[scenic meteor]

blocked

[molten flax]

i will skin all of you

[agile mason]

Sit up straight when u type to me

[livid trout]

Crickey

[rose moss]

bobs a man? unblocked

[crimson garnet]

What if a white American boy just wants to bust down on a grog mate

[sharp briar]

naur

[grand whale]

Anyone plays gunz: the duel?

[molten flax]

skinnedd

[celest coyote]

Quirked up, goated with the sauce

[rose moss]

guys my amazon package arrived

[crimson garnet]

Fr fr

[rose moss]

6 cups of gum

[grand whale]

What was it?

[livid trout]

Will continue my duo hunting tomorrow

[scenic meteor]

wym cups

[livid trout]

Time to eep

[crimson garnet]

This is so bogan coded

[sharp briar]

my mind went somewhre else for a split second

[grand whale]

Bro what

[rose moss]

like the lil cups you can buy

yknow

in the store

[molten flax]

thats not even

[scenic meteor]

nah i dont know

[rose moss]

for like 5 bucks or whatever

[molten flax]

i hate all of you except for brandin

an boob

[crimson garnet]

Tf did I do

[scenic meteor]

like a literal cup

[final monolith]

whos boob

[crimson garnet]

I’m from adelaide

[final monolith]

i can i meet them

👀

[celest coyote]

an boob

[grand whale]

First time Scooby ain’t been an absolute trash of society but even tho I agree I gotta slander u

[sharp briar]

dont know how i got here but grateful to be included

[agile mason]

damn u letting that slide @scenic meteor ?

[grand whale]

He will

He a good boy

[crimson garnet]

How does one acquire the MTHN thing I wanna get rid of my OGH3 one

[pastel wave]

scoobert slander is crazy

[sharp briar]

server options

dig around for the tag

[scenic meteor]

#needthat

im just trying to get plat

[agile mason]

no way …

[crimson garnet]

I see tyty

[rose moss]

im lwk adicted to gum

its soo awesome

[crimson garnet]

And godbless arachne

[agile mason]

bro frfr

[rose moss]

i always got gum

[grand whale]

Imagine if the gun was laced

[celest coyote]

Dum dum want gum gum

[agile mason]

dab me up twin

[rose moss]

id die

[final monolith]

low cortisol marathon runner vs high cortisol marathon runner

[grand whale]

Nooooo

[rose moss]

yesss twinnnn

cmere

[crimson garnet]

Low cortisol is those traxus guys

[grand whale]

If mustard dies I’m nobody

[sharp briar]

low iq newnoiser vs high iq runner

[rose moss]

damn bruh

[agile mason]

friendly fire

[rose moss]

bob a low iq newnoisers

lwk

most of us were low iq new noisers at one point

[crimson garnet]

Traxus is getting absolutely frame mogged by arachne

[sharp briar]

🤤

[rose moss]

actually cant say most anymore

most are genchat chuds

[pastel wave]

good keep it up

[rose moss]

arrived after the fall

[sinful scroll]

sup from work

[grand whale]

Arachnoid chase skin to simulate hunting thinking he is Chad, Traxus actually makes ball moves tho

[celest coyote]

Idk I never used new noise

[final monolith]

get back to the cagie you traxus wagie

[celest coyote]

I skipped straight to here

[sinful scroll]

love gettin paid to binguspost

hope y'all doing good

[final monolith]

unemployment will make me god

[grand whale]

Arachne has cortisol spikes chasing all that skin

[crimson garnet]

My goal in life is to kill as many rooks and as many triages as time will allow

[celest coyote]

Why triage

[pastel wave]

i just noticed your banner and i almost spat out my water

[grand whale]

There’s no end to the larping👀✌🏾🔥🗣️

[sharp briar]

[crimson garnet]

Kill the support before they can heal their squad mates

Easy

[spare shore]

Cortisol is good for the brain

[celest coyote]

I wish I hadn’t seen it

[final monolith]

what the hell

[crimson garnet]

I forgot I had that

[sinful scroll]

as a rook main please don't find me

[grand whale]

I’m larping

[final monolith]

is that league

[pastel wave]

hey i didnt tell you guys to look

[crimson garnet]

I honestly couldn’t tell you

[naive pine]

Lmao

[floral token]

are faction loadouts still a thing?

