Week 3: Texans vs Vikings - Sunday, September 22

[karmic osprey]

He wasn’t pressured thats allowed

[true moss]

darnold what was that

[weak parcel]

What the heck

[merry ginkgo]

Understandable

[karmic sable]

what are the Texans up to lmao

[warm walrus]

what the sigma

[merry ginkgo]

Time for a punt

[strong rover]

My TV is like 30 seconds behind y'all I just saw the flag

[untold mortar]

14-0 vikings

[merry ginkgo]

Can't score every drive

[loud pulsar]

what the hell

[thorny sail]

Oh my god dawg

[wild summit]

It’s all on mistakes by the Vikings refs are just saying what happened

[devout harness]

darnold showing his inner jets rn

[karmic sable]

14-0 is wild

[thorny sail]

Just let us punt

[true moss]

dang

[strong rover]

great punt

[strong rover]

Jefferson is cooking

[merry ginkgo]

That is phenomenal punt

Holy cow

[hollow smelt]

man that drive was some bootcheeks

[dim nymph]

Worry about your own team

[true moss]

fr

[untold mortar]

cant score every drive

[merry ginkgo]

End Zone to over the opponents 40 yard line

[untold mortar]

but rn we up

[deft vector]

Jeez

[inner gazelle]

fr unfortunate

[robust spade]

We got next drive

[warm walrus]

they do not want us to have a blowout win

[karmic sable]

🙁

[inner gazelle]

😭

[warm walrus]

they refuse to believe the vikings are good

[thorny sail]

Refs hate the vikings

[devout harness]

texas on texas crime

[hollow smelt]

ik that but i wanted a decent drive

[strong rover]

Cope a little harder son

[robust spade]

Refs feeling pity for stroud

[dim nymph]

Cowboys and Texans hate go deep

[karmic osprey]

The refs haven’t been THAT bad cmon yall 😭

[untold mortar]

so did i

[karmic sable]

he not wrong

[untold mortar]

refs been fair so far

[slow moon]

I didn’t realize this was a thing

[untold mortar]

but the scoop by gilmore was bs

[karmic sable]

I don’t even hate the Texans

[limber heron]

Yeah I agree nothing against the refs and I'm at the game

[untold mortar]

that was a fumble not no incomplete pass

[robust spade]

Yea

[wild summit]

Yep, Texas ain’t big enough for the two of us

[wary arch]

everyone hates the cowboys regardless of texas or not

[dim nymph]

It’s been like this for years

[karmic sable]

Texans are gonna kill us

[wild summit]

He didn’t have good possession he was fumbling it around

[true moss]

yeah

[wild summit]

Pun intended

[latent kindle]

do us a favor and beat the ravens

[dim nymph]

They gonna argue with New York 😂😂😂

[strong rover]

The refs are trying so hard to save the Texans

[wary arch]

gene steratore even said he didnt have time to make a football move

[karmic sable]

you’re asking too much

[latent kindle]

having them start. 0-4 is beautiful

[warm walrus]

gilmore int incoming

[wild summit]

No.

[dim nymph]

I would love to see the fans become the refs

[wary arch]

if that was the case they wouldn’t call illegal formation on tunsil

[untold mortar]

thank god if this is true

[devout harness]

ok but why is a houston team called the houston texans but a dallas team called the texas rangers?

[strong rover]

So you think New York never makes bad calls?

[wary arch]

20 yard pass erased because tunsils foot was passed the line but refs are saving the texans?

[dim nymph]

All the time, but you can’t argue with it cause it never changes anything

[wild summit]

Cause Texas is just like that

How was that not a face mask

[latent kindle]

u sound like a chiefs fan after toney’s offsides last year 😭

[robust spade]

Leaving diggs wide

[karmic sable]

there used to be a team called the Dallas Texans

[bright helm]

This game was making me mad, but that Vikings defense is stacked

[strong rover]

But that still means they can make a bad call that’s all we are saying

[karmic sable]

because reasons

[merry ginkgo]

3rd and 12

[dim nymph]

Do you think you would do better?

[devout harness]

that mahomes meltdown was almost as good as a SB

[robust spade]

We got that on 🔒

[violet ginkgo]

Just keep going to diggs man

[latent kindle]

yeah beating the chiefs in the regular season basically is our yearly super bowl

[karmic sable]

ohhh that’s right

[true moss]

WTH

[wild summit]

Wow

[weak parcel]

Need me a Vikings condom line the way the defense looking this year

[latent kindle]

going for a 4peat this year

[wild summit]

What a play

[karmic osprey]

What a play call

[karmic sable]

diggs vs Jefferson part 2

[merry ginkgo]

Damn

[dim nymph]

Trick play threw me off just rn

[robust spade]

Wow

[merry ginkgo]

That's fine

[wild summit]

Slowik cooked

[dense tinsel]

Vikings vs. Texans referee
Shawn Hochuli is known for being the son of retired referee Ed Hochuli. He also has the honor of being the first and only official to give an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty to former NFL quarterback Tom Brady

THIS MF is KNOWN for giving penelties

[karmic osprey]

Dare is a legend

[dim nymph]

Ain’t know diggs had that arm on him

[true moss]

not gonna lie that was a nice play

[karmic osprey]

Cant hate on that

[robust spade]

💔

[dim cedar]

DOUBLE PASS fun

[latent kindle]

oh that makes so much sense

[abstract dome]

Houston needs trick plays to beat us

[latent kindle]

remember bills vs eagles last year?

[karmic sable]

all I know is Brad Allen is a dawg

[wary arch]

diggs threw a dot

[latent kindle]

im still not over the horse collar

[violet ginkgo]

Make diggs play on the o line too

[latent kindle]

qb controversy in houston?

