#assassination
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to much meta
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I mean, if we are getting mathy about this
Sim better than crit mast
a NSed KB is like.. What.. 25m?
Same flowi.. but 985 vs 950
if the add lives for 14seconds
The add lives for 14 seconds, at least in my case
My god warcraftlogs is shit on mobile
yes
ours live 24s ๐
another boring day at the office
thank god tonight is raid night
oh no wait
no mor raiding!
Literally wanted to KMS yesterday at raid
Farm is fucking residentsleeper
Paying more attention to stream on 2nd monitor than the boss fights
i like farm more than progress :x
I just miss full CD cycles because im just auto attacking and doing something else
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Idd
couldn't ever do that, too much dmg meter competition ๐
same nefy
Flowi i don't mind replacing you
once progress is over, its time to have fun cheesing
I like farm more than progress because then MAYBE Ill get a fucking doggos trinket 
Idk i have never been as triggered on farm than last night
Only put effort in at aggra when i heard weak said on stream hes gonna beat me
Isnt that business as usual?
WEW
not even close
rekt :>
Wait hold up
You are raiding on one screen
Watching a stream on the other
BUT ITS WEAKS!?
Had to tune in
Its done
what is dis dungeon picture?
is that a room to symbolize your life?
Yes
No that's where he keeps his shits.
Empty and alone
Look with a room that size you could capture at least one person.
I think his country has had enough fritzls
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I saw that 
Austria
^
@shrewd night you know, one time, in 2009, when i was in the supermarket i saw this person and i took a pic...
https://scontent.fsdv3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10400180_73548833254_4081355_n.jpg?oh=ad7e486d8148ff76827f33617d3710ee&oe=5B19D7C3
Why
Happend not to far away from where I live
Is that supposed to be the jewish equivalent to fritzl?
who's this creepy guy ?
lmao
he looks exactly like him
Are you high?
Heโs tired
what the fuck notter LOL
not really man, the only thing they have in common is the hair colour lol
^
he's still waiting for a good rtb
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he was "pretending" to text weak
in 2009 ๐ค
weak wasn't born yet
Spreading fake news and taking creepy pictures of old people
^
I dont know if thats the summary id want about myself
I know I dont
did you at least ask if you can take his picture notter
Why do you think he got the creepy gaze?
did that guy sue you for stalking @gaunt moat?
Itโs not focused so it was probably done in a hurry
You think i'd ask permission from a guy who might lock me up in his celler?
Youd probably go along with it tbh
Hot.
'Itll be the BDSM experience of a lifetime, promise'
i must say
this is one of the weirder things i've seen from someone i thought was normal
Notter normal
Do the LUL emote

pure toxicity
I have this auto fill text in my screen, ill write a message with it. Get ready to be amazed
Iโm not a big fan though because you guys were a lot better than me in the past year or two weeks ago I had a great time at the end I didnโt even want him in the way I did that he would like a good idea
Yes
ha gay
Its not german ๐ก
what does verzenden mean
Close enough
Send
Oh god
Its a one letter difference
Itโs Dutch
Donโt worry
Just gonna say I didn't get enough sleep. well
We are all a bit ๐ฅ
You only have 1 set?
Yeah
I have 3 pair
I know those feelings
Wait
I usually don't need to wear them.
Dude
Pair of pants is acceptable English
its gramatically correct to call 3 pants, 3 pairs of pants.
Oh
Technically a pant is only 1 leg I think?
when do you press tb ?
You dont
You roll arms
@zealous dew you have pants, share with toph
I'd love to take your warm pants
true!
I got pants week 5
because RL said rogues don't do dmg
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(coined ofc)
Pants was actually the first part i got
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i was only after 4set for m+
still no nitro.
nobody cares about raiding
pretty unreliable though

