#Week 3: Texans vs Vikings - Sunday, September 22

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vocal wasp
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Yeah!

waxen inlet
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deal!

vocal wasp
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šŸ’€

waxen inlet
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denver needs to hire me as gm

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this shit too easy

dawn pendant
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Well our oline is bad

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Besides tunsil

vocal wasp
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We got a lot of sacks against the 49ers somehow it was pretty funny

hallow schooner
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they will lmao
They lead the league and Houston's already given up 7 sacks in 2 games
O/U 4.5 sacks taken for Stroud

hallow schooner
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yea hopefully

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but I wouldn't be shocked if they hit 5

vocal wasp
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I expect Flores to put a lot of pressure this week

hallow schooner
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Greenard will hit his old QB at least once and I hope he is merciful

rustic zinc
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Flores is clinically insane and I'm so glad he's on our team

latent flare
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i think if the texans win here they can go far

severe vigil
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Stroud boys for life

vernal hearth
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JJ McCarthy has the same amount of pass touchdowns as Caleb Williams, Jayden Daniels, and Bo Nix.

But the Liberals will tell you he's a bust...
DON'T LISTEN TO LIBERAL MEDIA

tidal schooner
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Caleb really ain’t a bust

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CJ giving bro advice, but he wasn’t giving him the ā€œlil broā€ advice. He just wants him to succeed in the leagues playing against their opponents

dawn pendant
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I still got faith

tidal schooner
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Same

west terrace
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the advice? "get a better oline"

tidal schooner
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I believe Bryce Young is good, he’s just in a REALLY horrible team

west terrace
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his mental is shot, especially after seeing everyone drool over stroud

vocal wasp
west terrace
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and being on a bad team, cant see him being any good for a while

tidal schooner
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Suck at 2022
Good through 2023

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I’ll do say that the Bears have a good defense. Just the offense that is in need of a work that would get Caleb killed in game

west terrace
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trade dj moore for picks , draft an oline

tidal schooner
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Probably best choice right here, DJ Moore is a good player

dawn pendant
west terrace
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how? they just benched him for a 35 yr old

tidal schooner
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Haven’t seen that guy since he played for the Bengals. He was the starter QB when Deshaun was playing for the Texans

west terrace
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the red rocket may give them a win (not this week tho)

tender spade
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andy is kinda nice tho

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also im pretty sure he is the red rifle

west terrace
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same diff (you're right i think lol)

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red rocket sounds funnier

warm walrus
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skol

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looking forward to a great game

tender spade
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same i wanna see this offense against flores defense

west terrace
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i think this is the game of the week

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lowkey

warm walrus
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no jinx but vikings are undefeated vs texans

tender spade
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not like its been that many games

tender spade
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not like ravens cowboys where they let the saints and raiders walk all over them

sly zenith
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i kinda want vikings to win

west terrace
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the GEQBUS will not be denied

warm walrus
sly zenith
# warm walrus based

as an lsu fan i love jefferson. also sam the only qb i will never have hate for.

warm walrus
sly zenith
tender spade
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bro still rooting for sam darnold after what he did with the jets

warm walrus
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Darnold didn’t ruin the jets

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the jets ruined Darnold

west terrace
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that wasnt his fault, those jets teams were dysfunctional lol

tender spade
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ik im tryna make him switch

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jets are so ass

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maybe not this year

warm walrus
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who knows

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they’ve found rhythm

sly zenith
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not sam

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zach was on zach

tender spade
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i actually miss zach wilson not being a starter

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last season was amazing with zach wilson

sly zenith
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i do not. zach had some bad throws even with a clean pocket

tender spade
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thats the best part

warm walrus
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mike white is one team away from completing the afc east gauntlet

west terrace
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cant believe the dolphins got rid of mike white

sly zenith
tender spade
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mariota was more fun to watch

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ridder was just sad

warm walrus
west terrace
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judo tua wasnt surviving

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though he took himself out tbf

warm walrus
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multiple actually

river ruin
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Texans HoustonTexans

fossil summit
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YEAAAAAAA HoustonTexans

rustic zinc
hallow schooner
gentle rose
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We almost had a blake bortles vs case keenum super bowl

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Nick Foles made itšŸ’€

candid gorge
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First

spiral tangle
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I LOVE JUSTIN JEFFERSON

candid gorge
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First

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Nobody worried about the Vikings shut up

wintry plaza
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Need a career high game from cade

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or Tank

subtle solstice
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SKOL

wintry plaza
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also you're welcome viking fans for beating the bears for you

sly zenith
wintry plaza
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true but we'll take it and this game

sly zenith
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Maye should not start for the pats

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That oline is so bad

wintry plaza
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He isn't starting

sly zenith
wintry plaza
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pats fans are jumping the shark

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if they aren't careful they'll become the new jets or browns

sly zenith
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The 1969-2022 Lions i would say

wintry plaza
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doesn't help that the wr corp is so bad and they have no actual offensive scheme

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I mean if I were a afc east fan I would just let it ride, cause god forbid the patriots not have any success

sly zenith
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No oline, no WR, rookie HC. They have to start with something in the offseason and it has to be Tackle

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Will campbell in the draft would be good for NE

wintry plaza
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he would but I don't really know who does the drafting for the pats

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so I can't say whether they would go for him or draft some player they don't really need

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they can't be as bad as belichick

sly zenith
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Don’t do what the bengals did

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Don’t pass on the more important position

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Chase also wants more than what Jettas is getting.

wintry plaza
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he's not going to get it there

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and whoever overpays him, I can't imagine if it'll have a good turnout

sly zenith
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On another note the ravens might start 0-3

wintry plaza
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as long as it's not the chiefs

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thanks bills

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Ravens will start 0-3 and the steelers will start 3-0

sly zenith
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Chase is still under contract for like another year so it doesn’t matter yet. He just wants more than his best friend

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This ravens team is not good so far. Only thing thats saving them is the fact that pits schedule gets insanely hard.

