#assassination
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and now it's a fucking GIF
it stops at 5
thats triggering
9 seconds actually
can you make one to satisfy my ocd? i wont be able to sleep otherwise
rendering
thanks
there
It's ok, I understand that some people have serious psychological issues.

i mean
how can you watch a timer go down but it stops at 5
its like watching a space shuttle start
and whenever theyre down to 5

it restarts from 10
I should make it inverse progression.
wouldnt that drive you insane?
TB totally ticks up.
seli the type of guy to let his microwave hit 0
yes
Let... it... get... there...
what kind of monster are you
you probably pull out the toast with a knife while its still inside the toaster because "its already well done"
do you microwave toast
no
there you go
and no, if the shits like
done enough
you simply
hit the button on the toaster
and it comes up
maybe the toaster didnt cum yet
not gonna watch that shit burn 
how dare you deny the machine its satisfaction of finishing
i make it finish early
I found a better one .
its not finished though
haha
you stopped early
Nice targeting douche.
wat

Though I guess it's nice for showing the fade?
seems like "mizerok" is being "funny"
Detargeting the target like a dummy.
and then ending the recording 2 seconds early.
๐
yeah
stop torturing me
i came here for some nice relaxation between setting up windwaker weakauras
and instead i get pain and suffering
Fine here is something smoother, timed correctly;
btw sim yourself
or you will piss off the Koreans.
toph just came
asking the real questions
the starcraft koreans or the angory koreans
more like the hungory koreans 
you think north koreans can get arrested for listening to south-kpop? ๐ค
you think north korea has a different type of kpop?
the possibilities are endless
is it better than the one we know?
can it be worse?

don't mind mize
he's prob bored working on silly WAs again
also: I just made pizza dough


do you guys use Dreadlords deciet in m+?
noooo
There can be situations where you equip it as a gearset tbh, but normally no
that's the sub bois stuff
on trash yeah
just got bracers so thought i might give assas a go
I just realized that stjern has every role including troll and muted twice 
what an alpha
cloak is dogshit
np thanks for the feed back famn
litereally the only reason to use it
is after 1st boss brh
where you switch it in cause theres some rp
and the next pack are the small spoders
and i hate having to have a gearset for that one
is there an alacrity role?
outlaw
thats not the same
7 too many
only 6 mods tho
the 7th mod logging in is the signal of the apocalypse
website shit
theorycrafting
randomly banning people
get on my level
wasn't photoshop ๐ค
was when they were redoing the channels
and all the permissions got reset
lmao
did they drag you in to give you your last warning, then they all left and you made that screenshot?
i wish
why do that to yourself
cause we wanna qualify for regionals
but why
๐ค
but first we have to succumb to the monk/dk train
but yeah, id really like to do regionals, and then people get to see an assa on stream and realize its not as shit as they think it is
thats the dream
better than 12 hours of maw tbh

whats group is better for us on mythic eonar team 1 or 2
depends what your teams are doing
oh nvm it's day
you don't read even when people answer you
ya i do
i usually do 3mill dps when im in team 1
my group moved me to team 2 now i cant do crap
lmao
no shit

3mil dps tho
thats why i wanna be in team 2 where i benefit the guild more
im top 3 dps for my raid so i feel putting me in a gropup where i help us more would be better for the group right
No
thats why im asking if team 1 is better for rogues
Not counting chinese/koreans
i mean team 2
nah top 5
I count 4 eu
well you said top 2
so i'd say blind is a possibility
i accidentally counted the guy at 2.988

@honest needle i wanna see some logs of you doing 3m
unless your guild wipes on the first wave and that's all opener
is he though
he even said
mythic
lol
better question is who the fuck let him into a mythic group
I'm kinda sad that he doesnt respond anymore
everytime he asks shit in here, he gets an answer
but doesnt like the answer
so gets salty and throws a fit
I've never seen the guy
lucky tbh
Yeah I'm kinda happy that I havent encountered him early
how the fuck do you do 3mil dps on eonar 
I think we might be doing it wrong
only boomkins and afflis up there 
I don't even ..
yeah he's 1.2m above the next guy, that's some shenannigans
2.5M above the first boomy
ye
complain about ppl with rage on M argus not moving out of your way, because UGGHHH your damage
ye ye
like me 
but you gotta start at some point right
still better than no mythic at all
or quit before it happens
or that yeah
yeah well I was in the most casual of all guilds so my current one is a step up ๐คท can't join a guild on your level from a casual derp squad - they still haven't killed argus HC btw 
I was considering d3 as well tbh
it's not the best game but some casual fun
yeah maybe I should try harder
but rn I don't wanna join a bored guild idk. I like progressing myself
kinda
Yah, well my guild before wasnt as casual as yours
but in exchange they were more derp squad.
I have a max levle char this season
got boosted then never touched it
yeah that's alwayys an issue - getting started in d3. and yeah na is no good
If I want to play an arpg I play poe
poe is too much trading
starting in seasonal is so ez
go into general
ask for plvl
get 70 in under an hour
do seasonal shit for a set
ez
yeah I bet
Just play ssf if you dont like trading ๐คท
that's like pretending the economy doesn't exist. That won't work for me ^^
I know it's there and I should do it
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That is very true
it's a lot to get used to
though
I mean it's hard to explain. I also can't just casually do shit like playing a slow killing inefficient build. I will know what's "meta" and I will want to play that or quit
and to do it I will need items
etc
I realized that I need a new guild when I pugged more progress than my guild
how much prog does your guild have
6
M
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look im 1/11 LFR alright, youre too far ahead of me
This was tomb
your guild is still progging tomb
1/11 LFR EN* just to be specific