thanks
Why use discord if you got no nitro
My paypal doesnt work for some reason
I tried it just gives me an unexpected error then the window closes
whats nitro
its the feeling when you realize discord has taken over your life
when you think more about mememing in assa chat than your math paper that is due tomorrow
meming is more important than quick maths
would only buy nitro to access the blob discord
the blob emotes are the fucking shit man
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!relics
List of relics for each spec: http://tc.ravenholdt.net/
gray_hounds relic sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vmVwWWnNhrbzi0S_qK6emjFquyUexbTmOEov7vkRjjg/edit#gid=0
because you dont have nitro
oh sure
don't expect a reaction though
Still reaction muted because i impaled @dire spoke with pins
blobaww
ye the blob discord is just for emotes iirc
this one is cool as well tho
it moves to the right, so if you post multiple, they form like a congoline
ye
sucks that nitro costs money ๐ก
wtf <.<
i want my emotes for free
I found the biggest fragnance fan yesterday

was streaming on his warlock with exactly the same interface he probably got from subscribing
but he probably didn't know how to import the font
and he was flaming his teammates in upper kara 15
the one where you don't see the nameplates?
Did a upper kara 15 last night on my rogue
Got a triple PB on trash
'so glad to see a rogue knowing what to do'
k then
I played assa in upper once
Happened to me as well
But nobody recognizes the skill involved in proccing pb at the right times
hahaha
Wasnt worth my time regadless, no trinket
Yeah havent seen one either this week
did you pb the sparks on curator?
I just hope i get a 975 one out of the chest like another rogue from my guild last week
I mean, I did that too, but I did a triple PB on the big pull after worm
Oh crap
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I was too slow
best thing you can do is shadowstepping a flamewreath guy with bolt
i proudly did it
I tried dfa with flame wraith
Guild group wasnt happy
But you do what you have to do
so you're the idiots I get in my upper kara pugs
As long as you cloak first, whats the issue
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Sometimes we take three rogues in a g-run for kicks
but I play other stuff
the pun
I play some hunter, some aff
some monk
think I have like 50 days at this level on my most played alt this expac so not too shabby
I need to check mine
i don't play with hunters
Although I rerolled so I dont know what the math is
they ninjapull everything
yo not a rogue question but like if i use carafe will it proc shadowbind
this is a fucking healer question
my hunter has 27 days, my monk has 12, my aff has 50
i have no idea how you even remotely thought anyone would know this
yea i said not a rogue question xd
my rogue has a bit over 155
um maybe someone in here plays a healer bro
but why dont you at least post it in a healer class discord
Thats kinda normal for a really active player
they asleep
expansion came out august 30th right?
175 days in like
So guys
When do I use Touch of karma 
Really Active in Terms of not working I guess
how do i walk forward
Also most likely 70 days are just afk
How does shockwave work?
that question has actually made me irrationally angry
its on such another lvl of dumb
He even has twinks with 60 and 25 aswell.
He is always doing stuff like m+. He spent ways less on afking
Which of them 
Which add should we focus on argus hm btw?
But guys
the only serious one
what does garrote do
is it still live?
Guess he means the intermission with adds
Yes
I'm just joking because a) the answer is obvious b) there are no adds on M
@steep current obviously nature
Is that when he goes to the middle and splits into all those fire elementals?
He wrote hc tho
Yeah because rogues dont go on the orbs
He wrote hm
Hm = hc
hardmode
Hm = Hm
highmaul
Thats some Ulduar shit
Hardmode is the hardest one for me stil
hm = hmmm
Hey
lul
Or smth like that
Dont throw shade on the place where I buy my pyjamas pants
Coolest

@quick talon it's you
nothing wrong with HM
but saying HM is quality is like saying macdonalds is healthy

