assassination

[vapid moth]

Outlaw mage tower is easy though

[strange python]

They’re all easy now

[glad ferry]

All 3 mage towers are easy lol

[vapid moth]

Well yeah

But outlaw is trivial with marked for death

[solid nova]

Aga has like 94m hp or something, its less than most argus w quests lol

[glad ferry]

I killedd the outlaw one without noticing. I was just pressing buttons and it died

[vapid moth]

But the imps

You gotta kill them

[solid nova]

The imps that are 1-2 hit?

😂

[glad ferry]

whats your prog xae

[vapid moth]

With outlaw yeah they are

[quick ice]

outlaw is just as trivial because of the number of buffs you can use

[vapid moth]

I haven't progressed in weeks

So 1/11H

[solid nova]

1/11....heroic?

[glad ferry]

oh boy

lmao

[jagged oracle]

what lol

[solid nova]

Just making sure its not a typo

[glad ferry]

nothing

[vapid moth]

Mythic lo

L

[glad ferry]

ok thank god

[jagged oracle]

xD

[solid nova]

Casuals 🤢

[lost horizon]

1/11 heroic oh baby

[glad ferry]

11/11M masterrace 👌

[jagged oracle]

as if

[glad ferry]

?

[jagged oracle]

hurts my 0/11 heart..

xD

[glad ferry]

I mean tbh most 0/11M ppl just dont want to raid mythic which is fine

mythic isnt for everyone

[jagged oracle]

yea well i didnt play for a long time just came back a month ago and rerolled a few days ago

[shrewd night]

Came back a month ago and already rerolled

Wew

[jagged oracle]

legion hurts my class feelings..

played rog/pally/warri since classic

[cold spoke]

wait for bfa then

[scarlet mantle]

mythic progress is just 🤢

[shrewd night]

Take those words back

😡

[solid nova]

Rather raid mythic then afk stomp over heroic

[glad ferry]

Yeah raiding mythic is why I still play this game tbh. heroic doesn't matter at all.

[jagged oracle]

does anyone of you use the poison bomb WA and knows how to get it to a seperate chat window ?

[scarlet mantle]

depends how good is your group

[glad ferry]

We all start in shitty mythic guilds

then if youre determined you make yourself better and work your way through guilds

[solid nova]

Aside from dodgy pugs - How can anyone at this point in the expansion struggle with hc?

[glad ferry]

yea heroic is the easiest it's ever been tbh

[quick ice]

bad at game

[scarlet mantle]

aggramar still causes several wipes because of bad add management

[glad ferry]

lol

[shrewd night]

Bad add management

Fucking pop some healing cds

And massgrip all of them onto boss

EZ

[glad ferry]

not killing aggramar before any ads explode

[scarlet mantle]

well it's a pug, people suck beyond imagination

[glad ferry]

you're living the pug life ? why not get a guild lol

[solid nova]

"Aside from dodgy pugs"

[glad ferry]

I will never understand

[scarlet mantle]

quit my guild after aggramar mythic

too much baddies

I left on wipe 200 or so

[glad ferry]

too many bads ? then why cant you find another guild. you left cos your guild is bad yet youre stuck doing pugs?

[scarlet mantle]

2 weeks ago

[solid nova]

200 wipes for agg progress and you left?

[scarlet mantle]

nah I quit wow till bfa

[spare cloud]

I wouldnt want you in my guild

[solid nova]

You realise that the average for Agg is probably way above that?

[spare cloud]

thats for sure

[scarlet mantle]

200 wipes overgeared is too much for me

[solid nova]

200 for progression is not too much rofl

[shrewd night]

[scarlet mantle]

idk what you think

lol

idc*

[shrewd night]

Good luck in method bruh

[solid nova]

Lmao

[spare cloud]

Why are you here then

if you don't care about others opinions

[drifting cloud]

average for aggra is below 200 tbh

[spare cloud]

the logic is flawless

[obtuse cedar]

average for aggra is I believe 170 or so

[scarlet mantle]

I'm in a lot of channels

lol

[solid nova]

That's really good

lol

[glad ferry]

my guild had 110 wipes

on agg

[spare cloud]

I don't know how many tries it too kus

but its below 200 for sure

[solid nova]

110 is decent

We were definitely above that

Sub 150 im pretty sure

I'll have to check

[vapid moth]

My guild won't be hitting aggra

So I'm pugging mythic from now on

[solid nova]

Agg was probably my least favourite in terms of progression

[glad ferry]

you wont be hitting high command at this rate

[solid nova]

A long side Covern

[drifting cloud]

hf with that as 1/11 guy 😄

[spare cloud]

You're not even playing the game

wtf

[shrewd night]

Aggramar was delicious to progress as a rogue, what are you on about

[solid nova]

For rogue its great

In general

Not

[drifting cloud]

you had to prog coven richard?

[vapid moth]

I'm playing again actually

[spare cloud]

Not fun

[drifting cloud]

doesnt it just die in 2hours

[quick ice]

it was easy but so boring watching other people derp

[vapid moth]

Since last night

[solid nova]

HA

[shrewd night]

Shit sucks for everyone that chose a scrubclass then ololol

[solid nova]

I refuse to admit the amount of covern wipes

[drifting cloud]

we had like 18 pulls

[vapid moth]

So can you guys find me a pug

[drifting cloud]

mostly from people dieing on 1st fire adds lmao

[vapid moth]

Else imma just have to lead shit lol

[solid nova]

GL finding a mythic pug with 1/11 lol

[glad ferry]

lmao

[shrewd night]

Pugging mythics in general makes my trigger and nerveendings go all

[quick ice]

yeah hard pass on mythic pugs unless its an xpac old for me

[drifting cloud]

well depends if its true lfg pug or some semi guild alt run

[glad ferry]

How can you have peace of mind pugging mythic

[vapid moth]

Rip me then

[solid nova]

LFM 5/11M - 1/11M Leader /w me CE

[shrewd night]

Semi guild run != pug

[quick ice]

semi-pug!

