#assassination
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white master race
Kappa
2k18
y?
make flwi oranmge
Tom's having a seizure
dead meme
just change your monitor settings slightly
you can make that yellow into orange pretty easily
We need to have elections here
I agree
i vote to promote flowi and demote gigelburst
wow toxic
rogue dead class?
saber is reformed now as well
Ban tom for hatespeech
I can't find the details Tom, how was the date?
Gotcha
tom = rogue's josh priest 
Ho boi
rofl
Pls record
Give us live updates on the date after you have found her yelling Marco
🤔
That your mom is driving doesnt make it so YOU are picking her up, Tom.
ahaha
how am i a nazi
I'm taking my car
savage

@supple hearth was a joke tho I like all mods
suuuuure
it's true
Smooth, Tom. Smooth.
If this is how smooth you will be on the date, youre going 5th base for sure.
nice try nobody likes all the mods
D:
omegalul
Outfield
I like kind boy Fuu
Ban him gegelbrush
nice guy Fuu
Gigelbuh 😊
🤗
Now


how dead is Assasination for doing 20-22+ keys? I'm bored with tanking so need a dps add
it's ok
I mean its fine, sub is better
Pretty fucking dead
20-22 is fine with any rogue spec
Sub is kinda boring tho
Sure 22 is fine with surv hunter to
Really hate playing with DfA
Doesnt mean u should spec into it
halp
b u t c h e r y
too late
ur not swell
now im a swell bully
Liavre had it coming
why do you vomit rainbows
Dont hold back Giggle
why dont u
havent found the way to master it yet
I have an actual question for you giggle
no trollerino
k
in the past we've seen you heavily moderate my exsang uguu
and i admit i spammed it a bit too much
okokok
now the question
will i get moderated if i turn exsang uguu into a simit meme picture
and post it accordingly

no
you wont even get moderated if u casually post it accordingly
its when u post it 7 times in a day mostly out of the blue with no context
that it gets moderated
yes i understand that
thats what she said
its literally his avatar
yeah
ye
thanks gigelbruh 
Thats uh. At least 30 times an hour then.
as long as its within context
then thats fine
if its necessary
sometimes it might be
make one for check pins too
ez
great idea!
Oh god
ya
yes!
Sounds like Ill need to seek asylum in the outlaw channel
and one for every post you make with whatever you use to respond to the previous post
w-wait
not that one
thats too far
What talent should i play
"I hope exsanguinate-kun notices me, n-not that I like him or anything b-baka~!!" -Toxic blade-chan
nothing
probably toxic blade
cause you have no talent
if you're gonna just do one talent
@viscid helm 
@jovial kite 
what the hell
Wow
You missed the oppurtunity
And you sit there saying you are GAMING WHILE ON DUTY?
some1 knows the exact pandemic timers for rupture for 4 and 5 combos?
Where is your fucking honor @jovial kite
what the fuck is going on
Beta cuck
keepyourself simmed flowi
Woooooow
Only reason he isnt posting it is because geeglbreh is here
A beta cuck
@fossil crag %30 of the duration so .3xtime
It takes like two seconds to calculate but I'm lazy
20s and 24s I think are ruptures lengths at 4/5
Hi guys can you help me what im doing wrong just im only doing 40% on wlogs ? https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/1GKrxAyzakmBCQRL#fight=9&type=damage-done&source=8
Did u read the guide?
Mhm
the second vendetta maybe wasnt good
i casting 3 fok , because i think i do more cp for the add spawn
fok is da way of the ugandan knuckles on 2 targets
no
you nou da wey
i nou de wey
you know the way theres the fucking door 👉🏿
ok rip meme xD
ded muffin
i am only a chocolate muffin who plays ugandan rogue assassination
was subt but after trying assa last week holy fuck ugandan execute is de wey
PB damage tbh
^
Ban this sick filth
PERMA BAN
GET OUT NOW
Does anyone have a good poisonbomb wa that notifies the tank in some way when it procs?
No
If thats your real name you need to re-evaluate internet
i got a moonglaives wa
Have you tried looking up one on wago?
but when i cast it and it yells glaives, tanks move away anyway
How about u get a proper glaive wa then
or better tanks
There is a wa that shows glaive timer when its used by someone
does sin use glaives?
no
😛
Oh, new diablo season
diabLUL
Something that will keep me occupied for a weekend
I hope u are joking
D I A B L 
charge barb for the 30th season in a row
I've never tried poe, I guess I need to.
why ?
Tom goes on a date, and he's gonna do it naked. the mad-lad!
Were expecting live updates here
sound cool to me, feel free to dump some fotos

yeah he's gonna leave the phone infront of her
we're calling it "Ravenholdt dates"
Im a profesional raider btw
If you are into that
And grats on your weightloss! We should go or salads then, huh?