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Bengals not being as good helps too

candid gorge
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Bro get out of here

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This is Texans vs Vikings

sly zenith
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Game doesn’t start yet

candid gorge
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Ok

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Go to the Bengals channel or something

sly zenith
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No

candid gorge
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Yes lil bro

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Nobody in this channel wants to hear about the bengals

sly zenith
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No

candid gorge
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Bro wdym no

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This has nothing to do with the Bengals

sly zenith
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Me n jay were just talking a bit of football šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø

candid gorge
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Clown boy

sly zenith
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Oh no! Someone was talking about football in a football discord server 😱😱

candid gorge
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Go to general then

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This is for Texans vs Vikings

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You have a Bengals channel

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Stupid

sly zenith
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Dudes mad that two others were chillin. Couldn’t be me

candid gorge
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No it just dumb

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You 🦄

sly zenith
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Ik its dumb to get mad over two people chillin šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø

candid gorge
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Use ur 🧠

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Nobody worried about a goofy like you

sly zenith
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You seem to be

teal hatch
candid gorge
wintry plaza
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alright i'm back

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I don't know why that was censored

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but alright

sly zenith
wintry plaza
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the colts and bears defense was no joke

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i'll give props to them for controlling nico for as long as they could

sly zenith
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Yeah but caleb gave you guys a ton of chances to score more than 19. Defenses get tired after a while of carrying and incompetent offense

wintry plaza
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that and the fumble

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if they don't fumble it at the goal line that game is busted open

sly zenith
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Me n a buddy saw williams film that game and the three worst throws me made was ironically with good pass protection

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It was painful that he missed some really easy throws when he had a clean pocket

wintry plaza
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If we can contain darnold like that we might have a chance

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but it's going to be rough cause he's not THAT bad

sly zenith
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Problem is that the vikings oline is much better than the bears so it will definitely be harder to get as much pressure. Gotta hope Stingley can hold Jefferson

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Darrisaw is taking away one of the edge rushers

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Hunter or Anderson

wintry plaza
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going to need some luck in this one

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doesn't help that it's on the road

sly zenith
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As an LSU fan, i know how good stingley is. I also know how good Jefferson is. Grab your popcorn

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Stingley was also apart of that legendary 2019 team

wintry plaza
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On the other hand

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we could also have a high scoring game

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I feel like offense wins this one

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but I have to wait and see the injury report

sly zenith
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True. Its hard on who i want to win this game as i have ties with both teams from my college

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Oh no

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Commanders are playing bengals.

wintry plaza
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the nfc east could have ONE team in the playoffs with a negative record

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as is the norm

sly zenith
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That whole division is mid

wintry plaza
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yeah but if it's the commanders

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I WILL watch that

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just to see what would happen

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it would be a break from the eagles/cowboys mediocrity

sly zenith
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Yeah its tiring seeing the same two teams make it. Commanders have to for all of our sakes

wintry plaza
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don't forget you have the broncos next week

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so you get the bye

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bo nix will probably get benched halfway in

ashen notch
wintry plaza
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on that note if saquon becomes a terrible trade for the eagles

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I guess they need to fire sirianni

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or just start from scratch

ashen notch
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I hope saquon does good cause he's in my fantasy šŸ™šŸ˜­

wintry plaza
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the one player that broke fantasy........derek carr

ashen notch
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Alvin Kamara

wintry plaza
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on the other side of that is anthony richardson and uh trevor lawrence

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for anyone that drafted tlaw

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shame

ashen notch
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jags honestly should fire pederson

naive nova
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Jags should honestly sell the team

ashen notch
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nah the panthers fr lol

wintry plaza
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if andy dalton can't score in the next game

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then maybe they need to fire everyone

ashen notch
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fire David tepper

burnt mist
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Go Vikings

strong rover
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Skol

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Vikings gonna stomp em

main steppe
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we are going to lose

strong rover
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No we’re not homefield advantage and we. Beat the 49ers who were better

merry ginkgo
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Good morning

latent kindle
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this is my pick for upset of the week

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gimme 26-23 vikings

pale fog
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Diggs better not get booed

still sinew
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mixon bette play

ashen notch
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mixon might play

strong rover
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Diggs should be booed

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If the Vikings lose I’m gonna be po’d

ashen notch
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texans have a good defense

strong rover
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I know it will be tough

warm walrus
keen sand
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Cj 400 pass yd game incoming

grave dove
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darnoldbros stand back and stand by!

strong rover
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No are defense is too good

dawn pendant
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We just need stroud to finally be him

dawn pendant
strong rover
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Typo

keen sand
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Sam darnold is not like that I swear 😭

dawn pendant
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Idk how much pressure we'll be able to force