[drifting cloud]

well thats what alot of them are tho

atleast the ones that actually kill bosses

[glad ferry]

by killing bosses you mean... ? hounds?

[obtuse cedar]

yeah some people just type : ez zerg mythic run 11/11 in 1 hour link curve 945+

lol

[drifting cloud]

a guildie cleared 9/11 on his alt this week so yeah

[spare cloud]

I've never seen a group like that

[glad ferry]

9/11 EZ

[shrewd night]

can already see it happening, the arguments going on in front of PK. I DONT WANT TO DO BUFFDUTY FUCK OFF SCRUBLORD REEEEEEEEE

[drifting cloud]

but I think it was over 2 week period they extended from last time

[glad ferry]

9 first boses are a literal joke

[shrewd oriole]

yeah

[obtuse cedar]

definitely not seen many like this, but when cross realm has been introduced I've seen some shit like that

[shrewd oriole]

this tier has one and a half fights

[quick ice]

honestly if I was pugging I'd volunteer for all the bitch duties because at least I know I know what the fuck I'm doing

[drifting cloud]

yeah sure gl pugging 9 bosses in 3-4h

[shrewd oriole]

pugs are shit

doesnt mean the bosses are hard

I wiped on coven hc yday

is coven hc hard? no

people are just bad

[quick ice]

if I do LFR I even stop people flying on vari sometimes

[shrewd night]

You just didnt have my druid there to boost your ass

Ayyyy

[spare cloud]

it's pretty hard for a hc boss

[glad ferry]

l

[shrewd oriole]

I wiped on LFR vari

is lfr vari hard

[shrewd night]

Yes

[glad ferry]

LF forum post asking for normal ABT to be nerfed

[drifting cloud]

I saw someone wipe on lfr eonar

not kidding

[spare cloud]

Difficulty should always be considered in context

[shrewd oriole]

wiping doesnt mean the boss is hard

[glad ferry]

cos ''I cant clic my spells fast enough to get out of the bad stuff in time :'(''

[shrewd oriole]

there are guilds wiping on KG

is KG hard?

no

[spare cloud]

ofc coven hc is easy compared to kj mythic

[shrewd oriole]

people are just not good at the game

[shrewd night]

Titsontoast, you HAVE to read the warcraftlogs is a bully tool topic

[solid nova]

A lot of people are just not good at the game

[spare cloud]

its hard for the average person

[solid nova]

Fixed that for you

[shrewd oriole]

I'd say

[glad ferry]

Oh no, I don't want cancer @shrewd night

[shrewd oriole]

98% of this game's playerbase

is awful

[shrewd night]

Cancer is fun in that aspect.

[solid nova]

Thats harsh Tom

I'd sit it at 97%

[glad ferry]

lol knowing myself it'll make me lose faith in humanity tbh

[drifting cloud]

.3 repeating ofcourse

[shrewd oriole]

that's where I get my stat from

[glad ferry]

HAHAHA

[vapid moth]

People are just lazy

[shrewd oriole]

1.59%, rounded to 2

[solid nova]

Is it only 1.59%

[spare cloud]

I don't think that makes sense

[shrewd oriole]

98% is bad

[solid nova]

Jesus christ

[drifting cloud]

thats not whole playerbase tho tom

[shrewd oriole]

ye

it's only the ones on wclgs

so it's generous

[glad ferry]

True, people are fucking awful. Most people REFUSE to use weak auras

[solid nova]

Well PvP is a minigame so we dont count that

[vapid moth]

I don't use WA....

[shrewd oriole]

you could easily make the argument that 99% of the player base is bad

[solid nova]

@vapid moth That doesnt surprise me

[shrewd night]

Thats why youre only 1/11M

AYYYYY

[glad ferry]

I had people in my OLD guild REFUSEEE to use weak auras cause it made their PC lag

[shrewd night]

🔥

Woooo

[shrewd oriole]

[drifting cloud]

yeah but thats a % of all guilds

[shrewd night]

Lets go

[shrewd oriole]

[drifting cloud]

but some of those guilds cant even do mythic

[vapid moth]

But I remember all the mechanics

And can track all my shit myself comfortably

[solid nova]

"Ive not done the bosses but ive looked all the tactics up, inv me"

[shrewd oriole]

[glad ferry]

Weak auras doesnt mean you dont remember mechanics. Theres a difference between doing mechanics correctly and actually not knowing a mechanic

[spare cloud]

Guys you have to consider

[quick ice]

I am the 98% 😦

[spare cloud]

Xaethron is the kind of genius that can do everything first try

[shrewd oriole]

it's ok

[vapid moth]

I never said that

[shrewd night]

no bully

[shrewd oriole]

most people ar the 98%

[glad ferry]

LUL

[drifting cloud]

well he is a male night elf after all

masterrace

[vapid moth]

Ryler gets it

[solid nova]

I'm gonna grab lunch

[vapid moth]

It's in the blood

[solid nova]

Play nice while im gone

[glad ferry]

@drifting cloud OH SHIT

[solid nova]

And tag me in spicy memes so i dont miss anything

[vapid moth]

Anyway

[shrewd night]

@solid nova Been a while since I did the top3 meme, but Xaethron is the mastermind behind it

So tagging you in THAT shit

[solid nova]

@vapid moth SPICY MEMES, NOT DEAD ONES. YOU HEAR?

