cryptposting
#Cryptposting (bee movie)
fallen dragon
I cooked?
craggy fossil
Spectral card
I'M NAMING THIS ONE BOB, NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT WEIRD SPECTRAL CARD NAMING BS
- Creates 1 Joker of every rarity (must have room because I have standards)
main maple
👍
cerulean cloud
👍
wispy flicker
Eternity
until after the next card is used: all card areas have infinite room and jokers/consumables cannot be bought
Spectral
hard plaza
erm
we really need art for the jokers currently in the mod
download the mod and look at all the sprites that have placeholders
hard plaza
iterum 2 (@cunning canyon!!), new semicolon art, and full demicolon compatibility on all jokers has now been implemented in latest
if we get a few more pieces of art, i think we may release within the next few days
oh i completely forgot something for iterum 2 lmao
ok fixed
cunning canyon
Possible art for PlayerrKiller
Quick Fix
(This is meant in good fun. Let me know if this won't work)
keen panther
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJ1RHUnX9s
UNREAL TOURNAMENT MENTIONED
magic musk
just because someone wanted it
cerulean cloud
i love them
magic musk
If i make a mod, id make it so that it is +$ if hand played is [hand]
but you could make it +$ for each card played in [hand]
hard plaza
although i would change the text from "NO" to a "No."
@cunning canyon if you do this it’ll be added lmao 🔥
cunning canyon
<@625816608916373553> if you do this it’ll be added lmao 🔥
How about this?
steep tulip
just because someone wanted it
What's it do?
desert spade
What's it do?
Gives money if hand contain poker hand
hard plaza
i already asked him these questions and deleted the conversation; the images were not meant to be posted here
mad joker asked to see them, and gud username put them in here for some reason
cerulean cloud
mad joker asked to see them, and gud username put them in here for some reason
i suggested he post them here as an idea
tho ig i wasn't clear
or i was wrong
hard plaza
check pins
hard plaza
okay i'm almost done with another update, BUT, can anybody tell me of a number playerr really either likes or dislikes
because right now his price is at 434 which i do NOT remember setting
wispy flicker
set it to 9
wispy flicker
n9
hard plaza
OH
right
i remember i was the original one that took this and made the whole thing lmao
let me see if i can find the original message
wait i wonder
is there any way to make the price display as something that it isn't @wispy flicker?
e.g. "N9"
wispy flicker
idk
hard plaza
fair
might ask in balatro
oh boy i love not learning how to do hooks
i'll just figure it out later
fallen dragon
i'll just figure it out later
i'll just figure it out later
Famous last words
cunning canyon
The Man
Listen to The Man's orders to get a bonus
Legendary
This is just a gag based on playerrkiller's description with one of the orders being like:
Mission: Click the screen
Reward: playerkiller gets X10 mult
This order in particular wouldnt give anything though
Maybe it could be themed around those todays mission videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIENNbhFcE0
fallen dragon
FREAKBAIT OMG
magic musk
Whiops
hard plaza
**The Man**
Listen to **The Man's** orders to get a bonus
**Legendary**
This is...
NO NOT THE MAN
I SAID DON'T LISTEN TO HIS ORDERS
😭
unique vortex
pentation peter
fallen dragon
Maybe it could be themed around those todays mission videos?
https://www.youtube...
it would be funny if we made this into an actual joker, like it gives you tasks and you get rewards if you complete them
hard plaza
yo somebody name this edition
it's a little different every time you load it btw
this is what it looks like on playing cards fyi
main maple
Fractal
main maple
👍
main maple
yeah
works
Overloaded Sludge
Epic
Every Overloaded card gives ^^^1.08 Chips
This totally isn't a Calamity Mod reference. Trust me. I would never lie to you.
cerulean cloud
yo somebody name this edition
reminds me of the sludge from cl,oudy with a chance of meatballs
hard plaza
true...
hard plaza
**Overloaded Sludge**
Epic
Every Overloaded card gives ^^^1.08 Chips
This totall...
this is peak, but i actually changed the effect
it now gives ^^^1.03 chips and ^^^1.03 mult, is INCREDIBLY rare, and has an exomythic joker that has this effect
all items are overloaded
cerulean cloud
metaphysical
hard plaza
that's kinda cool but i like overloaded because of its connection to both the greenish-blue fire effect and the zippy-zappy rgb dots
hard plaza
yea 🔥
cerulean cloud
the more time goes, the more i wish i could learn coding so i could add awesome ideas too
hard plaza
you can post stuff in the doc y'know
cerulean cloud
gasp
hard plaza
pins
steep tulip
yo somebody name this edition
pibby
hard plaza
sob
tidal latch
aaaa
hard plaza
HUGE update has just been pushed, please read extended description for all the details
for those who don't want to go to the github:
replace trifecta with a different shader, replace trifecta's effect for a better one, new exomythic joker with good placeholder sprite, correct joker of all trades sprite error, new gradient for currently unused trash rarity, replace all mentions of "pokerthepoker" or "poker the poker" with "Poker The Poker," in-game mod menu icon, conflict with almanac due to bignum joker values, and update code all over the place to generally look better
(@unique vortex)
unique vortex
for those who don't want to go to the github:
`replace trifecta with a different...
