#assassination

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shrewd night
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The burd needs more orange

frozen pecan
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white master race

safe matrix
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you cant say that

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in

frozen pecan
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Kappa

safe matrix
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2k18

frozen pecan
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y?

shrewd oriole
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make flwi oranmge

frozen pecan
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Tom's having a seizure

shrewd night
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dead meme

safe matrix
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just change your monitor settings slightly

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you can make that yellow into orange pretty easily

viscid helm
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We need to have elections here

shrewd oriole
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I agree

jovial kite
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i vote to promote flowi and demote gigelburst

shrewd oriole
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Loktark? doesnt play a real spec

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Notter? casual

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Grayhound? never seen him

lethal heart
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what even is a real spec now

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windwalker?

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LUL

shrewd oriole
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Giggle? nazi

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#promoteflowi

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#freemichandcyber

jovial kite
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wow toxic

misty tusk
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rogue dead class?

turbid harbor
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saber is reformed now as well

jovial kite
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Ban tom for hatespeech

solid field
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I can't find the details Tom, how was the date?

shrewd oriole
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it's tonight

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hasnt happened yet ahah

solid field
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Gotcha

shrewd oriole
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tom = rogue's josh priest tyler1Monk

shrewd night
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Ho boi

lethal heart
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rofl

frozen pecan
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Pls record

shrewd night
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Give us live updates on the date after you have found her yelling Marco

shrewd oriole
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LUL

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I'm picking her up on my car dude c'mon

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chad

supple hearth
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🤔

shrewd night
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That your mom is driving doesnt make it so YOU are picking her up, Tom.

shrewd oriole
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ahaha

supple hearth
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how am i a nazi

shrewd oriole
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I'm taking my car

lethal heart
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savage

shrewd oriole
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Uhh

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it's a mod guys hide the memes

lethal heart
shrewd oriole
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@supple hearth was a joke tho I like all mods

supple hearth
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suuuuure

shrewd oriole
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it's true

viscid helm
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Nice save

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U idiot

shrewd night
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Smooth, Tom. Smooth.

shrewd oriole
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: )

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how can u

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not like notter

shrewd night
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If this is how smooth you will be on the date, youre going 5th base for sure.

turbid harbor
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nice try nobody likes all the mods

flint fable
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D:

shrewd oriole
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omegalul

solid field
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Outfield

safe matrix
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I like kind boy Fuu

jovial kite
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Ban him gegelbrush

shrewd oriole
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Fuu's dope

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feel bad for fuu

safe matrix
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geglbrash

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lul

viscid helm
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Fuuk mods a dead channel

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Doesnt count

scarlet mantle
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nice guy Fuu

safe matrix
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Giggle you must be a wave or something cause I think you're swell

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FeelsWowMan

jovial kite
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Gigelbuh 😊

safe matrix
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Hey guys, you must be rogues

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cause I find you all

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stunning

jovial kite
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Out

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👉

flint fable
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🤗

jovial kite
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Now

cold spoke
gilded lark
misty tusk
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how dead is Assasination for doing 20-22+ keys? I'm bored with tanking so need a dps add

shrewd oriole
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it's ok

safe matrix
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I mean its fine, sub is better

viscid helm
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Pretty fucking dead

supple hearth
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20-22 is fine with any rogue spec

safe matrix
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giggle you didnt see my thing

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FeelsBadMan

misty tusk
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Sub is kinda boring tho

supple hearth
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lewd

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must be small

viscid helm
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Sure 22 is fine with surv hunter to

misty tusk
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Really hate playing with DfA

safe matrix
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mod abuse

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booly

viscid helm
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Doesnt mean u should spec into it

safe matrix
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halp

turbid harbor
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b u t c h e r y

safe matrix
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I was even kind to u giggle

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i called u swell

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<./3

supple hearth
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i saw

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tysm

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xoxo

safe matrix
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no

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i take it back

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ur a bully

supple hearth
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too late

safe matrix
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ur not swell

supple hearth
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now im a swell bully

shrewd night
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Liavre had it coming

jovial kite
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why do you vomit rainbows

shrewd night
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Dont hold back Giggle

supple hearth
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why dont u

jovial kite
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havent found the way to master it yet

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I have an actual question for you giggle

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no trollerino

supple hearth
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k

jovial kite
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in the past we've seen you heavily moderate my exsang uguu

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and i admit i spammed it a bit too much

supple hearth
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heavily

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all i did was warn you i didnt delete any lol

jovial kite
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okokok

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now the question

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will i get moderated if i turn exsang uguu into a simit meme picture

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and post it accordingly

viscid helm
supple hearth
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no

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you wont even get moderated if u casually post it accordingly

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its when u post it 7 times in a day mostly out of the blue with no context

