assassination

[shrewd oriole]

Back as assa

Gigalul

[devout moth]

And burst adds with SD+SS

I am talking about sub

[viscid helm]

Why

This isnt sub channel

[devout moth]

Was just a suggestion Lul

Or do I have to go to sub channel and tag him there just to say that ? Kek

[molten flicker]

yes

[frozen pecan]

yes

[solid nova]

Yes

[shrewd oriole]

Are traps gay?

[solid nova]

Yes

[devout moth]

Ouch

Nice meme tho

[warm parcel]

Of course not

[shrewd oriole]

Why do you keep changing your name

[midnight latch]

identity crisis

happens

[supple hearth]

@shrewd oriole using acoustic instead of autistic is not a way to get around the rules. Stop doing it.

!mute @shrewd oriole

[chrome tusk]

@shrewd oriole is now 🙊here!

[warm parcel]

welp

[upbeat ivy]

Hello guys can some one help if i m doing something wrong with the assa ?

[midnight latch]

@upbeat ivy ask away

[upbeat ivy]

can i put a log ?

[warm parcel]

pov would be better

logs fine

[upbeat ivy]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/hXHp7T8GnLgWCmjF/#fight=5&type=damage-done

[warm parcel]

tb usage is poor in general

you both delay it and you fit little to no envenoms in it

[upbeat ivy]

Thank you @shrewd oriole for being so helpful 😃

[shrewd night]

Awh shit, we cant use the a word anymore?

Dont go through my history giggle

no muterino pls

[warm parcel]

alacryti

[shrewd night]

Good thing we can still use 🎸

[supple hearth]

Connotation/intended use = actual use

that shouldnt be a meme. that shouldnt be something we throw around lightly

dont do it

[devout moth]

I love the acoustic version of songs

[gaunt moat]

yeah, have you heard that song "Lit right now"? it's very acoustic.

[warm parcel]

Member the days of tos release?

[gaunt moat]

in case you missed this master piece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gsMPL3dBfU

[warm parcel]

🎷 🎷 🎷 was playing all day back then

[drifting cloud]

just went up 11 wilvl and gained 14k dps

ty crucible great design

[warm parcel]

I honestly didnt need this notter

[drifting cloud]

reforge was too complicated btw

[gaunt moat]

the comment section though XD

[jovial kite]

No

I wont

Click that shit

[warm parcel]

Honestly I hadnt seen that before

And my life was just fine

[jovial kite]

Call up corporate cause my ass smells like fishsticks

[gaunt moat]

that whole song is basically a commercial

[midnight latch]

wait

memes arent allowed?

[supple hearth]

memes are allowed if they arent going against the rules in our faq section

[midnight latch]

well that missinformation part is...

kinda hard to enforce

[supple hearth]

the last 3 we tend to be lenient on depending on how its used

[midnight latch]

oh ok

[supple hearth]

it would be like if I went around trying to convince people that haste is BIS stat for sin

intentionally misleading several people

[midnight latch]

[warm parcel]

Like flowi 🤔

[jovial kite]

So like tom saying mastery is bis for sub aoe 🤔

[supple hearth]

but theres also a difference between being ignorant and intentionally trying to mislead people

so youre right its hard to enforce but just depends on situation

[viscid helm]

Wtf are u on about

Im not misleading anyone

[fiery cradle]

you telling me haste isnt bis for sin

ive been got

[midnight latch]

and you will be banned soon for spreading miss-info

[fiery cradle]

🤔

[stark heart]

[fiery cradle]

👀

[midnight latch]

"

[molten flicker]

flowi ban inc?

tbh I think it's misleading that trolling is against the rules

[viscid helm]

[jovial kite]

Kazya shouldnt you be banned for that 980 eoc

👉 get out

[viscid helm]

Its not real

[jovial kite]

Its misinformation then

[shrewd night]

Like, Im cool with whatever rules are in place, if I didnt I wouldnt be here. It just seems inconsistent rn.

[molten flicker]

I didn't see "good luck" being against the rules

[jovial kite]

👉 get out

[shrewd night]

nvm, doesnt work from work

[viscid helm]

Whats this Acoustic gathering in voice

[molten flicker]

👆🏻 ban?

[shrewd night]

Considering tom is in there, Id consider it more of an artistic gathering. That dude knows how to draw.

[viscid helm]

Ohh autocorrect my bad

Meant artistic

Yeh..

[molten flicker]

♿

[warm parcel]

♿ ♿ ♿ ASSA ROGUE COMING THRU ♿ ♿ ♿

🎸

member the pre tos

[viscid helm]

So

Can we ban this idiot to

Since were muting everyone

[spare cloud]

Rip weak

[viscid helm]

Yeh no mute

[warm parcel]

#outofcontext

[viscid helm]

Thought so

[warm parcel]

Its for voip purposes

[viscid helm]

Free Tom

[molten flicker]

[midnight latch]

[molten flicker]

what is tank chat

[shrewd night]

Its where all banned and muted people go to relive their life on RH

[molten flicker]

ah that's why I don't know it

🙃

[spare cloud]

[gaunt moat]

!unmute @shrewd oriole

[chrome tusk]

@shrewd oriole is no longer 🙊 here! He/she can speak 🐵 now!

