assassination

[spare cloud]

Because I killed argus yesterday

[gilded lark]

because he died on argus

[shrewd oriole]

Takes a while

[bold dune]

albeit I'm sure you'd be happier if that argus parse wasn't up there

[gilded lark]

so it doesnt count

[spare cloud]

I dont care

I soaked

[gilded lark]

badly

[unreal coyote]

im mad because i had an orange argus parse that got knocked down to 93 before it posted to my toon

[shrewd oriole]

Rip

[unreal coyote]

feelsfuckingbad

[spare cloud]

Must feel nice to have like 300 tries on a boss to get a good parse

[unreal coyote]

lol

wat

[dire spoke]

https://imgflip.com/i/26wprg

[bold dune]

seeing as though you can only kill a boss once per week I don't rly think that's possible

[shrewd oriole]

Chat is getting toxic

Let’s all chill

[spare cloud]

Wat

[lost horizon]

Yo i haven't even killer argus.. tf is this shade

[rain prawn]

parse insecurity is recognized by the national association of psychologists as someone being a little bitch

[lost horizon]

Grats dude @spare cloud

[shrewd oriole]

@rain prawn facts my dude

[spare cloud]

I feel like you're saying that progression on a boss doesn't affect performance during farm

🤔

Can't argue with you though

too smart

Sorry

[unreal coyote]

dude

what are you on about

[shrewd oriole]

I mean 300 pulls on a boss means you’re gonna be familiarized with the timings and the mechanics

Meaning you’ll probably do better

[keen inlet]

@dire spoke yo but Zemmywinks

could you green parse while doing mechanics if you weren't a clicker ?

[spare cloud]

No it doesnt

stop lying tom

[solar willow]

Im stuck at agrammar 130 wipes and best try was 51% do i leave guild now?🤔

[keen inlet]

[spare cloud]

[shrewd oriole]

Specially a fight like argus

[bold dune]

he's saying that you can't get a good parse on argus if you didn't have at least 300 progression pulls

so basically he's a meme

[spare cloud]

Thats not what im saying

[shrewd oriole]

I mean you can

[spare cloud]

can you read?

[shrewd oriole]

It’s easier to do it with 300 wipes tho

[spare cloud]

I mean you are from the US

[dire spoke]

@keen inlet I have no idea how to move with mouse only man

[spare cloud]

You should be able to read english

[unreal coyote]

can you form cohesive communication?

[bold dune]

easier? supposedly

[spare cloud]

Should I try another language?

[unreal coyote]

at a base level

[lost horizon]

@solar willow oof... How many nights of prog was your 130 pulls?

[frozen pecan]

USA lul

[bold dune]

but it's not at all a necessary condition

[gilded lark]

zempai stream poe

[keen inlet]

If i could I would make a WCL channel where you all could circle-wank and bant about logs

[gilded lark]

that i need to see

[shrewd oriole]

I agree @bold dune

[keen inlet]

good lord

[bold dune]

the fact that he literally just killed argus doesn't really help his argument though

[shrewd oriole]

@keen inlet why can’t you

[spare cloud]

Not a necessary condition

[keen inlet]

above my pay grade

[desert karma]

Are logs really thaaaaat important in the grand scheme of things?

[spare cloud]

has blue parses on first kills with same itemlevel

🤔

[shrewd oriole]

I would actually appreciate a log discussion channel though it wouldn’t get used tbh

[dire spoke]

@gilded lark you can't keyboard move in POE 👺

[rain prawn]

all that practise of killing heroic argus for all these months

[gilded lark]

i know

[shrewd oriole]

@desert karma yes

[keen inlet]

@desert karma dangerous words in these parts

[bold dune]

w0t

[gilded lark]

thats why i want to see it

[solar willow]

Cant say for sure but its easy 4-5 nights

[bold dune]

my first argus kill was rank five lmao

[keen inlet]

[gilded lark]

you must have had like

800 pulls

for that

[desert karma]

What would happen if blizzard decided to ban addons, logs etc and made you guys play the way the game was intended? 😉

[bold dune]

yeah that was it

[gilded lark]

🤔

[bold dune]

we kept wiping until I'd parse

it was intentional

[spare cloud]

What world rank did you kill it

[gilded lark]

what a nice raid team

[unreal coyote]

i have a thoery about that

[lost horizon]

@solar willow rough, second night of prog for me we managed to at least see last phase, and my raid isn't extraordinary

[bold dune]

idk like ~100 world

[unreal coyote]

once poison bomb dmg is above 11%

[dire spoke]

playing without bartender == uninstall

[keen inlet]

@desert karma They've openly said they're fine with most addons that exist, and logs. And damage meters.

[unreal coyote]

my guild has a 90% increased wipe chance

[keen inlet]

It's a tradeoff and they're fine with the consequences, for now

[spare cloud]

Hmm

[shrewd night]

the way the game was intended?
you mean losing their entire userbase? Sounds like a good business venture.

[rain prawn]

if they weren't fine with there being addons there'd not be addons

[shrewd oriole]

@desert karma the game is designed with addons in mind

[gilded lark]

also implying logs is an addon

[shrewd oriole]

True

[gilded lark]

combat logging is in the fucking system options

lmao

[shrewd oriole]

Logs are something blizzard gives us

[frozen pecan]

ok

[solar willow]

My guild consists of arabs and balkans you cant worse than me 😂

[dire spoke]

I wonder if method could kill bosses without addons 🤔

[shrewd oriole]

Wcl just uploads it

[desert karma]

@keen inlet but players can micromanage things, the more elitist the game gets in terms of things like pug groups, raiderio, logs etc

[unreal coyote]

logs dont troll people

people do

[spare cloud]

I mean they could

[unreal coyote]

huehue

[spare cloud]

Just would take longer

[rain prawn]

Why even talk if you don't write your logs with pen and paper while you play

[shrewd oriole]

@desert karma yeah and what’s the problem with that

[gilded lark]

people troll logs

[shrewd oriole]

I don’t see the problem with elitism in higher end raiding

[bold dune]

Paragon did archi without the WA that everyone else used and they weren't the best guild in the world

they were second 😛

[keen inlet]

if you step outside of this circle jerk and/or the top %5 of players banting, people put a lot less emphasis on them and use logs as tools rather than 🍆 measurement.