Yeah their marketing department is exceptional
In small amounts it is ๐ค
Why though
I too am a single mother in my 30's
their salad is less healthy than a big mac
Yeah you buy a bigmac and just eat the salad od it
If you're gonna be unhealthy, why be slightly less unhealthy
why go to macdonalds for a salad
It was a joke
Yeah you gotta be commited
because you're pretentious
I bet there is a study that proves that eating small portions of your own shit is beneficial for your health
At least
LOL
tbh, the only time Ill think mcdonalds is an acceptable meal is when Im too drunk for a kebab
Yes
you can never be too drunk for a kebab
Drunk macdonalds is the only acceptable form of macdonalds
the appeal of a kebab raises exponentially the more drunk you are
after a night out nothing feels as good as a fat greasy burger
same goes for any trashy food tho argo
Thats some quality economics class right here
you need to read this tom https://imgur.com/gallery/g19vTEt
kebab is the god of drunk food
But mcdonalds is not even that greasy compared to other fast food places
Its the other shit that destroys u
Well tbh I never ate a Kebab that was as good as the one I ate when I was drunk. It never tasted like that again
Kebab is the god of drunk food until you drop it in your lap or onto the ground
And then you puke on it and continue eating
^
i would eat it off the fucking floor
nothing would get between me and my kebab when im shit drunk
The kebab even costs 1 Euro more at Night here
I intentionally didnt say floor because lets be honest, youll drop that shit down a set of dirty stairs
They know how to cash in
What are you even talking about lol

There used to be that thing where if you bring your last test with a good grade then.they would give you the kebab for 1 euro
Its everywhere around here
wat
what the fuck lol
The only reason they would be able to afford that is if the 'kebabmeat' is yesterdays cat that was trapped in their dumpster
with a bit of rat and european girls mixed in
I dont think the production cost for a kebab is that high
Tbh
Depends on the place though
if they are selling alot of kebab under their worth, then there has to be a reason as to why they can or are willing to go with the lower price
outside of the obvious PR statement 'we care about our youngsters grades in school' which for the record is a load of shit
Yeah ofc
Like, Im guessing a regular kebab is like what. 6-7 EUR?
Tophritzl btw
Youre next
in line for kebab? Nice.
Yeah special kebab
4 euro in salzburg
next in line for becoming kebab
Whats with kebab being dirt cheap in germany
ups didn't see lul
what the fuck 4,5 euro for a kebab?
: (
it's that cheap because they use gammel meat in germany
they cost 5.5 in denmark, and thats the cheap ones
haha
Kebab costs 10eu in sweden
How
lol deleted
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never going to sweden
A kebab is like 6-7 EUR over here, how is it 10 in sweden
denmark, sweden, norway super expensive but it's so nice there โค
where is "over here"
denmark, sweden, ->norway<- super expensive but it's so nice there
Its not 10 EUR for a standard kebab in Sweden tho xD
get rekt
Lul
the question is, what do YOU even mean?

?
thought you were a dutch turkish hybrid
what in the fuck
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sorry I guess ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
fuck me, lvling dungeons are brutal now with the lvling changes
you cant kill the bosses without a tank and healer anymore
Oh noes, cant rush through shit as 5x dk ๐ฆ
Im doing the slow way, just using the valentines event to level characters
Its like 45% of a level each time
In Izmir i paied a kebab about 0,40โฌ ๐
wat
Wat
Here there are Turkish lira I remember
Goddamn mini erdogans
So after conversion in euro that was the price
i would be so fat on kebabs if i only had to pay 0,4 euro
I understood why so much new opening of kebab seller all around Italy
@exotic glen are you playng in Pure?
No m8. There I eat the very best kebab of my all life
yeah its me lorentz

i wrote to you once, but i think you missed it
not salty btw
In a clean beautiful central โrestaurantโ

