#assassination
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and I answer to smth that was written like 5 minutes before
exactly
then the messages load
and you feel like an idiot
the first menu is large and while you try to click stuff it shrinks
most likely
I'm on mobile rn and IT sucks so hard with ze German gramm
not worth for me
iPhone X is probably the worst iPhone I’ve had
and I needed a new phone
well I play alot of chess listen to music while working and shit like that
and I read stuff
so its worth it for me
iPhone whew cba with that
It’s really shit tbh
haven't had an iphone since like 2010
I’d be better off with an 8
tom is such a spoiled brat
android just works better for me
True

tbh the pixel is the best phone i've had ever
I'm a Dev, I luckily need Android 🙏
I’ve come to terms with it tho
Mfw
yeah its like 900 euros i think?
but I would like one for sure
Uber star offer of this month is a football game with your dad
I bought it at the right time so only payed 2/3 of the actual price
lol
I have never met my dad either, he died when I was 11months old
(way to kill the mood huh)

LUL
😂
Lul
my mom died as well, not too long ago. THAT really sucks man
Really don’t care at this point tho
cherish your moms guys
My mom dates a great German dude
same lol
And proud of it
moms are the best
Agreed
Lmao
why though
I'll allow it zempai
🤷 
why is that the first thing that comes to your mind

no I just need a girl, guess why Tinder was open 👺
sex is overrated
I never used an app to find a girl
I disagree
well, whatsapp 🤔
🤷
xD
oh god

Tom taking the virginity of everyone in rogue discord who's willing
best sex you've ever had

dont go there

Sex with Tom = He showing off his parses better than yours
No no
Sex with tom = a full pleasurable experience of giving and receiving
Just like you and me zempai
I give you a heroic run and in return you give me something to laugh at
Your parses
so that assassination thing we were talking about huh
Kappa
whew
blocked and reported
❤
Asking about stat weights 

send them to icy veins?
Nah I was trolled by xaethron when i started playing rogue again
“Should I use my 970 eoc?” Nah mate you want nightmare egg shell
mmoc forums
LUL
not even trolled I think he just started calling me retard and shit
One of my ex girlfriends thinks I’m a psychopath
So you may be onto something
I think it was on the topic of vendetta before opener or after rupture
Tbh tho I read a book called the wisdom of psychopaths
And apparently most ceos and high stress jobs tend to be psychopaths
Because they work well under pressure

what if you fall under the high stress job catigory
Read a book by some Harvard law professor called electile dysfunction
Super amazing read
erectile dysfunction?
I only read discord
Electile
It's an Allrounder
I only read non fiction tbh
lol
Used to read a lot more fiction but nowadays it’s mostly non fiction
you are better than that
Sry
nothing wrong with novels btw
Not at all
No like
Portugal has some of the best authors of all time when it comes to historical romances
song of ice and fire 
So I can’t really complain
i don't even know what the genre is called
I read Tinder profiles rn
Nothing beats a good Shakespeare tho

to swipe left or not to swipe left 
hellooo
I never used tinder
same
which direction is decline and which is good
likey
Legt is nope
well actually doesn't feel bad
left
Exactly
lol
also it's summer in south america and shit, so if they travel there
It's like Look I traveled once heres all my pics
Show grills 😠
I nope the most rn second
Oh k
oh I just remembered I wanted to ask you.. what is 🎷 / 🎸 supposed to mean
when iwin/flowi etc use it
I never understand it
oooooh
duh
yeah yeah
so i've killed over 13 mythic antorus bosses
idk about saxophone though
but my emissary of war cache still says heroic
did you kill the recent ones after you got the quest?
Its Not mythic Same ID
so
^
i picked up the ques at the beginning of the week, then i dropped it
killed the mythic bosses
yeah no
Once you finish the orderhall mission the quest is set
huh?!
wait what
Emissary of War
are you talking 5 mythic dungeons weekly?
0/4 mythic dungeons completed
that's always heroic
that one is always heroic
4 even
yeah
aw shit
I still need to do it
question answered thanks hah
same
plenty of time
Tinder at night man, I Always hope it doesn't match because 4am is Linda wtf
Whats the reward on that?
Lol
since it has been talked about like 5lines above your question
but okaaaay
zempai
what does that even mean
@primal tangle it's any heroic item from antorus
I need a translator for you young folks
except for set pieces and pantheon trinkets
I don't know what Linda is supposed to mean.
do you guys do anything special with rage for mythic argus P2? our tank complained about rage being on different sides ( 1 melee left and 1 right) because he couldnt dodge scythe
😦
how is it on horde with m+ groups?
if I had nitro I'd only ever use pepe emotes
yeah they are great
that reminds me.. zempai post that animated monkagun again pls
I need to... "look"... at it again
rekt
too judgy ---> masturbating
lol
🤷
I swear 90% of Profile Info is "no ONS, no dickpicks pls"
they are more attractive than 90% of guys with noses
it's disturbing and you know it 

what the
lol
???

