Week 3: 49ers vs Rams - Sunday, September 22

[olive wyvern]

9ers fans and 9ers haters

[red sphinx]

cause i paid them not to

[sharp wagon]

Why 💔🫱🏼

[red sphinx]

they were needed in broncos raiders

[dusk echo]

rams defence so ass they rlly made this midget look like prime brady 💔

[olive wyvern]

Kyler is very talented, maybe the most "talented" qb in the NFC, but he hasn't put it all together yet

if he does, watch out

[tawdry spindle]

go 49ers

[olive wyvern]

Cardinals on their way if they keep having good drafts

I blame more of the issues on Kliff than I do Kyler

[dusk echo]

only geno is worse than bro 😭

[azure canopy]

Respect K1?!?!

And also I’m talking about Marv not K1 lol but cook

[dusk echo]

He's good, not great sadly 😭

[olive wyvern]

I'm not referring to the intangibles, I'm referring to K1's talent and the combo of throwing and running

[olive wyvern]

nfc not nfc west

Kyler's intangibles are week, but his talent is up there

[olive wyvern]

even at that, NFCW is the best QB division lmao

[dusk echo]

ambiguity

[olive wyvern]

his ability to throw deep, scramble, move outside the pocket and extend plays, those things

[dusk echo]

His size at the quarterback position is worrisome and yes there are small successful quarterbacks that have succeeded in the nfl such as Brees and Wilson, but Murray’s talent level is not near them

[olive wyvern]

his size doesn't matter much at all

his footwork is good enough to give him constant vision

he doesn't have the russ/hc issue

[olive wyvern]

Truest thing I ever read

No context

ofc a chiefs fan would say this

I’m a cool one though

[red sphinx]

can u do 7 backflips in a row

[olive wyvern]

7? Uhhh

Idk never tried:

[midnight ore]

Injury bowl game, I’m getting 2020 flashbacks from this season so far Ngl

[sharp wagon]

@olive wyvern chat died here

[wild dew]

🐏

[red sphinx]

it's cause he didnt do 7 backflips

[olive wyvern]

Hm

[onyx shard]

Fr

[red sphinx]

what if instead of football the niners and rams play connect 4 for the win

[midnight ore]

I’d be down for that

[sharp wagon]

7 backflips

[red sphinx]

fr

[wooden terrace]

sounds fascinating

[olive wyvern]

Front flip easier

Trolling idk

[acoustic coral]

https://tenor.com/view/niner-gang-49ers-gif-14842690114823705732

[red sphinx]

who would you choose on the niners to win the connect 4 game

[wooden terrace]

i'lll be honest i have no idea lol

[midnight ore]

How red are the stands gonna be 😭😭

[olive wyvern]

Chat is all cowboys fans gay?

[sharp wagon]

Where

[olive wyvern]

i was mentioned

[red sphinx]

my brother's friend's cousin's uncle's sister's nephew's son is a cowboys fan and he's gay

[olive wyvern]

That answers my question

[cloud panther]

this a lot of relation

[olive wyvern]

well it's levi's south, you tell me

[midnight ore]

Redder than a blood 💀

[red sphinx]

all black

[olive wyvern]

The niners fans travel well, just not in minnesota

[azure canopy]

Y’all, call me crazy, but I think that Kyle Pitts would be way better in our system than he is currently in the Falcons system (if he played as a WR2 cuz ain’t no way he’s playing starting TE over Trey McBride)

[azure canopy]

Lmk what y’all think

Cuz he’s a great pass catcher

[azure canopy]

Imagine K1, Pitts, MHJ, and Trey McBride all in the same offense man

[azure canopy]

He also probably wouldn’t be too expensive considering how he’s been with the Falcons so far LOL

[olive wyvern]

Kyle Pitts would be great over here in KC

[azure canopy]

Real

The Kelce replacement for when Kelce retires

[olive wyvern]

They’d never send him our way though

We’d have to have him hit FA

[azure canopy]

Yeah

[azure canopy]

A Chiefs vs Cardinals Super Bowl in like 2027 would go crazy

[olive wyvern]

Trent McDuffie vs MHJ

I’m taking my guy 💀

[azure canopy]

Another player I can see us trading for tbh is Thibodeaux (Giants). He may be meh, but he’s very young, has a very high ceiling, and proved that by showing some AMAZING flashes his rookie year 😭

Like honestly

He’d be cheap af too

[olive wyvern]

You guys should try and get James Pearce Jr in the draft

[azure canopy]

Hmmmmmm

HMMMMMMMM

[olive wyvern]

You’d have to do pretty terrible though

Standings wise

[azure canopy]

Our CBs are meh but most of them are very young guys so I’d love for us to get LBs and D-line

[azure canopy]

Or we could maybe trade for a high pick

[olive wyvern]

James Pearce is the best EDGE of the class out of Tennessee and absolute freak

[azure canopy]

I can’t believe this cardinals offense looks this good for the first time since I was a child (2015. The 2021 team collapsed) @olive wyvern

[azure canopy]

Ooooh

[olive wyvern]

Yeah idk draft far away so

[azure canopy]

Our o-line is average too which is good enough and much better than it was just 1-2 years ago when it was arguably the worst in the league 😭

Paris Johnson Jr. was such a good draft pick

I tried sending you a friend request but I can’t @olive wyvern 😭

[hoary thicket]

Joe Burrow would 1v12 tbh

[languid knoll]

cuz he is lol

[fleet sluice]

Anymore??? The game's on Sunday, we got time

[azure canopy]

Eagles and 49ers players to each other: “FUCK YOU! YOU ARE TRASH!”

Marvin Harrison Jr. after having a Randy Moss Thanksgiving performance vs the Rams: “Aye man I just run my route, Kyler throws it to me, and I make the catch that’s all.”

[sharp wagon]

Yes

[zenith siren]

whos gonna win the hospital bowl

[red sphinx]

brock purdy is the niners quarterback

[red sphinx]

fake news!!!

[sharp wagon]

Lmao

[small berry]

I still don’t believe the lions lost that I think that was worse than 13 seconds tbh

[tacit yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kansas-city-chiefs-mecole-hardman-jr-chiefs-chiefs-super-bowl-champs-2024-chiefs-win-gif-7304901682142570467

[minor widget]

Right (I am down horrendously)

[red sphinx]

u 3 hours late buddy

[minor widget]

Smh

[sharp wagon]

Lmao

😭🫱🏼

[rich thunder]

Rams are cooked

[sharp wagon]

Rams and 49ers don’t have any key Players besides fred Warner

@golden cloak

[stoic quest]

Niners win 69-2

[red sphinx]

2 1 point safeties

[stoic quest]

I like the way you think

[sharp wagon]

😭😭

@fallow kayak U said u eat whag

[fallow kayak]

i aint eat shit

[molten reef]

injury bowl.

[fallow kayak]

[sharp wagon]

Cats and dogs

[fallow kayak]

I do not eat cats nor dogs, I just saw someone say 49ers fan do that 😭

[sharp wagon]

😭🙏🫱🏼

[modest sorrel]

Hi

[spare edge]

ok

[spare edge]

w game

[meager agate]

wya ninersbros

[river tartan]

yo

[red sphinx]

no

[dawn rapids]

I think i'll tune on this game

[empty furnace]

participant of a defense that is coming off of a 500 yard allowed game

[modest sorrel]

Respect Hoecht Island

[spare edge]

hi

[midnight ore]

Why he look like Elijah wood ?

[finite delta]

We gave up a 97 yard TD pass by Sam Darnold. Kyler Murray’s at least a starting caliber QB

[brittle sedge]

Kyler didnt really need to lift a finger most of the game. Conner was bullying the dline

[finite delta]

When does Feliciano come back? Brendel sucks

[brittle sedge]

I have no idea but we need bro badly 😭

[finite delta]

We need a healing spell for this team

[azure canopy]

The Rams need it more

[midnight ore]

Mckivtz does as well, we should drafted another tackle

[finite delta]

The best ones were gone. I wanted Suamataia but bro looks raw out there

[midnight ore]

I wanted to trade up for Rosengarten 🥲

[finite delta]

The UW tackle?