Wow
hard plaza
i think quite literally the only thing we need for a release is a way to get mythic/exomythic jokers
hard plaza
it's called cryptposting for a reason
north jewel
Coughing Jimbo
+4.1 mult
Has a 1 in 2 chance to cough and die
hard plaza
check pins
unique vortex
when you put it on a spoon and you flick it to the moon
north jewel
PEGI
Every time you play a hand, +1 to age rating
hard plaza
lol
north jewel
For real money
unique vortex
And online poker
Hey! That's me!
north jewel
Cryptposting
Every time someone posts something funny in this thread，gain +5 mult
(Currently +0 mult)
north jewel
i see the doc
hard plaza
then post it there, not here
north jewel
god forbid im lazy
hard plaza
sob
north jewel
besides mobile is torture in Google docs
north jewel
im not going through the events of divine comedy to put a mid joke in it
hard plaza
i use mobile docs all the time lol
north jewel
ok sure
hard plaza
seriously it's not that bad
hard plaza
amazing
unique vortex
im a connoisseur
north jewel
Joker J. Jokerson
If you get photograph, pay 5$ and put it on your menu
north jewel
is this gonna be a mod
north jewel
hard plaza
this is why you actually check the pins
hard plaza
yeah
we're going to have a release
soon
™️
also we have a discord server that's not public yet but will be once we release
tidal latch
huge
hard plaza
and remember playerr
you're literally in the mod
kind of
actually
it's "playerrKillerr," which implies that it's not you and is instead the killer of you
fallen dragon
seriously it's not that bad
I agree
tidal latch
when am i being added into the mod as the opposite of playerrkiller
the best designed joker
unique vortex
when am i being added into the mod as the opposite of playerrkiller
+4 mult
take it or leave it
desert spade
Spongebobation
{Spongebob}10^123 mult
(it actually gives 1 mult)
Common
elder stone
explosive diarrhea
hard plaza
unique vortex
champ'd up
craggy fossil
you get a prompt to create a character that is the best at doing x, then the other team creates a character that could beat the first character, then a vote is made
unique vortex
bulgoe's now champion of the attic
cunning canyon
I think there might be something wrong with the rarity's file. Tried to update and got a warning it couldn't open rarietes.lua in mode r.
hard plaza
I think there might be something wrong with the rarity's file. Tried to update a...
yeah i thought i committed the fix for this
i guess not
one sec
sigh
i'm on a different computer rn so this is difficult
i'll just use mobile ig
should work now
cunning canyon
Also, here is some potential art for the jogger and sprinter. I know the hair on the jogger is wierd, I tried to match it with the original best I could.
In Addition:
cunning canyon
I see
hard plaza
did it work?
cunning canyon
Give me one sec
hard plaza
okay
also, i'll probably implement those sprites tomorrow because they are quite peak
cunning canyon
Using the latest dev build did fix the issue
Also, I edited the atlas myself so I can send a quick pull if you want
hard plaza
oh yea that works
fallen dragon
@cunning canyon merged it
cunning canyon
This also gives me an idea for a possible challenge
Day at the Races
Start with an eternal jogger, runner, and sprinter.
When you beat the showdown boss blind,
sprinter must have the highest accumulated chips between the three to win
hard plaza
oh that's actually funny
main maple
i agree
hard plaza
yes
unique vortex
i think joker 0 and statically charged have the best synergy in cryptposting
hard plaza
true
and if you don't want to find a rare joker, bulgoe prize and water bottle are also good picks
hard plaza
so i definitely didn't kill sprinter and jogger
they'll be added back in like
5 mins
along with (hopefully) two more jokers
fallen dragon
there's a bug
hard plaza
that's not a bug
fallen dragon
It's a bulgoe
hard plaza
that's a beautiful creature
winter gale
Hmmm yes, an ace of spades
fallen dragon
Hmmm yes, an ace of spades
i made it worse
not actually on the repo but just messed with it
hard plaza
i made it worse
-# me when i add solar to my overloaded
magic musk
Hmmm yes, an ace of spades
something wicked this way comes
desert spade
the bulgoe that could
Yahiamice
unique vortex
pibby glitch
unique vortex
Greed
All Jokers give ^^$1.5 when triggered
Lust
All Jokers give ^^^1.5 Mult when triggered
Wrath
Double all values of all Jokers when any joker is triggered
Gluttony
All Jokers give ^^^1.5 Chips when triggered
Wow.
desert spade
Exo-superb
wispy flicker
Greed
All Jokers give ^^$1.5 when triggered
Lust
All Jokers give ^^^1.5 Mult wh...
if they arent based off of suits it could include over sins tbh
Envy
All jokers give ^1.5 values when triggered
wait
thats just wrath but better i cant read
unique vortex
Envy
All Jokers give ^^^^1.01 Mult and Chips when triggered for the first time
wispy flicker
Sloth
^^0.85 blind requirement whenever a joker triggers
unique vortex
The Other One I Forgot
All Jokers have a 1 in 4 chance to create a Negative copy of themselved when triggered
wispy flicker
pride
unique vortex
wait that fits for pride
yippee
Fun Fact (Common)
+4 Mult
(there is a fun fact in this jokers flavor text, and it changes every time you hover over it)
proud spoke
coming back to say i did also made joker 4 and 6 ideas because i wasnt sure last time
unique vortex
Cryptposting
Every time someone posts something funny in this thread，gain +5 mul...
currently +0 mult
north jewel
currently +0 mult
Literally unplayable
hard plaza
you need to update your cryptid and your steamodded
the code that this crash is referencing allows jokers’ values to be bignums, which only works if you have newer versions of cryptid, which only works if you have newer versions of steamodded
btw, almanac is incompatible with cryptposting rn
flat pulsar
just downloaded this and it is very funny
unique vortex
yeah i love fast food m
main maple
dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it
craggy fossil
the game
ember hull
i just lost the game ):
hard plaza
oh lord
i mean, overcharged has two main effects
the rbg pixellation stuff and the blue, fiery, and liquid-like effect
main maple
arbitrary code execution
unique vortex
Direct Messaging (Challenge Deck)
Win when you play a Flush House with the ranks being J-J-J-6-6, and the suit being Clubs
hard plaza
(it's mult btw)
cunning canyon
Definetly an epic
flat pulsar
would it be oil lampable
cunning canyon
Oh, I didn't recognize the operation. I read it as (N)9 at first.
hard plaza
yeah no
hard plaza
would it be oil lampable
yeah i’ve already coded it with a custom math.round function
to avoid decimal amounts of arrows
steep tulip
Are decimal amounts of arrows even googologically possible? 'Cause it'd be funny. Three-and-a-half-ation.
unique vortex
Are decimal amounts of arrows even googologically possible? 'Cause it'd be funn...