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that it gets moderated

shrewd night
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casually
slaggjack

jovial kite
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yes i understand that

viscid helm
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Can i see it

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Please

safe matrix
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thats what she said

supple hearth
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its literally his avatar

jovial kite
supple hearth
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bam

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yeah thats cool

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use it when people need to sim

jovial kite
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yeah

supple hearth
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ye

jovial kite
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thanks gigelbruh feelsgoodman

shrewd night
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Thats uh. At least 30 times an hour then.

supple hearth
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as long as its within context

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then thats fine

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if its necessary

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sometimes it might be

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make one for check pins too

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ez

jovial kite
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great idea!

shrewd night
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Oh god

safe matrix
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and one telling people to read the guide

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cause people never do

supple hearth
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ya

jovial kite
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yes!

shrewd night
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Sounds like Ill need to seek asylum in the outlaw channel

jovial kite
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exsang will overtake the channel like it did the sim and gameplay

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:3

supple hearth
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and one for every post you make with whatever you use to respond to the previous post

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w-wait

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not that one

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thats too far

jovial kite
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yes

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cant take it back

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already on it

viscid helm
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What talent should i play

safe matrix
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"I hope exsanguinate-kun notices me, n-not that I like him or anything b-baka~!!" -Toxic blade-chan

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nothing

radiant robin
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probably toxic blade

safe matrix
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cause you have no talent

radiant robin
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if you're gonna just do one talent

stark heart
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@viscid helm alac

viscid helm
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@jovial kite REEE

jovial kite
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what the hell

viscid helm
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Im fucking done

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Theres no helping you

jovial kite
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what did i miss

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playing sts

shrewd night
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Wow

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You missed the oppurtunity

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And you sit there saying you are GAMING WHILE ON DUTY?

fossil crag
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some1 knows the exact pandemic timers for rupture for 4 and 5 combos?

shrewd night
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Where is your fucking honor @jovial kite

jovial kite
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what the fuck is going on

viscid helm
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Beta cuck

jovial kite
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keepyourself simmed flowi

shrewd night
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Woooooow

viscid helm
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See

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Literally

shrewd night
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Only reason he isnt posting it is because geeglbreh is here

viscid helm
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A beta cuck

safe matrix
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@fossil crag %30 of the duration so .3xtime

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It takes like two seconds to calculate but I'm lazy

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20s and 24s I think are ruptures lengths at 4/5

primal elm
viscid helm
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Did u read the guide?

primal elm
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yep

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i do all what the guide said

viscid helm
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Mhm

primal elm
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the second vendetta maybe wasnt good

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i casting 3 fok , because i think i do more cp for the add spawn

fossil crag
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fok is da way of the ugandan knuckles on 2 targets

jovial kite
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no

fossil crag
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you nou da wey

jovial kite
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get out 👉🏿

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now

gilded lark
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leave

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with your stale, shitty meme

fossil crag
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i nou de wey

safe matrix
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Stale muffin

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Out

jovial kite
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you know the way theres the fucking door 👉🏿

fossil crag
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ok rip meme xD

supple hearth
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ded muffin

fossil crag
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i am only a chocolate muffin who plays ugandan rogue assassination

jovial kite
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stop

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now

shrewd night
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@primal elm There is 300k between your 40% and my 91%

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I wouldnt sweat it

fossil crag
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was subt but after trying assa last week holy fuck ugandan execute is de wey

supple hearth
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PB damage tbh

shrewd night
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^

patent topaz
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Ban this sick filth

jovial kite
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NO

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IT ONLY GETS WORSE

foggy beacon
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PERMA BAN

jovial kite
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GET OUT NOW

valid badge
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Does anyone have a good poisonbomb wa that notifies the tank in some way when it procs?

viscid helm
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No

shrewd night
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If thats your real name you need to re-evaluate internet

safe tiger
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i got a moonglaives wa

kindred forge
safe matrix
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Have you tried looking up one on wago?

safe tiger
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but when i cast it and it yells glaives, tanks move away anyway

viscid helm
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How about u get a proper glaive wa then

gilded lark
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or better tanks

viscid helm
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There is a wa that shows glaive timer when its used by someone

vestal wren
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does sin use glaives?

gilded lark
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no

vestal wren
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😛

shrewd night
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Oh, new diablo season

shrewd oriole
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diabLUL

shrewd night
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Something that will keep me occupied for a weekend

viscid helm
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I hope u are joking

shrewd night
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D I A B L omegaLUL

solid field
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charge barb for the 30th season in a row

shrewd oriole
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poe almost here

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1 more week

solid field
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I've never tried poe, I guess I need to.

shrewd oriole
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new season looks dope

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try it

gaunt moat
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TODAY IS THE BIG DAY

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O.M.G.

lean wing
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why ?

gaunt moat
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Tom goes on a date, and he's gonna do it naked. the mad-lad!

viscid helm
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Were expecting live updates here

lean wing
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sound cool to me, feel free to dump some fotos

gilded lark
gaunt moat
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yeah he's gonna leave the phone infront of her
we're calling it "Ravenholdt dates"

safe matrix
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livestream it

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on twitch IRL

shrewd night
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Im a profesional raider btw

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If you are into that

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And grats on your weightloss! We should go or salads then, huh?

gilded lark
safe matrix
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"hey baby I'm rank 7 assassination rogue in the world, wanna see what these fingers can do?"