[dim nymph]

😭😭

[violet ginkgo]

Since yall got him playing qb

[wind marten]

lmfao

[thorny sail]

Bros ankle biting him

[dim nymph]

Chill mills MVP run soon

[devout harness]

diggs starting qb please

[karmic osprey]

Texans have 4 ball carriers

[merry ginkgo]

3rd and 4

[latent kindle]

hell yeah

[robust spade]

🔒

[dim nymph]

Daniel jones MVP run this year mark my words

[merry ginkgo]

Stop here please

[wild summit]

🔑

[dim nymph]

The 0-2 is just a distraction

[robust spade]

✋🛑

[candid rover]

Holy crap what is happening

[untold mortar]

ankle biting demons

[merry ginkgo]

False start offence

[true moss]

False start

[robust spade]

Offensive false start

[candid rover]

The Texans are losing???

[merry ginkgo]

Yes

[stiff forge]

balls

[robust spade]

Boom

[merry ginkgo]

Yes 14-0

[dim nymph]

It’s a common thing for Texans false starts I’m not even shocked by it anymore

[robust spade]

3rd & 9 🔒

[wild summit]

Our O line is selling

[karmic osprey]

No discipline man i swear

[wild summit]

Offsides?

[true moss]

false start offense again

[dim nymph]

huhhh?😭

[karmic osprey]

WOW

[river ruin]

soooo many false starts

[candid rover]

Dang, maybe the Vikings rly are good this year

[true moss]

lol

[robust spade]

Broooo

[merry ginkgo]

False Start Offence

Lol

[untold mortar]

yessir

[wild summit]

Why must we have a false start?

[merry ginkgo]

3rd and 14

[robust spade]

🔒

[karmic osprey]

Oh yeah you cant do that

[untold mortar]

im still on the first flag

LMAO

[dim nymph]

love Texans false starts

[true moss]

WHAT

LOL

[wild summit]

Again?!??

[strong rover]

TEXANS WYD

[karmic osprey]

NO WAY

DUDE

[robust spade]

LOLLLL

[merry ginkgo]

False start offence

[wild summit]

What are we doing?!?!’

[warm walrus]

3rd and 93 ahh game

[true moss]

ANOTHER FLASE START ON OFFENCE

[devout harness]

hurricane false start incoming

[dim nymph]

Right bro

[true moss]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[merry ginkgo]

That's the 3rd in a row

[weak parcel]

Hahahahaha

[robust spade]

LOL

[light phoenix]

lmao this is funny dude

[real ledge]

wtf are they doing bro

[robust spade]

TUNSIL AGAIN

[wild summit]

LOCK IN!

[robust spade]

LOLLLL

[merry ginkgo]

Lololololololol

[river ruin]

Trade tunsil rn

[wild summit]

Come ON

[robust spade]

😭

[pliant cave]

LMAOOO

[river ruin]

[dim nymph]

I’m about to put the packer game on

[merry ginkgo]

3rd and 19

[robust spade]

LMAOO

[dim nymph]

this is so embarrassing

[velvet dirge]

hahaha

[thorny sail]

LMFAOO

[strong rover]

PICKED

[hollow smelt]

bro

[abstract dome]

LMAOOOOO

[violet ginkgo]

Holy

[true moss]

Didn’t get it

[hollow smelt]

what is going on man

[wild summit]

Flag

[dim nymph]

Incomplete

[violet ginkgo]

NAHHHHH

[dim nymph]

Flag tho

[warm walrus]

dang

[merry ginkgo]

Hold on

[abstract dome]

THE CROWD IS TOO MUCH FOR CJ

[river ruin]

Terrible

[wild summit]

Pla tell me it’s on the D

[warm walrus]

grounding

[violet ginkgo]

Texans trolling

[robust spade]

Picked

[true moss]

NO WAY

[slow moon]

lucky it was incomplete

[true moss]

LOL

[thin swallow]

Texans are frauds

[pliant cave]

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

[strong rover]

incomplete, flag on offense

[merry ginkgo]

LOL

[kindred marsh]

bro what is happening with taxans

[pliant cave]

AHAHAHAHA

[robust spade]

?

[wild summit]

Get rid of the O line

[karmic osprey]

Byron Murhpy is so bad

[wild summit]

Everyone, gone

[karmic osprey]

Cut him

[robust spade]

What happened wtf

[grave olive]

This is ridiculous

[merry ginkgo]

4 offence penalties

[untold mortar]

im still on the second flag bro

wtf

[wild summit]

Cut Tunsil at this point

[karmic sable]

uh im looking at the yahoo sports app

[honest anvil]

L

[robust spade]

ANOTHWR OFFWNSIVE FLAG MOL

[untold mortar]

yall telling me theres 3 false starts

[robust spade]

LOL

[warm walrus]

and we get the ball at half

[dim nymph]

put me in

[karmic sable]

why are there 3 straight false starts

[warm walrus]

this is great

[merry ginkgo]

L Texans

[abstract dome]

Illegal formation LMAO

[kindred marsh]

ANOTHER FLAG LMAO

[dim cedar]

Stroud... what is the Flores defense doing to get you so frazzled

[devout harness]

TUNSIL recieving XFL offers

[robust spade]

LMFAOOO

[true moss]

That is so crazy

lol

[wary arch]

trade tunsil

[potent kindle]

the texans are throwing

[limber heron]

Texans cooked

[warm walrus]

the us bank stadium crowd is giving the texans false starts

[dim cedar]

That's a pick...

[violet ginkgo]

I had faith

[inner gazelle]

that was an interesting drive

[strong rover]

Bro this ref is going wild

[wary arch]

he dropped it when he fell…

[wild summit]

It ain’t, didn’t complete the process

[inner gazelle]

good calls tho

[dim nymph]

Are we watching the same game?