[vapid moth]

I still need a way to reliably do mythic

[quick ice]

I am almost the 2%!

[glad ferry]

Get a guild then

LOL

[spare cloud]

Hello I'm Xaethron

I want to do Mythic

but I'm too lazy to search for a guild

give me support

[shrewd night]

NO BULLY

[light jacinth]

🍆

[glad ferry]

REEEEEEEEE

[drifting cloud]

yeah like 6-8/11 guilds are kinda awful not rly hard to get into one

[spare cloud]

Indeed

[shrewd oriole]

kinda

KINDA

[vapid moth]

Hmmm

[light jacinth]

raiding is for nerds

[glad ferry]

then once youre 8\11M and IF you have good logs

Easy to get into an11/11

[solid nova]

When you become better than them, you leave

Rinse and repeat

[glad ferry]

nibren is bad confirmed

[light jacinth]

ye confirmed

[shrewd oriole]

nibren's only purpose

is padding on aggramar

[light jacinth]

look at this dude tom

[spare cloud]

We require 9/11 for new recruits

[shrewd oriole]

[light jacinth]

dude i was so close

like 3k

[spare cloud]

and thats top 100

[light jacinth]

to my sub r1

as assass

[light jacinth]

[shrewd oriole]

[light jacinth]

so close dude

bad confirmed

[shrewd oriole]

never lucky

wish I could do your pad strat

[light jacinth]

3 month old log btw

[spare cloud]

PK

[drifting cloud]

cant even beat sub rogue frm januarjy lol l2p

[shrewd oriole]

965

[light jacinth]

ye how shit am i

[shrewd oriole]

r1

[glad ferry]

[light jacinth]

feels bad dude

if i played sub i could do 3mil ez i think

but aggramar

[drifting cloud]

you still do the same strat when u got r1?

[light jacinth]

i mean it depends

i would of beaten that sub log but

[glad ferry]

I never get PBs on adds 😦

[light jacinth]

tank rank boss to uganda

ran*

[glad ferry]

my brudda

[vapid moth]

See

It's not a dead meme

[glad ferry]

it is

[light jacinth]

it is

[glad ferry]

he just said the trigger word

[vapid moth]

😢

[light jacinth]

[drifting cloud]

red sanic

[vapid moth]

@gusty kestrel Qween

[light jacinth]

🥒 @gaunt moat

[keen inlet]

Take it to off-topic lads

[shrewd night]

[glad ferry]

ded maymay

[keen inlet]

De wae ➡ 🚪

[light jacinth]

i'll take u to off topic don

u little nympho girl u

[vapid moth]

Ugandan knuckles has relevance to assassination chat though

[drifting cloud]

red sanic literally stole nibrens rogue r1 aggra rank

how is that off topic

[glad ferry]

hmmmmmmmmmmm

[light jacinth]

[glad ferry]

[honest pelican]

time to do argus campaign for a 9th time, fml, if i can get a few more months of 8+ toons running gold/rep token missions every 1-2hrs i guess

easy 1m+ gold a month since the markets are slowing down

you;ve never seen or heard of people who simply

use their phone app, or login, send missions

and reap in 1m+ gold a month

from follower missions @light jacinth

[light jacinth]

no i do carry runs and make 1mil in 2 days

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vestal wren]

nicu

[light jacinth]

but pls brag about ur 1mil a month some more

[drifting cloud]

oce market when everyone comes to u

what an easy game

[honest pelican]

1m is nothing to brag about, im just saying, its easy and relaxed

[light jacinth]

assassination channel

[honest pelican]

how much do you carry for mythic?

[light jacinth]

randomly talking about the gold u make

[honest pelican]

[8:54 AM] Nibren: no i do carry runs and make 1mil in 2 days
[8:54 AM] Nibren: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[spare cloud]

How much do you carry for mythic?

what?

[light jacinth]

you tagged me?

r u dense

[honest pelican]

🍴

im just curious how much goldyou make now

from carrying runs

[spare cloud]

Depends on what you do

[light jacinth]

well it goes to guild, so none from that

[honest pelican]

i know some people can get 200k a run easy from foolswith too much money to spend

[light jacinth]

mythic anyway

200k yikes

[spare cloud]

Mythic full clear with mount is like 16M

[honest pelican]

i know others who run a 3 man team, my buddy does blood DK, ele shm en shm and sometimes can carry 2 depending on affix, or adds in a DH

[light jacinth]

we were selling heroic on release for 1.4mil

[spare cloud]

so thats about 600k for every member

[drifting crypt]

what are the OC prices for mythic argus?

[light jacinth]

like 10 with mount or smthn

[spare cloud]

Argus is 7 Mil

with mount

[honest pelican]

guild on my server has mount + mythic for 10m

[spare cloud]

Yeah thats too much

way too much

[drifting cloud]

tbh its gonna drop so much

[honest pelican]

i dunno who the hell would ever do that honestly, despite knowingsome have already

[spare cloud]

Nah

[drifting crypt]

nah, 10mil is pretty common

[spare cloud]

it will drop and go up in the end

[drifting cloud]

just wait for nerfs

[light jacinth]

we've stopped selling anyway

[spare cloud]

when everyone wants it

[light jacinth]

but 10mil is standard

[spare cloud]

10 mil is not common

[honest pelican]

i dont even like mythic argus mount i find it uglym, and the title is not something im fond of

[light jacinth]

10mil is pretty common

we've exceeded that for every buyer

idk, trade

perks of being oceanic

[honest pelican]

so many people pay for gold its redic

[light jacinth]

literally 1 server

[spare cloud]

