Out of Context, do not request words here

[sturdy cargo]

i made a friend from it so i guess it was a w

[young marsh]

Yeah

I also done it and made 4hanayome.i-v.cc(It was my friend's discord bot name)

[fallow shale]

Many results of rubiksmath saying "deep"

[sturdy moon]

😭

[rotund geyser]

why screenshot the cursor tho

[fallow shale]

He got a bit too impressed 😭

[paper gull]

he deleted it so i clipped it through the xbox game bar to screenshot & my mouse was where the message was

[rotund geyser]

? no results

[rotund geyser]

oh

when did he say it

[paper gull]

ill check

#1215495041049436170 message

[frail brook]

Damn, no date in the title

———
Wtf is this
#1215495041049436170 message

[paper gull]

Average ballzybro gameplay

[frail brook]

Did he die?

He put too many elements on the board, ran out of memory and forgot about Infinite Craft

[fallow shale]

An infinite craft player went to camp. This is what happened to his brain.

[neon pewter]

ok q38, what are the last 4 emojis

[paper gull]

🤨 📸

[fallow shale]

Live Killerbowser Reaction: 🤨📸

[paper gull]

Real

[fallow shale]

Why were you recording tho

[frail brook]

Cant you read

[neon pewter]

no

[frail brook]

@fallow shale

[frail brook]

I expected less of you

[fallow shale]

why were you recording with xbox then

[neon pewter]

i will take it as a compklimentes

[frail brook]

Do you not know what clipping is???

[paper gull]

you can clip it and it will make a video of the previous 30 seconds

[fallow shale]

mo

no

-_-

not everyone is that addicted to electronics

idiot

[paper gull]

You're right grandpa

We should all go outside

[neon pewter]

22,861 messages

[paper gull]

LMFOA

[frail brook]

Let me quickly switch to HDMI1 grandpa

[fallow shale]

ive been exposed

messaging on mobile most of the time doesn't = knowing every shit

like come on what's wrong with ya'll

[paper gull]

u gotta study this

there is an exam coming up

[sturdy moon]

infinite craft camping
i wonder how everyone will do

[gusty ermine]

The person below me has 500,000 BOMBS!!! 😱

[neon pewter]

the statement above me is 100% true

[young marsh]

holy hell

[gusty ermine]

the person below me has 2gb of geometry dash hentai!!!

[frail brook]

And not only geometry dash

[gusty ermine]

holy fuckamole

[young marsh]

Holy hell

[neon pewter]

The person above me can only say Holy Hell for the next 5 hours

[clever hollow]

hell holy

[frail brook]

Oily Hell

[rose mural]

Holy guacamole

[light socket]

This sounds like an infinitely worse addition to the cranking 90s spiel

[fallow shale]

when are u cancelling rubiksmath

[young marsh]

holy hell

holy hell

holy hell

[fallow shale]

The person above me does not have to follow any rules set by @ mrebast

[neon pewter]

everything the person above me has said or will ever say is a lie

[fallow shale]

The person above me is now mute and cannot talk or type or the next 365 days
(excluding myself)

[gusty ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[light socket]

I cast magic missile

[gusty ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-11342540844772459757

[fallow shale]

lmao

[sturdy moon]

what will laura do with her gun and a minor

[gusty ermine]

shoot the minor!!!

[light socket]

The saga of my monkey Jimothy is quite the tale

[neon pewter]

this is

anything dianapodrez says is just randomness

[rotund geyser]

thats not random thats how the keys are layed out on a qwerty keyboard

[neon pewter]

i know, but everything else he types is

[rotund geyser]

ok well u managed to pick a non-random thing he said as an example of his randomness, congrats

[frail brook]

Oh no it’s you again.
I can never forget those eyes eyes eyes

[light socket]

Cause baby tonight

The creeper's got us falling in love again

[sturdy cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hc6DKmHo0RM

[frail brook]

What the actual fuck is that monstrosity.

