assassination

[jovial kite]

Usso taunttaa

[shrewd night]

^

[jovial kite]

yeah

[shrewd night]

All you need to know

[warm parcel]

I mean kids will learn anything cause theyre kids

But for adults that arent native. Its mission impossible

[jovial kite]

yeah.. kids have a natural window for learning languages

from birth to somewhere around 10 iirc

[shrewd night]

How come none of us have learned cat yet then?

[jovial kite]

we habe 😻

[warm parcel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wat-loop-old-woman-jA8TT03Sj2pXO

[jovial kite]

Ur just not a talented whisperer

[frozen pecan]

Hungarian is apparently pretty hard to learn aswell

[jovial kite]

Hungarian is a family language for finnish

[worthy thistle]

Osso tauntaa

[frozen pecan]

ye that's why

[worthy thistle]

Any of you big boys played in paragon back then?

[frozen pecan]

so would it be easier for a finnish person to learn hungarian?

[warm parcel]

Not our rogues no

[jovial kite]

probably

[warm parcel]

But our others ye

[jovial kite]

The structures are similar for finnish and hungarian iirc

[warm parcel]

finn hungary eesti and some siberian ones

[frozen pecan]

k interesting

[jovial kite]

fenno-ugric languages

[warm parcel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnic_languages

[jovial kite]

Is the familygroup if im not mistaken

[warm parcel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uralic_languages#/media/File:Linguistic_map_of_the_Uralic_languages_(en).png

I guess is the big pic

[jovial kite]

Yeah.. fenno-ugric is the subgroup within finnic languages

[frozen pecan]

why are parts of sweden and norway marked on that map

[shrewd night]

Saami language

[jovial kite]

yeah

[frozen pecan]

wtf is sami

[jovial kite]

Saami is the same familygroup

[shrewd night]

bruh

[jovial kite]

The northern native culture

[shrewd night]

Its basicly alaskans

Just in europe

[jovial kite]

spread across finland sweden norway and russia

[frozen pecan]

ah ok

[jovial kite]

they were more like beduins

But in the north

[shrewd night]

Cold Indians

[jovial kite]

or eskimos

[shrewd night]

🤔

[jovial kite]

yes

[shrewd night]

ESKIMOS

[frozen pecan]

learning stuff in assa discord lul

[shrewd night]

That was the word I was looking for

Jesus

[warm parcel]

👌

[jovial kite]

But they herded reindeer, foraged and fished

[viscid helm]

Can we just rename this channel already

[jovial kite]

general

Yeah

[viscid helm]

Rename general to assa

No one uses it

[shrewd night]

Hold up, let me go find my noose

[midnight latch]

Nice fuckin class discussion

[jovial kite]

@warm parcel 👌

[viscid helm]

No one asked you're fucking opinion

Go away

[warm parcel]

Whats for breakfast?

[shrewd night]

Cold indian

[midnight latch]

I had pasta with mushrooms and bacon

[frozen pecan]

:DansGame:

[jovial kite]

they were also shamans 👌

[warm parcel]

I mean I do have a few slices of bacon

[molten flicker]

I am opinion too

[frozen pecan]

I had a wurschtweckerl

[shrewd night]

I cant even remember what their yodeling is called

[midnight latch]

can you cook that the real question here

[warm parcel]

dude

[shrewd night]

So Im just going to call it Cold Yodeling

[warm parcel]

Last week it was 👌

It was so good

This is diff bacon tho. Havent given this one a shot

[midnight latch]

not knowing capers thou

[warm parcel]

Excuse my ♿ kitchen

[crystal marlin]

@fiery flower I need an advice

Plz

[jovial kite]

[midnight latch]

[jovial kite]

[shrewd night]

[gilded lark]

[jovial kite]

[crystal marlin]

How do I pwn as a rogue?

[jovial kite]

[devout marten]

Does anyone know how often poison bomb ticks?

Like, the dmg from it

[molten flicker]

1 time every time

[crystal marlin]

If you are as toxic as echo then all the time

[devout marten]

I wish, then my dps would be twice as high as the next guy.

[shrewd night]

Who the fuck is echo

[molten flicker]

^

[devout marten]

A toxic guy I guess.

[molten flicker]

🤢

[devout marten]

So 1 tick per second?

[molten flicker]

where did u get that from

[devout marten]

IDK. It's the only thing somewhat close to an answer.

[molten flicker]

but you just made it up yourself

[gilded lark]

exactly 1 tick per tick

[molten flicker]

👆🏻

[warm parcel]

6 ticks over 3 s

quick maff

[devout marten]

Thank you!

[molten flicker]

so no ticks for 2 sec

then 6 in 1 sec

right?

[gilded lark]

[midnight latch]

yeah thats what you wait for

if pb procs

you hold tb vendetta and vanish for that 6 in 1 sec tick

[molten flicker]

yes

[midnight latch]

and press it all at once

[molten flicker]

and potion

[midnight latch]

yeah

[devout marten]

Oh boy am I gonna parse tonight.