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We have good front 7 but vikings have good oline

vocal wasp
keen sand
vocal wasp
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The game was only very close because of that fumble by Jones

keen sand
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The game was only close cuz we turned the ball over twice

granite loom
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yea and if my grandmother had wheels shed be a bike

dawn pendant
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I'm sad brevin jordan is out

strong flint
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I can understand fans being very confident in their team

rich remnant
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Easy dub

dawn pendant
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Not easy

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We never can have an easy game

rich remnant
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This is also true

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I think we take care of business by 10+

radiant moss
merry ginkgo
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Wake up vikings fans

rich remnant
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Go back to sleep

dawn pendant
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I'm hoping stroud can be him

merry ginkgo
rich remnant
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Fine we’ll put you to sleep Sunday safe an sound

merry ginkgo
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Good luck with that

rich remnant
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Don’t worry Sam will go back to his old ways this week @merry ginkgo

merry ginkgo
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The point is that guess what when he was at panthers guess what no great receiving weapons, Jets no receiving weapons, 49ers he was 2nd string, Vikings have Receiving weapons

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Just pin it in your mind

dawn pendant
merry ginkgo
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Just saying the facts

dawn pendant
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Why would I want sam darnold to be on the top of my mind

merry ginkgo
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But now since Darnold have weapons he can use he is solid

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Um Vikings fans a little help here

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I'm being surrounded

strong flint
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Looks like we’ll just be missing mix and dp sunday

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if either of them plays I’ll be massively surprised

merry ginkgo
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Either way this game will be a really good game as it's the reason it's called game of the week

dawn pendant
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I'm upset because I don't get the game because the packers play

merry ginkgo
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That's what you get for living in Wisconsin

dawn pendant
merry ginkgo
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If we defeat you we will defeat them

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Am I clear

dawn pendant
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Idk because division games are always tough

merry ginkgo
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Fair enough

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But I'm treating this game as a good gentleman and show good sportsmanship

dawn pendant
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Hopefully azeez al shaair doesn't punch anyone again

merry ginkgo
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What?

dawn pendant
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Our starting LB punched a bears player last week

merry ginkgo
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Oh god

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That's uncalled for

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It's either your offence remains cold or we have superior defence

tender spade
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did he get fined for that

dawn pendant
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Yes

merry ginkgo
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He should of gotten suspended

dawn pendant
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Maybe we will see some British brooks if mixon and pierce out

dawn pendant
merry ginkgo
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At least we have a casual falcons fan here

merry ginkgo
tender spade
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what

merry ginkgo
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You can't support 4 NFL teams

burnt mist
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I’ll cry if we lose

merry ginkgo
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You are insane

tender spade
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i got multiple ties to them i gotta

burnt mist
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I live in La so I’m a fan of the chargers and rams, I have an aunt who lives in New Jersey so I’m a fan of the jets and giants, her ex husband who’s my uncle lives in buffalo so I’m a fan of the bills. My dad is from Kansas city so I’m a fan of the chiefs, my mom is from San Francisco so I’m a fan of the 49ers, I’ve been a day one eagles fan and my dad owns some of the packers! I AM NOT A BANDWAGON!!!

tender spade
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brah lmao

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its not that bad

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i was originally a pats fan cuz i lived in new england

hallow radish
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Pick one and move

merry ginkgo
tender spade
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but then i got to know a falcons player and got invited to go to multiple of their games

merry ginkgo
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Lucky

tender spade
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bengals are totally bandwagon tho ngl

burnt mist
merry ginkgo
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OMG

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Also screw green bay

tender spade
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all my homies hate the packers

blissful tulip
merry ginkgo
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Nah son

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Even more people are thinking the Vikings will defeat the Texans

blissful tulip
merry ginkgo
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Oh we will eventually

burnt mist
blissful tulip
merry ginkgo
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Lucky for you wouldn't have a super bowl if Brady didn't play for you guys

blissful tulip
pastel hollow
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Bastketmball

merry ginkgo
pastel hollow
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Basketmball

merry ginkgo
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Um I'm going to ignore you because you are a weird person

tidal schooner
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Will and Danielle haven’t got hurt which surprised me

merry ginkgo
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It's so 50-50

inner mountain
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fax not like vikings didn’t have jordan addison, hockenson, 1 qtr without jj

merry ginkgo
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It'll definitely not be a blow out

tidal schooner
# merry ginkgo It's so 50-50

Really is, so I’m assuming this game is gonna be close similar like how the Texans went against the Colts and Bears

dawn pendant
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I think if texans defense can do good

devout bane
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.

strong flint
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Vikings are not the favorites what 🤣

merry ginkgo
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We'll soon find out who wins on Sunday 2 hours from now

ashen notch
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texans defense might clamp up the vikings tbh

dawn pendant
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It'll be more like 5 hours on sunday

strong flint
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Minnesota’s OL isn’t that good

merry ginkgo
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The game starts 2 hours from now and it's more realistic saying it like that

strong flint
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average to below average

strong rover
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Well well well.

merry ginkgo
strong flint
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huh

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šŸ’€

merry ginkgo
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Even the 49ers head coach is impressed by his scheme

strong rover
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Enough to get the job done

merry ginkgo
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I'm getting some sleep

