🗣marathon-general-chat

[digital light]

LMAO

[dense goblet]

Space

[quasi lotus]

what's the point of pre-order today?

[rose moss]

eheheheheheheeeeee come to the scary circus eheheheheh

[digital light]

Oh heck yeah

[inland hatch]

to show your allegience to the developers

[final monolith]

aura farming

[digital light]

Why didn’t we think of this before

[tropic creek]

To have the collectors edition

[chrome thunder]

You get to get. My game

[stoic pivot]

to have the game

[chrome thunder]

Marathon

[stoic pivot]

marton

[broken chasm]

I've mentioned the Collector's Edition to my wife a few times, just kind of testing the waters out, because I know its expensive. It sounds like she's cool with ordering it, though, lol. She's like, "How much was it? Like $170 US? That's not so bad."

I was like, " ... yeah, absolutely for sure. Here's the link again, lol"

[stoic pivot]

I'll bring a BIC lighter with me

[quasi lotus]

but will i can play today?

[brave jewel]

That’s precisely what it was

[rich solstice]

HOPE YOU GET IT!

[teal condor]

Great now the entire office is copying me by trying mushroom coffee

[final monolith]

dude

the game looks so good

i need a job QUICK

[stoic pivot]

it do

[broken chasm]

It does

[final monolith]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[tropic creek]

You can write on your resume " trendsetter "

[rich solstice]

Youre gonna lose it when its released, games gonna be ADDICTING

[final monolith]

GRAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[stoic pivot]

don't worry it's literally like a few hours of work you just have to get a job

[elder latch]

"collect. My pages" dawg who let slenderman in here

[dense goblet]

I've been adding cayenne to black coffee, its spicy but its good for metabolism

[final monolith]

yeah

[tropic creek]

Martin didn't see marton the game ?

[stoic pivot]

challenge: impossible

[final monolith]

i just NEED a job

[teal condor]

My resume is already full to bursting 💀

[final monolith]

problem isnt working

its GETTINGa the job

[broken chasm]

I already put in my PTO and got it approved for launch and the day after.
So it should be a 4-day weekend for me and Marathon, boys

[tropic creek]

THE MORE THE BETTER 💅

[stoic pivot]

sell an organ

one that you don't need

[teal condor]

If I add Tabasco will it also work

[final monolith]

im not a heavy drinker, a kidney will do

[stoic pivot]

ok not that one

[elder latch]

add the kidney to your coffee

[sly salmon]

But if you work you won't have time to git gud

[rich solstice]

Same here! Got the 5th and 6th off so 4 day grind hehehe

[rose moss]

-is scary-

[celest coyote]

I hope mysterious detective is ok

[dense goblet]

Anything that makes it spicy, specially the compound capsaicin is what boost ur metabolism

[final monolith]

i can get a job, get enough money for computer specs and marathon and then QUIT my job

[tropic creek]

I can only play tf out of the weekend

[rich solstice]

Fr where is he

[stoic pivot]

I skinned him

[dense goblet]

So anything thats spicy

[tropic creek]

Me 💅

[celest coyote]

He might be the not as scary jester

[elder latch]

im loving life rn i cant wait to be a silly girl playing the silly game

[rich solstice]

Oh shit

[celest coyote]

That’s just a theory tho

[stoic pivot]

a discord theory

[tropic creek]

I'll shoot you
No worries 💅

[rich solstice]

A game theory?

[rose moss]

-giggles frighteningly-

[rich solstice]

Ah shit

[sly salmon]

Steam or PS5 I still can't decide

[teal condor]

We are ALL calling in from work to play Marathon

[inland hatch]

btw im gonna have top PvP kills in the game day 1

[elder latch]

steam tbh

[rich solstice]

Can your PC run it

[tropic creek]

Suicides don't count

[pearl drift]

Did they censor new runner skins

[sly salmon]

Yeah

[inland hatch]

you and i are on bad terms now

[rich solstice]

PC for sure

[dense goblet]

Console is convenient for wanting to chill, PC if you wanna really get into a gaming session

[pearl drift]

Like a male vandal

[tropic creek]

See you on marton my friend 🫡

[stoic pivot]

you should skin him

[final monolith]

i just need a better graphics card

i already got everything else ticked off

[dense goblet]

My 1070ti is fighting for its life

[north echo]

1070 vro🥀

[dense goblet]

Ti

[rich solstice]

Have you checked the marketplace? Some good deals there

[mystic veldt]

Do we know if ticks will be in game enemies because I could’ve sworn they mentioned that in early vidocs

[north echo]

Shits on life support

[elder latch]

i got a 4070ti, a ryzen 9 7900x3d and 32GB of ddr5

[stoic pivot]

they are

[dense goblet]

Living on hopes and dreams

[tropic creek]

Maaaaaybe
Or maybe not
Who knows

[final monolith]

yup im vulturing around

[mystic veldt]

is there any footage?

[sly salmon]

They were in alpha as enemies so probably

[teal condor]

We posting rigs again

[mystic veldt]

I don’t assume they were in the alpha

Nvm

[final monolith]

i got my eyes on some sweet deals

[rich solstice]

Good good, hope you find one

[north echo]

Weird flexer

[final monolith]

thanks!

[stoic pivot]

boo

[final monolith]

cant wait to meet you all on marathon

[tropic creek]

You'll see me twerking

[final monolith]

never been excited so much for a game

[chrome thunder]

march 5 Preorder it now

[rich solstice]

Likewise, runner

[elder latch]

i cant wait to play martha thong

[final monolith]

i will mr marathon

[clever night]

im definitely grabbing it on pc

[stoic pivot]

marton

[north echo]

Big martha

And her thong

[elder latch]

yeahp

[north echo]

I don’t wannna picture that

[stoic pivot]

also daily marathon post went up like 15 minutes ago and none of us noticed 😭

[tropic creek]

Why is this server so cursed and why is it so funny here

[north echo]

Hey don’t cap me

[elder latch]

i like my marathon like i like my women

hit by a car

[rich solstice]

Its what happens when we have to wait another 36 days till release

[north echo]

We’re all just a bunch of shit posters

[dense goblet]

Full of goofies and goobers

[north echo]

And the occasional scary dude

[final monolith]

well thats a specific taste in women

[stoic pivot]

ok I'm actually gonna go make lunch now

[broken chasm]

It would be nice to get a Looking-For-Group chat set up on this Discord at some point. I'm a healer/support main in basically everything I play, and I'll be a Triage main for the foreseeable future after launch. Would love to have a place to post where I can find folks to party up with.