We're tindering
always vigilant
I always wonder what new people think when they come here
When I joined it wasnt that weird
yeah I think of that as well lately
ahahah
maybe we really should try to bring this to general instead
so
that doesn't compute yet
we could just meme/troll/tinder in general 🤷
for some reason it's always in here
used to be in sub when that was fotm
w/e I'm going back to my documentary
I think he hates me
i think so too
because I always ask him noob questions
but he hates everyone
kinda like flowi
what kind of noob questions
pretty sure he likes mentoring you tbh
Like when i started with rogue
as if she had ever eaten an actual burger 
weird name though
When I started with rogue I asked stuff like when kingsbane ticks
and shit like that
At least she not vegan
because of tb usage and timings from sot
well its stuff you can just test or google
true
It's like the guys who come here and ask what stats to go for
the information is right there and they still choose to ask
well, kind of yes
I guess some just don't understand simming etc
so to us it's blatantly obvious
but not to them you know
btw kingsbane ticks every 2 seconds
Oh we got a question?
good to know
and it starts ticking at 12 seocs
so you actually dont need sot at 4,9 seconds
just before 4 seconds
I just click it and do my thing and that's it
and after 6 seconds
no clue why I'd need to see stacks etc etc
well, that is if you were to solely use it for the kb dmg
but I also don't understand why I need dps meter infight. I never display mine. Unless I'm actually in a fight where I have to think about ignoring mechanics or not etc
I'm always playing max dps anyway, so why is it relevant to see where I'm at? 🤔
will only make me feel good/bad and get sloppy/desperate
hmm
when I see i have enough energy for 3 I use them at
like
8 seconds 4 seconds 1 second
or smth like that
for max sot uptime
at least thats how I do it, could be wrong though
yeah Sometimes I really try working around rup and everything and my dmg ends up more terrible
I don't do that in as calculated a fashion as that sounds tbh
lol
I just "know" how to do it 🤷
the thing with how sim does it is
when you mess up you sometimes get a bigger loss
Like for example, sometimes I misstime energy and only get 2 evenoms into tb
and then the last one is really awkward and i have no energy for rupture needed afterwards
and shit like that
Ye
Then you wait for 100 Energy 5s Like an idiot
yeah
😂
sub was way tougher in that regard imho
at least that's how I recall it
mistakes were punished harshly
in sin it doesn't even matter
But I think my evenom distribution looks pretty well
tbh I found sub much easier cus you "only" had to time NB
I mess up other stuff
really?! 
I think sub is easier than assa as well
Shit Just aligns 🤷
idk, those 4 gcds are so vital though
you just look at symbols cd and you basically know what to do
one weird movement or something and rip burst window
like it doesn't even matter if you lose nb uptime while not in symbols
it can even be a gain
@spare cloud hey
I just switched from holy priest to rogue tbf though. and started off weith sub which felt really overwhelming
when I play it now in m+ I always feel like I fucked it all up and the log tells a different story after
I don't know timings for m+ at all
that is my problem as well
always stand at a boss and have everything on cooldown like an idiot
so I sometimes run around awkwardly with 2 shadow dance stacks
at the mob before boss
ye
because I wont get the second stack if I use it
@spare cloud folow up qestion to what i asked earlier, so i actually do have a tos cache, to kill KJ, and i get a heroic cache. could i abandon the quest, finish up my last few mythic bosses, then get the mythic acahce?
Is it even better to do that?
I was under the impression a net gain is better than waiting
You dont get the mythic cache
Like I said the quest should be determined when you finish the order hall mission
Well overall dps it might be an increase
but if you are on tyranical bosses in a +23 or 24
you kinda want the extra dmg on boss
I think Zempai swiped right and is busy getting a gf atm
lol I mean
could swipe right on hotties buz they usually just collect Stars 😂
I just want a cutie that holds me when I complain about my guild 😭
Like Mom does
AMIRITE
😐
I just want someone who understands being knocked back by Marked Prey and shadowstepping with necrotic
Can you dfa marked pray btw?
same
Yeah you knockbackairjumpninjaattack
I did that on maiden once
haHAA
then we swapped to the backstab thingy and marked for death
because blobs in the air
M agg prog is cancer
I love the rng
I haven't progressed any boss
FeelsGoodMan
comes with the disadvantage of not knowing the timings though
🤔