Or, at lower levels, they hilariously misinterpret/emphasize logs in false ways.

They're a great tool. Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

[shrewd oriole]

Archi without was tomkaS

[unreal coyote]

the wow playerbase has been making up for the games ui shortcomings

[bold dune]

but yeah WAs are a convenience

[unreal coyote]

since vanilla

why update the ui and pay for that dev time

[shrewd oriole]

^

[unreal coyote]

the fans doing it for them

[shrewd oriole]

Exactly

[unreal coyote]

its a no fucking brainer

and has been for many years

[shrewd oriole]

I like that business strat tho

[rain prawn]

if you step outside of this circle jerk and/or the top %5 of players banting, people put a lot less emphasis on them and use logs as tools rather than :eggplant: measurement.

this is a troll right

[keen inlet]

And as Arbiter said...wow's default UI is pretty awful/dated, and has been, and continues to be despite "improvements"

[shrewd oriole]

Wow ui customization is one of the things I like most about it

[gilded lark]

yeah he's definitely the next xaethron

[shrewd night]

Back in the day when you didnt have cross realm raiding and that shit, you didnt use logs all that much either. You made a name for yourself by being good, as is the case now through logs. If pointing out that shit players are shit, is elitist.. Then wew lad.

[shrewd oriole]

@keen inlet well said Jose I agree with that

[unreal coyote]

false

[desert karma]

Its just shit that you are capable of doing hc raiding for example but you wont be let in because you dont have curve for example

[unreal coyote]

ive used logs

since logs were a thing

[lost horizon]

@keen inlet I mean, even outside of high level it's a good measurement tool, 5th percentile avg but aotc for a pug versus 10/11 but purple

[rain prawn]

if you actually think average players use logs for improving

[shrewd oriole]

@desert karma we are at like week 20

[lost horizon]

If you're picking people up for a pug or something

[rain prawn]

and that top players only use logs for parses

[shrewd oriole]

You haven’t done the content and you want to be carried

[rain prawn]

Then I can't even

[keen inlet]

@rain prawn Depends on what you mean by "Average."

But we have sub-par players come in here every day asking for log analysis

[gilded lark]

I'm painfully average and i use them for improving

[keen inlet]

You completely misunderstood what I said.

Go back, re-read

[rain prawn]

people who come asking here for help are top 5%

[desert karma]

@shrewd oriole thats not true, I have never asked for a carry

[unreal coyote]

i dont think so

[solid nova]

But you'll be one

[unreal coyote]

mof

[keen inlet]

@rain prawn That's not accurate.

[rain prawn]

even if they're bottom 1% of this channel

[lost horizon]

@rain prawn er

No

[shrewd oriole]

@desert karma then join a group that doesn’t ask for curve, they exist

[keen inlet]

nope.

wrong.

[unreal coyote]

thats really erroneous

[lost horizon]

People who come in here and talk shit then get muted

[bold dune]

they're the bottom 5%

[lost horizon]

Are the top5%

[unreal coyote]

most players who are asking for help

are egnerally blue parsers

[shrewd oriole]

@desert karma groups that don’t ask for curve are way worse than groups that do tho

[rain prawn]

bottom 5% isn't level 110

[keen inlet]

Under 110...

how is that relevant

[bold dune]

obv being hyperbolic but yeah point is they're shit

[keen inlet]

to anything

like

[rain prawn]

I'm saying that if people come here to discuss

[keen inlet]

to quote myself

who are you

[shrewd oriole]

Lul

[gilded lark]

he has a gnome as his ava

[rain prawn]

they're not bottom tier players

[gilded lark]

not relevant

[bold dune]

yep 60th percentile parsers are in the top 5%

This man's a genius

[shrewd oriole]

Quick math

[gaunt moat]

https://www.tenor.co/vr9m.gif

[unreal coyote]

i dunno man we see all kinds here

[keen inlet]

MacArthur grant incoming

[unreal coyote]

fresh rogues

etc

[lost horizon]

People have come in here to ask for help, literally because they're bottom tier

[shrewd oriole]

@bold dune when your parses low so u gotta part yourself in the back

LUL

[desert karma]

@shrewd oriole but what happens if you can do that stuff well(ish) but you just dont ahve the achieve?

[lost horizon]

I've seen tons of people link their grey avg logs asking for help

[shrewd oriole]

@desert karma join a group that doesn’t ask for curve and get curve?

It’s not rocket science

[drifting cloud]

buy curve

[rain prawn]

do people literally not realize how few people in this game even play at the level that their performance is being logged at all

[shrewd oriole]

I got curve on a 870 character yday

I made the group

[keen inlet]

Like it's far more common to get logs from ppl who don't even know the basics of the spec. And then we laugh, bant, tell them to read the guide, and they come back later much better off

[lost horizon]

There's a really wide range of players in this disc, we even have a whole channel #385145484559253506 man @rain prawn

[desert karma]

@shrewd oriole sounds like a carry

[shrewd oriole]

If you act confident enough people mostly don’t care

[solid nova]

@desert karma Make your own group, make it curve only, give tanks assist and get free carry

[shrewd oriole]

It was absolutely a carry

[solid nova]

Master plan

[keen inlet]

@rain prawn What you don't realize is how small the "5%" is

[shrewd oriole]

What Richard just said

[solid nova]

Wing the fuck out of it

[desert karma]

I dont know how to be a group leader and all that 😦

[shrewd oriole]

101%

[shrewd night]

Welp

Shit out of luck then

[keen inlet]

And how small the sampling of THAT 5% actually comes in here

[shrewd oriole]