[solid nova]

If only there was a way to look at the duration of PB and see how many times it ticked in that duration 🤔

[molten flicker]

we did

[shrewd night]

[molten flicker]

and we came to the conclusion

it ticks 0 times

for 2 times

then 6 times

for 1 time

[jovial kite]

Quick maffs yo

[solid nova]

Sounds about right tbh

[midnight latch]

that will be my stage name if I will become a rapper

[molten flicker]

sounds about right tbh?

doesn't quite sound like an awesome rapper

[gilded lark]

"Oh boy am i gonna parse tonight"

[jovial kite]

[midnight latch]

lyrics will be

me multiplying

incorrectly

[brisk forge]

"Quick maffs yo" sounds like eminem!

[jovial kite]

Mic check 1 3 1 6

[brisk forge]

Maybe maths isnt the strongest ability rappers got 🤔🙈

[solid nova]

1,2,1,2

[spare cloud]

never said the multiplication was correct, but it was fast

[warm parcel]

Ok @midnight latch This bacons horrible

I can already tell

[midnight latch]

what did you do?

or is it just losing water like crazy?

[shrewd night]

Its yaboi Naya, UH
Comin in from ravenholdt,
weak got nothing on me,
Soon you will see,
when the PBs rollin',
all your bitches strollin',
to me when Im flexin',
this is all pretty perplexin',
You heard me, Im Naya,
I wont stop,
Because Im toxic as FUCK.

@midnight latch

[midnight latch]

drops mic

this is beautiful.

[jovial kite]

🤦

[shrewd night]

Put me in your credits when you get famous

[midnight latch]

will do

[jovial kite]

your parses aint got nothing on me, gg easy game easy life

[warm parcel]

This is sticky as fuck

Way too much just fat

Does seem to fry okay

Well see

[shrewd night]

Fattybacon is bestbacon tho

wtf

[warm parcel]

I mean it has to have fat

But not 99%

[solid nova]

Crispy bacon, best bacon

[shrewd night]

Get out, heathen

[midnight latch]

if you give it a proper sear it should be fine immo

[solid nova]

Take that fatty bacon and fry it into crispy goodness

[midnight latch]

either your pan is not hot enough

[warm parcel]

Naa it seemed to sear nice

Just started out way diff than the other batch

[midnight latch]

well shitty bacon is
when you drop it in the pan and its oozing out water like crazy

[solid nova]

And it halves in size

😦

[viscid helm]

Can we get a cooking stream

[midnight latch]

the butcher had it sit in water in that case to get more weight out of it

yeah sure

cooking with naya

I make better food than nagura btw

[solid nova]

The Toxic Chef

[midnight latch]

no tits thou

[solid nova]

I'd watch that

[shrewd night]

Id watch the fuck out of Nayas cooking show where he raps the recipes.

[warm parcel]

Oh boy

[jovial kite]

Youtube conquered after all

Do et

[hot oasis]

Any good tips or guides on how to counter retri paladins? i'm playing disc/rogue and i struggle under the retri's pressure and with the overall damage race vs him

[molten flicker]

maybe under pvp

[jovial kite]

#pvp

[shrewd night]

PVP channel?

🤔

[hot oasis]

sorry, didnt spot it right away! moving there

[solid nova]

I dont play minigames sorry

[warm parcel]

ret is also autoloss

Due to pure hearth or what ever

[shrewd night]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbubbleREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[jovial kite]

Ayo its yo boy @midnight latch back at it again deepfrying dim sum ni 🅱 🅱 a, tune in chillax relax we in fo a journey to da flavortown

[solid nova]

🔥

[shrewd night]

🔥

[warm parcel]

I mean the pizza was 🔥

[midnight latch]

[jovial kite]

Cooking with naya

So it

DO IT*

[midnight latch]

win some dim sum

need to move my setup to my kitchen

[jovial kite]

Youll conquer the yt scene

like.. the possibilities are endless

You can do a german homecook strim

With sauerkraut

And bratwurst

[shrewd night]

German cooking rap

Where the fuck do I sign up

[tiny vapor]

Based on the opener, toxic blade should be used before kingsbane. What about during the rotation, should I aim for the last 9 seconds, or is it always before using it?

[molten flicker]

yes

[midnight latch]

it is to my knowledge answered in the guide

which is pinned to this channel in the top right

[solid nova]

Yeah but what rhymes with wienerschnitzel?

[midnight latch]

its either answered under rotation or faq

[frozen pecan]

wiener schnitzel is an austrian dish

[midnight latch]

wienerschnitzel isnt german thou

hench the name

wien

[shrewd oriole]

Wiener is vat you like up ur bum

[shrewd night]

Im cooking this wienerschnitzel,
prepared far longer than the daughter of Joseph Fritzl,

[shrewd oriole]

Ur mom gay

[midnight latch]

@shrewd night 😂

[shrewd oriole]

Check and mate

[solid nova]

Terrible effort @shrewd oriole

[midnight latch]

you wanna be my ghostwriter @shrewd night ?

[shrewd night]

10% of the earnings from your cooking show, then we have a deal

[molten flicker]

I think the guide just says "do either one or the other"

with regards to kb+tb timings

[warm parcel]

Easy way on cd

But people have plethora of preferences when it comes to tbkb

[midnight latch]

you mean

a fedora of preferences

[shrewd night]

mlady

[midnight latch]

m'kingsbane

[drifting cosmos]

do you delay your KB just to pool energy/set up rupture etc?

[tiny vapor]

It was indeed in the guide, my apologies.

[drifting cosmos]

or under perfect play you shouldnt

?

