#assassination
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and those are ilvl. which at mythic means, compared to others at his level yadda yadda
even mythic has a bell curve
ilvl parses OMEGALUL
someone has to be grey
Compared to others at 974 I guess thats funny
not really a joke
someone is good, someone is bad. thats how bell curves work
Most are average though.
thats the point of bell curves
I also get that 1 parse is hard to get a good pull.
But people jerk off to that 99 number knowing full well that they out gear other players.
so pull your dick out againts other 974
That immonar r1 triggers me @turbid harbor
mmmmmmmm
but hey those 11 wilvls that gave me 13k dps are surely gonna help my ilvl parses
Yes
was from sub
😦
nice ilvl parses nelbur
heroic OMEGALUL
everyone whip their dicks out
@lone junco those logs I linked
noobe you are actually pants on head retarded
heroic ilvl parses the peak of relevancy
Aren’t the logs you’re looking at
I feel bad for you
@shrewd oriole I know tom.
The logs I linked are private
@bold dune get fucked nubler
The one you’re looking at are from way back
I was just messing with you
Someone should ping all the mods when nelbur insults someone 
no you genuinely believe ilvl parses matter lmao don't try to lie to me
Nah. hes toxic. adds zero value
!mute @bold dune
Bot fail
Nice bot
I understand the problem with ilvl parses but since he doesn't do mythic he can't compare otherwise
What now?
probably shouldnt quote it either
I like the blue averages though
When we compare a 99 Mythic 974 raider with a 965 mythic raider, and the 974 plays like shit, and still does better.
there are a lot of good players.
Leave it please, Tom
Teh bot failed but he's still muted
manual mute role
Ah yea
I think nastynelbur would fit him better
if only there was some point decay system
I know all of this

but people with high ilvl can play poorly and still do well.
I do well and i play like shit
but the circle jerk is funny
Log % is a circlejerk either way. It's a general indication of performance, but not gospel
Good tool, grossly misused
btw did you see the new Holy Light animation for bfa Noobe?
same discussion we have three times per week
yeah, looks neat
New channel?
people still think they can change others' opinions on the internet 😄
Logdiscussion
in 2018
grats
rogue 4 ever or
💪
wheres the 2 rogue china strat
thats fucking huge
it will get better tho
757
Noticing a trend with ww
can get better
did you kill the first boss with the trash?
literally cleaving all of it into the boss
ofc
Get swole or get told
-Musclebrah 2k18, probably
NOOBE u can link this to the one noname and say 20 sets sucks btw as a meme 😄
I dunno who you are talking about
can i ask here about mage tower?
@tranquil dove there are youtubes, but its really simple.
i know all the mechanics
get orbs, blind the meta, kick the caster, kidney the ww.
i have forgefiend's fabricator( drop firebomb rng) and it cancels my blind each time i stun the sigryn aoe
dont use that
buy 1 relinq trinket
worth losing 1.5k mastery ?
dont use it
i did this at like 905 ilvl
So 940 with Prydaz bracer, and a relinquished trinket is fine
ive got mantle + duskwalker
prioritize the explody orbs, and cc and youll do fine
i see, thanks
leeching will be better than cheat death
ive got it
relinquished mastery or literally anything will be fine.
ill try without i cba to grind 400 veiled with no weeklies
k. gl
thanks
@sand canyon so for that time, is that all trash and boss 1. all trash and boss 2, then all trash to the end of the boat, then helya single?
would make me lol to do a boss with 15 mobs.
i doubt musclebrah will go into specific detail until the week is over, but you need to do a pull before boss 1 and 2
as sub specifically
as you get onto boat, you pull from left and right + dogs
generally anyway, maybe his group does something different
7mins is so fast. considering how long the tent phase is on helya
obvs i cant talk bout it thats the reason why i cant stream practice noobe 😦
why doesnt my leaderboard update on raider.io
or are those times from practice runs
thanks for recommendation on removing it, did it on 1st go
Muscle has blocked me
Literally can’t take criticism
Lies about Mario kart btw