Your interface 👺
cool right
Why do you have 4 bars bot they are only half filled and always on the left
because I don't use keybinds 🤔

ty
yeah w/e youre used to
I just couldn't play without the symmetry
dunno
I have a set places for everything in my mind and when its not like that I'm annoyed and triggered until its fixed
they are nice
How do you do stuff while running around
do you purely walk with wasd?
or do you use mouse to walk as well
and r for kick
Ye
Still doing better than most of my guildies 🤷
Oh whenI swapped from my naga it was a nightmare
but I find other mouses better for clicking around
like fast clicks for target swaps and stuff
I didn't close your clip and listened to the music for like 10 minutes now
wtf
I had it on Loop one hour straight and Actually enjoyed it ... Was meant to go insane for stupid reprogress
lol
Well you kinda blend it out after like 10 minutes
I'm watching a video about cutting parmigiano by hand
What keybind is shadowstep for you all
shift q
F
Mine is mouse button 1
wait wait wait
F for FUCK get outta here
How to cut a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano by hand down to small wedges and properly wrap them.
It's a weird mix of click/keybinds ... when I'm Standing still I Button Smash + click on mut n stuff

clicking mutilate
nah both tho
I mean I regularly see people clicking things like pot and runes
but not main abilities
yeah I was just gonna say
I click stuff that doesn't matter much
well, if it works out for you, why not
I mean GCD is super Long, how slow do you move the mouse 
I hammer 20buttons per second tbh
for example in mythic +
20 presses per second I mean
how do you do it in m+?
plus clicking things occupies your attention, doesn't it
I'm sure that real keybinds are maybe 5% better Output than mne
shouldn't look at your bars
well if youre doing it you know where they are by muscle memory
I'm looking at my WA most of the time
I would cuck myself constantly
movement sucks tho, doesn't it
when the position of your cursor matters, that's gotta be problematic
quick question. just got mantle (lol). So do I hold off on using KB to line up with my Vendetta or nah?
can't look around while moving and still use abilities 🤔
@bitter cargo 📌
I bind my entire rotation to a macro
I mean as sub thats valid 🤔
Why play? Logs do it for me Kappa
need one for aoe and one for st
🤷 I move and turn with the wasd + q e
dude I would murder you in pvp
Except it has to be quick
any pro-strat tips for argus prog?
Just run behind him
lol
I don't do pvp these days tho. so your troll ass is safe
I haven't played argus yet so I don't have any tips
so you have never while running away from someone spun around in the air, gouged and kept running
kiting 5 people
walk out of group if you have spiky red circle
good times
I like to wait around the sewers and one shot people at 10 percent hp
fuck spoon you friendo
the only hard time I have is when I need to move and use abilities not on 1-5 Keys. But then, you mostly don't use CDs while moving around much anyways. So Keyboard movement for Positioning ist Just enough
well, if it works for you, who am I to judge
still odd
I'm way too nice for pvp anyway. never partook in corpse camping or spawn camping
Not saying I wouldn't do better with more keybinds. Maybe 1-5% better output
that is just sad tbh
idk. i already told about that edgy DH who camped darkshire two nights in a row and spit on every low lvl dude he killed
impressive dude
real impressive
Well not like that
was a world pvp server
and it was max level only
so it was a fair fight always
in hindsight I assume he just wanted to provoke people to tell their firends/log their mains
@manic vigil watch me on aggramar this sunday :p
but it's still very sad behaviour imo
I'm watching you for sure
I'm raiding on sunday myself