[midnight latch]

@tiny vapor it is ok my friend

[shrewd night]

Under perfect play youd have rupture running and start pooling 5 seconds before KB is off cd

But most dont I guess

And thats why we bad

[viscid helm]

Pooling

Is this NH

[midnight latch]

the blue thing with water you can swim in

yeah this is indeed NH

Nayaholdt

welcome

check your coats in at the door

[shrewd night]

but if I leave my coat

where do I put my katana and trilby

[warm parcel]

Turned out real nice @midnight latch

[midnight latch]

see

there is only one shitty bacon

and thats watery bacon

[warm parcel]

I think I still prefer the other bacon

Its a bit more crips and slim

[solid nova]

You just need to take the next step and do it with french toast and melted cheese with your bacon as the sandwich combo

Then you're livin

[warm parcel]

I dont really eat toast

[solid nova]

You savage

[warm parcel]

We eat rye bread in fin

Mostly

[jovial kite]

^

Why eat bun toast when you have godtier ryebread

[frozen pecan]

rye bread ❤

[solid nova]

I'll have to buy some and let you know

[jovial kite]

toasted rye > wheat toast

by a lightyear

[solid nova]

Mate if you're not frying bread in the same pan as your bacon and melting cheese inside that bad boy

You're missing out i promise

[frozen pecan]

that sounds pretty murica

[jovial kite]

missing out on heartattack

[shrewd night]

Soak the bread in egg. Fry in pan at the same time as bacon.

Boom

Done.

[warm parcel]

Oven fresh rye bread

butter

cheese

Oh my

[solid nova]

Cant be Murican if its an EU recipe though

[frozen pecan]

if you want to call that a recipe lul

[solid nova]

Its my best effort 😦

My microwave skills on the other hand, legendary.

[shrewd night]

Im in the stoneage on the kitchen

No micro

No dishwasher

[warm parcel]

Same

[frozen pecan]

no dishwasher? ripperino

[warm parcel]

Just an oven and a rice cooker

[frozen pecan]

my kitchen would be a fuckin mess

[shrewd night]

Handwashing forks is the WORST.

[solid nova]

Rice cooker, one of the best things anyone can buy

Saved me many a breakdown

[shrewd night]

What do you think mine is @frozen pecan

[frozen pecan]

lul

[warm parcel]

And ye rice cookers 👌

Oh and a tea pan

Of course

[brisk forge]

Coffee maker you mean? 😉

[midnight latch]

rice cooker is heaven sent

[shrewd night]

They call it a pan

But its a casserolle with a handle

[frozen pecan]

why would you need a rice cooker, just use a pot 🤔

[midnight latch]

cause you only add rice and water

magic happens

rice done

cleans also in like 5 seconds

[warm parcel]

It comes out nice and steamed from the cooker

And cleaning ye

[frozen pecan]

ye you do the same in a pot lol

[brisk forge]

Same happends in a pot xD

[midnight latch]

pot is more hassle to clean

[warm parcel]

But you can just throw rice in and let it be

No need to do anything else

[midnight latch]

yeah

[brisk forge]

Nah, clean it with hot water straight ahead and its gg

[midnight latch]

yeah but you have to check on the rice in the pot

also you cant really keep it warm

[warm parcel]

and ster

[frozen pecan]

I just throw the pot in the dishwasher gg

[brisk forge]

But can agree rice cooker is alot easier 😜

[shrewd night]

stfu nefy

[warm parcel]

oh stir

not ster 🤔

[midnight latch]

😄

[frozen pecan]

🙃

[midnight latch]

mine can also steam shit pretty nice

[frozen pecan]

fuck rice cookers

[midnight latch]

toxic

[frozen pecan]

:Kappa:

[shrewd night]

[tiny vapor]

This chan should be renamed to "The cooking dagger".

[shrewd night]

Why would you cook your dagger

[tiny vapor]

Why not.

[solid nova]

Cook and Dagger

[midnight latch]

if i should be named after anything it should be a tavern
named The Crimson Vial

[shrewd night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Vw2_wJd4E @midnight latch

[midnight latch]

nothing in the rogue kit sounds pretty tasty

omg

what did I just watch

[solid nova]

As long as you dont call it Haemorrhage or Internal Bleeding, I'll show up

[warm parcel]

Looks about right

[solid nova]

Slice and Dice?

[midnight latch]

we slicin and dicin dem onions

ricochetting the brocolli

[warm parcel]

No brocoli

[midnight latch]

why not?

it has BRO in its name

it musst be good

[warm parcel]

NO BROOCLi

[jovial kite]

i love that logic naya

[tiny vapor]

Between the Eyes would be a good slaughter house name.

[solid nova]

Broccoli with your Brotein

[midnight latch]

Death from above would be a sick slaughter house

[jovial kite]

idk id prefer cheapshot

[midnight latch]

not sure if that was a cheapshot aimed at me

[jovial kite]

no

cheapshot burger sounds tasty

[solid nova]

Sounds like id be shitting for a week afterwards

[jovial kite]

cheapshot tbone

[midnight latch]

vanish pasta
so delicious they vanish instantly

[molten flicker]

shut up pls

u ruin my brain

[solid nova]

Aint nothin to ruin fam

Dont worry

If want a cheapshot burger with vendetta fries and some slice n dice coleslaw on then side i will do

[frozen pecan]

how about eviscerate slaughterhouse?