[wary arch]

trade tunsil asap

[true moss]

^^^

[little crystal]

This is brutal. Killing ourselves

[strong rover]

This is one of the greatest games of football I've ever seen

[tired mortar]

Damn was hoping for a good game

[latent kindle]

this is crazy

[karmic sable]

did tunsil get ahold of that mask again

[dim cedar]

Redzone clipped it before he dropped I think

But man the penalties need to stop

[latent kindle]

i was expecting a close vikings loss but I’ll take this

[violet ginkgo]

Diggs shoulda stayed on the bills💔😖

[latent kindle]

hell no

[strong rover]

🤡

[spark wedge]

Fun fact: The Texans are 0-5 all time against the Vikings

[warm walrus]

aren’t the texans ranked 3rd in power rankings

[untold mortar]

diggs was a crybaby on the bills

[dim nymph]

Here comes the chief fans…

[latent kindle]

yeah 😭

[soft yoke]

Uhh

[scenic loom]

texans downfall game

[warm walrus]

not jinxing nvm

[latent kindle]

u guys are on a roll it’s horrify by

[violet ginkgo]

Dang every team coming in here LMAOOO

[dim nymph]

Super Bowl losing streak btw

[soft yoke]

LMAOOO

[latent kindle]

but. i mean god bless sam darnold ig?

[pliant cave]

games not over till its over

[strong rover]

Sam Darnold> CJ Stroud

[pliant cave]

vikes are the kings of the choke

[dim nymph]

0-2

[latent kindle]

finally got his ghost checks taken care of

[robust spade]

Sam Darnold for MVP

[strong rover]

Not anymore

[soft yoke]

y’all down 14 tho so like

[scenic loom]

texans never been to the super bowl btw

[untold mortar]

tom brady is possessing same darnold

[soft yoke]

🤪

[dim nymph]

Rather be down 14-0 then 0-2 to start the season

[strong rover]

Facts

[robust spade]

The throwback unis making the Vikings feel different

[dim nymph]

I wouldn’t want to be in the Super Bowl losing every year

[latent kindle]

no thanks i’d like to NOT have to desperately defend the fact that josh allen is top 3 and sam darnold isn’t

[wintry plaza]

@scenic loom I mean losing a super bowl is also the risk of making the super bowl

[dim nymph]

Looks embarrassing on our part

[wild summit]

We need a Minnesota Miracle

[robust spade]

😂

[latent kindle]

do u understand what the media would say if darnold or baker won mvp before allen

[soft yoke]

still down 14😃

[wary arch]

tunsil is trash

[wintry plaza]

You would know this after losing TWO super bowls

[dim nymph]

Still 0-2 😘

[wintry plaza]

to the same team

[violet ginkgo]

I heard Josh allen got 50 turnovers since 2021

[candid gorge]

Bruh

[soft yoke]

😀

[strong rover]

AARON JONES

[wintry plaza]

Now jags fans

[true moss]

Nice gain

[latent kindle]

most turnovers but also most touchdowns

[strong rover]

BREAKS LOOSE

[violet ginkgo]

Nah its actually like 80

[wintry plaza]

don't forget

[latent kindle]

better jameis winston

[dim nymph]

talking score like you aren’t winless

[merry ginkgo]

That's the pressure of the Vikings atmosphere for you

[robust spade]

Remember when the jags were Super Bowl teams and went 9-8 missing the playoffs

[scenic loom]

idk why u comin after me for i ain't even diss ur team boy

[untold mortar]

announcers still cursed cj stroud

[latent kindle]

it’s fine he’s projecting

[untold mortar]

ngl

[wintry plaza]

jags fans better not say anything, cause they have to play in Houston next week

[dim nymph]

every team can get it

[wintry plaza]

and they have a history of losing IN houston

[latent kindle]

& they got us tomorrow

[untold mortar]

literally jinxed him

[robust spade]

Minnesota is making Stroud nervous

[scenic loom]

fair enough

[latent kindle]

good play by jones

[untold mortar]

that crowd is making stroud nervous

[true moss]

Texans are really struggling rn

[untold mortar]

thats why hes doing no huddle

[wintry plaza]

yeah ngl this minnesota team is stacked

[robust spade]

Boom Aaron jones

[latent kindle]

minnesota scary

[dim nymph]

Honestly it’s not shocking, Texans lost everytime we played yall

[devout harness]

to think that some people said CJ was QB2 after lamar/joeb meltdowns... nah QB2 is actually the most overrated player in the league and sleep on it

[latent kindle]

im not ready for 2026

[untold mortar]

i sure am

[wild summit]

Minnesota is very scary

[karmic osprey]

QB was the only question mark

[dim nymph]

God damn he picked him up wtf 😭

[wintry plaza]

cj isn't ass this defense is just really good

[wild summit]

Everyone has bad games

[true moss]

Fr 😭

[untold mortar]

that question is answered

[candid gorge]

Bro watch ur mouth

[arctic haven]

getting ptsd

[wintry plaza]

it's REALLY good

[candid gorge]

Dont diss the glorious king cj

[dim nymph]

Same

[latent kindle]

i saw people saying derek carr was qb2 💀

[wild summit]

Exactly

[wintry plaza]

don't forget that most of these defensive players on the vikings were texans

[untold mortar]

three false starts

lmao

[robust spade]

3 false starts in a row 😭

[wintry plaza]

our oline is so bad

[untold mortar]

one on the center

[candid gorge]

Texans fans saying stroud suck is fake fans

[dim nymph]

these false starts are getting out of control

[merry ginkgo]

3rd and 8

[latent kindle]

DARNOLD GELL OVER ON THE HANDOFF LMAOOOOOO

[untold mortar]

and then a illegal formation

[soft yoke]

we got similar problems 😭

[merry ginkgo]

It's not impossible

[wild summit]

and an illegal formation by Tunsil

[wintry plaza]

Now I will say it's still early

[merry ginkgo]

To convert here

[robust spade]

Jjettas inside dig route

[dim nymph]

They ain’t never been there for horrible years lol

[wild summit]

This

[candid gorge]

Tunsil is selling

[wintry plaza]

we do not say darnold is perfect

[untold mortar]

jjettas post route

[wintry plaza]

cause he was still a jet

[slow moon]

not one defensive penalty is crazy

[merry ginkgo]