[olive wyvern]

every election year we get cooked

we might get a draft pick out of this tho

[finite delta]

We made the Super Bowl in 2012 tho

[olive wyvern]

under shanny, obviously

[azure canopy]

Me begging us to trade up for Travis Hunter next NFL draft cuz we need a CB like URGENTLY 😭🙏

[finite delta]

Granted we likely would’ve won had we pivoted back to Alex Smith

[midnight ore]

Yeah

[midnight ore]

It’s said he’s gonna play WR in the league

[azure canopy]

Damn then nvm

[finite delta]

2020 was an anomaly. Literally the MRI truck team plane and home stadium wound up on IR

[azure canopy]

There’s that one dude from Ohio State and another from ECU who are great CBs too

[midnight ore]

Who knows he could be an outlier and play both

[olive wyvern]

who needs CBs, rams?

[midnight ore]

Denzel Burke

[azure canopy]

Yep

[olive wyvern]

ya

lol

[azure canopy]

He’s good too

[olive wyvern]

cb classes has a giant skill gap it looks like

rams better keep losing games if they want a good corner or they'll be stuck with a day 2 guy

[azure canopy]

We need a CB and an edge

[midnight ore]

What do you guys think is gonna happen to the panthers

[azure canopy]

I want us to trade for Reddick

[olive wyvern]

don't.

locker room cancer

[azure canopy]

True

Hmmmm

It really sucks that BJ Ojulari is out for the season

[brittle sedge]

Kittle, Ward, and Bosa are questionable man wth

[river tartan]

49ers reactions outnumber rams reactions significantly

[midnight ore]

can’t lie I’m actually jealous of the cardinals draft class this year

[azure canopy]

First time anyone has said this about the Cardinals ever

[brittle sedge]

Battle of who can not get injured the most

[olive wyvern]

TF?!?

news to me

[azure canopy]

Yep

[river tartan]

hi JJ

[olive wyvern]

damn i'm sorry man

[midnight ore]

Got my favorite prospect in MHJR and Trey benson

[river tartan]

oh different JJ

hi anyways

[olive wyvern]

cards should hire the best developmental coaches possible, then hire a bunch of straight athletes on defense

[midnight ore]

Wsg

[azure canopy]

Who is the first dude

Oh nvm

I read it wrong

I love MHJ

[river tartan]

I need a 49ers win for my fantasy

but if either team wins it wouldn’t ruin my day

[azure canopy]

You saw how MHJ made Tre White look like Swiss cheese last Sunday @midnight ore? 😭😭

[midnight ore]

Tre white is washed that’s why

[azure canopy]

True but still

What a game he had

[midnight ore]

He looked lost against the lions as well

I won’t be surprised if the cards win the west

[azure canopy]

Eh nah cuz y’all exist

We aren’t ready

[midnight ore]

We (niners) fall due to injuries and boom you guys capitalize

[azure canopy]

Our best CB is Sean Murphy-Bunting 💀

[midnight ore]

Didn’t the niners cook him last year 😭

[azure canopy]

I think LMFAO

[finite delta]

Niners and Rams have been hit with the injury bug and Seattle’s 2-0 cause of a soft start

[midnight ore]

It’ll happen trust🫡

[midnight ore]

Really soft games to start the season I wouldn’t take them seriously

Especially after what we saw tonight

[finite delta]

I’m not. I didn’t take them seriously going into the 2020 playoffs and they got embarrassed by John Wolford at home

[azure canopy]

Yeah tbh they are meh

[river tartan]

for sure

[midnight ore]

https://tenor.com/view/mid-meme-aew-mjf-mjf-meme-mid-gif-11983703810991326806

[river tartan]

it’s really difficult for the rams to beat the 49ers no matter the circumstances

[midnight ore]

Seattle is forever Mid

[midnight ore]

McVay Shanahan that’s why

[finite delta]

They did beat us in the battle of the backups last season

[river tartan]

yeah

but to be fair

they had wentz and puka

the 49ers had backups

[midnight ore]

Meaningless game

[midnight ore]

I think mooney ward was playing for a drive

[river tartan]

mooney is underrated

but

jordan addison exposed him

[midnight ore]

Sorta

Who calls cover zero before halftime 😭😭

[finite delta]

That’s more on Steve Wilks for running a literal repeat of Carr to Ruggs for the win in 2020

[azure canopy]

The one and only BOB

Aka Bill O’Brien lol

[midnight ore]

Steve “cheesehole” Wilks

[azure canopy]

Fr

[finite delta]

The defense equivalent of Arthur Smith or Matt Canada

[midnight ore]

That would be the old packers DC

[finite delta]

I nicknamed him Chocolate Joe Barry

Cause they called the old Packers DC Vanilla Joe Barry

[brittle sedge]

Defense this year has been solid its just the offense can't capitalize

[midnight ore]

We really fumbled the Aiyuk saga

Also with no cmc it’s been a huge toll on our offense

[azure canopy]

Yeah

[midnight ore]

So we have:
Aiyuk being ass from holding out
Deebo injured
Kittle might be injured
CMC on ir
Pearsall got shot
Trent held out
We legit just got purdy, Jennings, and mason
(Hopefully cowing gets some reps on Sunday)

Also Eli Mitchell is out for the season

Jake Brendel is ass so is Mckivitz

[olive wyvern]

The season is over

[modest sorrel]

Can’t wait to watch our third stringers battle it out 😌

[grim swallow]

This game out here looking like a pre season game w all these injuries

[hexed ocean]

banks and burford aren't great either

[azure canopy]

Real

[azure canopy]

At least y’all have depth

Same can’t be said about us

💀💀

[hexed ocean]

tbf as long as kyle shanahan and sean mcvay are at the helm, it could be rosters full of only third stringers and it would still probably end up being a more entertaining game than your typical TNF one

[river tartan]

gannon is such a good coach

eagles probably miss him greatly

especially with fangio now

[hexed ocean]

put some respect on juice's name

[azure canopy]

Their fans treated him like shit #NeverForget

[river tartan]

never forget

don’t take things for granted

[hexed ocean]

if sirianni gets fired in one of the next seasons and then goes on to have a successful career elsewhere, eagles fans will be nuclear mad

[olive wyvern]

Better than Kyle

Do you think sirianni will get fired?

[hexed ocean]

kelly, pederson, sirianni... eagles fans are not content unless they're running guys out of town

[river tartan]

how does Shanahan keep getting away with falling short when it matters most

[hexed ocean]

probably not this season no matter what, but if they somehow miss the playoffs this year and then follow it up with a bad season next year that could do it

[olive wyvern]

https://youtu.be/WvDwQHGfdlg?feature=shared

[hexed ocean]

because he keeps putting us in positions where we can fall short. getting so deep in the playoffs so consistently is a phenomenal feat in its own right

[river tartan]

preferably before the bye week maybe

[olive wyvern]

I don’t know man, he should’ve been fired in 2021

[river tartan]

exactly, he can win playoff games and forget where he stands

[hexed ocean]

basically the only seasons where a shanahan team wasn't in the playoffs was when the team was omega injured

[olive wyvern]

Also remember, Kyle’s play call also injured Purdy in the 2022 NFCCG

Putting a backup TE to block Hassan Reddick

Kyle is the weak link of the team

[hexed ocean]

speaking of reddick, he's probably never going to play a single snap as a jet

[midnight ore]

Serviceable not everyone can be an avenger

[midnight ore]

Forgot about him

[languid knoll]

burford is replaced lol

[olive wyvern]

And Kyle isn’t the only coach I’d fire

[hexed ocean]

only if they have solid guys on both sides of them simultaneously. even then, they'll still get penalties that call back big plays

[midnight ore]

I got timed out for saying we’re Basiclly f’d

[olive wyvern]

I’d fire McCarthy, McDaniel, Saleh, and McDermott

For underachieving

[languid knoll]

bro u do realize on any play anyone can get hurt right? it was a freak injury

[midnight ore]

Puni is an avenger in the making

[olive wyvern]

Kyle should’ve thought twice than to put a backup tight end on one of the top pass rushers

[hexed ocean]

kyle is one of the best coaches in the game right now and firing him would mean we learned literally nothing from the gym hardballs years. he's literally the driving force behind the modern wave of offense, fire him and he could name his next job

[river tartan]

Dolphins shouldn’t have extended McDaniel

[midnight ore]

Isn’t crazy how we’ve produced 3 nfl coaches

[olive wyvern]

These “freak injuries” happen more frequently in the Shanahan era

Shanahan’s scheme has a lot to do with the injuries

[river tartan]

what coaching tree is more successful

[languid knoll]

like what?

