🗣marathon-general-chat

[noble helm]

And like

[vague hound]

Have you played burnout ?

[noble helm]

No but I've heard of it, all I used to play back then was Nascar unleashed and nfs hot pursuit

[vague hound]

Coz i havent played f1 so idk

[molten flax]

aight fair, had a couple people ik get hyped about sim racing and drop 1500 and then not like it so i ask people nowadays if they want to commit

[vague hound]

Try it, its on steam. "Burnout paradise remastered"

[noble helm]

I don't have a pc 🙁

[grand whale]

Holy

[noble helm]

I think however

I saw it on ps plus

Maybe

[vague hound]

It should be on ps5 too

[noble helm]

Yeah, I'll check it out

[grand whale]

Dream car that you’ll never own chat? Me it’s the McLaren f1

[noble helm]

I stop driving for 2 days and all of a sudden I'm lewis in a Ferrari 💔

I blame the wheel

[molten flax]

2026 is ferraris year trust

[noble helm]

NUH UH

[grand whale]

Dream car that I might own if im relatively successful? Prolly a Toyota Supra mk 4

[molten flax]

YUH UH

[noble helm]

They were smiling at least

Maybe at gunpoint

[molten flax]

atleast our car is real unlikee williams

[grand whale]

I’m a such a Japanese car glazer only brand of car that I like that isn’t Japanese is McLaren and few Audi and bmw

[noble helm]

I feel bad for williams

Such a sad downfall

[sonic swan]

i bet you’re hyped for fh6 then

[molten flax]

williams championship in atleast 5 years trust

[grand whale]

I haven’t see trailer yet everyone said it’s hype tho I should check it

[noble helm]

I want Mercedes to get a championship this year, I really do

[sonic swan]

you should dude it looks incredible

[noble helm]

And I hope it's kimi

[molten flax]

s🅱️inotto told it to me in a dream

[grand whale]

McLaren should win

[noble helm]

BARF

[grand whale]

No

[noble helm]

Love the drivers but I just don't wanna see them on that podium ngl

[noble helm]

yes

[grand whale]

Well I do

[noble helm]

Do you like orange

[grand whale]

No I hate it

[molten flax]

no

[noble helm]

Ask away

[noble helm]

Oh

Nvm

Fuck u

[grand whale]

Yes I like women

[noble helm]

😭

Dude.

What the freak.

[molten flax]

👅

[grand whale]

I will

[whole flame]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-out-skates-bye-gif-13942403

[noble helm]

I want Liam back in a red bull, but ik it just wouldn't end well for him

[grand whale]

I feel so performative listening to jazz while doing my homework💔

[noble helm]

The problem is that it doesn't matter how good you are, if you aren't max you're not fit for the second seat

It's sad

[molten flax]

bro linbald is gonna be fucking slammed

[noble helm]

Bottled the car on testing 💔

[molten flax]

helmut marko nepo baby

[wintry bough]

Damn what happened here? I leave for two minutes and an Arachne member and a traxus member are telling one another to go skin themselves 😭

[grand whale]

I kinda hate how current F1 fans are hyper fixated on max verstapen might be as bad as the Ronaldo glaze

[noble helm]

Mida user tryna converse to me

Tf is going on in 2026

[molten flax]

wrong, theyre telling ME to skin myself

[grand whale]

I didn’t say any stupid MIDa

[molten flax]

he deserves the glaze

[noble helm]

I think Alonso deserves the glaze if anything

[grand whale]

Only LeBron deserves glaze

[molten flax]

he aint my goat but he deserves it

[noble helm]

Stop

[wintry bough]

Look boys I get that MIDA is a bit extreme but extremes are needed when you're robbed of your own planet

[noble helm]

LeBron this

LeBron that

[molten flax]

lebron is a flopper

[noble helm]

LeBron marry my wife

LeBron have my wife's kids

[grand whale]

All the fake larping f1 fans all like Lewis Hamilton for some reason

[noble helm]

LeBron give me kids

[silent tangle]

mpreg

[noble helm]

Yeah idk what that's about, I like the guy but there's better drivers

[molten flax]

number one pregger the bot cant beat me

[noble helm]

LeBron is number 1

What's wrong with you?

I need his legenes

[silent tangle]

Why the fuck is mida mpreging me

[grand whale]

His good don’t get me wrong

I hope Ferrari burns to the ground

[molten flax]

number one flopper more like

[grand whale]

I despise anything Ferrari related

[noble helm]

It's for the greater good. Especially for the drivers

[molten flax]

why he say fuck ferrari for

i mean yeah i agree

[noble helm]

Cause fuck ferrari

[silent tangle]

idk if you can do that

I mean ig u could cut a hole in the seats?

but like

[noble helm]

La la la la, I'm not listening 🎧

[noble helm]

If I can't find the car I'm fucking the engineers

Speaking of cars

[silent tangle]

woah now

[noble helm]

I think Cadillac has a decent chance

[molten flax]

4/10 in finals appearances and rings

[silent tangle]

I mean yeah

I can see it

[noble helm]

What me x Ferrari engineers or cadilac being a contender

Cadillac*

[noble helm]

Let's not glaze lebron

[silent tangle]

the engineers

[noble helm]

Let's glaze jannik sinner

[silent tangle]

idk shit about cars

[molten flax]

tennis is a nepo sport

[noble helm]

Oh yeah 🤤

[silent tangle]

all ik is my little 90's beetle is my world

[noble helm]

I can see it now...

[noble helm]

Aww man

Anyways jannik name my son

Jannik help me reach the cabinet

Jannik buy me food

Jannik do my taxes

Jannik preorder marathon

Jannik why did you leave for that tennis match, the kids miss you

Jannik name my daughter now

Jannik go quiet the neighbors

Jannik mow my lawn

Jannik you're so fast

[silent tangle]

Who the fuck is jannik

[noble helm]

Jannik do you really like carlos

[noble helm]

Jannik sinner

Oh my days

Sigh

Where do I start

Jannik jannik jannik...