Incomplete

[robust spade]

Dang

[merry ginkgo]

Time for a punt

[karmic osprey]

Darn

[devout harness]

someone tell tunsil that flags arent for stat pads 💀

[untold mortar]

fake punt ong

[dim nymph]

we need future MVP Daniel jones

[wintry plaza]

so far it's only the defense stepping up

[robust spade]

Fake punt jjettas streak route to the house

[karmic osprey]

Hunter is dodging our tackles of course 💀

[wild summit]

We need everyone to step up

[wintry plaza]

offense is not there

[untold mortar]

my dream

[wintry plaza]

not with that oline

[soft yoke]

did y’all see the ref shaking his head after the 3 false starts

[dim nymph]

Honestly is it shocking bruh

[untold mortar]

LMAO

[latent kindle]

it’s sad lol

[untold mortar]

i thought only i noticed that

[true moss]

yeah 💀

[wintry plaza]

We might need to cut tunsil and just move on

[robust spade]

Insanity

[wild summit]

Tunsil needs a time out

[latent kindle]

that was a hard af hit

[robust spade]

Refs are disappointed

[candid gorge]

Tunsil is cooked

[slow moon]

no way i missed that LOL did he actually?!

[dim nymph]

fell to my knees like Levis man

[robust spade]

Tunsil needs to go to the timeout corner

[wintry plaza]

NOW

it's alright texans bros

[soft yoke]

Yeah he was shaking his head while calling the false start 😭

[latent kindle]

that was helmet to helmet

makes I think

[wintry plaza]

cause we have to remember that the rest of the division is worse

[slow moon]

gl btw tomorrow man ❤️

[wintry plaza]

@cursive plinth NO NO

[inner gazelle]

gah dammit

[dim nymph]

I wouldn’t be too upset

unlike going 0-2 lol

[wintry plaza]

this is the texans wake up call

[untold mortar]

who yall got winning atl vs chiefs tho

[candid gorge]

Titans about to be 0-3 so thats good

[untold mortar]

i call atl

[slow moon]

ATL in OT

[robust spade]

I call atl too

[strong rover]

texans got a free ticket to the playoffs

[wintry plaza]

KC without a run game and travis kelce?

[strong rover]

Tennessee Jacksonville and Indy reek

[latent kindle]

if it was any other 0-2 team id say we destroying them but trevor lawrence has voodoo magic against the bills

[wintry plaza]

Yeah I got the falcons winnin that

[devout harness]

kirko chainz masterclass incoming

[light phoenix]

thinking atl, want kirko to go dummy

[untold mortar]

fr

[soft yoke]

entire afc south is in duress rn😭

[wintry plaza]

ALSO the game is in atl

[dim nymph]

I’m interested in the saints

[slow moon]

real

[wintry plaza]

so the refs have to watch their backs

[strong rover]

we;re in shambles bro bro

[karmic osprey]

Big Kirko wakes up drippin like that

[dim nymph]

They’ve been doing hella good

[untold mortar]

i think the move from minnesota to atl was good tho

[candid gorge]

I can't believe people compared Richardson so stroud

[soft yoke]

how’s Ridley been

[strong rover]

not bad

[latent kindle]

im shocked honestly i had Tennessee at 8-9 but they’re playing like a 3-14 team

[strong rover]

Levis is the problem

[wintry plaza]

@soft yoke how has lawrence?

[dim nymph]

right but Richardson got injured so he still has a lot to prove

[fervent aspen]

Atl winning 21-19 with 20 seconds left but some guy holds so KC wins 26-21

[soft yoke]

not even bad lmao, u seen our oline and play calling

[wild summit]

We need to SWARM Texans Fans

We can still comeback

[dim nymph]

Have you seen OURS??

[wintry plaza]

@soft yoke it's only going to get worse for lawrence without an oline

[soft yoke]

YES

[wintry plaza]

so I can see the stats dipping

[strong rover]

I'm shocked too mayne we might be better if Levis gets benched

[latent kindle]

that’s how the bills win tomorrow

dominate the o-line

[lean thorn]

The bank almost reaches arrow head level

[soft yoke]

that’s true

[dim nymph]

My last message got blocked but it’s just a clown act out there man

[wintry plaza]

@latent kindle leave some for us

[latent kindle]

we will trust

[wintry plaza]

Texans will lose this game and then win next week

[soft yoke]

fr both our olines are so trash bruh 😭

[dim nymph]

Who we play next week?

[wintry plaza]

@dim nymph jags

[devout harness]

diggs tryna carry this team

[soft yoke]

Us 😭

[wild summit]

Jax

[dim nymph]

It’s a sad week for the AFC south 😢

[latent kindle]

miller & rousseau will FEAST tomorrow

[lean thorn]

We have Green Bay next week 😬

[soft yoke]

ain no one having a good week 😭

[wild summit]

We driving 🔥🔥🔥

[dim nymph]

I’m trying to go to the bills games in October

[candid gorge]

We can still win game aint over yet!!

[wintry plaza]

cj might be having a bad game, but that's on the oline and he's still the best qb in the division

[dim nymph]

Right 😭

[robust spade]

I think we got that ngl

[wild summit]

We’ve got hope

[latent kindle]

that’s gonna be a dogfight

[merry ginkgo]

SACKED

[latent kindle]

even if we lose as long as we pick off a pass intended for diggs i’ll smile

[lean thorn]

Love should be back next week. If it was Malik, ofc

[wintry plaza]

OF COURSE

[robust spade]

🔒

[waxen inlet]

are the texans… frauds….

[devout harness]

make sure you ruin a table

[wild summit]

It was Akers

[thorny sail]

44 who are we covering..

[merry ginkgo]

Two sacks to none

[wild summit]

Why you here?!