I want to see how you do the timings with cloak and abilities at the same time
rip
I did a 82% with running
not that good but it was with shit gear
its my proudest log
progress parses were horrific so far
even on garothi I sucked a bunch of Ds
but as I said, we started last week so
took me like 4 kills to get a decent parse on garothi
There are so many sin parses as well, it's very hard to parse against
I mean because I'm "the new guy" I have to do every single ability that can be done by a rogue
as long as I don't catch up gear wise it's rather meaningless anyway
can't compete overall and ilvl is meh
what ilvl do you have
959 ilvl with 2pt20 I think
I'm wearing 972 with bag ilvl 975
sounds good
once my trinket get up to being on content I'll probably wear around 975
I want to grind for a good gnawed thumb ring and a crit mastery neck
but it's really hard to find m+ groups on ally
what
Oh yeah
😂
I'm stalking you right now
why don't you do m+ with your guild toph?!
most of them have a group and its hard to grind specific dungeons as a guild group
because you simply dont have the keys
don't I'm baddie
jeez do u guys ever sleep
meming in discord 24/7
yeah the yacht is getting cleaned so we had some time to kill
the grills are kinda sore, too
Oh zempai your pantheon trinket isnt 1000 as well
985 
my old casual raid only killed argus when the finns killed him mythic I think xD
on normal that is

I'll probably never reach your eonar parse
kind of hilarious when you think about it
eonar parses omegalul
idk how I did that tbh
get about 1 FoK off
real chads run eonar with duskwalkers
tyra I'll apply to your guild kk?
gonna get toff benched
I didn't bother wearing mantle last time 🤷
😦
😄

well
nvmd then
on a more serious note, do any of you have a WA for tallying up the kingsbane multiplier
or is that even a thing
it's a thing but I don't give two flying fucks tbh
nah ofc not but would be nice to have
but there are wa for that
it doesn't change your priorities because you play around it anyways
I mean, it doesn't Change your gameplay
have some logs where I get no BOTA or PB procs and my burst damage is through the roof regardless
I also don't show my trinket proccs and stuff
as long as they don't change how I do things
yeah
Yeah
😦
do you lot always time KB up with toxic blade or do you use toxic blade off cd if KB is >5s?
I always wait to pair them together but worried it might be gimping me
I do it like it is said in the guide
@manic vigil u so wise man 
I know how to parse eonar, you have to ignore everything your guild does
tyra hasnt seen eonar till this week
idk how it went in progress
was still on break back then
But I needed the chest and got in
got it 975 ttf on first kill
FeelsGoodMan

I got it on first kill as well but just plain 960
still didn't get the nice comfy bench spot for the other rogue
progress week 2 and I already want to be benched 
can you shadowstep back to aggramar when you get hit by empowered flame rend

Yes
!help
!simc, !outlawguide, !singuide, !subguide, !enchants, !relics, !trinkets
!singuide
Assassination guide: http://www.ravenholdt.net/assassination-guide/
tbh on eonar I'm not sure if going for full aoe would bring a singletarget gain as well
because your burst is huge and stuff dies fast anyways
We play it with a rogue group and just take the first one with cloak
if you precloak you dont get the debuff
and can soak both
Alone?
oh
I think we have another class with us as well
not quite sure though
but sometimes cloak isnt ready then ranges need to soak second as well
well we have 2 full groups, I just use IT for aoe then
makes sense then
Need to read Kistler s tipps
shouldn't have stayed awake that long <.<
Hey i'm pretty new to sin rogue, can anyone tell me why my mut off hand sometimes doesn't crit even with shoulder buff active
but it still does damage, is it only preventing the crit?
the moment when 3 random guys keep you awake
I'm not 100% how that whole parry thing works tbh
All I do is stand behind the boss and hope for the best
Sometimes I find myself having 4CP aswell after TB+KB in opener
I kept forgetting to re-apply poisons, so I made this simple little reminder using the "tell me when" add on.
I prefer the simple 1920:1080 Symbol though
wow
i prefer traps
Well, time to sleep
need to ask smthng some1 that makes xrealm boost runs, pls pm !: :3
Ouch
1st real night, all good
PuG 1 healer for Eonar reclear in less than 5 pulls.
w/e
The potatoes move on.
and now PoE DLs in the background.
mmm
2018 and ppl are still trying to parse on eonar when it never gave allstars from the beginning 🤔
Got the boots off Eonar though 👍
😦 sorry jacksparrow, it gets better
Did a heroic run with some alts and returning people. Took 2h45m, impressive
how do i get a weakaura to notice a poison bomb proc
not what im looking for, think i figured it out but testing it is interesting
these weakauras are not what you're looking for
spec alacrity, day goes 20% faster if you finish a task every 20s or so
dude me to starting work at 6 the whole week is fuckin tiring
I'm going early today. Fuck the rest of these people.
yeah but you go from working in front of a pc to go back home in front of a pc "working" your daily warcraft routine
haha true
rather than flying to cabo and enjoy the mojito with the occasional supermodel
and they don't talk which is a plus
Looking forward to a relaxing antorus normal clear on my warlock