[tropic creek]

You can describe this discord with the words
Burning shitbucket

[final monolith]

if this server had vc

[dense goblet]

Im sure theyll have them set up when the game comes out

[celest coyote]

Idk it any of us have the authority to do that

[final monolith]

it would be the funniest shit ever

[rich solstice]

Im interested!

[tropic creek]

So uhm in a wheelchair ?

[elder latch]

absolutely

[final monolith]

im marathoning it

[scenic meteor]

I miss the mysterious detective

[final monolith]

ooooooooooh

[elder latch]

im the icu

[tropic creek]

Who dis

[rich solstice]

Yeah you areee

[wet sun]

MARTON

[celest coyote]

Ok shinji ikari

[tropic creek]

WEEWOOOWEEEWOOO

[elder latch]

call me shinji ikari the way i dissapoint my father

[celest coyote]

dayum

[digital light]

Same 😔💔 I hope there's a part two and he turns back into the detective

And maybe, just maybe, the cat comes onto the scene

[celest coyote]

Bingus?

[rich solstice]

Season 2 gonna be crazy

[final monolith]

marathon visual novel dating simulator

[celest coyote]

Yeah that was one hell of a finale

[bronze halo]

anyone have gifs of the new destroyer vid?

[digital light]

For reallll, I can't wait

[tropic creek]

Isn't the cats name meowski ?

[dense goblet]

Didn't DBD do something like that?

[sly salmon]

What if deadshot from DC comics was real but he retired to be an FPS pro gamer

[final monolith]

think so yeah

[tropic creek]

No sorry it was meowskovski

[teal condor]

#🎨marathon-community-art-chat

[covert shell]

Is this marathon going to be a continuation of the old one

[digital light]

That's the name?

[tropic creek]

Yesnt

[teal condor]

Her name is Felini

[bronze halo]

oops thanks didnt see that

[celest coyote]

It’s in the same universe, ur not the same person

[elder latch]

cant believe bingus made a new martha thong

[north echo]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-game-bungie-marathon-gif-15666240793856988076

[digital light]

Ah 🤔

[wet sun]

Maratoful boyfren

[elder latch]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8419b6476b9e2d140af2ab320d2f9383/6ad5cc1593093695-b3/s540x810/2f4a629168069c6b98bae5340c82813661d6d552.gif

[celest coyote]

Kalli I think is the official name but bingus has been the meme name

The game the finals?

[north echo]

Tumblr 🥀

[covert shell]

Mb

[dense goblet]

Ur thinking arc raiders

[digital light]

Oh

[tropic creek]

No I think highguard has something to do with it tho

[north echo]

Bark raiders

[hybrid sleet]

when is bingus

[elder latch]

i like my marathon the way i like my. marathon

[clever night]

i heard that this game is a prequel to star wars

[tropic creek]

Marathonia

[chrome thunder]

Preorder now my gmae

My game

Marathon

[dense goblet]

Its a sequel to Bob the builder

[elder latch]

well shit i gotta try it if its dog game

[hybrid sleet]

hi bingus

[tropic creek]

I swear they showed Lego

[chrome thunder]

Learn more here: https://www.marathonthegame.com

[clever night]

i will no longer be purchasing marathon

[final monolith]

marathon but instead of being an extraction shooter it just forces you to download league of legends

[chrome thunder]

Please

Please preorder my game marathon

[hybrid sleet]

how long is a marathon

[tropic creek]

I mean they already did the destiny technique

[hybrid sleet]

so i can preorder

[dense goblet]

Yes

[elder latch]

my autism comes in two forms
dog
illegal firearms

[final monolith]

abducted into destiny 2

[celest coyote]

Idk probably like a month

[bleak fox]

this is gonna be a long ass month huh

[chrome thunder]

Marathon releases March 5th. Pre-order now: https://marathonthegame.com

[celest coyote]

Based

[tropic creek]

Illegal dogs turned into firearms

[hybrid sleet]

no i mean in distance

[elder latch]

doing that to my kids someday

[chrome thunder]

Marathon releases March 5th. Pre-order now: https://marathonthegame.com

[celest coyote]

26.2mi

[dense goblet]

Now you're thinking

[tropic creek]

Haven't realized it because it's been on my pc the entire time lol

[clever night]

theres also ultramarathons that are longer

[tropic creek]

My brain isn't braining anymore

[celest coyote]

Marathon is Greek for fennel fields

[dense goblet]

Damb, well it was there for a second 😔

[elder latch]

femcel fields????? where????????

[tropic creek]

Gonna mark today as a special day

[sly salmon]

Among Us extraction shooter

[celest coyote]

I’m looking too

[tropic creek]

AMOGUS

[elder latch]

i must find my fellow femcels

[chrome thunder]

Learn more: https://marathonthegame.com

[elder latch]

amogus

[hybrid sleet]

amon gus

[tropic creek]

I only know Duracell

[clever night]

minecraft extraction shooter

[tropic creek]

No that's highguard

[warm granite]

can we normalize not saying shit like this publicly anymore

[clever night]

no highguard is more like crucible

[celest coyote]

Minecraft is an extraction shooter, u go in, lose everything if u die

[tropic creek]

No you're more like highguard

[celest coyote]

Prove me wrong

U can’t

[hybrid sleet]

save inventory

[scenic meteor]

Pretty true

[celest coyote]

Oh shid

[elder latch]

coward

[umbral nymph]

abyss

[clever night]

no youre thinking of deep rock galactic

[hybrid sleet]

insert drake showing laptop to man

[elder latch]

yes

[tropic creek]

ROCK AND STONE

[umbral nymph]

do u like the art style of the game?

