assassination

[keen inlet]

theory:
Peter Parker takes the best spiderman photos because he's spiderman
Therefore
Don Jose takes the best Ion caps because......

[sharp viper]

Don Ionse

[keen inlet]

[hoary copper]

Or did he

[sharp viper]

all i see is Goddess

[midnight latch]

all i see is yellow in the wrong channel

[solid nova]

And where does white belong

[midnight latch]

[sharp viper]

colourism has no place in this discord and will be heavily moderated against

[hoary copper]

white goes to Offtopic only

[jovial kite]

@solid nova dont bully the whites

[solid nova]

There's no bullying

Yet 😏

[spare cloud]

Richard is being bullied in the other discord already

so he needs to vent his anger here

[solid nova]

Where 😂

Did I miss it

[spare cloud]

Hidden bully

[solid nova]

I'll flip you on my grill you kpop bot

[keen inlet]

"in the other discord"

there are no discords but RAVENLOFTHOLDT

[spare cloud]

You sure about that don?

[solid nova]

You're questioning the Don

[hoary copper]

He was being bullied in this one earlier

[solid nova]

Brave man

[spare cloud]

Just pinged him on warrior discord

lets see what he thinks of it

[hoary copper]

all because of Richard's smoldering gay face

[spare cloud]

If he enjoys it, dk discord is next

then monk

dh

wl

mage

[sullen mountain]

i remember when jose was the Transmog leader

[solid nova]

@hoary copper Just jealous of how naturally beautiful I am after waking up

[spare cloud]

other rogue discord

[solid nova]

Its okay though

[sharp viper]

what do you mean was the transmog leader?

[hoary copper]

I'd wake up to that

[spare cloud]

Bruen mad because he looks like pink

[keen inlet]

tbh

my xmog game has been lacking

[spare cloud]

I noticed.

[keen inlet]

MackyD et. al. are leading that charge, self-governance etc

[solid nova]

Pinks hot though

[hoary copper]

I loves pink, I see her Tuesday 😄

[spare cloud]

What

[manic vigil]

Bruen seems always horny. Must be annoying. Or a teenager

[hoary copper]

32

[sharp viper]

MackyD et al. the famous transmog scientists

[manic vigil]

[spare cloud]

then again you also think nagura is hot

[manic vigil]

Old af

[sullen mountain]

[manic vigil]

Yikes

[spare cloud]

Richard you've been judged

[solid nova]

Judged by kpop

Hahahahaha

Good one

[keen inlet]

Hey

[hoary copper]

I can't hit on people? Gosh straight men make comments and its a compliment, now Im a dirty old man

[keen inlet]

heyheyhey

[spare cloud]

You listened to it.

[keen inlet]

you know where this belongs

🚪

[sullen mountain]

i use as outlaw

[hoary copper]

Right here?

[solid nova]

On the other discord?

Hehehe

[keen inlet]

#off-topic

[hoary copper]

I thought this was #off-topic

[sullen mountain]

assa is off topic

[solid nova]

I'm a confused individual please don't bully me

I already suffer enough abuse here

[hoary copper]

there there Richard 👀

[spare cloud]

Its okay richard

you will be fine

you have many people supporting you through this hard time

[solid nova]

😭

[spare cloud]

👍

1 like 1 support

[solid nova]

I don't need no man

[spare cloud]

1 alacrity 1 support

[solid nova]

You gather your support, I'm going to be a typical brit and go to the pub and sit outside till I burn

Bye

[spare cloud]

Burn in London

ahahahahaaha

[turbid harbor]

m8

it's sunny

[spare cloud]

Sunny

and still like

[turbid harbor]

you could fry an egg on my pc

[spare cloud]

16 degrees

then you should probably get your cooling checked out.

[turbid harbor]

it's 28

[spare cloud]

Is that like a new record?

[turbid harbor]

nah record is 37

or 39

cant remember

[spare cloud]

also why are you living in London as well

why don't you guys all meet up

[turbid harbor]

because i work in a bank

and they are in london

[spare cloud]

Tom, Richard, you

Arent the big banks in Frankfurt?

[spare cloud]

Pretty sure Off-topic missed the catch

and assa made a run for it

[turbid harbor]

did you just annotate that in paint now

[spare cloud]

Yes

[turbid harbor]

or have you used it before

[jovial kite]

why is the player kicking tom

the dwarf

[sullen mountain]

[turbid harbor]

lol

zing

[spare cloud]

Slaggjack bullying people that cant fight back

[hoary copper]

HA

[spare cloud]

really good guy

[keen inlet]

@turbid harbor I just made it

[jovial kite]

is it bully though

[mossy hazel]

Is there a place in this discord to see if someone could review some logs?

[keen inlet]

why do you think I scolded and then went quiet

[turbid harbor]

nice 😄

[spare cloud]

I mean he's kicking tom

[sullen mountain]

wow your ms paint skills are so good would you like a job as a graphic designer?