[shrewd night]

I kinda liked it when Tom had to give messages through reactions tbh

[molten flicker]

👆🏻

[gaunt moat]

that's how you get your reactions disabled for-evah

[shrewd night]

Man

If I wasnt at work

Id listne in on Nayas intimate rap-gig

[spark badger]

Whats the opener for sin

1. without shoulders
2. with nightstalker

its not on ravenholdt

[midnight latch]

we have to ban notter

[molten flicker]

first garrote

[midnight latch]

http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/ @spark badger

go to opener rotation

everything is answered there

[devout moth]

Yo guys what should be my regular burst opener dmg ? Around 5m? At 963 ilvl and shoulders

[spark badger]

There is no poison build opener without shoulders and talenting into nightstalker

[calm grail]

What the opener for opus and valeeras

[warm parcel]

Same as exsang

Just replace vanish rup with vanish env
@spark badger

[calm grail]

Okay

[keen inlet]

Ty for helping, weak

[spare cloud]

Feelsbadman when you have to thank people for helping

[molten flicker]

feelsbadman when you don't

[spark badger]

It is best to use Nightstalker on Envenom when using Mantle of the Master Assassin. With other legendaries, Rupture Icon Rupture will always net more damage. <--- from Icy Veins,

[spare cloud]

Nightstalker with shoulders

[warm parcel]

In short yes

There are very slim odds of rup beating env with mantle

But 90% its env

[keen inlet]

icy veins is an unreliable source at best

[warm parcel]

Well its not wrong with this piece

[spark badger]

The fact its supposed to be written by a top rogue :-/

[keen inlet]

They are very negligent in updating their initial articles to keep with the current theorycrafting. It depends on the author of the article.

[spare cloud]

Who wrote the icy veins rogue guide

[shrewd night]

I dunno, IcyVeins is great for what its meant for -> Introductory, basic information

If you need something other than that, obv discords

[keen inlet]

It might surprise you to know that many "top rogues" make terrible theorycrafters, and vice versa!

[strange python]

how much versa/mastery/crit should u have? im toxic blade spec

[spark badger]

Weak said use env after vanish
Icy veins said rup
Then weak said its correct but use env

[shrewd night]

Whatever sims the highest Envenøm

[spark badger]

[keen inlet]

@strange python There's no cap on mastery, envenom

[spare cloud]

There is no cap but you want much mastery and crit pieces

[keen inlet]

generally just get as much mastery as you can, with crit as side

[spare cloud]

At some point crit might overtake mastery

[warm parcel]

IC told you to rup unless you have mantle

[spare cloud]

If its really low

[warm parcel]

Which is the case in general

If you leave the specific cases out

[spare cloud]

What

What did i say

[viscid helm]

stop bully

[keen inlet]

Wait what bully

I'm confus

[spare cloud]

Im confused as well

[gaunt moat]

in voice

[unreal coyote]

flowis avatar bullied me

[spare cloud]

All i meant to say was crit might overtake mastery if crit stat is really low

[keen inlet]

oh

[unreal coyote]

i have 219% mast

[keen inlet]

"What's that dark area over there?"
"That is Voicechat, Ravenholdt. You must never go there."

[unreal coyote]

and its still hgihest stat

pretty nuts

[spare cloud]

I had 200 mastery and 20 crit and crit simmed higher

[midnight latch]

[keen inlet]

@unreal coyote What's your crit tho

[spare cloud]

Its case dependant

[unreal coyote]

29%

[keen inlet]

yeah

if it were like

[spare cloud]

Yeah

[keen inlet]

10%

it'd probably sim higher

[spare cloud]

20 is enough

[unreal coyote]

crit isnt horribly far behind

[spare cloud]

Speaking from personal.exp

[viscid helm]

@gaunt moat my raiding alts

[viscid helm]

are 940

0 M+ done

[zealous dew]

my alts are 970, 0 M raiding done

[tiny widget]

finally something good out of the weekly chest

[zealous dew]

MA ? cool

[keen inlet]

neat

[spare cloud]

Not even MoS

Disenchant

[tiny widget]

unlucky rng

[zealous dew]

unlucky traits i'd say

PK for life

[shrewd oriole]

lul

[tiny widget]

that too llul

everything forges high except relics

[molten flicker]

malch/mos/pk or riot

[zealous dew]

yeah

[shrewd oriole]

puke

[zealous dew]

7/7 pk

for life

[tiny widget]

atleast i broke the 2 mil barrier now

[strange python]

is versa complete shit for assa? should i enchant crit or mastery instead?

[molten flicker]

yes

but versatility is not complete shit

[zealous dew]

it's like alacrity

😄

[tiny widget]

alacrity is the haste talent right?

[molten flicker]

no

sorry, missclick

[hoary copper]

If you say the a word too much, Flowi will appear

[viscid helm]

[jovial kite]

the summoning works!

[hoary copper]

We're warlocks now, summoning Flowi from the great beyond

[viscid helm]

better delete that comment

misleading

gonna get muted

@molten flicker

[solid nova]

Before arrives

[shrewd oriole]

@zealous dew do u play PK?

[molten flicker]

if u dont play pk u can't cleave

if u play pk u become cleave-god

[zealous dew]

yeah why wouldn't you

i don't raid

only M+

[molten flicker]

why wouldn't u in raid?