Yeah well

okay then

[drifting cloud]

US and OCE have the same economy right

[light jacinth]

sort of

[spare cloud]

We are on german realms and we get 7M max

[light jacinth]

oce isn't apart of US so to speak

people who want to buy off us have to xfer

[spare cloud]

And other european realms have comparable prices

[honest pelican]

i paid some broke ass dude 150k to let me loot mythic guldan mount last right over his 99 roll vs my 42, only have 4 mounts left to go on our team, i didnt wannaa want 4 more weeks

[drifting cloud]

wait they do, I thought you could join oce groups

[spare cloud]

because russian guilds plummet prices

[drifting crypt]

general

[drifting cloud]

and enjoy the ping

[spare cloud]

they do stuff for like half everyone else does

because russian wow economy is fucked

[honest pelican]

guys were assassins, the creed is only allowed here

please take all other chat to general

[light jacinth]

i mean ye they can but, for gold purposes

[honest pelican]

respect exobases wishes plz

[light jacinth]

they have to pay on our server

[drifting cloud]

oh right obv they cant pay you

[keen inlet]

ty

[light jacinth]

[lone junco]

👌

[light jacinth]

preach

[drifting cloud]

is this a coded message what could it mean

[spare cloud]

I beg to differ.

I was gonna remove it myself

how are you faster

the instadelete though

[honest pelican]

the true question, why cant rogues get a shot at the argus scythe to drop??? its redic, we should be able to wield scythes

[keen inlet]

@honest pelican you can get kamas (one-hand scythes) off a few rares on argus

we're not built to be 2h class.

[honest pelican]

yeah ive got em, but the scythe of the unmaker is sex

i miss my illidan bow...

[lone junco]

nah

[heavy linden]

@light jacinth you still around?

:lurking:

[light jacinth]

ye what up

[heavy linden]

honestly i was wondering if you had any general use tips, been playing sin rogue since early ToS and im for sure getting better, but ive been progressing M and my parses are nowhere near where near where id like them to be (wanna say my m parses are in the 40s)

[keen inlet]

Most of the best rogues cba to babysit chat and answer questions that are right in the guide

[shrewd oriole]

😃

[keen inlet]

Moderation of RH has never had anything to do with "best" play and never will

[shrewd oriole]

Idd

Notter is the worst rogue I know personally

[light jacinth]

[keen inlet]

Also don't @ Nibren or I will end you

this is a NO
BULLY
ZONE

[light jacinth]

they can @ me

[heavy linden]

😳

[shrewd oriole]

@light jacinth you're bad

and your tak is bad

[light jacinth]

ty

i agree

[shrewd oriole]

I wish he was MY dad

[light jacinth]

@light jacinth

idiot lol

oh

[shrewd oriole]

[keen inlet]

@strange python Don't @ me or my daughter ever again

[shrewd oriole]

@keen inlet

Hi dad

[keen inlet]

And TAKE
The MEMES

to OFF TOPIC

[honest pelican]

is poison bomb a trait o what

[keen inlet]

ffs.

[gaunt moat]

one more tag and i'm disabling mentiones forever.

[heavy linden]

wep golden trait

[shrewd oriole]

@honest pelican it's a weapon trait

[heavy linden]

soon to be talent in BFA

[gaunt moat]

wow that was super effective. i can't even disable mentions.

[honest pelican]

ah bag of tricks yeah i forgot

[shrewd oriole]

@shrewd oriole

beat that

[light jacinth]

cant remove mentions when you mention yourself

@light jacinth

[shrewd oriole]

how much should I charge

for a bottle of adderall

from a rich chinese kid

[heavy linden]

price gouging is important

[solid nova]

@shrewd oriole If you don't get a dank chow mein out of it you've been scammed

[lone junco]

@light jacinth wew guys all still meme ing each other endlessly?

jeed carter etc

[light jacinth]

:~)

[lone junco]

lads for life then. good for you

[honest pelican]

poo poo skadoo

[frozen pecan]

I'm missing out on all the fun today 😦

[keen inlet]

wewlads mostly Warframelads these days

[frozen pecan]

everytime I open up discord chats dead, everytime I close it's going down, memes everywhere 😢

[heavy linden]

Easy solution. Never close it, unless your laptop dies... then you gotta get the phone... 😓

[sharp viper]

yeah but then the chat will remain dead

[frozen pecan]

^

[heavy linden]

But you won't miss anything 😉

[slim estuary]

Quick question @keen inlet . Am I allowed PB procs now that im green?

[keen inlet]

[slim estuary]

I just dont want a horrible proc rate like last week and thought maybe if i kept some green on me I could paint the floor with it and pretend 😢

[frozen pecan]

take off that ugly helmet

[solid nova]

It's not in the right channel

Everyone panic

Rules!

[frozen pecan]

#transmog

[slim estuary]

Um I'm asking about whether it will improve my PB proc which is a sin abil so?

[honest pelican]

oh god papag

u broken the cardinal rule

u put a transmog, in a sin channel!

RACK EM

start with the fingers

[strange python]

🤔

[shrewd oriole]

@shrewd oriole hello when do I tb

[manic vigil]

[light jacinth]

wrong belt and gloves too

[solid nova]

@shrewd oriole We had "is rupture a finishing move" yesterday

[light jacinth]

0/10 effort

[shrewd oriole]

no

really?

finish me daddy

[solid nova]

I came on discord a few times, same quality of questions all day

[light jacinth]

[solid nova]

Didnt come back

[light jacinth]

[honest pelican]

are gliders still dungeon usable?