[river tartan]

McVay

or Shanahan

[olive wyvern]

2018 and 2020 seasons we were playing our JV team

[languid knoll]

it’s a play that’s worked before. injuries happen. if ur so concerned quit watching

[midnight ore]

All from the bill Walsh coaching tree I think

[olive wyvern]

He got Trey Lance hurt treating him like a fullback

[hexed ocean]

the extended kyle shanahan tree has more than just those current head coaches, and several more lower tier coaches around the league that are climbing the ranks. it's quickly becoming mandatory that you need SOMEONE in your organization that's from the tree or you're falling behind

[olive wyvern]

Kyle never invests in the o line. So you can point to him when injuries happen

[languid knoll]

2020 was now shanahans fault? not the fact a global pandemic caused the cancellation of training and mini camps as well as preseason which saw MULTIPLE teams deal with injury crisis?

[olive wyvern]

You don’t need his coaching tree

[midnight ore]

Klint kubiak is going crazy in NO

[languid knoll]

we had a top o line in 2019-2021…..

[olive wyvern]

2018 they fired an entire medical staff. Then in 2020 the same issues happen

[midnight ore]

It’s a copycat league

[languid knoll]

so ur choosing to ignore context…..again

[olive wyvern]

Shanny’s scheme doesn’t work in big games against defensive masterminds

[brittle sedge]

Isnt he the oc?

[midnight ore]

Realistically how open is our window

[hexed ocean]

2 games, 15 drives, 15 scores is just insane. I don't expect them to keep it up but doing it against the cowboys certainly lends him a lot more credibility than doing it against the panthers

[midnight ore]

Yeah

[olive wyvern]

Look at how McVay folded against Belichick

[midnight ore]

Yup

[olive wyvern]

Kyle folds against Flores and Spags and Schwartz

Kubiak will have the same issues

[midnight ore]

It’s like fools gold

[brittle sedge]

Shit if Shanahan shits the bed this season I wouldn't be too upset if we get Kubiak. Hes ballin

[olive wyvern]

I want Ben Johnson more

But Kubiak wouldn’t be bad

[midnight ore]

I think we should keep Shanahan for a long long time

[hexed ocean]

the question is misleading because the way we've built isn't a traditional open-shut-rebuild cycle. the windows bleed into each other and transition without a rebuild, because of how top heavy we've set our talent. the cycle can end if drafts dry up for too long, but otherwise one window "ending" just turns into a different one.

[languid knoll]

u keep bringing this up and yet have committed absolutely zero research on the subject. u keep saying 1-10 as if schwartz isn’t the one whose played him 10 damn times

[river tartan]

eh

[finite delta]

Sirianni?

[midnight ore]

People like Shanahan don’t grow on trees

[wicked jetty]

What’s the chat about

[olive wyvern]

George Seifert lasted 8 years, won 2 SBs, still got fired

[brittle sedge]

Im not so sure on him anymore

[midnight ore]

Just talking about the niners

[finite delta]

Didn’t Seifert retire?

[olive wyvern]

Kyle is in his 8th year and has no rings

[olive wyvern]

Eddie D pushed him out

Like kinda how Harbaugh left

[wicked jetty]

Oh the least inferior team in the NFL

[languid knoll]

nor does majority of the league. what’s ur point

[wicked jetty]

Yall tried, I guess

[finite delta]

In hindsight that started the downfall

[hexed ocean]

at the end of last year people were aghast that dennis allen wasn't fired, and considered him a top hot seat candidate for this year. kubiak is singlehandedly saving his job lol

[olive wyvern]

We’ve had the best overall roster in the last 4-5 years and no rings

[midnight ore]

There’s a lot of coaches that are still hired just cause they won a super bowl a decade ago

[hexed ocean]

would be a lot better if they just gave each team its own channel, but the mods are spread too thin as it is

[wicked jetty]

Probably because your coach is a fraud

[olive wyvern]

They’ll fire Dennis and make Kubiak the HC

[olive wyvern]

I know

[languid knoll]

again a lot of teams have had good rosters and can’t get the job done. i ask again what’s ur point

[midnight ore]

Nice rage bait

[languid knoll]

seriously i’m amazed at how ungrateful niner fans can be

[finite delta]

Didn’t your coach lose 4 straight NFCCGs and a Super Bowl?

[olive wyvern]

But our roster is more talented all around. Most teams with that talent find a way to win 1

[hexed ocean]

eventually, probably. I don't think it happens this season, but allen would have been fired this season if kubiak didn't come along

[languid knoll]

welcome to the nfl kiddo

nothing is linear

[olive wyvern]

That’s more what they should do

[wicked jetty]

Didn’t our coach develop a generational QB talent and conduct a dynasty?

[midnight ore]

Carr would’ve still looked like his old self without him

[hexed ocean]

lmao people quickly forget that andy reid was kyle shanahan before kyle shanahan... and only stopped because of kyle shanahan

[olive wyvern]

Andy Reid is making a case to be the GOAT

[odd path]

Ur coach lost 27-3

[wicked jetty]

Our team was hot garbage before we got reid

[finite delta]

Excuse me?

[olive wyvern]

Cause he was much more successful without Mahomes compared to Belichick without Brady

[odd path]

He will never be his father

[wicked jetty]

He turned the franchise 180 degrees

[river tartan]

shanacant win the big games

[midnight ore]

Andy Reid still couldn’t beat Big ol Bill when it mattered

[hexed ocean]

at this point kyle shanahan has proven multiple times over that he should keep his job for basically however long he wants it and he thinks he's doing a good job, steelers-style

[olive wyvern]

If Eddie D was the owner he would’ve fired Kyle by now

Jed York has too much Harbaugh PTSD

[finite delta]

Bill’s still the greatest defensive minded coach

[languid knoll]

yea and yall think we finna be competitors

[olive wyvern]

Grant and Lowell both think Kyle should be fired

[hexed ocean]

imagine if he had chosen to coach the seahawks instead of the chargers lmoa

[midnight ore]

2 NFC Championship wins

[finite delta]

Don’t forget he stopped the 3peat

[languid knoll]

yall do know if we fire kyle that’s gonna be a turn off to a lot of other coaching prospects?

[river tartan]

fair

[hexed ocean]

don't give anything cohn ever says any credence, he's a grifter that admitted he hates the niners and doesn't want us to do well because that gives him more clicks

[olive wyvern]

Kyle shouldn’t be hired. He’ll build the team and then let them down

[finite delta]

I straight up muted that asshole on Twitter

[olive wyvern]

Cohn was SPOT on about Jimmy g

[hexed ocean]

lombardi is just as bad in terms of journalistic integrity (other side of the pendulum swing) but at least his heart is in the right place

[languid knoll]

grant is also a rage baiting bitch who turned on brock purdy before the szn even started last year

[midnight ore]

He’s such a devils advocate person

[hexed ocean]

don't care, doesn't matter

[olive wyvern]

I think Cohn’s Kyle criticism is more than fair

The media is in love with him

[languid knoll]

it’s not

[midnight ore]

Y’all know he’s a niner fan right ?

[languid knoll]

he puts everything on him

[hexed ocean]

cohn could be right about literally everything and you should still ignore him because he's a bad influence on everything

[olive wyvern]

Name one criticism that isn’t fair

[languid knoll]

lol as much as i’m a dodgers fan

[finite delta]

Kinlaw threatening him on livestream was everything

[languid knoll]

grant seems to blame everything on him

[river tartan]

flaws in brock purdy?

I’d say he’s too dependent on the screen

[olive wyvern]

It should be. His decisions have been the reason why we fall short

[midnight ore]

I’m serious he just can’t be biased that’s why he’s doing what’s he doing

[languid knoll]

no he’s doing it for clicks

[olive wyvern]

Jessie Naylor who is a niner fan also blames most things on him

[midnight ore]

Not really

[finite delta]

Jimmy G was the definition of screen merchant

[hexed ocean]

the media loves cohn for the same reason that cohn loves being cohn in the first place; stirring shit on purpose against a popular team drives narratives super easily and makes a lot of money

[olive wyvern]

Who’s a bigger Kyle Shanahan critic? Me or Grant?