12 HOURS LEFT FOR POE WOO

I tried pugging but this is an alt run
Lock almost sims for 1.5m now, getting geared!
pretty funny reading british newspapers, they got like 10 cm snow and it's like their whole infrastructure is breaking down
the snow is sending them back to the dark ages lul
Question - Ive read some of the guides for Assa, and they state that u should always enchant/gem for mastery. Currently my mastery is at 183% while my crit is only at 23%. Should i gem/enchant crit instead?
have you tried
ya know
simming it?
Because its hard to say fully, people sometimes have weird stat weights
didnt know u could sim enchants/gems ._. will get on that
you can sim enchants directly on raidbots
I just sim stat weights cause I'm a lazy fucker
thanks man ! ill see what i can find out ^^
After my opener when every single buff is up and all I can do is reapply envenom while sitting on a lot of energy should I overwrite it or should I just wait and autoattack and reapply it just before it runs out? Also if I have to reapply all 3 dots with garote rupture in pandemic window should I use them > envenom or should I envenom first? What should I prioritize there? Most of the time I dont have enough energy to reapply all 3 immediately so at least one dot will drop before I can reapply it.
3 dots?
I think maybe he means envenom
Yeah envenom garote and rupture
Oh so I just prio it during KB and outside of that I just make sure the other 2 are up all the time?
Yes
You cant maintain envenom debuff anyway without extremely high ilvl or playing Alacrity
There we go
Ok
Just was waiting for the MEME word.
Just use finishers at 4-5 CP and dont overcap energy
@keen inlet Why don't we have alacrity emoji yet?
And for after the opener should I just wait before envenom falls off to apply it again or can I just sit there and wait before it falls off as long as im not overcapping energy and cp?
Env have pandemic timer so if you env with 2s left, it get extended to about 7-8s.
Oh ok good to know. I just have tracking for garote and rupture 😄
No reason to spam env outside of cooldowns
Okay thanks that helps
what is considered "high" mastery?
all of my gear is mastery either first or 2nd and im at like 150
you're either lying or 920 ilvl
also sim your stat weights 🤷
yeah but do you have it on every piece of gear?
cause high mastery is like 200%
neck, cloak, belt, pants all dont have mastery
"High" depends on what u play
thats fair flowi, i was just curious as to what was higher end mastery. idk i think that bracers sim like shit for me since mine is relatively low, right?
I think someone got like mid 200s or something once
but it wasnt that great, cause you need the other stats in a sort of balance
Also, because I was already checking out your gear
you still probs want mastery
i figured as much, pawn keeps telling me the same thing from the string i did earlier. higher mastery will make bracers sim higher though, correct?
caure right now head sims like 30k higher
You probably don't have a good replacement helm
Morning
makes sense ye its haste/crit or something like that

evening tom
but bracers are nutty
also your relics seem kinda bad
I didnt look that hard into them though
🤷
2x mass?
yes
I'm pretty sure you want either 1 or 3
Two masssssssss
it was either that or a defensive :L
is it only with boots it throws shit wacky?
Its mantle
he's running mantle/helm*****
That’s fine then
That fucks with MA
Well vanish is nothing without mantle
And it desyncs vend / vanish
So you just hold more
@shrewd oriole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PdXIHGvMpk
id like to point out i was wrong
its 1/1 and some shitty garotte talent
well shitty by cweight standards
they arent the best but the bench life calls for whatever i can grab
Our new healer is called John cena
I wouldn't know about the bench life 🤷
PogChamp
actually I was told that I make or break raids now
Gee
cause we didn't raid last week cause I couldnt go
Cuz it meant either they didn’t need me or I was not good enough for that guild
Is the shit
its like a 2nd guild idk weird situation
During progrrsss I mean flowi
How does a rogue get benched ????