[manic vigil]

[shrewd oriole]

cringe

m+ as assa

[zealous dew]

guild sucks, i cba to find a new one, had fight with rl week 1 etc

sin is fine in m+

[molten flicker]

no I'm saying

why not play pk in raid

[keen inlet]

make F&F guild

[zealous dew]

he won

[keen inlet]

spoiler alert: the RL always wins

they're the RL

[zealous dew]

i had no tier till week 5

[molten flicker]

if there's ever more than 1 target, pk is bis

[manic vigil]

Nothing a proper mutiny can't handle Don

[zealous dew]

i still fok at 3cp anyway

[keen inlet]

simple maths

rogue (one r)
versus
raid leader (two r's)

1 < 2
2 wins

[molten flicker]

I fok at 3cp at 5 pk relics

[manic vigil]

[zealous dew]

simple maff

[manic vigil]

Well, can't argue with that

[keen inlet]

So just to share outlaw woes with y'all for a moment

I want to show you the sum total of the outlaw changes in BFA thus far

those two tiers swapped

that is, more or less, "it"

[zealous dew]

what's outlaw ?

[viscid helm]

@gaunt moat

https://puu.sh/zsSKa/aedcfeefc9.png

is what i get

when i tell people to read ur guide

[gaunt moat]

rekt

why was it useless to him

[shrewd night]

Some of the guides?

[keen inlet]

Should've read my "how to not make ppl angry on discord" guide

[shrewd night]

There is only one

[keen inlet]

sounds like it would've been useful

[shrewd night]

Where does he get the PLURAL from

[zealous dew]

he meant the sub as well

[viscid helm]

prob cos i told him to play alacrity

and no alacrity in guide

[molten flicker]

misinformation 👆🏻

[manic vigil]

Not good enough for him. Probably top 3 rogue

Lol flowi

[molten flicker]

yosse

[shrewd night]

pls no mute flowi

[molten flicker]

don yosse btw

[hoary copper]

Should have sent him to Don, he likes making friends

[golden ravine]

They must want a guide that answers all nuanced questions with utmost accuracy

[keen inlet]

I think; "If you need to read the guide, Alacrity is not a dps gain for you," is probably a fair and non-bully statement

Nothing to do with intellect, just knowledge of Rogue's mechanics

and probability of having the right gear for it

[molten flicker]

it's bad no matter what gear

btw

[shrewd night]

Flowi

He didnt mean it

Dont murder him pls

[manic vigil]

Sin memes

[molten flicker]

guys

[zinc wyvern]

910 master assassin relic or 940 gushing wounds?

[molten flicker]

we need someone to mod voice chat

😮

[manic vigil]

Shhhhh guys. I need to catch up on the last 8h of sin chat. Wait til I'm done please, tyvm

[viscid helm]

Do the discord rules apply to voice channels?

[shrewd oriole]

Hopefully not

[zinc wyvern]

anyone know how i can compare relics?

[keen inlet]

Technically, yes

[viscid helm]

Notter is dropping the N word

every minute

[shrewd oriole]

Rules don’t apply if Jose and giggle can’t read it

[viscid helm]

ban?

[jovial kite]

flowi is bullied

[molten flicker]

ban flowi for alacrity please

[jovial kite]

for being a silent finn

[shrewd oriole]

Lma flowi

[jovial kite]

naya said flowi is a cereal killer

[viscid helm]

https://puu.sh/zCwRc/4e8c73a803.png

[molten flicker]

@midnight latch is flaming snitches

[midnight latch]

snitches get stiches

[molten flicker]

moderate him plx

[jovial kite]

tom said kim kardashian is ugly

and a mongelewd

[supple hearth]

Voice chat is different... You can mute people on ur own lol moderate urself in voice

Everyone mute notter. It's like u banned him

[warm parcel]

lul

[gaunt moat]

why did you say that giggleeeee

[supple hearth]

Get Rekt

[midnight latch]

[molten flicker]

if we mute all mods

[midnight latch]

everyone mute notter

[molten flicker]

does that mean we can't get moderated?

[jovial kite]

thats

amazing

200 iq

[warm parcel]

Just block all mods 🤔

[jovial kite]

immunity from giggle oppress tm

[gaunt moat]

it's like when you put your hands over your eyes, you are invisible!

[midnight latch]

@supple hearth are u bullying notter cause he stood you up last night?

[supple hearth]

Imagine notter talking to himself in voice

[jovial kite]

OH

SNAP

HIDE

[gaunt moat]

giggle is being toxic right?

[molten flicker]

yes

[gaunt moat]

should get muted

!mute @supple hearth

[keen inlet]

I'm more curious why folks hanging out in RH vc when they've got another discord that's unmoderated that they could do that in

[stark heart]

mod wars

[keen inlet]

Seems like win

[molten flicker]

other discords?

???

[keen inlet]

Sekkret salt mines

[warm parcel]

jose

[jovial kite]

delet now pls

jose

[stark heart]

[midnight latch]

stop spilling sekrets

[gaunt moat]

yeah let's talk in tank chat kappa

[midnight latch]

dude

[warm parcel]

thats cause our 🎸 arent over at riffs

[midnight latch]

also we like living dangerously

[keen inlet]

It shouldn't be a secret that there are multiple clique discos

[midnight latch]

what is don talking about

[keen inlet]

The creation of RH was kinda like the Big Bang tbh

[midnight latch]

@keen inlet

[keen inlet]

ripples of it still being felt across the intarwubs

[midnight latch]

GONNA DISTRACT DON

[keen inlet]

new planetoids and stars forming err'day

[midnight latch]

HIDE PPL

[jovial kite]

@keen inlet

[keen inlet]

Naya I watched part of that vid last night

[midnight latch]

part

ok

to much?

