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I never actually wrote an application for a guild
LOL
WHAT ABOUT STACK DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
but if I had to i probably would write the same stuff.
This guy legit got kicked out of every single guild
I HAVE SEEN BUNDLES OF STICKS
Wtf
STACK BETTER THAN YOU ALL

so he wanted to discuss why got kicked out of guilds but not his own?
inb4 open mic heavy breathing psychopath
I kick somebody out of one of my old guilds when I was an officer because he called a wipe.
☕️☕️☕️
Does this make me a bad person?
why didn't he put the shrould of concealment over the reasons why he got kicked
well i wouldnt instakick
I spent 2 months manipulating someone's persecution complex to get them to remove themselves.
Please stop making fun of my app.
Who are you?
wait what
inb4 tom banned
dun dun duuuuuuuuuun
I am a special forces retard, but I'd rather not discuss that.
Tomm has access to apps removed for being a shitter.
The dude I booted was already on thin ice because the night before he had left the raid 10 minutes early when we still had like one or two pulls left and on one of those pulls we downed the boss but had to bring in a substitute.
hell yeah
_>
<_<
I am a master of stealth.
Capable of sneaking into the tightest of places.
I once found myself at the very top of the logs.
Wondering how I had gotten there.
Hey I am good, trust me.

I've no proof, but trust me.
very humble person, instant likeability
hey im good, the numbers dont make sense, but im good
sounds like tom

tom when do you raid
green means go boys
mythic or heroic?
fuck
if thats mythic
Imonar will fucking murder you if you stand in shit or get knocked off the platform.
sharks
damn that is witchhunt
and there's no fucking way he got a 9 while being alive.
you can't do that mate
that feel when someone that bad is more progressed than you are
😦 🔫
now everyone knows his name
_ >
i dont think its wise to link anything that gives away who they are while bashing him
I have green M logs too 😒 but also I have only killed bosses like twice
Glaives on Imonar lul
Guys I seem to find myself outside of melee range a lot.
Weird.
Just don't expose him > _>
Don't trust people ya loon.
he was alive on imonar
. . .
You could probably just AA and get a 9.
he dropped rupture several times during the active phases
he cant carry his weapons, doubt hes doing orbs
lets ask him
was probably outside waiting for dispell
What the frickity frack
so does it matter if i go poison or bleed build?
Started having a wank
Don’t you dare flowi
LOL
l o l
You fucking cunt
REMOVE THE EVIDENCE
hes offline
This is why we cant have nice things
😠
LOL
Nah let it happen. Tom's a bully let the mods lynch him.
Delete it
I’m not worried about the mods
I’m worried the poor guy sees this
And kills himself
🇱🇺
It's too late, the log is in my favorites
Yeah well stop exposing people > _>
is there a bis trinket list for .3.5 sin rogue?
yeah probably not the wisest thing you can do
I've printed this out and am now framing the evidence to display on my walls.
alright boys where do we sign up for the new 9% while alive discord rank
!trinkets
List of trinkets for each spec: http://tc.ravenholdt.net/
God I’m laughing so hard
Pretty sure I can do like 500k from Auto attacking with poison proccs.
I'm not sure how you stop at 1mill
I can do 760k with green daggers.
I can do handstands
I can ride my bike with no handle bars.
With no handlebars?
GET OUT
Ha
GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOUT
get fukt
umbral moonglaives and t20 2set + t21 2set with shoulders + sub hands
Are those your heroic logs Zempai?
ha ha ha
yeah
965 gnamed thumb ring tho, that bastard
from 2016
🤔
excuse us, Slaggjack. That 100 on Imonar is supposed to be under a 10 to talk here
i find ninja being fake
I like the Doc, he's not fake.
yeah idd that
how old is ninja?
13
adds up
lmao
Shall we go to the next app?
yes
@shrewd oriole you deleted your evidence
Find us a hot babe Tom.
We need an application with Snapchat links
where is iWin when you need him
Yo we need more mobile images with geocaching data still enabled, you idiots.