[elder latch]

yes

[final monolith]

ROCK AND STONEEEEEEE

[clever night]

fart style

[hybrid sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[tropic creek]

sniff

[chrome thunder]

The game: Marathon releases march 5th preoder now Marathon

[teal condor]

It's time to listen to Nine Inch Nails

[clever night]

embed fail

[tropic creek]

Don't hurt yourself

[umbral nymph]

i know man

[elder latch]

@chrome thunder buy his game https://marathonthegame.com/

[dense goblet]

Closer and hand that feeds are good

[clever night]

i think marathon needs to be cancelled now

[teal condor]

There is no you chat

There is only me

[tropic creek]

It'll rise and shine

[chrome thunder]

Marathon releases March 5th. Pre-order now: https://www.marathonthegame.com

[rugged knot]

When is this free preview weekend? i'm trying to convince my friends to play it. A lot of former destiny players.

[hybrid sleet]

ask bingus

[elder latch]

she mara om my thon till i infinity

[scenic meteor]

Some weekend in February

[tropic creek]

Wellll do they like extraction shooters ?

[rugged knot]

They kind of like Arc Raiders but are more of First Person Shooter types

[clever night]

i dont think destiny players actually like videogames

[elder latch]

why did i get asked if i like the games art style and nothing else

[elder latch]

i do

[dense goblet]

I think theyll enjoy marathon then

[clever night]

no you dont

[rugged knot]

They don't want to commit to a game until they try it, which is fair

[celest coyote]

Nobody hates destiny more than destiny fans

[tropic creek]

Do you like da pew pew in the game ?

[broken chasm]

based and correct-pilled

[chrome thunder]

Learn more:

[dense goblet]

True, but if they really dont like it, they can refund it if they only play for a an hour or 2

[elder latch]

i like destiny

[teal condor]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0m1DJ5Jkv3kdnGrcZsJFmC?si=5vicUDBLRbu9jahCdB9QAg

Only | NIN

[celest coyote]

Do they like destiny or halo

[scenic meteor]

About what

[dense goblet]

Understandable

[chrome thunder]

News Latest updates Stay connected with the latest news, including upcoming releases, developer updates, and playtest information.

[tropic creek]

Us

[rugged knot]

I played in the december test and i thought it was pretty fun

[digital light]

Can someone ping me when they start season 2 of The Detective vs. The Evil Jester

[scenic meteor]

/playtest

[celest coyote]

Same

[elder latch]

to be fair i like destiny because i started playing it when i was like 7

[spare shore]

Scooby are you a yuumi main

[brave jewel]

Ain’t no way they added a shield bubble to marathon

[celest coyote]

Damn I’m old

[scenic meteor]

Not at all

[chrome thunder]

Use the /playtest command to get a personalized link to Bungie.net, and apply for a chance to participate in the upcoming Marathon Closed Technical Test.

[tropic creek]

Ayo what

[elder latch]

uncle bought me an xbox when i was seven so i could play destiny on day 1 😭

[spare shore]

W postsatire tag i fw the irony

[digital light]

W uncle ngl

[celest coyote]

Also gotta call social services about that one

[chrome thunder]

Marathon releases March 5, 2026 and is available for pre-order on Steam, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S.

Watch the trailer now: https://youtu.be/UbNhSVj6WZM
Pre-order details: https://bung.ie/4rl5QfF

[elder latch]

he needed a duo and apparently and found my skill in halo 3 deathmatch as good enough proof i could help him

[digital light]

LMAO

That's amazing

[dense goblet]

At least you didn't get thrown onto cod at the age of 7

[tropic creek]

I remember getting destiny for my ps3 and I felt that game sooooo hard

[dreamy forge]

Just slimed a poor guy for an Equalizer on Arc

[clever night]

can this marathon guy get muted or something

[elder latch]

i got thrown down the stairs when i was 7

[digital light]

Imagine LMAO

[chrome thunder]

**From the creators of Destiny

[elder latch]

no hes based

[tropic creek]

Sounds like fire ngl

[digital light]

He's lowkey pmo

[scenic meteor]

When is the Mac release

[dense goblet]

Its a universal canon event

[chrome thunder]

December 21, 1994

[tropic creek]

Can we play on steamdeck too ?

[elder latch]

i love being brain damaged as all hell

[dreamy forge]

We were supposed to be fighting Matriarch but he had this shiny big gun on his back...I couldn't help myself lol

[tropic creek]

You brain probably screams for help

[final egret]

Why is Bungie advertising Marathon here bruh 😭

[elder latch]

lead poisoning + blunt force trauma lets gooooo

[chrome thunder]

Marathon releases March 5, 2026 and is available for pre-order on Steam, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S.

Watch the trailer now: https://youtu.be/UbNhSVj6WZM
Pre-order details: https://bung.ie/4rl5QfF

[dense goblet]

Either keeps you really happy or really depressed no inbeskibitween

[tropic creek]

Is that what they call American dream ?

[elder latch]

also some starvation

[teal condor]

Oh we sharing origin stories now

[elder latch]

im a brit so i hope not

[teal condor]

Anything but marathon chat

[stoic pivot]

I guarantee you like half the server hasn't bought it yet

[hybrid sleet]

i need money

[stoic pivot]

they're just here

[tropic creek]

MAAAAN YOU COULD'VE JOINED THE BIT

[chrome thunder]

Preorder my game

[final egret]

cus it's not out bruh

[digital light]

Lowkey used to eat pencil lead in 3rd grade bc we all thought it was cool and for some reason I never got lead poisoning

[tropic creek]

Wtf

[stone condor]

Because it’s not actual lead

[north echo]

Yummy

[elder latch]

well yeah theyre not lead

[chrome thunder]

ou collect the colony’s lost audio and text logs, stumble across cryptic graffiti, dig into abandoned colony systems, and aid factions in pursuit of their various goals, you’ll begin a journey into the unknown that is only just b

[sly salmon]

You know I don't even want a steam deck or rog ally or nintendo switch or anything like that. I want a proper portable like a successor to PS Vita

[tropic creek]

Not anymore atleast

[dense goblet]

Thankfully I've been around no.2 pencils my whole life lmao

[digital light]

The nurse came in and kept telling us to stop or else we'd get lead poisoning so idk 😭

[digital light]

LMAO

no.2 pencils for the win tbh

[teal condor]

