#assassination
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I'd actually use a funny gif, but I don't have nitro

While we're all off topic anyway and I can't single-handedly steer us into general
i am become me
Did LFR on my priest and after 5 wipes on KJ I had to give up....not lack of mechanics mind you, it was dps
there we go
nop
No
No. Because my family ain't weird.
Nope
my mom (retired) plays and I regret ever showing her the game
lol
What does she play?
my ex girlfriends dad plays wow
does she love her lvl 45 priest?
idk if it'd actually be cool if I showed my mum wow
get text messages "can you run me through X dungeon"
you don't need that quest for flying
"I know but loot"
My wife is thinking of playing since I showed her pet battles.
havign a wife that plays wow could be cool
just offer her pets for her bday
easy gift
I told you to focus on getting flying first then I'll gear you
"okay" she proceeds to do world quests instead of loremaster achieves, WITHOUT flying
having a wife could be cool
My bf calls my video games stupid, I call his face stupid....seemed like a solid argument
She plays affliction warlock
my dad got hooked on farmville a few years back. he would run 3 laptops at once so he could gift himself currency. He would pull them out on holiday, "its been fun, but it is time to harvest"
LOL
Fotm mom
ask her if she wants to join you for mdi
So she likes face rolling
mine plays dk
blueberry tank.
implying I'm good enough for mdi
very much so. that asshole cheats at candy land
@spare cloud you flatter me sir
cmon jose
he is not allowed to be the banker in monopoly
I mean you only need 5 23's to get on tournament realm
Casual jose

i think
you can probably do that with a random group
walks up to a mob
targets it with the mouse
takes hand of mouse
puts both hands on keyboard
and presses all the button from 1-0 in altering order
like she is playing piano
🤦
I was ditched because I play rogue
😦
FeelsBadMan
@shrewd oriole we are doing 16 arcway tonight. it we beat timer, ill be surprised.
she is actually dk
but yeah
@lone junco I'd join u if I was NA, rip
my mom does alright playing, but she's not fast about anything she does
so she's terrified to join dungeons
being alliance 
I dont think we will have any scrubs.
alliance ✅ german guild ☑
should be ok for a +1
easy Gquit
and tyra beats you. like a lot.
oh also
If she's not fast she should just play sin rogue
Yeah he always beats me up after raid
I took her around when flying wasnt ingame in my chopper
she was like:
"good god if you ever drive like that on the streets..."
the other thing about my mom
her bags are always full
on all toons
and all banks
like
she is the worst in-game horder
I've ever seen
nah it's all useless crap
you never know!
It's easy to fill
walks up to a mob targets it with the mouse takes hand of mouse puts both hands on keyboard and presses all the button from 1-0 in altering order like she is playing piano
@viscid helm whycant I pm u
lol
Maybe that one grey item gets removed sometime and will be worth like 5k
I'm like you've been playing this for 7 years how have you not learned
are u seriously asking that
lfr was made for you
except you're afraid of lfr
becuase you'll get bullied
(and you will)
idfk how discord works
turn off chat lol
you just need to be friends.
...bad timing
noted.
Last time I said some stupid stuff I didn't know about discord I was bullied for 3 days
unfair
sounds about right
was it about noses?
its a good one
do you cook breakfast or nah
lol
if you are good in bed I'll reward you with good breakfast
not sure if exchange of services
@shrewd oriole
Noobe will pick his pocket ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lemme check it flowi
Eat it with some fava beans?
I wonder how many people in the world think kidney beans are made of kidneys
You can have my gallbladder
I'd give you my heart but it is already taken
it's honestly like we try to have the worst system possible
@viscid helm this is the SST build right
mhm
FBI is at your doorstep noobe
Has anyone seen Pøl today?
gets 1600 dollar laptop just to play in uni
@viscid helm it doesnt seem very good tbh
wears his designer shirts that waiters spill stuff on too
Hello
I'm a spoiled brat
doesnt even wash them, just replaces them
i would just come out and say
it's different
im gay.
👏
wth
ohh my god yes
are you afraid to tell your parents or why are you telling us?
i want your big muscled moisty D inside of me
Oh lord
hammer time
Send pictures please
plis