[crimson garnet]

It’s too good to change tho

Should I edit my banner to have marathon on the monitor

[naive pine]

You know what we’re all gonna say

[sharp briar]

you should have the discord on the monitor

[crimson garnet]

This exact time in chat too

[final monolith]

you should monitor discord on the banner have marathon

[pastel wave]

omg im in the banner

[crimson garnet]

Absolutely no rooks are safe, they are subject to death or knife fight

[meager patrol]

It’s almost time

[sinful scroll]

but I didn't do anything besides

[glacial bane]

🧘‍♂️💭🧘‍♂️

[pallid solar]

testing

[final monolith]

oi dont have nitro

[cyan bridge]

pre ordering the thon on the 20th 🙏

[final monolith]

i dont want ot give discord my infomration

[sinful scroll]

[pallid solar]

penjamin net&yahoo

[crimson garnet]

TIM APPLE IS BACK TO ACQUIRE BUNGIE AND RETURN THEM TO THE MAC OS ECO SYSTEM STOP HIM

[sharp briar]

🧘‍♂️

[pallid solar]

LOL

[grand whale]

Just say nentenyahu

[cyan bridge]

praying to benyahu rn

[final monolith]

my girl think im cheating but im on the thon 🙏 🤣 🤣

[meager patrol]

Soon lads

[glacial bane]

🧘‍♂️

[crimson garnet]

Marathon for the M3 iPad Air

[sinful scroll]

whos out here their rn

[grand whale]

Netenyahu= the big net= nettspend

[pallid solar]

benjamin netanyahu

huujhhhhhh

[cyan bridge]

teach think im studying but im on the thon with da boizzzzz and sweaty bikini glitch🙏 🤣

[crimson garnet]

Bros literally 35 glazing netspend

[pastel wave]

hello from my toilet

[cyan bridge]

poop reveal when

[grand whale]

Nettspend is netenyahu

[crimson garnet]

Never hopefully

[cyan bridge]

dont diss yahoo like that bro

[pastel wave]

i think it's a false alarm fr fr

[sour gorge]

peek

[cyan bridge]

when you let the anaconda out and you get a ghost wipe

[pallid solar]

why’s orange man’s name banned but not the big yahu

[cyan bridge]

yahu chill asf bro

[grand whale]

👀

🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾‍♂️

[sharp briar]

i forgot what a yoohoo taste like

[cyan bridge]

chicken butt

[halcyon condor]

When you feel a generational brown churning so you have to pull up your sleeves on the way to the olive garden bathroom stall #BigShitterBusiness

[sharp briar]

woops it is spellled yoohoo

[scenic meteor]

blocked

[grand whale]

What does Mario say when he jumps?👀

[halcyon condor]

Thank fuck

[cyan bridge]

J lowk chill bro

[crimson garnet]

One time I took my fiancée to Olive Garden and in the bathroom was a 6 year old girl who vomited into her soup bowl

[celest coyote]

Generational brown

[sinful scroll]

[halcyon condor]

They called me this in middle school

[crimson garnet]

For some reason they were in the bathroom cleaning the vomit from the soup bowl

[celest coyote]

I believe it’s wah, then hah, then wahoohoo or yahoohoo

[steel kettle]

W

[sharp briar]

🦗

[celest coyote]

For a triple jump

[molten flax]

what

[grand whale]

Yahu👀

[celest coyote]

Noticing

[halcyon condor]

Chicken butt

[pallid solar]

glory to the state of israel ig

[modern coral]

hi

[molten flax]

i love chicken

[scenic meteor]

u were playing the marathon trilogy in middle school i know u stank

[grand whale]

👀

[agile mason]

bruhhh we all stink

[cyan bridge]

there goes another diaper

[halcyon condor]

You play league as a grown ass man I know you don't wipe your ass

[crimson garnet]

I like when he’s approaching the castle and peach is like “Focus, M”

[agile mason]

will temu ever play rem ...