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Being an Australian NFL fan is tough

strong flint
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IDL is good as well

strong rover
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Idk if you’re thinking the same

vocal wasp
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All I can say is this game is going to be close

merry ginkgo
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We'll see who's superior on Sunday but I can't argue right now so see ya

vocal wasp
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It comes down to which defense plays better at this point I think

strong rover
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O’Neill is athletic enough to win against Will Anderson

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Darrisaw’s technically sound to handle 1 on 1s on an island against Hunter

vocal wasp
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He already would’ve practiced with Danielle last year so he would already know how he plays

strong rover
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Also true

tulip moss
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I love stroud

misty halo
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Bars

river ruin
ashen notch
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I picked up their defense In fantasy

river ruin
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Yessirr šŸ¤˜šŸ¼

vocal wasp
limber heron
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just 2 more days until gameday

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oh sweet at least reactions still work here. honestly these gameday threads are going to be the best part about this server

wary arch
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yo

rich remnant
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H-TOWN

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And we’re boxing J Jettas this Week to mark my words

limber heron
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good luck

bronze lantern
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Bro saying Goodluck like his quarterback ain’t Sam darnold

limber heron
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a toaster could throw a ball to JJ his routes and catching are that clean

vocal wasp
bronze lantern
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You actually think they going give him time to throw the ball

modest isle
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I need nico collins to go off bc of fantasy

bronze lantern
modest isle
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Huh??

limber heron
strong rover
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so many vikings fans

bronze lantern
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They are truly pathetic

strong rover
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???

bronze lantern
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Relying on a WR

strong rover
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they're better than yall all time

bronze lantern
limber heron
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there are a ton of vikings fans I don't get it either

strong rover
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then why are you talking

rich remnant
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Lmao

bronze lantern
rich remnant
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Why you talking they just beat you bums @strong rover

bronze lantern
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Fax

strong rover
limber heron
strong rover
strong rover
rich remnant
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A little yeah @strong rover

strong rover
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why are you tagging me

bronze lantern
strong rover
limber heron
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what I'm hearing is I need to become a vikings content creator doge_cool

strong rover
limber heron
bronze lantern
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I’m talking about celebrity wise

limber heron
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me

bronze lantern
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No troll shi

limber heron
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Justin Jefferson

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The semi-finalist for the Golden Bachelor

bronze lantern
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…..

strong rover
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idk

bronze lantern
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Tf is golden bachelor

limber heron
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Kirk Cousins lived there for a bit you heard of him?

bronze lantern
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Sounds like fun

limber heron
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But yeah I agree MPLS flies under the radar a lot. Hidden gem imo

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love parts of Houston too

dawn pendant
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Nico

karmic osprey
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Hyped for this

muted veldt
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test

rich remnant
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34-12 Texans

vocal wasp
rich remnant
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No I don’t Sam darnold will do that himself 🤣🤣 @vocal wasp

vocal wasp
rich remnant
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He’s been average just made a few good throws

vocal wasp
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Obviously you haven’t watched the Vikings games

rich remnant
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I’ve watched an I’ve seen him make a few good throws to win both games

bronze lantern
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Bro what if Sam come out the game playing like BradyšŸ’€

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Ima actually off myself

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Jokes

dawn pendant
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We can make bad qbs look great

bronze lantern
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Zach Wilson still gives me nightmares

dawn pendant
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And desmond ridder

karmic osprey
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Will Diggs cook us in his return to Minnesota

bronze lantern
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Yes

ashen notch
bronze lantern
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Or it might be Nico

dawn pendant
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Nico is our best wr

bronze lantern
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Thank god I’m not a panthers fan tho

karmic osprey
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Texans are honestly so tuff hate that we have to play yall but womp womp

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It will be fun

bronze lantern
karmic osprey
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Stroud has been a dawg

bronze lantern
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Nah

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He been bs

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I need him to drop 500 passing yards

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Or maybe another 400

rich remnant
bronze lantern
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I say diggs go for 40+ this game

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Receiving yards

rustic zinc
limber heron
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49ers fans said the same thing last week

karmic osprey
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Idc about allowing yards

bronze lantern
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Hey istg if the Vikings come out playing like the 2001 ravens ima end it all

rustic zinc
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Tbh I'd actually be happy allowing a lot of passing yards because that would mean we have a big lead

bronze lantern
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Wait y’all have cash man now

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Wtf

karmic osprey
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Yo they really had 430 yards of offense on us

bronze lantern
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Ah man

karmic osprey
rustic zinc
karmic osprey
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And I mean they’re literally a super bowl team so i dont really mind anyways

hallow schooner
vocal wasp
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As long as we win I don’t care how many yards you put up

hallow schooner
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Dude our line needs to step tf up

rustic zinc
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I think that whoever wins, there's gonna be a lot of sacks this game

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Probably at least 8

bronze lantern
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What happened to that rookie running back we picked up?

latent flare
heady blade
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Jawhar Jordan?

blissful sphinx
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A lot of these rookies are in bad situations with their teams

latent flare
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this is a horrible year to be a rookie

blissful sphinx
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It's stupid that they have to start playing at an elite level right away, but the teams that picked rookie QBs don't have the luxury of sitting them

bronze lantern
rustic zinc
bronze lantern
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Y’all rookie is out for the szn ain’t he?

rustic zinc
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Yeah

bronze lantern
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I was really hoping to see him play

burnt mist
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Go Vikings

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I will die for my country of Minnesota

bronze lantern
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….

vocal wasp
blissful sphinx
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Especially with how he's playing

hallow schooner
hallow schooner
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what

bronze lantern
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They waived him

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Brooks should get some burn huh?