[sturdy cargo]

kreekcraft

[frail brook]

Im talking about the singing

I unfortunately know who he is

[sturdy cargo]

the video was made by my friend

the singing was done by kreekcraft

not a minecraft youtuber, but a roblox youtuber

haha beat you to it @rotund geyser

[frail brook]

L obby

Sucks to suck

[rotund geyser]

i wasnt even going to post it in this thread

[sturdy cargo]

oh

[frail brook]

Aint no way you believe him

[sturdy cargo]

ok then

[sturdy cargo]

unfactual

[light socket]

🎵 Mail your pants to Brent
Mail your skirt
Mail your ass 🎵

🎵 Put them in a box
Ship 'em out
Get first-class~ 🎵

🎵 And he'll investigate them for any signs of running stains
Unless you're underage in which case please just stay away 🎵

Da da doo da da-da, doo da da-da, doo dee doo

[neon pewter]

i like how your just singing and everyone else is just talking about pants in Every single city

[sharp gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bussers-pepo-bussers-pepo-peepo-gif-26360119

[light socket]

I've got so much pent-up music-making energy

[frail brook]

https://tenor.com/view/vinesauce-earthworm-meat-msn-vinny-gif-26335063

[sharp gulch]

pent up and inspired

[neon pewter]

i thought it said pants-up music-making energy

[light socket]

Pants-down music-making energy

[neon pewter]

no

[light socket]

I'd do it but I'm sharing the room

[neon pewter]

in the hosttpial ⁉️

[sturdy cargo]

who with

brent?

[neon pewter]

and obby

[frail brook]

And Nicholas

[rotund geyser]

laurasia has a gun btw

[light socket]

Well yeah

I'm waiting on the results from the scans so I'm in the non-private room

At least I think that's why I'm here

I didn't ask actually

[frail brook]

https://tenor.com/view/war-flashback-meme-gif-11373632052098267276

[sturdy cargo]

i didnt even know you were in a hospital

[frail brook]

You still dont

https://tenor.com/view/йокелемене-men-in-black-light-sunglasses-gif-15516530

[light socket]

Yeah fitting my horse body onto the stretcher was a pain

[frail brook]

Are you a centaur by chance?

[light socket]

But at least it's not the vet where they stick thermometers up your ass

[frail brook]

Or full hors

[sturdy cargo]

i thought you were in the vet when you said horse body

[sharp gulch]

which one I’ve never heard of it???

asking for friend

[frail brook]

Wait wait wait. Is there a word for top half horse, bottom half man???!!!

[light socket]

Every vet I know uses ass thermometers

[neon pewter]

brent now wishes he was a horse, or any animal in fact

[sturdy cargo]

why? 🤨

[rotund geyser]

at least? you should be sad thats not what you got

[light socket]

Do they not in the UK?

[frail brook]

I NEED to know

[sturdy cargo]

i guess that confirms ur not british

[light socket]

Only been thrice

[rotund geyser]

been to that vet thrice?

[light socket]

Got my accent from private school

[rotund geyser]

lucky

[sturdy cargo]

"lucky" is concerning

[sharp gulch]

oh no I’m suddenly feeling very unwell!

[frail brook]

You went to a school for your privates? Didnt know those existed 😭

[light socket]

Half the people here want a thermometer up their ass

[sharp gulch]

ITS MY FRIEND WHO WANTS IT I WAS ASKING FOR MY FRIEND

[rotund geyser]

no we want anything up our ass not even necesarily a thermometer

[light socket]

Obby score a dom or something

[rotund geyser]

also doesnt vet mean a doctor for animals

[frail brook]

Vet means veterinarian

[rotund geyser]

yeah which means doctor for animals

[sharp gulch]

I’m puppy

[frail brook]

With butt worms

[sharp gulch]

not anymore!

[light socket]

Oh then you'll definitely get the ass thermometer

Oh

[frail brook]

WHAT. DID. YOU. DO.

THAT WAS MY FAMILY

[sturdy cargo]

butt worms?

[frail brook]

You’re dead.

[rotund geyser]

that would require me to talk to people irl

[frail brook]

Whats a dom?

