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imaginary dates don't count
and your hand is not a date
At least be consistent LUL

What if his hand talks back?
You did say “at least to my knowledge”
I’m all for poking fun at regulars but at least be honest about it Jose
talk to my hand ?
afk. have fun
have a good day NOOBE
Just annoyed that some of the moderation team is so inconsistent and flip floppity
🎸 and acoustic is a derogative term but 🥄 and spoon isn’t
When they clearly mean the same thing
🤷
When did 🥄 mean you had a mental retardation?
I always interpreted that as meaning idiot or spoon fed.
It’s used in place of the R word
rogue
You might, but I think the majority of people infer it as someone being dumb.
Not being mentally retarded.
It is clearly a playful way of calling someone the R word
The R word in of itself is used to call someone dumb
No one actually thinks anyone is mentally retarded, at least I don’t
I just use it to call someone dumb
and is highly offensive, whereas being called dumb... not so much.
Why would spoon be used I place of dumb is dumb is allowed
Spoon is clearly replacing the R word
You assuming the softness of the word more-than-likely caused someone with a hammer to come down on your use of it.
So in my opinion, we should ban 🥄
Have some self-awareness...

Laughing at your own jokes now Prince Tomm?
Not really an argument
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I never assume sarcasm.
As people are awful at presenting it in text form.
I said what I wanted to say, after that I was just being sarcastic
I don’t think any word should be banned
Especially when there's no shift in tone.
ha
koopa
Yerp
"oldest"
I see no dicks or the exchange of money in the GIF, clearly not the oldest trick.

...
Sorry noobe I’m not old enough
C L E A R L Y
Mario kart.. nes..
Yaknow, one of the two good Mario Karts.
I don’t think I’ve ever played kart without blue shell
See? Sarcasm is hard.
Sarcasm is hard because it's a 2 party system.
I was just confused.. about nes part.
I have to do it well, and someone has to tell that it's sarcasm.
Us isn’t hard, it’s pretty simple
Therein lies the an issue with sarcasm.
Just say you won’t take their guns and ban whatever people dislike
64 was a trash game.
🚪
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Compared to the other Karts, even NES/SNES were better.
Fucking Mario Kart 8 kicks the shit out of 64 as well
I've been siming at 2.08m or so, my average single target is 2.1m ish. Which I'm happy with, but that still only puts me in the 55-65% damage range for total damage for my ilevel (967), other than normal rotational stuff gone wrong. Are lucky poision bombs a huge factor with sin?
G T F O
Sonic extra furry
Perfection.
noobe.
Well you ended up the greatest console of all time.
Switch is fucking dope
So good job.
my bro has a switch. was nice.
The switch has potential to beat nes
Zelda and odyssey easily beat any game from last year
I just dont like sitting in the living room with my wife watching me play games, mean mugging cause Im on the tv
Blew them out of the water
FF2 Bis.
Ff7*
^
7 is the best final fantasy
FF7 is a horseshit awful JRPG.
playstation1 destruction derby2
Ducking Americans

Can’t appreciate good games
<-- USA
LOL
FF7 did a couple of things for the first time but the game itself was average in light of the rest of the JRPGs of the time.
And you lost the war to them
and it easily loses to like, 3 other FF's before it.
So I don't see how it can be the best.
Half black half Asians beat Americans
Chrono Trigger tho.
It’s probably nostalgia
100%
But 7 is my favorite
It's not great.
Digimon world 4 tho
but it's fine.
4?
That game was the shit
Alongside digimon rumble arena
The digimon version of smash bros
The new digimon game is digimon world
Which was awful.
I liked "secret of mana" at the time. I prob couldnt do it again.
Weird game. SoM.
Og god of war was p nice
I didnt like the quazi 3D board
So I am not too excited for the new GoW, it's been a long time since the last GoW that mattered and things have become exceptional in its' absence.
Yeah
Hey quick questions, what's lower karas first boss this week?
Gow is just milked
i played some mall massacre game while super high. and just ran around flame throwering strollers and old ladies.
that was a fucked up night.
Anybody know?
was prob ps2
No sorry @Zed#2615
Opera House? dunno
@Zed#2615 dunno
Check wowhead they sometimes have info like that
No problem guys, and will do
Yeah that game was, not so great.
Question boys. Please dont tell me to sim it. I have both EoC and singed at 965. Wondering about m+. Would eoc do better with a mouse over rupture macro or just stay with singed fang? Thank you in advance!
He sees EVERYTHING
figured since he worked so hard, to make his name at the top i would click it
oh boy
and hes playing runescape on the side
why are you bullying him
No bully.
the info spam gave me a panic attack.
Constructive criticism is all.
Need time to process
I like his ui its colorful
@sudden trench eoc is trash in m+
the double group window is interesting
Probably because he saw us chating
too lazy to change
I don't understand why people even play with combat dmg/heal text... its so useless and just clutters screen
Ok
he got 2 viewers.
I can't fin his channel because his name is written so awkwardly
@verbal root also useful to see parries/evades
Thx mate
@verbal root I like to see the big crits.
can you pm me it
and I have a doink mod for the parrys
and yeah, it's... fun to see, not really distracting at all
dfa doink.
I have a weakaura that flashes my screen and plays an airhorn sound every time my dfa crits more than 20 mil
big old dfa
that i can do. the dfa parry doinks make me sad
at !!
sooooo is poision bomb just luck of the draw? I see people getting the proc 2 to 3 times more. O.o
he plays with one of those swifty things
It's kinda like dmg meters. In the age of logs you don't need them but they're interesting to watch in real time, and help determine how you're doing, relatively
Yes you do need them
woah bro
use it to post in mythic plus when you have more interrupts than the people in your group
That's raid leader stuff, once you're further on progression/farm you theoretically shouldn't need. But I agree, they're useful tools.