Then what the hell do you want

[gilded lark]

you don't know how to invite people

or use the lfg system

wtf

[shrewd oriole]

Yo wanna come in late to the tier

And get curve

[unreal coyote]

not gonna lie

[gilded lark]

grp lead doesn't have to fucking lead the raid at this point in the tier

[unreal coyote]

i kinda hate this discussion

[gilded lark]

tanks will do it for you

[shrewd oriole]

But not put in any effort

[solid nova]

Exactly broad

[keen inlet]

@unreal coyote which one lol

[shrewd oriole]

I only gave out 1 instruction yday

[keen inlet]

there's like 5 and I'm cringing at all of them

[shrewd oriole]

And it was how to tank coven so I could whore

LUL

[gilded lark]

hell half the pugs i join i end up hijacking because the group leader is a mong

[spare cloud]

Tom

[shrewd oriole]

Legit just make your own group

[spare cloud]

you wanna finnish hc on alts

[shrewd oriole]

@spare cloud ? I have done full heroic on alt

[unreal coyote]

@keen inlet all of it

[shrewd night]

Stop being elitist tom 😡

[shrewd oriole]

I need normal now tbh

[spare cloud]

Finish without me 😭

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah you left lol

[gilded lark]

just like your woman aye

[solid nova]

Im doing normal tonight with the alt

[gaunt moat]

i tried reading, i'm heaving trouble following the line of ever one conversation here

[spare cloud]

Sorry had to carry argus

[solid nova]

970+ normal group, curve only leggo

[shrewd oriole]

Had to get carried

[spare cloud]

I didn't wipe us.

[shrewd night]

I didnt wipe us either

[desert karma]

You kjeep saying I want carries and dont put any effort in Tom, but thats not right to say that to me, who has constantly been trying to improve and get better

[shrewd night]

How bout dat

[shrewd oriole]

@solid nova our heroic group was 970+ LUL

[keen inlet]

@unreal coyote go outlaw with me

least toxic rogue channel

because nobody plays it and what few people do don't talk about it because they just get incessantly bullied

[gaunt moat]

something something 5% of people are under level 110, something something only noobs ask log analyis?

[gilded lark]

what? he's not saying that's what you do. he's saying that what you should do

[shrewd oriole]

@desert karma you’re not putting in effort to get curve

[rain prawn]

people think that bottom 5% of player base even know discord exists

[shrewd oriole]

I never said you’re not putting in effort to become a better rogue

[rain prawn]

that's the "confusion"

[shrewd night]

@desert karma problem: Dont have curve
answer: Join group that doesnt ask for curve
problem: doesnt want to do that
answer: make the group yourself
problem: doesnt want to do that either
???????

[gilded lark]

0 effort curve is the only way to get it tbh

[keen inlet]

bottom 95% you mean?

[shrewd oriole]

@shrewd night exactly LOL

[rain prawn]

No, other people than you were saying dumb shit to get on the hype train

[dire spoke]

there are still tons of people don't even know what a discord is

[gilded lark]

^

[shrewd oriole]

^

[keen inlet]

wow reddit btw

[gilded lark]

when you type a discord emote in d3 chat

[rain prawn]

In any case that's not what I said, not saying it's impossible though

[shrewd oriole]

Oh god

[bold dune]

Mofidik seems awfully adamant about defending his point that he literally has 0 support for

[gilded lark]

and nobody knows what the fuck you're on about

[gaunt moat]

to be fair, you can't explain what a "discord" is. it's like magnets.

[bold dune]

kinda strange

[shrewd oriole]

Wow reddit is just xaethron x 20000

[desert karma]

I have never made a raid group though, never been in charge of a team and the first time I tried to make one, I was kciked even though I was leader

[unreal coyote]

sure you can

[drifting cloud]

magnets how do they work

[unreal coyote]

discord is just slack for gamers

[gilded lark]

said "monkaS" in d3 general and someone asked me if i was playing a monk

[unreal coyote]

and isnt overpriced as fuck

[shrewd oriole]

Kicked even though you wee leader

[shrewd night]

@desert karma You cant kick the leader tho

[shrewd oriole]

That’s some 420iq plays

[keen inlet]

I just don't get why outlaw gets so bullied when half the specs are just as simple/"braindead"

it's probably the meme pirate theme

[gilded lark]

you can get kicked as leader

in lfr

[shrewd oriole]

@keen inlet it’s just a meme

[gilded lark]

stop trying to lead lfr

[shrewd oriole]

I love outlaw

Don’t tell anyone tho

[desert karma]

I am telling the truth, I was kicked even though I made the group

[keen inlet]

lfr

I used to enjoy going in there and carrying groups

[shrewd night]

Making the group and being the leader is two different things

[keen inlet]

but

[shrewd night]

so which is it

[gilded lark]

that is impossible unless you made someone else lead

[unreal coyote]

outlaw is just a badly balanced effort to reward ratio

[rain prawn]

As long as you have pirate speak addon on outlaw is a viable spec

[keen inlet]

Antorus lfr is just...so, so, so badly balanced/designed

[unreal coyote]

sub is much the same now too imo

[gilded lark]

like if you physically created the group

you cannot be kicked

that is how it works

[shrewd oriole]

Physically

In wow

Hmmm

[desert karma]

I had the little crown on me in my bars

[bold dune]

RtB is the most difficult rogue spec atm but no one would know because it sucks and no one plays it

[gilded lark]

yes

[shrewd oriole]

🤔

[gilded lark]

with your clicker finger

[unreal coyote]

so here we all are letting pb rng decide our fates

[gilded lark]

so

[shrewd oriole]

[gilded lark]

you had the crown

did you actually make the group

or were you assist

and just sperging

[solid nova]

20 weeks into the raid and you've got no HC experience? (from what i can tell(

Everyone in that group will be picking up the weight you wont be giving due to inexperience . That's what he means by it'll be a carry. @desert karma

Groups that dont ask for curve exist, but it might be a real shit show. Gotta work from somewhere to get it. I'd just make sure you raid content when its more current for tiers moving forward

Thats all there is to it really

[keen inlet]

for them to have gone from bumpers-up bowling in TOS (until KJ, ofc) to "leave most of the norm mechanics in and enrage timers" for antorus showed a real lack of understanding about what LFR is

[shrewd night]

@desert karma So uh. You can get kicked if you were assist, which is a small crown
You cant get kicked if you were the leader.. Which is also a small crown..