Lead poisoning is a myth to stop us from reaching our true potential

[hybrid sleet]

ask nucaloric how you didnt get lead poisoning

[digital light]

Mechanical pencils pmo bc they always break whenever I use them

[rose moss]

-Giggles in the distance-

[elder latch]

she mara on my thon till i have an anuerysm

[digital light]

Amen

[clever night]

pencils use graphite

[digital light]

Alr bet bet

[digital light]

CHAT

[hybrid sleet]

no way

[dense goblet]

Stunned brain development will make me God

[digital light]

Alr detective you gotta come back man

[tropic creek]

Amen

[digital light]

Oblivious bystander 😭

I can't LMAO

[tropic creek]

OH NO

[rose moss]

eheheheheeee eheheheheeee

[clever night]

pencils havent used lead since they figured out lead gives you brain damage

[elder latch]

someone make incompitent jester

[scenic meteor]

I’m sorry we couldn’t save you my lost sleeping prince

[digital light]

Whoevers making all these accounts has way too much free time

But so do I ig

[elder latch]

have him fall on his face

[hybrid sleet]

we should tell the person who wanted to be notified about detective vs evil jester season 2

[tropic creek]

Oh look he's not so scary

[rose moss]

-does a backflip for no reason-

[dense goblet]

The shiggle gitter is back

[tropic creek]

AYO SICK BACKFLIP

[north echo]

do it again

[digital light]

Oh yeahhh

I forgot his user

Hold on

[hybrid sleet]

me too

[rose moss]

-does a backflip again- i aim to please..... just kidding i aim to... SCARE EHEHEHEHEH

[digital light]

@celest coyote

[scenic meteor]

Guy this isn’t season 2 this prob just the teaser trailer

[north echo]

[digital light]

Found it

[digital light]

Ah shit

[north echo]

This is the prologue

The plot thickens

[elder latch]

im going to shit in my brothers pillow case when marathon comes out

[celest coyote]

WOO

[teal condor]

That is not something someone that is oblivious would say

[hybrid sleet]

man what

[digital light]

Idk if it's season two or just a teaser trailor

[rose moss]

what a scary trick... just up my alley eheheheheheeee

[digital light]

We'll see

[chrome thunder]

Marathon releases March 5th. Preorder now:

[celest coyote]

Hyped either way

[digital light]

Same twin

[tropic creek]

Okay that's fireeee 🔥

[elder latch]

gunna be the first woman to ever shit

[north echo]

M gonna be the first person to sniff it

[digital light]

Anyone listen to ST

[dense goblet]

Im out lmao

[scenic meteor]

Who’s M 👀

[north echo]

Uh

Somebody

[elder latch]

i wonder if girlshit smells different to guyshit. we'll find out march 5th

[north echo]

Whoever’s name starts with m

[scenic meteor]

M is forgotten in da history books

[north echo]

I’ll let that plot develop

[rose moss]

woah guys i just had this really weird dream where i was a jester and like got attacked by clowns that was so weird

[digital light]

OMGSH

HE'S BACK

HECK YEAH BABY

[north echo]

HES BACK

[tropic creek]

OH NO

[digital light]

DETECTIVEEEEE

[teal condor]

It was all a dream

[celest coyote]

Woah

[hybrid sleet]

season 2 is now

[rose moss]

looks for criminals

[teal condor]

That's cheap writing man

[elder latch]

mysterious detective i need your wisdom do girlshit and guyshit smell different

[scenic meteor]

Very cheap writing

All a dream wtf

[digital light]

Maybe the plot will turn into smth crazy

[teal condor]

I want a refund

[digital light]

OR MAYBE

[wispy yacht]

I hope marathon will have better servers than arc raiders, they have so shit and less servers overall
Arc Raiders has only two server for asia (biggest continent btw) 🥲

[tropic creek]

Still better Lovestory than twilight

[digital light]

What if it's where they dream and then it happens irl

[rose moss]

hmmm... what an odd question.... maybe you should go investigate outside and maybe get off the internet..... hmmm....

[digital light]

I forgot what that's called

Foreshadowing or smth

[hybrid sleet]

a vision

[iron blaze]

save us

[celest coyote]

Déjà vu, foresight,

Idk

[digital light]

Ah yes yes

[rose moss]

im trying kind citizen, although you do seem.... suspicious...

[teal condor]

That's like starting a story with "10 years ago"

Bro what

[digital light]

LMAO

[iron blaze]

how so 😓

[celest coyote]

Premonition

[digital light]

Ah shit, you're the next victim

[scenic meteor]

You leave Pedguin alone u monster

[rose moss]

too... mysterious.... maybe its cause you play too much deadlock.... hmmm.... very very suspicious

[digital light]

LMAO

[elder latch]

but i dont have my 4chan outside,,,

[heady thicket]

Any news on that playtest?

[iron blaze]

you dont know what i have done

[rose moss]

ill be wathcing you "pedguin40" if that even is your real name

[wispy yacht]

Any date or news for open beta

[elder latch]

i mean im ip banned right now but still

[digital light]

So are you here to start season two Detective or are you here to clock us

[teal condor]

Playtest? High guard is already out

[rose moss]

this cirminal is too much for me im scared

[teal condor]

This is a highguard server

[charred snow]

We guard while high

[north echo]

Imagine being banned in 4chan

[iron blaze]

this better not be who i think it is..... 😭

[charred snow]

He was too good a person

[rose moss]

ip banned from 4chan.... what a degenerate... ill need the real heroes.....

[gray minnow]

new video of player dying over and over is fun

[rose moss]

🕵️

[elder latch]

i posted feet pics on /lgbt/ and they couldnt handle a femcel wanting fame so they struck me down

[worn magnet]

my favorite highguard player

[iron blaze]

you are more sus sir....

[north echo]

Didn’t know 4chan could be that soft

[keen swallow]

i wonder how the story is told because i played a game called abiotic factor and your mostly going around the map finding audio logs and it was told pretty good

[tropic creek]

Just like meat

[gray minnow]

4chan is nothing but carebears

[rose moss]

Im not sure what that means pal only thing i play is the street criminals

[north echo]

Sir what

[teal condor]

Peak writing would have been if the detective and the clown are the same person but we are seeing the struggle he's having in his head dealing with both personalities

[digital light]

Huh

[rose moss]

all this 4 chan talk makes me scared

[digital light]

YES

[elder latch]

4chan is a bunch of incels and neets. just my people

[scenic meteor]

Sounds like peak to me

[rose moss]

i need backup...