I mean that's true.
Your kind of a guy
But it’s p rude just say yes lol
he prob has better intentions then the way he came off
Tom worried about rude people 🤔
I’m rude
it's a question you just don't answer
I’m not rude in my apps
end of story
what about humble rogue mcbragster? are you gonna accept him?
Can you make our times?
Tom remember that time you exposed a special forces veteran on the internet
LUL
Why the fuck else would I be typing this shit out?!
inb4 I’m dead tomorrow
hahaha
Now his whole family is fucking dead, good job.
I mean you got hit by a car already. I'm sure you can take on a Hitman
Gonna get fucking kidnapped in broad daylight walking to the market tomorrow.
From special forces.
hahahha -_-
Fuck me this guy has private logs
Red flag
Wait, I assume it's a European guild, but from how ♿ his app was I think he might have been from my country..
That's like, 80% of the reason to watch GDQ events.
Hi my parents all died of cancer.
YEAH FIRST TRY!!
WOOOOOOOO
They died on their first try of cancer?
l o l
yeah but what about his name Tom
how many fucking apps do you have
THE ASSASSIN COMES FOR YOU 🗡
hes just going through tinder making shit up to make us laugh
We are like rank 10 2 day guild
My guild gets everything but rogue apps :\
A shit load of people apply to us
oh yeah tinder
"I swiped right cause you look like someone free from 8pm-1am"
let's check some wamen
Same tbh
Tom just gone sleeping as I posted wamen to rate
I wish I could make raid times. fkn work too late for most NA guilds
We got some people who are easy to kick tho
I can easily name 5 people that are getting the boot within the next month
expose them all
But haven't you had Argus dead for Months flowi?
I imagine everybody's no longer interested
Is weak the .5?
🤷
I SAW AN 8
That's a big yikes
Oh boy.
Damn wtf lol
Well everybody knows that Affliction is a hard specialization to play with terrible damage, I mean can you blame him?
Is this one special forces too
Lol
Mechanics btw
It's like a 500 pound girl who just wants you to see her for her personality.
"I always do mechanics and am the last to die, I am a good raider"
Hasn't everybody run into one of those people though? The sort of person that assumes if you do mechanics you can't do good damage or vice versa.
I can make your times, here are my logs. Please invite.
lol
Or if you do good damage, you're clearly not doing mechanics and a piece of shit.
I'd rather them just be honest. "I fucking die to everything and when I'm alive I click my skills using a 1dpi mouse, but ya know it gives me more immersion"
@civic palm 🙏 exactly
same
Why do these people
Join good guilds as “backup”
That’s so depressing
You’re a side chick who doesn’t even get banged
No motivation?
Girlfriend btw
Nerds
Can't make my own decisions btw
Well if you are serious about the girl, you are going to make sacrifices.
lul
So my mother and I have found the times in which I can raid with your guild.
I charged my wife for a m+ carry.
Well it's good that your wife understand the business you are running.
and that she is in no way special.
if he asking you on a date
Tom this is...
Sounds like a nice person.
I told you guys this shit is his tinder
that's his tinder apps
Don't be gay about it, but try to solicit him for a blowjob and if he says yes accept him to the guild. Clearly he's dedicated.
damn that sounds like a job application
Let me sell you on these jeans, they're great.
Y’all wanna read MY app?
do some guilds pay real life money?
I got accepted in 20 minutes
())////////D invite please.
Send in your resume
sold
@shrewd oriole give it to me for copypaste reasons
EU pp too stronk
lol wat
Stop carrying the orbs I AM CARRYING THE ORBS.
That just proves that you're a goddamn liar, we've already established that you can't do mechanics and do good damage at the same time.
One time a priest dispelled my orb when I was halfway across the platform.
We haven't really had any developments in quite a while, but this really is a good resource. Some of my friends who play different classes say that the other discords are completely useless.
sure
I don't know if that's true or not, but that's what I heard.
What websites do I use?
Noxxic
Well ELITIST JERKS, MAYBE YOU HAVE HEARD OF THEM?!
Mr robot
Damn why yall bashing on a guy trying to get into a guild as if he's not supposed to kiss as much ass as possible
Off to a great start
Gemani indeed.
Okay, back when their class forums used to be active, it was the old timey equivalent of this Discord.

tell him to resend the app in his native moonrunes
I apply to Future and tell them that I don't fall off platforms alot
Brigitte main myself
Name: Steven
Class: Rogue
Reason for Application: こんにちは仲間のビデオゲームプレイヤー! 私はあなたのギルドにぴったりのような気がします! 私はあなたが要求している時間を、今あなたが進んでいる戦いを作ることができます! このアプリケーションを検討してください!
Isn't aggramar better for ranged
r o f l
@gusty kestrel actually I could atm LUL
@civic palm thank you for adding moonrunes
gj mize
What I am trying to say is that CN tends to bash their heads on mechanics.
but taiwan numba 1?
Resto shaman called dehydrated
No.1
Name: WillLetYouDie
Class: Healer
Why not
To get away from their guildmates.
Simple answer, they are unsatisfied with their guild and think they could contribute.
Maybe they think they are better than their current Guilds progression and can push further with a better group of peers.
Insert all my energy
I will put my energy INTO YOU.
goku
Could probably record that and sell it on the internets for some dough.
im slowly dying irl
Well we have to speed that up.
lmao
@strong fern Arent we all though
Why are you stalking me
what the fuck is that
Ahaha
then got kicked
that was a wall of text.
Yeah thanks for the wall before leaving you cunt.
all I got out of that was rape
Why do you want a picture of a dudes UI?
because you want to see how they play
To make sure you don't invite this guy - https://i.imgur.com/vH6d0.jpg
ahahah
My interface looks like that when deadly poison is not up
tremor totem, he's living months ahead
sorry but I prefer to divine intervention on razorgore!
Get your cheese outta here you filthy... cheeser...
:O
this is when I start to feel old right
like zempai
I mean. A picture of my ui won't tell you how I play
If your ui is shit
It'll tell us what you deem appropriate to see though
Youre probably worse than you could be
Yeah you wanna bring this guy - https://i.imgur.com/HB8Xm.jpg
I'm almost 30, is that old for a wow player?
Something something 1.3mil dps.. something something 🙃
Yeah but you also open with mutilate
that font makes babies die
Yeah that font is pretty awful.
I use Vixar
because Vixar is love Vixar is life
also Vixar is pretty close to Wichser in german which means wanker
i dont get why people have scrolling text for buff gains/lose events its pointless and just fuckin spammy as hell
and I'm the proudest Wanker
Tom can I see your UI for inspiration.
Sure
I hope he takes a picture with his phone
OH FUCK I forgot that BW has this fucking WINDOWS to move - https://i.imgur.com/Glb2g.jpg
Thank God they changed that crap.
Everytime I work on my interface I hate dbm/bw the most
Too cluttered, how can you even see what's going on?
what giant mod penis do I have to send pepe eyes to get a chat color D:
Sure sure sure
where you can just write "+300"
That ui has a lot of buttons on the mdidle of the screen, similar to mine
Not buttons, timers.
Ugh how can you manage to use chat boxes without some sort of solid background
CLEAR... CHAT... https://i.imgur.com/vHmqW.jpg
A big black
Box
Yeah that looks pretty similar to mine, I want to get rid of one of my side bars to clean it up a little bit more. If you have stuff bound to a bar, but the bar is invisible or disabled, will the binds still work?
Is not aesthetic
Healing Wave XIIIIIIIIIII though
@calm grail if it’s invisible yeah if it’s disabled n p
Don't need a big black box when you have a big black cock
No*
🤔
Like I don't see any mounts on your bar Tom, but I assume you have them elsewhere
I have a bar with mounts, gear sets etc on invisible mode
Ok
C L E A N (yeah but that chat window) - https://i.imgur.com/EnYTekb.jpg
my clicker UI is best what you can witness
It’s on the space between my bars and my logs

Considered going back to the vanilla UI with just the essentials like WAs and such.