7.35ation
steep tulip
Yeah.
spark frigate
Are decimal amounts of arrows even googologically possible? 'Cause it'd be funn...
maybe? i could ask in #googology
what the fuck
i need to somehow code this in because this would be hilarious
hard plaza
yea?
desert spade
yea?
Can you tell me something else that works with only digits
Like operator levels
Factorial is something too
hard plaza
i frankly don’t know
desert spade
Speaking of factorial
Factorial joker
Factorializes mult
Some high rarity
I guess exotic
Because tetration Timmy is slighty stronger
wispy flicker
you can do a decimal amount of anything with interpolation, its just if that is actually the best way to go about it or not
craggy fossil
I think {2.5} would be a valid way of representing it?
wispy flicker
factorial and x^^2 scale basically the same anyway, when you remove all the involved factors
theres an approximation thats just x^^2 with extra steps thats pretty close
steep tulip
Dumb idea: Planet Card versions of the Cosmic Jokers that level up their respective Editions.
steep tulip
I guess? Do they even have Cosmic Jokers to make into planets?
keen rune
no but that wont stop us
steep tulip
Like if you use Planet!Meteor Shower, it levels up Foil by +25 Chips, Planet!Exoplanet levels up Holographic by +5 Mult, etc.
steep tulip
no but that wont stop us
Fair. Could always make something up.
keen rune
Foil: +25 Chips
Holo: +5 Mult
Poly: +X0.25 Mult
Negative: +1 slot
Mosaic: +X0.3 Chips
Fragile: +X0.2 Mult, +1 to break chance numerator and denominator (7/8 -> 8/9)
Golden: +$1
Oversat: +X0.25 values
Glitched: +0.5 to upper and lower bounds (0.1~10 -> 0.6~10.5)
Blurred: +1 retrigger
Astral: +^0.1 Mult
Double-Sided: +1 side 
tulip garnet
jolly edition counts as +1 jolly joker
keen rune
oh true
main maple
doublesided? wtf is that
cunning canyon
Negative edition but worse in most cases.
desert spade
Dumb idea: Planet Card versions of the Cosmic Jokers that level up their respect...
What are cosmic jokers
I mean I was almost gonna make edition icons but it was hard to deal with already
desert spade
Foil: +25 Chips
Holo: +5 Mult
Poly: +X0.25 Mult
Negative: +1 slot
Mosaic: +X0.3 ...
Peak
tulip garnet
What are cosmic jokers
jokers that buff editions
meteor shower, stardust, exoplanet, universe
etc
desert spade
Ohhhh
desert spade
I mean I was almost gonna make edition icons but it was hard to deal with alread...
There's a chance I might do this
abstract wedge
Challenge Idea:[Superscale,Blind req is multipled by (1+Ante) ,Apply Purple Stake scaling.
hard plaza
jokers that buff editions
those are called celestial jokers btw
wispy flicker
more celestial jokers would be interesting
its something i was gonna do but then got lazy
unique vortex
should i try to get the addon role for cryptposting
magic musk
sure
unique vortex
im now purple
hard plaza
wow
unique vortex
Foil: +25 Chips
Holo: +5 Mult
Poly: +X0.25 Mult
Negative: +1 slot
Mosaic: +X0.3 ...
call these like
elemental cards
Ocean (Elemental)
Level up Foil
+25 Chips
Tree
Level up Holographic
+5 Mult
or actually
nature cards
rainbow for poly, something like night sky for negative, sketchpad or doodle for mosaic, an apple or another food for fragile
hard plaza
rainbow for poly, something like night sky for negative, sketchpad or doodle for...
cave painting gotta be mosaic
unique vortex
hard plaza
gave underflow a tiny buff
(it's xmult instead of +mult now)
new commit now has prayer and underflow buff
cunning canyon
As an idea for Underflow's art, what about a reference to the Pokémon Gen 1's glitch, where if a level 1 Pokémon got experience under what it would need to get to level 2, it would instead go to 100?
hard plaza
oh that would be peak
the only reason this mod isn’t released yet is because of:
- lack of art (literally can be shitty asf, we still need art nonetheless)
- no spectrals to create jokers of higher rarities (planning to fix this soon)
- not enough super high rarity jokers (e.g. exomythic, 22exomythic4mecipe, etc)
rich plank
i mean if yall require shitty art i can help with providing that
autumn badger
Do you have a spreadsheet for what art needs to be added?
rich plank
yeah i think thats probably needed
fallen dragon
Do you have a spreadsheet for what art needs to be added?
If there isn't art on the doc it's probably needed, except food ones, those are all taken care of
desert spade
the only reason this mod isn’t released yet is because of:
- lack of art (litera...
I would make blind art
Ok so uhh
I wonder how exomythic blinds should look like
wispy flicker
As an idea for Underflow's art, what about a reference to the Pokémon Gen 1's gl...
it should bleed into the previous sprite in the atlas even if you have to do it artificially
so whatever joker comes before it part of that sprite is showing
hard plaza
Do you have a spreadsheet for what art needs to be added?
i can update the doc with all the art soon
unique vortex
you should statically overcharge yourself now
hard plaza
thinking about adding another edition soon
hard plaza
the four-dimensional edition has been added to cryptposting, along with new sounds for editions
cerulean cloud
gasp
lavish ingot
where's the crypt
fallen dragon
where's the crypt
Pins
unique vortex
what
fallen dragon
No i Know about the document I mean where's the crypt with vampiers and stuf
🧛♂️
cyan heart
seal of atrueval
hard plaza
yes
cyan heart
absolute 
flat pulsar
hey it’s truebadour
cyan heart
real
hard plaza
current plan:
- get ready for release
- more art
- more things other than jokers
- more high rarity jokers
- release
- make wiki page for more publicity
- possibly do cross-mod with
- entropy
- astronomica
- ascensio
- other?