[digital light]

oh shoot

[teal condor]

Bro wakes up in a stretcher

[cyan bridge]

i gotchu folk

[digital light]

temporary detective is typing

[rose moss]

SHOTS FIRED I REPEAT SHOTS FIRED NEED MORE DETECTIVES ON SITE HELPPPPP

[tropic creek]

Oh no

HE NEEDS HELP

[cyan bridge]

im bouncing

[north echo]

Someone help this man

[scenic meteor]

Maybe it is season 2

[hybrid sleet]

someone save him

[rose moss]

IM HIT IM HIT I REPEAT OFFICER HIT NEED SERIOUS BACKUP

[worn magnet]

get smited

[tropic creek]

PLEASE HELP HIM 😭

[rose moss]

I KNEW PEDGUIN WAS UP TO NO GOOD I WONT LET YOU GET AWAY

[celest coyote]

Pedguin what have u done

[iron blaze]

wait... thats peak

[rose moss]

HES RUNNING AT ME HELP

[final egret]

apparently someone messaged me yesterday saying the mods cooked him

[teal condor]

The detective can never find the clown because it's him, until all the evidence points to a mirror and he sees the clown staring back

[digital light]

That's fire asf ngl

[worn magnet]

wait... shakespeare?

[teal condor]

And scene

[rose moss]

hey pal im not sure what youre tryna say ive never heard of this "mustardduster" character

[worn magnet]

that is top marathon discord server moments

[rose moss]

im sure this is all just a coincidence

[iron blaze]

its almost like they are never in the same room..

[tropic creek]

I swear I feel like I'm watching Barry all over again

[dark rampart]

Son

[north echo]

Dad

[elder latch]

do you think theyll add stimulants to marathon 2026 or will i still have to take my adhd meds and drink monster

[rose moss]

just cause ive never seen him dont mean were the same person... hey werent you the guy who shot me earlier?

[elder latch]

does my preorder come with a side of meth

[digital light]

Never stop drinking monster

[iron blaze]

so?

[digital light]

I heard they might smuggle some in for random pre orders

[rose moss]

hey pal lets let bygones be bygones.. youre a good shot,,, maybe you have a spot on the force

[iron blaze]

this one need killed

[elder latch]

bungie should make a sequel to those marathon games from the 90s i think

[elder latch]

downvote

[iron blaze]

i will never be tame

[rose moss]

slinks back into the shadows

[digital light]

Oh be so fr rn

Get your ass back here

[elder latch]

no coppers in my marathon 2026 discord server

[digital light]

Season 2 must start

[north echo]

Are aren’t you supposed to be a detective

Come back here

[digital light]

Go get him bro

This is insane

[rich solstice]

Ahhh shit, here we go again

[elder latch]

they should give me exclusively image permissions

[rose moss]

-# always watching,,, just lurking....

[elder latch]

so i can post memes

[celest coyote]

Interesting that an oblivious bystander would notice detective vanishing

[scenic meteor]

It was just a teaser trailer gg

[digital light]

LMAO

[worn magnet]

year of the yuumi mains

[digital light]

I thought they were starting season 2 but it was a teaser trailer 😭

[elder latch]

this man. fish react him

[worn magnet]

#no

[shell socket]

I heard there was a murder here...

[scenic meteor]

Sometimes you gotta go to the source to find a pro Yuumi player

[digital light]

Are you serious rn

How many detectives are there now

[elder latch]

dawg i got c cup if im pregnant theres no way its a pregnant man your looking at

[digital light]

I"m losing track

[shell socket]

🕵️

[north echo]

OFFICIAL

[shell socket]

Let's start the investigation.

[digital light]

It was Lackey

[hybrid sleet]

man what the bingus

[digital light]

Lackey murdered someone

[elder latch]

i really hope im not i am SO disabled i do not wanna make my kid have to deal with being disabled too

[north echo]

Bruh

Yeah I slipped some VX Into someone’s drink

[digital light]

For the plot Lackey for the plot

YES

[dreamy forge]

I hate people

[shell socket]

🔍 🕵️

[north echo]

They’ll never catch me

[proven kernel]

Always funny seeing someone experiencing the mpreg in this server for the first time.

[elder latch]

seriously though my hearts gunna explode when im like 35

[north echo]

Hey bystander drink this water

[spare ledge]

this shi too funny

[shell socket]

I will have to #investigate you now.

[tropic creek]

I want an slowmo recording of it

[elder latch]

im gunna put a fuck ton of bromo dragonfly in the water supply so we all have our arms and legs fall off from vasoconstriction

[shell socket]

Hmmm.

[shell socket]

this is very suspicious.

[digital light]

Why is bro ignoring the obvious

C'mon now

[shell socket]

Hmmm.

[scenic meteor]

Hey man he has freedom of speech

[proven kernel]

I'm telling you, cops

[shell socket]

Hmmmm.

[digital light]

LMAO

[shell socket]

I fear it was pedguin.

#busted

[digital light]

Not all of them are terrible, but some are just stupid asf

[elder latch]

my autism comes in two three forms
dog
illegal firearms
obscure designer drugs that are legal only because noone knows what the fuck they are

[shell socket]

Hmmm.

[digital light]

You're funny asf

[shell socket]

This case will have to be #delayed.

[elder latch]

im gunna be banned from here in the next 5 hours i can feel it icl

[shell socket]

returns to the flesh pillar

[elder latch]

the fucking what

[proven kernel]

Yeah, I'd suggest you not.

