assassination

[strange python]

Fucking autocorrect

[warm parcel]

🤔

[grim jay]

shuttlebus storm

[dire spoke]

Shuttlebus dude

[shrewd night]

Ayyy dadvyn

[dire spoke]

new meme inc

[shrewd night]

Did you see it already 😉 ?

[grim jay]

it? 🤔

[strange python]

Okay it’s off now

IT?

[shrewd night]

1. my benis 2) what I tagged you in last night

[strange python]

Why would he want to see either of those

[shrewd night]

Because its 2018

[grim jay]

where did you tag me ? lol

[shrewd night]

And if he didnt Id go all #metoo on his ass

WOW

I see how it is

[strange python]

Whats that?

[grim jay]

last time I got tagged is last wednesday

[strange python]

#metoo?

[dire spoke]

#notme

[strange python]

Weak can you sim yourself in spam for me

@warm parcel

[dire spoke]

nice try

[warm parcel]

Eeh how

[grim jay]

@shrewd night ye it really was last wednesday

[warm parcel]

K. Doing

#bot-spam

[dire spoke]

2.1

pretty

[grim jay]

get tripplespooned mate

[warm parcel]

O sweet

Koji got another few k dps

[strange python]

Using ring?

[shrewd night]

Ahahahahahaha

Just fucking kidding

I tagged the wrong davyn

[grim jay]

alt is at 2.3 but

monk 🤷

[warm parcel]

Ye insignia sims nice

[strange python]

Cool

[warm parcel]

Due to muti buffs

[grim jay]

anti 😒

[strange python]

What does 2p and 4p do

[warm parcel]

For t21?

Endless energy

[strange python]

You cap with vigor?

[warm parcel]

Naa. Vigors still fine

I just felt like using anti

So went anti insignia mantlr

And apl improvs turned out anti as good as vigor for me

[dire spoke]

🤔

[strange python]

Whats default?

[warm parcel]

2+4 vigor bootwrists

[strange python]

Ah

[warm parcel]

Or 4pc mantlewrists

[strange python]

Shouldnt 4p win cause ilevel?

[dire spoke]

930+ is okay

[warm parcel]

2pc is really good

[strange python]

Or 2p too strong

[warm parcel]

Old one

Its not needed no

[strange python]

Ye

[warm parcel]

Like my mantle outsims it now

[strange python]

Not nerfed ?

[warm parcel]

But I have 985 chest

[strange python]

🤔

[warm parcel]

Offpiece

[strange python]

Sim it

2k dps is 2k dps

[midnight latch]

aaaaaaaand someone posted the gif already

😩

[strange python]

Was that broad?

Lurking?

👋🏻

[dire spoke]

trying not to get muted 😏

[strange python]

@gilded lark 🤔 hello old friend

[gilded lark]

I accidentally tapped a name while i was reading back, so it put me as typing

[warm parcel]

👌

[strange python]

Hows the squirrel bussiness

[gilded lark]

Discord on phone is ass cancer

Oh right you missed that meme day

[shrewd night]

THAT memeday?

Everyday is memeday

[strange python]

False

[gilded lark]

Armory in different languages + google translate =

[strange python]

Sounds like fun

[gilded lark]

It's a gold mine of laughs

[warm parcel]

Bussiness life

[gilded lark]

For example

@wise frigate

Was a battle pet or mount name

[wise frigate]

You rang?

[gilded lark]

It translated SND into eggplant

[wise frigate]

It's one of the triceratops mounts.

[gilded lark]

Lul

[strange python]

What the fuck

[gilded lark]

Yeah it was memes

I went to bed about 2 hrs in

[wise frigate]

Maximum overmemes.

[strange python]

I love memes

[gilded lark]

Woke up

[warm parcel]

2 hours?

[gilded lark]

Still on same shit

[warm parcel]

6 more like

Ye

All day man

[wise frigate]

Vaginal Cream

[warm parcel]

And that was rogue only

[wise frigate]

I would use it as my name but I feel like Giggle might take offense.

[gilded lark]

Venom rush = poison load

Toxic blade = toxic leaf

All in all, google translate is an absolute disaster

[shrewd night]

Doesnt beat the Toyota incident (tm)

[gilded lark]

Did i miss something

[zealous dew]

is twitch broken or what, doesn't locate any game to update addons

[shrewd night]

Its like ten years or so ago, but they launched a new vehicle called the Toyota Pajero

[wise frigate]

Mine works fine @zealous dew

[shrewd night]

Pajero being slang for masturbation in some spanish speaking countries

[gilded lark]

Oh and run a search on the name PolishPretzel and read what he typed

Oh lmao

Toyota pendejo

[shrewd night]

Ah shit

It was mitsubishi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Pajero

[gilded lark]

What a pussy wagon

[dire spoke]

This Pretzel dude confused me 10/10

[midnight latch]

what pretzel dude

[gilded lark]

Wen use vandet n kingbin

[midnight latch]

did I miss something

[gilded lark]

Search PolishPretzel and read what he said

[midnight latch]

the fuck

is a vandet

[shrewd night]

what the actual fuck

[wise frigate]

Is it Polish for Vendetta by chance?