[shrewd oriole]

@bold dune rtb bracers outlaw has a lot of decision making

It’s a genuinely cool spec

[bold dune]

yep

[gilded lark]

we're breaking into a new frontier of casual

[bold dune]

dw that won't last in BfA lol

[unreal coyote]

the payoff isnt good

[keen inlet]

dpms, decisions per minute

[gilded lark]

"how does lfg work"

[keen inlet]

lol

[dire spoke]

no toxicity in outlaw? wait

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah they are gonna dumb down outlaw

LUL

Snd outlaw is so cringe tho

[dire spoke]

done

[shrewd oriole]

It’s worse than BM imo

I M O

[drifting cloud]

910 trinket bis what a sick spec

[keen inlet]

GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE

[unreal coyote]

i just wish they would remove pb

[keen inlet]

[dire spoke]

[shrewd oriole]

Bm to me at least feels fun when I get procs

[unreal coyote]

give us dispatch as an ability

not a fucking talent

[keen inlet]

dispatch btw

talent

[shrewd oriole]

Dispatch isn’t interesting

Lmao

[desert karma]

will try and make a group tonight

[keen inlet]

"engaging player choices"

[lone junco]

I like yelling. What is the q

[shrewd oriole]

It’s just a slightly stronger mutilate

[spare cloud]

Ib4 980 fang out of mythic chest

lets go

[unreal coyote]

dispatch is not particularly interesting

[shrewd night]

I got an envenom relic

[shrewd oriole]

@spare cloud screencap what you get pls

[shrewd night]

[unreal coyote]

but at least its a button you press

[solid nova]

@shrewd oriole Interesting by which you mean, i'll have a flashing button to press each time it procs

[vernal adder]

I got 965 coven hands

[unreal coyote]

not a green rng vomit on the floor

[solid nova]

👀

[spare cloud]

gotta kill immonar normal really quick

[shrewd oriole]

@unreal coyote have you tried alpha pb

[unreal coyote]

no

[frozen pecan]

@desert karma why don't you apply for a guild that does hc or hc progress

[desert karma]

how do you get a mythic chest?

[shrewd oriole]

It feels a lot better

[shrewd night]

By killing mythic bosses

[dire spoke]

I rather pog fog than overcap resources 24/7

[gilded lark]

jesus

[unreal coyote]

the fact remain though

you dont control it

[spare cloud]

Xaethron level troll

as I said

[gaunt moat]

LOL
https://scontent.fsdv2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29513227_1586937211341623_6321592429650849776_n.jpg?oh=269876d3774f962529a9767f14e6cc36&oe=5B34DA26

[shrewd night]

There is like

NO WAY

[gaunt moat]

what if he meant he has a super soaker 😦

[keen inlet]

was it a resto sham tho

[frozen pecan]

lul

[unreal coyote]

i have a sham named makesyouwet

[keen inlet]

🤔

[shrewd oriole]

Lmao

[unreal coyote]

just name it "Gotawetty"

be done with it

[echo estuary]

no Daniel, not like this

[keen inlet]

Makesyousploosh

[shrewd night]

Damn daniel

[desert karma]

I have also been watching this guy on YT called InfexiousGaming

[vernal adder]

I had priest named Wetnurse, had to change that for some reason

[keen inlet]

Wavesofgasm

[shrewd night]

Thats it

[keen inlet]

etc

[shrewd night]

Mattb confirmed troll

[unreal coyote]

i used to be named Angerbang

for a long time

nvr got reported

lol

[bold dune]

InfexiousGaming is pretty good, he's the same rank as don and notter for a reason

[gilded lark]

still have a rogue named conautist

[keen inlet]

I feel like angerbang's mild at worst

[unreal coyote]

i had a couple of girls take offense to my mage Daddyissues though

[gilded lark]

and a hunter named dickhead

[gaunt moat]

reported

[gilded lark]

😄

[shrewd oriole]

@desert karma don’t watch infexious

[keen inlet]

I am going to take a risky move here

[shrewd oriole]

Please

[keen inlet]

and ask

"what is offensive about daddyissues"

[unreal coyote]

i dunno

[rain prawn]

<No daddy no> got changed within like day

[gilded lark]

[gaunt moat]

XD

[keen inlet]

unless you have them...?

[desert karma]

@shrewd oriole is he not good?

[rain prawn]

they went so soft

[vernal adder]

saw a druid with the finnish version of the n word once

[shrewd night]

@desert karma wew lad

[unreal coyote]

my friends had

<Naga Stole My Bike>

[shrewd oriole]

@desert karma his videos aren’t great

[unreal coyote]

forcibly chnaged to

[bold dune]

my dk is Babyblender

[unreal coyote]

<Guild of the Whale>

[gaunt moat]

I had a shaman in guild called
"SuckMyTotem"

[drifting cloud]

fat kids are harder to kidnap

[gilded lark]

lol blizzard

[vernal adder]

Sapped girls cant say no

[gilded lark]

fucking gear affix as a guild name

[shrewd oriole]

@gaunt moat we had a paladin called wilmadikfit

[rain prawn]

also Danicker was forced to name change when there was a waepon in the game called the nicker

[unreal coyote]

but why be mad about naga stole my bike

when

they put

[gaunt moat]

lol

[desert karma]

But he is an orange name on discord though! @shrewd oriole @shrewd night

[unreal coyote]

naga in the slave pens

lol

[gilded lark]

but they werent the slaves

it was role reversal

[unreal coyote]