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This week

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At fb

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Heard they got Cade getting first team reps at TE

hallow schooner
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yea probably
With no 3rd TE Brooks will probably be blocking a lot

burnt mist
willow lake
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Nico ATTD is free

limber heron
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Skol

trim timber
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I miss kirko chains in min

vocal wasp
hallow schooner
digital pebble
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Yo

grave plover
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starting Stroud and MN defense in fantasy so I can't lose

hallow schooner
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Addison, Pace and Turner listed as OUT for the Vikes

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We’ll see who misses time for Houston

bold elk
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whats good with my Skolmies

coarse spear
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ā€œWR Justin Jefferson (quad) is off the injury report and good to go Sunday vs. Houston.

WR Jordan Addison (ankle) and edge Dallas Turner (knee) are out.ā€

proud jacinth
tranquil dew
proud jacinth
valid moth
#

Imagine Minnesota wins again

crude stump
#

Yo @odd stag get in here

valid moth
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Also I like how there's no slow mode here from the looks of things

hallow schooner
odd stag
#

K?

burnt mist
#

Go Vikings

dawn pendant
alpine mulch
#

skol!

bold elk
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MinnesotaVikings Skol!

hallow schooner
#

Mixon is probably out though

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Might be a long day on the ground

thorny sail
#

Ivan pce

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Noooo

hollow smelt
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im praying our d can clutch

karmic osprey
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Bro

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So many revenge games in this game

burnt mist
#

I will die for my country of Minnesota

dawn pendant
#

It looks like mixon is doubtful

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Pierce out

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And patterson and scruggs questionable

burnt mist
dawn pendant
limber heron
#

our D has done a great job getting rid of explosive plays

dawn pendant
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If we're just missing our rbs

hallow schooner
#

Dude one of Scruggs or Patterson must play

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Preferably Scruggs

dawn pendant
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Hopefully

river ruin
dawn pendant
#

Is Kendrick green 3rd string center?

hallow schooner
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Pretty much

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They would swing him out even though he’s supposed to be LG2

wintry plaza
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so uh

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jefferson is in

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I need joe to lock in

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yes

limber heron
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i like to hear that. hope mixon is in too

hallow schooner
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If he does play he’s likely super limited

wintry plaza
#

pierce is out

coarse spear
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Texans also listing Dameon Pierce as out, putting RB Cam Akers in line to start Sunday’s game vs. his former Vikings team.

wintry plaza
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so they'll either play akers

coarse spear
wintry plaza
#

or

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they give uh

coarse spear
wintry plaza
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brooks some snaps

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@coarse spear same mindset

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I'm sorry

dawn pendant
#

Or dare ogunbowale

wintry plaza
#

@coarse spear but would you even want pierce in?

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?

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he's struggled the last couple of seasons

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of course he's out, but even if he was in

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how am i a clown?

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I'm right

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wait isn't your rb hurt?

coarse spear
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Akers is starting

hallow schooner
wintry plaza
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of course the chiefs fan has no rebuttal

flint wraith
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Akers was pretty good in the preseason. don't really wanna see pierce starting

hallow schooner
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I’d have been happy with how Akers did against the Bears if not for that fumble

wintry plaza
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no that was mixon

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@hallow schooner that was mixon

safe sequoia
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No it wasnt

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british brooks starting tho take notes

hallow schooner
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It literally wasn’t

wintry plaza
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yes it was

safe sequoia
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on the 3 yard line

wintry plaza
#

@safe sequoia let me watch the replay

hallow schooner
#

Go to the ESPN play by play bro

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1st & Goal at CHI 4
(6:38 - 4th) C.Akers up the middle to CHI 4 for no gain (A.Billings). FUMBLES (A.Billings), RECOVERED by CHI-K.Byard at CHI 3.

safe sequoia
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mixon has 0 fumbles on the season bro

wintry plaza
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Oh it was

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@subtle basalt you've been in here and have said literally nothing

hallow schooner
#

Just block and move on

wintry plaza
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go back to bandwagoning on the other general

flint wraith
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he's trolling. just ignore him, he'll go away

wintry plaza
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blocking doesn't do anything

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and yeah it was akers mb

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still not sure why they didn't pass it there

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again mb

safe sequoia
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Cause we up and wanted to waste time and also score

wintry plaza
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true

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but they were stuffing the run

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all game

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the run worked against the colts cause that rush defense is bad

hallow schooner
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Akers had been decent up to that point

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7 touches 32 yards

spring wagon
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Ivan pace is out 😮

dawn pendant
#

Texans

warm walrus
#

skol

wintry plaza
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the strouds are uneasy