DansGame @ whoever eats a 0,40โฌ kebap
Btw: something new over assa in BfA?
well depends what you know so far
yeah, they are deleted now
Explain as I donโ joe nothing
boom
bleeds are hasted
mastery affects bleeds as well
dispatch and CT are back as talents
that's about it
ty a lot ๐
poison bomb is a talent.
@exotic glen say hello to comrade Torty for me 
right, forgot about that one
i thought you only knew courtnie?
I know that and suggest to change in FINAL as talent
Better than proc IMHO
SB? 
scrubbusters
courtnie sounds like grill
oh I have no idea where Torty played
oh I see
Does the grill make good steaks?
steak fingers
Mutilate refunds 5 energy if used on a poisoned target.
so they are literally fucking Venom Rush
hey, in opener, if you garrote -> mutilate -> rupture, do you rupture with however many CP or do you go for 5 CP Rupture?
By that i mean risking to waste combo points
You dont waste CP as you are applying another rupture to get max duration later
Oh, oke so even if you have 3 CP in opener, you still rupture?
@amber quail Yeah but is 40 energy worth it for that?
No
opener without shoulders?
Yeah, no shoulders
just use mut again
without shoulders the opener doesnt matter
TrowinKnife donโt cost 40...
Throw knife is something you dont use unless you are out of range of the boss
@atomic grotto That's my question @amber quail
i wouldnt do it
yea eith shoulders is not a matter...but suppose that him donโt
only if im forced to be out of range of the target
There is a language barrier here that is exceptionally hard to traverse
However, from a general standpoint, straight out of the opener I dont care how many CP the mutilate gives me. Ill rupture once, then once more later to apply the NS rupture for full benefit of pandemic
I remember it cost 25 and apply poison
i agree with that
@shrewd night Oke, so the very first Rupture isn't that important, gotcha
ok, now Iโm completely gripped XD
it depends on when u refresh ur rupture with NS
without shoulders i do a 4-5 cp rupture on opener do the whole vendetta kb stuff and then refresh with ns
although i hardly play without shoulders
lul
isnโt question related to NO shoulders?
@amber quail YUp
So u asked to โwhat to do with about 4cp: rupture or muti?โ
@amber quail Question is: Garrote -> Muti -> Rupture, That first rupture, do i use it with 3/4 CP or do i muti again for 5 CP rupture
But yeah, thx for clearing it up
with 3 muti
Flowi the pooh

@atomic grotto That's a "dot" not "point" but i heard ya ๐
Yup, good they're making a talent out of it
Also not seeing Kingsbane there means they've removed it i guesss
@atomic grotto haha, oke but i still corrected you wrong in that case it's a "period" not "dot" i'm retarded
While keeping bleeds up
maximize env uptime ๐
You forgot about dispatch
sin rogue is hard ๐ค
My baby dispatch
U dont take that shit
you can take MP and there will be no dispatch
Its vs MP
I think they really wanna push a bleed build
Neither will you take TB
DISPATCH 
Literally
Flowi is alacrity believer
but garrote and rupture
I think azerite pieces have a chance to spice up things
Lmao, Azerite Talents can change gameplay a lot
it depends how impactful they plan them to be
Has been dmg increase or something
Guys, are you serious right now? Azerite Neck is Artefact 2.0, it's gonna have massive impact on rotation
No
'massive impact' 
Oke, not "massive"
It had 0 impact on rotation
but still, they said you will be swapping pces of gear
On what has been revealed, but what i'm saying is that it's gonna have a similar impact just like Artefacts
Similar impacts as artifacts? What in the fuck
You have 0 basis for that
My logic is that they will greatly improve it based what they learned from artefact weapons
I'm not making a statement on something that is not yet released
just arguing expectations
You just did
You're in for a disappointment then
Saying it WILL
Bad wording then
Have an impact
I am disappoint
ENGLANDO
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@viscid helm we haven't seen central nodes
or rather effects they plan to put there
if they are on the level of tier bonuses and golden artifact traits we have now they should be enough to spice up rotation
Well at least they will have the same traits
man I hope vendetta will be on a player
Finding the new maw and farming it for Artifact pow-... I mean azerite
So you dont have 50ilvl lower item with BIS traits
And BE forced to use it
Like relics
still can happen
kinda
different pieces give different traits, they are not random
but I can see some heroic shoulders beating other mythic shoulders
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Do they actually work like that? I thought every shoulder piece would have the same traits
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To avoid the current shit relic system
Different >slots<, different traits.
Afaik anyways
uhm that is not what I meant
say there are 2 shoulders from raid
from boss 1 and 5
they have different trees
Do they though
I dont think so
but heroic and mythic shoulders from boss 1 have the same trees, power of nodes just scaled with ilvl
Hmmmmm
that is my understanding so far
and I am pretty sure that is what they meant
that would be weird to have the same exact tree for a slot
'A piece with the same name will have the exact same layout of traits -- You'll be able to see it in the Dungeon Journal. No RNG!'
then you just pick best secondaries and that is it
Fml
A W W T I S M
Maybe its time to quit
Battle for Legion Part 2.
didnt think much of blizz anyways
relics are random
azerite trees are not
you know beforehand what you are going to get
not tf/wf
I mean that feeling when t1 raid shoulders have some insane traits , then t2 releases and those shoulders are scuffed traits
Back to using t1 ones
'Hi, we are removing tiersets because we feel it locks down diversity in gear. But we are introducing azerite armor in those slots that lock down which piece you want. So really, no difference BUT IT FEELS FRESH'
yep
it can happen
although since there is not chance for tf I doubt it would
but probably couple specs would be an exception as usual
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Idd
Wow, Shiennar, that sounds like a great idea.
but wouldnt make enough ilvl gap in between so you have to use t2 gears?
Thats basicly what they are doing though
I also like locking armour slots just like legendaries do.
depends on the traits potency
like if you put CoF effect in tier 1 shoulders tier 3 with some shit AoE central node will never win
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Well the idea itself, consdiering you also have trinkets is actually very good, how it comes into play, w'll have to see
i think they should learn from legion and dont design traits that worth 50 ilvl anymore
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I find cool that you swap gear pces between fights
shut up, I ADORE thrash on my guardian
yeah, outliers always exist
Outlaws?
๐คท but no one would bother if only 10 ppl play that outlier
๐ it will just be some nice meme we can talk about
"sorry we don't care about all those players that play this outlier spec that wants shoulders from EN in Antorus"
mkay
nice joke
I want the shoulders from EN ๐ข
LF casual guild btw

Idk how i feel about progressing all the way till New raid opens tho
But thx for the offer
At least there is smth to do?
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This is why i wanna be casual
that is ๐ฅ by Flowi
I should try that some weekend
Actually go progress into some normal pug
See how long i last
2 pulls
Id probably die from alcohol poisonin
Then i got shitty shoulders
Before half way
Never doing that again
'Man, I fucking hate progress, Im just going to take this week and pug instead'
After thirteenth wipe on Immonar
'Man, I really hate pugging, Ill suck my RLs dick so I can return again'
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I could join one of those "3 day" raiding guilds
Then KMS when they actually raid 5-6 days in the end
saaaaaaaame
Exactly
This is how 3 day guilds work ;
Hello we are 3 day guild
We have optional 4th day raid
Friend is in a 2 day raiding guild, only raiding heroic tho 
actually raiding 2 days xD
We raid 2 days. But we raid 5 days during progress.
Ohh and we also schedule extra raids to weekends cos no one is doing anything else anyways
I get so irrationally triggered when reading shit like that
Welcone to 3 day fucking guilds
ye
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3h guild btw
We actually progress 2h a week and we are proud to anounce that we are world rank 1 alliance guild with only nightelfves and dwarves in it
chuckles
Anyone has weak aura for poison bomb procs / dmg ?
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Our 2nd raidgroup has raided 3 days a week for the past 2 weeks though bein a 2 day guild because farm has been so painful to them so no progress
bites snickers
huh?
Well it happens and thats fine but you shouldnt make it look like you raid less than you actually do
I mean if everyone wants to raid more than 2 days who gives a shit
I dont join a 2 day guild to raid 1 or 3 days though
idk man i'd just say fy if they invite me for a 3rd raid
or some shit like rescheduling ever other raid
any guild raiding any extra amount on progress should be listed as such on wowprogress. its so gay to raid 3days a week just to see you got barely beaten by a guild that raided 2 extra days for the first 3 weeks
that sounds like a really funny concept zou
we raid 3 days a week
maybe 1 day
maybe 3
I was a dick to those people approaching me when I was LFG
stay tuned
'So youre basicly a six nights a week guild'
Well if you try to increase your rank on the levels between 30-80 or smth like that you kinda have extra days to be competetive
then list yourself as a 4-5 day raiding guild instead of advertising yourself as 2-3 days
its not that hard
Yeah
Ofc and thats where the retarded shit begins
Cant be #1 3day guild, that spot is taken by Method
Unlucky
2 day guild? Method
i remember not long ago when some #1 3day raidguild was the alt-guild of exorsus
I mean they are technically a 2 day guild
They just put the 2 days of the following weeks all in the first one
even though they technically raided 7 days a week
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I mean we should obviously advertise being #1 no daytime raiding guild
I mean there's also the opposite ๐ --> people advertising : MYTHIC PROGRESS GUILD 5 Days a Week !!! and then actually raiding only on weekends and on the occasional wednesday
No
sure
Dont lie
I have never seen that
Never seen anything like that in the top 200 hell even top 1000
Well I mean Dalaran Screemers be saying that and then you go check their profiles and that comes out
Who?
Well dalaran screamers are most likely not actual mythic progression raids
^^^^^
Sounds like a 5000 guild
I was in a top 8k guild once
Even they didnt do that
Because thats just embarrassing
I'd have to search for them again, hopefully they still exist
who the fuck are daralan scramers
Trade chat spammers
My future guild
Recruiting for guild
lul

With that schedule
Rogues only
"friendly banter"
That washed up pleb
only shitting on each other on coms
No ty
cant you do it now already 
Even better, Only Sin allowed
Just 5 rogues trying to join a pug
make it the ultimate trashtalk clique, like the good old AJ dazs
But get declined because pug raidlead thinks mythic argus ach is faked
You mean the song?
i wanna be in guild with naya
Everyone in the guild thinks naya is a girl and tries to hit on him
blue bois aint toxic ๐ค
to quote my boi @manic vigil
Hey sexy would you like to mix poisons with me?
Someone said you're as bad as jazu
"naya sounds scary af he is prob 2m or something"
But jazu is a nice guy
dude
Probably voice changer
boi
Kappa
nice boi jazu
Can never be sure
mem
what are you ? one of those savages who call it "mi mi" ?
one of my friends calls it
excuse me, its migmig
call him a goat
no one saw that ๐
meeeeh
@old sphinx I did
Lmao
you fucked now
Meh me. Two syllables
On ninja squad
meme (/miหm/ MEEM) ๐ค
mamaye
@stark heart can you not
can I not what?
Maymay

what have i done

@spice surge ๐
me? never
@stark heart dont lie ๐
Wf + socket @midnight latch

gib
hello, can i ask some newbie questions?
sure
Naya, you got this
so i've hit 110 for the first time 5 days ago(boosted my character to 100) and i'm ilvl 909 already, is it good?
no
Are you not 975 yet?
oof
you get 910 ilvl for free basically

Wow Notter really didnt like me
i mean i know its not good overall
Feelsbadman
but considering im playing for the first time and it took me like 5 days
5 days of playin or 5 weekdays since you boosted ?
@viscid helm if you wanna see the most popcorn search for the time saber became mod ๐
its kinda hard to quantify if thats good or not, most people here have played for years
5 days of playing straight
same
The time mich got banned was funny
Well getting itemlevel fast isnt really something you can say is good or bad
Its mostly about luck
@midnight latch it only shows like 100 old messages
Well you can grind for the basics
Pls
and what about professions? i havent touched it yet, are there any recommendations for rogues?
Enchanting
alchemy, you need to learn how to make poisons
migmig
what have i done
I heard the higher your alchemy is, the higher you pb procc rate
Yeah
If you have alchememey you can also double poison the flask in cos
So the boss dies at 50%
20 %*
He gets intoxicated by the smell of your gnome rogue pussy
stop meming me T_T im newt and want to learn
what tom said
Alchemy is nice, engineering is nice, enchanting is nice
still I would recommend enchanting and alchemy
Just pick whatever you want
If youโre a patient man
if you like doing that
@spare cloud but i dont know if you are serious or not then