DOESNT MATTER

[gilded lark]

so it's okay

[shrewd night]

@desert karma Dayum, he must be supergood then if he has a rank on discord

[shrewd oriole]

@desert karma yeah mate you dot need to be good to have an orange name

Mods aren’t good players

[gaunt moat]

better than you

[shrewd oriole]

They’re babysitters

[unreal coyote]

WOAH

[dire spoke]

can't get muted in outlaw I tried

[unreal coyote]

shots fired tom

[shrewd night]

🔥

[drifting cloud]

reported to stjern 😡

[keen inlet]

Hey

[vernal adder]

[keen inlet]

some of the mods are good players

[shrewd oriole]

@gaunt moat you don’t even play wtf

[gaunt moat]

and still

[gilded lark]

@dire spoke wait what

[shrewd night]

[keen inlet]

Just because I'm a casual doesn't mean they all are.

[shrewd oriole]

Giggle is casual

[bold dune]

can I get a khaki role for being the best

[shrewd oriole]

You’re casual

Notter doesn’t play

Loktark is godlike

But that’s it

[keen inlet]

And I wouldn't take for granted much of the TC/work that's done by them

[gilded lark]

grayhound plays high end i think

but he's hunter

[shrewd night]

If we gave ranks to good players, does that mean we would give rank to 💪 ❤ ?

[unreal coyote]

i do feel an active sub should be a requirement

[shrewd night]

[marble hemlock]

still remember our arenateam that was called "sapped cows cant say moo", im not sure theyd be fine with that nowadays

[unreal coyote]

but its not a huge deal

[keen inlet]

Many of us started as rogue and swapped later

[bold dune]

he's in SPK LUL

[marble hemlock]

but back in 2008 it was acceptable

[keen inlet]

but again

[echo estuary]

game is not fun enough to tryhard at, so who isnt casual nowadays xd

[unreal coyote]

edgy as fuck bro

[marble hemlock]

blizzard just went down a path of trying to not offend a single person

[gilded lark]

the game was very different 10-12 years ago

[spare cloud]

https://gyazo.com/1dd14455dd7d31ca8dc333bdcfccf2e4

[desert karma]

so the orange and purple names on discord arent from ranks in wowlogs?

[gilded lark]

when blizzard gave no fucks

[vernal adder]

lul

[shrewd night]

LOL

[shrewd oriole]

I feel like you’re trolling now matt

[drifting cloud]

are you seruious

[frozen pecan]

lel

[drifting cloud]

thats gotta be a troll 100%

[keen inlet]

Matt's gotta be a troll

but he's a good one

too obv now tho

[shrewd night]

99% of this discord is greenparsing

[bold dune]

not rly

[shrewd night]

haHAA

[keen inlet]

he started subtle

[bold dune]

too obvious

[keen inlet]

but has become too obv

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah

It’s a bit too obvious now

[bold dune]

you suck matt

[gaunt moat]

a totem?

[gilded lark]

as soon as he brought up infexious

it was over

[unreal coyote]

youre the at&t of people matt

[drifting cloud]

is mattb actually nibren

[manic vigil]

Mute him Don

[shrewd night]

Mattb is actually saber

[lost horizon]

Oh shit

[gaunt moat]

O_O

[manic vigil]

[shrewd oriole]

Nah saber is QTgurl

[dire spoke]

[desert karma]

Im not a troll, Im an undead 😢

[gilded lark]

stop

[drifting cloud]

🍍

[gaunt moat]

bad-dam-tss

[shrewd night]

Thats the shittest troll

response

like

ugh

[vernal adder]

your mom gay btw

[shrewd oriole]

Gotta give it to him

He’s a good troll

[lost horizon]

@vernal adder no u

[shrewd night]

Good troll with 23% haste

Coming in with the BAIT

[gilded lark]

love that gif

everyone in hardhats looking away'

dude in a ball cap smacks it with a hammer

[unreal coyote]

it is wonderful

[gilded lark]

safety is job number 1

[gaunt moat]

what is he even doing

hitting a mine with a hammer?

[keen inlet]

showing us bobs

[drifting cloud]

its like some potato fireworks

[unreal coyote]

the best banned gif

[drifting cloud]

in 3rd world countries

[unreal coyote]

will always be

[vernal adder]

Jose send vegana

[gaunt moat]

jose is actually an outsourced indian mod

[shrewd night]

[desert karma]

Jose is Indian?'

[keen inlet]

here's my best vegeta @vernal adder

[shrewd night]

Can we just mute Matt now

[vernal adder]

wow so hot

[keen inlet]

@shrewd night we don't mute anyone, especially ppl who deserve it

nazi mods btw

[unreal coyote]

this si the best banned gif-change my mind

[gilded lark]

no you let the bot do it

[keen inlet]

bot auto-functions were turned off

Broadsalts

[gaunt moat]

Jose's actual name is actually Jagachandra Faneesh

[desert karma]

I dont know why you guys think Im a troll tbh, Im really just a new player who wants to improve. I am even getting my logs set up soon, asked a guild mate to help me

[hoary copper]

Can the bot mute and say it was an accident?

[unreal coyote]

you dont deserve to use nyancat as your avatar

[vernal adder]

the bot can say itself is an accident

[frozen pecan]

dedicated troll

[shrewd night]

New player trying to improve

[unreal coyote]

shame on you sir

[shrewd night]

Sure thing breh

[gilded lark]

i mean

[shrewd night]

Wew

[desert karma]

Yup, this game was given to me by my cousin and I got hooked 😃

[unreal coyote]

you cant type that nelbur

[shrewd night]

Close one utility

[bold dune]

wow nazi mods

[unreal coyote]

c'mon man

[gilded lark]

that didnt deserve a delete lol

it's an actual possibility

[spare cloud]

🤔

[gaunt moat]

nipping it at the bud

[spare cloud]

Just use a different word then

[gilded lark]

handicapable

autastic

[vernal adder]

artistic

[spare cloud]

wow

[frozen pecan]

acoustic

[shrewd night]

🎸

[drifting cloud]

non-vaccinated

[bold dune]

clinically braindead

[vernal adder]

american

[unreal coyote]

lol..