I’m critical of a bunch of head coaches

[languid knoll]

i vividly remember him talking about how we needed to move on from brock purdy after only training camp chatter

[languid knoll]

whose the biggest armchair hc? depends on who lacks more ball knowledge

[olive wyvern]

Dan Campbell should be on the hot seat because of the way he costed the lions the NFCCG

[hexed ocean]

relies too heavily on anticipating routes to break and throws into coverage he probably shouldn't as a result, especially in zone

[olive wyvern]

can i have my pic perms now

[river tartan]

so checkdowns

[olive wyvern]

i'm green

[languid knoll]

that’s just west coast

[olive wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/perry-the-platypus-jersey-joe-big-justice-the-rizzler-double-chunk-chocolate-cookie-gif-14558152931091167190

[midnight ore]

Turned around the franchise 180 they wouldn’t fire him just cause of that

[olive wyvern]

karanimal radix nøir collab goes stupid

I’m of the mindset, if you can’t win with them, fire them and find someone who can finish the job

[olive wyvern]

Rob Parker also thinks he should be fired

[olive wyvern]

this is why you're not in an NFL FO

I’m not the only one

[hexed ocean]

the style of route concepts sure but I'm saying he relies too heavily on trusting that his teammate will always beat his man, and as a result often fails to see the defense picking it up

[olive wyvern]

everyone thinks everything, finding someone that agrees with you doesn't add validity to one's take

[wicked jetty]

Can’t wait to be green

[olive wyvern]

Grant Cohn gives good criticism

[wicked jetty]

It’s gonna be great

[olive wyvern]

He is right about what he says

[languid knoll]

that’s why ur not an nfl gm. that much turn around is detrimental to a team

[olive wyvern]

Nick Wright’s criticism is worse

[midnight ore]

Live by the sword die by the sword

[olive wyvern]

that's what he's coached to do in the passing system

burrow did the same thing in his offense in the super bowl run

I am of the mindset of SBOB (superbowl or bust). If you don’t win you’re a failure

[languid knoll]

again

why ur not an nfl gm

[midnight ore]

Mahomes is also a check down artist btw so was Brady

[olive wyvern]

yeah this is why you're not a GM

😭😭😭

Niners have failed under Shanny in my opinion

[river tartan]

bro

[olive wyvern]

how old are you exactly?

[hexed ocean]

granted I'd rather have purdy throwing to nobody because the receiver wasn't able to break, than to have kaepernick stare down his first read while he's triple covered and ignoring the guy open by a whole zip code, then blasting a rocket into his hands that pops it up for an easy pick

[olive wyvern]

I’m not because I’m an emotional fan who wants a superbowl

[languid knoll]

so has every other team not called the chiefs the past few szns

let’s fire everyone

[olive wyvern]

everyone wants a superbowl, but you sound like a spoiled fan

[languid knoll]

fr

[olive wyvern]

Reid and McVay are the only 2 coaches that deserve lifetime security

[hexed ocean]

there are easier ways to say you don't know ball

[olive wyvern]

I wasn’t alive during the 80s and 90s

[wicked jetty]

-#

[olive wyvern]

you sound spoiled

So I lived through the end of the 2000s dark age

[languid knoll]

this mindset means ur 15

[wicked jetty]

They blocked headings

This server is shit

[olive wyvern]

[olive wyvern]

yeah a lot of big servers do

[wicked jetty]

Loonie-esque

[olive wyvern]

That’s what I hear from other fanbases. 2nd place is the worst loser

so this guy is the reason why we get called a spoiled fan base

[languid knoll]

which means u seem to not understand the need for a healthy team culture and stability in order to build and garner success

[hexed ocean]

by the way, I tallied it up and the 49ers team role is the most represented one on this server

[gloomy python]

Hey man @vital kelp i got muted for 24h for sending a paragraph its been 7 hours please unmute me as I would like to engage in conversation with my peers like @ancient timber and @shadow ravine. Thank you

[olive wyvern]

he's of the madden mindset, 100%

[olive wyvern]

We’ve been good for 5 years but it’s important to level up

[midnight ore]

I mean the rams went all in and got one but that’s an outlier just cause they didn’t have to go against mahomes

[olive wyvern]

way too many tiny factors that go into an NFL team that could make or break a season to just say "super bowl or bust"

[languid knoll]

level up how? firing shanahan will turn away a lot of ppl

sorry we had to deal with mahomes

[olive wyvern]

Winning the bowl

[hexed ocean]

49ers, chiefs, cowboys, eagles, bills, ravens, seahawks, packers, patriots, texans are the top 10 in that order

[midnight ore]

I’m not too positive on the packers

[wicked jetty]

how..?

[olive wyvern]

You can point that on Kyle too because he didn’t scout Mahomes and Watson because he wanted Cousins in 2018

[wicked jetty]

There’s 12K members

[midnight ore]

I’ve seen a lot of cowboys fans 🤮

[olive wyvern]

Grant always points that out as to saying why losing to Mahomes isn’t an excuse

[azure canopy]

Wow

Cowboys I’m not shocked by

Texans?!?!

Damn

[hexed ocean]

wdym how? more of them clicked the 49ers in the dropdown when they entered the server than any other role. how else?

[olive wyvern]

The only Grant Kyle criticism I thought was unfair was when he said “Kyle will give Sam darnold a 300 mil contract”

[wicked jetty]

I mean how do you count that many

[azure canopy]

Guessing Cardinals are one of the bottom/least clicked ones

[hexed ocean]

oh, right before I selected my role and was viewing the dropdown, it shows how many members have each role when you hover over them

[wicked jetty]

Oh cool

[hexed ocean]

26th, so yeah p much

[azure canopy]

Damn who is 32nd?

[midnight ore]

How long will this server last btw ?

[wicked jetty]

Idk

[azure canopy]

Not shocked

[hexed ocean]

jaguars, but they're not in last place

[azure canopy]

31st?

[olive wyvern]

It’s gotten to a point where I’d trade all the seasons of being in the mix for 1 superbowl. I love this era and the Harbaugh era for all the classic regular season and playoff victories but I’d trade them all if I could see my team get 1 ring

[vital kelp]

So you're saying you have another account which is still muted so I need to mute this account too?

[wicked jetty]

The mods are already tired of this

[hexed ocean]

there's a "no team" role so there's actually 33 lol

[azure canopy]

Bro ratted out himself I can’t 😭😭

[gloomy python]

no

this my only one

[midnight ore]

I’m guessing 1 day from now it’ll look like 1984 😭😭

[hexed ocean]

the panthers, titans, jaguars, and colts all have fewer members than the "no team" role

[vital kelp]

Submit a ticket

[wicked jetty]

In 1 day it will look like the double counter support server

[gloomy python]

u can see the muted role right there

[olive wyvern]

@thekarnimal you know what I mean?

[midnight ore]

What’s that

[gloomy python]

where

[wicked jetty]

Most strict server Ive ever been in

[wicked jetty]

Fix your muterole

[midnight ore]

No fun league

[olive wyvern]

Did this server open today?

[gloomy python]

yea

[wicked jetty]

Yes

[olive wyvern]

For some reason I thought it existed in week 1

[gloomy python]

that was my ticket\

[midnight ore]

What if this is a social experiment guys to see how NFL fans are 😭😭😭

[ancient timber]

hello there

[gloomy python]

we failed

[hexed ocean]

that's shortsighted. the best way to get in position to win it all in one season is to build a team that can constantly compete in any season, which is exactly what we have

[wicked jetty]

[hexed ocean]

it's not that we can't win, it's that we haven't

[midnight ore]

I love how it’s half serious in here and half talking about the server 😭😭

[wicked jetty]

Where else are we supposed to go

[midnight ore]

No clue

[hexed ocean]

there isn't even a suggestions channel

[ancient timber]

When main chat is 2 minutes we gotta find some other avenues..

[olive wyvern]

It feels like we can’t win cause our head coach gets outcoached by the elites and our QB is not good enough. Now Brock wasn’t the problem, but it’s Pat Mahomes we’re dealing with

[ancient timber]

💀

[hexed ocean]

first thing I'd suggest is having team specific channels

[olive wyvern]

Brock held his own, but normally the better QB always seems to win these type of games

[wicked jetty]

Multiple general channels too

[gloomy python]

old heads at the nfl office expected this to be a place for fans to talk about football wholesomely

they had no idea

[olive wyvern]

Do you think the bills should’ve fired McDermott?