I think the other groups have already moved on after getting a decent time
@gusty kestrel 
i assume its the same pulls the chinese guys did when they were running double sub
where they got a 8:16 during practice
I think we should free nelbur tbh
does he deserve it? Nope. But he's so entertaining
only with a bit better dps
@spare cloud a lot of groups have better times
They just don’t kill helya
In order to hide comp
Still hiding times I see
Yeah well I guess that makes sense until last day
I know for a fact
are you the noname?
That divine’s team has a way better time
lol tom
That guy is an embarrassment for the rogue community
they will just choke on live stage

I mean the guy calls himself musclebrah what do you expect 🤔
@shrewd oriole We need to be more elitist
mario kart achieves?
I vídeo caled my brother today
Got this great picture
Saving it alongside his YouTube videos
tom is a time traveler 👻
He still has r1 s1 and s3 in his stream title when he wasnt even r1 those seasons
For his wedding
who wins the MDI Tom?
MuscleBrag.
I like that he says
he qualified as r1
for last mdi
gotta fish for everything you've got
Yall just jealous of his sick gainz
He
Tbh his occasional flames are fun as fuck
Brings in nothing positive to this chat
he's like the poor mans tyler 1
LUL
Why
I used to
Mod his stream chat
How is that relevant
If you’re a meanie
He was named Tisumi back then
Doesn’t man if you’re a new meanie
Or an old meanie
he took your name aswell
Please don’t defend muscle brah
we're not hating
y'all hatin' cuz you ain't-in'
to list among his accomplishemnts
Being a poor man tyler1 is not even that bad
He’s delusional
He's not a poor man's tyler1
I am 100% hating
I bet you defend infexious as well
considering germany has less money than america that is kinda true
Who's Tyler anyway
Qualifying wasnt even that hard wtf
Warriors have sco
is that why he wears the cap to hide the baldness 🤷
I have higher keys than 23 completed in time
Don't you already play all day tisumi 
Priests have josh
Rich af
except for upper kara
Stop bashing folks
I wanna be with you btw 

For sure
Toph better than muscle confirmed? 
Mods really employ the rogue class fantasy
They are as consistent as roll the bones

💃
stack master alchemist for relics right?
@shrewd oriole Can you maybe take 10 deep breaths
Before hitting enter again
Thanks

Some days we talk about music or politics and I really like you Jose
But then you disable my reacts and defend muscle brah
Some days you're chill and helpful and it's great, Tom
sometimes hes
, sometimes hes 
🤺

I don't think Musclebrah referring to somebody as 'noname' in broken english is particularly toxic, honestly...if anything it's funny in a pitiable way
@lone junco can you make me an invite link
@keen inlet there’s a reason a big part of the m+ mocks him
In far harsher words than I dare use on the rogue discord
As a streamer you open yourself up to wide criticism. Heck, as a mod here you do. With any visibility comes harassment. So you end up developing a thicker skin
🤷
So I sympathize with people like Brah, Infexious, etc. Some of their content/advice isn't empirically sound. They don't play perfectly
I was also being a serious
And they get meme'd and harassed into oblivion
yeah this community can be fucked
about being deaf and getting made fun of, so I just grew a thick skin from that
voidbutt for a name >being serious
@shrewd oriole invite link to what?
Nvm I’ve got it
if youre in the spotlight, and cant handle all it entails, you shouldnt be in the spotlight
So I'm not defending Brah's light trolling--just trying to diffuse the situation. You feel? I'm not modding anybody rn
I wish I can stream, I'd be #1 streamer
I mean I love Tom but he should realize that Don couldn't "side" with him on that even if he wanted to
and do a shout out to Tom for being a great helpful person in discord
As a mod lul
@marble hemlock I agree with that sentiment, but being in the spotlight doesn't make people making death threats etc acceptable--that's victim-blaming
I know uni
obviously not
I’ve talked with notter about it
right
i can stream in 480p! everyone would love it
I love talking to notter (and most mods) on sisscord
but theres nothing you can do about being the victim of toxicity, except mute and report
Just outside of RH
sisscord 
Well tbh i never ever attacked anyone from discord. there are just 2-3 dickheads without life attacking me to "fake" stuff when i dont and its my right to defend.
ez as that