"hey baby I'm rank 7 assassination rogue in the world, wanna see what these fingers can do?"
nothing cause assassination is slow as fuck
XD
"Trust me baby, i make 30apm feel like 60"
hehe
"Oh, that warmth you are feeling in your chest? Thats just the agonizing poison I slipped in your drink."
monkaS
"Are you a virgin? Cause i'm bleed spec 😏 "
jesus christ

I actually asked tom the other day
if it was her time of the month, does bleed build become more viable?
@gaunt moat 
without spamming
I'd react monka giga
to pretty much this entire convo
spicy #sin this am
GEDDIT?
It is the middle of the day my dude
at night
is clearly 8:30am
At least he is a subscriber
👋
730am
😦
what is sleep
the F you doing awake
cause I haven't slept yet 😎
I studied for midterm today for a couple hours, finished around 4am, have class at 8:30 am
so decided I'd just stay up
and make breakfast 🤷
Midterms
Sleepdeprived
You're still in school?

??????
._.
and I'm not sleep deprived, my sleep schedules fucked
Thats not what I meant.
I sleep in the afternoon now
wat
I know our memes are spicy
😃
But they arent THAT spicy
iwannadietbh
Congrats on not being a fatty btw
i have 3 exsang every day 😈
Can we pin Notter's pick up line to this channel?
dw, Liavre, I could tell the difference from your discord profile picture
burd gettin swole
I was actually getting back in shape
then midterms
cucked my time/energy to workout
Yeah but I have a membership at the university one
Its kinda normal here
which isnt 24/7
Why did you buy a membership for a crap gym then
But do you have
a Discord Platinum Ravenholdt Partner SSJ4 Mystic Kao-ken Blue Gray Ultra Instinct membership
Does anyone have a crucibleweight string?
📌
Its like the pins doesnt exist REEEEEEEEEEEE
I can't react anymore
@hollow pier We have that available in the pins/resources
did he just stop you from memeing
youre a bird
Get married
no need to impress "the bitches" anymore

no need to use ur donger also
should still work out for yourself tho 😛
You should never call women bitches, the only b word women should be called is beautiful.
...btiches love being called beautiful
But you have to impress your wife Kappa

@jovial kite idk what your marriage is like bruh but....
non exsistant
oh also I dunno how it happened
Thank you, I found it
but apparently studying stressed me out enough to flare tendonitis in my wrist
so no working out 😢
All I hear is excuses
the excuses lul
Yeah right
my body is falling apart
im getting old
MOAR ENERGY
there's good and bad pain
lol
work through good pain
listen to bad pain
wisdumb
what about T-pain?
nobody listens to T-pain
rly
If we didnt work through the bad pain, none of us would be here answering pinned questions tbh
Wew
Close one
Smooth Shiennar is Smooth
are we really answering them though
do i stealth before attacking boss? 🤔
were basically just showing them the way
no
DE WAE
Listen, someone actually asked me
I think it was in sub
"do I start in stealth"
like
????????????
Did buffburd show him the way
You dont thats why you vanish
Who am I kidding
???
Slackburd
I like birds
yep
when will the bot ever work again?
come over for some sunflower seeds @safe matrix
we can watch movies and shit
have fun :3
this may seem like a noob question but is nightstalker activated by shadow dance?
That was a GOOD meme
Yes
@quick talon ahaha ty
@shrewd oriole so uh. You sleeping on the floor or nah?
but you don't snapshot NB in ShD cause its a dps loss compared to evis
Can you please go to outlaw for such questions
Ally sucks I can't even farm Upper kara because there are no groups that do 15+
<.<
@shrewd oriole just make sure you dont go all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfcwGPlDEz0
AHAHAHAHA

: )
Lul
Josh? So you‘ll ruin it in the most weird way possible ?
Can't wait to hear about this later tonight
"I complimented on her looking slimmer compared to her instagram pic from 1 day ago, also said congratulations on losing weight"
Invite her to your house
then go play OW
Play ow
Show her the collage you made of her Instagram pics
Ayyuyyyy
all girls main mercy anyway
"I want to die"

Let's hope you have a mercy on the team then
Is tracer good at all
ye
has a nice booty
I only played beta and liked her the best
Sssssh we don't talk about THAT
Beta Male 😦
Never bought the game tho
I wanna die chatroom
classic giggle
widow has better booty thou
Yo Tom step up your game
And play some super weird weeb games
When she is at yours
Tom I hear you're going on a date
play doki doki
Plz confirm
He is, tonight
We need picture of the date
He even posted instagram photos of her
who is the lucky ladyboy?
To prove Tom's way of bending
what the fuck is going on here
Pics or it's not real
@shrewd oriole
No
Slagg are u Tom's date
Yes
I heard you're the date