Naya do indeed
Interesting.
send pics
🍆
Go on.
do it Naya

yu scared?
waits for Don to lay out hammers
Oh hey fellas is feint enough for mythic garothis AoE? I haven’t tried it I have always assumed it would kill me.
yes
no
You can tank one with cheat death
no no no no no
I'm actually trying to get work done so I can leave early
feint + vial and you are gucci
behave 
But feint + vial is so much energy
As sin, you can just run out 5 steps and feint and not drop or cap?
You can also just do nothing and procc cheat death
max melee is pretty far to begin with. its not like we are outlaw and need uptime.
sure i guess.
Well based off something Pøl said yesterday I found out what I’ve been doing wrong so now I need to parse.
one of the slams you tank with CD
the other one you ask for a bop
???
cmon are you even trying..
I’ve gotten bop
parsing on garothi 2k18
did pol tell you to procc pb more?
Told me to slow the duck down.
Garothi is my only half decent log
you see this
🦆
feelsbadman
what is that average evenom dmg
look at those JUICY bombs
isnt 2m env low?
Hey all, trying to up my numbers on mythic eonar because they are just abysmal. Should I be FoK spamming like regular aoe rotation or should I just focus on big adds. Finding that my numbers just blow on mythic fights like AHC and Eonar where there’s a ton of mobs.
dunno
Just focus big adds on eonar
I mean
without cheese you're not gonna do any dmg
I have low crit
PB 107m
Lel
Thanks @spare cloud Should I also explore running different leggos for aoe fights, like shoulders, kjbw? I have been running boots/wrists
I mean you should use shoulders anyways
Anyone got a link to racial sims?
on argus when I was 100% crit. it was still in the 30s.

maybe you just got unlucky?
I had 100% mut and >90 on everything else. bomb still 30s
That’s my best log. On mythic.
thats what I mean. unluck
what the fuck
anyway. makes shoulders >
6 kb casts on 4:30
that rupture is artificially low avg cause I fished.
also average dmg pretty low
956 ilvl tho
wait were posting hc logs now
pb more
Is that mine
'PBtw' is fucking great @shrewd oriole
wasn't just an agi stat stick tbh
Thanks
I’m in the toilet it’s where I come up with the best inventions
I mean I’ll stop mention it when it stops being true tisumi
Kappa
why is everyones average evenom so low
Super hunk btw
@spare cloud mines low because I literally play exang.
yeah ofc
@gusty kestrel you should make it a drinking game everytime he says he has a orange log. Rip liver
Appreciate the compliment @gusty kestrel
still aiming for a 30M rupture
❤
Maybe with mythic gear noobe
@spare cloud nah. we stop at heroic argus. im somewhere between 957 and 963.
@shrewd oriole do some EP TB or Ep alac first. ezpz
I'm still pissed about that immonar kill yesterday
would've actually been good with poison bomb proccs
yeah, ill stick with bota rng over bombs
at least mine can be fished with 1cp
(usually 5)
How impactful is BOTA
yo
so
this weekend I'm getting my (long) hair cut for the first time since we hiked the AT
@shrewd oriole that log I posted is almost 200k over my sim. I 5cp rupture vendetta mut mut vanish rupture exang. gives a solid bota window at 66% chance
but i was curious, so I shaved my beard off
Go bald
I still get pbs
🤷
that log was 100% bota uptime at exang
Nutty
good luck.
@spare cloud less meme-y danzig
I had AMR build me an exang fish rotation, was a small loss, but i think the robot was doing dumb stuff
Wowowowowow
anyway. its fun
Don’t be toxic against AMR
were 3-4 as well
I’m one 😦
he couldnt get it to cap the bota search at like 1 or 2. so it was either a fixed 1, or forever.
the forever fish was hilarious
because it burns through vendetta and then starts over, and never actually exangs.
I tried to get notter to apply bht he said he’d only apply for BFA
So we’re just one rogue 😦
if you exang like slackjack, you go strict with the script, and still do well.
I just like to dance around the bracer vanish
Oh nice
Anyone wants to carry me in diablo
Diablo in 2@18
I'd play POE but I'm too lazy to get into it
I heard
that WD is worse than ever
idk if that's valid
but if it is
0 reason for me to play
I'm downloading it now
what is wd
ye.
This is a poe discord now
Channel rename?
finally got a third leggo on my rogue alt. now i have kjbw, insignia, AND cindaria's 👌
that was a sarcastic emoji please end my life immediately
@halcyon pumice insig has good crit. should be ok for now.
I can't either
maybe start a therapy group

@keen inlet I just had a good lol
Did a bunch of work.
Decided to move work from folder A to folder B.
Cut files
Path to new folder, but delete folder A before Paste
Paste in B
🤔
Files not found.
Oh man. fuck this day.
@lone junco I feel ya. Imaging 11 lab pcs but the issue is there's still 7 things to do to each after imaging because of product keys etc
such a labor-itnensive process. Then gotta pack up and ship
oh btw need to go out today
because reasons
when they said we had two weeks
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Can you still play totem stuff in poe?
I liked that the best back in my days
Whole screen full of lightning spammed by totems
would prob fry my new card
Buffed
Were*
Wtf I'm installing again
I did freezing pulse
then frosty blades.
i just need a cheap build where I can play with the trash oranges my guild drops in the shared bank.
Freezing pulse self cast... Ptsd 
Idk maybe the one I linked you yesterday
What did I link?
Check out Mathilda and tarkecat they released some starter builds
Not on pc
Sounds good
What is it
Some cleave jugg
Ah
If I linked the right one
On phone
Fair
Oh wait are you not starting today?

I mean, no one expressed a preference
Between me you and flowi
So idk
I like that ahaha
I dont need reasons to have a heart attack.
I see the point
But it makes the game better. Getting used to rerolling and losing stuff etc
I like hardcore
I like the economy a lot more
I mean I prefer HC but I know majority pref sc so I usually play sc to play with friends
We can go HC tho
I’ll go jugg LUL
Both is fine I guess
Is that how your mobo died Noobe?
i did break my desk back in bc pvp
Ahaha
was rated arena. I got stunned in from a shadow blackout. Literally died full to dead in 2 sec
I broke a headset oncen

Died to a big misplay in d2
Still, I don't think you play poe to "collect" stuff. With leagues and all it seems temporary anyway and hc caters to that imo
Ye
Makes the game even deeper in a sense
I think spin to win barb was the only thing strong enough.
morning cuties
It’s 4:20 mate
Dat ass

Smoke kush
I'm high like 80% of the time im on here tom
i always wanted to play poe for high maps. with no desire to reroll. just get stronger.
to be fair
It's 11:20, lies!
8:20 here my man, west coast best coast
I broke a few keyboards throwing them but no monitors or computer
Mfw my keebs are worth more than my monitor
I haven't played the game before so I'm just gonna go run the normal game first
But idk what meta is nowadays mind you
so no need to build an endgame character
Fair enough
I'll have to check out beginner guides as well again
Game has changed a lot
No
@spare cloud there are always some super easy chain lightning bow builds. you stand back and just slaughter packs. pretty safe
Yeah
bow builds are awful for starting
yes
then be a witch
I'm thinking either fire or lightning
can't decide though
not sure if I should focus on one element though
elementalist is really weak right now, occultist has a really good ascendancy but it's mostly for late game
are there enemies that just block out one type of element?
necro is probably your best bet
go on..
I mean I don't care about lategame the character probably wont last that long anyways
tbh
and then you can complain about respec cost and currency market. like me
fair enough
It's been ages since I played. I remember Fan of knives like totems. Was the only spell that was physical back then, had ridiculous scaling and felt absolutely op
agree, i'd play vaginal cream + death lies if we had a ring for it
new meta
look for valuable shit
that has multiple uses
like light of divinity, elementalist
the flat stats aren't what you really want, later in the game you might need to get more dex or strength to use certain pieces of gear
they're just what you get towards certain nodes
yeah
but like https://gyazo.com/c79e35354e38901f4fa1de08861a97a0 for example here
if I want to reach the occult perk thingy
to get there do I go for int or for the spell dmg
oh for that
you go for what you need
the int is a shortcut if you don't really need cast speed or spell damage
like a summoner
save some points
flameblast i would probably go cast speed
most other spells spell damage
The POE discord
Pretty straightforward tbh
yea, just make sure you plan it out so you minimize using reroll points
download path of building, very useful
how am I able to go with just a random build for fun
Just want to know in advance do I can reset when I got used to the game
Just start what you want right now. You'll see if you like it
And rerolling is half the fun in those games
To me at least
Finding stuff to make your next toon op etc
And if at some point you see that your build is totally fucked, just start over imo
Unless you think it's salvageable so you can reach farm
probably gonna happen sooner than later lul
When you are absolutely new probably yes
Unless you do research and follow a noob guide
@spare cloud you get like 12-20 respec points. Dont expect to substantially rebuild the same guy later.
At some point you just use those points for smoother leveling and adjust your build later etc
find a sample witch build. and they have builds for the first 20lvls then 40 80 120 ish
will be more successful than guessing for your first.
Truth
I always do that though. Research for hours before I play
Some prefer figuring it out themselves
once you are familiar maybe.
getting one shot over and over cause your defense sucks stops being fun.
Very true
I can't decide :w:
its patch 3.1.4 right, so if I look for 3.1 builds the should be viable?
its 3.2
but if you find a 3.1 build
just link it
can go over it
prob still should be viable, some things might change
https://gyazo.com/abd8422011e0ee2940f0890548350a6a am I missing a patch thefuck
i dont know how it works with steam
but with standalone client
theres a link to the patch
Oh patch is at 6 pm ah
if you wanna download it before
Any benefit to standalone?
nahh not really
Kinda hard to find a build when I don't understand half of the stuff they say the build does
LUL
i guess the only benefit is, is steam fucks up something
I jumped over here just to see what the sin chat looks like, was not expecting poe stuff
Can you take the PoE discussion elsewhere?
Yeah it's complex at first toph
why?
Because this is a rogue discord and the assasination channel
soooo
Lmao
go ahead and talk about assassin then
should i jump the poe bandwagon
Salty
i know its gonna last only for a month tops
Yeah slag