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nothing cause assassination is slow as fuck

lean wing
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XD

gilded lark
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"Trust me baby, i make 30apm feel like 60"

gaunt moat
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hehe

shrewd night
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"Oh, that warmth you are feeling in your chest? Thats just the agonizing poison I slipped in your drink."

safe matrix
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monkaS

gaunt moat
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"Are you a virgin? Cause i'm bleed spec 😏 "

gilded lark
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jesus christ

foggy beacon
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??????????????

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👀

weak pine
safe matrix
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I actually asked tom the other day

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if it was her time of the month, does bleed build become more viable?

keen inlet
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@gaunt moat monkaGIGA

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without spamming

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I'd react monka giga

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to pretty much this entire convo

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spicy #sin this am

safe matrix
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sin is always spicy at night

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cause I'm here

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😉

shrewd night
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GEDDIT?

patent topaz
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It is the middle of the day my dude

keen inlet
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at night
is clearly 8:30am

jovial kite
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dont try anything liavre

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youre a filthy fucking sub

shrewd night
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At least he is a subscriber

spare cloud
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👋

shrewd night
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Get out Toph

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We dont need your spice here

safe matrix
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its 5am for me

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🤷

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this is still night to me

gilded lark
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730am

spare cloud
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😦

gilded lark
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what is sleep

foggy beacon
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the F you doing awake

safe matrix
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cause I haven't slept yet 😎

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I studied for midterm today for a couple hours, finished around 4am, have class at 8:30 am

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so decided I'd just stay up

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and make breakfast 🤷

shrewd night
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Midterms
Sleepdeprived
Thonking

spare cloud
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You're still in school?

safe matrix
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no I'm at home

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wh would be in aschool

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at 5am

shrewd night
safe matrix
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??????

spare cloud
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._.

safe matrix
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and I'm not sleep deprived, my sleep schedules fucked

spare cloud
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Thats not what I meant.

safe matrix
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I sleep in the afternoon now

shrewd night
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wat

safe matrix
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cause I've had 5 midterms this week

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and 2 next wek

shrewd night
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I know our memes are spicy

safe matrix
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😃

shrewd night
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But they arent THAT spicy

safe matrix
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iwannadietbh

shrewd night
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Congrats on not being a fatty btw

spare cloud
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I only have 3 Exams every Semester

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FeelsGoodMan

safe matrix
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???????

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??????

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???

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??????/

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????????

jovial kite
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i have 3 exsang every day 😈

weak pine
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Can we pin Notter's pick up line to this channel?

shrewd night
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dw, Liavre, I could tell the difference from your discord profile picture

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burd gettin swole

safe matrix
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I was actually getting back in shape

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then midterms

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cucked my time/energy to workout

shrewd night
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24/7 gyms

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They do exist

safe matrix
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Yeah but I have a membership at the university one

spare cloud
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Its kinda normal here

safe matrix
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which isnt 24/7

shrewd night
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Why did you buy a membership for a crap gym then

safe matrix
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it comes free with tuition

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?

keen inlet
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But do you have

shrewd night
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Which means you bought it

keen inlet
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a Discord Platinum Ravenholdt Partner SSJ4 Mystic Kao-ken Blue Gray Ultra Instinct membership

hollow pier
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Does anyone have a crucibleweight string?

spare cloud
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📌

shrewd night
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Its like the pins doesnt exist REEEEEEEEEEEE

spare cloud
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I can't react anymore

keen inlet
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@hollow pier We have that available in the pins/resources

spare cloud
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did he just stop you from memeing

shrewd night
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Yes

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He did

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😠

safe matrix
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But yeah, I'm still in decent shape

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but I gotta get in better shape

jovial kite
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youre a bird

safe matrix
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for the bitches

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jk

keen inlet
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Get married
no need to impress "the bitches" anymore
easy

jovial kite
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no need to use ur donger also

keen inlet
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should still work out for yourself tho 😛

safe matrix
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You should never call women bitches, the only b word women should be called is beautiful.
...btiches love being called beautiful

shrewd night
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Yeah, work out for yourself

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Not the wife

frozen pecan
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But you have to impress your wife Kappa

shrewd night
keen inlet
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@jovial kite idk what your marriage is like bruh but....

jovial kite
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non exsistant

safe matrix
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oh also I dunno how it happened

hollow pier
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Thank you, I found it

safe matrix
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but apparently studying stressed me out enough to flare tendonitis in my wrist