[dim nymph]

In your honor

[waxen inlet]

just checking in

[wintry plaza]

@latent kindle the problem is allen doing what he doesn't want to do

[candid gorge]

Who invited a broncos fan

[waxen inlet]

17-0 rn

[wild summit]

Yall doing well

[latent kindle]

why am i like 2 plays behind the rest of u 😭

[wintry plaza]

he has a habit of throwing weird passes

[waxen inlet]

here to see what’s going on

week 3 btw

[wintry plaza]

broncos are not frauds

[waxen inlet]

yeah we’re winning 17-0

[merry ginkgo]

3rd and 10

[waxen inlet]

Nix mattwrclass rn

[latent kindle]

that’s where a lot of his ints came from before diggs left

[wintry plaza]

if anything the bucs are

[latent kindle]

forcing passes

[lean thorn]

Bears frauds fr

[strong rover]

It's alright bro you're welcome here ♥️

[wintry plaza]

the bucs should not be down

[latent kindle]

to him & davis

[waxen inlet]

the vikings are for real

[soft yoke]

am I tripping or does tank have no targets

[robust spade]

3rd & 10 🔒

[waxen inlet]

i always have had respect for lions fans

[merry ginkgo]

FLAG

[latent kindle]

now that he has no guy that needs forced passes he’s much smarter with the ball

[dim nymph]

Flag again

[waxen inlet]

yall deserve it

[merry ginkgo]

We have Laundry

[wild summit]

Nice catch but flag

[strong rover]

ON THE OFFENSE

[wintry plaza]

yeah i'm not watching this game

[robust spade]

On who

Flag on who

[wild summit]

😭 😭

[true moss]

OH

[merry ginkgo]

OFFENCE

[wintry plaza]

this oline is terrible

[strong rover]

TUNSIL AGAIN LOOOL

[true moss]

LOL

[robust spade]

LOL

[dim nymph]

LMAOO THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLE

[candid gorge]

BRO

[strong rover]

I think Tunsil has 7 penalties today

[wild summit]

Bench tunsil bro

[latent kindle]

texans are in the MUD dude 😭

[robust spade]

LMAOOOOOO YOU’RE KIDDING

[pliant cave]

nahhhhhhhh

[merry ginkgo]

2nd illegal formation

[weak parcel]

🤣

[slow moon]

💀

[merry ginkgo]

Lmao

[devout harness]

tank dell was flipping like the old car in cars

[latent kindle]

bills will feast

[soft yoke]

Texans oline in shambles 😭

[robust spade]

Cut this guy mid game 😭

[wild summit]

Tunsil needs a break

[real ledge]

tunsal bro

[candid gorge]

Tunsil stinks

[wintry plaza]

the funny thing is

[honest anvil]

[wild summit]

Go for it

[wintry plaza]

that cj does things so they DONT do that

[wild summit]

We need to

[dim nymph]

Yeah bro there’s gotta be a way we can get him out the game lol

[robust spade]

Bench him for yalls safety

[merry ginkgo]

But it's way short of a first

[wintry plaza]

but tunsil is brainless

[merry ginkgo]

Time for another PUNT

[dim nymph]

Right

[latent kindle]

wow tunsil

[violet ginkgo]

TAKE TUNSIL OUT THE GAME

[dim nymph]

Chill

[latent kindle]

he’s terrible

[dim nymph]

We going for the field goal 💯💯

[floral pelican]

Bench Tunsil

[dim nymph]

😂😂

[candid gorge]

Diggs going crazy

[warped blaze]

Tell me my boy Diggs is cooking

[karmic sable]

anything good happen

[candid gorge]

Who said diggs was washed

[wintry plaza]

tunsil is straight up trash

[strong rover]

Y'all finna miss the kick again 💯💯

[real ledge]

tunsil best play for the vikings rn

[arctic haven]

Tunsil is secretly a Vikings fan

[dim nymph]

Chill

[wintry plaza]

how is he a pro bowler?

[robust spade]

Miss it again

[weak parcel]

Someone gotta make a highlight reel with curb music for those false starts

[dim nymph]

let me active the magnet

[latent kindle]

4 penalties on tunsil in da first half

[thorny sail]

Diggs nicr catch

[latent kindle]

good catch by diggs

[merry ginkgo]

They are going for the field goal

[wary arch]

tunsil is the dumbest player in the league i dont think its close

[little crystal]

Tunsil making me want to trade him fr

[dim nymph]

Is this a W week three script ?

[true moss]

Texans gonna get a big talking to about the penalties at half time

[light phoenix]

bro got money on the vikings

[merry ginkgo]

I know

[scenic loom]

vikings super bowl run

[dense tinsel]

💀

[violet ginkgo]

Tunsil got at least 8 penalties

[latent kindle]

bro needs to hit his parlay 😭

[wary arch]

if im demeco id bench tunsil for the rest of the game

[true moss]

real

[dim nymph]

all I ask for

[wintry plaza]

You know demeco is yelling at tunsil at half

[dim nymph]

Is no more Taylor swift

[true moss]

fr

[weak parcel]

Someone check is tunsil employs a translator betting for him

[merry ginkgo]

Wouldn't doubt you

[wary arch]

tunsil should be traded to carolina to help bryce young

[latent kindle]

wouldn’t be shocked if he’s not out there to start

[violet ginkgo]

Tunsil scared or something?😂

[dim nymph]

Someone making money off his false starts 😂😂

[wild summit]

We should trade Tunsil to the Vikings mid game

[violet ginkgo]

He usually play like this?

[frail crow]

Who y'all got to replace him?

[wild summit]

Fisher

[merry ginkgo]

Good question

[dim nymph]

prize picks about to have a bet on him next week lmaooo

[wintry plaza]

we should trade tunsil to the cowboys or chiefs

[light phoenix]

diggs coming in

[dim nymph]

2 more or under false starts? 😂

[latent kindle]

LOL

[wintry plaza]

maybe then they can have his false starts

[weak parcel]

If it is this is an shamalan ass script this year 🤣

[wild summit]

Tunsil will help us out if we do

[latent kindle]

put will anderson in at lt

[karmic osprey]

We alr have a star left tackle thanks tho

[strong rover]

You should trade your loyalty to a diff team 💀

[dim nymph]

it’s been rough for this first half

[floral saddle]

Don’t panic Texans will put up 40 in the second half

[frail crow]

Y'all really gonna have a rookie put in?