It’s dope
Got any assassin question?
It lasts for a month every 4 months
I mean just decide if u wanna melee or be a caster 1st i guess
That’s p good value
never played assassin. I need to learn the poison life
I mean a month is longer than i played any diablo season
Flowi
Worth it yes @jovial kite
far longer
Let’s go hardcore baby
really?
For you especially since all your friends here are playing
No one is able to decide
if I was playing Juff or totem shit I'd play HC
im gonna fucking rip with this build
but not when playing a squishy ST/BF sin
Aren’t you totem dp flowi
dp totems or SR?
i can get 6M shaper DPS with decent gear
Nkce
What's dp again 
dark pact
dark pact
Never heard of it is that newish
I played ele buzzsaw raider one league
its one of the newer ones
came out with oriath?
I'll stop asking questions now I'll do my research later. Sorry
people I'm playing with are playing inquis/trickster EK and GC mines
so at the very least bosses are going to explode
Is that fok-esque spell still a thing. Physical dmg spell
too much shit to find out
ek
i wont do it
apart from the fact that PP gonna cost like 5ex
ethereal knives
Yes that's the one
ill start casually playing and then go yolo next season
sure
EK trickster or EK inquisitor are still things
@jovial kite yeah. learning curve on games is one reason i just dont bother with many.
no time.
people tend to convert to lightning with EK
I played ED Contagion occutist last league
dude idk
just make a #games channel down in misc.

for other shit.
i kinda prefer HC but this build is rippy and everyone else plays SC
if I play with friends that know what they are doign I'd play HC
I'll go all out hc this time fk it
but my build is rippy as fuck
my friends move too fast for me to play HC. youll get separated from the pack and :rip:
can't do stupid shit like I could with ED Contagion. Had 4.7k life and 3k ES
Yeah it depends. If you have to play a boring guild hc sucks
Depends on the current balance I guess idk
Fair point also izz
my fave build to date was my incinerate life leach. just flat footed spamming a boss in the face.
had a cool claw that fed life and manas
I tried to get my friend to play poe and start in HC. We eventually did play on SC but he wouldn't have made it through act 1
rip website down as well