[midnight latch]

the rogue cookbook

[frozen pecan]

roll the bones ribs

[solid nova]

I like it

[shrewd oriole]

I love assa chat

[light jacinth]

same

: ) hi tom

[shrewd oriole]

Wait you

Got

Unbanned?

[shrewd night]

🇲 🇴 🇳 🇰 🇦 🇸

[shrewd oriole]

Mods realizing me and @quick talon had a monopoly on the memes

So they unbanning the other actually funny people

Nice

[jovial kite]

Tom

Funny

[shrewd oriole]

Mesaying im funny is funny within itself because it’s not true

[jovial kite]

Thats funny

[shrewd oriole]

But if it’s funny then I’m funny which then means that it’s no longer funny because the statement is then true

Really gets you nogging jogging

[frozen pecan]

or it's the exception that proves the rule. 🤔

[turbid harbor]

@light jacinth 😃

[light jacinth]

[shrewd oriole]

https://youtu.be/SmcLbIVC_WM

Wasasasasasasa

[dire spoke]

👀

[vernal adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tQ8MYyApPU

[strange python]

Ok

[coarse nymph]

have you guys heard the new

assi dfa buildl

[drifting cosmos]

monkas

[shrewd night]

ded chanz

[keen inlet]

Yo,
Because I (try to be) an honest and reasonable person, part of that is admitting mistakes--yesterday I called Nibren whiny, and said that he'd acted in negative ways. It turns out I was mistaken and thinking about someone else. I'm sorry about that and glad to see he got unbanned.

As a note, if you ever feel I'm unfair to you or (memes aside) anybody else, I welcome DMs and we can talk it out.

-Don

PS: the a-word is still a bannable offense, especially if you're Flowi
PPS: not that a-word. Well, that one too. Really just don't use any words that begin with the letter "A"

[shrewd night]

Could you stop posting a paragraph after I declare the channel dead 😠

It was like

a SPLITSECOND

[keen inlet]

it's lmost like you couldn't see ...Don Jose is Typing... down in the corner

lmost.

[shrewd night]

Every time you spell something wrong the errorists win

[keen inlet]

I have to obey my own rules tho

oh

I just got that

that was smooth

[shrewd night]

😉

[turbid harbor]

😊

[wet zealot]

ssassination hmm ... ?

[shrewd night]

Also, because Don didnt do it. @light jacinth read above, you donut.

[hoary copper]

I thought Alacrity was top talent....was I lied to?!

🤔

[shrewd night]

Bye Bruen

[keen inlet]

!mute @hoary copper

[chrome tusk]

@hoary copper is now 🙊here!

[keen inlet]

WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED

oh, you can't. You're muted.

!unmute @hoary copper

[chrome tusk]

@hoary copper is no longer 🙊 here! He/she can speak 🐵 now!

[keen inlet]

WHAT HAVE wE LEARNED

[shrewd night]

wEAK?

[hoary copper]

Its still a top tier talent?

and Don is the best? >.>

[keen inlet]

...I'll allow it

[hoary copper]

[warm parcel]

Nothing wrong with some speed

[light jacinth]

@shrewd night ?

[warm parcel]

Thats what speedbleed died for

[keen inlet]

Cold Indian

[shrewd night]

Stoooooooop

[indigo idol]

is that my new bleed necklace :3 ?

[keen inlet]

Did i miss something

[shrewd night]

Im cringing from just saying that shit dawg

[warm parcel]

You did jose

[shrewd night]

I couldnt remember the word Eskimo

So I referred to saami people as cold indians

[quick talon]

Sup

[shrewd night]

Totally not racist btw

[hoary copper]

I mean it is cold there

[lone junco]

@indigo idol nice crit for sure. if that vers was mastery 🍆

[hoary copper]

Bleed neck

[lone junco]

I still stack mastery tbh. its just under vers and flexes to MPTB better.

we still have pmomb and KB and EP

[quick talon]

Oh People getting unbanned?

Is this real life

[lone junco]

did jaeed get 🔨 or just 👻

[indigo idol]

so i should stick with this instead? 😃

[sacred citrus]

Hhhhnnnnnngggg

[lone junco]

just sim the diff.

its probably the choker.

[indigo idol]

kk thank you ❤

[quick talon]

@shrewd oriole 👋💯

[lone junco]

crit is king until a very high point.

its funny, I was unbothered by the 5% E affix for bleed. It would prob be better for vigor builds or something. Bleed just doesnt need it.

[shrewd night]

Likely wouldnt matter at all. Its like what. 8 energy?

[lone junco]

7.5 with vig

if it even stacked

else 5

[sacred citrus]

The game probably rounds up ya?

Nah it probably doesn’t.

[shrewd night]

Doesnt it usually round down?

[sacred citrus]

Yea I think it does.

[lone junco]

but. I would feely that TB window would just be a tad more forgiving

nvm. its not gain

just snap

[sacred citrus]

I really wouldn’t be surprised if what noobe said was right and they don’t stack

[lone junco]

so 155 v 150, maybe you will hit that 3rd env in shoulder a little more often.

100*.05 is easy math

[shrewd night]

imagine that

This just in from Alpha - Damage increases based on your energy level

[lone junco]

i honestly think thats why they did Exang to 100% instead of 400%

I wanted that for KS btw.

Full dump.

[sacred citrus]

What?