LUL
1/11 EN 
I want loot to be like in wotlk ๐คท
even though token systems are not the best
at least you know if youre looking at a normal raider or at a hc raider
i just want titanforging to fuck off
back then to get the gear you had to at least know somewhat how to play
I just want to be a lucky fuck and get those juicy tf ๐คท
now you can get endgame geared if you're lucky in shit content
pugging fucking 960 people that do like 500k dps
kms
its not like you will get into raids with that
true but it's not very likely so there's that
and as strong miffic raiders your odds of getting higher ilvl loot are way higher
to feel special
idk
We always get 960 base
why do people want gear
TF should cap depending on what you've cleared
R1
playing for mounts 
for which you need to kill endboss
or should I say paying for mounts 
lmao
Im happy they buy ๐คท
I want that mount 
I believe that toph
there are people way happier that they buy though
I'm glad I don't give a shit tbh
I don't even need a mount rn, where do I go?
if the lazy wls summon me

tbh most people in lets say top 50 could make a living off wow
if they were to give up raiding
enough tho?
wtf
I mean idk I've never done it
but I've seen it on many websites
they dont sell that shit for nothing
Well some people are collectors
tbh
well I guess I'm not indoctrinated into capitalism enough 
most that actually buy mounts are
I was just looking for a heroic argus run
and 8 of 14 listings on lfg
were boost sales
for real $$
lol
oh my
I don't give a shit. I don't care about achievements either, but buying achievements is nochting short of ridiculous to me
I wouldnt do it anyways
if I didn't even earn it, it means absolutely nothing
title collectors
because you can buy access to content
as in to get into pugs you need x amount of y score etc
i honestly dont know if I wouldnt do it
I mean I guess I would partake in the selling if I were in a guild like you guys
nothing wrong with it, those people want to pay you so all fair and square
I just don't understand the buyers is all
for buying what part? most of the buyers for m+ we get are on time constraints
at least personally
why play a game like wow when you don't have time. that alone makes no sense to me idk
go play HS where pay to win is a fundamental concept I guess
but whatever floats people's boats. It's not like anybody gets hurt or anything
i donโt mind; itโs a neat way for me to get cash for transferring toons etc and people get the achieves/appearances they want
especially stuff like heroic KJ, not very many people sell it so once a week we can make 90-100k a person with 2 carries
for ~15 minutes of our times
that is pretty good yeah
id buy mythic tos run instantly
but I cant even find a sell group for it
and spend 6 coins on tier
mages mayb
Hi

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I meant in general. I havenโt done mythic either
avatar and kj progress were fun
Maybe next xpac i will
my guild died after mistress
but kj got boring after i got all the mechanics down
yeah mistress killed a lot of guilds pre nerf I heard
Thatโs how all bosses be. You get mechanics down then have to wait 20+ more pulls for the guild to catch up
and kj was pretty neato as well. always good to make a boss where 20 people have to play perfectly for 12min or something 
but my guild also died on aggramar so maybe itโs the guild
not frustrating at all
Nah thats bullshit
I dont consider myself better than any guys in my guild
not at you
Hes right ๐คท
whats wrong with that
lmao
nothing. being the best in the guild is always a problem. and most likely an indicator that it's time to find a better one
if I would ever look for an upgrade again it would be top 10
and get wrecked by a clicker
I dont think our players are worse than guys in the top 10-40
Some players are just lazy
tbh until you get into like top 5 or smth the main difference is time investment
I was just gonna say
Hmm. Makes sense
pretty sure some of the not as high ranking guilds are just as skilled. maybe more disctracted by rl and shit
skilled and suddenly raid 5 instead of 3 days
if it's only during progress
Fuck that
There are barely any 3 day raiding guilds in the top 80
If Iโm raiding 5 days a week I better be getting some kind of real life reward
I mean if you see it like that
the top 5 guys are just putting the hours we put in over weeks
into 2 weeks
pretty much yeah
what's wrong with raiding 5 days a week for some time, like if you play soccer and enter a tournament - oh boohoo bad hobby