- obviously more content
anything else @unique vortex?
unique vortex
this is good
edgy horizon
hell yeah
magic musk
art?
edgy horizon
on an unrelated note id like to maybe help with cryptposting too if yall will have me
main maple
current plan:
- get ready for release
- more art
- more things other than jo...
mod yuri mod yuri mod yuri
unique vortex
mod yuri
hard plaza
art?
yes, anything helps
art can be bad or good doesn’t matter
it’s a shitposting mod after all
hard plaza
on an unrelated note id like to maybe help with cryptposting too if yall will ha...
yes please
more coders that are better than me would be greatly helpful
unique vortex
they can either be shitpost quality or bulgoe quality
edgy horizon
I doubt i am a better coder
hard plaza
once you do like a push or two with content (later in the future) i’ll give you commit access
edgy horizon
but thank you
edgy horizon
i just started coding like a month ago
hard plaza
i use ai for anything even slightly difficult 😭
if it works don’t fix it but at least i’m learning
edgy horizon
almost everything actually impressive I've done I've had a lot of help for
i still don't understand syntax
unique vortex
i use ai for anything even slightly difficult 😭
speaking of ai
hard plaza
hold on i kinda think it would be funny if there were a cursed joker called ai slop that had ai art
it gives like
negative stuff
cuz ai art bad
edgy horizon
better yet it should be art that's drawn but still looks like ai art
unique vortex
better yet it should be art that's drawn but still looks like ai art
thats what i was thinking
fun fact theres like 25 rarities in cryptposting
edgy horizon
excuse m
unique vortex
sorry i meant 1e25
edgy horizon
i looked through the mod briefly the other day and only saw like 5
unique vortex
check the doc in pins
theres cipe, rare 2, uncommon 2, coral, mythic, exomythic, 2exomythic4me, the all rarity
edgy horizon
damn
unique vortex
exotic 2,
edgy horizon
-exotic seems funny
unique vortex
theres :3
edgy horizon
:3
edgy horizon
astronomica only has 1 new rarity that I've changed the name of like 3 times because until recently I've been completely indecisive about the thematic direction of the mod
edgy horizon
transcendent?
wrong mod
edgy horizon
it was originally called ascendant, then the second one i actually fucking forgot, then celestial, and now empyrean
unique vortex
empyrean?? bro is not ejt
edgy horizon
i literally wrote the code for celestial rarity before remembering celestial packs exist which made me change it
edgy horizon
empyrean?? bro is not ejt
huh
unique vortex
edgy horizon
what in the esotericism
magic musk
Ill be back
magic musk
OMG!
edgy horizon
hexation henry when
unique vortex
thats in the doc
edgy horizon
since astronomica has a common joker called "exotic joker" that gives ^1.04 mult there should be a common joker called "mythic joker" that gives ^^1.004 mult
edgy horizon
its funnier as common
plus it doesn't help you that much
like i don't think it's even better than cavendish
a million ^ 1.04 is only 1.7 million
a million x3 is 3 million
keen rune
true
wispy flicker
yeah but 1.7 million has more numbers in it that arent 0
edgy horizon
now if you oil lamp it-
unique vortex
cavendish is like rare tier though i think it just comes from gros michel
edgy horizon
fair
lavish ingot
no harm in having some unbalanced stuff
wispy flicker
you should add a common joker that uses the legendary background
unique vortex
legendary joker X4 mult
edgy horizon
you should add a common joker that uses the legendary background
it could even give +1 chips
main maple
you should add a common joker that uses the legendary background
NO
NO
NONONONONONONONO
DO NOT
unique vortex
wait almanac
main maple
DONT DO IT
hard plaza
i’m back
wispy flicker
you should make it give chips to 8s
hard plaza
NONONONONONONONO
we won’t trust
unique vortex
you should make it give chips to 8s
played 8's give +8 chips when scored
edgy horizon
i considered having a legendary joker but i refuse to pull an almanac
hard plaza
that’s almanac shit and uh no
wispy flicker
im gonna do this in entropy for next april fools
main maple
we won’t trust
i trust you, dont make me cry
wispy flicker
gonna resprite everything to use the legendary background
hard plaza
gonna resprite everything to use the legendary background
hell naw
wispy flicker
entropy server:
edgy horizon
im gonna do this in entropy for next april fools
LOL
wispy flicker
ascensio ascended surreal joker will be peak
hard plaza
goddammit get back to cryptposting chat 😭
wispy flicker
= 400,000 mult
edgy horizon
im gonna do this in entropy for next april fools
make sure you increase the size of all the numbers in joker descriptions too
wispy flicker
hard plaza
= 400,000 mult
underflow ahh joker
unique vortex
make sure all jokers have way too much words than they need
hard plaza
make sure all jokers have way too much words than they need
god you are so accurate
unique vortex
e.g. surreal joker is "Sets Mult to a fixed value of 4"
edgy horizon
me when {x:dark_edition,s:10}{66}666666{} chips and mult
wispy flicker
Sets your current mult to a fixed value of 4
(Does not require room, But may overflow)
edgy horizon
or whatever the fuck
hard plaza
tbf “fixed value” is a good keyword, but everything else sucks
wispy flicker
i fucking hate does not require room, but may overflow so fucking much
unique vortex
Sets your current mult to a fixed value of 4
(Does not require room, But may ove...