@sand canyon I mean you did call somebody a noname which is somewhat insulting, Brah

You've got notoriety but that doesn't make you superior, you know?
i do prfer to just be able to shittalk people without getting moderated though, but thats not gonna happen so yeah :p
bbl. 🍿
@marble hemlock Assassination isn't the place for it
could think of much worse things to call people being dickheads
Yeah, we don't want to get bad rep again from the AMR developers
Can you write the number Bajillion out
if you want to lightly bant without perjorative against-the-tos words, general
I want to see what it looks like

i was NEVER doing that just started now since they DONT stop u get it?
u will never ever read shots from me just this kids are making fun without end
Here's my question Musclebrah, why are you letting it get to you?
You're gonna have to ignore them, man. You're a public figure.
ofc but im also a human
and when i have the "extra" time to spend what i shouldnt i agree i do it
No, I think you're secretly an AI.
but u get my point right don
Musclebot 1.0
i never EVER would attack shot at someone
but this kids starting and never stoping to flame
so they deserve in my opinion the necking back thats it
when i do it once in a monthl.
And the mods has been cracking down on the toxicity here
I get it. I get both sides, honestly. I don't think anybody here was flaming you that hard, and if they did I apparently didn't see it
I'm only earning 11$ an hour after all
so I have to be mad about what I'm passionate about
well im outa have a great day ^^
And he just ignores it
Of course he does
for everything from his content to his accent
Like I said, the entire m+ community mocks him
It’s not his accent
Or his content
It’s his attitude
Man being deaf really making me miss out some good things
Im in dozens of chats with people who push really high keys
I'm not gonna pass judgement on that Tom
idk his attitude enough to judge it--Brah's or Infex's
And everyone
Going like

Constantly
Day in day out
It’s like drjay
Or josh
Are they good players? Yes
I'm just drawing the comparison of one to the other. I think at least in public channels that I see, infex handles it better.
Are they mocked despite that? Absolutely
Tom, you're going to break your keyboard.
Nah
I’m on my phone
Infex, I’m just memeinf around
Literally never watched his videos
I know jack about him
we still mad?
But muscle and people like muscle who have shriveled up egos are just annoying
But that’s it
I’m gonna stop
My new sweater arrived so I’m gonna go play with it

What word tisumi?
I mean it’s like not we haven’t said the r word dozens of times
rectal
@manic vigil ret paladin

🥜


Done being toxic?
Boring

Is that really true tho
I'm toxic af all the time and I only got a warning from daddy stjern once
And I kinda liked it

@gusty kestrel I didn't warn you tho
and I lectured him
would you rather I lecture you

don is unpaid staff. Seems like a fun job to get memed and yelled at all the time, while juggling 15k-30k nerds.
Don seems to be the fairest mod but I fee like I get some slack because we're outbros.

Tbh I wouldn't wanna do it even when paid 
Let me put on my old man hat for a second
life isn't fair
what would be fair
is authoritarian moderation, because this ain't a democracy
full on nazi moderation
would be easy, fast, consistent

so be glad we're a little unfair sometimes
it means we're thinking about and trying to be fair most of the time
So basically being toxicity all of the time while banning people