If there’s any bills fans in here or any of you?

[hexed ocean]

and we outplayed mahomes for 6 quarters of the super bowls we faced him in. it's not that we got completely outclassed and didn't deserve to be there. we can win and are built to, we just had misfortunate outcomes.

[olive wyvern]

It sucks that last superbowl we looked like the better team but couldn’t finish the deal

I genuinely left that game thinking we outplayed them for the most part and the timing and other factors just didn’t go our way

[hexed ocean]

other than the eagles NFCCG, in every harbaugh/shanahan season where we made the playoffs, we were still in the games that eliminated us pretty much til the end. we deserved to be there, and there was no reason to believe we "couldn't" get it done

[olive wyvern]

It just sucks when you have so much hope and the game is in your favor and you let it slip away

[hexed ocean]

the thing people often miss is that "choking" carries the implication that the team should have been able to get it done, they were good enough to do it and were in position to. they just failed.

[olive wyvern]

That’s how all of our playoff losses have been

Except the Philly one where we had no healthy QB

[hexed ocean]

shanahan keeps building teams that are good enough to do it and puts us in positions to win. that means he should keep his job until basically forever

[olive wyvern]

I think McVay and Reid are the only ones that deserve lifetime security

Plus we’ve seen the offense be mid before getting CMC

[languid knoll]

this tells me a lot of ur knowledge

1. we were not in good position to pick up either of them and get success. that was a 1 way track to ruining us and their careers

2. the mindset of that time was completely different seeing as how we literally cut majority of the team from the previous szn and started from scratch

[hexed ocean]

less-than-fun fact, that was also the only playoff loss in the last 15 years where the team we lost to didn't go on to win the super bowl

[olive wyvern]

Why not have a dynamic qb though to start with an offensive minded coach?

[hexed ocean]

tfym? even when we didn't have a single top 20 caliber name in the backfield we still routinely had top 10 or top 5 rushing attacks in the league as a unit. that's a hallmark of great coaching if anything is

[languid knoll]

cuz who tf would they throw to?

[olive wyvern]

Hm

[olive wyvern]

That’s valid but I think having a Mahomes wouldn’t have hurt us to build

[languid knoll]

no

it wouldve

badly

it would’ve hurt him more

[hexed ocean]

I think people underestimate just HOW BAD the post-kelly roster was that shanahan inherited. the fact that he turned it around and made the super bowl in his third year with us is nothing short of legendary

[languid knoll]

a lot of ppl don’t realize he needed that time to sit and learn

[olive wyvern]

And we know the Solomon Thomas pick was bad

Hmm

[languid knoll]

yes luci?

[olive wyvern]

I agree with that. Kyle should’ve been COTY in 2019

But after he choked 2019 SB, I’ve felt done with him and lost respect for him

[languid knoll]

ungrateful

holy shit

[olive wyvern]

Falcons fans hate Kyle Shanahan for 28-3

[hexed ocean]

and now kyle will never be COTY again because it's a poorly named award and doesn't actually go to the best coach, it goes to the coach that most exceeded expectations. being in the top 5 constantly every year gives kyle no extra room to win enough brownie points for the award

[languid knoll]

ok

ask if igaf about falcon fans

[olive wyvern]

Even though he made the falcons a contender and made the offense dynamic

[finite delta]

And the Falcons have been irrelevant since

[olive wyvern]

Wow 2 minute slowmode in the middle of the night

[olive wyvern]

I’m just saying they’re justified to feel that way

I hope they don’t intend on keeping slowmode on permanently lmao

And so are Niner fans

[languid knoll]

now tell me what’s happened to them since shanahan left

[hexed ocean]

there's no slowmode in here and both the pace and quality of posting is way better... HMMMMM

[olive wyvern]

They’ve sunk dramatically

[finite delta]

They lost a playoff game to Nick Foles

[olive wyvern]

I’m grateful to Shanahan for giving us hope coming out of the post Harbaugh era

I sometimes forget how the Falcons were one play away from knocking off the Eagles super team

[hexed ocean]

you now remember that the chip kelly niners unironically lost a game to the johnny manziel browns

[olive wyvern]

I do

[finite delta]

That was the Jim Tomsula Niners

[olive wyvern]

i've taken the crown as 9er fan #1 of the server

let's go nøir

I’m glad we’re a relevant contender

[azure canopy]

Nice

[finite delta]

With Chip we only beat the Rams twice and that was it

[olive wyvern]

But it feels a bit wasted if we can’t finish the job

[olive wyvern]

i was but a wee lad at this time

Cause we did many things right except win the big game

[hexed ocean]

I stand corrected. but the spirit behind the point stands, those were some depressing years

[finite delta]

That’s why I’m cautious about badmouthing the current regime

[olive wyvern]

Drafted Deebo, Kittle, Aiyuk, Bosa, Warner, figured out different iterations of the secondary

[olive wyvern]

i was young so my memory of 9er ball from 2014-2019 was beatings from the rams and seahawks every year

[limber meteor]

interested to see cowing cook

[hexed ocean]

a lot of niners fans are not old enough to remember though, that the years between mooch and harbaugh were way way worse than between harbaugh and shanahan

[languid knoll]

that’s the nature of things sometimes

not everyone can win

[olive wyvern]

10x worse

[olive wyvern]

We were 2-14 in 2016

[languid knoll]

that’s competition

[olive wyvern]

ok and?

2000's are called the dark ages for a reason

[olive wyvern]

This was like 2004-2010 right?

[finite delta]

Never forget that OT victory against the Seahacks in 2018

[hexed ocean]

still swept the most important team to sweep 👍

[olive wyvern]

yes

[hexed ocean]

but nah I was talking about more than just record

[olive wyvern]

I thought there was a bit more hope in the singletary years because he created that defense that became great in the Harbaugh years

[hexed ocean]

hope, future, talent, vibes, controversy, dysfunction... the pre-harbaugh niners were a trainwreck

[olive wyvern]

i'm still mad harbaugh was fired

Jed York has cursed our team with that move

[olive wyvern]

It was premature

that's why we're cursed

[hexed ocean]

I'm still mad they let trent baalke get another GM job

[olive wyvern]

it was reasonless

f jed york

f the york family

The way the 2015 offseason went, it was probably better for harbaugh’s case to leave

[hexed ocean]

I thought it was hilarious last offseason how some people were talking up the jags as a possible candidate for harbaugh to go to

like no no no BROOOOO

that had even less chance than kaepernick ever going to the dolphins after he had praised fidel castro

[olive wyvern]

why tf would he go there? he does not want ETN (i love ETN tho)

[icy jasper]

Second win screwed us out of Myles Garrett

[olive wyvern]

i thought he was going to the saints or joining McDonald in Seattle

[hexed ocean]

point is it never mattered what players or draft picks they had, he was not gonna go work for trent baalke again

[olive wyvern]

[olive wyvern]

valid

[icy jasper]

Harbaugh would never have taken an OC spot

[midnight ore]

Fr

[olive wyvern]

i'm surprised harbaugh just lended his brother 2 able bodied running backs

Baalke sucks

[olive wyvern]

you never know

[finite delta]

I’m actually curious if both us and the Browns went 1-15 who would’ve gotten the 1st pick

[hexed ocean]

it would have been interesting to see how richard sherman reacts to news that the seahawks hired jim harbaugh

[olive wyvern]

Depends on who the loss was too

[olive wyvern]

he might have genuinely oozed

[midnight ore]

What’s the current discussion about

[icy jasper]

And did it with Jimmy G at QB

[olive wyvern]

idk what would be worse, this or Pete Carroll in LV (Marshawn)

[icy jasper]

We would have IIRC

[olive wyvern]

that one year we did so bad we got bosa also helped, we sucked bad bad

[hexed ocean]

2018, after jimmy got hurt in week 2

[olive wyvern]

yup

[icy jasper]

Good thing we didn't draft Watson with retrospect

[midnight ore]

Y’all think we winning week 7 ?

[olive wyvern]

that's why part of me is hoping we just straight get hurt completely and stop teasing the hospital ball track

.