i use skada but should prb get deatils
The raid leader shouldn’t do everything for you
we play for dps crown anyway.
also in details you change your name and everyone sees it
The less your raidleader has to focus on your silly mistakes the faster you kill the boss
everyone who also has details and has the option enabled
The best part of details
So everyone here chooses assass over sub spec huh? Why’s that and are you playing raids or pvp?
cuz assa is better in raids
because its better
THE VIRUS IS BACK
But don’t be fooled, for m+ it’s the other way around!
He has a good taste in music though
Sub is much better in m+
everytime I see sin rogue in m+ I cringe
you cringe and then he doubles your dmg because he has 2 pb proccs
Why does everyone have a hard on for details now?
Details is a very good addon
I legit just started hearing about it
You can change your name.
Bjt out of the loop then
So you can make funny names and people see it when you are top dps
It’s an improved skada
like last week I run 21 CoS with sin rogue... sin got absolutely obliterated in overall... cos is sub friendly dungeon though
Used to raid with 🎸 so..
so you probably never heard of it because that doesnt happen to you
fwiw, we're actually discussing that as a mod team
the GM of the last guild
I’m glad
was a rogue
but, Tom
and he wouldn't listen to my advice.
you don't get to make demands
Thank you.
I didn't ban you. But you've been using it in a pejorative way.
Do y’all say spoons in an endearing manner
It’s not about being salty
hmmm bois
Tired of the disrespect.
Be consistent
Depends on ilvl
fang
But probably fang
ST only class in 2018 with M+
dont hit adds in transmission to not drop eoc 🤔
940EoC sims higher than 945fang 🤷 but fuck patchwerk
fang
Also idk why voicing my concerns is being a prick
yeah was my pick until now
tbh I'm not even sure if on any boss eoc is really an increase
Tom. you've been antagonizing people on purpose. Can we cut this argument?
Just shows that I actually care about the RH community
Alright alright
My phone is sending delayed answers, internet is slow
Lul
teach flowi your ways
🙏 sick food
OH MY
That's called Cam4
private streaming is for my 🍆 cam and $$$$
exactly.
is it
if that guy can do it i can
like beatlejuice?
better?
No
you just say the a word 3 times
You werent even there
the same guy tried to summon you
but it didnt work
he probably lied
our old druid used to have an ingame bejeweled addon.
I should have done this with homework back in the day
WHEEWWW ashes of alar in BMAH
are rainbow keyboards cool or nah?
mine is super bland. I click it. it works.
I play without keyboard
Mine is black because I use my keyboard to express my feelings and I'm dead inside
man I wish I was more toxic
Why would you even need keyboard to play wow
cause I have a really good follow up joke to that
you can click on verything with mouse
is the sky golem Mythic Archi cutting edge? or is it still droppable?
its 1%
like guldan, argus mounts will be 1% when BfA is out
Remember the picture that sick dude posted
@lone junco wanna do archi? I have portals lul
🤔
Can’t argue with the definition
Are Draenei furries?
@dire spoke at work. maybe another time
I need to fulfill my space goat fetish
They aren’t really animals
They have no fur
And no true animal like features
Besides hooves
google furry
That's just cause they reject their fursona
Which are present in many azerothian races
Horns though fam
Half of wow things are furries
Ilidan has horns is he a furry
Yes