[weak parcel]

Dawg is gonna be in a DraftKings ad soon

[robust spade]

I have my cat geared up with the Vikings jersey

[dim nymph]

Lmao fr

[dim nymph]

Comp

[wintry plaza]

@strong rover this coming from a lions fan?

[wild summit]

I’m loyal, I’m just mad at Tunsil

[dim nymph]

Right

[merry ginkgo]

Make it 21-0 real quick this drive and make it 29-0 to start the 2nd half

[dim nymph]

I’ve been a fan since I was born this is just hard for me to watch

[wintry plaza]

listen we do not bandwagon here

[wild summit]

Last time I checked, yall are glazing McCarthy

[zinc bison]

Tough game so far

[true moss]

Nice catch by jj

[dim nymph]

Jettas cannot be stopped

[violet ginkgo]

Tunsil is a raw prospect

[dim nymph]

Nobody even on him

[wintry plaza]

I mean this game is already over

[dim nymph]

this is crazy

[merry ginkgo]

We have all 3 time outs for a TD

[wintry plaza]

I don't know why demeco doesn't just double him

[light phoenix]

really tough

[wintry plaza]

he's running this defense

[strong rover]

@robust spade how full is the sock rn

[merry ginkgo]

Smart going out of play

[robust spade]

62%

[wintry plaza]

The real problem with the vikings is it's the vikings

[karmic osprey]

Jjettas is seemingly unguardable

[violet ginkgo]

Bro

[robust spade]

I have an extra in case of 99 yard streak route

[wintry plaza]

they still have the curse on

[wild summit]

SACKED

[true moss]

Rip

[dim nymph]

Wow our first sack 😭😭😭

[robust spade]

Rip 😭

[violet ginkgo]

Texans D acting like they playing the commanders

[weak parcel]

I’m sick

[dim nymph]

WHY CANT I CUSS

WE ARE ALL GROWN MEN HERE

[wild summit]

Perna didn’t curse the Texans, what’s going on?!

[wintry plaza]

what happen?

[merry ginkgo]

Thanks for using one of your timeouts

[karmic osprey]

Ofc a big man got a sack our interior is bad

[wintry plaza]

sack? did they fumble?

[soft yoke]

jjettas lowkey going crazy

[violet ginkgo]

F a sack man yall need to score😂

[dim nymph]

just a sack

[wintry plaza]

LETS GO

[dim nymph]

defense the only thing keeping us here man

[wintry plaza]

tunsil keeping us out

[dim nymph]

offensive is embarrassing us so bad today 😞

[wintry plaza]

can't block can't wait for the snap

[true moss]

DID HE GET THAT?

DANG

[merry ginkgo]

JETTAS Dime

[wintry plaza]

oh great

[robust spade]

He got that

🛩️

[dim nymph]

Justin about to have 99 hands in madden tmr

[weak parcel]

IM NEVER WASHING THIS JERSEY

[strong rover]

LFG

[candid gorge]

Bro

[merry ginkgo]

Smart play

[wintry plaza]

wait why is a lion fan cheering for the vikings?

[dim nymph]

Mean hold

[robust spade]

🛩️🛩️🛩️

[dim cedar]

JJ automatic

[strong rover]

That man was punching the air 💀

[wintry plaza]

why is a lion fan cheering for the vikings?

it's your division rival

[strong rover]

Can't stop the vikings

[wild summit]

Cause we ain’t cooking

[strong rover]

Vikings are chill

Packers are our rival

[wintry plaza]

@strong rover yeah but you still got to play them

and you don't really ever beat them

[true moss]

real 💀

[wild summit]

They gunning for your division

[merry ginkgo]

Packers is our main rival stay out of it

[violet ginkgo]

Yeah he riding more for the Vikings than our team

[dim nymph]

I’m trying to cope

[wild summit]

I wouldn’t be cheering them on

[strong rover]

They beat the 9ers so they're good y'all they avenged us

[dim nymph]

HEY

Packers are my second team

[wintry plaza]

@strong rover BUT you still have to play them

[strong rover]

Packers is everyone's rival 💀

[wild summit]

Yesssss

[dim nymph]

Another sack

[karmic osprey]

You guys can also get your revenge in December

[dim nymph]

me when I lie

[strong rover]

I have accepted that they're winning our division no need to fight this

[wild summit]

Defense is saving my sanity

[merry ginkgo]

It's fine as long as we keep you shut out for the entire game

[dim nymph]

Facts

[violet ginkgo]

During halftime them texans might as well get back on the bus

[dim nymph]

honestly

Yall are the coolest people I’ve met

[wintry plaza]

at this point

it's ver

[dim nymph]

I’m scared of the other fans

[merry ginkgo]

Can't do thay

[potent kindle]

it's only week 3 lol

[thorny sail]

Why did we even run it lol

[wintry plaza]

just get ready for next week

[wild summit]

Ever hear bout the tale of the Minnesota Miracle

[dim nymph]

They might call me bad things in my DMs

[devout harness]

wheres my 1k application

[merry ginkgo]

They lost yardage

[wintry plaza]

And yes texans fans are among the best fans

[dim nymph]

I’m not sure what’s going on in our players heads rn

[wild summit]

Scriptwriter bout to lose a limb if the Strouds lose like this

[wintry plaza]

Texans, Vikings, Lions, Bucs, AND Saints

[devout harness]

even the vikings special teams eating rn

[wintry plaza]

but saints fans do get a little nasty

[dim nymph]

Would’ve been common sense to take the fair catch

[merry ginkgo]

Tom Grossi would be Pleased

[wintry plaza]

not our fault they do it to the cowboys

[wild summit]

That or his house gets deleted

[violet ginkgo]

80 yard td to diggs real quick

[strong rover]

Xoxo

[potent kindle]

despite my trolling, i don't hate anyone here

[dim nymph]

Stroud masterclass in coming

[honest anvil]

BK HAVE IT YOUR WAY!