So pool before every envenomed.

[shrewd night]

Dont get memed, it was prefaced by 'imagine that'

[sacred citrus]

That’s......

Oh

Got me.

😕

[keen inlet]

hahaha.

I shouldn't laugh at that

eskimos = cold indians

that's bad and you should feel bad

but

[lone junco]

400% exang would fit an Entire 32sec rupture into 1bota and 6/8 of conc.

[keen inlet]

I get the thoguht process there

[lone junco]

lord have mercy

[sacred citrus]

Welcome to the channel don.

[steep obsidian]

did 400% xsang actually make it to live? i cant even remmeber

maybe the pre patch?

[lone junco]

for a week

pre patch.

its not like the cd was shorter. 45 sec to 45sec.

but that overlap with bota would have been a gold mine.

everyone is excited for hasted bleeds. not me lol

🙄

[keen inlet]

I think it's more that ppl are excited for haste not being entirely useless

[lone junco]

2 sec tick rate to 1.8sec.

[keen inlet]

than hasted bleeds in particular

[lone junco]

13.3 ticks of rupture instead of 12

[keen inlet]

Which I'd agree with...entire expacs should not go by with a stat being 10+ pts lower

[lone junco]

what ever,

we use 3

[sacred citrus]

Did I miss some patch notes or something?

[lone junco]

nah

[sacred citrus]

What are you talking about haste bleeds?

[lone junco]

I mean, they were out a month ago

[keen inlet]

bfa

[hoary copper]

I dont mind a stat being that much lower, lets me focus on other things

[sacred citrus]

Oooh

[lone junco]

^

[manic vigil]

What if no one will play sin because outlul will be too good to pass up

[sacred citrus]

I haven’t read anything on BFA

[lone junco]

contact time will still suck

[keen inlet]

@manic vigil you're funny

you're a funny person

ha ha

HAHAHAHA

[manic vigil]

[lone junco]

ok ok ok.

if I personally come up with 42 crit, 30 haste 100M

and I lose bota

but they make tick rates 1.2 sec instead of 2 sec.

and during lust that drops to 0.8

[sacred citrus]

Have they put anything out on what the neck talent trees are like?

[lone junco]

and lust exang is 0.4

[patent topaz]

I came up with 69 crit and 420 mastery

[manic vigil]

[lone junco]

once ptr opens, I have the stuff in my bags to run up a nasty crit/haste set.

for pre-patch

[hoary copper]

You can Al----be like flowi

[lone junco]

im just not excited for better dots.

[manic vigil]

[hoary copper]

I just noticed the name change of the channel

[manic vigil]

I didn't

Way to commit to a joke jose

[sacred citrus]

Ssasssination?

[manic vigil]

[sacred citrus]

Sassy nation?

No?

I’ll leave.

[quick talon]

🍑🍑ination

[hoary copper]

we're the sassiest spec

[sacred citrus]

Uninstructed that gif is giving me a seizure.

Lol okay phone.

I typed unimatrix

[manic vigil]

Same tbh

Still funny tho

Worth it

[quick talon]

[manic vigil]

Just don't stare right at it

[sacred citrus]

Can’t help it. Want to go home from work.

[quick talon]

Why?

Does it hurt watching colored frogs?

[hoary copper]

The name of that pepe o.o

[sacred citrus]

Is it a surprising name?

[hoary copper]

I spose not for aroundhere

[manic vigil]

Classic iWin

[quick talon]

Rude

[hoary copper]

I mean, he's not banned today so it's not pure classic iWin

[shrewd night]

...yet

[quick talon]

I wasn’t ever banned on RH

Just muted

[shrewd night]

...yet

[sacred citrus]

Lol

[quick talon]

Filth

[manic vigil]

I have to admit, since he gave me his reason for using those questionable jokes

I kinda get it

[hoary copper]

We could make a RH drinking game. Everytime iWin, or Tom get muted/banned, everytime theres a ninja delete, anytime Flowi mentions the A talent, Anytime Tom bosts his big dick logs

[keen inlet]

Why do you think Flowi and I are at odds

we are warring AIs

that begrudgingly respect each other

well

I respect him

[sacred citrus]

I have to go to a meeting with my entire department in a super poorly ventilated area.

Fml.

[keen inlet]

i doubt he does

[shrewd night]

Sounds like a top3 drinking game tbh

[hoary copper]

How to stay smashed on discord all day

[lone junco]

@keen inlet "respect" is an interesting choice

[keen inlet]

hah

I've seen his sekkrit lawgs

gotta respeckdt

[lone junco]

I guess nerd respect and real respect are different then.

[sacred citrus]

Sekrits don’t make friends.

[hoary copper]

oops I didnt do a m+ last week, oh well

[sacred citrus]

Gasp.

[lone junco]

did our 18 BRH last night.

[sacred citrus]

It’s so damn hot and muggy in here and it just started someone pull a fire alarm.

[lone junco]

missed timer by like 2mins. cause we didnt stun the fel frenzy packs. had about 5 Fel lords 900 ft tall.

[hoary copper]

I was lazy last week, I didnt even do full normal just garothi, agg, argus. Maybe I'll attempt a heroic again....or gear my destruction lock. Other classes are a lot more work for less dps >.>

[lone junco]

good content

[hoary copper]

That sucks, at least it wasn't by 2 seconds. That would hurt more

[sacred citrus]

I only do mythic on my rogue.