[midnight latch]

that seems like an actual obvious troll

like

[shrewd night]

kingbone cum ap before vendat

????

[midnight latch]

every word is fuck

[dire spoke]

😂

[midnight latch]

I refuse to believe that isnt a intentional troll

[shrewd night]

Its obvious troll

His oldest posts have proper english

[midnight latch]

the probability that he writes every single word wrong is so low thats so obvious

and he tags ero nonstop

so

[strange python]

Poison load

Toxic leaf

😆

[midnight latch]

jump of the shovel

[zealous dew]

death lies

[grim jay]

englis propaly bed

[zealous dew]

best one is still vaginal cream for progression

[midnight latch]

sad blade was my favorite

for gloomblade

[shrewd night]

Gloomblaed ❤

[midnight latch]

best translation

[strange python]

Lol

[grim jay]

what exactly was vaginal cream?

[storm ember]

Hello everyone, tell me: If you use a poisonous blade, the liveliness of Goldganet will increase the damage from it?

[shrewd night]

wat

[zealous dew]

leeching poison

[warm parcel]

Nop

Wont

[grim jay]

in no way leeching poison was translated to vaginal cream

[zealous dew]

going from poison to vagina is a moment

use KR armory and translate

gogo

[midnight latch]

@warm parcel papa weak can you bless my trinket. It procced once in the whole kin garoth fight

♿

[warm parcel]

Unlucky

[midnight latch]

fuckin 7 agi trinkets

7

77777777

[shrewd night]

I uh

used the wrong neck for raid last night

rip 40% mastery

[midnight latch]

@shrewd night I played worldbreaker on mythic with sin legos as sub

[shrewd night]

When the boss tells you no, but your gear tells you yes

[midnight latch]

pressed symbol 2cp backstab

??????????????

ooooooooooh

[shrewd night]

[zealous dew]

use prydaz + valeera

best setup for bosses

can't die even if you stand in shit fulltime

[midnight latch]

battleling with the Blood dk for most selfheal

[shrewd night]

It aint me standing in shit that kills me

Like, the balls on kinga has their own fucking gravity field

[midnight latch]

no they dont

[dire spoke]

lol

[shrewd night]

They are like black stars sucking in all the stupid

[midnight latch]

ppl are just really really fuckin bad at guessing the speed on moving objects

[shrewd night]

They are like Kirby rolling around the platform

https://media0.giphy.com/media/5ev3alRsskWA0/giphy.gif

[midnight latch]

like the amount of times our dk gambled that he could dodge the orb in the last 2 secs

astonishing

[grim jay]

play monk and kick em the other way around

:°)

[shrewd night]

Dont harass the dk, no speedincrease huehuehuehue

I dinged my monk last night

Is it REALLY as simple as

'dont push the same button twice '

[grim jay]

no

😄

[midnight latch]

but the best shit happed on saturday

[zealous dew]

can't spam fok as a monk

[midnight latch]

on bridge boss

I wish I streamed that shit

[zealous dew]

did you vanish CS a laser pew pew ?

[grim jay]

monk tbh is one of the harder classes. (still no class is really hard)
the touch of death shit sometimes is tricky

[midnight latch]

disci heal grabs my tank to the boss

[grim jay]

but you can flex with sim even if you are shit at the spec

[midnight latch]

our holy grabs me back on the bridge

[zealous dew]

lolz

[midnight latch]

like back to back

zick zack

fell of my chair

my ♿

[grim jay]

did you continue playing with your feet because you couldnt get up ?

[dire spoke]

Naya plays with voice input

[midnight latch]

the other tank taunted till I stop laughing

👌

[dire spoke]

Thats why mumbled env became CS

[midnight latch]

envenom != cheapshot

does not compute

[wise frigate]

Now I want to set up voice commands so I can scream into a mic "USE VAGINAL CREAM. USE TOXIC LEAF"

[dire spoke]

🤔

[shrewd night]

@grim jay push a button every two minutes with the split thing up 🤔 ?

[grim jay]

no you actually need to fit in certain stuff

which gets kinda tricky

[shrewd night]

'kinda'

[midnight latch]

Kinky

🤔

[viscid helm]

@midnight latch

[midnight latch]

@viscid helm

👀

[grim jay]

well it hands down is the hardest thing to do in this entrie game. spec-wise

atm

😄

[safe matrix]

Sorry to interupt your guys' memeings

but for envenom, do I like use it evis or am I more concerned about just keeping the buff up.

Yes I checked the guide.

in the pins

I'm not that dumb

[midnight latch]

keep the tier buff up

if its at 0.5 secs or less and you have 4 cp envenom at 4cp

[dire spoke]

except when rup is dropping, you shall drop env

[safe matrix]

so am I like delaying the generation of points?

[midnight latch]

not if you play with anti

[warm parcel]

You can bank cp and e

But anti allows for more cp bank

[viscid helm]

You can delay envenom if you still have the buff up and not capping energy

[dire spoke]

ye just clip at .1s

[safe matrix]

okay cool

[grim jay]

phew mate

okay cool is a meme where I live

[dire spoke]

What time is it in NA?