[pallid solar]

now the real question is

[scenic meteor]

dont need to wipe if u just have a diaper while u league

[pallid solar]

is the big H banned?

[sharp briar]

💩

[iron blaze]

scoob, please leave

[scenic meteor]

🚪 🚶‍♂️

[fickle imp]

when someone else is getting slandered for a game you lowkey play.....

[agile mason]

he dont fw us

[pallid solar]

why do I have a feeling it’s not lol

[grand whale]

Judge Holden isn’t banned

[halcyon condor]

YOU PLAY LEAGUE????????

I'm unadding you.

[scenic meteor]

you play league 👀

[sharp briar]

scoob attack

[fickle imp]

unfortunately.

[celest coyote]

Aj fucking died

The end

[halcyon condor]

Goodbye

[grand whale]

No

[halcyon condor]

You can have scoob

[molten flax]

i ont can i get added?

[iron blaze]

thank fuck

[grand whale]

I’m alive

And we’ll

[celest coyote]

Oh nvm

[iron blaze]

oh man

[scenic meteor]

what role you play in league

[fickle imp]

we can't all be perfect

i play mid

[scenic meteor]

you play mid 👀

[agile mason]

oh no ...

[halcyon condor]

Brb I have to go walk my pet fish

[grand whale]

Ur down fall will arrive before mine

[agile mason]

temu's tail just rose

[sinful scroll]

can we ban all league players

[halcyon condor]

She already said she plays league why are you asking this

[molten flax]

wooooooooooow i know how it be then damn...

[sharp briar]

scoobs alright its just a phase

[iron blaze]

i have killed to many, you cant out me down

[pallid solar]

testing: glory to the CCP (doubt this is banned)

[sinful scroll]

that's how it starts.

[agile mason]

long phase ngl

[celest coyote]

Finally some prejudice I can get behind

[obtuse pumice]

there was a trailer or an edit done with Marathon, where the song was like "banngg your headdd" or something. does someone have a link to that lol?

[clear axle]

let me innnn

[grand whale]

Ccp is chill that gave me 50$ and a lighter

[pallid solar]

testing: Vladimir Putin (betting all-in this is banned)

[obtuse pumice]

because i cant find it for the life of me lol

[pallid solar]

ohh wow

[sharp briar]

why is that runner limit testing jail?

[celest coyote]

Boot react

[pallid solar]

ok ok

[magic rose]

Meow

Wassup dawg

[sharp briar]

meowathon

[celest coyote]

Braver than most

[iron blaze]

shh he is doing it for us

[scenic meteor]

now try the american one next

[magic rose]

Gangshid

Skrrr skrrr

[celest coyote]

McDonald triumph

[clear axle]

dont say the president of the US's name, they timed me out for 60 mins lol

[grand whale]

When I’m in the marathon server testing which political word or name is banned or not:

[pallid solar]

ok now let’s go big

[magic rose]

Donald Duck

[sharp briar]

donald dumptruck

[grand whale]

Jeffrey

[pallid solar]

for one with the highest killstreak

[magic rose]

Donald McDonald

[scenic meteor]

genghis khan?

[clear axle]

all i said was "insert-president-name coin"

[grand whale]

Mongolian guy,

?

[magic rose]

Ronaldo Bump

[north echo]

Mark carney

[pallid solar]

testing: Joseph Stalin was based!

[sharp briar]

George Washington

[pallid solar]

LMAO

[naive pine]

Old Greg

[forest laurel]

Fartin Luther king

[grand whale]

First name, last name

[clear axle]

how about AH?