[jovial kite]

i saw a guy get vomited in the mouth

[keen inlet]

I hadn't even got to the truly nsfw part before I said I'm at work shouldn't be watching this

[molten flicker]

too @midnight latch

[keen inlet]

[midnight latch]

dont hate on my english

sorry

I am foreign

[gaunt moat]

mageester

[midnight latch]

ban notter

he bully

[jovial kite]

i concur

rekt

[supple hearth]

@shrewd oriole no u

[shrewd night]

What happens if the spoon emote becomes the new guitar

[viscid helm]

🎸

[shrewd oriole]

🥄

[jovial kite]

what about we drop the wheel from the chair

[midnight latch]

[quick talon]

Why am I still disabled

I want my emotes back

[jovial kite]

''why is wheelchair called wheelchair and not wheelschair'' -Naya memefactory tm

[shrewd oriole]

@quick talon might wanna rephrase that sentence

[shrewd night]

He didn't use it in an offensive fashion, so clearly by the books

[jovial kite]

[viscid helm]

Why are you disabled? @quick talon

[shrewd night]

Same with how tom called himself the r word

Hat was fine too

[jovial kite]

top hat

[quick talon]

Well some guy this morning posted a 980 EoC

[jovial kite]

nsfw

nsfl

[quick talon]

I reacted with k and y

Some other guy with s

[jovial kite]

keep yourself?

[quick talon]

And now

[manic vigil]

Uncalled for

You simply suggested the guy should sim

[quick talon]

I feel disabled and reduced

[quick talon]

Yea but our bunni was angry

Lucky u I can’t react to that

[molten flicker]

unlucky for u

🙃

[jovial kite]

fucking notter man

[midnight latch]

[molten flicker]

12 year olds legal if they're hot?

[midnight latch]

I am dying

[jovial kite]

[midnight latch]

jailbait

[quick talon]

Imagine telling the judge

„Well bro, she’s quite young but daaaaamn..“

Wont help

[molten flicker]

notter u can't show those pics

[jovial kite]

i agree

[molten flicker]

it's illegal for me to see child-pornography

wc

[quick talon]

I’d already be banned if I’d be using those words

Smh

[manic vigil]

Stupid work, I'm missing all the fun

[shrewd night]

You just have to use them in the right setting

[shrewd oriole]

yeah

in voice chat

where giggle and jose cant ban u

[shrewd night]

Jose doesn't ban

[supple hearth]

He's hanned more than me

Banned

[shrewd oriole]

^

[jovial kite]

canned and hanned

[keen inlet]

I'm actually unsure if that's true

I certainly censor more

[molten flicker]

notter scares me

[keen inlet]

but repeated offenses make me wonder if that's actually better or worse than just muting/banning

[gaunt moat]

i probably banned the most ⭐

[supple hearth]

I've only banned twice and those two were from rares orders

[shrewd oriole]

Sure, but Jose bans / mutes those that deserve it

[quick talon]

Mich

[shrewd night]

Monkas

[quick talon]

😄

[gaunt moat]

but most were spammers, not regulars

[supple hearth]

Tom you deserve every mute

[shrewd oriole]

depends who I ask

[quick talon]

Poor tom

[shrewd oriole]

[quick talon]

Giggle playing the guitar today

[sacred citrus]

Lol

[jovial kite]

i agree

[quick talon]

I agree

[midnight latch]

https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/frayedfreshfreshwatereel

tom right now

[keen inlet]

The life of an RH mod:
Do something: "wtf nazi mods literally <insert disparaging term for 'autistic' here when they mean figuratively "idiot" > "
Do nothing: "wtf <banjo> mods do nothing and they're shit tier raiders lol RH such garbage"

[manic vigil]

No bully guys

[shrewd oriole]

"Do nothing: "wtf <banjo> mods do nothing and they're shit tier raiders lol RH such garbage""

who says that

🤔

[keen inlet]

Life (cont.)
Go to sleep at 2am for work at 6am: "WTF MODS NEVER AROUND JFC"

[shrewd oriole]

that was a one time thing that jack said

[shrewd night]

Who calls a guitar a banjo

[shrewd oriole]

cuz some guy was posting lollys and hentai

[jovial kite]

i mean

i think it was called for

[quick talon]

<banjo>

[gaunt moat]

people were saying we're shit tier raiders? 😦

[shrewd oriole]

I mean

u are

[quick talon]

I am

[sacred citrus]

A banjo is a banjo.

[shrewd oriole]

[molten flicker]

XD

[keen inlet]

@gaunt moat allllllllllll the time man

[quick talon]

<Banjo>

[keen inlet]

I mean it's probably true in my case

[shrewd oriole]

:banjo:

[gaunt moat]

wtf

[shrewd oriole]

It's true in every mod's case

[gaunt moat]

oh

[jovial kite]

master bait by jose btw

[gaunt moat]

well as long as not my case

[shrewd oriole]

mods dont need to be good players I agree with that

[quick talon]

Even if I had a costum banjo emoji

[shrewd oriole]

[jovial kite]

:banjo:

[quick talon]

I couldn’t use it

😦

[keen inlet]

But to have an orange/purple name in RH is to have every log/decision/world quest you do scrutinized
and then be informed you're garbage

(on other discords and/or dm ofc)

[shrewd oriole]

yeah

just mod me

people can look at my logs

and be awed

[shrewd night]