I wont ever find a build

I forgot my flash drive with pob on it 😦 can't get my build mapped while working
@spare cloud
This is my first recorded run. Essence Drain + Contagion Trickster build by Ghazzy: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1625254/page/1 Please give ...
Need dat poe stream
here is prob
See flowi rip live
one of the easiest/best starter build
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpAPEjZWtkw am looking at that right now
weak is a pleb
I bought the mtx for ED contagion
doesnt play PoE
Idd
nope
Keep forgetting not to maximize videos in discord
<.<
that dual strike berserker shit looks amazing
yeah. discord video crash is super annoying
what the hell
👀
i saw giggle readying his spoons
👀
naya did you see my clip
Naya poe let's go
I think i did
how bout
no
if i start poe now
not gonna leave my house
for next 3 month


preloading 
Found this screenshot and remembered 
I love you guys so much
So... Assassination huh
Good talk

we should group tinder sometime again
Assassination: 
Outlaw: 
Subtlety: 
Boots and Shoulders or Helm and Shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes
you see this yellow name?
Sim yoself
head and shoulders 
thanks for noticing me Zempai
I'm bald so that pun hurts 
fuck my life
Actually I like not having hair
@alpine bison that can be arranged.

i tried sin last night and good lord it feels slow, even with vigor.
afk showwerrinngg
Tmi
anyone know if exel light on 2nd boss of HOV is considered aoe?
yes
From what I've seen yeah
But it's so early

Aww 
Shuriken combo gonna go away btw?
5% instead of 10
Cut in half

furry on cd
sin channel is a very scary place for an outlaw rogue
There's 2 charges I imagine you'd sit on a charge like dance for sub
If it's needed like that
Unless ur bad
unimatrix 
The charges are alright if it hurts
The world is a scary place for an outlaw rogue
Like a lot
Tom was your date the rank 1 rogue?

whats the cd on it?
2 charges, 25 sec cd, 10 sec duration
Not that the current bf is op. Or you know good
uuh okay
If you look over the years it’s received so many changes
who knows what they are doing/thinking Im just gonna have the people here to do the hard work
True
This expac it was underpowered but last expac it was bat shit broken
Mostly because combat was an actual spec whilst outlaw is bht a shell of its former glory
But*
And also multistrike instant poison
ICC combat was fun
It would have been nice if outlaw would have been the aoe monster spec
And not just a meme
that armor pen
Lol
hey atleast it was good in beginning of Legion
It was good in numbers but not good to play
Early legion is when it was worst to play
No loaded dice no tiers to help it
It was good until it was nerfed for the 4th time just before EN when blizz said they wouldn't do that
bad times
I remember at the beginning of this tier everyone was like outlaw is best spec have you seen how golganeth scales with outlaw?
Well it does
Imo at least
I know.
I’m a very critical person in general so
I've been sin since nighthold
If sin hadn’t been buffed I’d be outlaw probs
Sin in tos
I’d say neck yourself but that’s against the tos
So just imagine I said it
Sim got buffed because we are yards that broke it.
😃

tbf, outlaw does scale with golg pretty well
outlaw doesn't stand on its own, but golg pushes it up well
Like who was sitting around going I could mutilate but if I spam FoK is better.
it was some asian player
probably compared numbers in logs when they hit fok and saw some fucky shit going on
so Flowi found it
It makes me giggle when I think about it.
Flowi is an Asian grill yeah
We established that
Hot one even
But I still wonder how he noticed it
bet its some asian so masturbates to his logs, and hits dummies 24/7 for new bugs

I dont know what you refer to
Did it yourself
I screencapped it
Lies
dont worry
👀
We all know I'm the innocent one here 👼
what was that?
Thought it was Ion at first

what is going on

Whats that black thing under his sunglasses?
mic
Is that what they call it now
The mut buffs were above and beyond the pk. And they turned out great.
Yeah mut turned out alright
raid on a friday

fuck me
I end up pugging my raids on weekends, easier than earlier in the week. Less expectations
What's ur poe build
It's not a real raid anyway. Just my fail Bob friends from ages ago keyboard turning and clicking skills
No offense zempai 
Going SRS probably
an oldie but a goodie
probably my favorite build of all time anyway
Once you kill argus is there even a reason to play 🤔
once you do a +15 a week it there a reason to play? 🤔
Depends. Is there a reason to kill Argus in the first place?
is there any reason to play WoW?
is there any reason to be alive

@shrewd oriole what the fuck do i play in path
i thought i wont be able to play so cba reading patch notes even but my team doesnt play today monkaS
Play thiccjugg
occultist looks broken af
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