[spare cloud]

so obviously its bullying

[keen inlet]

@sullen mountain hire my wife that's her actual career

and she's way better at mspaint

[sullen mountain]

no

[keen inlet]

OBVIOUSLY

[sullen mountain]

only MS paint masters

[solid nova]

@mossy hazel yes mate, post them and we will have a look

[turbid harbor]

yea and you won't have to pay her as much bc she's a woman

[sullen mountain]

[spare cloud]

@mossy hazel send them to richard in private

too many people here atm

gonna be a clusterfuck

if you want actual analysis

[solid nova]

Are you signing me up for work Toph

[sullen mountain]

send me ms paint big anime tiddies

[spare cloud]

I mean I can also look over them

[solid nova]

Jk ofcourse I'll look at your logs fam

[spare cloud]

then again the person who does it best is @dire spoke

Richard look over my logs pleaes

[solid nova]

Change your name back to Toph and I'll consider it

[spare cloud]

my name is Toph

[jovial kite]

change your name to TophKok and ill consider it for richard

[spare cloud]

You play bleded

you probably cant play poison

I mean I know you cant play poison

saw that in tomb

[hoary copper]

[mossy hazel]

Thanks guys, getting some mixed information on the reddit dps threads, and my dps is coming out almost exactly in line with my current sims, trying to pick out a couple easy ways to improve.

[solid nova]

@mossy hazel I am literally about to venture outside so post publically or dm me and I'll get round to it mate

[spare cloud]

Dont check reddit, there is much misinformation there

[jovial kite]

https://gyazo.com/b259b8e181069a7c04c96f02a7bbccec

im bad send help

[turbid harbor]

i thought tomb logs as sin are proof that you can't play sub 🤔

[spare cloud]

I mean

thats exactly what I said

youre a born bleed player

[keen inlet]

@mossy hazel I can take a quick look as well but Ricardo's got more time if you can wait

[spare cloud]

Don looking over logs

[solid nova]

Aye I've got the pm don

Turning on my pc especially

[spare cloud]

Ok I'm sorry, not bullying anymore

[mossy hazel]

Appreciate the help guys.

[jovial kite]

https://gyazo.com/6f7df64bdcd9d87e6a86bbd49cec73bb

[keen inlet]

@spare cloud

I allow you to liver discord access to RH to continue

remember that

[jovial kite]

T R I G G E R E D

[spare cloud]

What

what did I do?

[spare cloud]

I'm going to the supermarket really quick

[jovial kite]

https://gyazo.com/cb430262e25244ea38ff6682fa4f97a0

[hoary copper]

can that be an emote?

[spare cloud]

give me some analysis over my logs then

I'll expect it when I'm back

[keen inlet]

@hoary copper nah I gotta use em sparingly

[jovial kite]

i got goonsquad on ur door

[spare cloud]

I play bad so it should be easy

[jovial kite]

when u come back

[keen inlet]

or demotion hehe xd

[hoary copper]

It can replace the don emote, its better much better

[spare cloud]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/QTp3DPGtdwCv18Wj#fight=28&type=damage-done&source=27 here don

take this one

I played like shit there

should be easy to find some mistakes

brb

many mistakes actually

youre on trial

youre competing with zempai

[keen inlet]

easy

[turbid harbor]

casting rupture at 5s ttd

[keen inlet]

14% pb

too low

next

[scarlet mantle]

why are you analyzing dps, we are a soak role play class

[keen inlet]

[spare cloud]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/NpaVBLQG3hxR4kKt#fight=7&type=damage-done&source=27

here next

when youre done

[mortal gale]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/w3bV6kPncMtZ8m1q#fight=15&type=damage-done

[keen inlet]

ilvl 990 daggers

no talent

what's there to be analyze tbh

with your gril/boi
can't quite rally for round 2 so you fake it, but then come back strong for round 3

[turbid harbor]

👌

[keen inlet]

not sure if double entendre

[manic vigil]

Bruen might approve

[hoary copper]

I do

[manic vigil]

[hoary copper]

Only if Tisumi was a guy tho

[manic vigil]

Tisumi is a guy

And always has been afaik

[hoary copper]

Its the internet, Tisumi can be whatever you want them to be

[manic vigil]

Exactly

[hoary copper]

Except for Don

[manic vigil]

Could be a little girl

[hoary copper]

with a beard

So he's a female dwarf?

[manic vigil]

Plenty of pictures on the web

[hoary copper]

Is that what that gif is

[keen inlet]

You can't be saying things like that around me, yourself, or Bruen

that's how rumors get started

[hoary copper]

http://m.wsj.net/video/20140507/050714conchita/050714conchita_1280x720.jpg Don in real life

[jovial kite]

conchivta wurst

[hoary copper]

I knew that looked familiar

[solid nova]

Hahahahaha

[manic vigil]

The expert reveals himself

[solid nova]

I told Jose the same thing a day or two ago

It must be real

[hoary copper]

I'm intrigued you knew that Slagg

[jovial kite]

oh

its not like his face havent been practically forcefed all over europe

its not like he won anything

[manic vigil]

Fair

[hoary copper]

Oh he's Austrian

[manic vigil]

Is it "he" tho

[jovial kite]

oh he won the eurovision

i wish i didnt know

but i do

[lone junco]

👌

[hoary copper]

He doesn't identify as trans, so yea he. He's a drag queen so

[jovial kite]

and right now the tabloids go batshivt insane

[hoary copper]

Lol

[jovial kite]

because he has hiv

i wish i didnt know

but i do

[hoary copper]

Yea I just read that

[jovial kite]

i never watch eurovision

but i always know whats going on

because that shit is literal media mafia forcefeed bullshit

[hoary copper]

Is that like an American Idol kind of thing?

[jovial kite]

yes

you cant avoid it

[hoary copper]

but probably less annoying judges than Katy Perry

[jovial kite]

yes the judges is us

[spare cloud]

Ok im back

Don?

[hoary copper]

Katy Perry is on American Idol, and she's quite annoying

[spare cloud]

I heard Katy Perry is smart af

[keen inlet]

she probably is

[spare cloud]

Is math related to science though?