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so no working out 😢

shrewd night
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All I hear is excuses

frozen pecan
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the excuses lul

spare cloud
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Yeah right

shrewd night
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WORK THROUGH THE PAIN

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GET THOSE GAINZZZZZZ

safe matrix
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my body is falling apart

keen inlet
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I know you're memeing

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but

safe matrix
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im getting old

jovial kite
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MOAR ENERGY

keen inlet
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there's good and bad pain

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lol

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work through good pain

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listen to bad pain

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wisdumb

safe matrix
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what about T-pain?

spare cloud
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Oh god

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please stop

gilded lark
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nobody listens to T-pain

frozen pecan
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rly

shrewd night
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If we didnt work through the bad pain, none of us would be here answering pinned questions tbh

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Wew

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Close one

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Smooth Shiennar is Smooth

spare cloud
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are we really answering them though

crystal fox
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do i stealth before attacking boss? 🤔

shrewd night
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Sorta

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Kinda

spare cloud
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were basically just showing them the way

jovial kite
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no

shrewd night
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DE WAE

jovial kite
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no

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staph

safe matrix
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Listen, someone actually asked me

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I think it was in sub

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"do I start in stealth"

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like

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????????????

shrewd night
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Did buffburd show him the way

spare cloud
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You dont thats why you vanish

shrewd night
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Who am I kidding

spare cloud
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???

shrewd night
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Slackburd

safe matrix
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i did not show him da wae

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god

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I fucking

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hate

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myself

shrewd night
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See this @jovial kite ?

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The burd is infected

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We have to put him down

frozen pecan
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I like birds

jovial kite
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yep

spare cloud
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when will the bot ever work again?

jovial kite
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come over for some sunflower seeds @safe matrix

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we can watch movies and shit

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have fun :3

safe matrix
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I hate seeds

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I'm a bird of prey

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u cuckold

shrewd night
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Liavre died in his arms tonight

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Must have been something he said

jovial kite
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you have a literal trig in your bird mouth

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twig even

shrewd night
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No?

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Nothing?

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Fuck yall 😠

crystal fox
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this may seem like a noob question but is nightstalker activated by shadow dance?

quick talon
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@shrewd oriole todays your day

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Happy smashing

shrewd night
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That was a GOOD meme

spare cloud
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?

shrewd night
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Yes

shrewd oriole
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@quick talon ahaha ty

safe matrix
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why don't you ask that in subtlety

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also yes

shrewd night
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@shrewd oriole so uh. You sleeping on the floor or nah?

safe matrix
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but you don't snapshot NB in ShD cause its a dps loss compared to evis

spare cloud
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Can you please go to outlaw for such questions

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Ally sucks I can't even farm Upper kara because there are no groups that do 15+

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<.<

shrewd night
shrewd oriole
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AHAHAHAHA

quick talon
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Keep sharing the pictures later today man

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Slay that vag

shrewd oriole
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lmao

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rename me to josh

keen inlet
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Your wish is my command

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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y'all and your weird requests...

jovial kite
shrewd oriole
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: )

safe matrix
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Lul

quick talon
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Josh? So you‘ll ruin it in the most weird way possible ?

shrewd night
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Can't wait to hear about this later tonight

jovial kite
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"I complimented on her looking slimmer compared to her instagram pic from 1 day ago, also said congratulations on losing weight"

quick talon
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Invite her to your house

shrewd oriole
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then go play OW

shrewd night
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Play ow

quick talon
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Show her the collage you made of her Instagram pics

shrewd night
#

Ayyuyyyy

quick talon
#

And play ow

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Damn

vernal adder
#

all girls main mercy anyway

supple hearth
#

"I want to die"

vernal adder
shrewd night
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Let's hope you have a mercy on the team then

supple hearth
#

Is tracer good at all

vernal adder
#

ye

shrewd oriole
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has a nice booty

supple hearth
#

I only played beta and liked her the best

shrewd night
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Sssssh we don't talk about THAT

quick talon
#

Beta Male 😦

supple hearth
#

Never bought the game tho

safe matrix
#

I wanna die chatroom

shrewd oriole
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classic giggle

vernal adder
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widow has better booty thou

quick talon
#

Yo Tom step up your game

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And play some super weird weeb games

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When she is at yours

supple hearth
#

Tom I hear you're going on a date

vernal adder
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play doki doki

supple hearth
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Plz confirm

safe matrix
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He is, tonight

shrewd night
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We need picture of the date

safe matrix
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He even posted instagram photos of her

vernal adder
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who is the lucky ladyboy?

shrewd night
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To prove Tom's way of bending

unreal coyote
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what the fuck is going on here

supple hearth
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Pics or it's not real

safe matrix
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@shrewd oriole

supple hearth
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@unreal coyote Tom is going on a date