Question
Try to keep it super clean
What's a clicker
Player frame top left cringe
🤢
I can't use my eyes to see, booohooo
tbh vanilla ui is less clean than elvui
Oh god
with proper settings
Elvui is so clean
Elvui is the nuts
I use suf
rofl
Clean UI 2003 - https://i.imgur.com/bbwIz.jpg
judging players by their playstyle 
I mean
I don't use WA :/
What
What?
..
even took the time to download an addon to make the frame top left look different
What the actual
Uses TMW.
Mother flippity flopping heckerz
in 2018
He uses Power Auras
the more I am here, the more I get triggered by the fact that xaethron flamed me when i first came here
Well if I put on a dot I know the dot is dropping at some point
Jesus Christ
I'll flame you again toph
No wonder you’re 2400
No worries
Lmao
does it matter if i go poison or bleed?
Nope
Do what makes you the most happy.
To be fair everything I put down is tracked on the nameplates. Isn't that similar?
No
k
Weak auras is not just for your abilities
Rip
🎸
Weak auras allow you to do extra mechanics
I can’t use the r word but
☕️
Stupid.
Ridiculous
So it would modify DBM as well?
Think of others word you fucking dunce.
Asinine
Like imagine doing archi M without weak auras
I mean you kinda don't evne need dbm if you have weakauras
I wasn't around when archimonde was relevant 🤷🏾♂️
there is a weak aura that modifies the timers for dbm to make them in a top down timeline
Argus M
You're right, you would be using Big Wigs
Considering I downloaded DBM for tanking 3 weeks ago. I'd say I deserve a pass
Mythic plus without auras = aids
on mythic
You didn’t have dbm?
The agg. casts are so obvious though > ,<
Don't need to track boss abilities if they never kill you 🤷🏾♂️
I’m done
well you can just see the spell
No I didn't. The standard raid shit was enough
but tbh I never even learned the spell name because I just look at the wa
The only WA I use makes a MLG air horn sound whenever deadly poison proccs
yeah i have an amazing m+ weak aura that gives me a 1 sec warning before i die on high keys this week its amazing
ha ha ha
I don’t wanna talk about auras anymore
Lol well ty for the solid explanation
Can you send that weak aura with the air horn lol
Even HoV. I see horn of Valor cast I click feint
Owen Wilson’s wow weak aura every time PB procs
yeah
@shrewd oriole
I dunno. I guess I just kinda memorize the bosses with each fight
and the search syntax gets more extreme the more pbs
at first its normal porn
then it slowly gets more hardcore
@dire spoke ?
look how pro I am on first pull https://clips.twitch.tv/WittyEnergeticCoyotePipeHype
I’m on Mobile sorry

Ofc he is
haha
What a man
@gusty kestrel I soaked both
Always cloak aoe
does the damage still split properly if someone immunes it?
Yes
I don't HATE the BfA bars as much as I thought I would > _>
i know some mechanics it doesnt work like that
I don't install elvui just to have a clean fucking raidframe and need to switch off 99% of the rest
I can't be botrhered yet
i think it was like lei shen where if someone immuned everyone else took more damage maybe some otehrs
Nice
Sorry
Hahaha
I was in a league game while you were making fun of him
couldnt follow
I just opened the tab and still had it open when I tabbed into chrome
but the lane was too good to drop
I was gnar vs udyr
No one does.
I always get filled top
Im going to randomly ping you sometime tonight
not right after...