[jovial kite]

is the circumference of bobs correlated with intellect

[keen inlet]

tbh the dumb act works, so women keep doing it in our culture

which is unfortunate

[jovial kite]

yes its called appeal to teens

[keen inlet]

I didn't date much down south because I didn't find it attractive at all

[hoary copper]

There's a drag queen on Idol as well, speaking of. Did it as a man and didn't get far. So far Ada Vox is top 14

[keen inlet]

"You're not dumb at all, though"

of course not
"then why do you act that way"
act what way
"....."

[hoary copper]

Men arent much better down here either Don

[keen inlet]

heh mississippi was an eye-opener

[jovial kite]

dont the american women grow out of being stupid

[hoary copper]

I bet...I dont think I'd ever move there (or Alabama or Misouri)

[jovial kite]

acting stupid**

[keen inlet]

depends on the region honestly

obligatory "not all women" etc

[jovial kite]

y y ofc

[keen inlet]

There was, in high school and undergrad at least, a pervasive culture of "act dumb, be cutthroat behind the scenes" while I was down there

this is off topic tho

y'all got me

[hoary copper]

We win guys!

[jovial kite]

rekt

[jovial kite]

the don has been goofed

[hoary copper]

Welcome to the dark side

have a cookie

[jovial kite]

wait

its doable

[hoary copper]

When you're at work and think you copied and pasted but you paste the last thing which is "conchivta wurst"

[manic vigil]

[hoary copper]

Luckily that email did not go out

[fervent beacon]

My friend used my phone chrome which opened up 4chan thread on YLYL and it was filled with tranny porn

[hoary copper]

"friend"

[fervent beacon]

We were lost so I told her to look up direction as I saved it on my phone

[plain thistle]

😂

[strange python]

Oh my

[hoary copper]

No shame Void, you like what you like

[zealous dew]

⚛

[solid nova]

Good to know void gave the bj in his jeep

[manic vigil]

[hoary copper]

gave or got?

[manic vigil]

That's his joke

[hoary copper]

important word choices. Like linear vs exponential. Right @supple hearth

[manic vigil]

It's so fucking hot here, I'm outright mad

[hoary copper]

88 here, cool day for us in April

or 31 for you euros

[manic vigil]

31

That's even hotter

Where do you live? In a volcano

[hoary copper]

Basically...we call it Florida

[manic vigil]

Yikes

[hoary copper]

Its usually at least 32 by now

[manic vigil]

You got good ac tho I bet

[hoary copper]

yea, we'd die otherwise

[manic vigil]

I'd just sit in an ice cold room and never leave

Ez

So since I don't have an ac

You have it better after all

[hoary copper]

I dont think Walt thought of this when he started his Florida project -.-

[manic vigil]

[wise frigate]

Ah you live in this shithole too

[manic vigil]

Ah well the sun is going down soon and then it will be all right

[wise frigate]

@hoary copper

[hoary copper]

Yep. Central, work for a mouse, live in Cocoa

[wise frigate]

I live with all the college kids. Gator chomp

[hoary copper]

mmm dragonfly sushi tho

[wise frigate]

I’m not a sushi guy but even I know Dragonfly’s where it’s at

Satchels though 😍

[hoary copper]

hmm dont think I've been there. Used to live in horse capital of the world and had friends so we'd go there once in a while

[wise frigate]

Ocala eh?

[hoary copper]

Yep

good eats there, lots of money in Ocala during season

[wise frigate]

Definitely. Lots of horses and excessively lifted trucks too

[hoary copper]

Pretty much. the rich only come down for winter and the horse poor people stay. Like us.

HITS is fun to watch tho in March ish. 100K grand prix jumping and I think theres a 1m prize at teh end.

[wise frigate]

Sounds like most of this state tbh. Outside of the rednecks and half dead people and Cubans.

[hoary copper]

Feels like we have way more red necks in cocoa than we did near Ocala tho

[wise frigate]

True. Ocala isn’t really redneck country. Too much money around for that

[jovial kite]

channel

[wise frigate]

Bronson though...more red than white round there

[calm grail]

This Merican talk?

[wise frigate]

🇺🇸

Just Florida boys bonding over both living in America’s penis

[hoary copper]

aha and not in the good way

[calm grail]

You better watch out brother, you start telling these euroqueefs you're American and they'll start picking on you.

You're supposed to be a closeted American like me.

[wise frigate]

America’s unwashed and hairy penis*

[marble hemlock]

if the US were a human body, i dont think florida would be its penis

[hoary copper]

Morriston, Williston, Mcanopy are your neighbors so I can imagine they would be more redneck

[calm grail]

Thank God I'm nowhere near Florida.

[naive cypress]

During KB window, do i overlap on surge of toxins to maintain 100% uptime?

[calm grail]

I live in literally the best part of the country in my horribly biased opinion.

[hoary copper]

Im not originally from here, which prob makes it worse

[wise frigate]

Definitely. Go 15 minutes in any direction and boom rednecks.

[hoary copper]

Dont really need to track SoT, just the envenom buff thingy

[naive cypress]

Ok, so i can let it fall off for 1 sec ish

[wise frigate]

I’ve lived here for what, 18 years now?

[hoary copper]

I hated going through those towns, especially mcanopy

[calm grail]

I live in New England.

[hoary copper]

Im from Mass Niralath

[calm grail]

Waowowow

NH here

[wise frigate]

Just make sure you have Surge up for the last 4 seconds of KB @naive cypress

[hoary copper]

Nice. Manchvegas?