[kindred forge]

nO, FOR AGES NOW

Sorry caps

[supple hearth]

@honest pelican no its all my fault you're welcome

[honest pelican]

so you posted the video of the ez exploits using them?

ah

[lone junco]

@supple hearth glad they were removed from EoA. that was annoying.

and no more fucking lock portals into the trees either

[supple hearth]

No but thunderfury farming got out of control

[lone junco]

"No fun zone" giphys is lacking

[kindred forge]

It was hugely exploited in NL for hidden appearance

[manic vigil]

What is the rule

[lone junco]

no fun

All those people with Tfury, that havent played outlaw in a year

👌

[delicate basalt]

Question, what is the general rule that i must abide by concerning combo pts as assassination rogue?

[lone junco]

use them

[delicate basalt]

.>

[shrewd oriole]

[spare cloud]

Proud bicycle owner now

[shrewd oriole]

use at 4+

[lone junco]

i keed. Dont mut on 4. env and rupture at 4 or 5 or 6

[delicate basalt]

ok, at 3 combo pts, do i use mutilate or fan of knives?

[solid nova]

Mut

Unless AoE

[spare cloud]

Muted

[delicate basalt]

ok

[spare cloud]

2 target cleave with ring

[slim estuary]

Only fok on aoe

[lone junco]

at 4 you can tb or garrote, but stop Muting

[hidden plinth]

you will never use foe for only one target if you have 4 cp just use your finishers

[spare cloud]

No

Never

[shrewd oriole]

dont kb on 4

wtf

[lone junco]

too much calculus for a guy that asked HOW TO USE CPS

[shrewd oriole]

kb can give 3 cps why would you risk wasting 2

[solid nova]

There's this really wonderful thing called a guide that's in big bold writing above the channel

[honest pelican]

giggle any advice perhaps on getting thunderfury skin via sub then?

[solid nova]

Would recommend reading it

It covers your question

[spare cloud]

Set loot to outlaw

[honest pelican]

i did it on my monk accidentally, i unlocked my monks hidden dps skin by getting another specs one

[hidden plinth]

got my outlaw hiddenskin as assa too

[frozen pecan]

you don't need to set loot spec

[honest pelican]

i already have my hidden sin skin

does tha tmatter zorni?

[frozen pecan]

I got the bindings as assa with assa loot spec

[hidden plinth]

don't know exactly i got my outlaw hiddenskin by doing random hcs but i was assa with assa loot spec

[spare cloud]

It dfops from set bosses

Nelth endboss and vault endboss i think

Just grind tghose Dungeon s

[slim estuary]

The bindings drop on any spec but you must be outlaw to do the quests

[shrewd oriole]

[honest pelican]

Zorni i meant, when you got the hidden skin accidentally, did you have assassination hiden skin already

papaG thats not what im asking

you can get outlaw skin, by using another spec to unlock it

[hidden plinth]

yeah got assa and sub earlier

[honest pelican]

via 200WQ or 1000HK

[frozen pecan]

your momma likes to hide skin

[spare cloud]

Tom hc tonight?

[shrewd oriole]

[honest pelican]

basically unlocking 3 of the 4 skins, except the main one

[shrewd oriole]

I only need last 3

[spare cloud]

You can get my dk in then

950

[shrewd oriole]

sure

[spare cloud]

Gears not that bad

I can prob pug early bosses alone

I do decent dmg

Just missing leggos

[shrewd oriole]

everytime I bring you in

god's plan starts playing

TOM'S PLAN

[spare cloud]

I can carry your alts as well

Faster than gearing alone

Even if you do everything twice

[supple hearth]

@honest pelican just farm it. It's easy to solo now and drop chance isn't bad

[lone junco]

got mine in heroic random daily.

[spare cloud]

Solo hc?

[lone junco]

cant you que direct for it

[spare cloud]

I think i read on wowhead that droprate in hc is way lower than myth

So make sure you do normal myth as well

[supple hearth]

Just run normal

[lone junco]

dunno when I got mine. was def not a grind

[supple hearth]

Over and over

[spare cloud]

Thunderfury is overrated anyways

[lone junco]

it will be a fun mog in a few years I guess

[spare cloud]

😂

[lone junco]

if outlaw is still a thing at the end of BFA

or combat

[spare cloud]

Outlaw was made for bfa

I thinj

[vapid moth]

Pffft

[spare cloud]

Dont need pirates to slay demons

[frozen pecan]

hope outlaw gonna be stronk want to play swords again 🤞

[spare cloud]

But pirates to kill opposite faction

Works way better

[vapid moth]

As long as we get nice mogs from the xpac

[spare cloud]

Mogs are the most important

[manic vigil]

Mogger btw

[honest pelican]

giggle ive got a few runs of each dungeon each, more like 15+ of vault actually with no drops

[solid nova]

Such a 1/11M thing to say

[spare cloud]

I dont play belf because its bis

[honest pelican]

also i have 0 stormheim quests done, so i would have to do that

[spare cloud]

But because best looking

[honest pelican]

i figure if i can get the skin unlocked, using subetltly or something else, thatd be easier

[frozen pecan]

Dwarf is BiS

[spare cloud]

Not for m+

Also not st

Human is bis st

[frozen pecan]

it is

[vapid moth]

Hey. 2 years from now what will you enjoy most from legion? The raid memories? Or that fucking T19 mythic set

[lone junco]

arent they lik .7 -1.1 spread?