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Plz grats

jovial kite
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No

supple hearth
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Slagg are u Tom's date

jovial kite
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Yes

supple hearth
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I heard you're the date

vernal adder
jovial kite
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Hence no grats

safe matrix
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I will use the power

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of the search function

supple hearth
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Tom plz respond in the next minute and confirm whether or not slagg is ur date

quick talon
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Fucking livestream the date

shrewd oriole
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Yeah I am

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Not with slagg

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notter's sister

quick talon
#

Easy POV potential

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Lmaaaaaooooo

shrewd night
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🔥

shrewd oriole
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she's israeli / american, vegan crossfitter

vernal adder
#

@gaunt moat pls confirm

supple hearth
#

Notter only has a brother though 🤔

shrewd oriole
quick talon
#

Used to be a brother

crystal fox
#

giggle ❤

jovial kite
#

Trap confirmed

shrewd oriole
#

LUL

quick talon
#

It’s 2018 genders can change man

shrewd oriole
#

are traps gay?

safe matrix
#

while ont he way back

vernal adder
#

yes

supple hearth
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Oh ok

quick talon
#

Traps aren’t gay

safe matrix
#

woops

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look at toms swole legs

crystal fox
#

giggle never notices my ❤ 's 😦

solid field
#

What if you hate the trap, is the trap gay then?

shrewd night
#

I'd tap that

supple hearth
#

@crystal fox xoxo

crystal fox
#

better wear sandals to those socks

supple hearth
#

Mandals...

shrewd oriole
safe matrix
#

@supple hearth

supple hearth
#

Hi whose that

shrewd oriole
#

my date ahah

safe matrix
#

toms date

shrewd night
#

I can post Instagram pictures too

supple hearth
#

Oh

shrewd night
#

Doesn't mean I'm dating tbem

shrewd oriole
#

I'm not dating her

supple hearth
#

Notters brother does look like a girl

shrewd oriole
#

I'm finna smash

shrewd night
#

Hello? We need more proof than this

shrewd oriole
#

dunno

#

she's my bff on snap

quick talon
#

Curious if a vegan will eat toms 30 inch sausage

shrewd oriole
#

LUL

vernal adder
#

lol

jovial kite
#

Tom u sure u didnt confuse crossdress with crossfit

quick talon
#

Hahaha

safe matrix
#

oh right

crystal fox
#

i think i can spot an adamsapple

safe matrix
#

she crossfits, vegan and israeli?

#

I think thats all of them

shrewd night
#

Tbh make her hold up a note which says Tom is a swole stud and I'll believe you Tom

shrewd oriole
#

AHAHA

vernal adder
#

just show her your logs

jovial kite
unreal coyote
#

LOL

shrewd oriole
#

rank 7 rogue

vernal adder
#

btw

quick talon
#

What if she only does r1 Rogues

safe matrix
#

she's gonna leave you for the rank 1 rogue

quick talon
#

🤔

unreal coyote
#

i bet if you tell her that she will get the biggest wetty

shrewd oriole
#

r1 rogue raids in walkthrough

solid field
#

speaking of aman'thuls... brand new alt rogue came to argus last night, first time he raided with the damn toon and got it.

quick talon
#

Youll be drowning in water m8

shrewd oriole
#

so he doesnt have time to date

#

LUL

quick talon
#

Tsunami-Level climax

vernal adder
#

what if she is the rank1 rogue

hoary copper
#

Bah this has not been my week

unreal coyote
#

TWIST

shrewd oriole
quick talon
#

Well then she’d do herself

crystal fox
#

inb4 she is a better rogue than you

quick talon
#

And tom can watch and learn

unreal coyote
#

not a bad gig

#

tbh

solid field
#

She'll be like I already have 30 apm fingers, what you gonna show me

hoary copper
#

well if Tom is on the date and she vanishes, we will know she was a better rogue

unreal coyote
#

LOL

vernal adder
#

lol

shrewd oriole
#

AHAHAH

crystal fox
#

hehehe

unreal coyote
#

not if shes sapped

#

HARHAR

shrewd oriole
safe matrix
#

"Hey babe I hope I get lucky with you like I do my poison bomb procs"

crystal fox
#

that was a cheap shot utility

#

😄

quick talon
#

Omg..

vernal adder
#

I only got this 5sec to hit on you

unreal coyote
#

yeah one might say this action

#

led to a vendetta...

vernal adder
#

then to crippling poison

unreal coyote
#

ive ruptured this conversation

spare cloud
#

Please no more

unreal coyote
#

is it a blind date?

quick talon
#

Urrrgh

spare cloud
#

🤦

crystal fox
#

lets hope she doesnt kick you out

safe matrix
#

oh god, I'm feeling feint

vernal adder
#

Think she collects knives, she is a fan of knives

unreal coyote
#

LOL

hoary copper
#

This is opening a venomous wound

unreal coyote
#

his anticipation may be too much

solid field
#

Heard you like bdsm, let me exsanguinate you.