[silent tangle]

sounds like a helluva boss character

[noble helm]

He's a tennis player

[silent tangle]

that makes sense

[molten flax]

fantastic slander

[silent tangle]

tennis isn't real

[silent tangle]

now all we need is 3 more and we'll be the fantastic 4...

[noble helm]

Tennis is like a family member tryna reminisce with you and shit but you low-key have no clue who tf is standing in front of u

[noble helm]

Bad

[viral pecan]

help me

[silent tangle]

don't disrespect my goat Johnathan Storm

[noble helm]

Yo son 💔

[silent tangle]

sorry

[noble helm]

Who is this 💔

[silent tangle]

an angel

[viral pecan]

i have the error 404

[molten flax]

he shagged Dooms wife before their wedding ceremony

[viral pecan]

HTTP Client Error; 404 Page Not Found

[noble helm]

Dudes really be asking for help

[silent tangle]

He just like me fr

[molten flax]

and we donder why doom an opp fr

[noble helm]

What are you trying to log in to / use

[silent tangle]

Johnny likes space, johnny likes women, and now there's a literal naked space woman and Johnny thinks they had a moment

[viral pecan]

I'm having a problem with cross-platform saving.

[noble helm]

Destiny 2?

[viral pecan]

yes

[silent tangle]

oh

People still play d2?

[noble helm]

I play occasionally

[noble helm]

I'm assuming you already tried going to check your bungie.net account settings

[frank crest]

ikr we all on highguard now

[noble helm]

Who's we

[silent tangle]

Gunplay fun but it didn't scratch that sci fi story game for me

[frank crest]

we as in us

[silent tangle]

What the fuck is a highguard

[vague hound]

highguard in 8 hours

[molten flax]

greatest game on earth

[frank crest]

highgoty*

[noble helm]

This guy's a comedian 😭💔

[molten flax]

right behind coreys house

[viral pecan]

yes

[vague hound]

on burger

its a goty

[silent tangle]

no sorry

[noble helm]

Oof I don't know man I'm just some guy

[silent tangle]

what games r even coming out in 2026

not gta6

[noble helm]

GEARS OF WAR E DAY

[silent tangle]

that game never coming out

[frank crest]

you can’t just deny highguard

[viral pecan]

Basically, it's giving me an error saying there are too many page redirects.

[vague hound]

MARATHON

[molten flax]

son 😭 😭 😭 😭

[silent tangle]

gears of war....

that's a name I haven't heard in ages

[noble helm]

I think that website might just be cooked, I can't even login to change my username

[vague hound]

titanfall 3

bloodborne pc

[silent tangle]

Mara's thong 🤤

[noble helm]

Ooof

[obsidian quartz]

titanfall 3 cancelled for highguard

[noble helm]

Bad bad bad

[rough sail]

just play it on shadps4

[noble helm]

Bad rep

[noble helm]

Not a good one

Bad

[silent tangle]

yeah, a GREAT one

[vague hound]

half lyf 3

[keen zinc]

Elden ring nightreign 2

[vague hound]

minecraft 2

[frank crest]

good titanfall 3 could never compete

[viral pecan]

So is it impossible, or should I try again later?

[keen zinc]

alright dont get your hopes up

[noble helm]

If you still simp for mara in 2026 and not Elsie Bray you're not allowed to speak to me

[vague hound]

last of us remastered again

[noble helm]

Idk man, I'd say try again later maybe the website is having temporary issues

[silent tangle]

I simp for uhh

idk

[molten flax]

waiter waiter more dogshit games instead of tf3 please!

[silent tangle]

the lady at my job who orders the same damn salad everyday

Why the fuck are you putting artichoke and pickled onions in ur salad

[viral pecan]

okey thanks you

[keen zinc]

we all simping for IX in 2026

[rough sail]

half life 3 is actually in development though

[noble helm]

You like when she orders that salad tho

You LIKE it

[silent tangle]

yeah

u right

[noble helm]

Mmmmmhmmmmm

Can't blame you

Have you tried talking to her, not as coworkers?

This guy

[silent tangle]

oh no she's a customer

[noble helm]

Now we know why your the scary jester

[silent tangle]

and no

[noble helm]

Oh

[noble helm]

Uhm

[vague hound]

no news about light no fire yet

[noble helm]

Maybe don't then if she's just a customer

[silent tangle]

duh

this guy...

[noble helm]

Hey that's my line

[vague hound]

borgar

[frank crest]

salutations

[noble helm]

Nasty ass artificial ass burger

[rough sail]

scuffed

[silent tangle]

ur line looks more like an S

get it

cause a line is straight

[molten flax]

i will hunt you

[silent tangle]

get it

[noble helm]

You just cannot be arachne

[vague hound]

i put this in a burger

🤤

[keen zinc]

Come on, take a sip

[silent tangle]

mods erase them from existence

[frank crest]

BINGUS NOOO

[silent tangle]

take them outback...

[vague hound]

😋

yummy

[noble helm]

I'ma put something in Elsie bray 🫦

[silent tangle]

what else am I supposed to be

[frank crest]

look at the flowers slip stream…

[silent tangle]

MIDA?

[vague hound]

ayo

[noble helm]

I'm so good off that, that's tho

[silent tangle]

Is MIDA the woke mind virus of marathon

[vague hound]

what flowers ?

[vague hound]

leave everything join cyberacme

[noble helm]

That's a sad way to go

[frank crest]

just look at the flowers slipstream…

[silent tangle]

no

[molten flax]

maraWOKE

[wintry bough]

You called?

[silent tangle]

cyberacme whack

[noble helm]

Nasty ass

[wintry bough]

?

[vague hound]

idk what ur talking about. am i dumb chat ?

[silent tangle]

Probably

[vague hound]

😭

[silent tangle]

it's a saying

[noble helm]

Mida is straight dog water

[frank crest]

walking dead reference

[keen zinc]

cyberacme will probably have the least followers on launch ngl

[silent tangle]

yeah

[silent tangle]

cause they mid

[vague hound]

havent played it

[wintry bough]

Won't be so vocal when you have a multi tool fired in your general direction

[noble helm]

Its what people say when they're about to shoot someone who they used to be dear friends/family with

[vague hound]

what it mean ?

[keen zinc]

the AI has a soothing voice though

[silent tangle]

shot in the back of the head

basically

[vague hound]

@frank crest wont do that will you borgar ?

[noble helm]

Multi tools are good, I actually use one still on my warlock

[silent tangle]

I haven't watched TWD

[vague hound]

et tu brutus ?!

[silent tangle]

Warlock?..

[frank crest]

if you put bingus in a burger i will

[noble helm]

Yeah

[silent tangle]

Fireball...

[wintry bough]

Ah. So that's why we don't get along.
-# warlock mains bro Istg

[noble helm]

Your gonna slime your day ones for a burger?

Yo

[vague hound]

i see. i guess it just will have to be that way

🥀

[frank crest]

I’d slime ALL my day ones for bingus

[noble helm]

NuCaloric might be worse than Arachne if your sliming the homies for cats and burgers dawg

[noble helm]

Crazy

[noble helm]

Skin yourself

[silent tangle]

me too

[vague hound]

you going in my burger too along with bingus

[noble helm]

Back up

Hot ass breathe

[wintry bough]

All seriousness though, warlocks got the long end of the stick this season. Endless fun.

[molten flax]

fuck bingus floppa my goat

[vague hound]

fuck warlocks

[frank crest]

atleast i can enjoy my final moments with bingus ❤️‍🩹

[keen zinc]

fuck you guy

[noble helm]

I used to main hunter, but I think ever since maybe late lightfall I started liking warlock more

[noble helm]

Titan main speaking

[vague hound]

hunter main actually

[molten flax]

titan mains cant speak

[keen zinc]

even worse

[wintry bough]

Yeah. I'm still a hunter main. But I can play all 3 classes. Hunter supers are boring compared to the rest though.

[molten flax]

too busy guzzling crayons

[noble helm]

Glory hunter

[vague hound]

fuck both titans and warlocks

[noble helm]

Yeah I, liked the new arc super tho

I forgot it's name

[wintry bough]

I don't remember. But blink blade fits

[noble helm]

Bro hunters are like annoying ass popular kids

Like you're not funny but u think u are

That's how I see hunters

[keen zinc]

storms edge?

[wintry bough]

That's right

[keen zinc]

the one useless for pve

[noble helm]

Yeah that one

[teal dirge]

has anybody recieved the game code from the collectors edition?

[vague hound]

hunters are the goat

[noble helm]

Edge this edge that, edge me Mara sov, edge my wife

[silent tangle]

no

(i didn't buy it)

[wintry bough]

I dunno. I see the classes as they were meant to be seen. Hunters, loners. Titans, crayon eaters. Warlocks, bootleg sorcerers.

[silent tangle]

what's yalls favorite crayon flavor though

[noble helm]

Hunters are the quiet kid then 😭

[wintry bough]

Fr

[keen zinc]

Storm's Edge, Stormtrance, how bout we storm the highguard servers and beat GTA 6 for game of the year

[noble helm]

This guy

[wintry bough]

Poiple

[silent tangle]

Good choice

[molten flax]

eww skinflesh wife (elsie bray 😩 )

[silent tangle]

I like the yellow ones

they taste like the sun

[noble helm]

Thank you

[keen zinc]

stasis crystal

[noble helm]

I needed to see this

[silent tangle]

this guy...

[noble helm]

I could write a paragraph about how much I love Elsie bray

[wintry bough]

The Stranger isn't gonna be a stranger to me for long 😭

[molten flax]

ur welcome twin

[noble helm]

And the things I'd do to just get her to like

[charred snow]

One weekend without info drops and chat loses their minds.

[noble helm]

Let me play with her clanker toes and shit

Like oh my days

Elsie bray

Where do I even start

[silent tangle]

WOAH

[wintry bough]

Ay now thats a bit much

[noble helm]

She's so fine

[silent tangle]

idk who we are talking about

but sure

[molten flax]

i will kill to become a exo partner to elsie bray

[wintry bough]

The exo stranger. Destiny.

[noble helm]

The exo stranger

[keen zinc]

search exostranger on google images

[noble helm]

See

[silent tangle]

Oh

yeah

[wintry bough]

You can have Ada, I want Elsie.

[noble helm]

I'm not the only one

[silent tangle]

They gave a point

[noble helm]

NO

WHAT

[keen zinc]

one of the first results is her in fortnite 💀 💀

[noble helm]

No

[wintry bough]

MINE MF

[noble helm]

LISTEN

[silent tangle]

fortnite battle pass...

[molten flax]

fuck naw i aint giving he up

[noble helm]

IVE LIKED ELSIE SINCE FIRST SIGHT

DESTINY 1

I REMEMBER

[molten flax]

we finna fight in the octagon

[noble helm]

SEING THAT CAPE

FOR THE FIRST TOME

[silent tangle]

Ash Titanfall 2 better

[noble helm]

SHE WAS STANDING ABOVE US

AS WE LEFT WITH THAT RAGGEDY ASS SHIP

SHE SAW US IN RAGS

RAGS!

[silent tangle]

songbird...

[wintry bough]

Aight fine fair enough, I'll take ada then.

[noble helm]

AND STILL WAS INTERESTED

[molten flax]

YES

[noble helm]

THATS LOYALTY

[molten flax]

GOOD LORD

[silent tangle]

YES BRO

[molten flax]

ive always like clankers

[keen zinc]

AND she was voiced by Maggie from TWD

[silent tangle]

hell yeah

Ash still my favorite clanker

[noble helm]

Like apex?

[wintry bough]

Y'know what. Fuck all that, lemme get Saint. Osiris can move over for 5 minutes.

[silent tangle]

Yeah

[keen zinc]

r6 siege

[noble helm]

Ik what kinda man you are

[silent tangle]

I like her Titanfall design better

[noble helm]

No

[silent tangle]

but her voice

mmmmmm

[keen zinc]

I contacted the fact checkers they say it's true

[silent tangle]

Ash R6 pmo

dumbass ginger

[noble helm]

Ash of all siege characters?

[silent tangle]

Nøkk my girl

[keen zinc]

Who do you want, Oryx?

I get that

[molten flax]

give me valkyrie or death

[silent tangle]

Best r6 operator

[noble helm]

Like you saw the whole siege lineup and said "my oh my, Ash what a dream"

[silent tangle]

Nøkk

Or

eh

[wintry bough]

We must remember pre-nerf Iana

[silent tangle]

all the r6 opps are boring

r6 lore mid

[noble helm]

thunderbird

[silent tangle]

They did add my goat sam fisher

[keen zinc]

true, we hopping on that first descendant hype

[silent tangle]

Man i need to replay splinter cell

[noble helm]

???

[silent tangle]

Wtf is that

[noble helm]

What's this new thing were doing

Why are we doing this

All day

[molten flax]

give me aruni, she could go turbo mode with her arm

[silent tangle]

god having a life is doing wonders for me

[noble helm]

People have been using this weird word wrong

[wintry bough]

Bunny be fine frfr

[noble helm]

"we"

There is no we

There's only tou

[silent tangle]

there is no wii..

[wintry bough]

Sports resort

[cyan willow]

wii u reconsider?

[silent tangle]

I lied about r6 having all mid characters

Osa exists

And Kali

God kali

[molten flax]

slopguard tmrw

[silent tangle]

how dare you

y'all mid

[rough sail]

redownloaded destiny 2 yesterday, opened it up just now and my desire to play it vanished

[wintry bough]

Kali too cocky and brazen

[molten flax]

go to sleep

[silent tangle]

Idgaf

[wintry bough]

Go hehe titan slam everything with skullfort

[molten flax]

mf doesnt fuck with tsundere

[silent tangle]

that's the hype

[rough sail]

why dont you go to sleep

[wintry bough]

No, I do, just not her

[silent tangle]

she radiates homo energy y'all don't understand

[molten flax]

bc its 11 pm gng

[cyan willow]

just play dresstiny 2 youll find something to do eventually

[silent tangle]

no taste

[rough sail]

its actually almost 4am

[charred snow]

I briefly considered playing R6 after seeing the Nok trailer. Briefly.

[wintry bough]

Well I'm also not a woman so.....

[keen zinc]

you could be

[silent tangle]

This makes sense

[wintry bough]

I'm immediate mute point for this argument lol

[silent tangle]

LMAO

[silent tangle]

hey now

[charred snow]

you're a rockstar

[molten flax]

it is actually 11pm for me bc i live in a non existing country

[wintry bough]

The femboy pipeline exists and I'm already at the beginning

[molten flax]

do you live in poland perchance

[wintry bough]

No

[silent tangle]

Femboy and transfem are divided by a very very thin line

[molten flax]

hmm have you played val?

[keen zinc]

all marathon fans WILL be going through the femboy pipeline in 2026

[cyan willow]

the tomboy pipeline is flatlining. we need new blood,,,

[wintry bough]

"The line between light and dark, is so very thin, Guardian."

[charred snow]

Boykisser skin for Assassin when?

[molten flax]

id be a femboy for a tomboy fr

[wintry bough]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[keen zinc]

and the skin just looks like Andrew Garfield

[silent tangle]

Only if we get a girlkisser skin for thief

[molten flax]

THATS MY SPIDERMAN

[rough sail]

boykisser is a tainted concept to me due to it being associated with weirdos alot

[silent tangle]

this is fair

[wintry bough]

How did this go from us hating on our classes to being Gay lmfao

[silent tangle]

All roads lead to Rome...

[wintry bough]

NAH

[molten flax]

were you not here telling a guy to spread em?

its always BEEN gay

[charred snow]

It's hard to face your inner feelings at first... 👀

[wintry bough]

Well. Actually no.

However, I'm fighting the war on both fronts and STILL LOSING

[silent tangle]

loser

[wintry bough]

Damn bro... Don't gotta do me like that...

[silent tangle]

sorry.....

can we kill MIDA

[wintry bough]

STOP SPAMMING THE MPREG EMOJI FFS 😭

[silent tangle]

like right now

[keen zinc]

this script is good af

[wintry bough]

No

[silent tangle]

Yeah

[cyan willow]

my fingers dont cramp just to be called script 😭

mida bot be ruining the name of the game

[keen zinc]

I mean the touching dialogue

[silent tangle]

who is touching dialogue?...

[molten flax]

me

[silent tangle]

not again...

[keen zinc]

kid named paint:

[silent tangle]

LMAO

[twilit sparrow]

LF1MORE HIGHGUARD RANKED DAY 1 YOU GOTTA BE LEM IN CSGO AND BE ABLE TO SOLO V 5 IN LABS TARKOV DM ME FOR MORE INFO

[wintry bough]

Good Lord the amount of mpreg is enough to make a man cry

[silent tangle]

im gonna find you urchin

[charred snow]

*pregnant

[wicked wren]

Yo, guys, when next test?

[silent tangle]

Right now

[wintry bough]

...

[keen zinc]

I averaged 0.4 kd in the highguard closed test take me?

[twilit sparrow]

no more tests brother, 1 open weekend before launch

[wicked wren]

I can register now?

[open remnant]

Why are there loads of content creators trying to deny Marathon is like a hero shooter?

[silent tangle]

yes

right now you have 2 minutes

[silent tangle]

cause they're lame

[charred snow]

Technically, there is nothing stopping the worms to weave a lil shell baby in other shells 🤔

[wicked wren]

Oh

Wth

[wintry bough]

Apparently people didn't like that, but what else would happen other than for it to be shoot first to win?

[wicked wren]

Why i'm pregnant

???

[earnest frigate]

did you like it?

[silent tangle]

Because

[keen zinc]

idk I'm lying

[molten flax]

urchin you slow asf

[silent tangle]

The fact you thought of this concerns me

[cyan willow]

IM BUSY

[wintry bough]

Can this happen the traditional way please?

[charred snow]

The closeted hero shooter-ism of Marathon is hilarious

[cyan willow]

im watching fate/stay night,,,

[charred snow]

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

[open remnant]

Each shell literally plays differently to the others, they have their own unique special powers, move differently and even have different stats. It's clearly a hero shooter lol I just don't get why some are trying to deny it

[wintry bough]

I don't mind hero shooter stuff. Keeps everything unique and unpredictable

[open remnant]

I don't see why it's a bad thing

[wintry bough]

It's not honestly

[open remnant]

We can still customise each shell to make it more unique

[charred snow]

It's bad because huh... Overwatch and Concord.

[keen zinc]

I agree it's essentially a hero shooter but some of the abilities aren't exclusive to only that character (Thief's drone can do Recon pulse pings with a core, anyone can go invisible with a gold mod pistol)

[cold stump]

its like barely almost a hero shooter, but your shell isnt the only thing you have agency over before you start playing

[rough sail]

hero shooters arent bad they were just heavily oversaturated for a while

[cyan willow]

why couldnt overwatch 2 be the concord before concord 💔

[wintry bough]

What's with Rat king of all guns being popular in crucible again...

[open remnant]

Yeah with mods there's some ability overlap, it's all good I think

[cyan willow]

ratking was always popular. a constant plague

[twilit sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-sorrow-sad-tragic-why-gif-25206915

[cold stump]

you get invis and invis is good

[wintry bough]

Yeah but if you're gonna run that, why not convince the rest...

Just seeing one is annoying

You gotta get more of em

[cold stump]

you dont need other ppl for it

its a sidearm with good stats

[wintry bough]

And yet I never see travelers chosen anymore 😞

[cold stump]

cuz its crap

[wintry bough]

URCHIN

PLEASE

[keen zinc]

travelers chosen? unc status 🥀

[wintry bough]

Devils ruin tho

[cold stump]

crap

[cyan willow]

travelers chosen is really tame in todays meta. very unexciting exotic. very good for like general upkeep but ive noticed people prefer their quirky guns

or. last word. god lastword eats and will always eat

[wintry bough]

Now, there's a gun that I've been falling in love with for crucible. I love Third iteration. Charged 2 tap. MMM

Noice

[cyan willow]

yoooo 🤼‍♂️

[keen zinc]

me and bro on highguard later 🤼‍♂️

[wintry bough]

Is that the one made by ex ubi devs?

[cyan willow]

🤼‍♂️ 💥 ☁️ 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 💋 🫃

[keen zinc]

mhm famous ex ubi devs the makers of apex legends

[wintry bough]

Old apex was good.

[keen zinc]

Old bread was and still is good

[wintry bough]

Maybe I'll look at it.

[tropic creek]

HIGHGUARD TODAY
HOPE Y'ALL HAVE YOUR GUARD HIGH UP

[keen zinc]

She high on my gu til i ard

[wintry bough]

She Bungie on my Mara till I thon

[cold stump]

is the highguard bit an actual bit

[keen zinc]

no we all hopping on highguard on march 5th

[wintry bough]

Nah we hopping on Marathon

[tropic creek]

Who knows

[wintry bough]

I got priorities

[tropic creek]

Maybe we're all hyped for highguard

Best game

[cyan willow]

thats quite the ineffective way to run a marathon but i pray for you

[cold stump]

i saw the trailer it looks so ugly

[tropic creek]

GOTY I'm telling you

[cold stump]

marathon is spoiling us

[rough sail]

we are ALLLLLL playing highguard

[tropic creek]

NO YOU

[tropic creek]

I'll be mad when I don't see you highguarding

[wintry bough]

Better than running on windows

[keen zinc]

It's marathon all over again #HighguardSweep

[cyan willow]

highguard is going to have a concordillion players on launch !!!!! its highguarding time,,

[cold stump]

no freaking way look at the top emojis in the discord server

[untold nacelle]

I feel bad for Highguard lol

[tropic creek]

How do I do the do do ?

[cold stump]

open the emoji tab

[cyan willow]

rigged

[tropic creek]

Isn't it just for my stuff ?

[twilit frigate]

marathon pre ordered yippee

[cold stump]

top of the server

[tropic creek]

Thought I'd see Mpreg in there

[keen zinc]

the one below is yours

frequently used

[cyan willow]

it only shows custom server emoji 💔

[twilit frigate]

🫃

[keen zinc]

why's there a black cat

what are they hiding

[cold stump]

durandal cat

[cyan willow]

is cute. that should be #1.

[keen zinc]

isnt this the nucaloric ai or no

[radiant cypress]

[keen zinc]

it's one of them

this is

[cyan willow]

nona is fucking evil

it. looks like it yearns to become flesh. dont preciate it

[cold stump]

no

[cyan willow]

they say deny the basilisk but nona is what we should fear

[keen zinc]

"Tau Ceti is dying" bro is so corny

[radiant cypress]

I imagine a lot of these are just stickers for guns and charms, no?

[cold stump]

the bungie intern that made these cooked ngl

[keen zinc]

this the thing when you scan a terminal in north relay

[radiant cypress]

[cyan willow]

[keen zinc]

[cyan willow]

still sad the CE didnt include that lil guy

[keen zinc]

?

[cyan willow]

we yearn for mass producable goods

[untold nacelle]

[mental anvil]

Lets go

[hoary peak]

on everybodys SOUL we are all playing Highguard

[untold nacelle]

I wasn't going to, but I'm seriously considering to check it out 😉

[obsidian quartz]

7 hours away

[rough sail]

server died gg

[fierce agate]

ded chat 😭

where mpreg

[frank crest]

server been dying a lot today

[rough sail]

Alot of the regulars were muted earlier so it's been way less active

[celest coyote]

Today?

Oh was it that one discussion

[rough sail]

Sunday morning

[fierce agate]

no @ marathonofficial post will make me 🪦

[celest coyote]

Ah

[rough sail]

they were all talking about politics and got sniped, some are like a day mute and some are 3 days

[fierce agate]

what

why

did they mpreg emojied so hard or smth

[charred snow]

Damn

[frank crest]

no new daily marathon short sadly

[celest coyote]

Nah nobody can take away our mpregs

[frank crest]

kinda strange to be talking about politics in this server

[rough sail]

Happens sometimes

[celest coyote]

Politics is a really generous term for what they are talking about imo

[rough sail]

^

[frank crest]

ah i see

[charred snow]

Even a game like this doesn't exist in a vacuum, but yeah. It's a bit out of place here 😅

[celest coyote]

I mean I was there too but there were many things I wasn’t gonna say or talk about bc I knew they weren’t gonna end well

[barren gazelle]

Day 3 without a marathon short. I'm sick to my stomach, starving. I've left behind 4 friends for dead. Everything hurts.

[fierce agate]

this feels like that time in this server when there was no info like a month or smth

[charred snow]

We're probably about to get something extra juicy soon.

[barren gazelle]

Like a release date

[fierce agate]

its march 5

[frank crest]

just a tiny reveal of anything bingus related and im okay for 40 days

[barren gazelle]

You can't lie to me

[frank crest]

lmao he’s not lying

[charred snow]

You're right. It's Feb 29th

[barren gazelle]

Exactly

[fierce agate]

extra 2 year

[charred snow]

Dem CE Thief statues would be all dusty by then

[frank crest]

highguard soon fellas 🙏

[vague hound]

Cant wait for marathon r34

[celest coyote]

This implies it hasn’t begun

[frank crest]

it for sure has

[barren gazelle]

It hasn't I looked

[molten flax]

Its real

[fierce agate]

....should i search that

[molten flax]

Ive checked

[vague hound]

Ion know i dont watch that shi

What kinda sicko do you take me for

[fierce agate]

nvm

[vague hound]

(Im gonna search it rn)

[molten flax]

🫃

[fierce agate]

gl vro...

[charred snow]

Let's see if those folks were indeed cooking!

[frank crest]

highgoty is gonna be so peak

[fierce agate]

the "doesn't show anything til release" marketing really works???

(no hate)

[vague hound]

DO NOT DO THIS

[frank crest]

it’s only because highguard looks like and will be such a good game

[vague hound]

They violated my man bingus 😭

[charred snow]

DO NOT THE BINGUS

[frank crest]

WHAAT

[vague hound]

I will never go there again

Theres some people that need to be given the electric chair man

[fierce agate]

let's hope we don't get muted in 24 hours...

[vague hound]

😭

[hallow cipher]

so wait all love been a bungle fan sence the start of it all but y are we joining the hardest gonre and as well as joining rn when ark raiders a fortnight competater is there is kinda a bold move dreaming big ends in a big bang if not done correctly hate to see u guys join ubisoft

[fierce agate]

erm

[frank crest]

im lwk having a stroke rn dude

[vague hound]

What did bro even type

[hallow cipher]

its fine if i get kicked because of my statment i just wanna see yall do good

[tiny epoch]

holy bladder compression what happened to this channel

[vague hound]

Welcome to highguard discord server

[frank crest]

ts is actually frying me trying to read it

[fierce agate]

is ARC fort night competitor???

[obsidian quartz]

this is the highgoty chat

[vague hound]

All of us are so getting muted

[fierce agate]

did they even released any REAL gameplay vid btw

[frank crest]

yes

[celest coyote]

This is a great phrase

[frank crest]

yes

[fierce agate]

ohh

[frank crest]

oh well actually im thinking of the alpha

[charred snow]

How tf is Marathon competing with Fortnite 😭

[hallow cipher]

just saying we making a new game when we lost our community trust with d2 lets step in the spot light and if u dont say ark and fort are competitor look streams stats and more steping in this ring is bold

[fierce agate]

fps fans eating well this year??

[frank crest]

im crine

[vague hound]

Man this guy on sum bs

[frank crest]

also why are we all getting muted 🤔

[vague hound]

What you smoking gng ?

[vague hound]

"Streams stats"

😭

[fierce agate]

i think i can agree with "bungo lost trust with d2"(i haven't played d2 in 6 month)

idk what to do in d2 without dlc 😭😭

[vague hound]

I played yesterday

[vague hound]

All good things must end

[hallow cipher]

wish yall luck but lost a lost of trust in past game gonna be ruff when stepping into ark and tarkov ranges of games we have the seriosness of tark and memeness of ark like whats the game plan

step on both

[fierce agate]

well

[frank crest]

hes actually saying something this time

[tropic creek]

We be gayming on highguard

[untold nacelle]

D2 needs to implement new compression tech, because the file size is getting ridiculous.

[fierce agate]

we are hoping marathon will give bungo a bit of trust ig( at least me)

[tropic creek]

No don't step on me

[frank crest]

hell yeah highgoty on top

[vague hound]

Bro speaking enchantment table

[hallow cipher]

XD

[vague hound]

Stop with the mpreg guys 😭

[tropic creek]

Minecraft enchantment table ahhh language

[frank crest]

bros mpreg farming

[tropic creek]

He do be farming da belly

[vague hound]

Hop on highguard guys

[hallow cipher]

oh lord i gotta go i just checked theres more bots then poeple in here

[vague hound]

Will they allow us to download game before release ?

[fierce agate]

is it alr released??

[tropic creek]

Don't think so

[vague hound]

Including you

[vague hound]

Damn

[tropic creek]

6 hours

Can't wait

[frank crest]

squad up in highguard boys 👀

[flint talon]

6 hours !!!!!