Rename the don emote to banjo tbh

[molten flicker]

mod me and people will get someone worse to flame

🤔

[gaunt moat]

Jose, maybe we should hold a contest, where the rogue who gets the highest parse gets to be mod

[jovial kite]

mod me and in 2 months everyone will play exsang

[shrewd oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/123533354363650049/420242004539342848/xdxdd.PNG

this is my favorite RH meme

[gaunt moat]

so we'll get a reputation for good players

[midnight latch]

mod me and I will make a cooking stream and rap the openers

[jovial kite]

winner

i stand by naya

mod naya

[solid nova]

+1 for cooking stream

You can call it

[keen inlet]

@gaunt moat Well, it turns out

[solid nova]

"Bars and Bites Ft Naya"

[keen inlet]

looking back on the history of RH mods, and well-known players in general

[midnight latch]

@solid nova gonna steal that

[strange python]

cooking stream you say

[keen inlet]

that many of the best non-chinese (asian?) rogues also tend to be extremely toxic

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[quick talon]

Yea because once you parse the 100s people feel entitled

[shrewd night]

Difference between good players and mods. Good players knows a banjo isn't a guitar

[keen inlet]

I think it's really interesting that because of a general language barrier there's a huge population of expert gamers that we basically don't interact with

[quick talon]

Real heroes are toxic even with grey parses

[keen inlet]

Like what are they saying about our parses

are they lurking in our discords

etc

[gaunt moat]

they're probably racist

refusing to interact with us

[quick talon]

Too busy smashing the rice

[molten flicker]

chinese are generally very racist if you don't speak chinese

[quick talon]

Cant learn English

[warm parcel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNA2ZMQ1gZ0

[strange python]

where do they learn their rotation, is there a chinese ravenholdt somewhere under the firewall?

[shrewd oriole]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/ASUS-GL502VM-FY172T-15-6-inch-Gaming-Titanium/dp/B073XPHNCT/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1518956038&sr=8-2&keywords=asus%2Bgl502vm&dpID=411FVq8GcML&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch&th=1

[gaunt moat]

i think it's actually good there's a separation @keen inlet
we get to see their meta

and it's usually very different

they were really into exsang/crit meta in ToS

[spare cloud]

They have slaves that translate the guides for them

[strange python]

i cant believe you forced me to read that with my own 2 eyes

[solid nova]

Alternative being, someone elses 2 eyes?

[strange python]

aye

[midnight latch]

having someone read it to you

[spare cloud]

Because you cant read

[quick talon]

Cant we just talk about feet again

[strange python]

i dont find the appeal

[midnight latch]

go back to learning finish

[jovial kite]

i feel sad for iwin because hes constricted

[spare cloud]

What is your foot size

[jovial kite]

its like

[solid nova]

Keep your foot fetish away from here

[midnight latch]

so we can join memento

[jovial kite]

you constrict the happy out of him

[quick talon]

Literally disabled

[spare cloud]

Muted

[quick talon]

Reduced

Im a low quality human

Ty notter

[solid nova]

360p?

[strange python]

srs question if alac sims higher for me on ST(poison), would it also be worth running it in m+?

[molten flicker]

XD

[strange python]

i feel like the appeal of alac is the constant 2p but

[viscid helm]

i heard Alacrity

[strange python]

you always have that with fok spam

[quick talon]

If alac sims higher for you on st you should worry about your poison gear setup

[viscid helm]

no

[strange python]

mainly its because i play bleed

[viscid helm]

its just simply better

[quick talon]

Flowi dont

[molten flicker]

haha

[strange python]

42% crit with 2 bb traits lmao

[viscid helm]

I bet IWin played TB inToS

when all the cool kids played exsang

[molten flicker]

I played tb in tos

😦

[viscid helm]

literally a pleb

why

[spare cloud]

Thats why youre not cool

But why play assa in tos when you can roll outlaw

[viscid helm]

I didnt even play Ago in NH

[spare cloud]

I didnt even play rogue in nh

[strange python]

not maining spriest in EN/NH

why even play

[quick talon]

Not true flowi

😦

[molten flicker]

ye flowi

u dont know what you played

O:

[spare cloud]

Flowi getting exposed

[quick talon]

Talking about the other part

U filth

[spare cloud]

Hc omegalul

[manic vigil]

You guys all on smth today or did you finally snap or what exactly happened

[viscid helm]

I mean

i had 9/9 R1 on mythic

🤷

[strange python]

guys i got 191% mastery and 28% crit, which do i need more of?

[midnight latch]

you played 9 dps at the same time? @viscid helm

[quick talon]

Those 9/9 R1s

talking about your healing logs eh

[frozen pecan]

@strange python sim your weights

[manic vigil]

That's some Finnish Übermensch performance right there

[quick talon]

World of Warcraft Profi

[manic vigil]

[viscid helm]

found it

@midnight latch

https://puu.sh/zCy6i/390384aa52.png

every boss that raid

100%

what a god

[shrewd oriole]

lul

[midnight latch]

nice

what a guy

[frozen pecan]

fucking machine

[midnight latch]

women feint

[manic vigil]

[midnight latch]

man feint

[quick talon]

FLowi maybe reroll healer

obviously fitting your playstyle

[viscid helm]

210k HPS

as rogue

come at me

[quick talon]

not gonna open wow

sorry fam

[gaunt moat]

alacrity > more hits > more leech healing

[midnight latch]

SPREADING MISS INFO I SEE

THATS HOW IT IS

[molten flicker]

bannnnnnnnnn him

[quick talon]

LMAO

[midnight latch]

😮

[quick talon]

nice sim

[midnight latch]

I saw

[quick talon]

2 minute fight ?