unreal coyote
#

his elaborate planning may backfire

shrewd oriole
#

I love this discord

#

y'all are so retarded

vernal adder
#

Hope he has enough vigor left after the date

quick talon
#

What if

#

There is no date

#

Tom just tricking us

vernal adder
#

🤔

quick talon
#

😦

crystal fox
#

try to not distract her during the conversations

solid field
#

WOAH

shrewd oriole
solid field
#

plot twist

shrewd oriole
#

ther's a date

#

dw

unreal coyote
#

he just needs to dispatch her first like a gentleman

quick talon
#

Wasn’t your name

shrewd oriole
#

LUL

hoary copper
#

If she heard these puns she would be trying with vigor to get away

unreal coyote
#

vigor alrdy used

quick talon
#

IsraeliSlayer before ?

unreal coyote
#

-25

#

^ayyyy

crystal fox
#

you could always hope she's fleet footed 😉

shrewd oriole
#

ye

#

notter changed it

quick talon
#

Hahahahaha

unreal coyote
#

if shes on the rag you can tell her its ok because youre specced into hunger for blood

#

oooooooooooooooooooooooo

keen inlet
#

WOW.

solid field
#

ohhhhh

#

goood

unreal coyote
#

WINNAR

keen inlet
#

wow.

spare cloud
#

🤦

unreal coyote
#

i am the fucking king

quick talon
#

Remember when this discord was heavily modded

unreal coyote
#

bow before me

quick talon
#

What happened

crystal fox
#

real pirates dont fear to sail the red seas 😏

safe matrix
#

LOL

hoary copper
#

Are we having the mod conversation again >.>

#

Oh lord

unreal coyote
#

sometimes you just gotta roll the dice (bones)

quick talon
#

🕵🏿

spare cloud
#

Better make sure Nelbur doesn't see this

hoary copper
#

I'm glad I deal with men, there's no red seas to be traversed

safe matrix
#

that was funnier than any part of that pun conversation rob

quick talon
#

Nelbur is the date

hoary copper
#

It's Notter with a wig

spare cloud
#

Wouldn't wanna date Nelbur

#

tbh

shrewd oriole
#

nelbur's a prick

vernal adder
#

Nelbur would talk to everyone at the restaurant

shrewd oriole
#

joins midwinter after progress

#

thinks himself a hotshot

unreal coyote
#

if she ends the date early will tom go on a killing spree?

shrewd oriole
#

who can ping mods cuz he doesnt like a joke

unreal coyote
#

nelbur was kicked from his guild btw

quick talon
#

I think he’s cool tho

unreal coyote
#

he didnt leave

shrewd oriole
#

I wonder why

quick talon
#

🤔

spare cloud
#

🤔

vernal adder
turbid harbor
#

i like when people are toxic about those that they judge to be toxic

hoary copper
#

"When you're a druid healing in melee, you're using G'Hanir, but when you're at ranged you're using G'hafar"

turbid harbor
#

and think that makes them better

vernal adder
#

ye we are totally serious in this channel

unreal coyote
#

i like not giving a shit and calling a duck a duck

quick talon
#

Most of us are toxic apes tbh

spare cloud
#

Who said nelbur was toxic

unreal coyote
#

toxic is a snowflake buzzword made by people who dislike disagreement

#

and probably utilize pony therapy

spare cloud
#

I don't agree

unreal coyote
#

the world is a toxic place

#

get used to it

quick talon
#

Your moms a toxic place

#

Hah

unreal coyote
#

its true tho

#

shes crazy af

quick talon
#

😦

spare cloud
#

Probably a higher chance you'll die of something poisonous than of smth toxic though

quick talon
#

Your mom is toms date

shrewd oriole
#

I'm not judging his toxicity

unreal coyote
#

sorry tom : /

shrewd oriole
#

lmao

vernal adder
#

gl Tom on the date

shrewd oriole
#

idc about people being toxic

#

I'm toxic

unreal coyote
#

shes gonna tell you about jesus

#

allll night

#

so hard

shrewd oriole
#

ahahah

#

"did you know even jesus was jewish?"

vernal adder
#

the wine is my blood, the bread is my body and the mayo is.. "Stop right there jesus"

spare cloud
#

Bread with Mayo and Wine

#

sounds like a fine dinner

crystal fox
#

bread with tom and whine

spare cloud
#

Oh god

#

Why

shrewd oriole
#

kek

unreal coyote
#

will tom mutilate that poosy tonight?

quick talon
#

Hopefully

#

6cp rupture that clit

unreal coyote
#

he will employ deeper strategem

solid field
#

if you ruptured the clit, the night would be over... animal

spare cloud
#

Why are we repeating now?

unreal coyote
#

yeah rupture was used

#

ages ago

spare cloud
#

deeper strat also

unreal coyote
#

was it?