[sharp briar]

George Bush

[magic rose]

JF Kentucky Lincoln

[sharp briar]

George Bush Jr

[grand whale]

…

[north echo]

What did le do to u

[magic rose]

Heisenberg

[sharp briar]

Al Gore

[forest laurel]

arc raiders

[north echo]

Oppenheimer

[clear axle]

ai goyslop

[magic rose]

Onlyfarts

[iron blaze]

guys please 😭

[naive pine]

Many people in here should evidently not be trusted to safely use fireworks

[celest coyote]

Feynman

[brave meteor]

Benjamin kirkenyahu

[grand whale]

Isaac mewton

[sharp briar]

Barack Obama

[grand whale]

Peak

[celest coyote]

Indeed

[magic rose]

Your mom is beautiful

[celest coyote]

Feynman based ketamine enjoyer

[north echo]

Terence Tao

[grand whale]

Sekigoyim

[clear axle]

us after 10 mins of this:

[magic rose]

Kanye West

[grand whale]

Ye

[brave meteor]

Is th game out

[celest coyote]

Yes

[magic rose]

Joe

[obtuse pumice]

i found it lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUN433yTyx4

[celest coyote]

Go download it

[scenic meteor]

my tummy hurts

[pallid solar]

Donald

[magic rose]

I did not hit her meme

[brave meteor]

Based god

[north echo]

Stop hitting ler

[pallid solar]

hmm

Donald John

[agile mason]

i can rub it

[normal totem]

Donald Droid

[pallid solar]

im edging it

[agile mason]

or not ...

[magic rose]

It’s the old bad actor meme from old old YouTube

[eager token]

Umm

[rough sundial]

Watch me whip now watch me nae nae

[north echo]

Mrbeast

[naive pine]

Of course, thats why we’re all in here using negative amounts of brain cells instead of playing it

[upper zephyr]

I dont get tainted Lazarus?

[pallid solar]

Donald John T

[magic rose]

Master Chief Keef

[eager token]

I’m just gonna go back from whence I came

[pallid solar]

Donald John Tr

Donald John tru

[magic rose]

Souljah Boy Killem

[pallid solar]

Donald John Trum

[rough sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-dunk-lebron-james-levronjame-gif-1038771198631298897

[north echo]

Supa hot fire

[upper zephyr]

Wrong server

[rough sundial]

Nice embed

[chrome fog]

obama's former vp apparently is a no no word

[magic rose]

Tonald Drump

[north echo]

Lebron dunk james levronjame

[proven yarrow]

let's get you home now grandpa

[normal totem]

Jason Jones

[halcyon condor]

Isaac...!!!!!

[vapid solstice]

they all are

[magic rose]

Temu version

[normal totem]

Mhm

[rough sundial]

Emoji

[north echo]

Joemama

[magic rose]

Jesus Christ

[normal totem]

W

[magic rose]

Praise be to god

[north echo]

Christian server

[clear terrace]

marton

[magic rose]

I pray for you sinners for your family and friends

[delicate berry]

Spungbobb 🧽🧽

[fickle imp]

i hope the mods in this server get paid

[north echo]

Spombob

[molten flax]

🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃

[halcyon condor]

I get 43 dollars a month

[north echo]

Have u not slept

[halcyon condor]

Whoops wrong account

[magic rose]

How does one get impregnated 4 times

[fickle imp]

that's how you fund your pizzas with just cheese

[north echo]

Like this 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃

[molten flax]

🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃

[halcyon condor]

Yeah

[delicate berry]

I am very tired so I’m going to sleep right now!! It is 5:21 pm where I am

[fickle imp]

get some toppings next time, i swear you deserve toppings on your pizza

[delicate berry]

Splombog 🧽🧽

[magic rose]

Damn gets impregnated 8 more times

[grave smelt]

Yeah we do

[delicate berry]

Goodnight guys

[fickle imp]

even in warzones they atleast have pepperoni

[north echo]

Good afternoon

[magic rose]

🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

[halcyon condor]

Eughhhh

[magic rose]

Cash me outside how bout dat

[molten flax]

night keighley

[halcyon condor]

The textures are not pleasing to The J

[grave smelt]

Noodgight

[scenic meteor]

and JUST cheese is????