I have to tank our heroic shit.

I’m jealous of anyone who gets to do not mythic dps.

[lone junco]

I like 1-4 a week

its is good conent, but i could see it being over farmed easily

[sacred citrus]

Which?

[lone junco]

M+

best addition to the game since Flex raiding.

[sacred citrus]

M+ for relics.

And that EoC.

Gotta replace my 915 EoC.

[lone junco]

there arent any raid rings/neck that compare to the M+ stuff

[spare cloud]

Well the kingaroth ring is fine for poison

[sacred citrus]

Or boots.

[hoary copper]

I don't even get to do heroic and idk I dislike m+ but mostly because I hate people

[keen inlet]

Man

[spare cloud]

But you could hust have a gnawed thumb ring same ilvl

[sacred citrus]

I got a mythic Argus ring out of my cache.

[keen inlet]

I specced improved roars on my bear instead of feral charge

[spare cloud]

And it would shit on that

[keen inlet]

made M+ feel SO SLOW

"sec just let me WADDLE MY WAY OVER"

[lone junco]

Ye. I got a 960 Thumb from my box. I almost smiled.

[sacred citrus]

Lol

Skull bash between adds.

Tank and run.

[hoary copper]

That roar is awesome tho. I wanna do feral a bit but it's really just rogue in cat form

[sacred citrus]

Just thrash swipe kite

[lone junco]

after our protpal went dh for lols. our druid is mad at DH speed.

double leap and mass grip ? jesus christ

[hoary copper]

Skull bash on maiden was fun

[sacred citrus]

DH is super awesome in M+

[lone junco]

Super awesome

[sacred citrus]

Super super.

[lone junco]

our druid is geared. very very well for our lvl. and he just doesnt have the speed. and no grip.

does good dmg on trash

[spare cloud]

When was channel renamed to ssasination

[lone junco]

but you never know balance shit at the beginning.

[hoary copper]

DH is snoozefest for rotation

[sacred citrus]

I really like my monk in M+

[lone junco]

only truths are that HPAL and Rogues will be forever good.

DH dps sucks

but the tank. 💸

[sacred citrus]

Your Druid does it wrong then.

I have a bear.

I can do them super fast.

[lone junco]

he does fine. but mass grip is a gift

[jovial kite]

feral is insane waduheck

[sacred citrus]

Thrash

[jovial kite]

who was bashing on dudus

[sacred citrus]

Usually gets everything.

Gotta take boomie affinity.

Moon fire random shit.

Lady and the child so you don’t lose aggrieved.

[lone junco]

he does. has shoulders and whaever

[sacred citrus]

Aggro

Shoulders cloak.

So great.

[spare cloud]

Why are we ssassination rogues now 😰

[jovial kite]

probably toms nazi joke

[spare cloud]

Did i miss smth

[shrewd oriole]

I love alacrity

It’s my favorite talent

Thanks to alacrity I got rank 7 on dogs

Spec alacrity today

Discount code alpha

[hoary copper]

Bye Tom

Everyone drink...

[keen inlet]

@sacred citrus you don't use thrash pants?

@shrewd oriole I muted bruen earlier for saying words that begin with "a"

[shrewd oriole]

Why

This is a spec discussion channel

[keen inlet]

because they are verboten

[hoary copper]

Double standard

[shrewd oriole]

I am discussing our talents

Alacrity, toxic blade and exsanguinate

They are all talents

[keen inlet]

it was for memes tbh

and because I knew Bruen could take the joke

[shrewd oriole]

Ha

[keen inlet]

if y'all want to coach the newbies on lacrity

you can

[shrewd oriole]

I see you

[keen inlet]

count me out tho

[lone junco]

lies

[shrewd oriole]

Read the name

mythic Kong’s

Those are private

[hoary copper]

I can take more than a joke ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[shrewd oriole]

Lmao

Ninja delete quick

[keen inlet]

"hey so about alacrity"
what's your ilvl
"920"
don't worry about it spec tb stack mastery/crit
"yeah but"
<5 hour long argument>

[lone junco]

good answer

[shrewd oriole]

Is that a convo you’ve had in whispers Jose?

[lone junco]

alacrity?
do you have 45 crit?

then no

[keen inlet]

lotta dms just like that one Tom

tbqh

[shrewd oriole]

Can only go alacrity if you have 20% vers tbh

Really?

[keen inlet]

yeah

[shrewd oriole]

God damn man

[keen inlet]

every day

[shrewd oriole]

No wonder trump is president

[keen inlet]

before alacrity it was exang

[shrewd oriole]

People are so gullible

[lone junco]

I got like 20/day for PK

[keen inlet]

before exang it was...idk, snd tbh

before snd it was sub

[lone junco]

but alacrity is actually good with the right gear

[keen inlet]

people ask me question, don't like answer, argue with me

[lone junco]

nsDP

[keen inlet]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[shrewd oriole]

Hey Jose there’s Gullible written on the ceiling

:^) got’em

[lone junco]

Tom, you are still being silly. Ep Alac is my highest poison,

but most people dont have the crit to make it good.,

[keen inlet]

@hoary copper I saw that btw
I'm a married man and expectant father
...a/s/l?