[frozen pecan]

wow

[manic vigil]

[quick talon]

maybe 3

[molten flicker]

censor him

pls

[manic vigil]

Flowi Fake News Central

FFNC

[viscid helm]

https://puu.sh/zCyf7/9a74a93cb9.jpg

https://puu.sh/zCyfV/ddb21c393a.jpg

[molten flicker]

👆🏻

[manic vigil]

[viscid helm]

unethical

[quick talon]

@viscid helm im kinda scared the chroma my bow

I want 4-5 green and 1-2 red

[viscid helm]

just log on pussy

i'll do it

[quick talon]

Im online

[viscid helm]

and craft the phys

[quick talon]

already

[manic vigil]

Low lvl 6l

Found

Lucky bastard

[viscid helm]

more like

RMT

[molten flicker]

flowi what are your relics?

[midnight latch]

Broccoli

[molten flicker]

🐲

[warm parcel]

no broccli

[midnight latch]

aye

BROccoli

[viscid helm]

MA and BB

[warm parcel]

no braacli

:broccly:

[jovial kite]

:parsakaali:

[molten flicker]

@viscid helm

I'm looking forward to replacing this for any 960+ with malch + pk

[viscid helm]

https://puu.sh/zCyvN/726a68938a.jpg

[jovial kite]

[quick talon]

hah

[gaunt moat]

You know

I have feelings too.

and you hurt them.

[shrewd oriole]

LUL

[manic vigil]

I don't think he understands a word of that

[strange python]

always though the occultist art was weird

and deadeye kinda looks like a dude

[viscid helm]

500k dark pact

[midnight latch]

and we back to poe

[viscid helm]

with no gear

[midnight latch]

nice fuckin class discussion

[strange python]

okay naya. what you want to discuss

[manic vigil]

Broccoli

[midnight latch]

we should all eat more broccoli

[strange python]

i had some yesterday

[midnight latch]

👌

[manic vigil]

Fuck that shit

Disgusting

[midnight latch]

😮

[viscid helm]

wat

its the food of the gods

[strange python]

dont fuck the broccoli

[midnight latch]

see

flowi gets it

its blessed by Brodin himself

[manic vigil]

Brodin

[midnight latch]

you dont know Brodin?

god of the temple of Iron

[strange python]

Ben Brodin?

[manic vigil]

I did not

[keen inlet]

Wheymen.

Brodin, who so loved us he sent us his only son, Swole, to show us the whey, the lift, and the gainslife.

[midnight latch]

A fellow worshipper on the path of iron

[keen inlet]

THE IRON TEMPLE!

[manic vigil]

Who comes up with this shit

And why

I mean I get the brodin thing

Kids these days, lemme tell ya

[midnight latch]

what do you mean kids

[keen inlet]

Eh it basically started as a meme

[midnight latch]

yeah

[keen inlet]

to partially celebrate how workout-focused a portion of the population has become

and body-obsessed instagram, etc etc

but also mocking gymbros and cardio bunnies

[gaunt moat]

wow

[keen inlet]

implying that followers of brodin are true fitness ppl, non-annoying types, etc

[gaunt moat]

that's not nice to say about me jose

[midnight latch]

its poking fun at the general steriotypes

[keen inlet]

Exactly. It's kinda poking fun of itself too

treating lifting like a religion

(which some people do)

[gaunt moat]

gym bunnies are people too

[midnight latch]

hating cardio

[keen inlet]

leg day memes

[midnight latch]

I could read that shit all day an laugh my ass off

[gaunt moat]

my trainer said i don't have to do treadmill 😤

[lone junco]

I made to the gym in time to do 500m row and then like 7mins weights, then 🚿

[midnight latch]

had to take the stairs cause elevator was broken
unexpected leg day
now I cry on the floor in sets of 5

[gaunt moat]

@keen inlet how's the hone gym going

or did you not made it yet

[keen inlet]

Pretty well

It's frustrating, recovery

[manic vigil]

Why is everyone so obsessed with fitness anyway

[keen inlet]

two reasons

1. we're shallow
2. we're genuinely trying to be healthy in the prisons that carry our souls

[gaunt moat]

I don't wanna be fat

[lone junco]

when you work in an office, at about 35 your joints stat to turn to mush, and your spine turns to jelly

[manic vigil]

No evidence for a soul whatsoever

Kek

[midnight latch]

cause some ppl are driven to make themselfs the best humanbeeing they can possibly be

[keen inlet]

2. [revised] we're trying to be healthy in our primary mode of existence

and mental health is tied to physical health, so

[lone junco]

mine isnt fat related. But prob energy, and overall structural health

^

[gaunt moat]

what if we don't really exist

[keen inlet]

then nothing matters

and we can all spam guitars all day to prove how mature we are

[hoary copper]

I'm 32 in an office and my spine is already mush

[lone junco]

My kid thinks that our bodies are just robots that carry around our brains.

Me: "Everything you do, is because your brain told your body robot to do it. to see it, to eat it."

[keen inlet]

[manic vigil]

Fair enough I guess

[midnight latch]

@gaunt moat if you ran a marathon and nobody saw you runnning did you actually run a marathon?