[gilded lark]

341am

[shrewd night]

34:01am

🤔

[grim jay]

5 hours of work left

murris sleeping

😦

😄

[shrewd night]

🤔

Got a rf 930 specter on my monk last night

didnt think it was as good as it is

[grim jay]

its decent

I mean its still specter

😄

[shrewd night]

Just need 2 more itemlevel so I can do Antorus rf

[grim jay]

do some invasionpoints

[shrewd night]

Doing the argus questline on a freshly dinged character

Id rather cut myself

[vivid bone]

you can still do invasion points...

[grim jay]

^

[shrewd night]

wat

[vivid bone]

yes

[shrewd night]

Dont you need to unlock that shit?

[vivid bone]

used to be that way

now it's not that way

[shrewd night]

!

[vivid bone]

Go check it out

[grim jay]

well you need to do that hard part

speaking with the prophet

and boarding the vindicaar

[vivid bone]

well yeah, obviously

[shrewd night]

uuuuuuuuugh

[grim jay]

😄

[vivid bone]

That's like 10minutes of work

jeez

[shrewd night]

That scenario can go fuck itself

[grim jay]

2

[vivid bone]

For @shrewd night it's 10

[shrewd night]

[grim jay]

you could even bonusroll a 930 at the greater invasionpoint

izi ilvl

[vivid bone]

Or get extra ap

[shrewd night]

Extra AP

omegalul

Took like twn minutes getting to 60

[vivid bone]

that's not 75 now is it

[shrewd night]

Who the fuck wants to be 75 on their fourth alt

[vivid bone]

git gud

[shrewd night]

ima get mine before a get got

[grim jay]

I'm like

3x 75 on main

2x on first alt

1x on third

too lazy for everything else

[strange python]

could've been 82 on main

[grim jay]

ye those 2k would be worth it

[shrewd night]

Got ass/outlaw on rogue, guardian on druid, then fuck everything else

Memewalker is just something Im gearing for m+ anyways

[viscid helm]

Sounds like hard work

None of my alts ever made past 70

Sin only 75

🤷

[wise frigate]

I've got 4 weapons at 75, one at 74 across my 3 mains. I can't imagine having more.

3 mains. 1 main, 2 alts.

[viscid helm]

If we had some dumb 75 alt req i would have prob quit

[shrewd night]

No 75 requirement?

Fucking casuals

[viscid helm]

4h a week

🤷

[shrewd night]

This is why you aren't top3

[midnight latch]

@viscid helm finish sin 75 yesterday sub is 77
dk has everything 75 and tank 76
literally wanted to cut myself on the sin grind so fuckin annoying

cba to grind any ap now

[viscid helm]

Are you on aggramar yet @midnight latch ?

[shrewd night]

Oooooooh 🔥

[grim jay]

naya had world first argus lfr

:°)

[midnight latch]

@viscid helm

we wiped on vari yesterday

at 4%

best pull

I will afk on coven thou

fuck that boss as a meele

[viscid helm]

How does one wipe at 4% when nothing changes

[grim jay]

fuck that boss as everything

[midnight latch]

@viscid helm yeah

we could have killed it anyways

but ppl legit stopped playing

like

?????

[dire spoke]

Sounds like Tank fail

[shrewd night]

its 4% guys, we can nuke it before the add casts

[midnight latch]

naah add casted throu

[dire spoke]

LUL

[midnight latch]

zone under camp

everyone resigned

like

[dire spoke]

4% funnel Boss ♿

[midnight latch]

hello

bois

execute?!?!?!?

[grim jay]

no wl no fury

[midnight latch]

2 locks

[grim jay]

😄

[midnight latch]

2 warris

🤷

[dire spoke]

And bracers

[midnight latch]

ye

I had bracers

went ham on boss

[grim jay]

MM aswell?

😄

[midnight latch]

everyone else just stood there

[shrewd oriole]

Lol naya

Vari is an aids boss

Feels bad man

[midnight latch]

maiden 2.0

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah

Have fun on coven tho

Warning

I’d hide the blades around your house

[midnight latch]

our tank for the debuffs
had legit
russian bg stutter bot

[grim jay]

try lfr argus
hf wiping at berserk until you ragequit

[midnight latch]

that fuck lagged like its no tommorrow

[viscid helm]

But coven is like 2-3min encounter

[shrewd oriole]

Not being afk on lfr

[midnight latch]

guessing if you are in range of the tank

omegalul

horrible as fuck

If I get home

[shrewd oriole]

I dislike aggra more than I dislike coven tbh

[midnight latch]

gonna clip it

[shrewd oriole]

Because I feel so useless on aggra

[grim jay]

you cant afk on lfr argus. that's the sad thing

[shrewd oriole]

Did a ranged play fuck up? Guess we wipe.

[shrewd night]

Whats the mythic mechanic on aggra?