[tropic creek]

Ill be highguarding everyone

[tropic creek]

Ngl I'd be up even with shitty ping

[flint talon]

highguarding all over the place

[tropic creek]

Lil hehe haha games

[frank crest]

what servers?

[vague hound]

Guarding my high

[tropic creek]

Eu for me

[charred snow]

Bro comes to the discord of a game he doesn't want to play, says they're worried about it failing, calls everyone a bot. Leaves 😭

[frank crest]

ah yeah we cooked 💔

[fierce agate]

i remember when ppl said "High Guard" is literally "Over Watch"
that was fun

[charred snow]

Please, for the love of god, touch some grass

[vague hound]

Prolly sea for me

[tropic creek]

Nah Ill take one for the team and play with high ping #GuardItHigh !

[tropic creek]

Amen

[frank crest]

#highguardingit

[tropic creek]

SoT ? Nice

[vague hound]

You gonna be jaking my guard which is high

[frank crest]

i played sea of thieves for the first time today

[vague hound]

Tf is sot

[tropic creek]

I really can't with this server 😭

[tropic creek]

I loved it sooo much

[vague hound]

Yo that game has level to it its so awesome

[fierce agate]

streets of tarkov the infamous tarkov map
/j

[frank crest]

it’s fun i raided like a ghost castle or smth

[tropic creek]

Something that you're NOT HA !!1!111

[vague hound]

Thats it im gonna high your guard now

[tropic creek]

I really need to get back into it

[vague hound]

U done

[tropic creek]

I'll be guarding myself very high

[vague hound]

Ill be high while guarding it

[frank crest]

anyone play Elden ring?

[vague hound]

Yeah

I married ranni

Im so happy

[charred snow]

Based

[vague hound]

4 hands go krazy ngl

[frank crest]

dawg i was so close to beating promised consort radahn then i got a foot cramp

[vague hound]

Lol

I haven't been to dlc yet

[charred snow]

Why aren't you on Arachne then? The handler has 4 arms as well

[frank crest]

it’s awesome

[vague hound]

Are they a female ?

[frank crest]

because arachne is for non based fellas

nucal on top 💯

holy this server is dead

[vague hound]

Yeah lol

Or maybe all the jobless ones are asleep

[charred snow]

US folks are still asleep

[frank crest]

im us

[charred snow]

Good morning then

[frank crest]

3:18 am for me 👀

[charred snow]

Figured 😂

[frank crest]

good night to you my good sir

[charred snow]

It's actually about to be lunchtime.

[frank crest]

oh damn mb

im slow

[charred snow]

np I didn't say where I'm at 😂

[frank crest]

ima go watch a lore video of all the factions have a good one fellas

[vague hound]

@charred snow you didnt answer my question

[vague hound]

Ba byeee

[charred snow]

I don't know 😭 Didn't figure it mattered.

[vague hound]

Id does matter what you think im gay

Hell nah

[charred snow]

It's a clanker. It probably doesn't even have a gender identity.

[vague hound]

Arachne will never see my face

[vague hound]

Oh noo

🥀

[celest coyote]

Not all of us

[cold stump]

can we get a skin thats a dress id drop money for that

[vague hound]

What kinda dress ?

[charred snow]

You should be tho, at 3 am 😭

[rough sail]

5:30AM and I still haven't slept

[vague hound]

Sleep bro

Or you gonna burn like a vampire

U already dry as hell

[rough sail]

I am basically a vampire already

[cold stump]

marathon artists should make a completely new type

[celest coyote]

It’s 4 for me

[vague hound]

Can i get my blood sucked ?

[charred snow]

You don't notice but sleep deprivation is like a debuff. Try and get proper rest if you can.

[vague hound]

Pause

Im joking

[rough sail]

no

[vague hound]

[celest coyote]

Loading screen tip

[obsidian quartz]

time to be skinned

[celest coyote]

Not sleeping adds a debuff to your mobility, intelligence, and stamina. Try and sleep frequently to prevent this.

[vague hound]

Man earth mechanics suck

Developers should really improve these things

[peak prairie]

Anyone have info on if there will be linux support?
I've heard no, but that info was from the alpha test. And the Steam page for specs can be unreliable

[celest coyote]

fr

[cold stump]

nonsense

[modern stump]

I doubt it sadly, just see Destiny…

[celest coyote]

Caffeine can be used to offset these debuffs temporarily.

[modern stump]

Too bad because I’d love to play marathon on the steam deck here and there

[celest coyote]

I don’t think so

[vague hound]

But that will add even more debuffs in the long run so be careful 🥀

[obsidian quartz]

unless you have certain other status effects like neurodivergence in which caffeine may or may not do anything

[rough sail]

Caffeine doesn't do anything to me

[peak prairie]

Whilst they're using the same engine people have gotten Destiny to work on Linux. And from the Alpha there was some evidence that the anti-cheat would be user-space, which means that it could have Linux capabilities

[celest coyote]

Hard drugs can effectively remove these debuffs for longer periods at the cost of intelligence and sanity stats.

[obsidian quartz]

caffeine lets me sleep

[rough sail]

I used to drink coffee all the time before bed

[obsidian quartz]

monster keeps me awake though with the 2 grams of taurine in it

[celest coyote]

Yeah for ppl with adhd caffeine can actually medicate u and calm u

[modern stump]

Really ? Every research I did pointed to it not working. If you have a source I’d love to check

[vague hound]

Some players are psychopaths be weary of them

[celest coyote]

Which is cool except I didn’t know I had it and I had a job where I was so sleep deprived driving around all the time and the energy drinks did the opposite. The painful burps kinda helped tho

[vague hound]

Imagine reading messages left on the ground like elden ring

"7/11 Ahead"

[celest coyote]

Loading screen tip: ball peen hammer should not be used on balls or peen.

[obsidian quartz]

this happens sometimes its called graffiti

[celest coyote]

My favorite one was “try fingers, but hole”

[vague hound]

For people driving cars

"Cops ahead"

[rough sail]

Could this be a dog?