[manic vigil]

I'd rather die sooner not having to restrain myself than live longer being unhappy

[midnight latch]

http://i.imgur.com/IqiEa.jpg

[gaunt moat]

@midnight latch god saw you

[hoary copper]

@lone junco I played hpally again, its all your fault. Going to toy around with him a bit more this week. All your fault

[lone junco]

enjoy

Best 5man toolkit ive ever seen

Not even kidding.

Flash into Bov shock.

BING

[hoary copper]

AoS on P4 of Argus is fun

Dont mind me while I solo heal the entire raid back to full

[lone junco]

Raid heals arent my thing rn. cone is fucked, and everyone is spread. and LFR is highjacked by some Mythic shaman zzzzing

[hoary copper]

I want mythic shaman in my LFR. I get boosted casuals doing 200K dps

[lone junco]

already healed a +14. so not bad so far

[hoary copper]

Tho last night we one shotted it all except Coven

[lone junco]

Nothing that happens to rogue makes you pucker like a healer.

[gaunt moat]

@midnight latch there's this really obnoxious alt-girl in my facebook that write a lot of dumb stuff
last week she wrote a post about "why the hell do guys make grunts in the gym when exercising"
and she followed that up by saying it's only to attract her attention and it's basically sexual harassment (she's not good looking btw)

[lone junco]

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[midnight latch]

[hoary copper]

Ha yea. Same people getting hit by avoidable stuff. I just let them die and laughed when they complained

[frozen pecan]

lmao

[shrewd oriole]

@gaunt moat what's an alt girl?

is it a trap?

[hoary copper]

"I could have saved you, but you kept doing it. It was less effort to just let you die at your own fault"

[lone junco]

the only time i get some excitement on rogue is when everyone is dead and im trying to do bracer work to take care of the last 2% with just me tank and 1 heal

[gaunt moat]

a girl that tries to look ugly

[shrewd oriole]

oh

[jovial kite]

FUCK

wasnt fast enough to screencap

[shrewd oriole]

2slow

[midnight latch]

well why are u girls wearing these tight yoga pants distracting me from my workout

these double standrards

not allowed to grunt at my weights

wew

[lone junco]

@hoary copper I had a tank that bitched at heals back in the day. Said, I dont need you anyway. I said in /heal hold. warrior tank charged in, alone, and died. Me: I chose who lives, and dies.

[gaunt moat]

but basically everyone replied to her "IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY WORKING OUT"

[hoary copper]

why do guys wear short shorts with no underwear to distract them from my workout? 🤷

[midnight latch]

nice

[shrewd oriole]

@hoary copper glad you noticed

[hoary copper]

Bwhaha love it Noobe

[shrewd oriole]

underwear is so uncomfortable

but working out gives me huge bulges

cant pick

[hoary copper]

you're 5'6, nothing about you is huge

[jovial kite]

actual rekt

[lone junco]

Dragg race.

[shrewd oriole]

yeah but I'm half black 😉

[midnight latch]

😹

[lone junco]

ayyy

[midnight latch]

the dirt under his nails

if you scrub that off you actually would lose a few pounds

[shrewd oriole]

p much

the p much was @ u @hoary copper

[gaunt moat]

Tom, how about a nick that's not being a dick?

[shrewd oriole]

Tom is offensive

there

this is an approved insult

[midnight latch]

I bet by tomorrow

either tom is banned

or muted

[shrewd oriole]

solid bet

how much you willing to put down

[lone junco]

I have a used pencil

will bet

[manic vigil]

He's pushing it for a while now

[midnight latch]

yeah

[manic vigil]

He might be immune

Unmoddable

The chosen one

[midnight latch]

if you get modded to often?

you get resistance?

[hoary copper]

He's been modded so many times, he's like the BORG and assimilates to it

[keen inlet]

Imagine

Tom

"the chosen one"

2k18

[manic vigil]

That's an idea Naya

[keen inlet]

Yeah, chosen for 100% deserved moderator action.

😏 gottem

[manic vigil]

Needs investigating

[midnight latch]

would be the smallest chosen one in history

[keen inlet]

I'll let you in on a trade secret

[hoary copper]

Yoda of rogue

[manic vigil]

As a nerd im offended by that wrong use of borg assimilation @hoary copper

[midnight latch]

he is green aswell

fits

[keen inlet]

none of us, none of us, want to actually ban people. We generally dislike doing it.

[midnight latch]

dude

[hoary copper]

Star Wars > Star Trek so doesnt matter

[manic vigil]

Do you tho

[midnight latch]

now I have to wash out my eyes

[manic vigil]

Don

Do you

[hoary copper]

Boss came behind me as that gif popped up

[keen inlet]

we invest a lot of time/thought into it that frankly isn't necessary. Break rules, RIP, would be 100% fair

[midnight latch]

rip

[keen inlet]

but hey

nazi mods

amirite

[viscid helm]

yes

[lone junco]

tom is no yoda.

[midnight latch]

small
green
talks shit

how is that not yoda

[jovial kite]

[manic vigil]

What happened

[midnight latch]

[jovial kite]

[lone junco]

🔥 🇧 🇺 🇷 🇳 🔥

[midnight latch]

careful now that hot

[jovial kite]

read as careful now tha thot

[lone junco]

I had a good garothi with zero fish.