[vivid bone]

I hate blinding fucking adds, I just wanna dps aggramar

[shrewd oriole]

I hate wiping to others mistakes and not being able to do anything about it

There’s quite a few

[vivid bone]

Stupid 11 man raid team, have to do stuff

[shrewd oriole]

But none affect melees really

Besides the soaking

[shrewd night]

🤔

[grim jay]

11 man raid team

🥄

[viscid helm]

Arent the waves mythic mechanic

[shrewd oriole]

The soaking mechanic means on the taelwsch technique you can only soak the frontal aoe once

[viscid helm]

In last phase

[shrewd oriole]

Yep that’s one of them

[shrewd night]

Those are on heroic too, no?

[shrewd oriole]

Nah

[vivid bone]

on heroic you have the fire tornados

[shrewd oriole]

On last phase

[vivid bone]

that's something else I guess

[shrewd oriole]

Flares spawn the fire slashy things

[shrewd night]

???

[shrewd oriole]

They’re easy to dodge

[shrewd night]

I could have sworn those are on heroic too

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah they are

But not on last phase

And they spawn from the boss

On M, they spawn from flares

[dire spoke]

👀

[shrewd oriole]

Aka they spawn all over the place

[shrewd night]

Like

Im CONVINCED that shits happening on heroic

[shrewd oriole]

I feel there’s some miscommunication

Not on last face man

Phase*

[grim jay]

some skills change on mythic

like a size-growing ticking damage debuff

and you need to split in 2 groups for flamerend

bcs you get debuffed after a hit

etc

[dire spoke]

sounds like shitload o fun for ranged

[shrewd oriole]

This is what it is on heroic

[shrewd night]

Yeah, but that shit happens after second intermission on heroic too, where it spawns from flares

[strange python]

lol are you in class?

[dire spoke]

yeah it spawns from players in hc

[midnight latch]

are you not seeing that multi socket

[quick ice]

if he has that many things on a powerboard in class

then that's a very interesting class

[midnight latch]

he is not in fuckin class

[shrewd oriole]

This is mythic

[strange python]

@midnight latch your school doesn't have power sockets?

[midnight latch]

no

we still have campfires

[shrewd oriole]

I’m not in class no, my desk is made of glass ahaha

[midnight latch]

instead of heaters aswell

[shrewd oriole]

I just stood up and went get some paper

[strange python]

That's dope.

[shrewd oriole]

To see if maybe visually it’d make more sense

[midnight latch]

drawing with rogues

[shrewd night]

Glass desks, when you can judge your dps depending on the size of your dick

[shrewd oriole]

You can SEE the hardon you get on pb procs

But yeah did you get it now?

On heroic the flares don’t spawn the fire thingies

That’s basically all mechanics that change for melees lol

I have 0 influence on the outcome of that boss, It’s aids

[strange python]

That's how you can see you're not a pro, Tom. Real pros use MS paint.

[shrewd oriole]

Yeah my pc wasn’t on yet ahaha

[quick ice]

ms paint is kinda 🤢 for sketch drawing imo

[dire spoke]

I also believe they do spawn on hc from players 🤔 idk why

[shrewd oriole]

I was talking to you fellas in bed 😏

[strange python]

Sexy pillow talk.

[quick ice]

I do that all the time

[verbal root]

Blades do spawn from bit aoe thing on the ground in p3 on HC

big aoe thing*

[shrewd oriole]

The big aoe thing is a different thing

[dire spoke]

Oh

[shrewd night]

OH

[shrewd oriole]

And these spawn during intermission as well

Second intermission

Wait lemme see if I can get some footage

[shrewd night]

The big aoe thing is a different thing

The feel when 10 minutes could have been condenced into this

haHAA

[dire spoke]

same

[grim jay]

just open a guide

[jovial kite]

herro team

[grim jay]

problem solved

[shrewd night]

Shut up davyn

[grim jay]

filthy lfr casual

🥄

[jovial kite]

what is it we fight about today

[shrewd oriole]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmm97yBiEGw´

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmm97yBiEGw

OK

[dire spoke]

hay mcpoison

[jovial kite]

i want to join the fray 🗡

[shrewd oriole]

go to minute 5:30

5:25 actually

and watch from there

[jovial kite]

WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING ABOUT

[grim jay]

bitches and money

[jovial kite]

life aint nothing but

so whats thea deal

[grim jay]

they just discussed about what changes on aggramar from heroic to mythic

[shrewd night]

right right right

[jovial kite]

oh

the big aoe thingy

[shrewd oriole]

the thing happens around 6:20

[grim jay]

^^ rip

[shrewd oriole]

THAT does not happen on heroic

[shrewd night]

Nah, u rite

[jovial kite]

and you get waves from pools

[quick ice]

wtb more DKs for aggramar, btw

[jovial kite]

and you get debuffed from big aoecleave

[shrewd oriole]

yeah

those are all the mechanics

[quick ice]

0 DK mains in guild is rip

[shrewd oriole]

for melees

kek

[shrewd night]

haHAA

DK in my guild that disbanded a couple of days ago keep getting offers from Aggramar progression guilds

[shrewd oriole]

kek

[shrewd night]

But its like. ye, in for one boss, failed trial once the kill is secured 😂

[quick ice]

thankfully our protadin had been prepping his DK alt

[shrewd oriole]

we only have two dks

the optimal set up is 3 😦

[dire spoke]

feel like I wanna play sub on agg ... two shadowsteps are lit

[quick ice]

but DFA in front of boss?

[shrewd oriole]

it's one of the few fights where at a median percentile is pretty close

[verbal root]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XRFK8Y5wBY

[shrewd oriole]

but dfa is aids

[verbal root]

go to 6:30

[shrewd night]

Id play ranged feral just so I could whore on adds tbh

[verbal root]

it does happen on HC

[shrewd night]

...............

bruh

[shrewd oriole]

wtf

it does

[drifting cosmos]

can you still do that backward + jump thingy before dfa?

[shrewd oriole]

I never noticed

LOL

[shrewd night]

BRUH

[dire spoke]

well I never died from DfA there

[shrewd night]

I WAS RIGHT ALL THIS TIME!?

[drifting cosmos]

worked pretty good before

[shrewd oriole]

mythic raider btw

[verbal root]

get your basics down pleb

[dire spoke]

♿ tom

[quick ice]

melee doing mechanics? 🤔

[shrewd oriole]

T O P 1 0 0 B U T Z E R O B R A I N C E L L S

must be tom

[shrewd night]

???

IM NOT RETARDED1?

[dire spoke]

Don't trust Tom, he SoD after DfA

[shrewd oriole]

Kappa

[midnight latch]

mechanics who?

[dire spoke]

[quick ice]

[shrewd oriole]

it's a pretty low responsibility raid for melees

[midnight latch]

its a fuckin horrible raid for meeles

[shrewd oriole]

not many fights apart from PK can be carried by melees

[midnight latch]

play ranged and afk

[dire spoke]

Next guide be like "use feint on CD" 👺

[midnight latch]

use feint on cd to proc boot

[quick ice]

doesn't work fyi

we tested last week

[midnight latch]

you know
if I cheapshot after vanish everyone memes on me
and if I meme
everyone takes me 100% serious
🤦

I give up

[grim jay]

You suck

[dire spoke]

h3h3

[quick ice]

maybe we're doing it on purpose 😄

[midnight latch]

@grim jay do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[shrewd oriole]

dude feels bad man

twitch chat managed to bully Ching into quitting the guild

[dire spoke]

wow

[midnight latch]

who is ching

[vivid bone]

who is Ching

[shrewd oriole]

streamer shit

[safe matrix]

Chinglish I think

[shrewd oriole]

some straya dude who sucks at the game

[quick ice]

😦

twitch chat can be very mean

[shrewd oriole]

and twitch chat meme'd him

into quitting the guild he was in

and joining a heroic guild

out of all things

[midnight latch]

somehow quin still playing

....

[shrewd oriole]

Quinn is a good player

He's just not very

[midnight latch]

:omegalul:

[shrewd oriole]

he's just annoying

[jovial kite]

am i asleep

[shrewd oriole]

and whiny

[dire spoke]

inb4 parseplaying

[jovial kite]

or did someone just say that

quin is good player

[midnight latch]

yeah

[shrewd oriole]

omegalul

[midnight latch]

someone did

[shrewd oriole]

fine

[safe matrix]

Tom r u okay?

[jovial kite]

wake me up i dont want to live this nightmare anymore

[shrewd oriole]

: (

[safe matrix]

You've been saying some pretty iffy stuff the past couple days

[shrewd oriole]

guys xavius kidnapped me

I'm inthe nightmareeeeeeeeee

[midnight latch]

nah whats coming out of your mouth is a nightmare

[safe matrix]

Don't worry we'll get to the root of this problem

haHAA

[shrewd oriole]

Maybe I'm trash

Maybe I dont watch quinn enough

[dire spoke]

switching on owls in ToS sisters with belt

'good player'

[vivid bone]

Doing ToS in 2k18

[midnight latch]

but my 955 tf set pieces

[zealous dew]

got to farm those glaives 985

[midnight latch]

gimme dat 985 spectre pls

[shrewd oriole]

ew

[midnight latch]

prob can burst adds solo with that trinket on kin

[dire spoke]

ye ew

[shrewd oriole]

playing sub in 2k18´

[midnight latch]

hey

I am adaptable

[shrewd oriole]

what a F L E X I B L E raider dude

[safe matrix]

There's more blue names in this channel than anything else

[midnight latch]

flexes

[safe matrix]

this is our channel now scrubs

[shrewd oriole]

turn cloaks

[jovial kite]

what the hell

[dire spoke]

🕵

[jovial kite]

🗡

[safe matrix]

Uve all been ousted

[shrewd oriole]

We had 7 guys apply from the same guild

dark substance

[shrewd night]

Quin being a good player is like saying Lea is a good streamer.

[shrewd oriole]

one of them is an officer

[midnight latch]

HIT HIM WITH THA FL..... takes down his twig like arms

[shrewd oriole]

Hmmm 🤔

someone is disbanding

[jovial kite]

in my experience merges rarely are a good idea

[shrewd oriole]

we are declining them all

[shrewd night]

HAH

[jovial kite]

and a packet solution (7 players) is always a bad idea

[shrewd night]

They that bad?

[shrewd oriole]

they're pretty bad

just funny

we might take one

the officer, he's a solid healer

but apart from that, they're all average players

just funny that so many of their players are jumping ship

[quick ice]

guild disbands are good sources of players, but you 100% have to pick&choose

[shrewd night]

God forbid they know HEROIC tactics amirite!?

[midnight latch]

I dunno man

merges could be so simple

[safe matrix]

Recruit me pls

[shrewd oriole]

apply

[midnight latch]

but ppl think they are entitled to some stuff

[jovial kite]

usually in merges ppl have so big 🍆 that it rarely works out

[shrewd oriole]

and I'll put in a good word for you

[quick ice]

I've been through a successful merge once

once

[safe matrix]

Nah

Too lazy

[dire spoke]

No @safe matrix it's my turn first

[midnight latch]

if have been raidlead and officer in guild xyz

yeah so?

[shrewd oriole]

the only sucessful merge in the history of wow was rapid eye movement and method kappa

[midnight latch]

you wanna kill boss orr????????

[shrewd oriole]

because there were only 3 method players

[jovial kite]

yeah but we did it like this

[shrewd oriole]

LUL

[jovial kite]

its better

why do it like that

[midnight latch]

I honestly think

there are way to many guilds atm

also raiding at the same times

snatching each others members

[safe matrix]

I enjoy the raiding at the same time though

It makes general jst entertaining

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLY!!!

[dire spoke]

well the players from Serenity merged well too No?

[midnight latch]

sewerenity

[shrewd night]

WE GON BE THE NEW W1 GUILD, SINCE SCO IS A TURD

ohwait, we only top6

kappa

[midnight latch]

that reminds me

[shrewd oriole]

http://prntscr.com/i73fvh

haHAA

jake paul memes 🤢

[jovial kite]

ugh

i just got cancer

[shrewd night]

He could have made a dangling body in Antorus meme too

[shrewd oriole]

wanna get even worse?

http://prntscr.com/i73g7n

his logs

[shrewd night]

Affliction

Greenlogs

[jovial kite]

huutista

i mean

[shrewd night]

Probably still beating everyone else

[jovial kite]

rofl

[dire spoke]

wth

[safe matrix]

Green aff lock logs = atleast blue/purple other classes

Maybe

[shrewd night]

^

[grim jay]

Smh

[midnight latch]

england is my city 🤔

[quick ice]

I mean, I'm terrible and even my logs are better than that

[shrewd oriole]

which means

he's terrible-er

[quick ice]

exactly

[shrewd night]

#Logang4Lyfe

[quick ice]

and you can just ask @austere tendon how super not-good I am

[shrewd oriole]

reported

[safe matrix]

I have orange parses and I'm pretty sure I'm actual shit

[serene glacier]

tfw you get 3m affli dps on coven but it's only blue log

[shrewd oriole]

I'm ok i guess

I'm not the best player in my guild

but I'm not the worst

and I'm certaintly the most geared

Kappa

[shrewd night]

Carried by gear then

[dire spoke]

boosted

[safe matrix]

Our best is an unholy dk

Followed by our geared to fuck assassination rogue

[shrewd oriole]

Is

that

tom?

[safe matrix]

No, he actually parses well.

[shrewd night]

LOL

[shrewd oriole]

woah there

[jovial kite]

LOL

[shrewd night]

🔥

[jovial kite]

EREKTED

[shrewd oriole]

: (

I parse well 😦

[quick ice]

what's a DK?

[shrewd oriole]

that thing that you bring for aggra

and then put back in the shelf

[quick ice]

literally doing that atm :*(

[shrewd night]

I dont know if you have room to talk about aggra anymore Tom!

[quick ice]

"so who actually has a DK?"

[shrewd oriole]

have you heard of elf on shelf? well bet you've never heard of deekay on the highway

kill me

[safe matrix]

That doesn't even rhyme

u suk

[shrewd oriole]

and if you werent so busy doing heroic aggramar maybe you too would forget the mechanics of that shit fight Kappa

[sharp viper]

975 socket eonar boots going to a moonkin cause a mage on the loot council thinks the vers/mastery boots from dogs are BIS 😦

[shrewd oriole]

LUL

Not having a loot spreadsheet in 2k18

[quick ice]

teach that mage the error of his ways

[shrewd oriole]

tbh the eonar ones are good

for boomies

[fast nacelle]

[sharp viper]

we both had the 945 hc eonar version, moonkin won them bcz misinformed mage

even linked my stat weights 😦

[shrewd night]

Look at the bright side

[safe matrix]

And honestly, you'd probably rather have the geared boomkin

[shrewd night]

Now you are guaranteed the 985 ones

[safe matrix]