[shrewd oriole]

Alacrity is a decent talent

[lone junco]

no. Tb sucks once you have enough crit

[hoary copper]

You say that like married men make a difference.....not that I know from experience

[shrewd oriole]

Kappa

[keen inlet]

[lone junco]

it all flattens out.

[keen inlet]

Noobe

define

"enough crit"

[lone junco]

45+

?

[keen inlet]

because I'm clearly no-

yeah

[shrewd oriole]

Jose will get 20 whispers now

Rip

[keen inlet]

nowhere near that

lol

[lone junco]

right

most dont.

I have a 27/190 set.

still sucks compared to my EP stuff

[shrewd oriole]

Rip

[lone junco]

45/125

[hoary copper]

I forgot you're expecting. How long left? It will probably come out with a beard and first word will be alacrity

[jovial kite]

can you say expecting

legit question

[lone junco]

I mean, 100% crit for 4 sec?

cmon

[jovial kite]

like if your wife is expecting are you expecting too

[lone junco]

how about 75% mut crit for the entire fight

[hoary copper]

I mean you're expecting it to come out too?

[lone junco]

don expects to have a baby

he will sure pay for it, whether he is pregnant or not.

[hoary copper]

It's like a really expensive car payment over 18 years

[jovial kite]

somehow always thought expecting is only referred to when a woman is epecting

[shrewd oriole]

AHAHAH

[lone junco]

1000/month for daycare + 5000/yr for health

[shrewd oriole]

you’re expecting it to come out

That cracked me up

[lone junco]

so 17k just to have a living baby

[shrewd oriole]

1000 a month

That’s a lot of Gucci

[jovial kite]

free daycare btw

[shrewd oriole]

: (

[lone junco]

55$+/day

[jovial kite]

0 dalas

[lone junco]

rip

[shrewd oriole]

Two race changes a day

[hoary copper]

I think our daycare through Disney is more expensive than that

[keen inlet]

@hoary copper I hope not, it's a girl

bearded lady on twitch tho...might be million dollar streamer

[jovial kite]

lemme be her manager

[shrewd oriole]

Eh...

Ladies on stream get more than a million views

[jovial kite]

wait

jose

[shrewd oriole]

Without even having beards

[jovial kite]

did you realize

[keen inlet]

?

[jovial kite]

your kid is

millenial

[lone junco]

milleneial is over

[keen inlet]

nah the cutoff already occurred

[lone junco]

they are on to Z

[keen inlet]

yea

[jovial kite]

fuck

so end of the world

[shrewd oriole]

Your kid is gonna watch the Kim Kardashian’s sex tape at one point

[keen inlet]

generation z bunch of hell raisers

[shrewd oriole]

Wait

[lone junco]

and they kicked me out. millenial now starts at 1982

ish

[shrewd oriole]

Kim Kardashian’s son is gonna watch her Sex tape at one point

[keen inlet]

It's dumb tbh

the whole generational thing

[shrewd oriole]

I had never thought about that fuck

[hoary copper]

I'm now a millenial under that

[jovial kite]

you dont say

[keen inlet]

tech has changed generations

[jovial kite]

i always chuckle at american categorization

[keen inlet]

they're micro at this point

[lone junco]

@shrewd oriole watch? his kid is going to make a sex tape one day.

[shrewd oriole]

Hope so

[keen inlet]

She's gonna be a star

[lone junco]

yeah fuck the olds.

[jovial kite]

you give something a name so you can blame them

[shrewd oriole]

The west family is hilarious

[lone junco]

until Im old

[hoary copper]

what kind of star ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[jovial kite]

[lone junco]

us v them

[keen inlet]

the kind that makes me rich

Other than that idc

[lone junco]

:SeemsGood:

[keen inlet]

nah

tbh

she's gonna be omegagranola

child of two long distance hikers/outdoor enthusiasts

[lone junco]

Vegan butt wipes?

[jovial kite]

a starseed

[keen inlet]

we're not really granola but

[shrewd oriole]

Wait

[hoary copper]

She'll marry a man just like Tom

[keen inlet]

idk how she'll dodge it

[shrewd oriole]

Wow player, outdoor enthusiast?

Lmao

[jovial kite]

take long hikes on mount hyjal duh

[keen inlet]

I hiked the AT with my wife in '16 Tom

[shrewd oriole]

Azeroth transmog contests don’t happen outside

[keen inlet]

2189 mi

[shrewd oriole]

[keen inlet]

dodge me with that "I'm outdoorsy" shi

[lone junco]

im at like 300 lol

[shrewd oriole]

I run like 5 kms a day

And I hate it

[jovial kite]

you run 5 killmyselfs a day

[lone junco]

all stopped at 15yro tho

[shrewd oriole]

lol

Keep myself simmed

[keen inlet]

but yeah

idk

[jovial kite]

i walk 10k everyday to work and back

[shrewd oriole]

10k what

[jovial kite]

kilometers

10

kilometers

[keen inlet]

she'll end up being an outdoor adventurer, or a veterinarian or something

[shrewd oriole]

That’s a lot

That’s nice

Healthy

Happy for you

[jovial kite]

and i save money 🤷🏿

[keen inlet]

or maybe the outdoorsiest hottest programmer ever, if AI isn't doing all the coding for us by then

easy life

[lone junco]

10k

lollol

[shrewd oriole]

Sometimes I take an Uber to school because I wanna listen to another song in the shower

[jovial kite]

dropped the m

[shrewd oriole]

And therefore miss the tube

[jovial kite]

rofl

efficient

[shrewd oriole]

: (

[jovial kite]

you must really love you some music

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah

Sometimes I just get distracted reading disc

[spare cloud]

He just loves singing in the shower

[keen inlet]

I mean I'm decent looking, wife is great, she's 5'11 I'm 6'2

would take some tragic gene combos to make an ugly short kid

[shrewd oriole]

And boom I’m late

Like me?