[midnight latch]

like my new mixtape

[keen inlet]

those #sin bfa changes tho 🤣

dealing

Exsanguinate sin only btw

[jovial kite]

im fine with this

[keen inlet]

sub and outlaw losing out on speed bleeds

[lone junco]

Feral will prob be the big winner on hasted bleeds. Ours will prob scale like shit

the Vendetta CDR loss will really suck

the only thing that made exang fun was the peak timing.

[gaunt moat]

well, haste scaling will help slightly

[jovial kite]

i mean

[gaunt moat]

with energy regen

[jovial kite]

we get scaled bleeds

from mastery

[warm parcel]

damage number balance talk 🤔

[lone junco]

rupture tick 2sec. to 1.6 with haste. 1.4 with lust. .8 during exang.

[warm parcel]

you do realize

[lone junco]

im just not excited by that vendetta spacing

[warm parcel]

that 1.6 is dependant on your haste

[lone junco]

yes.

vendetta being 2mins. i dunno.

exang as short as it is, without buff. and 100% and no bota

take a 4m rupture duration and turn it to 12m?

[shrewd oriole]

wait

[lone junco]

Its fine. I'd just like to see it with PTR copy gear.

[shrewd oriole]

who was the "first and final warning" for?

[lone junco]

you

[shrewd oriole]

but it's not first

legit dont think it's me

[manic vigil]

[gaunt moat]

first from stjern

[lone junco]

Stjern has a 🔨

[manic vigil]

Maybe he should adress people directly

[shrewd oriole]

dont think it was me but idk

[manic vigil]

That was confusing

[gaunt moat]

it was you.

[jovial kite]

probably both of you

NAILED IT

[shrewd oriole]

LUL

[lone junco]

@warm parcel I dunno. seeemss like, a lot of the synergys are gone. Maybe long sustained rupture damage will be fine. I just really like the 45sec peaks

[midnight latch]

bye?

[zealous dew]

rip exsang meme

[manic vigil]

That's a nonsensical flag, grammar nazi. Trust me I do not joke lightly about that topic

Whatever

[warm parcel]

a. numbers are irrelevant
b. we havent even had our class changes yet
c. we dont even have our artifact perks yet

[jovial kite]

[warm parcel]

Only a few specs have received bfa changes yet

[viscid helm]

the artifact amulet has Alacrity in it

fyi

[shrewd oriole]

LUL

[gaunt moat]

what if vendetta has 2 charges and the damage stacks?

[shrewd oriole]

ofc it does, best talent

[lone junco]

@warm parcel ok. well if we have input, I wanna keep bota 😃

[warm parcel]

Thats totally possible it would remain as an artifact perk

As theres plenty stuff other specs have kept

[lone junco]

fixed duration, 10sec with high hasted exang to fit inside.

[gaunt moat]

i hope that bota will be merged with exsanguinate

[manic vigil]

You gotta admire flowi's dedication

[lone junco]

is VV energy return the poison hit on bleed, or the bleed tick on poison?

[viscid helm]

isnt exsang 100%

might as well delete

[warm parcel]

7e per tick

[shrewd oriole]

lul

[north basin]

got eye of command 960 . any good for assa? iam new to assa

[viscid helm]

not ideal

[gaunt moat]

yes

what flowi

[weak crescent]

I just hit 110 a few weeks ago and so far I'm really enjoying assassin Vs the Unholy DK or frost DK.

[gaunt moat]

@north basin check out the pins, it has a link to herodamage, it has a list of trinkets sims

[viscid helm]

no wonder

UH DK died back in HFC and frost after NH

[lone junco]

😭

[viscid helm]

idk

i loved breath

[keen inlet]

frost is ez life tho

[viscid helm]

WoD UH

literally the best class

i've played

[weak crescent]

Oh the DK is a great time! I loved it. Rogue is just making the game feel new again.

And I think in BFA it will become the new main.

[lone junco]

thats how i feel when I play outlaw. Like an alt with really really good gear, and horrible dps

[midnight latch]

well UH damage is to 99% his arbiter at this point and fight length really dictates how good you gonna parse
perfect fight length would be at the end of one of your arbiters

[viscid helm]

no DC procs on opener

[midnight latch]

yeah

that

[shrewd oriole]

No valkyur crit

LUL

[midnight latch]

might aswell alt + f4

[small harness]

Good morning. . I have an envenom question, during normal rotation, (not with vanish up ) do you let envenom go full duration before you refresh or refresh as soon as you have 4 cp min

[hoary copper]

DK can't parse, things are dead by the time they get there

Forgot how slow Pally was too

[lone junco]

lol horse

[midnight latch]

like if you really love pain

you play dh main and dk alt for raids

from fastest to slowest

suicide watch 24/7

[pale oriole]

Guys what skills do you use on beginning... like first 5 seconds of master assassin buff?

[hoary copper]

Sounds about right

[lone junco]

@pale oriole SIN GUIDE HERE--> http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/ <--SIN GUIDE HERE

[hoary copper]

Wish the pally horse talent was default. DK could idk ghost teleport?

[lone junco]

@gaunt moat are you rich from all the web traffic to your guide? or nah

[viscid helm]

u have walk

as DK

[prime void]

Yay!

I finally got affiliate

[midnight latch]

walk

[prime void]

Also, good morning lads 😃

[hoary copper]

Until there's a rock

[small harness]

ive read the guide but it doesnt say anything about if you let the envenom buff fall off or keep refresshing it no mater how many seconds its left