[jovial kite]

i think this kilocalory talk belongs to #off-topic

[wise frigate]

I don’t.

[naive cypress]

Ye, so if i use finisher when KB is on 5-4 sec left i am certain

[echo estuary]

If you don't like how we do things heer'n murica then you ken GIT OUT!!

[hoary copper]

kilocalory? Big Swedish words are confusing >.>

[naive cypress]

Cause SoT is 5 sec?

[foggy folio]

I've been out of the game for a while what's the current state of sin in 3v3 competitively

[jovial kite]

yes swedish

[calm grail]

You might as well say that you're Swedish, Finland is the dumpster of Scandinavia.

[hoary copper]

Check #pvp @foggy folio idk how many do pvp here

[wise frigate]

Yeah @naive cypress

[jovial kite]

another amerifat proves his ignorance

[echo estuary]

Someone said Swedistan?

[jovial kite]

Finland doesnt belong to scandinavia

checkmate mcdongers

[calm grail]

I'm underweight!

[jovial kite]

quick, take him to gitmo for testing!!

[calm grail]

I'm also not a republican :(

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia

Is that wrong though?

[jovial kite]

nope

scandinavia is defined where the skands span/spanned

finland lies in the scandinavian peninsula but is not a part of scandinavia

we are the dropouts

the inbetweeners

[calm grail]

Yeah, but if you read the article the English usage we tend to group Finland in with the others.

[jovial kite]

you tend to be wrong

like

utterly

[calm grail]

Okayyy

[jovial kite]

we are a nordic country

but not scandinavian country

did you read the article you linked :d

[calm grail]

I'm sorry, I could edit my joke so the point still stands.

[sullen mountain]

[jovial kite]

hey theres this thing called x, better call it xy

🤷🏿

top point

but my anti banter worked as intended

muh

ahaha

[hoary copper]

oh go eat a herring >.>

[calm grail]

I'm sorry my dude, I didn't mean to hit a nerve.

[jovial kite]

i love herrings

[vernal adder]

[hoary copper]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/057/323/c3b.png

[jovial kite]

you couldnt even hit a sleeping cow due to being exhausted because statistically 1/3 of americans are obese and 1/3 of americans are overweight

checkmate mcdoubletriples

[calm grail]

Bruen have you had herring?

It's delicious.

[hoary copper]

I have, its gross

[calm grail]

What about the other third!

[jovial kite]

the odds are against you

[calm grail]

I'm 6'1 in freedom units and only 165 lbs.

[jovial kite]

i can rest easy knowing that 2 times out of 3 id be fine and nerve untounche

d

[hoary copper]

I'm almost 6'1 and 190ish, I feel fat

[jovial kite]

how much is that in developed-world units

im not fluent in 3rd world measurement units

[hoary copper]

http://bfy.tw/Hjh9

[calm grail]

1.854 meters

74.8 Kilos

[jovial kite]

6 feet, 3.2 inches this is my height in hamburgers

[wise frigate]

I'm way too skinny. 5'10 155

[calm grail]

Trying to find the Swedish flag but all that's popping up is 🇸🇾

[jovial kite]

thats pretty accurate

[spare cosmos]

do you guys think its worth putting bleeds on the cannon of garothi? those things die so fast it doesnt seem worth

[dense blaze]

Damn bank closed my account cause my mother closed her account and she was still on it

[wise frigate]

I'm curious what the simp has to say.

[calm grail]

The benefits of having a giant Ocean.

Helps keep all the hamburgers afloat

[jovial kite]

thank god theres a giant ocean

all the fat in the world stays contained in one place

[hoary copper]

There's a dirty joke in there somewhere

[jovial kite]

but trump wants to drain the swam

p

no

the ocean

[calm grail]

Shit you're right.

Why is food so cheap here?

[keen inlet]

[sullen mountain]

[jovial kite]

so much cows

it must be it

[manic vigil]

slagg

why you bullying my murican boiz?

[jovial kite]

they called me the dumpster of scandinavia

[wise frigate]

Tbf we're easy targets.

[jovial kite]

i take pride in not being one with the swedes

[manic vigil]

so retaliation is your thing? just like muricans!

[jovial kite]

no

mere defensive maneuver

[calm grail]

Listen, I was just referencing a BBC article I saw like a year ago where it said that Finland is the sick man of Europe.

[north basin]

how much seconds reduce from 3 vendetta relics to 2 vendeta relics?

[jovial kite]

nothing all the bellyfat couldnt deflect

[calm grail]

I didn't write that article!

[manic vigil]

I like Finnland and the USA ❤

and I'm not ashamed to admit it!

yes, perelman, you can call me SJW now

to be fair I should phrase it differently

I hate all human beings equally!

[jovial kite]

DISCLAIMER: in case someone thought im serious, im not

[spare cloud]

Most people who like the usa probably couldn't even survive there

[jovial kite]

thanks for your time

your mcoctoburgers will be delivered to your feedingtubes in three minutes

[manic vigil]

now that I said it out loud like that

[vague walrus]

Any multi class players know what is the slowest melee spec in the game is atm

[manic vigil]

I don't think it's true anymore

[spare cloud]

assa

[manic vigil]

[spare cosmos]

@vague walrus what do you mean by slowest? least buttons to press?

[spare cloud]

Who are you

[jovial kite]

assa has the lowest apm of all

[hoary copper]

Sin is still the lowest apm

[jovial kite]

one apm to rule them all

[vague walrus]

Least spammy not having to press a button every gcd

[spare cloud]

Assa

[manic vigil]

mcoctoburger sounds good actually. what is it slagg?