why is "may overflow" even a keyword(s) like DUH
wispy flicker
this is two sentences that mean the same thing
hard plaza
Sets your current mult to a fixed value of 4
(Does not require room, But may ove...
i talked to jen about how “(Does not require room, but may overflow$” sucks
wispy flicker
like literally
unique vortex
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
hard plaza
this is two sentences that mean the same thing
this AND the fact that you would put an and there 😭
not a but because they’re the same fucking thing
wispy flicker
you could literally just say does not require room
hard plaza
yeah
i literally edited jen.lua to say that
speaking of which i fucking hate jen for putting ALL OF THE CODE into a single lua file
unique vortex
Evil Room Requirement:
(Must not have room)
edgy horizon
back when i used almanac i edited jen.lua to remove the perkeo take ownership coded
hard plaza
back when i used almanac i edited jen.lua to remove the perkeo take ownership co...
me too
it was a pain
edgy horizon
speaking of which i fucking hate jen for putting ALL OF THE CODE into a single l...
i am so fucking glad i switched to modular lua files for my mod
unique vortex
can we make it so when you play jens almanac with cryptposting it just automatically crashes
hard plaza
can we make it so when you play jens almanac with cryptposting it just automatic...
it’s already incompatible but this is funnier
hard plaza
crash message “uninstall almanac to play cryptposting, bozo”
wispy flicker
no way youre adding a banlist
hard plaza
also not using localisation files like lol
yeah like what was his idea there 😭
wispy flicker
😭 😭 😭 😭
edgy horizon
also not using localisation files like lol
unique vortex
crash message “uninstall almanac to play cryptposting, bozo”
i like to imagine yknow how joseph at the start of cryptid like talks, i imagine bulgoe (That Guy) would say this and THEN it'd crash
hard plaza
due to outdated cryptid version
wispy flicker
oh how cryptposting falls from grace
hard plaza
i like to imagine yknow how joseph at the start of cryptid like talks, i imagine...
lmao
edgy horizon
just ban kosmos because it "doesn't fit with the intended experience"
unique vortex
actually dont crash it just ban every single jens almanac addition
edgy horizon
dekatria is peak
hard plaza
tbh i don’t think we should intentionally hate on almanac in the mod
gonna get us canceled
unique vortex
cancelledposting
hard plaza
but i still would like it to be incompatible
edgy horizon
asgard too
hard plaza
tf is asgard
unique vortex
wtf is that
unique vortex
what is asgard
hard plaza
right
edgy horizon
basically duplicare on steroids
hard plaza
we already have operator scaling chat
edgy horizon
gains one chip per scored joker or card
hard plaza
playerrwon
unique vortex
okay everyone so we dont get cancelled say nice and positive things
I Love Astronomica
I Love Ascensio
edgy horizon
when it reaches 100 it resets back to 1 and increases the operator by one
it's also immutable
hard plaza
okay everyone so we dont get cancelled say nice and positive things
almanac is acceptable!!!!!! 😁 😁 😁
wispy flicker
almanac is only slightly below average
edgy horizon
i will give almanac one thing
hard plaza
it's also immutable
playerrwon is mutable
you can value manip the amount of arrows it has
edgy horizon
it was actually fun to play for roughly 2 days
edgy horizon
playerrwon is mutable
you can value manip the amount of arrows it has
you WHAT
wispy flicker
why would you do this
edgy horizon
what is the exact effect actually
hard plaza
me when the hypermult’s arrows is attached to a config
edgy horizon
unique vortex
{N}9 Mult
hard plaza
what is the exact effect actually
{N}9 Mult
N increases by 1 at end of round
(Currently 1)
hard plaza
it’s a 22exomythic4mecipe rarity joker so
unique vortex
there might be a slightly disfavored cryptid addon in this thread
hard plaza
hmm
wispy flicker
btw All when
unique vortex
i just cant seem to figure it out
edgy horizon
here's asgard's full effect btw
dear smods, please merge font support and my life is yours
hard plaza
btw All when
didn’t you say you were gonna code that
wispy flicker
edgy horizon
what is all
wispy flicker
creates all jokers including all when sold
edgy horizon
just make it have the effect of every joker and consumable
hard plaza
no
wispy flicker
nah its funnier if it makes them
edgy horizon
ok true
edgy horizon
when it reaches 100 it resets back to 1 and increases the operator by one
i also forgot to mention that it applies it's scoring effects to every played card
edgy horizon
it may overflow but it also needs room
LOL
wispy flicker
btw do you like my awesome card idea
edgy horizon
also ruby
wispy flicker
basically just "Does not require room" doesnt exist anymore
edgy horizon
Is there a way to prevent lag with super high operators
edgy horizon
When i go past like {600} my game stalls
wispy flicker
but its always gonna be laggy
low number{High N}low number laggs the game a lot way faster than if one of the number is big
this is why zenith lies and says 666 but the "exponent" is actually e300
unique vortex
this is why zenith lies and says 666 but the "exponent" is actually e300
liar!!!
i cant believe zenith would LIE
edgy horizon
i think I was one of if not the first person ever to discover zenith
because for some inexplicable reason it appeared on the title screen
and then i tried pointering it in and it worked
wispy flicker
i was the first cause i made it
edgy horizon
i mean apart from you
unique vortex
wheres glitch
edgy horizon
btw ruby has anyone else had that bug(?) since me
wispy flicker
title screen stuff is just weird idk
i see a lot of title screen bugs when making new profiles
edgy horizon
ah
unique vortex
@hard plaza where the fuck did you go
edgy horizon
worst cursed joker ever idea: 2 in 3 chance for played hand to not score (FUCK YOU TURQUOISE TORNADO)
unique vortex
whats a turquoise tornado
edgy horizon
a boss blind that somehow beyond all comprehension managed to weasel it's way past screening
wispy flicker
Slot Machine
9 in 10 chance for hand not to score
otherwise create a random exotic or higher joker
main maple
edgy horizon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618182883403759853/1360638370002243666/ca...