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we shall see

strong rover
#

We Shall Skol

hallow schooner
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Should be a good game

karmic shell
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If slowik calls a good game it shouldn’t be close but as of rn he’s rated second worst on first down play calling it’s been bad

dawn pendant
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Yea he's overrated as a coach

karmic shell
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Feels like he gets bailed by stroud a lot and forces them into way too many third and longs

winged horizon
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Balls

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No pace Addison or turner

pastel elm
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texans boutta get smacked fr

winged horizon
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Hope so

strong rover
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I hope so

winged horizon
#

Jinx

strong rover
#

I know I wanna see stroud get crushed

hallow schooner
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damn bruh what did he do

ember flume
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not happening chieftain

somber isle
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If CJ doesnt throw for atleast 300 yards against that sorry ass secondary ill be dissapointed ngl

somber isle
dawn pendant
somber isle
#

start of the year has been iffy but its been 2 weeks and we are 2-0 who cares

dawn pendant
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If he gets hired we probably promote jerrod johnson to OC and hire case keenum as the qbs coach

somber isle
#

I feel like we can beat the vikings pretty easily, the only challenge will be if they decide to keep cj in the pocket

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outside of the pocket cj is up there with the best no doubt so constantly blitzing wouldnt be the smartest ngl

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which the vikings tend to do

strong rover
#

I just want the tears of the CJ fans

somber isle
#

And i'd be surpised if sam even passes for 200 yards

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combined with our top 10 run d so far

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it should be a minimal challenge as long as our offense does well

hallow schooner
somber isle
#

their offense is little to no threat against our defense

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im expect texans win 24-13

hallow schooner
#

also don't disrespect the Vikes

somber isle
#

No disrespect, I just think they get a reality check now

hallow schooner
#

They soundly beat the Niners

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who are on a similar caliber to Houston

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It could be us who gets checked on Sunday

ripe breach
#

Nah

hallow schooner
#

obv I hope not but we barely beat the Colts and Bears

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Made a lot of mistakes in those games

ember flume
#

you’re right…we do need to clean it up a bit

rich remnant
#

Can’t wait to run these bums off the field

valid wind
#

Finally got tickets to the game! Should be a good one. I think this all comes down to Cam Akers of all people

mystic light
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The amount of former Vikings on the Texans is wild

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Goes both ways

dawn pendant
#

We have the Minneapolis miracle duo

valid wind
mystic light
royal hedge
#

Nico Collin’s

mystic light
fluid flower
#

We're gonna cook

lean thorn
mystic light
lean thorn
amber sail
#

Darnold gonna cook

hallow schooner
#

Yea this one should be close by most metrics if both teams play cleanly

valid wind
strong rover
mystic light
#

Missing*

strong rover
#

Also I’m going to the game so I’m hyped

mystic light
#

So I think you guys most likely win

lean thorn
mystic light
#

Cool fact, this could also be the first Texans win against the Vikings

fluid flower
#

We might be missing our center and his backup šŸ’€

mystic light
#

Alll time

mystic light
lean thorn
#

Center is probably most important besides QB

fluid flower
#

Not if we gotta use some bum on the practice squad

mystic light
fluid flower
#

Center is like QB of the oline bro

mystic light
#

Anyway, this game is like the biggest tossup game I can ever remember

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Absolutely not the slightest clue who’s gonna win

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I’ll give the Texans the benefit of the doubt though so I’m not disappointed

fluid flower
#

Will Anderson and Danielle hunter will combine for 5 sacks I fear

hallow schooner
valid wind
errant lintel
#

Jettas gonna cook stingley

valid wind
#

Went LP, LP, then DNP

lean thorn
valid wind
fluid flower
patent slate
#

Ass

valid wind
fluid flower
lean thorn
#

Dude that tripped Kirk 3 times last season by stepping on his foot

lean thorn
valid wind
fiery schooner
#

Texans win 24-21

lean thorn
#

Both leave 2-0-1

primal drum
#

Should be a great game

hallow schooner
#

Dude these DL groups are going to eat

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4-5 sacks each

bronze lantern
strong rover
#

SKOL

bronze lantern
burnt mist
somber isle
#

miss cashman

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Azeez is abt a 1 to 1 replacement though

hallow schooner
#

Cashman’s apparently been worth every dollar

somber isle
#

lil bit more rough

somber isle
bronze lantern
hallow schooner
#

Sadly we didn’t sign Al-Shahir to be 1:1, we signed him to be an upgrade

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If he’s 1:1 he ain’t good enough

somber isle
bronze lantern
#

And we have harries coming bac in a couple weeks

somber isle
#

henry t was a suprise breakout for me

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i was not expecting him to be good

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he is excellent in the run game

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pass game has questions tho

hallow schooner
#

I was
Eventually

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DeMeco loves his Day 2-3 LBs

somber isle
lean thorn
somber isle
#

he is forsure good though

bronze lantern
somber isle
#

i feel like yall did overpay him a bit tho

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to be a edge 2

bronze lantern
#

Tototo is tough tho

bronze lantern
somber isle
#

im glad we didnt bring him back for that price

lean thorn
bronze lantern
#

He showed out last szn for us

somber isle
#

avg is very versatile

lean thorn
#

We got him on a steal

somber isle
hallow schooner
radiant star
#

texans fans yall lucky to get mixon take good care of him

somber isle
hallow schooner
somber isle
#

i feel like mixon can be our rb this year and next year maybe

bronze lantern
somber isle
#

after that he prob wont be any good

somber isle
#

we wanted to secure him

bronze lantern
#

But to think they would trade him?