spare cloud
#

Yes

unreal coyote
#

fuck

#

even a god can bleed...

spare cloud
#

🤦

shrewd night
vernal adder
#

Is she a trade merchant? She can teach you the tricks of the trade

unreal coyote
#

used

#

well half used

vernal adder
#

when, fuck this place

unreal coyote
#

"tricks" was used

spare cloud
#

Potion Seller?

shrewd oriole
#

I have a playlist dude dw

hoary copper
#

"Dude looks like a Lady"?

crystal fox
#

barry white 👍

#

cant go wrong with some good ol barry white

strange python
#

mystic quest battle themes are the true sound

unreal coyote
#

you better find her weakness

#

oh god i cant stop

#

please kill me

vernal adder
#

I will, cold blooded

unreal coyote
#

NNNNNNNOOOOOOooooooOOO

shrewd oriole
#

nah

#

barry white

spare cloud
#

Someone kill him

shrewd oriole
#

what am I, 47

unreal coyote
#

woah

#

woah

#

tom

#

slow your roll dude

solid field
#

barry white will get some pink velvet sausage wallet

shrewd oriole
#

jk I like barry white dont crucify me

unreal coyote
#

barry white has talked more women to orgasm

#

than youve slept with

shrewd oriole
#

lemme show you my playlist

solid field
#

evarrrtime

frozen pecan
#

I hope it's filled with lil pump

shrewd oriole
#

been using it for like 2 years

#

super nice

spare cloud
#

Sex playlist (for having sex)

safe matrix
#

LOL

unreal coyote
#

(played 1 time)

shrewd oriole
#

yes yes listen to it

frozen pecan
#

lmao

shrewd oriole
#

it's good dude

#

the title isnt mine its a public list

spare cloud
#

yeah right

vernal adder
#

u huh

shrewd oriole
#

ahah

#

I'm not gadi dude dw

spare cloud
#

🤔

frozen pecan
#

that title is the best thing about that playlist

unreal coyote
#

music while banging just isnt my thing

strange python
#

mr.bangbang

shrewd oriole
#

dunno

#

I dig it

#

depends tho

frozen pecan
#

you should add vengaboys to that playlist

#

good tune for banging

vernal adder
#

nice thumbnail

unreal coyote
#

ERMAGERD

#

BEWBSZ

#

someone ping a mod

#

a 12 year old might pop a boner

spare cloud
frozen pecan
#

that's pretty good aswell

shrewd oriole
wraith saddle
#

TriHard

unreal coyote
#

dude tom do you wear a condom when you listen to music

#

because that shit is gonna give you aids

shrewd oriole
#

ahha

spare cloud
#

lol

shrewd oriole
#

I like it man

supple hearth
#

Easy on the sexual content everyone e

jovial kite
shrewd oriole
#

sorry

#

something about 50 cent's voice

spare cloud
#

You like to hear a male voice when you bang

unreal coyote
#

that makes your brain cells reduce in number?

#

yeah

frozen pecan
#

that makes you horny?

unreal coyote
#

i know

jovial kite
#

🤣🤣🤣

shrewd oriole
#

ahahah

frozen pecan
#

lul

shrewd oriole
#

Imma stop talking :p

#

about 50 cent

unreal coyote
#

good

#

the rest of the world did

#

like 5 yrs ago

vernal adder
#

tom wants that dark meat

spare cloud
#

slow dude

jovial kite
#

Tom wants that 50 cents

spare cloud
#

dont provoke the nelbur

supple hearth
#

👺

solemn vapor
#

The ban hammer is coming.. 🏃 to the hills

unreal coyote
#

a wild tengu appears

stark heart
spare cloud
#

D:

manic vigil
#

This chat today

#

And I read it all FeelsBadMan

vernal adder
#

atleast this channel is alive

jovial kite
#

today at ravenholdt: tom appears to be going on a date /// the date appears to be a crossdresser /// it would appear tom is gay and likes black male voice while having sex /// tom is literal gay

shrewd oriole
#

I like to listen to portugal the man because it's got two of my favorite things: portugal and men

vernal adder
#

good tldr

jovial kite
#

Thanks fam

vernal adder
#

oluet esiin sit

jovial kite
#

tortillat

#

Avataan

frozen pecan
#

elvish

keen inlet
#

Can we all

#

Put our tb back in our respective pants

#

And maybe take about 10 deep breaths

safe matrix
#

what if we specced into exsang instead?