[celest coyote]

I told my Korean friend and he was like OH THAT AMKES SENSE NOW I’d read these messages that made no sense

[celest coyote]

I loved how everything was dog

[peak prairie]

There's the more famous Zorrin example and emulation layers can get it to work. Though the ban is inevitable with the second

[still field]

Marathon 😎

[vague hound]

Just play on windows bro 🥀

[peak prairie]

I will, I have 2 systems

But my windows one I mostly use for work

[vague hound]

Ima go get some milk

Im out of it again

[celest coyote]

Tick milk

[peak prairie]

Also you're missing the point. It's not just me, it's also my friends who want to know if there's any more info around it and just general knowledge

[vague hound]

I dont think it will ever

Support linux

There hasnt been any news too

You can emulate sure

But that risky

Or just run a VM

[peak prairie]

Well the lack of news, that can be chocked up to a meriad of things

[spare shore]

Myriad

[peak prairie]

Sorgy

[obsidian quartz]

soggy

[vague hound]

Well know when it comes out then

[vague hound]

Mushy

[spare shore]

Your good bro im just spectating the convo linux anti cheat discourse is very fun to watch

[peak prairie]

This qualifying as discourse is comedic

[spare shore]

You dont even know the half of it

[still field]

I like your pfp

[spare shore]

One of many

[peak prairie]

Thx I use a different Ash on all my accounts

[still field]

Oh nice haha

Did you see Anderson’s newest?

[peak prairie]

Phonecian?

Or the Monte Blanc one

[still field]

Oh, I meant asteroid city but I didn’t know phonecian was newer

Phoenician just came out right? I need to catch up

[peak prairie]

No matter I saw both in theaters multiple times.
It's recent-ish. With the quick pace of today it's hard to say "just came out" without feeling like I'm lying

[modern stump]

« Pensez vous que l’hiver sera rude ? »

(Watched Mr fox only recently :p). I enjoyed isle of dogs better tho

[peak prairie]

I don't speak french or latin

[peak prairie]

They all have their own specific merits. It's incredibly difficult to rank them. When it comes to enjoyment I can't get over Fantastic Mr Fox just because of how much it impacted me as a kid

[round wagon]

L’hiver is over a month ago

Looking forward to marathon

[tired junco]

My letterboxd review would disagree with you *explodes you with my mind

[scenic meteor]

Stinky

[glacial bane]

[scenic meteor]

U up at 5am I think da coffee did something gang

[rough sail]

I didn't drink any tonight

[glacial bane]

I can also drink caffeinated beverages without it affecting my sleep

2 🐐'ed

[rough sail]

Can't a girl be restless some nights

[scenic meteor]

Restless 🙄 or played too much halo one night 🥀

[rough sail]

I haven't the foggiest of what you mean

[peak prairie]

God forbid a girl stays up late

[celest coyote]

Can never play too much halo

Unless it’s Halo 5

[iron ruin]

Or 4 haha

[slim niche]

[earnest frigate]

besides the prometheans (kinda) of halo 4, it was a pretty good game

I loved it when it came out

it was definitely weaker than halo reach, but the visuals of the game were really nice, and the gameplay still felt like halo

[magic rose]

Meow

[celest coyote]

I agree. There’s still a bunch I do dislike, like forerunners no longer being humans, art direction changes, but the gameplay itself still felt nice, sandbox still played like a halo game, it does still have its merits

[celest coyote]

Ur a good movie

[magic rose]

Sekiguchi supremacy

[cold stump]

all the areas were boring and i dont like the new art

[magic rose]

I’m the biggest fan honestly

[tropic creek]

He ho

[celest coyote]

While prometheans weren’t my fav to fight, they were way better than in 5 bc they became complete bullet sponges with super specific weak points which really needed Hardlight weapons to reliably destroy without wasting mag after mag

[celest coyote]

Me too it’s my favorite ever

[celest coyote]

That’s fair, the level design wasn’t very memorable

[modern stump]

funny how we're not even mentioning halo infinite

[celest coyote]

They did have really bold sound design which I liked. Some things sounded weird but in halo 5, tons of the guns sound muted and plasticky. The AR in 4 sounded beefy as hell, everything really had a nice presence, even if it had changed

[modern stump]

(and it doesn't deserve to be)

[celest coyote]

Infinite did so many things right and so many things wrong it’s a shame

[magic rose]

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[cold stump]

halo infinite had a fun campaign on legendary

trillion times better than 4

[modern stump]

Meh, halo lost its taste, at least to me

[magic rose]

I only played Halo Reach multiplayer 😁

[modern stump]

I used to feel a sense of wonder, so many mysteries, the huge forerunner buildings, there was a big sense of mythology

and we lost that

[cold stump]

you just got older

[magic rose]

How do you guys feel about Destiny 2?

[modern stump]

probably !

[cold stump]

i still play it

have off and on since it came to pc

[modern stump]

I didn't even like halo reach to be honest, purely because it was mainly military oriented, we lost the sense of wonder

[celest coyote]

Angr

[tropic creek]

Started it again
D2 Is like a love hate relationship

[cold stump]

that came and gone, new entries shouldnt retred old ground

[celest coyote]

I mean I get it but the halo universe is a lot bigger than just the flood and forerunner discoveries in the og trilogy, like odst was a banger and didn’t have em

[modern stump]

ODST was great I agree

[magic rose]

I’ll get back to it one day , it’s such a cyberpunk wizard celestial game tbh

[celest coyote]

Lots of really dark lore, it also really helped solidify the fact that humanity had not been winning the war at all, and it really was pretty hopeless until the events of 2 and 3

[modern stump]

but even tho it was purely military, it had a real identity with its own mood

[cold stump]

played the crap out of the newest raid, one of the best raids

they revamped the raid difficulty system and added actually cool modifiers that make it have so much more replayability

[celest coyote]

Yeah. Infinite struggled to have a really distinct one I think.