Ah I’ve gone through the funny ones
Special forces btw don’t wanna talk about it
to be honest the one you posted would be classed as a good app for a lot of guilds, lots seem to be barely able to read write or follow instructions nowadays
That’s true
top3 reason we wiped today https://snag.gy/4FjrJl.jpg
im sorta happy i didn't bother to do mythic prog this tier, aggramar looks boring as shit for a melee dps
Didn’t miss much
wait around for a hundred pulls for everyone else to do their shit right
while paying attention to like 1 thing
you can make it interesting by cloaking aoe into ranged hit
Argus isn’t a great fight either
yeah i was watching a dude do that fight and he kept getting that debuff and could barely dps
that not fun
dunno if it was just bad positioning but it looked shit
Probably bad positioning
Most of the time you don’t lose uptime cuz of rage
In fact last phase you gain uptime with rage
I saw future stacking their cones ontop of each other from outside to middle
looked interesting tho
ah kk
It’s aight
we do it like that as well
It’s not blackhand you know
well my guild does it, I don't
last cool boss I remember is staraugur 
Raiding this expansion has been meh
I loved shstepping my match
well it was 100% not planned by blizzard that you bait the add and kill it within first cast
Yeah it was
idk how they imagined this should look like
lol
naaahh
what
how would it work if that was not planned
it would be fun to see how devs would play it
Well internal would have played and QA'd it, not much the devs themselves have to physically test.
Man
There's like 5 devs on that team, tops.
I gotta go sleep but I napped from 7 to 11
I thought they had a reasonably competent raid test team nowadays
but if there only 5 people or something
I think they do
they have, it's called method 
5 devs, others are dedicated testers.
LUL
~5
I will say that considering how things went in Tomb there's no chance that they are as good as Method.
Maybe I could watch the oscars
and are very much there just to test things, not much feedback.
i know they hired some dudes who used to raid in blood legion and i think some dude from premonition but they might not even be there anymore
Skullflowers works are blizzard
I'd work as raidtester
Designs and tests raids afaik
where do I apply
I’d work as a raid tester
only part-time though
“Wtf is this shit blizzard”
“Why did you make eonar”
“Wtf is vari•
“Why is coven so easy”
yeah eonar is not fun at all
“Get your shit together”
and i ahve done it on mythic too not fun there either
I think eonar is fine.
i like most of the other fights
Yeah mate eonar is great
M-Eonar is 👌 , it's fine.
Idk. I found this raid to be pretty decent.
whats decent about it?
Have you completed it on mythic?
No soaks 11/10.
its like hell fire assault but even shitter
"no soaks"
@signal ice has strange opinions
what was the last good raid?
Hfc
wat
I mean had a 1% wipe on Argus.... So... No. Not full clear in mythic.
hfc has the same shit argus does
Hfc is great
Has some easy first bosses, interesting intermediate bosses, hard end bosses
I said decent raid.
velhari was boring af as well
archimonde was fun though
During progress it was a super hard fight
much fun
But just as an overall balance for all raid group difficulty levels.
i didnt find velhari broing just frustrating when people would just sttand there in raid with debuff and kill us
THE EREDAR ARE NO STRANGERS TO WAR
it was tight as fuck
@jovial kite how high do you value t20 2pc
I loved the visuals
I loved the flame dance
It gives the chance for different skill level groups to progress through gearing.
It's not tos. You can actually out gear most of this tier to clear it.
The demon dude was cool, with the colors
xulhorac?
The tier has one boss like
I loved that boss as warrior
Antorus has one hard fight
tom confirmed high on hfc
you could optimize so much
my guild was never good at xhul we just brute forced it playing like shit most weeks
@quick ice no you.
Legit Antorus has one fight every other fight is a loot pinata
we had a paladin tank who used to always pull agro on the other boss with his fuckin dumb class trinket
I was in a world 700 on early progress fights
boom
The difficulty ramp up is done so poorly on Antorus
so we were just as shit
Paladin tank did r1 damage on xhul lmao
yeah i know
But yeah, hfc, great tier. Cool introduction bosses, decent intermediate bosses
Oh don't get me wrong. I thought there should have been more difficult bosses later in the raid. Vari and coven was a joke.
Hard final bosses
Gorefiend, super dope
The only boss I liked this tier was p much garothi
Best 1st boss this expansion by far
stop talking about hfc ): gonna miss rylix again now
Dogs is aight
But I don't see any "terrible" bosses.