[digital light]

Are you freaking serious right now

[digital light]

I hope not

[elder latch]

im doing a speedrun of getting cancelled on twitter dot com what should i do

[digital light]

Ooooo

[chrome thunder]

Pre-order Marathon now:

[digital light]

This is js disappointing

[tropic creek]

Drop Elon memes

[north echo]

Say bark raiders is trash

[teal condor]

Tell people the truth, people hate hearing the truth

Insta cancel

[elder latch]

THAT IS SATIRE

[chrome thunder]

Here's the truth: Marathon releases March 5th. Pre-order now:

[digital light]

LMFAO

[elder latch]

I DID NOT ACTUALLY DO THAT

PLEASE DO NOT BAN ME FOR THAT

[digital light]

Ah yes ofc ofc

[teal condor]

Nah nah

[elder latch]

I DID NOT DO THAT

[teal condor]

Don't hold back

[spare ledge]

hey official marathon site can I perhaps get a CE gifted

[elder latch]

I AM MAKING A BIT

[teal condor]

You do that shit and own it

[chrome thunder]

Who here is excited for my game? Marathon

[teal condor]

Do it with some balls

[digital light]

Omgsh 😭

[elder latch]

i dont wanna get banned from here yet dawg

[digital light]

Joined and banned within the same day would set a new record

[elder latch]

i havent got image perms yet i gotta send MEMES

[north echo]

You’ll just get sent to the shadow realm

[teal condor]

Gravitas

[spare ledge]

been marathonin it since the announcement trailer came out

[digital light]

Nobody has image perms 😔💔

[chrome thunder]

Learn more:

[digital light]

At least I don't think so

[proven kernel]

Not really >_>

[digital light]

Oh?

I'm uneducated then

[proven kernel]

She's lasted longer than some people I've taken care of.

[digital light]

Oh damn

[teal condor]

Some people are like two messages in and banned

[digital light]

LMFAO WHAT

[elder latch]

i got banned from the arc raiders discord in 3 minutes

[digital light]

That's wild

[digital light]

Holy shit

How does one do such a thing

[north echo]

What’d you say

[proven kernel]

Usually it's just straight up hate they spew.

[teal condor]

Rookie numbers

[elder latch]

i joined and said "this game is fucking abysmal dogshit" and they banned me

"inciting violence" or some shit

[teal condor]

See people hate to hear the truth

[elder latch]

people hate how a femcel neet like me still manages to get many bitches

[teal condor]

To be real tho a lot of that comes from matter of opinion tho

[final egret]

has Bungie rly still not fixed the event

[cyan bridge]

is this really John Marathon

[chrome thunder]

Preorder my game

Marathon

[elder latch]

john marathon can we kiss

mwahrathon

[cyan bridge]

john marathon can you release Marathon already

[north echo]

Lmao care bear server

[elder latch]

i should take my antipsychotics i think

[tough heath]

W @chrome thunder

[teal condor]

Tbh I'm sure Arc fans are getting tired of Arc hate

[sweet swallow]

For India region which servers marathon will have like will u guyz adding singapore server or mumbai server ???.....Just asking before buying it

[north echo]

No ask just buy

[chrome thunder]

Pre-order now:

[north echo]

Pre order now

[tough heath]

already did John @chrome thunder

[elder latch]

the skinless man keeps asking for my teeth and eyes

[dreamy forge]

im going to betray raiders now

[chrome thunder]

Learn more at: Https://marathonthegame

[charred snow]

I don't want to preorder now. I want to preorder marton

[rich solstice]

BUY THE GAME NEOW

[tough heath]

I have your collectors edition buddy @chrome thunder

[chrome thunder]

Marathon the game .com

[teal condor]

Hypno toad moment tbh

[visual star]

Man ive been in a old marathon hype, currently listening to feel the noise album for marathon 2 Durandal

[scenic meteor]

someone @ me when scary movie 3 gets revealed

scary movie 2 sucked ass

[chrome thunder]

If you're playing, and it's been more than 24 hours since you filled out the survey for access to the NDA, check out ⁠**#discord-role-assistance**

[elder latch]

i think the drug problem could be solved by legalising all drugs actually

[digital light]

Wait hold up I thought it was js the teaser trailor

Was that actually the second one

[scenic meteor]

idk but the teaser trailer for 2 was mid

[digital light]

Ah

[teal condor]

Spoilers for scary 3 || it was a dream ||

[digital light]

Yeah the bystander ruined it

[digital light]

I swear it better not be

[elder latch]

they should add lesbians to martha thong thats be pretty cool

[digital light]

Not you again...

[scenic meteor]

and the detective dreaming was some bs

[north echo]

Bro woke up from his dream

[elder latch]

bros woke

[digital light]

I thought Lackey killed the bystander

[chrome thunder]

Hey everyone, please go to the #🐛alpha_access channel and type /alpha to sign up for a chance to be selected for the Closed Alpha. LEave this for general discussion Thank you!

[north echo]

[digital light]

This plot is confusing asf

[north echo]

This story needs some plot injects VX into the bystander

[elder latch]

can we get a woman detective i need material to write my yuri on ao3

[rich solstice]

Plot is like Star Wars sequels level of confusing

[molten flax]

How bout you sugma balls

[digital light]

LMAO facts

JESTER

Scoob get back here

[rich solstice]

Oh shit

[digital light]

@scenic meteor

[digital light]

Absolutely

[mellow stump]

New daily Marton clip about 45 min ago btw

[scenic meteor]

this still scary movie 2 im not here for this 🥱

[north echo]

bystander starts convulsing

[shell socket]

don't preorder

[elder latch]

LMAO

[chrome thunder]

do pre-order Marthon My game march 5

[digital light]

Ty

[mellow stump]

From December test

[teal condor]

Bro these bot accounts 💀

[faint night]

I need this game now

[noble cliff]

oh god not the evil marathon man

[elder latch]

can the mysterious detective transition i want to write about t4t lesbian yuri on ao3

[north echo]

The name shoulda been arc raiders missed opportunity

[rich solstice]

NEOW

[shell socket]

Do not preorder Marathon my'nt game march 5th

[mellow stump]

https://x.com/marathonthegame/status/2016571984008577119?s=46

[chrome thunder]

eases March 5th. Pre-order now:

[visual star]

This album freaking rocks dude wth

[dark rampart]

Who do we trust

[mellow stump]

Marathon the game what faction do you endorse

[shell socket]

No more marathon

[molten flax]

Neither

[faint night]

I'm pro-Arachne

[chrome thunder]

Pre-order details: https://bung.ie/4rl5QfF

[digital light]

Random thought, but how sick would it be if you dressed up as certain Marathon characters for halloween

[elder latch]

i endorse mida because i like terrorism

[shell socket]

No

[elder latch]

AGAIN

THATS A BIT

[shell socket]

This is a virus link

[shell socket]

do not click

[elder latch]

I DO NOT APPROVE OF TERRORISM

[north echo]

Goodbye

[mellow stump]

Evil marathon do you endorse arc raiders

[shell socket]

No

i endorse evil

[north echo]

Do you endorse high guard

[shell socket]

Yes

[elder latch]

so YOU approve of terrorism,,,

[dark rampart]

Lmaoooo

[north echo]

:O

[tropic creek]

So you endorse Evil dead the video game ?