[lost horizon]

Oh boy

[gaunt moat]

!warn @frozen pecan word replacement

[chrome tusk]

Alright, @gilded lark has been warned because 'word replacement'.

[gilded lark]

what

fuck off

[lost horizon]

Keep er going

[gilded lark]

delete everyone elses but warn me

[unreal coyote]

@vernal adder i take offense to that

[gilded lark]

thinking emoji

[desert karma]

and btw, Im an autist and have severe hearing loss (can show you proof) so getting discord recently was a very scary experience for me

[vernal adder]

im sorry, lets have a coffe @unreal coyote

[frozen pecan]

damn no don't do it

[spare cloud]

Wait Broad are you emoji blocked again

[lost horizon]

@desert karma quit while you're ahead

[spare cloud]

[bold dune]

severe hearing loss 🤔

[gaunt moat]

!warn @frozen pecan word replacement

[chrome tusk]

Alright, @frozen pecan has been warned because 'word replacement'.

[unreal coyote]

i wont know youre sorry until i feel you from the inside

[gilded lark]

nice edit up there

[frozen pecan]

😦

[vernal adder]

[desert karma]

@lost horizon I can send you pictures of my hearing aids if you dont believe me

[gaunt moat]

i said i'm gonna nip it at the bud, and you kept pushing.
how about we don't do that.

[unreal coyote]

no one fucking cares about your hearing aids

[spare cloud]

I care

send pictures please

[dire spoke]

I'm down for pics

[gilded lark]

wait

what kind of aids

[drifting cloud]

thats cyberbullying

[keen inlet]

can y'all

[lost horizon]

Link your bobs

I mean logs

[keen inlet]

step the toxicity down like

[gilded lark]

ear aids

[lost horizon]

I mean hearing aids

[spare cloud]

bobs and vagene

[keen inlet]

20 meters

[gilded lark]

silly don

that's not a real height

[lost horizon]

[unreal coyote]

bitch lasagna

[hoary copper]

They just shadowstep right back to the toxicity

[keen inlet]

seriously, who pissed in your weetabix this am

[vernal adder]

customers

[shrewd night]

Yesterday it was Tom

Today it was Matt

[drifting cloud]

broadsides used to be orange how he just gets warned like the rest of us plebs

[gilded lark]

what

[manic vigil]

muricans using meters

[gilded lark]

i was never a mod

what the fuck

[manic vigil]

Mind blown

[keen inlet]

Broad was never orange

[drifting cloud]

werent you hmm

[spare cloud]

If broadsides was ever a mod

[gilded lark]

could you imagine

[drifting cloud]

MY BAD

[unreal coyote]

he was yellow

[gilded lark]

LOL

[spare cloud]

then nobody would be here

[lost horizon]

Jesus

[shrewd night]

If we give ranks based on warcraftlogs you're correct

[manic vigil]

Broad was the best shadowblade

[unreal coyote]

thats offensive

[shrewd night]

[vernal adder]

Broadsides is a nice boi

[gilded lark]

im a mod elsewhere

[unreal coyote]

this is a christian discord

[gilded lark]

but not here

[spare cloud]

Broad is all about equality

hates everyone equally

[manic vigil]

Broad for president

[solid nova]

Literally no idea whats going on now, tabbed out for 2mins

[unreal coyote]

also guys

[frozen pecan]

mod broad

[dire spoke]

you got to respect the down side of life

[unreal coyote]

pepe memes are frowned on by blizz ok

so lets act right

[gilded lark]

what

[keen inlet]

Modsides {Saltymod}

[vernal adder]

[manic vigil]

[gilded lark]

blizzard is shaman discord?

[unreal coyote]

OWL has banned pepe memes

not a joke

[gilded lark]

where's my nazi binkenstein emote when i need it

[spare cloud]

Who uses shaman discord anyways

[unreal coyote]

really happened

[drifting cloud]

Blizzard uses a different Pepe 🤔

[desert karma]

@solid nova toxic people as per usual

[manic vigil]

[spare cloud]

You dont need pepe when you have ion

[gilded lark]

@desert karma stop

[solid nova]

Huh

[spare cloud]

Don

now is your time

[vernal adder]

[keen inlet]

Nah

[gilded lark]

you rang

[unreal coyote]

ion has such a punchable face

[shrewd night]

@desert karma the jig is up. The curtain is down. The play is over. Just.. No.

[spare cloud]

to proof that Ion is just as viable as pepe

[keen inlet]

i was told my ion posts were "annoying" by somebody

because god forbid we have some fun

[vernal adder]

more ion

[frozen pecan]

you overdid it matt

[keen inlet]

it's much less annoying to fight for 2 hours about WCL amirite

[manic vigil]

Who said that? Stjern

[bold dune]

I generally hate memes but the ion faces were p good

[keen inlet]

nah wasn't mod, was a user I'm in other discords with

[unreal coyote]

matt is like that guy at a party who tells a joke and laughs really hard hoping it catches on

because the joke itself is weak as fuck

but sheeple

[manic vigil]

Who cares what a random pleb says

[keen inlet]

literally me these days

I should take a discord vacation

[spare cloud]

Dont make fun of weak

[vernal adder]

You had a really funny one when we watched it live here Jose

[manic vigil]

[shrewd night]

Oh, thought he was more like the guy that tries to run the same joke ten days in a row hoping its equally funny

[unreal coyote]

too soon don

it will always be too soon

[drifting cloud]

is that Ion as Batman?