pwx basically
unique vortex
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618182883403759853/1360638370002243666/ca...
got it
main maple
pwx basically
edgy horizon
see I would make a self insert in my mod but I'd have much more fun adding characters from my autistic hyperfixations
like ena
edgy horizon
michael joker
hard plaza
<@741852771820634113> where the fuck did you go
kinda back
remember that i am in school rn
hard plaza
this is my last week
unique vortex
oh peak i still have a month left
hard plaza
well i start school again in late july so
hard plaza
i did finals like a week ago
and the week before that
and then like two weeks before that i had state testing
so
lots of tests
unique vortex
pokerworx
hard plaza
polterworx sucks as a name tbh
and idk why jen tried to make a funny balatro nod edgy
unique vortex
"haha funny balatro mod big number haha!!!"
"oh wait its edgy"
edgy horizon
i think a little edge is fine but pwx i think doesn't do it too well
the juxtaposition between seriousness and silliness is a bit jarring
unique vortex
fun fact everyone knows: there is a non-zero chance sprunki gets added to almanac
anyways im tired
honk mimimi
edgy horizon
gn
edgy horizon
oh lmao
magic musk
and idk why jen tried to make a funny balatro nod edgy
always has been
edgy horizon
oh yeah @magic musk you made that one ena joker art in the entropy server right
can i use it
hard plaza
also you gotta help cryptposting with art gud
magic musk
can i use it
yes
magic musk
also you gotta help cryptposting with art gud
i am
edgy horizon
tyyy
unique vortex
8-Ball 2
All "when scored" abilities target Spades or 8s
lavish ingot
gonna resprite everything to use the legendary background
we already have 🌞 ready for april fools (thouggh the effect shoould be changed on april fools: how about "if played hand contains more than 0 card, with at least 1 joker slot (does not require room, but may overflow) Increase Ascension power by 1 for every chip and mult in your hand (works 4 times per hand), and then level up all hands other than the scoring hand by the number of times they have counted as this hand during this hand's scoring, then spawn 9078088 black holes and destroy all black holes made this hand")
edgy horizon
we already have 🌞 ready for april fools (thouggh the effect shoould be changed ...
😭 😭 😭
crazy
unique vortex
you should add a common joker that uses the legendary background
POLTERSLOP
SOMEONE REACTED POLTERSLOP
😭
unique vortex
damn
unique vortex
its polterslopx
do you wanna be in polterworx
main maple
i dont even play the mod
magic musk
Dead joker
unique vortex
~~i dont even play the mod~~
crabus (epic)
^11.4 mult
spawns with freaky edition X2 as often (immutable)
(freaky edition: +420 chips +69 mult)
unique vortex
Dead joker
peak
main maple
crabus (epic)
^11.4 mult
spawns with freaky edition X2 as often (immutable)
(fre...
freaky edition 2 electric boogaloo
🥹
magic musk
Makemake - Level up Straight Two Pair
Wasp - Level up Bisexual
Kepler - Level up Pansexual
Sukupuolielämä (sex/love life or smh) - Level up Straight Two Pair, Bisexual, and Pansexual
75% of The Entire Fucking Universe - Level up The Entire Fucking Abandoned Deck
The Entire Fucking Universe but Red-Shifted - Level up Flush Deck
Two Fucking Universes - Level up Ultimate Deck
The Fucking Universe inside The Fucking Universe - Level up Deckception
THE BIG FUCKING CRUNCH - Level up HOLY SHIT
Satunnainen - Level up 4 random Poker Hands
Kannella - Level up The Entire Fucking Abandoned Deck, Flush Deck, and Ultimate Deck
7 - All hands get 7 mult
Planet M - Level up all hands that contain a Pair by 0.8 levels per Jolly Joker held
hard plaza
@magic musk tysm for the art
magic musk
im doing more
hard plaza
yea
main maple
Makemake - Level up Straight Two Pair
Wasp - Level up Bisexual
Kepler - Level up...
wtf is straight two pair
magic musk
it isnt a question
unique vortex
so peak
main maple
what is the bisexual hand
what is the pansexual hand
what is going on
unique vortex
wtf is straight two pair
two pair with two adjacent ranks, e.g. 7-7-6-6
magic musk
wtf is straight two pair
a 2 pair with consecutive ranks
magic musk
what is the bisexual hand
what is the pansexual hand
what is going on
Check the docs
main maple
hold on
magic musk
mad jokers pfp is glitcghing on my side lol
unique vortex
Pipeline
A Flush of all 4 suits
(a flush of spades, diamonds, clubs, and hearts all in one hand)
magic musk
Makemake - Level up Straight Two Pair
Wasp - Level up Bisexual
Kepler - Level up...
Im doing these
main maple
can you add lesbian and gay
main maple
sweet
main maple
gay is already in unstable
wait what
magic musk
idk where the fuck lesbian is but sure
gay but not
unique vortex
eg pi, 3, e, 2, sqr2
magic musk
If gay then:
if not gay then:
lesbian
unique vortex
If gay then:
if not gay then:
lesbian
if you're a boy, you're gay.
if you're a girl, you're lesbian
theres no choice batman
magic musk
if you're a boy, you're gay.
if you're a girl, you're lesbian
Whats non bianry gay?
is it batman gender?