[spare cloud]

Yes

[wet yew]

Legendary :)

[honest pelican]

doomblade is an awesome set.. esp mythic

[solid nova]

@vapid moth Clearing content when it was current 😉

[honest pelican]

would kill for doomblade mythic set

[spare cloud]

My mom was like wear long pants because its still cold outside

[lone junco]

@vapid moth RTB 6s in Nighthold. and high mut crit exang. 👌

[spare cloud]

Its fucking hot

Im dying

[solid nova]

We're all dying fam

[vapid moth]

I wasn't there for NH progression :/

[solid nova]

Do you progress at all? 😂

[spare cloud]

But my process is quicker

[lone junco]

got double 6s on a few bosses

[frozen pecan]

22°C 😅

[honest pelican]

im a fan of the mythic HFC armor too, especially the belts

[vapid moth]

I started game in August damn man

[lone junco]

got 3x on one, but the tank killed me on purpose

[spare cloud]

Thats hot enough for me

[solid nova]

@frozen pecan I got a juicy 9 degrees and rain

[lone junco]

I started the game in August 2004 lol

or what not

[frozen pecan]

@solid nova good old England lul

[vapid moth]

Hell getting mythic antorus done as a first timer would be a feat

[solid nova]

Not gonna happen

[spare cloud]

Id love to be in England right now

[solid nova]

Swap with me Toph

Ill take 22

No he's still 1/11 and stopped progressing

[vapid moth]

... No...

[spare cloud]

Yeah come

I take your gf as well

[honest pelican]

this random guild i joined on an alt is 4/11 mythic atm, its fun

[frozen pecan]

Could be warmer honestly

[spare cloud]

You take my lonerlife

[solid nova]

@spare cloud If you wanna rent her i'm up for negotiation

[spare cloud]

I got fragnance vibes

[solid nova]

True true

She did think i was watching a Fragnance stream

[spare cloud]

Probably didnt even listen properly

[vapid moth]

Dalaran doesn't have a lot of mythic guilds :/

[spare cloud]

You can crossrealm

Nowadays

[frozen pecan]

Dalaran?

[solid nova]

She raids 1 day a week and is 3/11M

[vapid moth]

Pugging is different

[spare cloud]

The realm

[vapid moth]

Pugging means I have to face loot problems

[frozen pecan]

ye never heard of that realm

[solid nova]

You've got progression problems

Why care about loot now?

[spare cloud]

You are just bad

And lazy

Thats all

[solid nova]

@spare cloud If my gfs who raids 1 day a week is 3/11M....well....

[spare cloud]

Truth 🤷

Your gf is prob better than him

[echo estuary]

So which guild is Richard in

[spare cloud]

Way better

[solid nova]

I'm raiding with Toph atm

[honest pelican]

o cool just got the leggo crown, time to parse it vs boe boots

[spare cloud]

And im raiding with richards guild

[solid nova]

There is no area 51

Shhh

[spare cloud]

I dont have 3 alts yet though

So ill get you kicked richard

[solid nova]

I dont even play this game

I'm hardcore maplestory

[spare cloud]

Hope you dont mind

Richard is actually raiding in method

[frozen pecan]

He just read the guide

Now he's here to h4lp people

[solid nova]

Jose told me everything i need to know is in the guide

So i copy/paste it

[spare cloud]

Yeh

Me too

I cant think for myself

Im just dumb like that

So i have to copy pasta guide

[solid nova]

Top you're angry today with plebs challenged wow players

[spare cloud]

What im just speaking for myself

[solid nova]

How much gold do you have btw?

[spare cloud]

Im always angry with xaethron

4 mil only

Spent 12 mil on transfers

[solid nova]

I'll sell you a Croatian for 1mil a night

[lone junco]

anyone in NA Horde wanna pug me in mythic?

[solid nova]

Minimum 7 day rental

[frozen pecan]

4 mil bunch of rich people

[spare cloud]

And faction change

[frozen pecan]

in here

[solid nova]

Or 10mil for 2 weeks

Mates rates

[lone junco]

guaranteed to do at least like 2mdps and die on the bridge

[spare cloud]

Wait a few weeks

Then im in

[solid nova]

I'll put you on a pending order list then

Nice

[spare cloud]

Rent a gf on rogue discord

[solid nova]

Let me know in advance and i can book the time off work too

And have 2 weeks peace

[spare cloud]

Most offtopic this has ever gotten

[lone junco]

doubt

[spare cloud]

I will

[lone junco]

"most"

[spare cloud]

Im earning an average of 600k a week

Minus expenses thats about 550k

So 12 weeks from now

Im ready

[solid nova]

Make it 16 weeks so i get first 2 weeks of BFA off

[spare cloud]

Quick maffs

[honest pelican]

hmm even if this crown sims better then my boe leggo boots, i have no boots to swap

[spare cloud]

Unlucky

Crown is good though

[lone junco]

thats a lot for a girl rental.

must be talking golds

[solid nova]

Kuna is monopoly money

[spare cloud]

Ill have to ask tom for a fund if you are talking actual money

[solid nova]

If Toms funding

I want a jet ski

Ty

[spare cloud]

Tom funding my virginity

Wait

[sharp viper]

i want a big appartment with a giant kitchen and walk in freezer

[spare cloud]

Im fine with a small but cozy apartment

[sharp viper]

and one of those extra cabins in your bathroom that has surround blow dryers to get you dry after a shower/bath

[spare cloud]

Oh got

And then you look like hagrid

Because blow comes from everywhere

[frozen pecan]

😏

[sharp viper]

i don't want to get showered in cocaine

[lone junco]

dibs

[frozen pecan]

why not

[spare cloud]

Hyped after every shower

Perfect start for the day

[frozen pecan]

^this

[spare cloud]

Im buying new shoes now

I should get sandals

[sharp viper]

yeah but it would stick to your wet skin

[spare cloud]

And white socks

[frozen pecan]

typical german outfit lul

[spare cloud]

3/4 pants

With zipper to take off the bottom part

[sharp viper]

💯

[solid nova]

@spare cloud I lost a set of lederhosen last time i was in Munich, if you find it mail it back thanks

[spare cloud]

And blue/white Shirt

I will

[frozen pecan]

after your outfits complete, go out and reserve things with your towel

[solid nova]

I think I paid 40euros for it, it's such a shame I lost it

[spare cloud]

I never wore lederhosen tbh

[frozen pecan]

40 euro is a pretty cheap lederhosn lol

[spare cloud]

Even when going to the wiesn

[solid nova]

I bought it on the way there

[frozen pecan]

made out of rat leather or what? lol

[spare cloud]

How do you lose your pants though

Drunk accident?

[solid nova]

I lost a pair of jeans too

[frozen pecan]

wtf

[solid nova]

I also proposed to a mexican lady who called me Harry Potter

[spare cloud]

A pair of jeans

Is that 2 jeans

Or 1 jean

[solid nova]

That's 1 jean, with 2 legs

[frozen pecan]

so you are the type of drunk who likes to get naked

[solid nova]

Not from memory

[spare cloud]

Im smilling like an idiot in the train righr now

[hoary copper]

Note to self, party with Richard

[frozen pecan]

lol

[spare cloud]

Guy on opposite side is looking at me

Like im weird

[hoary copper]

You should smile like that at him

[solid nova]

Don't you dare break eye contact

[spare cloud]

I never smile

Im dead inside

[frozen pecan]

take off your pants

[lone junco]

I vomited in my friends pants once. dont party with me

he wasnt as mad as you would expect

[spare cloud]

What the fuck

Vomiting once

Thats like opening ceremony

[hoary copper]

I sneezed out my fake tooth once and pegged a friend in the back with it at full force

[lone junco]

nice

[spare cloud]

What

[hoary copper]

while drunk

[solid nova]

You must have had a tactical chunder at least once

[spare cloud]

Fake tooth

[frozen pecan]

IN his pants?

[honest pelican]

ok cool, so going from BoE leggo boots to the leggo crown was about +147k DPS upgrade

[spare cloud]

Yeah

[solid nova]

@honest pelican Well BoE boots and crown are two separate slots so idk what your struggle with "replacement boots" is

[hoary copper]

There's no sin talk allowed in sin chat

[spare cloud]

Yeah keep it offtopic only

Please

[frozen pecan]

we are telling drunk stories so please stay on topic

[hoary copper]

Probably means he has nothing for that slot Richard

[spare cloud]

Im gonna tryout new pants in store

[solid nova]

But

He had to equip them to utilise the slot

I dont get it 😠

[spare cloud]

Gonna sweat them

So hard

[honest pelican]

no by replacement boots @vapid ivy D i meant, i had no pair of boots except leggo ones

[hoary copper]

No underwear and try on sweatpants. like a monster

[honest pelican]

i just went and gambled a 910 pair

[lone junco]

there it is

[solid nova]

That's a story for the kids Noobe

[spare cloud]

I never wear underwear

[hoary copper]

gonna sex a girl, that's an odd phrasing

[spare cloud]

Because huge dick

[lone junco]

yeah, i must have deleted the details.

fraternity life was anything but educational.

[spare cloud]

Do you tell those stories to your daughter when shes trying to sleep

[lone junco]

i mean, i learned stuff.

one day.

[frozen pecan]

skinny jeans + huge dick 👌

[lone junco]

my wife bought me only slim jeans. god i hate them. Leg day, i feel like im wearing lady leggings.

[hoary copper]

You sure they werent lady leggings?

[solid nova]

I've worn leggings once

[echo estuary]

real men wear regular fit

[solid nova]

Not comfortable at all

[frozen pecan]

regular fit looks garbage

[spare cloud]

You train with slim jeans

Do you want your dick pop out in public?

[echo estuary]

because real men have no need to appease to latest fashion trends

[lone junco]

wife does the shopping. I dgaf.

[hoary copper]

Least meggings arent a thing as much now

[frozen pecan]

slim jeans "latest" fashion trend 😅

[solid nova]

@echo estuary I'm a shirt and trousers by day guy and a sweatpants and hoodie at night guy

I live the double life

[lone junco]

GQ. all day.

[echo estuary]

drug dealer at night?

[spare cloud]

Im a no pants guy

[solid nova]

I've had 2 phones at a time in my life, yes.

[lone junco]

I mean, the cheap knock off versions of gq

[hoary copper]

if I didnt have to wear pants, I wouldnt

[frozen pecan]

I got two phones one for the plug and one for the load

[solid nova]

I respect that

[frozen pecan]

I got two phones, one for the bitches and one for the dough

[hoary copper]

So your phones dont get used Nefy?

[solid nova]

Ouch

[echo estuary]

if i dream of owning a porsche carrera S, should i sling dope like Richard to get a head start?

[lone junco]

@hoary copper speaking of. my little turd kid (5) packed tights in her backpack, got to school and changed out of her pants into really thin almost underwear stuff. I got to school to pick her up and she wasnt wearing any fucking pants.

[hoary copper]

You need a rich mother like Tom, Perelman

[frozen pecan]

not that much no 😅

[hoary copper]

haha. Nice Noobe. Like daddy like daughter

[spare cloud]

Just be like tom

[lone junco]

I expect that in Jr high. or hs

[spare cloud]

Rich and tiny

Id rather be huge than rich

Oh wait

[hoary copper]

Is that why I'm poor?