[vernal adder]

Ion as Batman, he doesnt fight he just explains for 5mins how he will win

[spare cloud]

Thats a nice idea

[dire spoke]

Notter rn http://img.pr0gramm.com/2018/02/11/f9bc8191d36974f1.jpg

[gilded lark]

flatboi

[shrewd night]

Implying that notter is usually fat @gilded lark ?

[manic vigil]

[solid nova]

All i know about notter is he's got beautiful long hair and could be in a metal band

[shrewd night]

But if he has long hair

How does he place his fedora

[vernal adder]

carefully

[shrewd night]

Ooooh, smooth.

[shrewd oriole]

LOL

[vernal adder]

wow toxic

[shrewd oriole]

This was my favorite moment tho

Ashine laughed so much lmao

[shrewd night]

dude

how is that your favorite

[lost horizon]

Hey mom look I'm on TV

[shrewd night]

over asasesinero

[manic vigil]

Wtf Tom

[lost horizon]

Why u have pictures of me @shrewd oriole u creep

[shrewd oriole]

@lost horizon 😉

@shrewd night idk man I just found it so cute

[lost horizon]

❤

[shrewd oriole]

Like that guy the other day who was talking to me saying “damn tomm has so much gear”

[dire spoke]

@shrewd oriole is actually josh

[shrewd oriole]

My name was powerbotTOM and he didn’t catch on

[vernal adder]

Tom is outside everyone's window taking pics

[frozen pecan]

that's really sweet

[lost horizon]

Make sure you get my bobs

[shrewd oriole]

It was really cute

[vernal adder]

I even called you jesus, that didnt catch on

[shrewd oriole]

Someone called me dad

I should start streaming

[frozen pecan]

do it

I'll sub

[vernal adder]

hey guise lets clear Antorus mythic for the 30th time

[frozen pecan]

haha

he's 10/11 isn't he :X

[shrewd oriole]

Me? Nah

I’m 11

[frozen pecan]

since when

[vernal adder]

tall as a 11year old

[shrewd oriole]

Me or my guild?

[frozen pecan]

you

[shrewd oriole]

Last week

[frozen pecan]

nice gratz

[shrewd oriole]

Ty

[vernal adder]

gz

[hoary copper]

You paid someone to carry you?

[shrewd oriole]

It felt like I already had ce tbh I had several sub 5% wipes before my grandma died

It was mostly a relief so y’all don’t bully me

[vernal adder]

she was sick?

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah

Had cancer :/

[vernal adder]

man cancer is fucking ass

[shrewd oriole]

She was 106 tho

lol

[frozen pecan]

damn

[vernal adder]

wat

[shrewd oriole]

Should add

It was great grandmother

But I usually refer to her as just granny

[manic vigil]

106

[shrewd oriole]

I think I’d be a decent streamer

But I needed to play other games

[lost horizon]

Granny parsed 6 percentiles better than a rank 1

[vernal adder]

106% parse

[lost horizon]

Ez first kill parse

[solid nova]

...

[shrewd oriole]

I told my guild

Y’all suck, I killed my granny before you killed argus

LUL

[lost horizon]

Er, first kill makes it sound more morbid than intended

[solid nova]

Fucks sake Tom

[shrewd oriole]

@solid nova I don’t mind the jokes

[lost horizon]

LOL

[shrewd oriole]

They make me feel better

[frozen pecan]

lol wtf

[lost horizon]

Damn though that's actually a good one

[vernal adder]

I like dark humour, would say the same thing tbh

[shrewd oriole]

Same

[vernal adder]

sarcasm and dark humour, me in a nutshell

[shrewd oriole]

I hate Econ classes man

[dire spoke]

only a real elitist would say that

[vernal adder]

ahh afterwork beer

[manic vigil]

[shrewd oriole]

Stop using elitist as an insult

😠 :kap

[solid nova]

You shouldn't apologise for being superior 😏

[vernal adder]

Im happy I dont live in germany, all that beer, I would be 300kg LUL

[manic vigil]

I don't like beer

Easy solution

[vernal adder]

DanielsGame

[foggy folio]

I hate "tryhard" "Elitist" "Casual" Insults. People are different and play different games for different reasons. Personally, I like winning and being competitive, and you're damned right I'm going to try hard and get pissed when I lose. That doesn't mean "casuals" are lesser in some way, however.

[frozen pecan]

I get fed up with beer quickly, like after 3-4 pints I don't want anymore

[vernal adder]

same, thats a good amount

[spare cloud]

White name

[dire spoke]

lmao

at least somebody got triggered

[frozen pecan]

lol

[spare cloud]

[vernal adder]

[shrewd night]

Inb4 it's matt on a new account

[spare cloud]

Dont make fun of matt

[frozen pecan]

mattB*

[lost horizon]

@spare cloud u talking shit?

[manic vigil]

Toph racist confirmed

[keen inlet]

sigh

[spare cloud]

Yeah dont believe what I say

I'm a filthy grey parser

[frozen pecan]

grey parses lul

[lost horizon]

My people have a rich culture

[shrewd night]

But don't you need gray name to confirm?

[spare cloud]

Dont make fun of Matt

[frozen pecan]

I only parse green 😟

[shrewd night]

Same

[lone junco]

[frozen pecan]

red parse wtf?

[lone junco]

get on my level.

[manic vigil]

[shrewd night]

That's the colour when the parse is invalid

[lone junco]

dead on the ground from scythe

[spare cloud]

Red is like the danger zone

its lower than grey

[frozen pecan]

red is ded

[lost horizon]

Red is a wipe

You goofs

[manic vigil]

[shrewd night]

Wew

[dire spoke]

roses are red, violets are blue, my parse is grey do I hold cooldowns I'm new

[jovial kite]

🤦🏼

[frozen pecan]

very creative, respec

[vernal adder]

Slaggjack did you know 3 rogues are a waste of time btw?

[jovial kite]

yes

[vernal adder]

lets talk about that for 30min

[spare cloud]

Slagg can you give me tips

[frozen pecan]

slagg how much crit do you need for bleed?