nothing tbh
5 days a week
you can easily get top 15 with that
I'm super addicted and I have no life
with the right people
btw toff
Yeah but you have fun sucking around and downgrading other people
recruiter found my clicking impressive - gonna get an answer after holidays but it's unsure if they need me because they have enough melees
(didn't have any contact yet)
it sure is impressive
tbh you'd be incredibly lucky if you get in there
yeah
but he has evidence that he's good despite it
so that's impressive
not sure what a guild like yours would say to it tho
tyrarolls: fuck off clicker ๐
I'm not sure what our recruiters would say but if I were in the position I wouldnt even consider it
tbh
yeah it's a very bad habit
90+ average logs and didnt know it was coming from a clicking player
it wouldt matter to me, cuz I know he can pull shit off
but also the focus isnt on the dmg most of the time
because people who join from lower progress guilds are bound to have worse logs
yeah. so he just has to show his skills first and then tell them that he's a clicker
or he could just not mention it
Click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
and stop streaming 
another thing would be that Zempai doesnt like to alt
that would be the deciding factor I think
tbh
now that I think about it
Why would they not need a rogue?
probably nobody cares about how you do it
just if you do it
I'd probably look at stuff like if you couldve done smth against your death
also at consistency
but I'm not a experienced recruiter
๐คท well, let's see what bfa brings
Oh also trial time is different for many guilds
in a higher level guild you would probably stay trial until bfa progress or at least beta testing begins
yeah
but then again
what does a guild rank mean
literally nothing
you get all the information raidmembers get
well idc because I would only leave my guild early if I have to
all that might be is that youre monitored more
not going to pull a dick move and fuck off while progresse
broad โค
?
Uni when will you apply for mod
never
Why
because I would be shit at it
it's not fun
I bet
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At this point umi if you kicked me you be considered a better mod than our current ones
How is it not fun
well idk what your responsibilities are outside of actually modding
but modding in itself seems pretty fun
I'm never around when Xaethron is offensive apparently
Cause itโs rare frankly
Yup
because tbh everybody hates everybody in here
oh and broadsides
Yeah well I havent really thought of actually screenshotting the text
i hate everyone
when I joined here
Broads hate doesnโt count tbh
But I've changed that habbit recently
who are you
And I'm not talking about him being offensive @keen inlet
scary shit

Like people say. Iโm a bad rogue
Lmao i could be such a fake person
so long as somebody actually gives a real answer it's fine
Itโs almost hilarious
the problem is
we're not always here to give the correct answers
and they leave here with bad ino
info even
lol
False
absolutely not false
If no one is here Iโve always given the right info
according to rh we're the only good info
To the best of my knowledge anyway
according to everybody else we're a garbage toxic useless server
I mean if I was only playing a warrior
then rogue discord would be pretty useless to me
so thats logical at least
yeah that whole "crusade" is becoming a problem I'm afraid
there are still some really good rogues here
what do you mean "crusade"
because they are salty that they got banned?
are they wrong?
@spare cloud you will never have as much fun and cancer in warr discord like you have here
it's pretty straightforward
being good at the game doesn't absolve you from following the fucking incredibly basic rules ๐
I would say so since I love it here
so I must be part of the problem
that
If rh is shit then any other class discord is also shit
they are
Lmao
I will risk that tom banns me again from his discord but I will have to agree with Don, again. Sorry
Raid/Meme Spam
NSFW media
Racism, sexism, mysogyny, use of perjoratives, etc.
Self-promotion and advertizing (for recruiting, check the #recruitment channel)
Spam tagging
Trolling
Misinformation
Disruptive Behaviour```
Canโt wait to make another class and see what their discord is like
Take it up with Paryah and Fiery.
Lmao we should all be banned based on those rules
leaves room
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
I mean they told me of some cases where you guys didn't give info or warning and just muted them without telling them why. but it's hard to keep track what of it is really true and what not
strict rules are shit for the people that live under them
and also for the people that have to look over i
for actually breaking the rules at one point or another
Itโs always fun having the power to lead over people
everyone
Itโs why I donโt want power
aight
I leave you to your salt mine
what is a wewlad again? 
โ
im both
Iโm tired too
I still have pizza dough
I'm hungry
Hehe
yes
you dont want sephuz
I mean those rules aren't very precise, I give the guys that. And there should always be a DM when you get action taken against your account. But other than that, it speaks for itself that it's always the same people who are getting in trouble, no?
Sepsuz is shit lol
oh true
@gusty kestrel wat?
why would you drop shoulders
that's what I'd been using, just got the bracer last night
wow I clearly type too slowly 
shoulders #1 OP in M+
You benefit fro the shoulders more. Constant crit
you just said bracer/RH?
swagstep is not my boy
I dont even know him
dont do that
no