[solid nova]

I'd rather be rich, then pay to be huge

[lone junco]

they cant make you taller with money

[spare cloud]

I dont get that joke

[hoary copper]

Sure they can

[lone junco]

like femur extensions?

lol

[hoary copper]

yea

[solid nova]

Stretch me on a rack

[lone junco]

im good.

[hoary copper]

There was a show about lttle people that they got surgery to be taller

[lone junco]

6" taller than wife is fine

[spare cloud]

Use the good old 4 horses

[lone junco]

id pay for that.

chiropractor etc

[solid nova]

I've always wanted a professional massage

Take it as you will

[echo estuary]

i saw a gorgeous femme today on the subway, but blimey she was at least 6.5 for you muricans, that doesnt play well

[hoary copper]

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/dwarf-womans-story-undergoing-controversial-lengthening-surgeries/story?id=17841466

[solid nova]

"Controversial Lengthening Surgeries"

[spare cloud]

That cant be healthy though

[hoary copper]

4" is the recommended but she did it a second time

[solid nova]

They gave her an extra 10 inches?

Holy shit

[spare cloud]

I have that already

Dont need more

[solid nova]

She's married to a 6ft marine?

Rip

[hoary copper]

Who doesnt want an extra 10 inches ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[spare cloud]

Women probably

[solid nova]

4ft 10 female
6ft male

[hoary copper]

Perfect height Richard

[spare cloud]

A 5th of her body size is dick

[hoary copper]

My friend is 5'1" and her husband is 6'5"

the first dance at their wedding was pretty funny

[solid nova]

That's quite a difference 😄

My gf is like 5'5 and I'm 5'10

That's comfortable

Rip 6ft dream

[strange python]

4ft 10 ?! jesus, do people think he stealing someones kid when they walk down the road?

[solid nova]

Oh wow, reading that news post, a previous person was left paralysed

It's a pretty sad article

[hoary copper]

I'm 6' just shy of 6'1", bf is almost 6'4". Tall people problems

[solid nova]

Women being taller than me dents my ego so isn't an option

[hoary copper]

Didn't read that far down

[solid nova]

@hoary copper Are you okay if i wear heels ?

[echo estuary]

imagine dating a 6'5 incandescent beauty when you're 5'9

that would never work out

[spare cloud]

I need new sneakers

Any recommendations

[solid nova]

Crocs

[hoary copper]

Works for me. I know where to get them in large sizes

[solid nova]

Great

I'm size 10, I'll let you know where to send them

[hoary copper]

I've only ever known one woman that tall

That's only like a 12 in womens.

[solid nova]

I have never met a woman with size 12 feet 😂

Nothing over a 7 I dont think 🤷

[hoary copper]

I'm like a 15 in womens

[solid nova]

What sizing are we using here?

[hoary copper]

US

[spare cloud]

Im a 46

[hoary copper]

Idk how euro works

[spare cloud]

And women

Eu works the more logical way

As always

[echo estuary]

I was about to comment on that TOPH, eu works how it should work :p

[hoary copper]

47.5 then?

[solid nova]

I don't get the EU sizing

How is it measured?

[lone junco]

is EU in cm?

cause that makes sense

[spare cloud]

Lol

50cm feet

[solid nova]

Fam I dont know i've never bothered to look into it

[spare cloud]

Dont need clown shoes with feet like that

[solid nova]

Just go bowling for the clown fiesta shoes

[manic vigil]

[lone junco]

sq ft to an acre 43560

because, you know.

[manic vigil]

Imperial system btw

[strange python]

how would you even go about changing the us to metric system

[solid nova]

Trump will find a way

Dont worry mate

[spare cloud]

You dont

You just leave then

Because its obviously better

[echo estuary]

ironically, soon Russia will also going to need a wall. To EU.

[solid nova]

Tbh they should all have a nice meeting over a white russian or 7 and mull it over

[echo estuary]

eurocrats cannot be reasoned with

[hoary copper]

mmm I do enjoy white russians

...the drink

[solid nova]

Both*

[hoary copper]

true

[echo estuary]

i thought there was no diversity in color amongst russians

[solid nova]

Does that mean I won't be able to go to Russia soon?

It's on my list of countries to visit 😦

[echo estuary]

you should come over, we're friendly

[solid nova]

Are you sure?

I have a very British accent, I don't wish to be the first POW

[hoary copper]

who doesnt like a brit accent?

[solid nova]

If I bring the white russians and vodka, will you keep me safe? @echo estuary

I nearly missed out on Turkey before, I don't want Russia to be the same

[echo estuary]

if you come, its going to be my treat

[hoary copper]

there's a joke there somewhere

[solid nova]

It makes me nervous

[hoary copper]

I have yet to go abroad, mostly because I'm poor but I'd prob be nervous too

[solid nova]

Tbh the only place I wasn't the biggest fan of was Egpyt

[echo estuary]

you just need a man to keep you safe

[shrewd oriole]

I get treated nicely everywhere I go

worst place for me was germany

[echo estuary]

I hear Tom is up for it

[solid nova]

Pyramids and that are great but the weather was 50+ and I saw dead cows in the Nile

[hoary copper]

I need a man, not an oompa loompa

[echo estuary]

but that's going to be awkward considering the height difference between you two

[manic vigil]

What happened in Germany?

[shrewd oriole]

I faced so much xenophobia for being an english speaker dude legit lol

[hoary copper]

if I play a flute and need someone rescued from a chocolate tube, I'd use it for Tom

[solid nova]

I've got some of my best stories in Germany