[light socket]

What

Brent of all people

[sharp gulch]

I took the pill I’m sorry 😔

[sturdy cargo]

yeah what is a dom

[frail brook]

Dom = dumb in dutch

That I know

[sharp gulch]

mommy or daddy or mistress or master 😳

[frail brook]

Or

Oh*

WANTS TO BE DOMINATED

https://tenor.com/view/whipped-whip-stickfigure-punishment-whip-it-good-gif-4883448

[light socket]

Brent advertising himself once again...

[frail brook]

Hold the phone

[sharp gulch]

all the best doms are taken by good pets such as myself 😌

[light socket]

What, globally?

You have the monopoly on domination?

[frail brook]

https://youtu.be/rSrj0X0oFkI?si=yqfllUlpmpj1WP0k

[neon pewter]

whipped-whip-stickfigure-punishment-whip-it-good

[light socket]

Wait holy shit that's a pivot animation

[frail brook]

Cool Hwhip

[sharp gulch]

hmm, in the developed world at least I think so yes

[light socket]

Fair enough

[sharp gulch]

anywhere where reddit is popular probably

[frail brook]

SimCity BuildIt

[light socket]

I can't believe the EU tariffs on dom imports

I bet that was why Brexit happened

[rotund geyser]

how much do i pay

[sharp gulch]

you don’t

unless it’s findom

[neon pewter]

that, and to not be in the same union as france

[rotund geyser]

whats that

finnish dom ??

[sharp gulch]

very weird

[light socket]

They're linked physically by a long hole I think they're past that at this point

[sharp gulch]

people apparently get turned on by people spending their money??

[frail brook]

https://apps.apple.com/be/app/grindr-gay-dating-chat/id319881193?l=nl

[light socket]

Oh shit spambot

Reported

[frail brook]

Who? Where?

[light socket]

Guys this is a spammer don't click

[rotund geyser]

people can probably be turned on by anything

[sharp gulch]

we need lesbian grindr this is the only way to achieve true equality

we need lesbian grindr FOR FEMINISM

[light socket]

The problem is every time someone tries to make one only one person shows up

[sharp gulch]

tbf Grindr is a better name for a lesbian dating app than a gay one 😂

[frail brook]

Where is the off button

[light socket]

So on the back of the neck right

[neon pewter]

belly button / power switch

[frail brook]

What if someone doesnt have a belly button

[neon pewter]

who doesn't

[frail brook]

People

[neon pewter]

and someone can not have a neck

what kind of people

[frail brook]

Sticking out your neck for the rest of us

[sharp gulch]

the lorD JESUS CHRIST AMEN 🦅

[frail brook]

Some people are born without a navel or belly button. This congenital defect is called an omphalocele. In an omphalocele, the intestines and other abdominal organs stick out through the navel. This condition is usually diagnosed at birth.

[rotund geyser]

lesbian means the same as gay

[sharp gulch]

Nuh uh

lesbian implies gay but gay does not necessarily imply lesbian

[sturdy cargo]

lesbian is gay woman

[gusty ermine]

test

[light socket]

This is the third time I've used this line

[frail brook]

I thought druglines were a one time use?

[light socket]

Brent doesn't know about scentsticks

Laugh at him

[frail brook]

They dont exist

You’ve taken too many lines!
You’re hallucinating.

[light socket]

Well Mr. Liberal, how would I have taken multiple lines when I only have one line without a scentstick. As you can see, I have now put your king in a position that is unwinnable, thereby I win this round.

[frail brook]

My King doesnt do shit anyway

[light socket]

Man give him constipation medicine or something that sounds bad

[frail brook]

Doing shit, and shitting are not the same

[light socket]

I dunno man I've been looking at your daily schedule and it overlaps like 90% of the time

[frail brook]

Mine and the king’s?

[sturdy cargo]

are you british

[frail brook]

DONT FUCKING INSULT ME LIKE THAT

[light socket]

To be fair the king of Belgium does do stuff in diplomatic capacity

[sturdy cargo]

you will be british soon :)

[frail brook]

"To be fair the king of Belgium does breathe" (for now) ", so he does do something."