[magic rose]

Imma get muted for this one for sure 🥲 Sekicuchi supremacy

[fickle imp]

you should try bbq sauce pineapple pepperoni pizza....

[unreal steeple]

NINTRENDO SWITCH 2 DLSS mouse 🖱

[halcyon condor]

Yes

[scenic meteor]

big J pmo

[slow dirge]

bumping Rushing rn

[north echo]

Wtf is this

[halcyon condor]

This made me feel nauseous

[fickle imp]

a hawaiian pizza

[chrome fog]

[halcyon condor]

Never say this again

[magic rose]

Sekiguchi till I die

[fickle imp]

okay it sounds bad but it's actually so good

[north echo]

[halcyon condor]

Never trusting your food recommendations

[grave smelt]

Ok, you are now me 2 seconds into the future. Warning. I am naked

[scenic meteor]

icl bbq pizza is a demon rec

[north echo]

Garlic bread

[fickle imp]

not the first time i hear this unfortunately...

[magic rose]

Nutella pizza

[fickle imp]

nobody sees the vision

[regal hemlock]

Thats is NOT hawaiian

[north echo]

This is actually a thing

[magic rose]

Nutella and banana pizza

[scenic meteor]

hawaiian got the white sauce

[fickle imp]

what the fuck is a hawaiian then

[magic rose]

Nutella, banana and marshmallow pizza

[regal hemlock]

Now thats good

[grave smelt]

Hawaiian is salami with pineapple and nutella

[regal hemlock]

Pinapple and ham????

[fickle imp]

?

nutella...

yk what

i'd eat that

[fickle imp]

i'd eat that too

[magic rose]

DiabetesCore 😁😁😁

[grave smelt]

This is a nu caloric snack right there

[north echo]

You’re actually hurting yourself eating pineapple

[magic rose]

Nutella, banana pancakes 💪💪

[grave smelt]

Nu caloric is a faction in the game

[livid edge]

Yall watched theburntpeanut play marathon? Ngl ghe game looks 10x better than the alpha and that gun play just looks like it feels amazing

[fickle imp]

not hearing this from a nucal

[grave smelt]

True

[scenic meteor]

i support ur pineapple pizza astolsko

[magic rose]

Where is pickles

Is Pickles awake

[chrome fog]

buckle up buckaroos

[magic rose]

Are they muted again ?

[north echo]

It has bromelain, a protease that cleaves proteins

[grave smelt]

It is now a race among us. Who will be able to secure marriage with peanut

[magic rose]

Amogus

[scenic meteor]

well that bromelain is tastey af

[fickle imp]

okay in fairness, i don't eat THAT much pineapple

[grave smelt]

Who is this lady on your pfp?

[halcyon condor]

I fucking love pineapple

[north echo]

Im not saying it unhealthy lmao

[north echo]

CUTIE HAERIN

[magic rose]

Ibuprofen pizza

[north echo]

[fickle imp]

me too it's so good

not as good as watermelon though

[chrome fog]

maybe i stop doing gorl pfps

[north echo]

Probably

[scenic meteor]

y

[magic rose]

Valid very valid

[north echo]

I got nasty dms once

[magic rose]

Do cat pfp

[scenic meteor]

do cat gorl pfp

[grave smelt]

Then there is a risk that I will stop being nice to you. And I dont want that

[magic rose]

Do fury cat gorl pfps

[north echo]

Just do a marathon pfp

[brave meteor]

This game has to do some serious changes when arc comes out

[grave smelt]

Yeah just use a concord character for your pfp

[magic rose]

Roblox pfp

[chrome fog]

oh well i can live with that

[north echo]

NAW MAN

[magic rose]

Do Sekiguchi pfp

[grave smelt]

Bruh

Boban logic

[north echo]

Bob the builder

[next stag]

[magic rose]

Joe

[chrome fog]

bobias funke

[next stag]

Bingus

[rustic dawn]

You blue yourself

[magic rose]

Marathon chat always stimming

[chrome fog]

im looking for a nu start

[next stag]

LMAO

[grave smelt]

Who should I be

[north echo]

Brogbert

[grave smelt]

O... Ok..