I want one

[spare cloud]

its a burger with octopus

[manic vigil]

sounds good

[jovial kite]

its made by mcdharma to keep people overweight

[vague walrus]

Really there's nothing slower than ass

[jovial kite]

it has 8 burgers in it

and octopi

[hoary copper]

Nope

[spare cloud]

I mean you dont need to press buttons on any class

[manic vigil]

8 burgers

okay that might be a little bit too much

[hoary copper]

I like calamari and all, but that sounds gross

[jovial kite]

but big brother doesnt care if its a bit too miuch

it goes in the feeding tube

[spare cloud]

I hate everything that comes out of the sea

[jovial kite]

have you had campfire-prepared salmon?

[calm grail]

Slaggs mad because Finlands economy would collapse at the strain of trying to craft a McOctoburger. She has to settle for a simple single Patty Burger.. hah!

[manic vigil]

Idk, I don't care about fitness/health either. But it's a conscious choice

[calm grail]

What a pleb.

[hoary copper]

That sounds good

[jovial kite]

i dont eat shit

so im good

[zealous dew]

balanced

[dense blaze]

@vague walrus The spec is literally snooze fest dot play and SoT/Envenom clipping, can't get much slower than that

[jovial kite]

@spare cloud but no srs

try it if u can

[manic vigil]

I wonder when Don will show up

[spare cloud]

ocotoburger

or what?

[calm grail]

Pickled or creamed herring Slagg?

[jovial kite]

campfire prepared salmon

[calm grail]

I like pickled.

[jovial kite]

you stave a filet of salmon onto a wooden board

[spare cloud]

I meant to say except fish

[jovial kite]

season it with salt

oh

[spare cloud]

fish is awesome

I just dont like

[jovial kite]

yeah im with you

[spare cloud]

crab

and shit like that

[manic vigil]

other way around for me

[calm grail]

Salmon, goat cheese and baby spinach salads are my go to salads.

[manic vigil]

uhoh

[jovial kite]

don kicking tom again

[manic vigil]

the popo

let's REE him away!

[hoary copper]

Deleted v_v

[jovial kite]

and fresh taters

freshly cooked taters*

[calm grail]

Needs chives.

[jovial kite]

[manic vigil]

that picture is gold slagg

btw, since flowi always seems angry but most likely isn't

what might it look like when he is for realzies angry

[spare cloud]

dont eat shit btw

[manic vigil]

[spare cloud]

[jovial kite]

actually went and doublechecked if i ate subway

i admire persistence

[spare cloud]

I mean idc, I eat a lot of shit as well

the balance is key

[jovial kite]

spend more than you gain

(calories)

not money

[spare cloud]

I worked with bike today

was nice tbh

[hoary copper]

I spend more than I gain....but in money

[manic vigil]

boring advice tbh

in both cases

[spare cloud]

I think I rode around 30km around with bike

while working

[naive cypress]

On Portal Keeper

[spare cloud]

was decent

[naive cypress]

Do i hold opener for first add upstairs?

[hoary copper]

what difficulty?

probably not

[naive cypress]

HC

On mythic i am runner

[spare cloud]

Depends on what your group needs

no definite answer

[manic vigil]

agreed

[naive cypress]

Ok

Its for parsing

So what would be better total dmg?

[spare cloud]

then you dont want to go up anyways

so you already fucked up

for parsing

[jovial kite]

@manic vigil guess thats why americans are born in debt and overweight

[manic vigil]

[naive cypress]

I see

[spare cloud]

but total damage would probably be using it on boss

[manic vigil]

you are such a savage

[spare cloud]

if you dont have to cancel the vendetta

with cancel i mean

go to the portal while vendetta is still up

[spare nebula]

question: on m vari, do y'all save your vendetta for every add? feels bad only getting 4 (maaaaybe 5th at the very very end) per fight on an 8min fight

err

King

not vari

[jovial kite]

[spare cloud]

Depends on the build you play

[jovial kite]

[spare nebula]

psn

[spare cloud]

Yeh

what setup

[spare nebula]

shoulders/bracers

[spare cloud]

Nobody plays bleed nowadays

then yes save

[jovial kite]

we are few but we are fierce

[spare nebula]

k. i also find myself delaying kb/tb a bit if adds are coming up in ~10-15 sec. bad?

[spare cloud]

the majority of your logs are

poison

what are you even talking about

[jovial kite]

yes

because i lucked one raid

got like 15% pb

good build

[spare cloud]

fierce respeccer

Yeh its fun.

You never go full bleed

Slagg

give me advice at slay the spire

please

[jovial kite]

umm

yeah

one thing i learnt playing countless of hours getting my ass beat in sts

by normal mobs elites and bosses

is that

git gud

[spare nebula]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/KCmb6NB7F2Lvy4WD#fight=9&type=auras&source=12&comparesearchplayer=12&comparesearch=2.10.2.28&pins=0%24Separate%24%23244F4B%24casts%240%240.0.0.Any%24192852082.0.0.Rogue%24true%240.0.0.Any%24false%24245388^0%24Separate%24%23909049%24casts%240%240.0.0.Any%24192852082.0.0.Rogue%24true%240.0.0.Any%24false%24192759^0%24Separate%24%23a04D8A%24casts%240%240.0.0.Any%24192852082.0.0.Rogue%24true%240.0.0.Any%24false%2479140^0%24Separate%24%23DF5353%24casts%240%240.0.0.Any%24192852082.0.0.Rogue%24true%240.0.0.Any%24false%241856^0%24Separate%24rgb(78%25, 61%25, 43%25)%24auras-gained%240%240.0.0.Any%240.0.0.Any%24true%24192852082.0.0.Rogue%24false%24192759^0%24Separate%24%23a0a0a0%24auras-gained%240%240.0.0.Any%240.0.0.Any%24true%24192852082.0.0.Rogue%24false%2432645

sorry for the long link

[jovial kite]

xD

[spare nebula]

trying to figure out if I can do something better

[marble hemlock]