Yes
No
He has wings and hoofs and horns
He's basically an anime expo collating furry
Space bat goat
'cat' still a furry
Same with ilidan
That's fucking great
Wait a second, isn't any body who plays a Druid a furry?
Yes
Yes
Yeah
shapeshifting furry
What if they do resto and only go into tree form
trees are furries
Everyone knows vegans love plants
cant you not interpret the definition
Yeah, they like vegetables. Which explains why that Israeli girl like you tom
Tree=furry for sure
xdDdDfdDddD
everything that is not human is furry
Lmao
I'm a furry then 😦
Yes
I think that’s the right word
i dont think i want to hear it ever again
no, i'm a bunny with a mansona
Like I told natty today
still a furry
Let the beast out toph, let the fursona live
I’ve actually met furries
thats what matters
You don’t actually realize how fucked up they are until you meet one
I met a furry once in the mall
We had two furries in m uni
They had the tail and were scratching at their boyfriend
They’d go to classes in costume
With ears
I’m not a furry
good thing I study math
I think vulpera should be killed
there are no furries in my courses
What races do you play? @shrewd oriole
@spare cloud mate I study law
Yeah
Dude law is the thing of thing furries would study
Why lmao
because then they can make it legal
They want to make furry laws
with math you cant do shit as a furry
@shrewd oriole humans can be furries
LEGALIZE FURRIES
youre just like
Checkmate
wat is dis
Humans can be furries
But thing is
My human stacks intellect
Therefore he won’t be a furry
Not body hair
Have you ever asked your character if he's a furry?
Have you seen his tumblr? Yep
He's a furry
Lmao
Put all points from body hair into intellect
Deleting my character now
Do it
I didn’t even ask their gender...
dont ask that
Holy god
notter gender fluid confirmed
They've infiltrated us
what is going on here
Notter = Arab?
is that your girlfriend notter?
that's me
not any more. she dumped you
what movie did you guys end up watching
don't you see the ears?
not you
Treated her to two dinner dates
there's gonna be a movie about me coming soon
notter asked for movie recommendations the other day
Fucking 140 euros two dates rip
I think that's giggle
I thought you were a white bunny
You've lied to us all the time
it's just a tan
about your furcolor
I dont think i can deal with that
Great cameo notter
(I actually cried like a little bitch watching this movie it’s great, wonder with Owen Wilson and whoever this kid is)
(Don’t tell the mods I have feelings)
just partly sociopathic
breakfast
Tom those new leper gnome models are looking sick.
Damn you beat me to it.
Banned
That cracked me up
And they said the Horde was getting all the good stuff for BFA.
Balanced spec
nice boner
anyone here ?
No
Jk lots of people here mate
Whatcha need?
In fact I’m here way too often
According to zempai
quick question , VS argus P3 , when adds are up
nature
^
it is better to sit in on the nature add or i should aim to dps the duo , with the physicial buff with another random buff for the lil one
nature
Nature
nature
open physical put dots mutilate, go to nature (dot the one between while moving)
No
Okay, I haven't been able to figure out if this is a waste of time yet, but I tried to bleed the physical one before the nature debuff goes on the nature one, and then swap over.
Try*
That’s a waste of time
you'll arrive on the nature at the exact moment buff pop
And it won’t have bleeds up
And you’re gonna vendetta it without bleeds up
Just jump on nature and swap to physical after if it's up
Fucking phone auto correct IS KILLING ME
Yes of course
I had a cool joke when you asked if anyone was here
okok alright
Demon Hunters are god damn cheaters in that phase.
thx folks Rastacow-Arthas thanks you all
Fury, WW monk and hunter will bursting burst the physical one down. If you were OL, you start on physical.
Tom-kazzak appreciates your gratitude

Probably
OL?
If you’re ol it doesn’t matter you can do a pull on every add
Cuz you’re gonna be stuck doing heroic forever
Ecksdeeeee
LUL
World rank 5000 btw
I think I'm top 10 for normal var 
Yeah but are you rank 7 heroic all star pointer for assa rogue?
For OL parse but that's basically meaningless.
You prolly have too much versa
I don't parse at this point in terms of progressive but my guild stopped running heroic and I rather not to kill myself in pug heroic
Think we’ve talked about this
We should rename Outlaw spec Parsing Spec
ye
For now
not enough mastery either
As your odds of orange increase dramatically
getting top parses in hc pugs omegalul
“And everyone else links their logs to Justify to their rl why they can play it”
@cursive hatch talking smack about OL, the greatest spec of all. Smh.
I have several top parses in hc pugs lol