/j (pls dont ban me)
unique vortex
omnisexual actually
yeah i love omni man
main maple
👍
main maple
that's okay
unique vortex
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
magic musk
I don't go on around this time
unique vortex
also those are .asesprite files
main maple
WHERE IS HE
me with a suspiciously omni man shaped throat: idk
lavish ingot
SOMEONE REACTED POLTERSLOP
hard plaza
polterslop 🔥
unique vortex
polterslop 🔥
(x)
hard plaza
yeah like wtf is this
unique vortex
what does half of this mean
hard plaza
and it gets worse
lavish ingot
yeah like wtf is this
main maple
this is the longest description in polterwor currently
diddys world character 🥀
unique vortex
this is the longest description in polterwor currently
yap yap yap
hard plaza
diddys world character 🥀
bro idfk how jen managed to make a roblox game into some horror edgy ahh thing
lavish ingot
this is the longest description in polterwor currently
I could shorten this effect and keep the same powerlevel hell imma do it right now: Hand level ups forever repeat with a 1/7 chance to stop repeating, decrease this chance by 1 (1 in 11, 12 etc) when you use a neutron star, resets at end of ante
main maple
bro idfk how jen managed to make a roblox game into some horror edgy ahh thing
not the part you should be concerned about imo
jen will do anything atp
main maple
jen would do that
also trace over some stock image clipart of SpongeBob while doing it
unique vortex
fun fact the peppino and noise art were ripped directly from pizza tower
main maple
and so has many other sprites
hard plaza
yeah
lavish ingot
and so has many other sprites
RAIN WORLD‼️
main maple
**RAIN WORLD**‼️
there's more
hard plaza
yeah
unique vortex
watch as he also adds the most complicated ability ever to him
+4 sponges
Sponges give Mult and Chips equal to the amount of holes in the sponge
Sponges created by this Joker have a 1 in 3 chance to create an Omega Consumable when a Fusion occurs
main maple
+4 sponges
Sponges give Mult and Chips equal to the amount of holes in the spon...
not enough walala text
needs to look like this
hard plaza
the only time i've ever stolen from another mod was either
- code that i shaped into some other item; this is completely fine imo
- that one time i accidentally stole from cass's kaleidoscopic shader, but i fixed it as soon as i found out (it's now called overloaded and is a shader i made myself)
lavish ingot
+4 sponges
Sponges give Mult and Chips equal to the amount of holes in the spon...
*fixed 33% chance to create an Omega consumable (does not require room, may overflow)
hard plaza
the only time i've ever stolen from another mod was either
- code that i shaped ...
note: i never steal from almanac because it is impossibly hard to find anything and jen's code just generally sucks 😭
unique vortex
the only time i've ever stolen from another mod was either
- code that i shaped ...
as long as you credit them somehow for the first one it's good
hard plaza
as long as you credit them somehow for the first one it's good
well like, i only use the layout for the stuff
lavish ingot
*fixed 33% chance to create an Omega consumable (does not require room, may over...
*fixed 33% chance to create an Omega consumable (does not require room, but could might can may overflow) if ante is higher than current highest ante an omega consumable was created at creates doodoo fart instead (level all hands down by 12387129847)
hard plaza
e.g. prayer was pretty much just gateway's layout with a few different variables
same w/ gate of prayers
hard plaza
*fixed 33% chance to create an Omega consumable (does not require room, but coul...
you forgot "...room, but may..."
the incorrect grammar
edgy horizon
the only time i've ever stolen from another mod was either
- code that i shaped ...
I've stolen a few stuff from entropy
hard plaza
yeah
edgy horizon
lemme think if there's anything else
lavish ingot
the incorrect grammar
ficxed
hard plaza
imo it's fine because code can be objectively good, whereas art is completely subjective
edgy horizon
yeah
I've always been under the impression that code was fair game as long as you don't steal it 1:1
like
yeah
unique vortex
also jens almanac has the WORST RARITY BALANCING
some jokers that are just way above exotic are exotic
rich plank
ngl the only things ive stolen are just ascensio's sprite animation code and cryptid's error description's code (both of them miserably failed at functioning)
lavish ingot
I've always been under the impression that code was fair game as long as you don...
from what i've heard this is how programming works idk ive never used a computer (sending this via my pondored orb)
hard plaza
like, the objectively most efficient and easiest way to have a joker that gives +4 mult on joker_main is just
if context.joker_main then
return {
mult = card.ability.extra.mult
}
end
sometimes there are a few discrepancies (e.g making it just return mult = 4 instead of a config, not using extra in the config, etc), but it's generally the same
edgy horizon
some jokers that are just way above exotic are exotic
lowkey can't even remember an example
oh yeah I've stolen a lot from cryptid
hard plaza
oh yeah I've stolen a lot from cryptid
i think everybody has
edgy horizon
most of facsimile's code is just old blueprint without the banana code
hard plaza
yeah
unique vortex
lowkey can't even remember an example
betmna and watto
rich plank
some jokers that are just way above exotic are exotic
well yeah i mean. they were designed to be unbalanced as shit
edgy horizon
also jen does some egregious stuff in their code like directly writing the number of mult in the description without using a config
hard plaza
betmna and watto
yeah
hard plaza
also jen does some egregious stuff in their code like directly writing the numbe...
what
literally horrid
rich plank
also jen does some egregious stuff in their code like directly writing the numbe...
wow
unique vortex
+4 mult vs +#1# mult
edgy horizon
also jen does some egregious stuff in their code like directly writing the numbe...
this kinda thing is absolutely insane for someone who's unarguably one of the best coders in the community
unique vortex
this kinda thing is absolutely insane for someone who's unarguably one of the be...
im not even sure if he's one of the best coders atp
lavish ingot
also jens almanac has the WORST RARITY BALANCING
like leshy and the Cotl quartet in exotic are fine but why tf is Rai only a legendary it's basically infinite joker slots
edgy horizon
jen is good at getting things to work
main maple
lavish ingot
but not good at making it clean
hard plaza
https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-168892734...
nova?
unique vortex
jen is good at coding but not at making coding good
edgy horizon
yeah
I'm not good at coding but I'm extremely ambitious and don't give up easily
So i can usually get whatever i want to work
even if it takes a while
unique vortex
So i can usually get whatever i want to work
monkey with typewriter moment
unique vortex
like the code or the game
edgy horizon
the code
rich plank
probably 7
gilded crow
this kinda thing is absolutely insane for someone who's unarguably one of the be...