Remember mistress?? Where you get punished for over gearing?? Kek.
P good second boss
dogs are a good second boss as well
You mean kingsroth ?
Dogs could probably have been later even.
fuck mistress
5 seconds afk
With some tuning.
Fun
if you compare it to hfc second boss I'd prefer dogs tbh
Tos was an even worse tier than Antorus
What the title said. rngesus smiled upon me and gave me his blessing to do big dig deeps, but just as he giveth he also taketh. Sort of, the group just faile...
But tos was the worst tier since wrath imo
So that doesn’t mean Antorus was good ahha
i liked black rock foundry a lot
I don’t like elisande
and yeah nh was pretty graet
Augur was Blizzard abusing people.
ellisande just annoying coz some people couldnt dodge rings or get to assigned soaks
If you couldn't cheese Tich. that would have been betteer.
Augur was a pain.. Back when I was in a guild that was retarded at matching colours..
^
Augur was the best fight of the expansion imo
I thought augur was good. But with a retarded group. Not so fun...
Guldan and augur were the only good fights of the expansion
In my opinion
EN Dragons were neat.
augur with some tunings could have been ez finalboss
Kj was the best kappa
Not great or difficult, but neat.
I think a year from now
I heard xavius was challenging and a good endboss
KJ for the wrong reasons.
I found my kj kill to be very memorable
or the right reasons.
More traumatic. But still memorable.
For how trash the fight was
avatar will be notable as well
Ptsd is memorable yeah
slack isnt on, anyone else playing bleed at a high level?
I'm glad my guild was shit at avatar so we never did KJ 
Meh
I think ALL of ToV was a fucking wake up call to a lot of raiders.
I hope they pick up raid quality next expac
At the high-end whatever, but people were angry that a middle raid was so difficult.
ToV release was very entertaining.
Oh the ap farm grind....
I wasn't online and missed it
Top End: Hey make us do more.
Blizzard: Okay.
Top End: YEAH BUT NOT THAT JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUZ
Ninja has 116k subs wtf
More impressed by Moon^2's 20k honestly.
That's not 500k a month considering sub tiers.
More like 250 k a month.
Could take an average I suppose.
Nah
Then tax..
Then taxes need to hyper-rape you for being contracted.
High view streamers get more than 50%
Yeah but not 100%
~60% last I saw.
Even still
I think it was closer to 60%
100k+ a month
sodapoppin gets like 3,5 or smth
playing vida games?
Being an entertainer, primarily.
3.5 is like 70%
Yeah still. 100k per month eeaassyyy
donate on my channel, need food
Plus any donation.

Having sponsors with 100k subs is greedy as fuuuuuuuuuuck.
Let's just accept that it's more than any of us can get.
nobody? 
I don't give a shit if a buncha kids like someone.
I'd donate but I'm a poor student still
maybe sometime in the future
LUL
I STUDY FOR THA MONEY
How are taxes in the us for this kind of income
60%
You think any of us make that much
He needs to be double taxed as income + employer.
My mom has like 50% taxes with a 150k monthly income so I assume it similar
Ah fair
So 60%
Nutty
probably some guy here is an arab prince
Depending on his tax bracket it's higher.
Guy ends up making like
Depending on the donations it could be more there.
150k per month? Is your mummy willing to sponsor me,?
TAX IT
Yeah wtf
like winning at casino's
Well, 150k from subs alone
Fair good point I’m dumb
Nah shadow she already sponsors me
Probably less from taxes being weird, probably more due to subs not all being the same amount.
And my sneaker addiction
Yeah donation of this kind is considered income.
If you donate to a charity, then it's tax free.
Better save what he can before he's replaced.
Buutt pretty sure a streamer isn't a charity.....
Maybe spin it as a charity for autism
🤔
Autism Research
I mean
A lot of streamers have been going for a long time
Not many
Can get affiliate with some time.