Rank 7 dogs was in a pug with zempai
Loktark, Swoofmere, uhhhh
pogs
nice
I ran sub with broadside and I DFA into foebreaker.
4 Pirates of the Apocalypse
🤷

@keen inlet 4 insane men
I've gotten bored to the point I'm just having the Paladin bop me on everything so I can fuck around.
Who probably bribe their gm
Boy that sounds exciting
75k sim dps loss
Lmao
Ama
Adult life
Who is talking about my spec?
Real talk though, I'm probably going to fuck around with Outlaw once the artifacts get destroyed
And the changes come out
????????????
🤔
Sure im half white
Are survival Hunters serious business?
🤦
On my server, one of the first Mythic guilds had a survival Hunter for their Argus kill.
Why would anyone play BM on anything st this point
Nice guild
@calm grail Nice server
Vari and argus
That’s it
If monkey is being used for race it's not okay.
I just assumed he meant it like a howler monkey... Which is fine
But it never beats mm on dps
Not saying the service nice, I'm just wondering if survival can actually do damage if you are one of the five people who play it
Server is*
I meant monkey as in
Dumb
@calm grail sure
It’s super hard to play
Up there with sub and spriest
Gets mega ultra fucked by downtime
Yeah, I know it's hard to play, but something being hard to play doesn't equate bad damage.
Like
It seems like the people who are good at it are the only people who play it.
It’s good damage if you are geared and play it very well
Outlaw is more a question of just gear
that's like every spec though
._.
I was having this talk with ashine the other day
His r1 log on argus is worse than my 95 or some shit
Lmao
His being sub and mine being assa
Bm is the same
No matter how good you are at bm it’s neve good damage
Or rather
Never better than MM
the top rogue parse for M argus is a sub rogue though just barely and he has insane gear
private logs and all that shiz
M logs are a terrible metric
🇺🇸
Ashine had a 2.4 log
True, but you can still play sub and still do well enough in your raid
I'm saying this as a 100% sin rogue btw
Sin is ideal for this raid for a bunch of reasons though
Why display US ranks
I’m asking because
No eu guild does it
I’ve never seen a Eu guild go like “EU X”
Is it an ego thing
I’m genuinely curious cuz I don’t get it
yeah, I never put much value in "US" rankings I always look at world
Yeah
and I live in the US lol
I mean one thing is splitting a sport between women and men
But why between regions specially when us has a head start
Us 84th is nothing special
So I’m just wondering
Why
giggle you must answer for all americans for that guild decision to show their ranking!
its cause
Going back to sub real quick, does anyone know why it does so poorly on M Vari apparently? I know adds show up but what is up with that boss for sub?
US and EU populations
Idk I think it's fine to say hey we are recruiting btw we are us. But to say us 84th lol...?
Eu populations are more skilled at video games?
Yeah
Idk
A surprisingly amount of them do
Pride maybe
I think it’s ego / pride yeah
well i think most americans are not aware there's a world outside america
Was just genuinely curious
a lot of rogue playing sub on varimathras ends up being primary shadow killers
Lmao
like even speccing Marked for Death
@fleet whale yeah I do mfd sub on vari
I do like 1.6M dps
But I do 150m to the adds lul
so I guess if you roll sub depending on your comp on go on bitch duty? sounds fun....
Yep
I prefer bitch duty tbh
guess it's not as bad as demon hunters running around dead
like if I can acutally do most of the work to make kill happen
Running around dead
Is actually fun
Specially when you are not doing argus mythic lmao
What a godawful fight
idk, if I played dh for H argus and below, i'm going all in for the intermission
The cool part about dh on h argus is the adds
I also love how I'm pretty much the only one who does nature damage in my raid so that add lives for a long time
Since there’s no add 🤷
I always start on phyical add before the elemental amplification hits, dot it, tilt melees, move counter-clockwise to next add, dot it, and then move to the nature one 3 seconds before amplification
yeah, I dot up that add and the holy add as soon as they spawn
if the nature add becomes enraged, evasion tank time
if vendetta/vanish aligns for 30% of nature add, then just prey for PB procs
tbh when I get PB procs on my opener for the nature add my damage skyrockets
it reaches Pluto though if you hit PB procs sub 30%
yeah, I love that when it happens on any fight
30% wrists, 100% Nature add.. yeah I like that
or how much wrist acutally amplifies
not sure now
if I'm not lucky of PB procs before 30%, but get a bunch during execute, I jump up like 5 spots to the top lol
I have a question that i am getting multiple differing opinions on. I am progressing thru mythic but my parses are low. Raidbots said i should be getting crit instead of mastery at this point (198% mastery/25% crit), but others have told me when i hit 25% crit to go back to getting mastery which is more accurate?
Sim it
Just trust sims
k ty
25% was more or less the benchmark before tier 21
since your were essentially guaranteed to get 5 cp from two mutilates.
did your nitro expire?
lol
thats my second 920
i have one on my rogue with just a socket.
too bad it isn't what it used to be
Does SoT benefit from Pandemic dot extension like rupture/garotte?
no
Qeustion: Sin guide says to pop Vendetta straight after the first rupture. I find that I cap quite a bit of energy popping it so early. Does anyone recommend waiting to pop vendetta a few seconds later when you're 40 or below energy?
no, pop early, dont care about the energy cap
ok
what should be the 2p up time ?
Should I pool a bit of energy to pop envenom when it remain 1sec
so I don't loose uptime while refreshing dots ?
Or do I just use envenom as soon as I get the energy for ?
If i'm forced to wear the cloak for single target, is it as simple as FoK at 30 stacks or does it replace Mut at lower than 30 stacks?