[jovial kite]

whats that in other than freedom units jose?

[keen inlet]

uh

[shrewd oriole]

I’m like 5’3

LUL

[lone junco]

I drive

lol

[keen inlet]

let me find a converter

[lone junco]

5'3

wut

[shrewd oriole]

Nah

I’m 5’y

[jovial kite]

im 6 feet 313⁄64 inches

[shrewd oriole]

5’y

5’6

Fuck

I’m a short boi

[keen inlet]

182-ish cm?

[shrewd oriole]

Everyone in Portugal is short

[spare cloud]

Why are we using feet and inches

[jovial kite]

aaight

[keen inlet]

me more wife slightly less

[jovial kite]

im 191 cm

[jovial cedar]

Hi guys, Im getting back to my rogue after a while and was wondering, how are assassination rogue doing in M+ rn?

[shrewd oriole]

I’m 170cms

@jovial cedar not great

[spare cloud]

Im 195 feelsgoodman

[keen inlet]

@jovial cedar They do well at higher keys (15+)

[jovial kite]

literal highfive @spare cloud

o/

[keen inlet]

but Sub's arguably better

[shrewd oriole]

Short 5 anyone

[lone junco]

small tom is 150cm

[spare cloud]

Sorry i cant see you down there

[shrewd oriole]

Worst part is I’m above average for Portuguese people

[jovial kite]

[keen inlet]

so I'm 188 cm

she's

[shrewd oriole]

Lul

[keen inlet]

181

[shrewd oriole]

Your wife is huge wtf

[jovial kite]

tall girls are 👌🏿

[shrewd oriole]

I’m eternally stuck to short girls

[keen inlet]

She is tall

and would only date dudes taller than her

[shrewd oriole]

Because society deems it inappropriate for the female to be taller

[keen inlet]

[spare cloud]

Average in germany is like 176 isnt it?

[hoary copper]

I'm 6' the bf is 6'3" so works out. idk if I could date a guy that's that short. It's like pocket gay

[jovial kite]

ahahhaha

[lone junco]

5'11 wife is something for sure

[shrewd oriole]

ITS NOT MY FAULT BRUEN

[jovial kite]

pocket gay

tom is pocket gay

[spare cloud]

Everyone passively bullying tom

[shrewd oriole]

Y’all driving my self esteem into the ground

[keen inlet]

my

kitten

is at vet's this am

getting balls snipped

[shrewd oriole]

Doesn’t matter I’m rich I’ll just pay someone to marry me

[jovial cedar]

so there isnt any multitarget real build valid for assassination in M+ 😒

[keen inlet]

I felt so bad.

[hoary copper]

get your mom to buy you a shirt Tom, it will be ok

[nova pagoda]

on topic btw

[shrewd oriole]

Skkraaa skraaa

[jovial kite]

[lone junco]

tom gucci

[spare cloud]

Gotta pay for smth to stand on at the wedding as well

[jovial kite]

no wonder he wears those curls like a ball

free 20 cm more

[keen inlet]

@nova pagoda It's not so much about staying on-topic as it is about staying off offensive topics at this point

[shrewd oriole]

@jovial cedar no. Sub is far better, specially the lower you go

[keen inlet]

late in xpac

I am the jailer of the damned

[shrewd oriole]

Offensive topics?

What are y’all favorite books

[jovial kite]

[spare cloud]

Lol

[keen inlet]

Has anybody read Seraphina

[jovial kite]

tom you just got a new xmas present

[shrewd oriole]

Ducking hell noobe

[lone junco]

one of my best buds is shorty.

[quick talon]

One of my best buds isn’t white

[lone junco]

its all good

[spare cloud]

Names character shorty plays male troll

[jovial kite]

one of my best buds is dry and covered in kappa

[shrewd oriole]

Worst part is I already have boots to try and look taller

[quick talon]

Women boots

[hoary copper]

those hands are so little

[shrewd oriole]

@lone junco don’t worry, I’m half block it helps

[quick talon]

Tom 😦

[jovial kite]

[shrewd oriole]

What do you mean women

[jovial kite]

trump hands

[quick talon]

Awwww those cute hands

[shrewd oriole]

It’s a pair of Chelsea’s

[lone junco]

hes in his moms closet tho

[jovial kite]

[shrewd oriole]

Boolied

[spare cloud]

Stop bullying him

[hoary copper]

It's not fun being in the closet, come out Tom!

[shrewd oriole]

Nah it’s from one of my shoes closets

Dude those are dope noobe wait

[spare cloud]

Can you reach the top?

[keen inlet]

holy shit

[lone junco]

demz army boots?

[keen inlet]

Toph

[jovial kite]

[hoary copper]

that's a fun shelf

[keen inlet]

with the orbital nuke

[jovial kite]

AHHAHAHAAH

[lone junco]

jazz hands

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah