assassination

[fast nacelle]

to do 2.8m dps

actually the one guy did only 2.7m on 2.3

can beat that with less pb rng

[prime void]

"only" 😉

[fast nacelle]

i was at 2.790 at 2.30

when i compare the parse

[prime void]

oh fat

I don't think I've had a solid vari pull in a bit

[fast nacelle]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/rzy76Xa9xJL8Avg3#fight=17&type=damage-done&start=3642134&end=3795265

😛

idk i prefer for hc sells to do every week another spec

https://i.imgur.com/CJ333Ws.png

rather than just hoping for the PB parses.. same for mythic

(eventhough we just started reclearing and only raid 3 1/2h per week)

u can do some nice things with assa but in the end its all about kill time and pb luck or rng on your envenom /poisons

so w/e

[plain thistle]

haha, nice 😛

[prime void]

yeah trying to r1 as sin

is pretty frustrating

[fast nacelle]

if we would rekill 11/11 i d be #1 in mythic in 3 weeks

but what does that matter

[main monolith]

4t21 mantle /bracers u 2t20/4t21 bracers/boots is best?😄

[prime void]

sim it

[plain thistle]

if you have a good ilvl T20, its worth

[prime void]

most likely t21 tho.

[plain thistle]

if not, use shoulder with T21

but sim it

[fast nacelle]

rly depens on your whole gear.. for me nearly every fight is bracer + insignia

[prime void]

what did you play for argus

[fast nacelle]

bracer insig with ep

just one kill but was fine.. we had a 2% wipe where i was at 2,2m or so (would have been #3 behind 2 pb braindead rekills of asians)

[tranquil birch]

bracers insig ep

[fast nacelle]

#1 had 14,5% pb

[lone junco]

Gotta have big kid crit to play ep.

[tranquil birch]

Between that and Flowi's alacrity obsession giving actual results I just don't know what to think anymore

[lone junco]

Ep tb is my highest poison by far.

[fast nacelle]

you either go for max parse and just play MP and pray for 14% pbs

or you try to figure out whats best on average

for me it was EP with insig

[lone junco]

Yeah. I don't play pb roulette.

[tranquil birch]

My sims don't give results with EP playing shoulders/wrists that's for sure

I'll have to try with insig I guess

[prime void]

eyy vendetta on pull simming like 14k higher

Litttt

[lone junco]

Try with 45 base crit

[fast nacelle]

depends rly on gear... my gear is stupidly good beside relicts

i had like tons of crit

[tranquil birch]

Is that with boots Miz?

[prime void]

naw

[tranquil birch]

nice

[fast nacelle]

i think on mythic argus bracer boots is fine aswell

mantle + bracer is retarded though

(at least when u progress..)

[lone junco]

@prime void I've been looking at that and i think if you can get the tbKb in the open shoulder. Before the vanish. It matters.

[prime void]

man I had a pull on argus where I was at 3.3M going into p2 lmfao

[lone junco]

Vendetta/garrote mut rupture tb Kb.

[fast nacelle]

sure..you have these pulls

but im fine with being at 2.6m average

[prime void]

Well ofc that wont ever be the kill pull lmfao

[fast nacelle]

rather than 1x 3.3 and other times 2m 😄

also you never just look at p1

its p1 + p2 to see whats gucci

[lone junco]

Exang is really steady. Just doesn't ever get a high bomb multiplier.

[prime void]

Oh I was memeing

[fast nacelle]

else u just can go for mantle + bracer obv 😛

[prime void]

We were 19 man pulling so I was running cin to make the push

[fast nacelle]

lol

[lone junco]

Belt is good for that.

[prime void]

Dude was like brb bio- came back 20 later

[lone junco]

Saw a 12m open peak.

[prime void]

.<

[fast nacelle]

yeah... if you progress p1

like.. first 5 pulls

😄

[prime void]

Yeah, it's for memeing

like I said

[fast nacelle]

our rogue (tophifee)

played belt on KJ

my brain was melting

[lone junco]

I did too. For prog. Shoulder belt sub.

[fast nacelle]

theres legit no reason to play belt on kj

even progression

😄

[lone junco]

If you never get to bracer. It's wasted.

[fast nacelle]

it does like 200k dmg on adds which were relevant

in p1.. everything else didnt rly matter

even insignia is better

or vigor ring.. i did first kill with vigor iirc

[lone junco]

We needed to push boss So we didn't get adds in flight.

[fast nacelle]

and another decent kill with gloomblade

[lone junco]

I've never even used gloomblord

[turbid harbor]

i played vigor ring on that fight

never got to parse on it because we stopped dps for 1min+

[fast nacelle]

yeah it was nice

same

[turbid harbor]

before darkness phase

[fast nacelle]

vigor ring was rly underrated

if you could add feint per minute usage in sim

[lone junco]

I liked it after bracer nerf.

[fast nacelle]

vigor would be BIS by miles

same for avatar

(if you arent the one who can tunnel boss)

its funny tho... played gloomblade insig in tomb and now EP insig in antorus

insig best

[lone junco]

3k crit is nice.

And boots are lame in mechanic delays.

[turbid harbor]

i played gloomblade mfd on maiden prog because my guild were too special to deal with orbs in the sky

so couldn't play dfa

left them pretty quickly after that

[fast nacelle]

same

i wasnt allowed to use dfa for 2 months or so

[turbid harbor]

xd

[fast nacelle]

what a tilter

[lone junco]

Only time I tell our sub not to dfa is coven lightning.

[fast nacelle]

its only fun if they run

[lone junco]

"I swear to god, if you kill me again, it will be the last"

[fast nacelle]

10/10 would suicide to never see coven again

[quick ice]

^

I volunteered to sit this week

then one of the other melee "started lagging"

[turbid harbor]

yikes

[fast nacelle]

our rogues always fight

who has to play coven

had luckily a week off cause i rly cried a lot

[lone junco]

Is there a better item rack than default? It doesn't have enough sets.

[fast nacelle]

y do u need many

[quick ice]

there's a WA to add more

[fast nacelle]

with wa? O.O

whats this black magic

[quick ice]

that's what I said when I heard of it too

https://wago.io/r1GjIaUJf/2

[fast nacelle]

has science gone too far

[lone junco]

I try to keep st/aoe for sub. Snd/rtb. Exang. Shoulderbracer. Bracer boot 2p4p. Bracerboot 0p4p

[fast nacelle]

yeah used to have tons of sets for sub aswell

for m+ - trinkets... vigor/bracer/cloak

now its just ST and Aoe with moonglaives

lol

[lone junco]

Yeah.

[fast nacelle]

for the 1 key per week

[prime void]

do you just like insig so much for the straigh consistency?

With pretty low variation ?

[lone junco]

Ep works well with argus crit buff.

And bracers don't even buff env. So might as well buff ruptures.

[fast nacelle]

insig does just more dmg with my gear and mut buff

EP was always good since tomb

[lone junco]

Insig dmg like 7% overall?

[fast nacelle]

nah.. 4.5-5%

i think.. idk

[lone junco]

Then it's prob just closer to a really really high crit ring.

[prime void]

24 garothi kills tyra

:0

[quick ice]

I always forget bracers don't buff envenom...

[fast nacelle]

sellruns and boosting alts

EP on 2 target fight
https://i.imgur.com/0TRPMWs.png

[lone junco]

People jerk shoulder bracer. And it's so variant on bombs.

[fast nacelle]

was my only assa boss in tomb

with like no assa weapon

idk shoulder bracer isnt even bikk

for me at 4 min fights

on average

[lone junco]

If you have access to crit, you can do a bunch of other builds. The 22/210 only has one choice.

[fast nacelle]

yeah

[quick ice]

pretty sure the fact that default fight length on raidbots is 5min impacts what people wear more than you'd expect

[fast nacelle]

if you have the gear for other stuff than mantle + bracer 5 min is a good break point

where mantle bracer could get worse

for me its 4 min already.. kinda break even on average

obv when u have 14% pb MP with mantle bracer is better

[quick ice]

got 17% the other day - no bracers

good thing though, they all came in opener

[fast nacelle]

8m opener are sexy

[lone junco]

If I could get the nibble ring to hold for vanish, my mptb shoulder might do a lot better. Sim just fires off blank.

[fast nacelle]

2.435.773 DPS - 4 min EP insig
2.414.054 DPS - 4 min MP mantle
2.393.305 DPS - 4 min MP boots

[lone junco]

That's a real spread.

[fast nacelle]

4,5% insig according to sims

[lone junco]

Insig bracer?

I'll see if I can beat my 2.04 exang

[fast nacelle]

ye everything with bracer as second leg

[lone junco]

i got alacrity to be just -2%. kinda funny.

[plain thistle]

thats your sim tyra? 2.4m?

[fast nacelle]

4 min with 15 pantheons though

[plain thistle]

oh

[supple hearth]

you've literally posted that 7 times today. Don't spam it again please.

[lone junco]

@fast nacelle going long on that KB

[jovial kite]

well its good osmeones keepng count since i am not

[supple hearth]

if it exceeds 2 in a day again I might not have to anymore 😉 😉 🥄

[fast nacelle]

@lone junco what do you mean

[lone junco]

tail buffed with both tb and nibble

made for a good kb though.

was a good peak for having 0bomb.

[fast nacelle]

oh well yeah just do some envenoms if u got fine cp gen

😄

idk which boss but i made sub opener while assa spec but cant rmb

i have this in hc too..when i switch specs my muscle memory cant keep up

[undone lodge]

good morning shadowblades 🍺

[fast nacelle]

a bit too early (or late) for beer

[supple hearth]

its only 8:45pm what do u mean too early/late

its the perfect time

[lone junco]

@fast nacelle yeah. i have vanish env while exang spec more than once now. roll out of Argus back into garothi and brain stops working

[fast nacelle]

yeah i have some assa opener with mut too

cause i think its shadow strike

we ain't getting younger

for exsa i had actually tons more fuck ups lol

[quick ice]

I tried to do my sin opener on my feral the other day

[fast nacelle]

not used to that shit..

[quick ice]

that did not work

[fast nacelle]

yeah i do that on my dh

i got stealth on Q on rogue

and felrush Q on dh

the rest is history of some ninja pulls

[quick ice]

vanish/savage roar on the same for me

[fast nacelle]

also trying to jump from high stuff on my alts

forgetting that im not sub rogue..

same for assa.. in vault

[crude coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/362078582618718232/414991199548735488/unknown.png?width=1202&height=677
guys, what should i do ?

[fast nacelle]

bind all your spells 😛

you should run raidbots.com but probably right route

[quick ice]

play in full-screen

[spare cloud]

[lone junco]

bb is nice

[spare cloud]

Why am I yellow

[quick ice]

you've been pirated

[spare cloud]

I mean I changed specs a few times in bot spam, but the bot didn't seem to work

guess it was done manually

[turbid harbor]

bind all your spells was a good answer 😄

[fast nacelle]

our def spells are offensive cds!

made to cheese

use them

[pure forum]

does anyone know how to get cruciweight working?

[turbid harbor]

i mean

theres no way you're pressing keys up to 7 8 and 9

[spare cloud]

Razer Naga

[turbid harbor]

so hes clicking everything

not just def cds

[spare cloud]

But yeah.

[turbid harbor]

unless you're using your elbow

[fast nacelle]

using mostly 1-3 😄

4 is distraction and 5 is blind

[quick ice]

@pure forum what problem are you having with it?

[pure forum]

right now it's default blank, with no weights. I'm wondering what the current qweights should be for it

[fast nacelle]

check pins

you can import weights

[pure forum]

Fantastic, my heroes

[fast nacelle]

did you find it?

[pure forum]

Indeed I did.

[fast nacelle]

aight

[pure forum]

Don't have the legos for it yet but ill get them sooner or later

[lone junco]

damn. thought insig was going to hang in there.

49/135

[fast nacelle]

what talents do you use

[lone junco]

2233211

i ran a whole list

[spice frost]

look at these fkin poison bomb procs

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/MwJgV9c61qXkFLNA/#fight=34&type=damage-done

[quick ice]

yeah that's a lot

[vapid moth]

im currently playing on a potato connection and its pissing me off

[turbid harbor]

yikes

[vapid moth]

we are on coven and from the pull to the first ads i saw nothing

[tranquil birch]

that guy definitely creamed his pants in the opener

fucking 10m

poison bomb doing 4m dps at one point alone

[gilded lark]

or the dude that linked a log yesterday with a peak of over 13m

6.8m pb dps in opener

[quick ice]

just a little bit of PB damage

[devout hollow]

https://pomf.pyonpyon.moe/rkpajs.webm

[jovial kite]

i aint clicking that shit

[devout hollow]

RIP it doesn't embed on mobile

22m peak dps

[quick ice]

poison bomb 100% balanced

[spare cloud]

Not sure if Stormwind and killed a rat

[quick ice]

I don't think you can do 49mil to rat

oh, right, I know what you mean

why are there even rats in that area tbh

[devout hollow]

I mean it is balanced

If you don't get too far above/below 6-8%

It's just random which sucks to play with

😒

[spare cloud]

I just started KCD

I thought the graphics were shit when i watched gameplay

but it actually looks really good

wtf

[quick ice]

watching potato gameplay?

[spare cloud]

Yes

Apparently

[quick ice]

I'm thinking about buying it

might wait for the patch coming that apparently will fix lots of bugs

[spare cloud]

Like the only reason it probably doesnt have a 90%+ score on stream

is probably bugs

[devout hollow]

What bugs even, I'm a few hours in with no issue

[spare cloud]

Can't say, just started the prologue

no bugs yet, which is nice.

Heinrich kinda looks like a male version of Arya though

[jovial kite]

What is kcd

[spare cloud]

Kingdom Come Deliverance

[jovial kite]

Ahhh i see

[lone junco]

2p4p exang is really silly for the ilvl.

[dire spoke]

I overslept coven progress

feelsbadman

[manic vigil]

get your shit together

[devout hollow]

Feels bad

That's happened to me

Lazy boys

[manic vigil]

has toffeefee explained by now why he always has a noseless avatar? because I still don't get it

[spare cloud]

Because I don't have a nose. What is your problem, are you against people without noses?

Nosist?

[manic vigil]

yes

is it funny? I just don't get it

halp

[dire spoke]

@manic vigil 👺

[manic vigil]

well, when are you rading?

19h? overslept....

[devout hollow]

😏

[spare cloud]

It looks sexy.

[manic vigil]

well I just don't get it then, fine

kids these days

[dire spoke]

for some reason my body thought it's a gread idea to sleep for 8 hours in the afternoon

🤷 idkman

woke up at midnight

[manic vigil]

that might be because you have no proper rhythm at all

[dire spoke]

well

I do again now

[manic vigil]

see

and you skipped wiping your ass off on coven

who's the real winner here?!

[dire spoke]

think they took a ranged instead

let me look at logs

[manic vigil]

I watched naya wipe on coven for 2h or something today

great fun

then the finnish overlords oneshot it on weak's stream and that felt depressing already

good thing I don't have to go there

[dire spoke]

ahahah

mh had 4 balance

39% best try

15 tries yesterday

[devout hollow]

15 pulls over what time?

[dire spoke]

2 sp 2 locks

we do three hours

[devout hollow]

Sp

[dire spoke]

with a short break

[devout hollow]

Just memeing

Our sp are terrible

Feelsbad

I bet others are actually good

[gilded lark]

how can you be terrible at sp even

just make sure you're hitting something every gcd

[turbid harbor]

it can be hard if you have to move at unfortunate times

[gilded lark]

i mean true about the movement thing

i was maining spriest for farm, then started antorus prog

noped the fuck out of that spec

[turbid harbor]

i had it for my main alt for the expansion until antorus

cba with it anymore

[gilded lark]

yeah it's a good spec still

but with the movement a lot of fights require

[devout hollow]

Ye pet should have immunity or just be a dot ffs

Like sp needs a pet running around d being retarded

[gilded lark]

getting 60+ stacks of vf feels fucking awesome

but getting to like 35 and popping bender

only to get cucked

fucking sucks

[turbid harbor]

😄

i had over 80 on host

felt like a beast

[steep obsidian]

hey you could still have to play s2m where if you get a mechanic at a bad time you die

[turbid harbor]

you could move freely with surrender

[devout hollow]

😩

[turbid harbor]

that's a big one

[jovial kite]

Exsang king

back to sp

[devout hollow]

With mantle aoe m+ with high hp mobs on aoe

Fok Into 2 ruptures since envenom crit buff won't help

Or nah

[jovial kite]

Env until shoulder buff is gone

[devout hollow]

Yeah but

Ok

Any way to not cap energy in opener

Gcd on vendetta kills. Me

[steep obsidian]

didnt someone sim opening with vendetta as a dps increase or was that a meme

i think so

[gilded lark]

it's in simc

it's been the default apl for months

[steep obsidian]

there ya go

[nimble tartan]

BOONK GANG WHOLA LOTTA GANG SHIT

[jovial kite]

🤔

[viscid helm]

[jovial kite]

https://youtu.be/FKfX-BXGr9M

[midnight latch]

[shy kestrel]

ayy big doinks tho

smoking big doinks out in amish has been my gnote for a minute

[dire spoke]

[midnight latch]

Nobody speaking english here anymore

[jovial kite]

https://youtu.be/UpQoLDyoazw

[manic vigil]

that's even more disturbing than flowi's alacrity talk

[dire spoke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

^ how I imagine flowi and weak trying to explain their meta play to each other

[lone junco]

@jovial kite this was worth it.

https://youtu.be/aqVc-7ZnLJk?t=112

sexy music

[dire spoke]

gang

[stark heart]

@midnight latch нет

[midnight latch]

@stark heart

[viscid helm]

Did u kill argus @stark heart

[stark heart]

No

2% wipe best attempt

[midnight latch]

flowi rubbing it in

fuckin toxic

[viscid helm]

When is next raid

Stfu naya

[stark heart]

Not really, I am fine with that question

Don't go full AMR mode @midnight latch

@viscid helm tonight

[viscid helm]

Ez

[stark heart]

Should be

[jovial kite]

Dead channel

[devout hollow]

We're pooling posts

[lone junco]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WZ4M8M2VbauEo

[quick talon]

👧🏿

[jovial kite]

so we pool and then do no dmg anyways

Just like pooling posts and never posting

[viscid helm]

This channel is as dead as @midnight latch progress

[jovial kite]

still dead

[midnight latch]

wew

[shrewd oriole]

wew

[quick ice]

wait, how long has @midnight latch been green?

[midnight latch]

over a week now

[quick ice]

hrm. apparently I'm blind

[strange python]

There any good macro combos for poisoned blade or any other abilities?

[viscid helm]

What

[strange python]

used to be able to bind throw knife to like mutilate

so when you where close it would mut and when they range it would throw

[quick ice]

not sure why you'd want that anymore

[strange python]

why wouldnt you?

[viscid helm]

That seems extremely clunky

[strange python]

how so?

[zealous dew]

wtf is poisoned blade btw ?

[viscid helm]

Well lets say ur waiting for energy, spamming muti

Boss moves

[strange python]

poisoned knife*

[viscid helm]

Now u casted pk

DPS loss

[strange python]

Honestly its more for pvp

[zealous dew]

try #pvp then

[viscid helm]

I would think its even worse in pvö

Pvp

[shrewd night]

Ayyyy

What up my dudes

[viscid helm]

Cause people lag like fuck

[strange python]

thats just u

[viscid helm]

Thats not how the game works

[strange python]

Sorry forgot you worked for blizzard, anyway I found my answer

[shrewd night]

[jovial kite]

[shrewd night]

Dont even think it works without a button modifier regardless, so that defeats the entire purpose

[midnight latch]

@viscid helm since you work for blizz pls keep alacrity in the game for bfa

[viscid helm]

I intend to

[jovial kite]

yeah and make exsang 200%

ty in advance

[viscid helm]

I already sent a PM to all the TC's so they know what to write on alpha feedback

[jovial kite]

Tell ion hi for me too while ur at it

[midnight latch]

coffee break with ion

[viscid helm]

Ohh wait maybe i should download it myself now

[jovial kite]

yeah now that ur blizz employee you can i think

[viscid helm]

Its just been sitting there on my launcher

[midnight latch]

[jovial kite]

Dead channel

Talk please

Im at work

[shrewd night]

Im at work too, I keep peeking into this tab and its all dead

[zealous dew]

i'll throw a random question, i have 985 CoS + random t2 + strangler relic, do i replace my 865 ma/mos/malc ?

[shrewd night]

pls

[zealous dew]

please help

[shrewd night]

kys shantal in the best kind of way

dw notter, its the simmed kind

[zealous dew]

can't, raidbots says, your class doesn't do damage, we''re not wasting CPU for that

[jovial kite]

well, tb does no damage

Probably the worst build atm

[zealous dew]

i'm playing alacrity

[jovial kite]

so raidbots is right in a sense

so whats the issue 🤔

[zealous dew]

you haven't answered my question

[jovial kite]

simit

seems shit though

[zealous dew]

thanks mate! new to rogue btw

[jovial kite]

No problem

In that case icyveins and amr are ur top 3 choises

[zealous dew]

noxxic too ?

i follow that blindly for my surv hunter

[lavish frost]

pls never use noxxic

[zealous dew]

why not?

[lavish frost]

noxxic says

Agility > Mastery > Versatility > Crit > Haste

[zealous dew]

ah, they prob don't sim themselves

but that stat weight is not bad

[lavish frost]

its more like Mastery > Crit > Versa > Agi > Haste like 3 months for me with a lot of changing gear

[zealous dew]

maybe not updated but...

[shrewd night]

what do you even mean, agility is your best stat wtf

[zealous dew]

well you use GO

it's 5k agil

shame on you

garbage trinket made for trolling you

[lavish frost]

if my option and simbots are not good or trustfull go to warcraftlogs and go to all rogue that are going for 100logs

nobody uses 200 agi stone

[zealous dew]

i do

put it in my vigor ring

[shrewd night]

why wouldnt you use 200agi gem and agi food

its your best stat

[shrewd night]

Clearly not enough agility

[lavish frost]

xD

[shrewd night]

Spec out of subterfuge, and put nightstalker and agility will be your best stat

Why are you even subterfuge

[drifting cosmos]

🤔 we use feast cos its provided by rl

[shrewd night]

We use fish because its better than feast

[lavish frost]

i played pvp befor i logged off and im at work

[zealous dew]

what fish ?

[lavish frost]

hanvt realised that i still have it

[shrewd night]

DMF one

[lavish frost]

Stat-Weights

It is always highly recommended to sim yourself to see your own stat weights. Stat weights change with items, so please always double check.

Poison Build

Mastery>= Crit>Agility>Versatility>> Haste

Bleed Build

Agility>=Crit>Versatility>=Mastery>>Haste

[shrewd night]

bruh

[lavish frost]

thats from the guide in the pins :9

[shrewd night]

this guy doesnt actually get it

a) agi is your best stat, or b) you dont get that you are getting dumpstered on when it comes to memes

Pick one

[idle prairie]

meme is not received. Try again later.

[lavish frost]

my sarcasm isnt skilled high it seems

[drifting cosmos]

is the fish one like 1% vers?

[shrewd night]

ye

So its like ~500 vers

[idle prairie]

Sarcasm wasn't received. We'll get them next time.

cod end game defeat music

[drifting cosmos]

hmm mastery food might still better tho, if poison build

[shrewd night]

300 mastery vs 500 vers

🤔

[lavish frost]

375

[shrewd night]

Still

MAYBE if you're panda

But not if you arent

[drifting cosmos]

🤷 everyone sims differently

[shrewd night]

^

In my case, crit food would potentially be better than fish, but I havent done the tests yet

[idle prairie]

Belf still BiS 4/7 best race

[shrewd night]

Not even top3 race, get out

[lavish frost]

my calculator says mastry food (with my stat weigts -- havnt nightstalker in that sim) is 17k dps + and versa with 500x is 19k

so the fish is better

[shrewd night]

with ->my<- stat weigts

[idle prairie]

m8 belf best aye, at least xmog doesn't look like trash on it. NIghtbornes shoulderpads look like mountain ranges

[shrewd night]

bruh, like

[lavish frost]

that right

[shrewd night]

Shouldersize matters alright?

Its 2018

Cant just say shit like that

[idle prairie]

It is 2018. Shoulders are cisgendered bigotry and oppressive micro-aggressions

[shrewd night]

Check your shoulderprivilege

[zealous dew]

1 versa is 475

[idle prairie]

I am belf shoulder-oppressed. Call the police and have this cisgendered shoulder nazi arressted

[lavish frost]

still 18k+

[midnight latch]

daylie reminder pvp us a minigame to keep casuals busy

[lavish frost]

pvp ilv scales with rating

so idk what your gear is like

[viscid helm]

What

[sharp viper]

damn that is some next level bullshit

[viscid helm]

No fucking way it does

Lol

[lavish frost]

nobody answered his question doh 😮

[zealous dew]

pvp 😄

[fiery nest]

Lol

[lavish frost]

more like ♿

[sharp viper]

pvp stats scale with +1% per 10 ilvl above 900 (baseline)

[lavish frost]

i have to work so i cant nonstop watch chat 😃

[drifting cosmos]

🤷 you should focus on your work instead of misleading ppl

[zealous dew]

anyway back to relics, is strangler a good relic ?

[viscid helm]

Serious?

[fiery nest]

It's 130am on best coast usa u must be an eu pleb

[viscid helm]

Stop

BB so good

I have 70% crit

[fiery nest]

I have 130% crit in stealth

[zealous dew]

i have 0 crit when logged out

[fiery nest]

Lol

[strange python]

my girlfriend calls me max critter

[zealous dew]

quitter ?

you're not trying hard enough

and to be honest, nobody believes that you have a GF and you play rogue

girls hang out with monks these days

[fiery nest]

Prove it

With nudes

[zealous dew]

take a pic of you and her playing rogue at the bottom of meters

[fiery nest]

Lmao

[zealous dew]

with a newspaper

that's what she said

[fiery nest]

Ur raid sux then xd

[zealous dew]

wait, at the top of meters or in bed ?

if in raid, i agree with the blue guy

[fiery nest]

If both rip

[zealous dew]

we can buy you a book to spice up your love life

mmm foursome

[jovial kite]

Thhefyxk is going on

I go lunch break

Ppl come in say pvp gear scale with rating

[zealous dew]

someone is having some sex issues

[jovial kite]

Then say ppl mislead

[zealous dew]

we're helping

[fiery nest]

I can join special Olympics and be top 3 too but you don't see me bragging about it

[jovial kite]

wat en fuk

[viscid helm]

This is why i should BE a shadowblade

Right

[jovial kite]

yeah

100% agree

[zealous dew]

I vote tom for sblade

[jovial kite]

We need a proper EU shadowblade

[fiery nest]

EU anything 😂

[jovial kite]

like, flowis got it all. Top 3, private logs, enjoy the game, lives in eu, dont listen to no shitnagging

[zealous dew]

raids 2h/week

does mechanics

tops dps

[viscid helm]

Actually

35min

Yesterday

[zealous dew]

do you waste a flask for 35 ?

[viscid helm]

No i have the rune thing

From rep

I actually fucking lost it at argus

Last night

Couldnt fucking stop laughing

[fiery nest]

EU teeth 😂 EU food 😂 EU taxes 😂 EU women 😂 EU men 😂 EU weather 😂 EU anything 😂

[viscid helm]

P3 has less mechanics/challenge than 1st boss

[jovial kite]

Wow triggered spotted

[shrewd oriole]

Lmao

NA players

[zealous dew]

he's blue in a green world

be kind to him

[viscid helm]

There has been 19 school shootings in Na

This year

Nice place

[jovial kite]

Freedom

[fiery nest]

Fake

[shrewd oriole]

I am fat my brain has delay you guessed it right I’m from NA

[jovial kite]

Fuck yeah

[fiery nest]

Stat

[shrewd oriole]

Your president is trump LUL

[fiery nest]

True

[viscid helm]

Its been less than 2 months

[shrewd oriole]

Your country is a fiasco

[fiery nest]

He's a fucking idiot

[shrewd oriole]

Your people elected people

What does that say about them

🤔

[fiery nest]

Nah

[zealous dew]

well to be fair i'd shoot every student in my country as well, i just don't want to go to jail

[jovial kite]

so are majority of the ppl for electing him 👌

@zealous dew ur on a list now

Enjoy your partyvan

[fiery nest]

He lost pop vote by over 3 million

[shrewd oriole]

3 mill

[shrewd night]

P L I T I C S

[shrewd oriole]

In a counter of 350M

OMEGALUL

[shrewd night]

How about yall take that politics banter into #off-topic

[shrewd oriole]

Country* stupid phone

[fiery nest]

350m voted?? Citation needed

[jovial kite]

A M R I C A

[fiery nest]

Dumbass

[jovial kite]

wowowowowowo

[shrewd oriole]

classic American

[jovial kite]

Thats fucking toxic

[viscid helm]

[shrewd oriole]

You’re gonna cite your us rank as well ?

[jovial kite]

[lavish frost]

♿

https://youtu.be/zA52uNzx7Y4?t=30

[shrewd oriole]

Cuz your guild are too shit to compete with Eu

[fiery nest]

Completly false

[shrewd oriole]

LUL

[fiery nest]

Lmfao

[zealous dew]

someone has been triggered

[jovial kite]

Get shrekt NA sub boy

[fiery nest]

Damn u EU guys get triggered so easy

[jovial kite]

inferior continent, inferior spec

[shrewd oriole]

Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

[fiery nest]

Yikers

[viscid helm]

See this is again a prime example why i should be a mod

[shrewd oriole]

Ban every American

[viscid helm]

[fiery nest]

Not toxic btw

[jovial kite]

i mean the american boy was toxic as fuck

[midnight latch]

autistic chat is autistic

[jovial kite]

Flowi woulda muted him

[shrewd night]

Usually people asking to be mods shouldnt be mods

[midnight latch]

wait I meant accoustic 🎸

[viscid helm]

@midnight latch

Atop

[shrewd oriole]

He’s not asking

[viscid helm]

Stop

[midnight latch]

@viscid helm what

[vernal adder]

[shrewd oriole]

He’s staring

Stating*

[shrewd night]

[viscid helm]

You cant call people "special"

[jovial kite]

naya you ruined our eu circlejerk

[midnight latch]

[shrewd oriole]

The only good thing America has is music

[shrewd night]

wat

[shrewd oriole]

It’s a fact

[shrewd night]

HOLLYWOOD, HELLO!?

[fiery nest]

EU 0/2 in world wars

[jovial kite]

😭

🤣

[midnight latch]

[jovial kite]

The classic

Great comeback

[shrewd oriole]

America can’t kill a bunch of uneducated people in jungles

Still thinks they know how to fight a war

LUL

[viscid helm]

Theres no stopping this now

More

[lavish frost]

if we start a war in the eu we can call it world war atleast 😮

[shrewd oriole]

America shows up at the last minute of the war, helps out and then calls themselves the saviors

[shrewd night]

wat

[shrewd oriole]

OmegaLUL

[midnight latch]

as far as I know germany went 0/2 concerning war

not EU

[shrewd oriole]

I’d rather live under Nazi germany than trump tho at least hitler was smart LUL

[fiery nest]

Too easy to trigger tom no wonder he got muted last night 😂 soft EU boi

[shrewd night]

Tom got muted?

[fiery nest]

Look at him

[shrewd night]

[fiery nest]

😂

[shrewd oriole]

Feels bad man when hipz got muted too

Lmao

[jovial kite]

now kiss

[shrewd night]

You sink lower and lower for each day Tom

[zealous dew]

back to subject boyz

[shrewd oriole]

I’m like the titanic

[zealous dew]

where's that guy with GF playing rogue

[jovial kite]

🤣🤣

[shrewd night]

Another prized NA possession

amirite?

[shrewd oriole]

😂😂

[jovial kite]

"Gf"

He bought her with 100k

On trade

[shrewd oriole]

100k? Cheap

[shrewd night]

Id buy a gf for 100k

[zealous dew]

BMAH ?

[shrewd night]

Jus saying

[shrewd oriole]

I wouldn’t

Too high maintenance

[jovial kite]

lol

[lavish frost]

xD

[shrewd night]

Tom, she might be russki. Getting a foot in before getting invaded would be in my best interest.

[jovial kite]

Way to diss ur own gf

Lemme screen this and send it to her

[shrewd night]

[zealous dew]

you have tom's gf number ?

[midnight latch]

wait

[zealous dew]

ahi ahi

[midnight latch]

you gonna sent the picture to toms hand?

[shrewd oriole]

Lul

[jovial kite]

Yes

I paid 101k

[shrewd oriole]

Leaked gf noods

[midnight latch]

dude

[jovial kite]

thats right

[midnight latch]

no nude pics

[shrewd night]

DELETE THIS

[midnight latch]

of your gf

[shrewd night]

THIS ISNT PORN CHANNEL

[zealous dew]

NUDEs!!!

[jovial kite]

You degenerate

ITS THE WRONG HAND

[zealous dew]

why your GF has so short legs ?

[shrewd oriole]

I broke up with my last gf like 10 months ago

She was American

🤔

[vernal adder]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/231/841/fb4.jpg

[zealous dew]

she voted for Obama ?

[jovial kite]

He said left hand

Thats right right there

[shrewd oriole]

Left hand holds the phone

[zealous dew]

no in ear ?

[jovial kite]

🤦

[zealous dew]

amateur

use both hands

[shrewd oriole]

Lul

[shrewd night]

Hold phone with mouth, press button with tongue

what is this, special olympics? OF course you can

[zealous dew]

yes you can!

[jovial kite]

But hey remember

Eu 0/2 world wars

[shrewd night]

Without EU nobody would have won

Think about it

[shrewd oriole]

That was actually hard

[shrewd night]

AYYYYYY

[jovial kite]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[shrewd night]

There we go

[midnight latch]

HOW

MAGIC

[lavish frost]

10/10

[zealous dew]

shave your arms dude

are you a monkey?

[jovial kite]

wow

[shrewd night]

Its still winter wtf

[jovial kite]

Toxic

[shrewd oriole]

Is that a reference to the fact that I’m half black!

Also winter in Portugal LUK

LUL*

[jovial kite]

[zealous dew]

i wouldn't date a hairy gurl

[shrewd night]

Youre not portugese stfu

[vernal adder]

shaving your arms

[shrewd oriole]

Winter btw

[zealous dew]

vodafone P

poland?

pakistan?

[shrewd oriole]

Portugal

[zealous dew]

panama?

puerto rico ?

[shrewd oriole]

Paraguay

[zealous dew]

maanantai to you buddy

[shrewd oriole]

The last time it snowed in Portugal I wasn’t born

And neither was my mom

[viscid helm]

Its so fucking cold rn

[jovial kite]

Cant believe its only -9

Feels like closer to -20

[vernal adder]

wind

[shrewd oriole]

Negative temperatures are monkaS

[jovial kite]

its pretty still

[jovial kite]

Wheres the schoolshoot count in that NA weather app

[shrewd oriole]

^

[jovial kite]

heavy chance for slaughter

[vernal adder]

oh its raining in england, im suprised

[zealous dew]

hey be nice

[viscid helm]

You dont actually live in fucking florida

Do you

[shrewd oriole]

Rain is the one thing I have yet to get used to living in London

[viscid helm]

I mean its one thing to live in NA

[vernal adder]

I love rain

[viscid helm]

But florida

[idle prairie]

I wanna leave Aus for UK, just because the weather is cooler there.

[viscid helm]

Are u stupid

[zealous dew]

welcome to miami, bienvenido a miami

[shrewd oriole]

Portugal has less rainy days than the UK has sunny days

[idle prairie]

Sick of high 40s

[shrewd oriole]

So I’m not used to it at all

I had never owned a umbrella until moving lmao

[jovial kite]

Duck and rice is 👌 in soho

[shrewd oriole]

I’m in Portugal for vacation ahah

Was my mom’s bday so I skipped a week of classes 👌

[viscid helm]

4 weeks soon

Gimme gimme

[vernal adder]

got 1 week now

[jovial kite]

Going to to kopenhagen next month

[zealous dew]

maybe he's on his way to mexico after he found out his hands (gf) are pregnant

[jovial kite]

For 2 weeks

[shrewd oriole]

😦

[viscid helm]

Ahh snowboarding

Is life

[shrewd oriole]

True

[vernal adder]

I cant snowboard for shit

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah but

[viscid helm]

Yeh

[shrewd oriole]

It’s good for killing yourself

[quick ice]

26deg C here at 8pm

wtb cold

[jovial kite]

Lets trade

You can have it

all the cold

[shrewd oriole]

Glass is always greener on my neighbor’s lawn ahah

[vernal adder]

rather have -10 than +26

[jovial kite]

no fukin way man

[shrewd oriole]

26 is fine

[jovial kite]

Summer is bae

[shrewd oriole]

When it gets to 40’s

That’s when it’s unbearable

[shrewd night]

NA phenomenon, tidepods.

[shrewd oriole]

Na education

Whatcha expect

Lul

[shrewd night]

Detergent is good for you

Lets eat them

[vernal adder]

hope they drink bleach next

[jovial kite]

Gun laws are great for you, lets not have them

[shrewd oriole]

You’ll take my guns from my cold dead hands

[shrewd night]

Doesnt matter about gunlaws if kids in NA still think its smart testing if a lexicon can stop a deagle bullet if you hold it up against your chest.

[viscid helm]

Can we have a show like this here every morning please

[shrewd oriole]

+1

[viscid helm]

This was very entertaining

[shrewd oriole]

If flowi was mod we would

[jovial kite]

yeah

I tried to wake the channel up for 3 hours

Literally bored at work

[shrewd oriole]

@shrewd night lmao I saw that

[jovial kite]

Need memes

[shrewd oriole]

So depressing I swear to god

If you think about it tho at least America is practicing survival of the fittest

[warm parcel]

Oh right

[shrewd night]

ayyyyy

[warm parcel]

You guys are at work

xd

[vernal adder]

usa is playing pubg irl

[shrewd oriole]

LUL

Nah it’s more like fortnite

Cuz they’re obsessed with building shit

[viscid helm]

Im not sure browsing discord and reddit counts as work

[shrewd night]

wat

[viscid helm]

But its what they pay me for

[shrewd oriole]

$$$

[viscid helm]

[shrewd night]

I get paid to be available. Which in turn means I get paid to wait. So 🤷

[warm parcel]

:teecup:

[zealous dew]

you should make videos how to play rogue

[shrewd oriole]

🍵

[zealous dew]

and help the community

[shrewd night]

[shrewd oriole]

Lul

[jovial kite]

@midnight latch is doing that already

[shrewd oriole]

If everyone learns how to play rogue

[shrewd night]

AMR doesnt pay enough for that shit

[shrewd oriole]

Flowi looks worse by comparison

[viscid helm]

Naya is taking over Ravenholdt

Yt

[shrewd night]

Infexious got NOTHING on Naya

[shrewd oriole]

The more uneducated the masses are the more revered our leaders are

Lul

[shrewd night]

Also, where is infexious, I thought he was a blade

[prime void]

good morning tom ❤

[shrewd oriole]

As if blades read this chat

LUL

[shrewd night]

I dont see him on the list!

[zealous dew]

i'd like a guide how to +3 a fortified 10 upper kara

[shrewd oriole]

Morning mizu

[vernal adder]

just have Nelbur ping them

[viscid helm]

Already told u

Naya took over

[shrewd oriole]

N e l b u r

[zealous dew]

@midnight latch halp

[shrewd night]

who the fuck is that

[midnight latch]

😂

[shrewd oriole]

How to get hated by strangers in the internet

[shrewd night]

ROFL

That ping

[zealous dew]

the hell i know

[midnight latch]

you called

[shrewd oriole]

A class by nelbur

[jovial kite]

Paging @rain garden

[zealous dew]

@shrewd rampart

[jovial kite]

[shrewd oriole]

Lul

[shrewd rampart]

Yo what

[zealous dew]

toxic

[jovial kite]

[zealous dew]

LOLz

[vernal adder]

[jovial kite]

Ok

Thats a mute

[shrewd night]

[jovial kite]

[zealous dew]

@EyeofCommand985+s

[shrewd rampart]

The fuck you want

[jovial kite]

[zealous dew]

so toxic

[shrewd oriole]

Run, the mods are coming

[jovial kite]

A wild calle appeared

[shrewd night]

I cant breathe

[viscid helm]

Tagging notter was over the line

[midnight latch]

[shrewd oriole]

Tagging everyone wasn’t

LUL?

[jovial kite]

[spare cloud]

Notter is dnd

who knows why?

[jovial kite]

i think israel started a war

[viscid helm]

Theres a war

[midnight latch]

yeah

[shrewd rampart]

@zealous dew Why did you tag me?

[jovial kite]

Yeah

Explain

[spare cloud]

Post your profile picture again please

[shrewd night]

@zealous dew PLS RESPOND

[zealous dew]

tagging random people to increase the toxicity of this channel