[8:39 PM] Slaggjack: we are few but we are fierce

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/rankings/17#boss=2063&class=Rogue&spec=Assassination&search=abilities.200806

[spare nebula]

my pb was pretty low (4%) but still

[marble hemlock]

"we"

LUL

[spare cloud]

I mean there is also

@lone junco

but I wouldnt call him fierce

[jovial kite]

yes

[marble hemlock]

yeah

[jovial kite]

do you not consider a chinese person a human bean

[echo estuary]

team fierce

[marble hemlock]

hes from taiwan

dont think hed like it if you called him chinese to his face

careful, youre insulting your only friend

[spare nebula]

if anyone feels like going over those logs, I'd be super grateful.

[jovial kite]

i mean

cant really blame me for that when taiwan is one of the most racist places on earth

[marble hemlock]

thats racist

[jovial kite]

its truth 🤷🏿

[marble hemlock]

ironic

[echo estuary]

i thought thats finland

[spare cloud]

Every place you visit is the most racist place on earth

[jovial kite]

no we love immigrants

[marble hemlock]

you just dont get any?

[jovial kite]

oh we do

we are the backdoor of europe

and russia in particular

[marble hemlock]

yeah, russia sure likes to "cradle" your backdoor

[jovial kite]

yes

indeed

they drop their dookies in our backyard

[spare cloud]

dookies

what is that

[supple hearth]

#off-topic didn't don already meme about this like 10m ago

[spare cloud]

ahaha the defintion

[marble hemlock]

i just got in here 5min ago

[jovial kite]

yes

[calm grail]

Isn't finland still a Nato country despite Russia being so close?

[jovial kite]

no

[calm grail]

Or is it not?

[jovial kite]

we will never be

[spare cloud]

Yes but from Don not writing anymore you can

take away that he gave up

[calm grail]

Yeah, Russia probably wouldn't like that.

Got to keep them happy.

[jovial kite]

we are their only buffer

in this neck of the woods

[calm grail]

I was just reading some Finnish history out of curiosity, and it looks like they haven't always been so nice to you.

[jovial kite]

no

they havent been too kind

[marble hemlock]

"havent always been nice to you"

LUL

[jovial kite]

first they created the finnish communist party

then they invited all the finnish communists to russia to live and prosper

then they killed them all

[calm grail]

Finland and the US are still allies though right with or without Nato I assume.

[jovial kite]

every single one

[calm grail]

You just can't officially be part of NATO because that would trigger them pretty severely I imagine.

[jovial kite]

yes

and the defining word is here officially

we will never have nato missiles

etc

because of that word

[calm grail]

It's the same thing with why China accepts North Korea.

[jovial kite]

and thats enough for russia

[spare cloud]

I always thought finnland was like lowkey switzerland

never involving themselves in anything

[calm grail]

Because they don't want the US and a reunified Korea on their ass

[jovial kite]

no we been fucked over by both our neighbors in east and wst

[calm grail]

Also, I take back what I said earlier, do you happen to like men?

I don't, but I'm willing to marry you so I can move to Finland.

Apparently you have lots of fish and the healthcare is free

[keen inlet]

tbh

I'd do it too

[calm grail]

I'm like one of five Americans who isn't overweight.

[keen inlet]

I'm another of those five

I have no interest in being shot up in a movie theatre

[calm grail]

I promise I wont crush you.

I'll even wear makeup

[jovial kite]

i mean im all down for people moving here but id rather not take a baton up my ass doing it

[supple hearth]

I wish u would all move to #off-topic

[keen inlet]

they trapped me again

I have tried to migrate them

4 times now

[calm grail]

Here's the thing, the second we see a question we always answer it.

[spare cloud]

In the end Don ends up taking part in the conversation

[jovial kite]

he loves

[calm grail]

The conversations just happened to be better when you know the people you want to talk to are actually in the channel.

[keen inlet]

usa-bashing is easy bait for me

[calm grail]

Just happen*

[keen inlet]

anyway

#off-topic

[dense blaze]

I am a thin male

[sullen mountain]

[north basin]

guys. i have 950 relic with vendetta which brings it to 3vendettas. i have 975 for this slot which gives 1)master-alchemist 2) 1500 crit during proc 3) balanced blades. and it sims for 300 dps less. FUCK should i wear it anyway?XD

[ruby oar]

Is bleed build competitive nowadays? Wanna get away from meme bomb.

[hoary copper]

300 or 300K?

[north basin]

300

ofc

[hoary copper]

Bleed is pretty competitive with the right gear

Then theres no difference. Use which one you want, lower your ilvl if you want lol

[north basin]

2,235,371 vs 2,235,318 dps...

crazy,.,.

[hoary copper]

so 0.0% difference

[north basin]

even less than 300

yr

mb 3 vendettas ovverrated

coz sometimes i wait with it to align. at end of the fights etc

[ruby oar]

too bad all my relics are master poisoner and I'm stacked on mastery...