[north echo]

Be urself

[magic rose]

Want to make friends with other autists, come to Marathon chat 🐈

[next stag]

We have Bingus but like

Will we ever have Larry

[chrome fog]

👉 👈

[next stag]

Arachne Cat

[grave smelt]

People who decide to be themselves in a marathon discord server, they disappear

[magic rose]

New hyper fixation Marathon

[north echo]

I’m gonna miss that haerin pfp

[magic rose]

Marathon (Arc Raiders) cult before GTA 6

[chrome fog]

you can blame genchat runners for this

[magic rose]

You guys wanna know a secret ?

[chrome fog]

[rustic dawn]

👀

[celest coyote]

yes

[scenic meteor]

this bob guy is cringe af

[chrome fog]

do you not love me anymore scoobs 🥀

[magic rose]

That’s the secret

[kindred vigil]

What is that pgp

[grave smelt]

He plays raid shadow legends unironically and is not a cute gorl

[kindred vigil]

pfp

[scenic meteor]

not when ur bald 😒

[chrome fog]

gimme kiss

[celest coyote]

where the fuck are the chipmunks bob

[chrome fog]

got weirded out

[celest coyote]

thank you

[grave smelt]

In his pants

[scenic meteor]

🚪 🚶‍♂️

[north echo]

This guy got an unsettling stare

[normal dock]

Man every single marathon hater on twitter is somehow SUPER ULTRA racist holy shit

What the hell is going on

[grave smelt]

Not many people know but this one is actually controlled by Jonathan Hanks, one of the MIDA renegades

[normal dock]

Am i missing something?

[north echo]

Maybe not use twitter

[grave smelt]

Its simple. You are on twitter where everyone is racist. And hating or liking marathon has nothing to do with that

[normal dock]

But thats where i find cute horse videos

[celest coyote]

weird bc we are also marathon lovers

[normal dock]

And racist??!

[north echo]

I don’t think I’ve ever used twitter ever

[olive matrix]

Tip: never view twitter replies, only the main tweets

The replies are shit anyway

[chrome fog]

twitter before the buyout was pretty goood

[celest coyote]

wouldnt u like to know weather boy

[mint light]

i had to delete twitter from my phone. pc only . too many bots and viral misinfo

[north echo]

I believe it

Like a Facebook but for young ppl

[normal dock]

I block most bots im just there for the funny honse (REAL ONES NOT THE ANIME ONES) videos

[chrome fog]

i reckon discord will face the same enshittification albeit at a slower rate

[pallid lynx]

i love mmy little sloptrough twitter too much to ever bring myself to stop

[grave smelt]

Every good marathon fan stays away from twitter and gets all of the necessary news through Asmongold clips

[mint light]

like a facebook for old people who are too edgy for facebook so they moved into a young ppl space

[normal dock]

Its already shit

[olive matrix]

I've trained my algorithm to only give me tweets from artist accounts, everything else sucks ass

[north echo]

Actually sad to see

I just wanna meet gamers

[pallid lynx]

i get art and cute animals

[normal dock]

Isnt that the guy that has bleeding gums that he wipes on his room walls?