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That’s a dumb trade

somber isle
hallow schooner
#

Nah they wanted to move on and didn’t want to pay him

lean thorn
#

Tbh idk why Pack pretty much handed us Aaron Jones

bronze lantern
#

Omg

hallow schooner
#

And he’d been just ok in Cincy those last 2 years

bronze lantern
#

Y’all do got jones

somber isle
#

jones is getting older and if u can tell

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the packers are a young team

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prob wanted young pieces to build around love

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and aaron jones has some health issues

lean thorn
radiant star
somber isle
somber isle
bronze lantern
somber isle
#

yall should just trade tee ngl

lean thorn
somber isle
#

draft a wr round 1 next year

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move on from tee

hallow schooner
#

As long as they keep 1 it’s cool though

bronze lantern
somber isle
lean thorn
radiant star
bronze lantern
#

Chase want more money then he should have

somber isle
#

why are the commanders playing on mnf, noone wants to see the bengals blow them out

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jets vs pats all over again

hallow schooner
lean thorn
bronze lantern
#

Bro ain’t even touch top 10 szn

somber isle
#

and he needs to get paid

lean thorn
#

Jefferson Missed 7 games and still dropped 1k yards

radiant star
bronze lantern
hallow schooner
#

Damn :/

somber isle
#

for the texans tho

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fatukasi is looking rly decent

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and mario edwards wow

bronze lantern
#

Faxxx

somber isle
#

was not expecting him to do good

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cant wait until denico autry comes back

bronze lantern
#

It’s going be wild this szn

radiant star
hallow schooner
#

Nah they gotta get a pay raise after this

somber isle
hallow schooner
radiant star
#

yea cam lowkey underrated

burnt ravine
#

It’s gonna be a great game!

placid fog
#

Texans fans just join cowboy nation

hallow schooner
#

why

placid fog
#

Why not

hallow schooner
#

because our team is currently on the upswing and yours is set to decline

sturdy snow
#

JJ getting locked by Stingley and Lassiter

hallow schooner
#

and also we have more playoff wins since 2002 when both teams started being active

sturdy snow
karmic osprey
placid fog
clever meteor
#

I root for the media damnit

clever meteor
#

(In other words i have texans in 4)

placid fog
#

lol

hallow schooner
#

understandable though
must be tough being in Baltimore territory this week though

placid fog
#

Nah Texans fans dope asf

radiant star
#

whats yall super bowl predictions

clever meteor
hallow schooner
placid fog
#

Yeah lol yall rebuild was masterful

placid fog
hallow schooner
#

eh idk man
got a piece or two in each of those 21 and 22 drafts and then swung for it in the 23 offseason

#

It took more than a year

clever meteor
#

As a jets fan i rightfully declare...
We will go 7-10 again and jet it

hallow schooner
#

and tbh we may still be ass if we hadn't won that game against Indy in 2022

#

We'd probably have taken Bryce Young and not traded for Will Anderson

karmic osprey
#

Coach Smith is a legend for that

hallow schooner
#

Lovie Smith 🐐

valid wind
chrome steeple
#

Mixon's out, Pierce is out, Brevin's done for the year, is it over bros...

hollow wolf
#

sam darnold fake it till you make it

severe storm
floral saddle
#

Final score 34-17 Texans

#

sorry but Vikings ain’t winning

gentle rose
#

Bruhhhh

#

Vikings by 7

brisk siren
#

Nah Texans winning by a fg

muted flume
#

SKOL

brisk siren
#

That happens 😪😪

tawdry ferry
#

Ahahahahjaha

chrome steeple
fluid rover
#

we're cooked wallahi

#

we got like 10 starters injured

#

u vikes lucky

thorny sail
#

With vegas

fluid rover
#

how

thorny sail
#

Betting odds

fluid rover
#

no mixon, no nico

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or is nico playing now

karmic osprey
thorny sail
#

no addison, no pace

fluid rover
#

who?

karmic osprey
#

Didn’t hear the Nico injury

thorny sail
#

no hockenson no nothing!!

#

pace disrespect crazy

fluid rover
#

idk he didnt practice last i saw lemme google

thorny sail
#

hes a goated linebacker

fiery cape
fluid rover
#

😿

karmic osprey
#

Ok we still gotta face Stroud Diggs Tank dell

fluid rover
#

we'll see should be good game

#

looking forward to it

karmic osprey
#

Texans are my second favorite team honestly

#

Dont get it twisted tho not cheering for anyone but us

fluid rover
#

wtf i cant post links

#

bruh

karmic osprey
#

Yeah L

fluid rover
#

Stephania Bell ESPN
Texans RB Joe Mixon (ankle) is listed as Doubtful; expect Cam Akers to get the nod.
WR Nico Collins and TE Dalton Schultz both off the game status injury report.