[merry ginkgo]

Tom Grossi will be pleased since we defeated the strouds and also depressed because we are 3-0

[wintry plaza]

@strong rover we can already guess the worse fanbases

[pliant cave]

YOU RULE!

[wild summit]

Don’t count us out!!! 🤘🏼

[violet ginkgo]

Vikings fans yall be eating burger king?

[wintry plaza]

One of them is the cowboys

[wild summit]

Well come back stronger

[merry ginkgo]

No

[wintry plaza]

obviously

[violet ginkgo]

U get 100 nuggets for 5 bucks

[dim nymph]

Cap

[thorny sail]

Guys

[wild summit]

Stroud bout to cook a masterclass halftime speech

[wintry plaza]

@violet ginkgo where?

[honest anvil]

LETS GOOO!!!

[thorny sail]

Giants are beating the browns 21-7😭😭

[dim nymph]

I tried this a couple years back they denied me immediately

[wintry plaza]

that's a good deal

[violet ginkgo]

In Minnesota

[dim nymph]

You’re lying

[wintry plaza]

@violet ginkgo oh

[merry ginkgo]

I meant I'm not eating BK because they don't exist here and they wouldn't be open

[dim nymph]

DANIEL JONES MVP RUN

[wintry plaza]

but by the time you get them they're cold

[merry ginkgo]

SACK

[true moss]

SACK

[wintry plaza]

this game is over

[merry ginkgo]

Drain the clock

[wintry plaza]

it was over before it began

[dim nymph]

love when our offensive line gives up

[karmic osprey]

Andrew Van Ginkel such a dawg

[merry ginkgo]

Because this half is over

[true moss]

W

[violet ginkgo]

How much nfl water boys get paid

[dim nymph]

Let’s go find out

[wintry plaza]

ok but viking fans will have to cool down

[light phoenix]

fr man, dude got good hair too

[violet ginkgo]

🫣

[wintry plaza]

cause they still have to play like 14 more weeks

[merry ginkgo]

Well its half time

[wild summit]

Demeco finna have a talk with the O line

[wintry plaza]

and they are the vikings

[dim nymph]

I need someone to play the Vikings on madden rn and beat them for us

[wintry plaza]

they're as cursed as us

[violet ginkgo]

Yeah this game over man

[thorny sail]

Vikings gonna viking

[pure kettle]

Congratulations Vikings you win nfc north

[karmic osprey]

Fr 😭

[merry ginkgo]

And besides we won't be in US bank for a couple of weeks after today

[violet ginkgo]

Let me find out the broncos better than the texans

[hollow smelt]

every year man

[honest anvil]

The goats worked 📜🖋️

[dim nymph]

Nono no

[strong rover]

NGL man you're the first sane texans fan I've seen in this chat

[wintry plaza]

vikings, saints, literally who, and seahawks are winning the nfc

[pure kettle]

I’m just glad it’s not the lions or bears I can actually not hate the Vikings

[wintry plaza]

it's a good season

yes literally who

[dim nymph]

saints been shocking me this year

[wintry plaza]

eagles and cowboys are both lolworthy

[strong rover]

Eh at least lions can be a wild card

[dim nymph]

Back
To back 40+ games

[light phoenix]

yall dominated this half, vikings might be goated ngl

[thorny sail]

Saints are at halftime

Winning

[wintry plaza]

@strong rover as a fan of this team since birth

[thorny sail]

3-0

😭

[wintry plaza]

I have to be sane

[limber heron]

Where Stroud?

[dim nymph]

3-0 against the eagles?😭

Igy

[thorny sail]

Yes

[wintry plaza]

I will not be a cowboys fan

because I have class

[wild summit]

Texans HEB commercial ain’t restoring my happiness rn

[limber heron]

Replying so I remember to

[violet ginkgo]

Im expecting a come back

[dim nymph]

Could never

[wary arch]

hopefully o line wakes up second half

[wintry plaza]

At least the astros are still good

hehe

.....

[dim nymph]

I just got a Hyundai ad bruh😭

[wary arch]

the rockets are gonna be good this year too

[strong rover]

Cowboys be overrated but they're winning their division

[wintry plaza]

@wary arch true but they need more time

[dense tinsel]

texans locker room chat be like: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

[wintry plaza]

and I don't know how much they'll pay green or big al

[strong rover]

NFC East is a joke though

[wild summit]

Nah, it finna be “Livin on a Prayer”

[analog zinc]

is my goat jjetts cooking or what

[wintry plaza]

is jalen green worth an extension?

[wary arch]

green is prob getting a big contract

[dim nymph]

so yall got any plans after the game?

[strong rover]

I meant east haha

[wintry plaza]

@wary arch I mean I would rather pay sengun more

[strong rover]

NFC north best division

[little crystal]

To only be down 2 scores with how horrible the texans looked I guess is a bright side. They need to lock in and tunsil needs to get his head checked. He ok?

[wintry plaza]

and have an actual big man running this team

[strong rover]

Too bad the bears are butt

[dim nymph]

Second half can only prove so much for us

[bronze dock]

vikings best home field advantage in the league

[orchid compass]

Vikings run the league

[strong rover]

Yeah vikings and lions

[wintry plaza]

vikings and saints are on top

[little crystal]

Chiefs and packers man

[dim nymph]

Yeah he scored the second TD

[wary arch]

i still believe in us if tunsil is benched

[light phoenix]

for sure

[wild summit]

What if this is the Texans plan? What if we want to shock the nation and comeback from the ashes and Diggs gets the game winning TD?