[olive matrix]

as it should be

[grave smelt]

Nope

I wish people would just unite and move away from Discord elsewhere

[normal dock]

Oh okay

Guys we just need 4 dollars for a teamspeak server

[pallid lynx]

lets go back Let's all go back okay

[grave smelt]

And Discord just dies and becomes a lesson

[pallid lynx]

Let's all go back together okay

We can all go back together alright let's go back

[north echo]

Go back to which year

[pallid lynx]

Back

[north echo]

2020

[chrome fog]

oh hey menace is out

[pallid lynx]

== BrB; Gotta go eat burger

AFK

[grave smelt]

I hear menace is really good though I can't stomach turn based

[upper ibex]

okay im playing classic marathon

and its peak

[grave smelt]

Tell us your calorie intake

[normal dock]

Liquid and coop?

[normal dock]

Wait for the one level haha

The

The colony

[olive matrix]

The whole discord reckoning is just gonna be a fruitless effort until something actually comes out to provide a better service

[normal dock]

Colony shop for

[upper ibex]

oh no

this sounds like its gonna suck

[grave smelt]

It is

[chrome fog]

guess i found my game while i wait to slam a server

[upper ibex]

shit

[normal dock]

It took me 4 hours

[grave smelt]

Sounds about right

[upper ibex]

then i should probably record my gameplay so i won’t have to do it a second time

[hidden merlin]

anyone else watching marathon shorts uploads and stroking their bingus?

[upper ibex]

i think i have my settings in a good enough place where i don’t need to tinker with them every 5 seconds

[normal dock]

I play a ton of ancient ass shooters and colony ship for sale cheap is still one of the worst levels ever concieved in a 90s shooter ever

[grave smelt]

I cant stand ancient games

[olive matrix]

bro hates chess

[normal dock]

I replay doom 2 in its entirety every few weeks

[upper ibex]

ive never played a real boomer shooter, never played og doom etc

the atmosphere man

im genuinely scared to turn corners

[atomic torrent]

good afternoon mina-slimes

[upper ibex]

and i forgot that hud doesn’t scale with fov because the game’s so old

[north echo]

Chess is great

[grave smelt]

Jokes on you I was very close to getting FIDE Master. But chess indeed kinda sucks

[magic rose]

Hey

[upper ibex]

i can’t play single player games more than once a year for the most part

otherwise i risk getting sick of the game

i should do another run of cyberpunk soon its been well over a year since i beat it

[mint light]

also originally just popped in here to say...

i get having BurntPeanut for the gooptastic marketing boost

now that that collab is over, we need a bit less family friendly creator to champion marathon. someone who is a little more methodical and captures the spirit of the game a bit better. the burntpeanut-arc raiders of Marathon. my proposed leading candidates are (unfortunately) Tfue, who is second fiddle to Peanut on Arc raiders viewership consistently, Nadeshot and/or FaZe Adapt - try to get the oldschool core CoD guys to ride the new Bungie wave, or the longshot would be an assumably hefty price but a paid sponsor with Tyler1. Ty1 has stopped playing league before for chess and is an absolute obssessive god who cares ab prestige. he would be perfect for the become God tagline

whoever it is that does end up becoming a breakout star, regardless of how they are first brought in/looped into the marathon addiction, they gotta do it for the love of the game tho

[grave smelt]

If you like Cyberpunk you will love Fortnite with Simpsons map

[grave smelt]

Why would Tyler want to play an extraction shooter

[spiral violet]

What is down, fellow runners?

[mint light]

he wouldnt thats why youd have to pay him a hefty ass price

if the game is good he's a pretty good litmus test for gamers

if its bad, well, that kinda falls on bungie

[grave smelt]

1. He has all the money in the world

2. So your idea of good promotion is to use a person that doesn't want to play the game

[mint light]

its credibility

burntpeanut is marketing

tyler1 will say the truth even if u pay him

or at least u should allow him to

launch gameplay trailer only has 176k views in a day

[grave smelt]

Credibility is that Tyler historically avoids game promotions and calls streamers that do that sellouts

[rough sail]

Meow

[grave smelt]

Nya

[mint light]

yeah game promotions. like i said i suggested a litmus test, he can say what he wants. think of it as a review

[magic rose]

Meow

[stark maple]

i think the point is get someone who isn’t peanut

[mint light]

as*