Why are we still on this lol
I ran a 20 court as sub last night. We had a couple good pulls with 12-15 m for 3dps.
We have already prepared
Jose's final solution.
I mean take me for example. I'm not super edgy or racist like some but when was the last time I said something actually worth saying? And I'm still here untouched by moderation 
Finally solution. Edgy nazi joke.
Notter is still full of adrenalin from his workout 
HNGGGG
Pumped
@lone junco I find that sin actually works pretty well for court, as long as you have enough aoe damage for the imps anyway
😄
those little mini bosses you can wreck while eveyrone else doesnt have cds or is holding em
no idea why people are angry
but i'm here to listen and tell you you're dumb
so you're always welcome at my door

It's a cute bunny you dummy
This seems like the perfect time to unleash nelbur

Or for broadsides 💙 to show up
i heard nelbur has been a bad boi
So for toxic blade/master assassin master>crit yeah?
What do your stat weights tell you
agi>mastery>vers>crit
No

its according to your stats weight
this is why i ask
as 972 atm, its mast > crit > vers > agi=haste
So the higher ilvl you have, the less power agi will have from what i see.
Ilvl doesnt purely determine stat weights
Well, as you grow higher in ilvl, you're bound to get more stats on those gear
but you can ignore me too
Yeah but you could be 972 and still have crit > mastery
👀
Yes but I was mainlly referring to agi being #1
@true granite bottom line get simc addon and use raidbots.com
My crit is highest. Gl.
The ilvl thing applies more to main stat like void said as far as I know. A lot of specs have str/agi dead last
To the point where that 375 food is better than feasts
I still eat feast because I'm a cheap motherfucker
im using ask mr robot rn and was just trying to figure out if there is a base way to sim and correct stat weights from there
lol
@true granite https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/stats
That's not universal though
Stat weights vary from person to person
Amr 
Amr from what I hear is pretty decent for sin
but I refuse to support developers who made a claim that classes discords are toxic as f

lol, they werent wrong tho 🤷

I've used Amr plenty. Did cancel my sub over the pr tho.
It's not all 100% toxicity is what I'm saying, there are some good bois
like Tom.
Toxic or Not, the best info you'll get is here
and Saber.
Just because the discords are toxic it doesnt mean they shouldnt be used though

Also
being toxic should be a pretty good statement for a rogue discord

Uni is insulting my jokes do smth don
what is 'toxic'? this annoying expression has been flaunted so much by post-modernistic kids aka millenials that i dont even know the definition.
I don't even see any toxicity
I'm imitating Tyra to trigger your flight instinct 
Unless the person is being spastic
Fair enough 
So Uni why havent you disappeared yet?
Sorry
Darksouls I assume
oh shit yeah i forgot about that
Was the first DS I beaten but again I only played #3.
Went 2h build.
It looks kinda crappy but I wanna try since it's considered so brutally difficult
From streams I watched it seemed that a lot of difficulty comes from the crappy controls and physics though 
Well I think I havent done a Ultra Great Sword run yet
It does? I remember it being quite clunky and blurry. Maybe I'm thinking of an older version
Tbh I didn't find DS3 hard, just mainly trial and error for most of hte time
and if you die, its 100% your fault basically for being shit.
Reacting to your own messages 
Well, in DS3 you can have party of 2 or 3 I think
You can have that in any ds
but if you do that you can also get invaded and be forced into pvp
so it balances out
Yeah, I had so many people trying to kill me just to die lol
I think I was just too cheap to buy those games yet. I'm not paying 50euro for a game, get outta here