Less work for you to do

[quick ice]

when the 985s next week

😄

[sharp viper]

as if, coining eonar and kingaroth all the time, no ring/relic/boots/tier chest yet, we have over 10 vanquisher token users

[shrewd night]

Guess what I coined last night

hehehehehehehehehehe

[fast nacelle]

vanquisher is fucked anyways

you share with mages and druids

[shrewd oriole]

yeah but you know

[fast nacelle]

its the worst

[shrewd oriole]

what really sucks

ordering crunchy peanut butter

and getting a smooth one delivered

[safe matrix]

Wtf

[shrewd oriole]

THAT

is dissapointment

[safe matrix]

Crunchy peanut butter sucks

[shrewd oriole]

wow

[safe matrix]

Smooth is the way to go

[shrewd oriole]

smooth sucks

[shrewd night]

Mailorder peanut butter

wtf

[fast nacelle]

peanut butter sucks

its so disgusting

[jovial kite]

what is this

america?

[safe matrix]

'murica

[shrewd oriole]

Peanut butter is amazing

it's hard to find something that you can spread on other stuff that isnt super fatty

[safe matrix]

Jam

Jelly

[jovial kite]

its super fatty

[shrewd oriole]

it is

but it's msotly protein

PROTEIN

so it's fine

[jovial kite]

no

its mostly lard

[quick ice]

depends on the PB?

[safe matrix]

^

[shrewd oriole]

^

[shrewd night]

Americans sitting there being all

Hmmm, I can a) get a mailorder bride.. or b) mailorder PB

🤔

[fast nacelle]

no wonder na cant get wf's in wow

[shrewd oriole]

yeah man mine is homemade it's pretty good

[fast nacelle]

too busy being fat and eating peanut butter

[safe matrix]

Either way you're gonna end up with nuts

[shrewd oriole]

I'm not american wtf

I'm europoor cmonbruh

[fast nacelle]

i dont talk to you , you are not the center of the world

[shrewd night]

If you are euro, WHY YOU MAILORDER PB!?

[fast nacelle]

i am

[shrewd oriole]

cuz

it's a lady that makes it

it's not mail order

it's just a pick up

but you gotta order cuz she doesnt make extra stock

[safe matrix]

How come you can even use mail

I thought rogues could only use leather

haHAA

[shrewd night]

haHAA

[shrewd oriole]

cringe

[jovial kite]

oh my god

not like this

[safe matrix]

My next joke was gonna be something like

[quick ice]

don't do it

[jovial kite]

plz no

[safe matrix]

"Check your mail privilege"

[quick ice]

we'll judge

[safe matrix]

Or something

[shrewd oriole]

only if you could kill bosses the way you killed this convo

[dire spoke]

lol

[jovial kite]

LOL

[safe matrix]

I mean single handily? I wish I could solo bosses

What do I look like

A prot paly?

[shrewd oriole]

an affli lock?

Just become Cardi B

A self aware shit tier meme

[quick ice]

doesn't vdh solo better than protadin usually?

[safe matrix]

Yeah but there was that prot paly that solod normal portalkeeper

[shrewd oriole]

what really

did he not go up lol?

[safe matrix]

Yeap

Two manned eonar

Normal

I think he got that down to a solo aswell

[shrewd oriole]

I need to do normal trilliax for transmog

[shrewd night]

Soloed Garothi even

Only took 10h

[shrewd oriole]

wasnt that a lock?

[shrewd night]

Nah, was protadin

[shrewd oriole]

I saw a lock too

he put dots and afk'd

[shrewd night]

Permacorruption

[valid moss]

are they going to removed that useless parry mechanic in BFA

[shrewd night]

Useless 🤔

Better get rid of dodge too

[valid moss]

useless and stupid

[shrewd oriole]

yeah they will also remove titanforging

reintroduce back reforging

[safe matrix]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgn4bwvceVs

[shrewd oriole]

removee lfr

[valid moss]

yea I see where it goes xD sarcasmon

[safe matrix]

Portal keeper solo

[shrewd night]

Oh, and lets remove positional requirement for backstab

[vivid bone]

Remove parry from mobs, don't remove it from players imo

[shrewd night]

And call it frontstab

[shrewd oriole]

nah

call it stabby

[safe matrix]

Just call it stab

[shrewd oriole]

cmonbruh

[shrewd night]

Or just bake it into Gloomblade

[valid moss]

i heard they removing target-combat system too, we will get new "tour-system" just like in old FF games

[safe matrix]

Gloomblade should remove positional requirements

Then it might be competitive

[shrewd oriole]

it does tho

[safe matrix]

Does it? Lul

I never use it

[shrewd oriole]

and backstab doesnt even have a positional requirement anymore

[shrewd night]

🤔

[valid moss]

but 30% more dmg from behind

[shrewd oriole]

it just does more damage when used on the back

20%

[safe matrix]

I thought it was 30 too

[shrewd oriole]

Nope

it's 20

[shrewd night]

My brain is itching again

[shrewd oriole]

http://prntscr.com/i73shi

I changed spec just for you

[safe matrix]

Yeap

I googled the ability

[sudden trench]

Why do I see so many rogues open a fight with Vandetta and Kingsbane....