> one of the best coders
> looks inside
> one-file mod
(unless this is no longer the case)
edgy horizon
like we said earlier, good at making things work, not good at making things clean
gilded crow
ah, fair point
edgy horizon
kosmos is extremely impressive from a technical standpoint for example
but
look in the code
and it's a disaster
unique vortex
i just don't like almanac
it hardly does anything right
it's fun to play
a little bit
but everything else is generally just ass
edgy horizon
it was fun for a few days until every run for me became duplicating boosters until I finally got that wretched sigil
and then once you get kosmos + amalgam it's just nothing
unique vortex
if balatro ever gets content farmed it's almanac's fault
like ive heard "JENS ALMANAC TRUE ENDING" more times then you can count on four hands
main maple
if balatro ever gets content farmed it's almanac's fault
it already has (to a extent)
edgy horizon
like ive heard "JENS ALMANAC TRUE ENDING" more times then you can count on four ...
it's worse when they say "Balatro's true ending"
fallen dragon
more coders that are better than me would be greatly helpful
I agree since I'm worse at coding than you and I can't code anything for shit 🤑
edgy horizon
i really don't consider myself good at coding
like it's really crazy that people actually consider me good at coding
unique vortex
im the worst person like ever at coding
edgy horizon
i think i have the potential to be extremely good at coding once i actually learn everything
but like
i still haven't even mastered basic Syntax
rich plank
what
unique vortex
not bad just questionable
edgy horizon
he's kinda a dick sometimes yeah but im not gonna go too into that
fallen dragon
isn't jen like a bad person himself
how is this related
unique vortex
yeah i wanted to briefly talk about this
anyways uh Jokerj +5 Mult Balala JokerPoker
rich plank
not bad just questionable
yeah questionable i can understand but i mean the worst thing ive heard hes done (from my knowledge at least) is stealing all the torat cards and the masks and even then he pretty much corrected his mistake already so
anyhways uhh cryptid posting
edgy horizon
meow
unique vortex
:3
cunning canyon
It seems like for ascensio now every mod with rarities over exotic will have its own gateway esq card for them. I know this mod's gateways equilvant is still wip, but would this work as a placeholder for now?
edgy horizon
LOL
amber lagoon
Ok 
is actually peak
hard plaza
It seems like for ascensio now every mod with rarities over exotic will have its...
i'll add this in for both prayer and gate of prayers 🔥
unique vortex
It seems like for ascensio now every mod with rarities over exotic will have its...
this should be the gate of prayers design
and should be prayer
cunning canyon
Here is the sheet. Hopefully its inline
unique vortex
gop (gate of prayers) being and prayer being would be hilarious
it shouldnt be a placeholder
it honestly looks really nice
cunning canyon
If you guys want to use it feel free. Was orignally thinking this was gonna be the ascensio card for the higher rarites, but I like your idea for it
hard plaza
to be completely honest i don't exactly think this fits as final art
hard plaza
credited you like this anyway though
unique vortex
if it gets replaced
hard plaza
yea
edgy horizon
what does semicolon do exactly
cyan heart
ends the round, skipping cash out
cant be used on a boss
possible rework is happening where it stores the score you already have for the next round
with maybe a multiplier
that was talked about a bit in screener chat
hasnt been approved but a bunch of things havent been approved that are really good changes
cunning canyon
I think they are talking about cryptposting's semicolon. If so, it does nothing.
cyan heart
there's another?
cunning canyon
Its a play on demicolon
cyan heart
sure ig
edgy horizon
hi nova i haven't seen you in days
cyan heart
i was on break for days
edgy horizon
ohh
cyan heart
now i'm redoing basically all of cryptid to make it better
edgy horizon
ah
cyan heart
and doing basically everything for 0.6
edgy horizon
do you mind if i bring up an issue rq with misprintize
fallen dragon
now i'm redoing basically all of cryptid to make it better
I should like totally help frfr
cyan heart
you could help by getting me a list of every cryptid edition /gen
(like the card editions)
#spectralpack-dev prob better place
hard plaza
what does semicolon do exactly
absolutely nothing
i should make it a trash joker
since trash is a rarity that is basically just the “do nothing rarity” (all of them have some effect that realistically does absolutely nothing)
cunning canyon
Trash jokers seem like a fun concept. I could see a spectral card give you something in exchange for an eternal banana trash joker.
hard plaza
true
they would also be pretty useful for things like abstract joker
ex
Dumpster Fire Joker
Creates 2 Negative Trash Jokers at end of round
1 in 10 chance to instead create 1 Joker of Uncommon rarity or above
(Does not require room)
Rare
cunning canyon
Dumpster diving joker. Interesting
hard plaza
yes
cunning canyon
**Trash Man ** Joker
At beginning of round, destroy a random trash Joker
Gains +5 mult for each Joker destroyed this way
Common
hard plaza
peak
magic musk
also those are .asesprite files
Ik
magic musk
this is the longest description in polterwor currently
And yet he is the man who pushes the 98 % joke the most
magic musk
Im back
unique vortex
Joker 10
+4 Hands
Joker 11
+4 Discards
Joker 12
+4 Ascension Power
Joker 12.5
+4 Entropy
rich plank
joker 13
-4 ante