I killed two players with a giant monster trying to kill me at the same time
feelsgoodman
I think the game + 1 dlc was in humble bundle for 15 dollars recently
That's more than fair I guess
It does have a ton of replayability I imagine. But I don't even know if I'll like it so..
Plenty of builds to try right?
Well at least caster/ranged/melee I assume
Hrrm
DS2 is really good.
Noobe just posting to react to his own message to trigger me 
Well i think the one with the most replayability of that type is Nioh
It has insane endgame and an itemsystem comparable to diablo, just not as rng
Not sure I trust the opinion of a person who gets intimate with bodily remains 
But Dark Souls 3 i think you need to play at least 4 times to get every item and every ending and stuff
but the difficulty increases until the 8th playthrough I think
Do you have a ps4?
Nah
Bloodborne is out of the question then 
Oh are ds console games? That would explain why it looks clunky
Stupid controler games 
I dont know what you mean with clunky
they fixed pre-cloaking sentence of Sargeras right?
Whenever I see a game that's made for controller game play it looks clunky idk
but there are only 2 coming atm
not even the dmg
Mouse and keyboard master race
still goes threw cloak
ye Blizz coding at its best
Maybe they meant the initial dmg?
or smth
Yeah, the games are definetly made for controler gameplay
you could probably play assa rog on a controller
You could play every class in wow on a controller
but why would you? everything is worst playing with a controller
If the controller has enough buttons, sure
🤷
What do you mean enough buttons
I've got 12+ keybinds
dont even have to worry about movement as affli tho
pretty sure I saw a ret get like a 99 log on garothi with a controller
the question wasnt if its good
yeah that's fair
it was if its possible
Yeah
Is it enjoyable to play any class on a controller?
probably not.
Might be relaxing while leveling though
assa rog on snes controller xd https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41aqbyIKdcL.jpg
on a big tv screen or smth
i mean... it says 100% right? 😄 ... too bad it isnt =[
which fight?
garothi
thats pretty good for that itemlevel
2.6 is good 👌
actually its BEST for that itemlevel.
100 is like top 25 or so i think.
what sucks though
is that on hounds
i had a 3m+ dps 17% pb proc
and they wiped somehow
i was pissed =.=
oy.
we were at 20%
I had a 3,1M kill on hounds last sell
we dont stack hounds. did it once, wiped. Dont bother
It was only r68
but I only had like 6% pb dmg
I checked for a guy with similar killtime who had 120M pb dmg more than me
with his pb dmg it wouldve been like 500k ahead of r2
but then again with his pb dmg the fight wouldve been way shorter
pb = skill
Pure skill
uhh... question... how is it that the world 2nd on high command is using a horn of valor o.o
how many buttons for assa tom
Its a korean tactic
lul
how is that a thing o.o
Because it goes really well with their killtimes and vanish cd
huh
and the agility is not bad if you have it while bursting with vendetta and vanish
alright
i guess you could have the raid stop cleaving any trash at all on AHC
let it stack up and hit it with a fat vanish bomb
not for the whole fight
yeah i guess

so uh quick question
@echo estuary idk like 6 with a modifier tbh
Shit, we have to be helpful instead of meme now @frozen grail but shoot.