[spare cloud]

Whats bad about that

[north basin]

wanted to ask same lol XD

[tulip grotto]

hey guys what legos do you use for aggra

not doing so well as dmg

mythic^

[spare cloud]

usual ones

[tulip grotto]

fucking pb

[spare cloud]

Man

offtopic got too offtopic for me

send help

[hoary copper]

It got a bit political

[zealous dew]

i'm wiping on coven, send halp

[midnight latch]

how bout u finally do something for the gear u have

[zealous dew]

i iz playing lock!

[spare cloud]

@midnight latch

help

[vestal wren]

just one shot coven with

[midnight latch]

@spare cloud

[spare cloud]

You need to clean offtopic

its gotten out of hand

I cant do anything

I lost

[midnight latch]

@vestal wren that has to be a big pb fuu

[vestal wren]

oh ye that need to be a sumo

[sullen mountain]

[spare cloud]

I'm done with offtopic

somebody ask a question please

I'll answer

[turbid harbor]

how likely is it that i go 8 weeks without getting a poison bomb on an ad on kingaroth?

[midnight latch]

should I math that out?

[turbid harbor]

i'm happy to leave it at unlikely

and be a sad panda

[spare cloud]

Give me logs and I can give you the math

[sullen mountain]

question

[midnight latch]

of the top of my head I would say there are atleast two zeros right after the dot.

[strange python]

Seeing don with a purple name makes me 👌🏻😩

[turbid harbor]

ya

[sullen mountain]

do you guys vendetta at the start of kingaroth or on 1st add phase 🤔

[turbid harbor]

i mean during first 4 finishers

because that's where the cds are

but still fucking unlikely

[spare cloud]

Lets say you get 3 adds and 6 finishers per add

[midnight latch]

seeing don with a purple name makes me

[strange python]

Naya ❤

[midnight latch]

[sullen mountain]

i dont CD on the third because it dies so fast with hero

[strange python]

Wheres the blue name?

[spare cloud]

so thats 18 chances per fight, thats 144 chances over 8 weeks

[turbid harbor]

we lust boss after 3rd for execute

so (0.9)^144

assuming 4cp

[sullen mountain]

so do you CD on pull or on first add?

[spare cloud]

4 cp is 10%

[sullen mountain]

i could just go check logs of the top boys but id rather occupy you guys

[turbid harbor]

i use boots and cd every ad and 1 boss inbetween

[spare cloud]

So yeah

[midnight latch]

@sullen mountain mythic or hero?

[sullen mountain]

heroic

[spare cloud]

thats way more than just 2 zeros

[turbid harbor]

warcraftlogs has the proof

😄

purple parse 🤤

[midnight latch]

@sullen mountain I only can give u a gut answer which is based on feeling instead of factual evidence

[sullen mountain]

ok go for it

[turbid harbor]

the juicy 98 allstar kingaroth log 🤤

kill me 🤤

[midnight latch]

open with everything on pull and try to get most of the cds lined with the add phases after

[sullen mountain]

it wont happen

i think you can get the KB+TB line up but not vendetta

[midnight latch]

I believe u still hold vanish for first add thou

[sullen mountain]

if i use boots maybe

[lethal heart]

just play sub and dont count on rng @turbid harbor

👏

[turbid harbor]

my sub gear is so shit

it tilts me

[lethal heart]

or

actually

[sullen mountain]

assa and sub almost use the same stats

[lethal heart]

maybe i'm wrong

[turbid harbor]

i have shit tier both t20 and t21

[lethal heart]

because maybe for some reason top kingaroth logs are 4 set meme and people just getting lucky

[turbid harbor]

my offpieces make my sin gear so much better

i would assume people play t20 2pc on kingaroth

because more value from burst

but i havent checked logs

maybe it's an rng fiesta

[lethal heart]

neither me really

but i could see someone playing 4 set

and getting insane r ng here or there

[turbid harbor]

might as well pray for poison bomb at that point 😄

[hoary copper]

More blue than green, what is this

[turbid harbor]

it can't happen 9 weeks in a row

[lethal heart]

yea then its same shit

and as i'm saying checking random log

and guy got 7 procs during entire fight

but well it all depends when really

someone can have 10 procs and all be shit and someone can have 6 and all be good timed

[turbid harbor]

ya

i have to take a break after next week

so 1 more week for poison bomb

[prime void]

Just play a non

pb reliant build

makes life much more satisfying

[turbid harbor]

on kingaroth?

[prime void]

yeah

You just pretend it isnt a log

works for me

[turbid harbor]

but what if i want to do dps

[prime void]

no no

[turbid harbor]

i thought that was a given

[prime void]

thinking too much here

[turbid harbor]

hmm

[prime void]

there you go

Now you're thinking about not thinking

👌

[turbid harbor]

😡

[void pecan]

[sullen mountain]

[zealous dew]

20% avoidance

there we go

[thin plinth]

guys what is better for me if i dont have shoulders

subterfuge or nightstalker

[plain thistle]

[heavy plover]

feels fucking goodman

[shrewd night]

Get outta here with that shit

[heavy plover]

wasen't even my loot, some dk gave me it

kek'd

[wise frigate]

Ayy. 940 heroic glaives here. They feel good.

[void pecan]

I have 930? I think.

Glaives club

[heavy plover]

do you use glaives in m+ as sin, i didn't think i'd ever get any to even compete with my 960 memento

or just sub?

[spare cloud]

Sim hectic 10 man cleave

[heavy plover]

fight length like 40 sec?