Hence no grats
Tom plz respond in the next minute and confirm whether or not slagg is ur date
Fucking livestream the date
🔥
she's israeli / american, vegan crossfitter
@gaunt moat pls confirm
Notter only has a brother though 🤔

Used to be a brother
giggle ❤
Trap confirmed
LUL
It’s 2018 genders can change man
are traps gay?
while ont he way back
yes
Oh ok
Traps aren’t gay
giggle never notices my ❤ 's 😦
What if you hate the trap, is the trap gay then?
I'd tap that
@crystal fox xoxo
better wear sandals to those socks
Mandals...

Hi whose that
my date ahah
toms date
I can post Instagram pictures too
Oh
Doesn't mean I'm dating tbem
I'm not dating her
Notters brother does look like a girl
I'm finna smash
Hello? We need more proof than this
Curious if a vegan will eat toms 30 inch sausage
LUL
lol
Tom u sure u didnt confuse crossdress with crossfit
Hahaha
oh right
i think i can spot an adamsapple
Tbh make her hold up a note which says Tom is a swole stud and I'll believe you Tom
AHAHA
just show her your logs
LOL
rank 7 rogue
btw
What if she only does r1 Rogues
she's gonna leave you for the rank 1 rogue
🤔
i bet if you tell her that she will get the biggest wetty
r1 rogue raids in walkthrough
speaking of aman'thuls... brand new alt rogue came to argus last night, first time he raided with the damn toon and got it.
Youll be drowning in water m8
Tsunami-Level climax
what if she is the rank1 rogue
Bah this has not been my week
TWIST

Well then she’d do herself
inb4 she is a better rogue than you
And tom can watch and learn
She'll be like I already have 30 apm fingers, what you gonna show me
well if Tom is on the date and she vanishes, we will know she was a better rogue
LOL
lol
AHAHAH
hehehe

"Hey babe I hope I get lucky with you like I do my poison bomb procs"
Omg..
I only got this 5sec to hit on you
then to crippling poison
ive ruptured this conversation
Please no more
is it a blind date?
Urrrgh
🤦
lets hope she doesnt kick you out
oh god, I'm feeling feint
Think she collects knives, she is a fan of knives
LOL
This is opening a venomous wound
his anticipation may be too much
Heard you like bdsm, let me exsanguinate you.
his elaborate planning may backfire
Hope he has enough vigor left after the date
🤔
😦
try to not distract her during the conversations
WOAH

plot twist
he just needs to dispatch her first like a gentleman
Wasn’t your name
LUL
If she heard these puns she would be trying with vigor to get away
vigor alrdy used
IsraeliSlayer before ?
you could always hope she's fleet footed 😉
Hahahahaha
if shes on the rag you can tell her its ok because youre specced into hunger for blood
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
WOW.
WINNAR
wow.
🤦
i am the fucking king
Remember when this discord was heavily modded
bow before me
What happened
real pirates dont fear to sail the red seas 😏
LOL
sometimes you just gotta roll the dice (bones)
🕵🏿
Better make sure Nelbur doesn't see this
I'm glad I deal with men, there's no red seas to be traversed
that was funnier than any part of that pun conversation rob
Nelbur is the date
It's Notter with a wig
nelbur's a prick
Nelbur would talk to everyone at the restaurant
if she ends the date early will tom go on a killing spree?
who can ping mods cuz he doesnt like a joke
nelbur was kicked from his guild btw
I think he’s cool tho
he didnt leave
I wonder why
🤔
🤔

