Offering services!

[meager cairn]

Ahoy, Captains! I am Randy Whitehurst, and I am offering my services to any and all who may need them.

Looking for someone reliable to sail with today? Look no further! For a hiring price of five Guineas, I am fully and entirely under your command!
I can carry your things, tools, utilities, I can cook you a hearty meal for an empty stomach, helm your ship, tend to your wounds, and fight by your side. Whatever you may need, I am here to provide! Think of me not as another player, but as your companion in this unforgiving archipelago.

Consider hiring a helping hand, and let's make your sailing life that much easier.

-Randy Whitehurst

[rapid lance]

3 Guineas

[blazing hedge]

Stack of wood, final offer

[prime mountain]

i paid him 20 guineas you cheep skates:P

[meager cairn]

Captains, I have found a rare specimen. This one doesn't know how to have fun!

A travesty, but it slows me not in the slightest. We all wish to get our face out there somehow. He chose this way, though through a poor choice of makeup.

[random niche]

I will give you what I have but it's not very much Anyways I'm a quadriplegic and play games with just my face and I'm looking be a part of something and to give their missions possibly help other people