[spare cloud]

Yes

[heavy plover]

is anyone here high m+ as sin?

[shrewd night]

Im high all the time m8

[manic vigil]

someone had to say it I guess

[heavy plover]

aren't we all high on life

feelsgoodman

[manic vigil]

RIP

[spare cloud]

Zempai roasted my log yesterday

[dire spoke]

[lone junco]

@spare cloud not fierce. 🤦‍♂️

[spare cloud]

D:

[thin plinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVrW-Yn8kFc

how does he proc so much poison bomb ?

i dont get it

[plain thistle]

R

N

G

😄

[thin plinth]

are the shoulders the most important item for M+

like i dont have them and tank out dmg me on AoE 😄

[plain thistle]

yup, you leave and re stealth a lot in a dungeon, and the trash pack doesnt last that long, thats why shoulder is BiS for mythic+

[strange python]

I have a strange problem.

[plain thistle]

and with T21 4p, you gain a lot of energy just by FoKing, dont even need to rupture for energy (during shoulder window)

with multiple targets ofc

[strange python]

So I've developed a compulsive jumping syndrome in combat.

[wise frigate]

Welcome to the club.

[strange python]

And I've sort of had the problem where I am only attacking when I land the jump instead of in the middle of the jump?

[wise frigate]

I also have compulsive space bar + a + d + a + d + spacebar + a + d + a + d x infinity

[strange python]

But the problem is that I jump slower than the global cooldown.

So I'm sort of missing the gcd by a smidge.

So I can either un-bind my space bar or get a weakaura that displays the global cooldown in some obvious way

[cedar thistle]

I just got shoulders and last week clock . Are they good ?

Input please

[manic vigil]

_ >

[sullen mountain]

[prime void]

I wonder if shoulders are good

100% crit cant be good though right ?

[sullen mountain]

nah

[drifting cloud]

130% crit so much gets wasted

[normal orchid]

do rupture/garotte snapshot on vendeta and hemorrhage?

lvling my assasination right now and im wondering if the order matters

[drifting cloud]

it doesnt

[normal orchid]

okay, thanks

[covert ibex]

is it now better to hold cds for vendetta looking through logs and looks like people holding cds for second vendetta and also toxic blade for end of kingsbane

havent played my rogue ina few months

[azure minnow]

U just press stuff off cd for most fights unless you know you'll only get 2 more uses of it or something in the fight

[zenith cloak]

so rn i don't have any Master sin relics or bonus traits from crucible currently equipped, but i just got a Ma relic that sims lower than my current setup. So does not having any bonus Ma traits make your rotation feel bad?

like does not having an extra Ma trait effect your vendetta line ups?

[covert ibex]

hmm ok just trying to see why my damage is low thats the only thing i can see

i clip envenoms/ruptures fine

[azure minnow]

Show us a log if you want

[drifting cloud]

must be a rly terrible relic then

because 1 MA is pretty big dps increase

people use 1 or 3, 2 make stuff disalign with lego shoulders

[zenith cloak]

could it be cause im at 7/7 Malc and if i use this new relic it gets rid of one?

[drifting cloud]

not really

its just the overall relic

1 ma and 1 malch are almost identical

[zenith cloak]

its a 960 fasces of the endless legions

[drifting cloud]

well NLC matters

so if it has dark sorrws and like garrote dmg on it

[zenith cloak]

base Ma and rolled balanced blades serrated edge and shadow walker

NLC?

[drifting cloud]

crucible

[zenith cloak]

sims say infusion of light and balanced blades is the best setup but it sims lower than my current relic setup

[drifting cloud]

well then your current relic is obv pretty decent or something 😄

[fast nacelle]

[kindred wind]

given equal ilvl, what are the best relics now? I have triple MA...which was good way back when

[zenith cloak]

its malc master of shadows and TB

[kindred wind]

it's been months since I played

[drifting cloud]

bis would be ma/mastery/malch

[kindred wind]

thank you Ryler

looked at the sin guide and couldn't find that

obs will sim whatever I get

but I figured MA x 3 couldn't be it anymore

with the DR on it

[drifting cloud]

its still pretty good

well its still bis

😄

[kindred wind]

what?

serious?

[drifting cloud]

its not huge bis or anything

[zenith cloak]

ryler, is not having an extra 1 or 3 Ma relics gonna effect my rotation heavily

[kindred wind]

okay

just slightly edges things out?

[zenith cloak]

like will it significantly effect my vendetta lining? if so ill just put it in anyways its only like a 200dps loss lol

[sand pumice]

In opener

Tb->Kb or Kb->Tb

And why

[drifting cloud]

tb

because initial kb dmg is huge portion of its dmg

and tb buffs that dmg.

[sand pumice]

Thanks

[vapid moth]

more azerite armor traits releases

[plain thistle]

finally more than 4-5% PB on aggramar mythic : https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/yMv614jtH2dXpGL3#fight=7&type=damage-done

😂

[onyx falcon]

feel like you took that extra PB procs and killed that sin rogue at the bottom there

[plain thistle]

nah, he disconnected

4 tanks ftw

4 tanks 5 healers 😂

safe mode

[strange python]

What you guys think about the nerfs to master poison talent on alpha

[quick ice]

I don't see a nerf to MP?

[strange python]

Is bleedsnature dmg?

 Toxic Blade   Stab your enemy with a toxic poisoned blade, dealing (59% of Attack power) Nature damage.
(The damage of your poisons)Your Nature damage done against the target is increased by 30% for 9 sec