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guess nico is good 2 go

#

cam akers starting 😳

karmic osprey
#

Dalton Schultz healthy too !

fiery cape
#

I fw hockenson, he a dog

fluid rover
fiery cape
#

Mixon already probably out

chrome steeple
#

Vikings bros blood pact to make the Bears pay?

tepid smelt
#

what up gang

#

how we feeling about this week

karmic osprey
#

Mixed feelings

royal urchin
#

i'm just glad we only have three players on IR but not sure how we'll do against houston's offense

somber isle
chrome steeple
#

Bold to assume the script isn't in for a Chiefs Threepeat

#

I don't trust the league enough to let us truly ball out

somber isle
#

theres no script lol

kind heath
#

Cam Akers is gonna rewind the clock

karmic osprey
#

We love Cam Akers

hushed gust
#

Cam Akers 120 yrd game

#

My goat

wise bronze
#

The strouds got to win

strong rover
#

Vikings blow out coming up

karmic osprey
#

Delusional I see

orchid granite
#

we got this

#

i think

craggy mason
#

Eagles would have won

strong rover
#

Vikings might win

strong rover
#

Didn’t even face chiefs šŸ’€

agile otter
strong rover
karmic osprey
strong rover
#

Are we winning without pace, Addison and Turner?

glacial palm
#

I believe!!

karmic osprey
#

Yes

strong rover
#

i mean mixon is out

#

so thats a plus right

orchid granite
glacial palm
rustic zinc
#

Tbh I have no idea why our resigning of Akers fell through

karmic osprey
rustic zinc
#

Did he fail his physical?

glacial palm
strong rover
#

if we beat the texans, we can beat abyone

#

anyone

glacial palm
#

Yeah

rustic zinc
#

What if we win by 2 on a walkoff safety in OT

glacial palm
#

That’d be crazy

orchid granite
#

i genuinely would not be surprised

mint vale
#

On everyone’s life the Vikings winning

strong rover
#

Danielle and diggs might go off

agile otter
karmic osprey
#

Nah he chill

agile otter
#

if yall fr think sam darnold can beat this defense yall are more delusional than the cowboys fans šŸ˜‚

karmic osprey
#

And aaron jones

agile otter
#

justin jefferson vs stingley?

rustic zinc
agile otter
#

and on the other side lassiter?

karmic osprey
#

Jefferson only gets shut down when hes double teamed

rustic zinc
gleaming star
#

hi

karmic osprey
inland isle
#

Whopping that ass on Sunday

flint atlas
strong rover
buoyant lily
dense cloak
#

Lets be honest Texans gonna smash em

random panther
hallow schooner
copper blaze
strong rover
# karmic osprey Delusional I see

The Vikings completely outclassed the team that might be the best in the league, but you don’t think they can blow out a team that barely beat the Colts and Bears

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Let’s be real the Texans have two close wins one by a team that got dominated by Malik Willis and the other one by the Bears

river ruin
#

its the beginning of the season. I'm not too worried about the Texans YET

little crystal
#

Texans by a million

feral bronze
#

SKOL

gentle star
#

Texans suck

hallow schooner
merry ginkgo
#

That is why the Vikings should be favourites but of course we are the underdogs again

proper imp
#

Screw the Texans

frail dagger
#

I won the game yall

arctic haven
#

Texans by 100

#

Vikings will get exposed harder than deshaun Watson

strong rover
arctic haven
#

Ok

strong rover
arctic haven
#

Buddy the season just started

strong rover
arctic haven
#

We’re 2-0 that’s all that matters

#

Vikings ain’t shi y’all are pretenders

lime galleon
#

yo

strong rover
arctic haven
#

colts are not below average but aight

strong rover
merry ginkgo
#

We just defeated one of the NFC best defences

arctic haven
#

never said the Vikings suck

merry ginkgo
#

Good

arctic haven
#

It just won’t last the whole season

merry ginkgo
#

Because I'm looking forward to this game

strong rover
merry ginkgo
#

A win here means that we are not pretenders

strong rover
#

So saying a team ain’t shi* isn’t saying they suck 🤔🤔🤔

arctic haven
#

nah they’re just mid not trash

#

ur acting like they’re contenders that’s why I said they ain’t shi

merry ginkgo
#

Okay

#

A win here means that we are

strong rover
hallow schooner
#

Hey man
I probably shouldn’t be awake rn to argue this since it’s late asf and we should all be asleep but I will
On paper, I believe that Houston has a slightly better overall roster

arctic haven
#

much better roster

hallow schooner
#

Nah

#

Vikings line is underrated

merry ginkgo
#

I'm not supposed to be asleep right now

strong rover
hallow schooner
#

Give em credit where it’s due

merry ginkgo
#

It's 6:14

#

PM

hallow schooner
#

Oh you’re in Australia
Checks out

#

But anyways

arctic haven
#

bruh all I’m saying is they’re pretenders

merry ginkgo
#

You checked my bio didn't you

merry ginkgo
strong rover
#

I’m cool with you Texans fans but this guy Lennox is an idiot

hallow schooner
#

Yea I had to

arctic haven
#

maybe they will be good but it will take more time

#

ok then šŸ˜‚

hallow schooner
#

But let’s be fr
Houston has made a lot of mistakes in the first two weeks of the season, and that’s why those games were even close
Against the Colts Jimmy Ward basically gave up two TDs to AR, and against the Bears Tank dropped a sure TD and Akers fumbled another away
That’s a two TD swing per game

strong rover
#

I mean bragging about barely beating below average teams then saying a team that dominated a team then beat one of the best teams in the league ain’t shi* is insane

hallow schooner
#

tbf the Giants are the Giants and the Niners were down like 3 of their top offensive guys

arctic haven
#

exactly bro if u watched the games u would see that bears game should’ve never been that close