i like when people are toxic about those that they judge to be toxic
"When you're a druid healing in melee, you're using G'Hanir, but when you're at ranged you're using G'hafar"
and think that makes them better
ye we are totally serious in this channel
i like not giving a shit and calling a duck a duck
Most of us are toxic apes tbh
Who said nelbur was toxic
toxic is a snowflake buzzword made by people who dislike disagreement
and probably utilize pony therapy
😦
Probably a higher chance you'll die of something poisonous than of smth toxic though
Your mom is toms date
I'm not judging his toxicity
sorry tom : /
lmao
gl Tom on the date
the wine is my blood, the bread is my body and the mayo is.. "Stop right there jesus"
bread with tom and whine
kek
will tom mutilate that poosy tonight?
he will employ deeper strategem
if you ruptured the clit, the night would be over... animal
Why are we repeating now?
deeper strat also
was it?
Yes
🤦
@shrewd oriole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AStf2JLt8s4 Your sound track tonight
Is she a trade merchant? She can teach you the tricks of the trade
when, fuck this place
"tricks" was used
Potion Seller?
I have a playlist dude dw
"Dude looks like a Lady"?
mystic quest battle themes are the true sound
I will, cold blooded
NNNNNNNOOOOOOooooooOOO
Someone kill him
what am I, 47
barry white will get some pink velvet sausage wallet
jk I like barry white dont crucify me
lemme show you my playlist
evarrrtime
I hope it's filled with lil pump
Sex playlist (for having sex)
LOL
(played 1 time)
yes yes listen to it
lmao
yeah right
u huh
🤔
that title is the best thing about that playlist
music while banging just isnt my thing
mr.bangbang
Official Vengaboys Channel - Watch the original music video of “Boom Boom Boom Boom!!” The Ultimate 90’s Party Hit. Hit the subscribe button for more Music, ...
nice thumbnail
★ Une Vidéo qui m'a bien fait Rigoler - A So Laughing Video ★ Une "Reprise" de la Célèbre Chanson Chantée par Dalida :o)) Le Gars me fait trop Marrer - This ...
that's pretty good aswell
Best of 50 Cent: https://goo.gl/PgrRic Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/o954jF Music video by 50 Cent performing Candy Shop. (C) 2005 Shady Records/Aftermath R...
TriHard
dude tom do you wear a condom when you listen to music
because that shit is gonna give you aids
ahha
lol
I like it man
Easy on the sexual content everyone e

You like to hear a male voice when you bang
that makes you horny?
i know
🤣🤣🤣
ahahah
lul
tom wants that dark meat
slow dude
Tom wants that 50 cents
dont provoke the nelbur
👺
The ban hammer is coming.. 🏃 to the hills
a wild tengu appears

D:
atleast this channel is alive
today at ravenholdt: tom appears to be going on a date /// the date appears to be a crossdresser /// it would appear tom is gay and likes black male voice while having sex /// tom is literal gay
I like to listen to portugal the man because it's got two of my favorite things: portugal and men
good tldr
Thanks fam
oluet esiin sit
elvish
Can we all
Put our
back in our respective pants
And maybe take about 10 deep breaths
what if we specced into
instead?
Good lord y'all need dates
Like tomlad
What if I like being single
Tomlad, TomChad
TomBad
: (
TomSad
The question is, if Tom was gay, would we have the same fun time about his date? Are we that progressive in here with so many muricans 

idk not really interested in a relationship atm

This is general chat content
assa chat is general chat
Let's move it there 
I wanted to have some fun too, I'll stop now 
Y-yes officer
but tom's an assassin isn't he?
did you know his wife is a deadly assassin?
Needless to say feminists would not be happy about the earlier puns btw
Just to be clear

ye should garrote those people
you calling them horse faced?
you want to carrot feminists?
bravo
Finally ^^
Dude.... why
is that thing 970 I can't see it
ye
where do you live?
Ban pls
I gonna carrot you
not me thou
Well, @unreal coyote certainly is the King of puns. Holy fuck 
lul
Aaaand there goes the rest of my data volume. Rip me I hate you guys (I blame you obviously)
@dire spoke So many carrots
😋
970 EoC disenchant made my stomach turn
Carrot on cd
that timeline was actually one of my logs. made for good meem.
How do I not see more of you exang fanbois in these shoulders
🤢
are these mythic boe?
Absolutely disgusting and on theme
Monk gear is lame
@hasty marsh can i have that?
anyone tried evasion for annihilation M argus?
`how bout no xD ><
lol at those ball shoulders
would wear
but I also put about 1 minute per month into planning mog.
and that is my quota for the week.
what is annihilation
an·ni·hi·la·tion
əˌnīəˈlāSHən/
noun
1.
complete destruction or obliteration.
"the threat of global annihilation"
2.
PHYSICS
the conversion of matter into energy, especially the mutual conversion of a particle and an antiparticle into electromagnetic radiation.
yeah that's okay that means can output more dps for 2nd set if bad position
you can always shadowstep too if eva is on cd
ss should be up for all edges
or you know
you could tank the boss
so that everyone can stand in a safe spot
🤷
and dps
wtb tanks
80 
70-75 is still painfully long
if you're not actively farming every source of AP
but i'll get there ebfore bfa
just in time
to kill artifact
S P O I L E R S
devs literally saying "artifacts not returning, get epic send-off" for months
SPOILERS
(I know you're memeing Zem)
Did someone say my name?
@viscid helm I can't really complain because I know if I were actually doing WQs, emissaries, etc daily, esp with bodyguard items, I'd be rolling in $$, OR, leggos, and AP
I just don't f'n want to at this point. burnout on that content is real
same, i just log in a few times a week to collect/send missions and check BMAH for t3
I just have 2 champs on my alts.