[faint night]

Unpopular oppinion : Marathon will destroy Arc Raiders

[north echo]

Popular opinion

[digital light]

Nah it's not opinion, it's fact

If we're being honest

[shell socket]

8 days free shipping

buy evil marathon

today

[dark rampart]

Ok

[shell socket]

good

[faint night]

Bro since when marathon is evil or good ?

[chrome thunder]

https://marathonthegame.com Click here to learn more 🖱️

[shell socket]

evilmarathonthegaem.com
click now and learn

:moueseemoji:

[dark rampart]

Im sold

[faint night]

No thank the link seems really weird

[shell socket]

im trying my best

[faint night]

Nt

[rich solstice]

Atleast its honest

[tame yacht]

Sorry if this question was already answered but is there a Safe Pocket (Secure Case) in Marathon like Tarkov/Arena/ARC Raiders to secure at least 1 item or not?

[shell socket]

No

[faint night]

No

[shell socket]

but evil marathon has

[tame yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[shell socket]

buy today

[tame yacht]

😢

[elder latch]

why is someone not shitposting

[tame yacht]

So you have to go all in or nothing 😄

[stone grail]

High peak

[tame yacht]

I can't wait for March tho, I preordered Deluxe on PC

oh I suppose there is Crossplay right?

[faint night]

What is the best shell in marathon ?

[shell socket]

why are you doing this

[faint night]

For me Thief

[jaunty crystal]

ill let you guess mine

[shell socket]

evil void

[rich solstice]

Yes

[faint night]

[elder latch]

collect my marathons

[jaunty crystal]

[faint night]

Hawk tua

[tame yacht]

my girl

[shell socket]

no one wants to buy my game

[tame yacht]

my baby Thief

[elder latch]

im sat eating an entire kilogram of pork belly

[faint night]

Our bany

Bany

Baby

[quiet pulsar]

bony

[elder latch]

i want thief to make out with me

lebanese

[faint night]

Me toooo

[rich solstice]

ight then

[elder latch]

yeah but when i do it its yuri

[stone grail]

With a knife ?

[quiet pulsar]

i want triage to shock me with 10000volts so i can turn into human capacitor

[stone grail]

Deadpool says Hawk tuah in rivals

[elder latch]

id still like that actually

[faint night]

Deadpool I the best character of marvel rivals

[quiet pulsar]

he also yaps a lot of things

[rich solstice]

Hope he yaps about Zazza next season

[stone grail]

And he makes a 67 joke

[elder latch]

not the first time a woman will have stabbed me, not the first time ill have liked it, and wont be the last for either

[faint night]

My dream

[silent tangle]

I agree

[rich solstice]

Are you okay

[stone grail]

Artist are lacking on Glitch and Thief art is all im gonna say

[twilit sparrow]

Arc raiders just did the only cool thing so far, they added solo v squads with increased xp bonus for the solos, BUNGIE MAKE IT HAPPEN

[elder latch]

mentally or physically

[digital light]

When it comes to the looks, definitely Assassin, but when it comes to the abilities, I like Thief

[faint night]

Vandal*

[digital light]

Both

[silent tangle]

glitch better

[rich solstice]

Great question, both?

[silent tangle]

should've been glitch statue instead of thief in the collectors edition

idgaf about thief

[elder latch]

mentally: yes im just a lesbian we all like being stabbed
physically: god no i am so disabled. plus i had to do surgery on myself to remove shards of a broken bayonet

[silent tangle]

okay bro

[faint night]

Escape will make me god. I miss you

[digital light]

Hot take but the statue of thief sucks ass 😭 I do definitely agree that it should've been glitch

[quiet pulsar]

it's still in the game, and merch

[elder latch]

escape will make me grok

[upbeat cliff]

Thief > Vandal

[silent tangle]

did you put the bayonet there yourself ?

[faint night]

Really ? Good

[rich solstice]

I see, well have a great day!

[regal hemlock]

Forget about both of them give me recon or rook

[silent tangle]

Or was it a slip and fell kinda thing

[faint night]

I agree

[elder latch]

no a lot of people want me dead

[teal condor]

Neuro Gum is peak for productivity

[silent tangle]

lock in bro

[elder latch]

amazing username evil scary transbian scarecrow by the way

[gleaming bough]

-# This message was transmitted from a Sekiguchi Genetics™ Terminal++, in the BiomataCB Lab
-# For more information, please visit Sekiguchi Genetics™

[elder latch]

REAL

SO REAL

[silent tangle]

thank you Abyss

[scenic meteor]

who is bros enemies

[digital light]

Don't listen to them, they're js haters

[silent tangle]

yours is kinda mid and emo but it's okay

It could be worse

[digital light]

What flavor

[silent tangle]

rebull

mmm

[teal condor]

What flavor

[digital light]

Oh FUCK no

[silent tangle]

sigma rizz flavor

[digital light]

I hate that flavor

[silent tangle]

okay bye

[north echo]

EWWWWW

[silent tangle]

back to work I go

[digital light]

LMAO

[teal condor]

Nah it's good

[silent tangle]

fuck my stupid chungus life

[faint night]

Shiao Kombucha

[teal condor]

Y'all dumb

[elder latch]

my actual name is marnie i just have DID so we use abyss as a collective name

[teal condor]

That's the pink can right

[north echo]

It’s called wild for a reason

[digital light]

The coconut flavor is delicious

And the original

[north echo]

Vro

[teal condor]

I have the blue can and pink can at home

[digital light]