[icy jasper]

Also Mahomes wasn't seen as Mahomes at the time, he was a seen as a raw prospect who needed time to develop and might not pan out

[hexed ocean]

nah if having a great season is still in the cards then we should be aiming for that

[olive wyvern]

chief spotted

[hexed ocean]

and if not, don't tank, just don't get anyone else hurt

[olive wyvern]

Hola

I’m not toxic

[icy jasper]

I think learning a year under Andy Reid and Alex Smith with a stacked offense helped Mahomes development

[olive wyvern]

Chilling

[olive wyvern]

i'm tired of having a good season, means another playoff/SB choke, we can never lose normally

[midnight ore]

People really forget how good the chiefs were on the offensive side of the ball before mahomes

[olive wyvern]

I think so

[olive wyvern]

Having the cornerstones on offense and defense helped a lot. His play style fit the scheme perfectly

[hexed ocean]

I wish we hadn't flubbed the solly pick so bad. would have made it so much more enjoyable to rib bears fans over getting them to move up 1 spot with us for trubisky because they thought someone else wanted him as badly as they did

[olive wyvern]

they won't remember this, but mahomes has had crazy amounts of help throughout his career

[olive wyvern]

Mahomes just made it unstoppable but they’ve always had good offensive talent

[dusk echo]

bro is still here discussing thats crazy

[icy jasper]

Especially sucks seeing all the teams that beat us (except the 2022 Eagles) go on to lift the Lombardi

[olive wyvern]

Who did you want us to draft in 2017? I’m glad we got Kittle in round 5

[hexed ocean]

to be fair, their superspeedway car had a heavy restrictor plate on it in the form of alex smith

[olive wyvern]

For that 1st pick

[olive wyvern]

if we lose to an NFC West team in the playoffs this year you will see me wearing that chargers yellow

[midnight ore]

It’s honestly funny how mahomes won b2b sb’s with probably the worst of his offensive weapons in his career so far

[languid knoll]

a lot of ppl seem to forget that

[icy jasper]

With retrospect you definitely draft Mahomes but without retrospect getting CMC five years early would have been fun

[olive wyvern]

well this year he had historic defensive production and last year the eagles blew

[olive wyvern]

He had Skyy Moore, Kadarius Toney, Mecole Hardman scoring SB TDs lol

[hexed ocean]

full on rebuild with pretty much every position open, so I wanted BPA. I didn't have any specific guy I was deadset on IT HAS TO BE HIM, I just wanted the pick to hit. instead it was a big miss

[olive wyvern]

MVS had less receiving yards than Samaje Perine last year and he was our WR1

[olive wyvern]

i don't like "it has to be him" picks because then i get disappointed

by about pick 40 the draft is hard to predict

[hexed ocean]

fun fact if cmc had never missed a game, averaged 2.5 playoff games per season, and maintained the career averages that he's had with the niners, he'd only be a couple seasons away by now from breaking rice's all time scrimmage yards record

[olive wyvern]

[midnight ore]

Need to get everyone on this roster a ring so we won’t be forgotten

[olive wyvern]

yall stop throwing deep and it pisses me off

[icy jasper]

I think Purdy is good enough to be a solid franchise QB for the next 5-10 years as long as he stays healthy, but I'm not sure he's good enough to lead us to a Super Bowl win especially once the current core starts to decline/get priced out by the cap, especially if we still have to beat Mahomes and other elite QBs in the playoffs and Super Bowl

[olive wyvern]

why not?

[languid knoll]

mahomes

literally the only reason

[midnight ore]

The world needs to remember how good Fred Warner was

[olive wyvern]

why are we doubting the second year QB, going onto his third that's the second best young QB itl

[languid knoll]

cuz

mahomes

[olive wyvern]

i feel like he's implying he can't do it, mahomes or no mahomes

[icy jasper]

We have been blessed with elite LBs

[languid knoll]

without mahomes he can

[olive wyvern]

None of them were capable of going deep and catching the ball unfortunately

[hexed ocean]

patrick willis, justin smith, frank gore, joe staley, and vernon davis never got a ring. that makes me sad

[olive wyvern]

Bosa Huf and Ward take all the attention

[icy jasper]

Willis, Bowman, Warner, Greenlaw

[icy jasper]

Vernon got one with the Broncos

[midnight ore]

We truly have

[olive wyvern]

your WR room is full of straight deep threats, you throw 3 yards down the field and collect yac

i hate your offense

genuinely

[midnight ore]

Like a madden offense

[olive wyvern]

exactly

[olive wyvern]

I’m talking about last year I mean Rashee Rice isn’t exactly a deep threat and Hardman doesn’t have the hands

[midnight ore]

I hate hardman

[hexed ocean]

purdy is so good that we can afford to have a slight dropoff in weapons or defense. all we need to do is GET. THAT. MAN. CLEAN. POCKETS.

aint nobody stopping purdy with time to throw

[olive wyvern]

Rashee Rice is a slot guy for good now. He proved he can be unstoppable in the slot

[midnight ore]

At least he’s a good person, I’m guessing

[olive wyvern]

Mecole? He’s cool I’ve heard

[icy jasper]

Jake Brendel, Spencer Burford, and Colton McKivitiz are deadass going to be the reason why we lose in the playoffs again

[midnight ore]

Just hate him for that one play that will forever haunt me

[hexed ocean]

the coolest person on the chiefs is pacheco and now he's hurt so I have no reason to feel good about chiefs wins

[olive wyvern]

Wasn’t even a good route by him either

[hexed ocean]

people saying it'll be because kyle can't win the big one are short sighted

[midnight ore]

Just a cheat code of a play

[olive wyvern]

Yup shocked nobody else copying it either

[icy jasper]

Tbf it's kinda on Kyle for not investing in the O-line too

[hexed ocean]

in a teambuilding way sure but not because of whatever he does as a coach in the game

I am still miffed at the comments kyle made this offseason regarding fans' concerns about the o-line

[finite delta]

He did use a first round pick on a tackle (not a good one tho)

[midnight ore]

What’s y’all’s opinion on Ja’ir brown ?

[hexed ocean]

ji'ayir*

[midnight ore]

Mb

[hexed ocean]

he's alright but mustapha will be better

hufanga is probably gone

[finite delta]

Little ticked about that miscue leading to the Jetta TD

[hexed ocean]

I wanted a safety there so damn bad

[finite delta]

Brown and Mustapha safety duo?

[little sun]

Ngl this might be the worse OL in the Kyle era tbh

[hexed ocean]

for the future, sure. give it some time

and green looks like he'll be a solid corner too

[finite delta]

I meant assuming Hufanga’s gone

[hexed ocean]

DB future looking bright

[midnight ore]

Isaac yidom look mid at best last Sunday

[little sun]

Trent had an off game, and mckivitz...... sheesh, gets killed with power. Puni didnt know how to pass off stunts either. And the rams mainly run stunts and have power rushers like Verse and Michael Hoecht

[icy jasper]

If Puni plays like he did in Week 1 more and Pearsall balls out once healthy this will be a lowkey pretty good draft class for us

[finite delta]

We could’ve taken Creed Humphrey or traded up for Dickerson but we took Trash Lance and Banks in the first two rounds

[hexed ocean]

yiadom is rotational anyways

[little sun]

Yeah tough scenes

[midnight ore]

I wanted Asante Samuel jr. So bad but he went the pick before us, we also traded down for that pick too

[icy jasper]

I wonder who we trade for at the deadline this year

[hexed ocean]

verse is probably the tipping point of the game. if we lose it's because he went off

[midnight ore]

Too early to tell

[finite delta]

If we stayed at our original spot I would’ve taken Landon Dickerson

[icy jasper]

Honestly if we can't beat a Rams team missing Kupp, Puka, John Johnson, and half their O-line we might as well pack it up

[little sun]

I havent watched their defense this year, i was a verse hater tbh. Hoecht neat tho

[hexed ocean]

but yeah I don't regret not picking mahomes over shit we could not have predicted at the time. what I regret far more is passing on tristan wirfs TWICE and getting javon kinlaw instead

we could have had wirfs and trent by now

[midnight ore]

Y’all notice how we got two FSU players as well

[modest sorrel]

Finally someone appreciates Michael Hoecht

[finite delta]

Or better yet with the trade up to 3 take Penei Sewell

[little sun]

Im just a dude that likes DL 💅🏽

[olive wyvern]

Hm

[hexed ocean]

nah I think we're done trading up to 3 for now lol

[icy jasper]

Alternately we could have drafted Jefferson or Lamb (even though Aiyuk is still good)

Or better yet

Not traded DeForest Buckner at all

[finite delta]

But wouldn’t we have lost Armstead and Jimmie Ward?