im always helpful
I forgot to use garrote when not in stealth.. should I quit playing WoW?
Yes
like didn't have on action bar
Muti garrote fok envenom vanish vendetta tb kb
@shrewd oriole 😂 told ya its doable on a controller
3Tank Ahc tho
I came from WotLK rogue
that is a mistake ive had a few rogues make who hadnt played it for years 😛
don't feel too bad
Am I missing anythig
i mean with some practice im positive Tom can produce 95% with a fucking snes pad
Yeah, garotte is usable outside of stealth now @frozen grail so make sure you use it.
I could easily do good logs on a controller
Try to keep the garrote/rupture uptime closest to 100% as possible
I have BiS leggos and didn't use garrote outside of stealth I am bad rogue
Yes
my spamkey is f 😦
F is pot
my uh w is garrote
I do shift e for pot
I do shift 3 for potion of prolonged
q stealth e envenom r garrote f rupture with shiftmod being mousover for the former
shift 3 is my KB and used to be TB until i found my wae to the alacrity
@lone junco those look boosted
shift 1 vendetta shift 2 feint shift 3 cos
like the majority did play st for some to do "insane aoe"
e is envenom
e is strafe :c
not sure if serious
e is toxic blade :/
or keyboard turning
Mute Voidbutt for being toxic please
@vestal wren most died early. I think they were just sandbagging the cleave for lols for these 3 guys to get fat parses.
thats what i saied
How can you guys play without binding your abilities to the corresponding letter on the keyboard?
toxic blade is t envenom is e
fan of knives is f
mutilate is m
/cast mutilate
focus kidney shot is shift+K OKAY THEN
Why
those shoes 
kick is q
New sweater says public enemy to fit the target on my mark that the mods gave me
Theyre probably like 1k dollars
dont know how you could use any other key then q
@steep obsidian dude mine too
but I wouldnt even pay 5 for them
trendy Tom
yo tom
Who doesn't have kick on q
you kidney with your thumb? lol
I know a guy who used to play like that
I use T for my kick
he'd bind stuff to b n m and use his thumb to use them
well tbh i press map with my thumb (m)
panda
meme elf
@jovial kite fuck off
tauren
Does anyone know sims by accident
and know whats actually best for monk
sims probably panda?
I'd say human or dwarf
canadag
se
Why are you mocking canada?
need some clean up on line 3
i dont know what a double double is
wow
its two sugar, two cream for coffee
How the f do you people order your coffee?
just
things
drinking coffe in 2018
'oh can I get two sugar and two cream?'
@gaunt moat since when are you not a bunny anymore?
1 sugar, one cream is regular coffee
and black is black
There are some people who drink triple triple
which is fucking disgusting
any cream or sugar is disgusting
and even 4 sugar, 4 cream

I drink it straight
no sugar no nothing
I do too obvious but I like to slam it so I add cream/sugar
i couldnt work without coffee
i chew on the coffee beans and poor hot water into my mouth
the blacker the better just like my men
its what everyone should do
tom banned
hes gone past the you never go back phase
But honestly
if nelbur wasnt muted he would ping all the mods at this moment
coffee is just water with some stuff mixed in anyways 🤷
Should I use cloak in m+? I got shoulders, ring and boots
as sub you use the cloak, yes.
yes
assasination in mos
Sub is better in maw of souls.
I dont have weapon im just a scrub asking for quick advice
its 805
but shoulders?
nevermind cloak would break my 4set am just gonna use shoulders + ring
k
ty ty
Insignia of Ravenholdt
ok gonna use boots then
and 2 targets as well
they just sim better
on 2 targets you use ravenholdt but dont use fok
you mutilate and hit the other mob with cone
time to get those grey argus
cant be flamed by noobe anymore
sure he can.
should I make my previous logs public
noobe why do you have to be like that 😭
Ill find a vanish mut or something
I think my ex-guild would be mad if I did that
can you xfer logs like u can score?
sry bully tool
yes
how slagg?
TOPH you are not falling back on your hausaufgabe are you?
I'll do that lol
i think the latest server upgrade from wcl allows this

Ich habe Semesterferien @echo estuary
last time wcl was down it was due to this upgrade
a salty wild Broadsides approaches
@spare cloud you got me. we cant even pull garothi M. so im like the fat guy at a kids basketball game yelling about their shitty Free throw %
Got banned from tankchat
who was
Noobe is everything you say directed at me
I used to play basketball when I was a kid
first the grey argus logs
did an old guy in the stands yell at you?
I was actually pretty decent
he ain't yo daddy
But then again I played in germany
but he was yo father
are you sure noobe?
so even if I was decent in germany I would probably be shit in america
i do like schnitzel and sausages.
bratwurst is a godsend on every sunday brunch
I do eat bratwurst often
ask in wcl discord
funny thing is that I eat it as english breakfast with other stuff
kihra is superchill and always answering questions there
aight
ooo
anyway. no, i am not intending to be german bully.
we did those with like 17 people
you could 17 man garothi
You didn't even need 20 for nyth or skorp
esp for end tier shit.
Loot pinatas
replace gear with greens soon.
LFR missing, prob wont be able to find premade grps toph