[shrewd oriole]

Thinking

[sudden trench]

dont we start with Garrotte?

[shrewd night]

Maaaaaaaybe because it was believed to be good?

[viscid helm]

Vendetta opener

Is the way to go

[sudden trench]

when did that change?

[viscid helm]

Idk like a year ago

[shrewd oriole]

kek

[sudden trench]

that is the normal rotation for top pharse assasin rogues

[shrewd night]

🔥 Flowi aint top-parsing 🔥

[viscid helm]

And its incorrect

[warm parcel]

Ven has been simming higher for ages

[shrewd oriole]

yeah

[warm parcel]

People just dont want to do it

[safe matrix]

Double rupture?

In that opener

[shrewd night]

Hello?

NS?

[safe matrix]

Like I get that

[warm parcel]

Also new light into env vs rup

[safe matrix]

But you're wasting so much buff time

[warm parcel]

Rup is better if you do it right

[safe matrix]

Does rupture have a pandemic?

[shrewd night]

Yes

[warm parcel]

But for the sake of ease and brain cells in ravenholdt its better to just env

[jovial kite]

rup is always better in execute

atleast in my sims

[warm parcel]

Vanish rup requires at least an iq of 200

[shrewd oriole]

I mean

[warm parcel]

Thats the tldr

[shrewd oriole]

if you dont read advanced physics books and watch rick and morty can you even begin to comprehend the complexity of vanish rup

[safe matrix]

I mean it just seems weird to waste like 20 seconds of a debuff you just applied

[warm parcel]

Ye thats the issue with rup

[sudden trench]

so wtf is this then...

[shrewd night]

Wasting = 33% longer rupture thats 50% better 🤔

I dunno Liavre

[warm parcel]

You only vanish rup if you happen to hit pandemic

No

Rup is shit in opener vanish

Mantle or not

[safe matrix]

I guess without mantle yeah

Cause with mantle it's an envenom yeah?

[warm parcel]

But. Outside it rup wins if you can fill multiple conditions

Mantle or not

[safe matrix]

Yeah it's just weird coming from the sub viewpoint

Cause our dot is a little baby dot

[warm parcel]

Rup isnt

It does crush env in dpe

[safe matrix]

Ye, I'm working on assa

So atleast I can dual spec

[shrewd night]

Im a rebel

I went SnDlaw for dual spec

[jovial kite]

are you perhaps a risk taker?

[shrewd pine]

Hey guys, I was wondering is it worth to FoK for one CP to get 5 CP envenom?

[shrewd night]

Why not envenom on 4?

[shrewd pine]

Because I am wondering if its better to use FoK to get 5 CP envenom

I've been envenoming on 4 but just got this idea

[warm parcel]

No

[shrewd night]

Spend energy and deal idk like 2 damage to gain one CP sounds like a bad deal to me

[dire spoke]

Where is Kieron btw

Is he even raiding

[warm parcel]

Who

[shrewd night]

Who?

[dire spoke]

LUL aight

[warm parcel]

Hes known as pirated

Fyi

[dire spoke]

I know him

[midnight latch]

@viscid helm 👀

[warm parcel]

https://gfycat.com/BigFloweryBluebird @midnight latch

[midnight latch]

😩

[dire spoke]

never forgetti naya's 🍝

[vivid bone]

cheapshot lol

[midnight latch]

@dire spoke I cook some amazing pasta 👌

[dire spoke]

You flatter me

[vivid bone]

first time seeing this gif

[warm parcel]

Np. I gotcha

[midnight latch]

how could you have not seen this

😩

[vivid bone]

I sleep and do other stuff too o_o

[shrewd night]

Doesnt even know NS cheap shot is the new bug

[vivid bone]

also it's not pinned

[shrewd night]

This is why you arent top3

[midnight latch]

weak posts it like every 2 hours or when I write something

[vivid bone]

I'm not even top 3000

[midnight latch]

same as zempai

[warm parcel]

Ill ask riff for a bot that reacts to you talking

[midnight latch]

yeah notter didnt pin it

cause he didnt spot the mistake

[warm parcel]

:joy:

[dire spoke]

haHAA

[viscid helm]

😂

[vivid bone]

lol

[quick ice]

its ok @midnight latch we still love you

[warm parcel]

Maybe thats his default opener 🤔

And it looked just fine

[midnight latch]

those free 2 combopoints pogggers

[warm parcel]

You dont even get them 🤔

[midnight latch]

you dont say

[shrewd night]

This was all an elaborate ruse for Naya to gain a new following on Twitter and youtube.

[warm parcel]

Forgot /s

[midnight latch]

should I make youtube vids? 🤔

[viscid helm]

No

[shrewd night]

You could live off of your youtube series

[midnight latch]

RUDE

[shrewd night]

'Spot the mistake'

[midnight latch]

I saw that

[vivid bone]

Why not Naya, just do it

[warm parcel]

How not to play 101