[midnight ore]

It was either Buckner or armstead and they chose the hometown kid

[icy jasper]

Buckner clears Armstead

[midnight ore]

Miss him Fr

[hexed ocean]

we also used that cap space to restructure someone else iirc. can't remember who atm

[onyx shard]

Ehh I don’t know bout that

[finite delta]

I’m not disagreeing with you there. Buck was a force on that DL

[little sun]

Buckner was always better, but they wanted the role of Arik more which is understandable

[finite delta]

Durability wise I’d take Buckner over Armstead

[midnight ore]

The gold rush with rookie Bosa, armstead, Buckner, and Dee Ford

Whatever happened to Dee Ford btw

[hexed ocean]

the problem is that we didn't sign armstead to a much cheaper deal in the 2019 offseason and delayed the negotiations until the point where we needed to deal away buckner

[little sun]

2018 ford was legit man

[onyx shard]

I agree with that

[hexed ocean]

paraag has a problem with driving negotiations until their breaking point way too long in search of nickels and dimes, and missing out on bargains in the process

case in point if we had signed aiyuk immediately this offseason we could have gotten him for 28

but then we take forever so everyone else gets signed too and raises his price

[midnight ore]

It’s gonna happen again next offseason and I’m not ready for it

[olive wyvern]

Hm

[icy jasper]

We're going to have to pay Brock Purdy more than the GDP of several countries

[hexed ocean]

aiyuk and trent this year, bosa last year, deebo the year before... I can't keep doing this man

[midnight ore]

The off-season is gonna be very very interesting like packers 2021-22

[hexed ocean]

the good news is that we won't have to blow up the whole team in order to afford purdy and go into a full on rebuild where we suck for a while

[icy jasper]

And then the players who hold out because we lowball them for months have down years because they skipped training camp

[hexed ocean]

we will have to suffer a few losses though. juice, hufanga, ward, maybe kittle

[icy jasper]

We already lost Ward lol

[midnight ore]

I’m not ready for that

[hexed ocean]

mason probably leaves too

[onyx shard]

He’s talking bout Charvarious ward prolly

[icy jasper]

Ohhhh

[midnight ore]

So does Mitchell

[olive wyvern]

Charvarious is such a good guy

[icy jasper]

I'm dumb

[icy jasper]

Mitchell is always hurt now

[hexed ocean]

mitchell already left. or at least his knees did

[icy jasper]

Trent's probably only got a few years left too

[midnight ore]

Speaking of knees and Rbs I hate mickinnen

Like I genuinely hate him

[onyx shard]

At least we know that we got our franchise qb

[hexed ocean]

I wouldn't feel so bad about mason and mitchell being gone if only guerendo was ready... but the last we saw of him, dude is not close

needs more than just one year

[icy jasper]

Dude got paid to do nothing here and now keeps badmouthing us on the Chiefs while he wins rings as a benchwarmer

[finite delta]

McKinnon’s a bum

[midnight ore]

He couldn’t succeed on the most RB friendly team

[hexed ocean]

do we now? cause last I checked, teams that know they found their long term starter go and draft a bunch of OL talent to keep him protected

[midnight ore]

How bad do you have to suck for that to happen

[finite delta]

McCaffrey’s the real prize

[icy jasper]

They were planning to throw the game winner to McKinnon on that Mecole OT play

[olive wyvern]

Jerrick McKinnon?

[icy jasper]

And that would have been 1000x worse than Hardman getting it

[midnight ore]

McKinnon would’ve sent me into a mental breakdown 🤮😭😭

[hexed ocean]

mckinnon literally got upstaged by tevin coleman he's got no room to talk

even without knees breida was still more productive

[midnight ore]

Yeah

[olive wyvern]

McKinnon was a beast in 2022

[onyx shard]

Our oline has been atrocious like every year, but it has taken an upgrade from previous years

[finite delta]

Should’ve alerted the QB keep but we wasted a good season with that idiot Wilks as DC

[olive wyvern]

He had a lot of touchdowns as RB2

[midnight ore]

Td vulture in fantasy

Hate him

[olive wyvern]

He got old though he’s not young so

[onyx shard]

Purdy is still getting smacked every drive though

[finite delta]

So 2022 Jamaal Williams

[olive wyvern]

McKinnon still holds the combine bench press record for RBs lmao

Crazy

[icy jasper]

If Bosa crashes outside on that 4th and 1 we'd be defending champs rn

[hexed ocean]

cool, we drafted a lineman that looks like he could be legit. now we only need to do it 4 more times. how many years is that gonna take, especially at the decreased rate of focus kyle is giving the unit? does purdy have that many years to wait before he gets burrow'd?

[finite delta]

Trent literally called it out

[midnight ore]

I just can’t wait to see pearsall in action

[onyx shard]

We’ll have to just trust Kyle and lynch

[icy jasper]

We don't even have a successor for Williams yet

[hexed ocean]

I cannot describe how unfathomably infuriated I was that there were actual articles put out blaming kyle shanahan for turning steve wilks into a scapegoat for losing the SB, as if he had done a great job and being fired was unfair

[midnight ore]

Do y’all think we’re the fanbase that’s suffered since 2010

[hexed ocean]

yeah that's why I said 4 not 3

[midnight ore]

I mean so close but so far at the same time it just hurts

[icy jasper]

Depends on whether you think it's worse to always be bad or always be good but never the best

[onyx shard]

That walkout by pearsall in his first game back coming out of the tunnel to many men🔥🔥🔥

[midnight ore]

Second place is the worst imo

[midnight ore]

Gonna feed generations

[finite delta]

I wanted Wilks fired after Week 7

[icy jasper]

The 2015-2018 years sucked but at least we could just accept being bad early on and just enjoy the playoffs stress-free and talk about who we could draft next year

[finite delta]

Buffalo exists

[hexed ocean]

we were literally in half of the NFCCGs in the past dozen seasons. yes, we have legitimate cause for pain, and nobody can tell us we should be happy with that, but at the same time we don't really get to whine about it like we're some other way worse off teams

[onyx shard]

Imagine pearsall in his first game goes for 6 catches 180 yards and 2 tds

[midnight ore]

At least they know they have a franchise guy now unlike us questioning if we should commit or not

[hexed ocean]

it grated even more that they tried to say that the reason kyle made wilks his "scapegoat" was because he's black, as if the 49ers haven't been the most successful team at promoting minority coaches to positions of prominence so that they can achieve elsewhere as well

[icy jasper]

Would yall trade one Super Bowl in return for being bad for the next ten years like the Giants and Broncos

[onyx shard]

Yes

[midnight ore]

I think I would

[onyx shard]

I’ve never witnessed my team win a championship

I need that feeling

[midnight ore]

The giants dynasty was great

Miss those days

[onyx shard]

Yeah it was

[icy jasper]

I've seen the Giants and Warriors win them but a Super Bowl would be a different feeling

[onyx shard]

A Super Bowl would be on a whole nother level

[midnight ore]

Super Bowl is the mother of all championships here in the states

[hexed ocean]

I thought it was hilarious that when the cameras were focusing on him on the sideline in week 1, he made a point to show off the same rolex that he was wearing that got him shot

dude gives no f's

love it

[onyx shard]

I know I saw that too!