keen inlet
#

Good lord y'all need dates

Like tomlad

vernal adder
#

What if I like being single

shrewd oriole
#

Tomlad, TomChad

safe matrix
#

TomBad

shrewd oriole
#

: (

safe matrix
#

TomSad

keen inlet
#

That's probably a good self preservation technique Ramlu

#

pats on head

manic vigil
#

The question is, if Tom was gay, would we have the same fun time about his date? Are we that progressive in here with so many muricans pepethink

vernal adder
#

idk not really interested in a relationship atm

safe matrix
#

Listen if tom wants to suck some dick

#

more power to him

keen inlet
#

Okay

#

Really

#

Lol

manic vigil
keen inlet
#

This is general chat content

shrewd oriole
#

assa chat is general chat

keen inlet
#

Let's move it there BlobStop

manic vigil
#

I wanted to have some fun too, I'll stop now monkaS

safe matrix
#

Y-yes officer

frozen pecan
#

but tom's an assassin isn't he?

vernal adder
#

did you know his wife is a deadly assassin?

manic vigil
#

Needless to say feminists would not be happy about the earlier puns btw

#

Just to be clear

vernal adder
#

ye should garrote those people

dire spoke
#

🤔

#

you mean carrot

vernal adder
#

you calling them horse faced?

frozen pecan
#

you want to carrot feminists?

unreal coyote
#

the feminists might all sync up into a crimson tempest against us

#

god

#

damn

vernal adder
#

bravo

hasty marsh
solid field
#

get out

#

but grats

hasty marsh
#

equiped a 915 for months

#

ty 😛

hasty marsh
#

Dude.... why

frozen pecan
#

is that thing 970 I can't see it

vernal adder
#

ye

frozen pecan
#

where do you live?

spare cloud
#

Ban pls

frozen pecan
#

I gonna carrot you

vernal adder
#

not me thou

manic vigil
#

Well, @unreal coyote certainly is the King of puns. Holy fuck LuL3d

shrewd oriole
#

lul

manic vigil
#

Aaaand there goes the rest of my data volume. Rip me I hate you guys (I blame you obviously)

lone junco
#

@dire spoke So many carrots

dire spoke
#

😋

jovial kite
#

Have i missed a meme

#

fill me in with the carrot fam

lone junco
#

970 EoC disenchant made my stomach turn

#

that timeline was actually one of my logs. made for good meem.

jovial kite
#

Nice

#

Solid meme

#

Shame i missed it

dire spoke
#

ye

#

get out

jovial kite
#

cys

#

on cd preferably

keen inlet
jovial kite
#

🤢

dire spoke
#

are these mythic boe?

jovial kite
#

Absolutely disgusting and on theme

keen inlet
#

rest of mog is garbage

#

but shoulders

#

literal exang god tier

dire spoke
#

I sold them for 900k

#

LUL

unreal coyote
#

Monk gear is lame

safe tiger
#

@hasty marsh can i have that?

sand whale
#

anyone tried evasion for annihilation M argus?

hasty marsh
#

`how bout no xD ><

keen inlet
#

monk gear is lame
literally exsang icon floating on shoulders

lone junco
#

lol at those ball shoulders

#

would wear

#

but I also put about 1 minute per month into planning mog.

#

and that is my quota for the week.

viscid helm
#

what is annihilation

safe matrix
#

an·ni·hi·la·tion
əˌnīəˈlāSHən/
noun
1.
complete destruction or obliteration.
"the threat of global annihilation"
2.
PHYSICS
the conversion of matter into energy, especially the mutual conversion of a particle and an antiparticle into electromagnetic radiation.

sand whale
#

edge of annihilation

#

I'm actually too scared to try XD

viscid helm
#

yes you can

#

but you need to face towards it

sand whale
#

yeah that's okay that means can output more dps for 2nd set if bad position

jovial kite
#

you can always shadowstep too if eva is on cd

keen inlet
#

edging toward annihilation?

jovial kite
#

ss should be up for all edges

viscid helm
#

or you know

#

you could tank the boss

#

so that everyone can stand in a safe spot

#

🤷

#

and dps

jovial kite
#

wtb tanks

viscid helm
#

i did it

#

my sub weapon is now 75

keen inlet
#

mine's 73

#

and i want

#

to

#

do bad things to myself

dire spoke
#

80 dab

keen inlet
#

70-75 is still painfully long

#

if you're not actively farming every source of AP

#

but i'll get there ebfore bfa

#

just in time

#

to kill artifact

dire spoke
#

S P O I L E R S

viscid helm
#

thats my plan for outlaw weapon

#

my only source of AP is from mission table

keen inlet
#

devs literally saying "artifacts not returning, get epic send-off" for months
SPOILERS

#

(I know you're memeing Zem)

strange python
#

Did someone say my name?

keen inlet
#

@viscid helm I can't really complain because I know if I were actually doing WQs, emissaries, etc daily, esp with bodyguard items, I'd be rolling in $$, OR, leggos, and AP

#

I just don't f'n want to at this point. burnout on that content is real

viscid helm
#

same, i just log in a few times a week to collect/send missions and check BMAH for t3

keen inlet
#

but then I get on my alts

#

and look at the same content

#

and I'm like

#

"no"

lone junco
#

I just have 2 champs on my alts.