[vernal adder]

a good amount

[jovial kite]

tips regarding what subject m'lordd

[spare cloud]

Outlaw

[lone junco]

we ran personal for Alt run. what a fucking joke. 5 drops (more than ususal) every time people were trying to pass shit around. and Tier rotting. Good game.

[jovial kite]

no sorry im gay

[dire spoke]

slagg do I fish for bota outside of fight?

[lone junco]

🎣

[hoary copper]

oh hello Slagg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[lone junco]

👀

[vernal adder]

[solid nova]

The scale

[dire spoke]

that's what she said

[vernal adder]

small scale

[hoary copper]

Thats what Tom said Ramlu

[lone junco]

( ͡° )

[vernal adder]

cant get smaller than Tom

[hoary copper]

ooompa loompa doompety do

[dire spoke]

@keen inlet pin my poetry pls

[vernal adder]

anyway now that Noobe is here, look at some logs. And im gonna get the fuck out of here

[frozen pecan]

logs are too elitist

[shrewd oriole]

😦

[keen inlet]

I see no poetry

[lone junco]

Little rogue tomm
Gotta hot mom
She gives him money
to spend on his honey
but he blew it on coke up her bum.

[shrewd oriole]

that last one

[lone junco]

❤

[shrewd oriole]

Confused me

[frozen pecan]

🔥

[keen inlet]

sin chat has me like

[lone junco]

apparently coke in the bum is a thing rich people do.

[hoary copper]

Don is probably really Ion in disguise

[lone junco]

i was edgy with that one

[spare cloud]

Don back with the Ion memes

[vernal adder]

Roses a red, violets are blue, post some logs and i'll dissect you

[spare cloud]

I thought you didn't want to 🤔

[shrewd oriole]

Tom is half black
Orange parses he don’t lack
Got mad game
But his transmog is wack

[vernal adder]

hotfire

logs btw

[lone junco]

🥁

[shrewd night]

Of all rumours that has been parried,
People think me and Tom are married,
I have to complain,
With a great pain,
Tom is the kind of guy that's always been carried.

[shrewd oriole]

Your damage is lackluster
Your parses are grey
Your wife, I’ll bust her
Cuz brotha you gay

[spare cloud]

😭

I don't have a wife

[vernal adder]

oof

[spare cloud]

can't bust her if I don't have one

[shrewd oriole]

That one was for noobe

[frozen pecan]

what a diss 😮

[shrewd oriole]

Cuz he said his wife was cute

[spare cloud]

Wasnt noobe going to be your dad in law?

[lone junco]

tag team back again,

[shrewd oriole]

Ravenholdt disstrack

[lone junco]

taking turns is what friends do

[shrewd oriole]

LOL

Sharing is caring

[keen inlet]

There once was a channel called Sin
In it, players (most often bin)
Would whip out their logs
and give their dongs flogs
while they screeched and declared it a win

[dire spoke]

I think I started something

[spare cloud]

gj

[shrewd night]

Who would flog their dong

[keen inlet]

mosquitos
get
swatted

[hoary copper]

Who wouldnt?

[vernal adder]

Logs logs on the wall, who is the most pb lucky of them all?

[shrewd oriole]

I ban all content
Yet I’m never content
My name is don Jose
Yay

[frozen pecan]

yay lmao

[bold dune]

🤢

[shrewd oriole]

Hot fire I know

[lone junco]

Got that ... poison bomb?

[shrewd oriole]

Econ class dropping rhymes nibbas

[manic vigil]

It's a great time to be alive indeed

[shrewd night]

There once was a channel called sin,
Where the mods thought if themselves as kin,
There is this one botter,
Calls himself Notter,
All the toxicity stems from him.

[turbid harbor]

that was actually p good don

[keen inlet]

thanks Zol

[shrewd oriole]

Idd I loved it

Truly art

[lone junco]

Flogging logs is my fav

[keen inlet]

literally at the point where I don't want to open this channel anymore

👋 y'all won

[shrewd oriole]

Lul

Yay

[lone junco]

since we are screeching

I play exang in M+.

[spare cloud]

Nice no Moderation when Notter isnt here

[shrewd night]

Don't start poetry class if you ain't gon complete

[vernal adder]

just go sub for m+ btw

[shrewd oriole]

Guys the mods are gone

Quick spam memes

[lone junco]

i would just, but i dont care what others do really

[manic vigil]

[lone junco]

until 🔨

[shrewd oriole]

Changed my name to reflect my brand new achievement

[lone junco]

Slayer is a bit much, more like a chafing rash

[frozen pecan]

start with some word replacement

[lone junco]

but gg

[spare cloud]

Stupid question

You are locked out from antorus if you realm/faction transfer

I know that

but does that apply to old contents as well?

[shrewd oriole]

What do you mean

You do Antorus then transfer

You’re still locked

Same applies

[spare cloud]

No

[shrewd oriole]

To old content

What’s your Q then

[spare cloud]

If you transfer you cant do mythic

anymore

for that week

[shrewd oriole]

What really?

[lone junco]

ok tbh, stormy daniels and trump vid would be pretty traumatic for porns sake

[shrewd oriole]

Didn’t know that

Til

[spare cloud]

Thats why we did it before transfering

[vernal adder]

they changed it because people abused it

[shrewd oriole]

I didn’t know that

Must’ve been changed after wod idk

[spare cloud]

I was just wondering if you could still do like for example tomb of sargeras

[lone junco]

during mythic week 1? clear then xfer for clear again

thats funny

OK EVERYONE there and back again 4 servers week 1

[spare cloud]

No

[solid nova]

@shrewd oriole Pretty sure method did that in Firelands and got a load of abuse about it

[shrewd oriole]

@frozen pecan RESPECT THE MODS 😠

[solid nova]

Or was it Paragon 🤔

[lone junco]

too much min max for me

[vernal adder]

some tryhard guild