Dude had to make sure to show off that Rolex, and he took his shot, no pun intended

[finite delta]

We’re the reason the NFL has its first Muslim head coach

[icy jasper]

Can't wait to see this team with healthy CMC+Deebo+Pearsall and Greenlaw+Huf

[hexed ocean]

cowing probably gonna be a decent rotational guy for a long time

[onyx shard]

A healthy Niners team is a problem for the whole league

[midnight ore]

Personally in terms of like teams that are on top of the league in innovation and stuff we’re definitely top 2

[icy jasper]

If he learns how to catch punts 💀

[midnight ore]

I’d say it’s us and KC

[onyx shard]

I feel like the Niners have a history of having that one guy drop so many punts

[hexed ocean]

right now it looks like puni, green, and mustapha are the biggest hits in this draft class with pearsall, cowing, and guerendo maybe being good rotational guys down the road

[icy jasper]

Kyle Williams flashbacks

And the Super Bowl of course

[midnight ore]

The #10

[onyx shard]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-13597132752790194338

[midnight ore]

It’s a cursed number here

[hexed ocean]

more recently, ronnie bell flashbacks

[onyx shard]

#10 is a number no player should wear on this team

[midnight ore]

Kyle Williams, Jimmy g, ronnie Bell (btw why is he still on the team)

[hexed ocean]

I thought bell was only a 53-man holdover until they got trent signed

but then nah

[midnight ore]

Same

[hexed ocean]

it's weird idk

[midnight ore]

I would’ve rather had more depth on o line than that dude

[onyx shard]

It would be funny if the niners-rams game was a blowout and the rams put Jimmy G in and he throws a pick with his first throw of the game

[midnight ore]

Like Kingston who went to the panthers practice squad

[olive wyvern]

M

[midnight ore]

Seeing how injuries are rampant I wouldn’t be surprised to see Jimmy g in the game for a play at least

[icy jasper]

Jimmy always loves throwing picks to linebackers

Fred's going to get one if he comes in

[hexed ocean]

I thought kingston, saubert, mordecai and womack would all make initial roster cuts

[midnight ore]

Same

[hexed ocean]

was less surprised womack did eventually get cut given how that last preseason game went though. dude played himself off the team

but seeing as how bell actually made the roster, I think owens could have made it instead if he hadn't gotten hurt

[midnight ore]

We’re the channel (excluding main ones) with the second most messages besides tonight’s game

[icy jasper]

Why does Shanahan love Brandon Allen so much

Where can we track the number of members each team has

[hexed ocean]

well we're the most represented fanbase on the server and have no other subchannel to talk in

[midnight ore]

Dobbs is so much better

[onyx shard]

A Purdy-Stroud sb would go crazy

[midnight ore]

True

[midnight ore]

I’d be happy with whoever wins I’m an OSU fan 🌰

[icy jasper]

Shanahan vs Ryans too

[hexed ocean]

I thought it was gonna be purdy > mordecai > dobbs

allen is a bum

[onyx shard]

Yup

[midnight ore]

A niners victory in the Super Bowl is all I want to see in my lifetime 🙏🏻

[onyx shard]

Shanahan thinks Allen is the next Mahomes

[onyx shard]

Fr

[icy jasper]

He sees the #17 and thinks he's Josh

[midnight ore]

😭😭

[hexed ocean]

breaking news: mike mcglinchey is still ass even on another team

[brittle sedge]

One must wish

[icy jasper]

Can't believe the Broncos paid him that much

[midnight ore]

Faithful will always be everywhere no matter wherever, whenever

[brittle sedge]

Mr penalty 😭

[onyx shard]

We’ll get that sb

It will come

[olive wyvern]

Hm

[hexed ocean]

he's 6'8". the main requirement to be a bronco is to be tall, not to be good

[midnight ore]

Fr i know he was for sure laughing to the bank with that signing bonus

[midnight ore]

Also white (we keep that secret tho)

[hexed ocean]

remember brock osweiler and trevor siemian?

good times

[onyx shard]

Dude fleeced the broncos with the amount of money they gave him

[icy jasper]

Pretty sure Aiyuk and Bosa are our only 1st rounders who have worked out

[hexed ocean]

nah he never had the confidence levels to be like that. he was probably relieved instead
"oh thank god someone out there is still willing to pay me this much"

[midnight ore]

Dee ford to the line of scrimmage (no toxicity meant just a thing we have in common)

[onyx shard]

Brock when he sees that rams defense

[hexed ocean]

in the shanahan era I assume you mean

[icy jasper]

Yeah

[midnight ore]

How well will these niners teams be remembered in NFL history?

[icy jasper]

Depends on if we get a ring or not

[hexed ocean]

do we count buckner in the list of first round frustrations? he arrived before shanahan did and he was good with us, but trading him away might still count

[icy jasper]

We'll probably be remembered as the 2020s version of the 70s Vikings or 90s Bills if we don't

[midnight ore]

Yeah

[onyx shard]

This Niners team is the best of this decade if we get a ring

[midnight ore]

If we do ?

[hexed ocean]

more like the early 00s eagles

[midnight ore]

I still think the 2022 team was the best team and 2021 was our best chance at a ring

[icy jasper]

Think that's more like Harbaugh's Niners

I think this teams is better than the Harbaugh squads

[hexed ocean]

best starting 11 on defense combined between the harbaugh and shanahan teams, go

[icy jasper]

2021 was our weakest team but our easiest path

[onyx shard]

2021 deebo should’ve been mvp

[midnight ore]

Imagine the 2022 team on the 21 year 🤯

[icy jasper]

Aldon and Bosa rushing off the edge while Willis and Warner locking down the middle of the field 🥶

[midnight ore]

Nah kupp out played him

[onyx shard]

Deebo led us to the playoffs

Without him we don’t make the playoffs

[midnight ore]

If MVP actually meant what it stands for then it’d be a tackle or mahomes every year

[icy jasper]

DE: Bosa
DT: Justin
DT: Buckner
DE: Aldon

LB: Willis
LB: Warner
LB: Bowman

CB: Sherman
CB: Rogers
FS: Dashon
SS: Hufanga

[onyx shard]

Greatest Lb trio oat

[midnight ore]

And you have greenlaw on rotation as well

[cinder totem]

We about to get rammed 😭

[midnight ore]

Totally forgot that this is for the rams game 😂

Another faithful takeover whats new 😂😂

[brittle sedge]

😭

[onyx shard]

Yall ever been to a niners game?

[midnight ore]

Nope

[onyx shard]

Me neither

[brittle sedge]

One day, ion got the money for that rn

[midnight ore]

I be wondering how people get money for that 😭😭

Like damn it’s expensive asf

[hexed ocean]

I'm taking a 3-4 defense, too many good LBs
DE: justin smith, nick bosa
DT: deforest buckner
OLB: dre greenlaw, fred warner
ILB: patrick willis, navorro bowman
CB: carlos rogers, tramaine brock (debated over tarrell brown)
NB: jimmie ward
S: talanoa hufanga, dashon goldson

[onyx shard]

They got good jobs

[icy jasper]

QB: Purdy
RB: CMC
WR: Deebo
WR: Boldin
WR: Aiyuk
TE: Kittle
LT: Trent
LG: Iupati
C: Mack
RG: Laken
RT: Staley

[midnight ore]

I mean you could also but Aldon smith cause he was considered an OLB for a bit

[brittle sedge]

Ronnie Lott?

[icy jasper]

Wasn't sure who to leave out

[onyx shard]

Wait so is kittle and ward out for this game?

[icy jasper]

Harbaugh/Shanny era only

[hexed ocean]

not an all time list lol, just the shanahan and harbaugh teams

[brittle sedge]

Ohhh

My fault

[midnight ore]

What does Warner have to do to be considered above Willis ?

[hexed ocean]

I left him out only because he relied way too heavily on his link up play with justin smith, which while a hell of trick, is way less versatile than letting warner and greenlaw have free rein to roam and seal edges

[icy jasper]

Harbaugh as HC, Shanny as OC, Fangio as DC 🥶

[midnight ore]

True

[hexed ocean]

gould as kicker, andy lee as punter

[sonic hearth]

injuries game

[midnight ore]

Give me Ryans over fangio tbh (don’t know if its recency bias)

[hexed ocean]

but yeah people forget that bosa is almost as effective in the 3-technique as he is lined up outside. I feel like even being a 3-4 DE he'd still be a primary pass rush threat

[midnight ore]

Now let’s make the worst niner team

Brian Allen at corner 😭😭 who remembers him

[hexed ocean]

53-man roster of nothing but jarryd hayne

[icy jasper]

QB Trey Lance

[midnight ore]

Jauan Jennings at RB (remember that play against the packers 💀)

[hexed ocean]

accolades would help. willis got all-pros in each of his first 6 years in the league, only one of which was second team

[icy jasper]

Josh Johnson at QB

[onyx shard]

Forgot about that dude