I've only had wild berry once tho and it was a while ago, so maybe my taste buds have changed

[dark rampart]

I like that apple one ngl

[digital light]

Oh the apple one is BOMB DIGGITY

[elder latch]

new server nickname

[digital light]

Oh tropical is buss too

[silent tangle]

im just saying

abyss

[digital light]

I didn't know they had a pomegranate flavor

[silent tangle]

mid

[upbeat cliff]

original only

[teal condor]

The white can tastes like coconut snow cones

[upbeat cliff]

for me

:p

[lilac iris]

New to the discord. CANNOT contain my hype for marathon

[silent tangle]

truth

[digital light]

Yessssss

I love it

[faint night]

ME TOOOOOOO

[digital light]

Welcome to the server

[north echo]

Don’t contain it let it all out

[stone grail]

Can't believe Youtube deleted my favorite Tropic thunder clip

[teal condor]

I compared it to blue gummy bears from Albanese and it's a 1 to 1 exact flavor

[elder latch]

oh yeah hella but i didnt get to choose it some stupid mf chose it like 3 years back

[digital light]

Albanese gummy bears >>>>

[teal condor]

Did you see they sell straight packs of blues now

[digital light]

WHAT

[elder latch]

we should all invest in a b-2 stealth bomber to carpet bomb madagascar

[digital light]

Can you send a link

The blue one and then the grapefruit one is my fav from the pack

There's like 3 diff shades of blue in them tho so idk which one it is

[teal condor]

Bruh

It's straight packs of blue and the grapefruit ones that they dropped lmao

[lilac iris]

I’ve been lowkey stalking the YouTube to watch all the clips they’ve been putting out and oh my this game looks so good. My heart was on overdrive watching clips that of a game I never even played

[teal condor]

They aren't on Amazon tho

[digital light]

AIN'T NO FREAKING WAY

Damn it

[elder latch]

i love yuri!!!!!! i want to watch girls kiss and kiss girls myself!!!!!!!!!!

[digital light]

Are they on the original website?

[teal condor]

Yeah they are and if you fw dollar tree they have them

[lilac iris]

Have you guys seen the clip of the rook using a voice mod in proximity chat? I feel like I could just go in and RP as rook and be a chaotic neutral on the battlefield for fun

[digital light]

Ain't no way

There's a dollar tree right by my house

Heck yeah baby

[scenic meteor]

ur trees have dollars?

[faint night]

Ye really

[crisp sapphire]

shoot rooks on sight

[digital light]

Oh absolutely

[elder latch]

dawg my tree's just got burn marks from when i set it on fire,,,

[scenic meteor]

neeyth hop on

[nocturne oyster]

🔫

[kindred vigil]

On what

[north echo]

Wait until bro hears about money trees

[scenic meteor]

minecraft

[lilac iris]

I’m using every rook I meet as bait for another team

[digital light]

WAIT NEEYTH YOU'RE ALIVE

[rich solstice]

Absolutely, they will try to kill you if they get the chance

[digital light]

We all thought you died yesterday

[elder latch]

chat should i burn down a forest

[digital light]

Is that even a question

[elder latch]

i technically own the land

[elder latch]

inherited it from my nan

[lilac iris]

Fuck it build a shopping mall

[north echo]

Make a marathong gaming hub

[elder latch]

ew no capitalism yucky

[digital light]

HECK YEAH

[elder latch]

i should declare the land a sovereign state and instate a communist one party state

[rich solstice]

Put a Walmart there

[elder latch]

i am in england

i am in ENGLAND WE HAVE ASDA HERE NOT WALMART

[faint night]

A Carrefour too

[digital light]

LUCKYYYYYY

[rich solstice]

Put a Walmart there

[digital light]

All the Walmarts where I'm at are ghetto asf

[elder latch]

no im really not my government is recreating 1984 dawg

[digital light]

It doesn't matter what part of town you're in

[weary prairie]

[digital light]

Oh shit

[lilac iris]

Ong

[digital light]

The amount of times I've gone down an aisle and people are freaking eating each others faces

Like come on guys 😭

[dark rampart]

Walmart in Marathon when

[digital light]

I know your momma would beat your ass if she saw y'all doin that

LMFAO

I mean...

[lilac iris]

Shout out Wally World, tourist destination for middle class america

[digital light]

Not in a Walmart tho

[kindred vigil]

freak ass Walmart wtf

[umbral iris]

I don’t care if it’s 30 years old I’m having a blast playing durandal

[lilac iris]

Man what type of Walmart is by you😭

[soft wolf]

?

[elder latch]

MARNIE DAY ONE AS PRIME MINISTER NEW LAWS:

• all drugs are legal
• lesbianism is required
• all billionaires get beheaded
• all politicians except me can be murdered with no consequences
• me and my girlfriend now own the entire houses of parliament. its the houses of marnie and emma now. its ours.
• i do not have to follow the law

[hybrid sleet]

man whatl

this server is hell

[soft wolf]

crazy individual

[lilac iris]

Imagine shopping at Walmart, you bend down to grap a can of soup, and somebody genuinely comes up behind you and starts eating your ahh

[elder latch]

oh also everyone gets a free b2 stealth bomber

[lament geode]

Who tf hears england and says lucky

[digital light]

The freaky ass ones apparently

[soft wolf]

1984

[elder latch]

[digital light]

👁️👄👁️

[dark rampart]

Id rather not imagine that

[kindred vigil]

I think this is a exclusive fantasy for u

[digital light]

Mb

[elder latch]

if orwell's 1984 made lesbianism a requirement i'd 100% be on board

[soft wolf]

noob

[lilac iris]

My fault

[dark rampart]

Yes

[dreamy forge]

WTF is going on today

[soft wolf]

insane take, blud is the twitter end boss

[elder latch]

scary jester what do you think about lesbians

[grand whale]

Walmart vlog gone wrong freaky edition 😳

[digital light]

Walmarts being freaky

[digital light]

LMAO

[jaunty crystal]

Subaru Tyranny

[dark rampart]

This isnt an average day?

[soft wolf]

[dreamy forge]

Not really

[elder latch]

nah miata tbh

[dreamy forge]

It's usually very chill