[wintry plaza]

WE GET ANOTHER saints and vikings rematch probably

it if all holds up by the end of the season

[dim nymph]

can we not be delusional right now 😢

[wintry plaza]

@hollow canyon playoffs

probably

[strong rover]

Sounds about right

[bronze dock]

in terms of false starts and delay of games the crowd noise has caused vikings stadium tops them

[dim nymph]

Especially this year, gonna be good

[strong rover]

Sure buddy😂😂😂

What if Caleb Williams becomes the goat QB at the end of the season and the bears win NFC north

[wintry plaza]

now I will say this

[potent kindle]

cursed timeline

[karmic osprey]

I would cry

[wintry plaza]

and we are talking football

[wild summit]

I have to have hope, it’s the only thing keeping me together

[wintry plaza]

but the chargers and seahawks could also upset someone's parlay

[dim nymph]

If Caleb does that, I will eat a raw egg

[strong rover]

Do y’all see the browns getting beat by the gaints

[dim nymph]

Yeah I heard

[wintry plaza]

caleb isn't looking good

[wild summit]

GB is beating Titans 🔥

[wintry plaza]

he better pick it up

[latent kindle]

dolphins are buns Seahawks win

[wintry plaza]

we don't need the colts winning

[dim nymph]

Colts are winning by a TD

[wild summit]

Bears need to lock in and beat the Colts

[dim nymph]

Caleb needs to wake up

[strong rover]

The browns and Bucs are destroying my bets

[warm walrus]

we just need a score after halftime

[wintry plaza]

even if the bears win it would still put them in 4th

colts need to lose this

[dim nymph]

nah yall are by far a great team

[wintry plaza]

also AR is not that guy

[strong rover]

I really want his garbage streak to continue ngl

[dim nymph]

You’re literally stopping our offense

[vocal wasp]

I hope bears lose the game… I only say that cause of NFC North

[wintry plaza]

no that vikings defense is scary

[strong rover]

We could blow out the chiefs and all of the other good teams and they would just make excuses

[dim nymph]

Daniel jones MVP run

[wintry plaza]

anyone with a brain can see that

[dim nymph]

Right

[wintry plaza]

ALSO most of these vikings defenders WERE texans

so we are to blame for this

[devout harness]

ok daniel jones comeback tour is real or nah?

[wintry plaza]

somehow someway the texans made the vikings better through trades

[strong rover]

Vikings being goated this season is insane

[vocal wasp]

Only really there D Line

[hollow hound]

You guys got some good pieces from us as well your offensive coordinator was a Viking

[wintry plaza]

them getting greenard was the deal

it was the game changer

[dim nymph]

These Richardson and Caleb stats are a nightmare

[wintry plaza]

@hollow hound true but I wish we still had greenard

he's a beast

[wild summit]

That would be a nightmare for Perna and Grossi

[strong rover]

We don't need the chiefs in another sb 😭

[dim nymph]

True, we also built up our defense too

[hollow hound]

Indeed

[wintry plaza]

we do not need the chiefs again

[devout harness]

all these 1pm games are lopsided rn

[wintry plaza]

give us something new GOODELL

[dim nymph]

We don’t need them to three peat

[wintry plaza]

even if it's the vikings-chargers

I would watch that

it would be the superbowl

[dim nymph]

I would watch anything but the chiefs

[merry ginkgo]

Falcons beat KC and they can't win super bowl due to curse

[strong rover]

How about vikings vs chargers

[light phoenix]

in a perfect world, they'd be 0-2

[hollow hound]

Honestly the one match up I kinda wanna see this year is Vikings saints

[strong rover]

Please don't let chiefs win AFC

[dim nymph]

We gotts rewrite history

[wintry plaza]

in a refless world

[lean thorn]

I speak for everyone when I say We don’t want another Taylor Swift Bowl 🗣️

[merry ginkgo]

True

[wintry plaza]

the chiefs would be 0-2

[dense tinsel]

HOW CAN THE TEXANS COME BACK?!?

[merry ginkgo]

I also speak up

[little crystal]

Just watch

[wild summit]

“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today”

[wintry plaza]

the texans won't come back

[orchid granite]

[wintry plaza]

but if they do someone @ me

[strong rover]

Cowboys would be the worst team in the league

[dim nymph]

Hey

Relax

[wintry plaza]

@dim nymph if they do @ me

I want to believe but our oline is so bad

[little crystal]

I revoke your texans fan card

[wintry plaza]

and their defense is so good

[velvet hinge]

LAMARY TUNSIL NEEDS TO STOP 😭😭😭

[strong rover]

I know man
Lions went for the kneecaps though

[wild summit]

We must have faith

[wintry plaza]

@little crystal but the vikings are so good

[wary arch]

eagles and texans both scoreless

[robust spade]

✅

[little crystal]

They are but they only up 2 scores with us killing ourselves

[wintry plaza]

at least we have the jags next week

[dim nymph]

I got you

[wild summit]

Anyone can comeback 2 scores

[orchid compass]

BREAKING: Stefon Diggs requests trade at halftime

[wild summit]

That’s what the game is for

[little crystal]

Exactly

[wind marten]

I seen enough put money mills in

[wintry plaza]

@little crystal also if the texans don't cut tunsil after this season it's a waste of money

[dim nymph]

Right

[wintry plaza]

caleb williams should not be starting

[dim nymph]

Put diggs at QB

[wintry plaza]

honestly

[devout harness]

diggs qb

[little crystal]

I agree if he doesn't get his act together. Season after season and it seems he never learns and consistently kills drives

[strong rover]

Illinois population is plummeting because bears fans are ending their lives

[wintry plaza]

@hollow canyon no but then they maybe win one

and that would be bad for the tank

[wild summit]

If Case was not in IR, he would ball

[orchid compass]

Defense and special teams carried Caleb Williams

[wintry plaza]

lol

@little crystal they paid him good money to be mid