Idk I'm not going on his concert or anything
I just think hes a good player, but I think that about many rogues
so idk if that counts as being a fan
I messed up, I meant; shoulder/bracers, or shoulders/ravenholdt
for m+
which I can sim 5 target, no lust for 1 min
if i have to answer you again
ima petition to get you banned
You don't
Woah guys
Chill with the disruptive behavior
behabior
Broadsides Rages
xyren plays everything
I'm correcting myself, because either I mispoke and said I'd drop shoulders, or you're a cunt that cant read?
thefuck
Rage he's fucking with you
he's the rage from M Arugs
Same ๐
i love it when i get 3% poison bomb. makes me feel like such a skillful player
getting angry
C word is a banned let offense
"no im merely fucking with you"
the c word is not banned
Connor, i love it when i have 0% PB
"not an emotional response"
so skill ful
that would be outrageous to Aussies
oooo you are more skilled than me

what is the "c" word?
c word = car
thefuck
what is happening here
what?
Quit it
that's not an offensive word
Issa revolt
no
sht jose! run
Anarchy !
oh don disagrees?
have you ever talked to an aussie?

they say that all the time
Rise of the bourgeoise
๐คท
tbh banning cunt would be like banning mate
!tempmute @median current 4h "you're a cunt that can't read"
rage#6714 (123933479346896898) is muted for 4 hours because of '"you're a cunt that can't read"', boss.
exactly
Perjoratives and personal attacks.
Ha
Fuck
cuckbot
Gotta look up that word
what's your agenda tisumi? 
don's old
Chill.
he speaks old english
Or he just knows how to not speak at a 4 yr old level
Hey guys yesterday i looted a 980 relic with bis traits on it but because second path is shit simming told me it would be better to take the other way
why mess with my c word then?
but then i lose my master alchemist trait and it's a 10dps upgrade
i know how to sim
but i have to give up master alchemist
you forget that weapon ilevel isn't worth fuck all
Havent played a game in like > 100 hours
and t2 traits are worth a good amount
dont be a douche
MIZU
just asking
My counselor says I have a competitive addiction to video games that is destroying my life
so
for further content if it's not a dps loss
BS mizu
Apparently 16 hours a day was unhealthy ๐ฉ
kek
It wasnt an insult
at least hes trying
reminds me of a time notter forgot how to tag
Can y'all
cut him some slack
Seriously
Yes because telling someone to fuck off is so endearing
and banned echo
That would be a bannable offense
Chill
because he tagged wrong
@eager berryonq#6265 do you want us to tell you some feelycraft advice because we don't have any information of your toon which could be wrong for multiple reasons, or will you just follow the simple math of simulations
I'm trying to go to sleep tbh
10/10 tag again
nvm i regret asking it
Kadon whats your problem
you should, you were asking for straight up feelycraft
I havent seen it cuz chat is spammy
Does Race matter any more when looking at DPS or are all races relatively close
They are close
races are close to each other
dwarf/smorc i think are top
it only matters if youre actually trying to maximize
We are talking like on a mythic raiding level right ? Lol thatโs when it might really matter?
Yea
Isn't nightborne much lower
night boys โค tisumi
I'm talking really high level
Mythic world first
For everything but poison sin
Is when it matters
really really high level
like r1 race
thats where it can matter
otherwise, no it wont
ใ I see
nightborne is just bad
Thank you
@ jose i had to google your big word "Perjoratives " =.= nver even heard of it
wow Tisumi so rude
also go to sleep

Yah well I'm only ever gonna play bloodelf on horde anyways
It means to dissaprove
I have an English B.A. also compsci, them edu Masters
Jose too smart =.=
Jose a nerd
so you think I'm hot
@gusty kestrel
I want pictures
If having more words than fuck, twitchspam, and <insult a 12yo on xbox live would use> makes me a nerd, guilty as charged
Who said nerd was a bad thing
Oh sorry "poggers lol ded rip"
12 yo on xbox live could probably come up with better insults than me
so I am offended by that statement
If I were gonna insult I certainly wouldn't use that
nver thought being a nerd was a bad thing jose
Rip loggers
you realize that nerds are the cool kids now right
"gachigasm forsen forsen feelsbadmanx
just saying
Nerd have the money
jose can you speak english, dont understand waht youre saying
Revenge of the nurds.
for @spare cloud
kek
I'm saying it's the statement of an immature kid
just mute them
I am still an immature kid after all
i know
you can also mute the @ everyone pings
cant mute them
they fucking
make roles
and blanket everyone
and then ping the roles
Why do you have to insult me like that though
it's usually for random shit like giveaways
doesnt right click, sever mute work fro that?
no
Tisumi what number is 911 in germany calling
then you haven't been proper drunk
like is it an actual service

you can sleep now, I got the kids Don
don right now
The nerd must rest his brain

Just call it