what's up dood
petbattling
PRODUCTIVITY?! IN THE CURRENT AGE!?
team do i ever need to use prydaz in high keys??
If you need it to survive damage, sure.
@keen inlet you around?
While on prydaz, is it worth it to use prydaz on mythic prog?
wat
neat
If you need it to survive damage > _>
I'm tankin' right now
nice choker mize 😏
:"3
lel
@sacred citrus naw we good
everybody's really goofy tonight tho
keep ninjapulling etc
I just got 980 tier shoulders on my rogue.....
"Sounds like luck to meeeeeeee". Congratulations.
I highly believe that I hear buttslapping from my neighbors flat rn
pffffffffft
Go knock on the door.
bahahaha
Hey I heard some slapping over here and uhhh... just wanted to make sure everything was Oooook.
_>
Why envenom out of stealth and not rupture with nightstalker? I did some quik mafs and buffed rupture > buffed envenom for me. Am I missing something?
just yell LOUDER PLS I CAN'T FAP LIKE THAT through the wall
Do more thorough math.
:( back to the expo markers I guess then
and my point with that statement is that a very large amount of math has gone into proving that - with Mantle and Nightstalker - ENV does more damage than Rupture.
Oh should have specified that I’m not using mantle
has !pins in his name, doesn't read guide
It's literally right there
that's some next level
¯_(ツ)_/¯
ok
People shock me... every day.
Please
¯_(ツ)_/¯
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
THIS IS MY LIFE!!
anyone here in the mood to check a log and tell me why we died 😦
high command log
i need names and shit they did ^^
1st Guess: Not clearing mines fast enough
maybe bad raid leading because RL can't even read logs
i need someone to actually look into it ^^
Watch the replay and the last two minutes of it.
The damage from Entropic Blast skyrockets.
There's also this;
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/87jKbCBXd39A6rma#type=deaths&boss=2070&difficulty=5&wipes=1&cutoff=3
What is with your tank? get a new one
did they do a reasonably big invite wave to the alpha?
I do not know if they have done more waves, or any waves at all.
well i got an invite today and i am not a family of friend of anyone at blizz
and dun stream
Nice
The only thing I got from Blizz is their damned SC anniversary > _>
_>
BAH
Not bragging in 2018 
😛
Yeah =\
but otherwise mad smooth play
Totally.
> 
But I like RTB too much =\
idk why ppl poo on snd. It doesn't feel any more braindead or dull than many other specs
(that I play)
They also must not look at logs, as SnD is fine.
Sure.
mornin team
☕ 👋
So i sim slightly lower with a 970 Momento of Angerboda than i do with a 960 Eye of Command but thinking the proc on the Momento would possibly make it better but im not sure
960 eoc is pretty solid
if i were you and progressing, i would use eye instead of memento
memento is not a bad trinket but its just more rng
if you get a proc when you have no cds its pretty much garbage
and only a statstick then
Solid point and it may be Haste or something useless
yeah
So EoC it is!
So basically High command
yeah for sure
finally some argus progression
im pretty sure the special proc isnt simmed for memento
so if you expect lots of deaths its strong
the normal stat procs are
¯_(ツ)_/¯
but you cant sim the death procs 😄
y y
Oh is that what it means by Screams fo the dead
but i think its not optimal to build around people playing unoptimally
So its a proc aswell as a kind of Pally Proc
people always die
yeah recmod
specially on prog
and if they don't, the boss probably died.
just saying its better then it sims normally 😛
When everything procs in the opener
and then some idiots wipes you so you dont get a good parse!
I know as soon as I get good pb procs we're gonna wipe