[frail brook]

Why would he want to fuck his other personality?

[neon pewter]

are videos allowed?

[neon pewter]

yes

ok thanks

[neon pewter]

no problem

[light socket]

Schizophrenia

[frail brook]

What is the lore behind the (shh)

[sharp gulch]

schizophrenia jokes are a no from me dawg. very misunderstood/downplayed mental illness because of all the joking

same goes even more so for dementia

[neon pewter]

for q38 not to find out im his father

[frail brook]

Too much white

[neon pewter]

i say more white

[sturdy moon]

wtf blind

[neon pewter]

this better?

[frail brook]

I will not say it!

[neon pewter]

😂 😂 that is very funny

thank you

[neon pewter]

no problem

[neon pewter]

is it better than before though?

[neon pewter]

yes it is

[neon pewter]

ok, good

[neon pewter]

no need, this very kind person @neon pewter said if it was better

[neon pewter]

yes it was me

[neon pewter]

yes i know

[gleaming sigil]

Talking with me is our things not yours

yeah make your own damn thing

Only me And @gleaming sigil can do it

[frail brook]

Or I will rearrange your spine!

[gleaming sigil]

WE WILL

[gleaming sigil]

take them seriously

Yeah, wE can make a verry nice funreal

[neon pewter]

oh im sorry, i didn't realise

[neon pewter]

yea me neither, we will stop now

[gleaming sigil]

Thank you men

Yeah.. thank u

[gusty ermine]

goofy ass emoji

[gusty ermine]

because he copy me and the shh is saying don't tell me 🤫

[frail brook]

You just became your worst enemy

You stole someone’s elses profession

[gleaming sigil]

No I did not

i did

[rose turtle]

two-facedness at work

[silent prairie]

i see you attempting to make snowgrave snowgrave nuke is going well

also make skibidi snowgrave tetris

[rose turtle]

someone should just kill you

[silent prairie]

even better

noelle deltarune saiyan 5

[granite grail]

how would you make "to"

just "to"

[silent prairie]

"t" + "o" maybe

[clever hollow]

oh hey it's our first time deceiving a person

[silent prairie]

or some /t/ .o shenanigans

[silent prairie]

?

[rose turtle]

this reminds me of those people who fake fds

who just dont know how combos work so actually tell someone "yeah combine word1 + word2 itll give you word1 word2"

[granite grail]

wait

[rotund geyser]

has that ever worked

[granite grail]

its from+ from

[neon pewter]

2nd time actually

obbybigfast was the first victim

[rotund geyser]

what do u get from that

[rotund geyser]

what

huh

[clever hollow]

incredible

[neon pewter]

obbybigfast, you mistaked this as the actual ask for word, well make

[rotund geyser]

oh yeah i did once

[granite grail]

to

[rotund geyser]

is to not in the browser lol

it is in the browser

[granite grail]

oh

[neon pewter]

honestly, i would've thought there would be atleast 10

[neon pewter]

obby, change your pfp to this picture

this is brent according to chatgpt

[frail brook]

I will never wear something like that

[rose turtle]

yes you would

[gusty ermine]

Brent Verstappen 🗿

[frail brook]

Whats the ucles neon sign thing

Its not ulcers

[gusty ermine]

brent has strong knuckles

it got cut off frfr

[frail brook]

Oh wait I think its supposed to be muscles (which was 100% in the prompt) but it fucked up

[gusty ermine]

mucles

mucus

[lunar halo]

this is the out of context thread

#1215495041049436170 is the real ask for word thread

[granite grail]

what

why

[rose turtle]

q37 decided to be annoying and rename this to the same as AWWM, this originally was for posting OOC messages

[gusty ermine]

this iswhy q38 better 🤑✅🤯💯

[young marsh]

tbh I'm not playing IC at all lol

[frail brook]

IC is playing you

[young marsh]

holy hell

[rose turtle]

new game just dropped

[clever hollow]

i go on to lose the game, never comes back

[light socket]

He truly is in the endgame

By extension anyone in frequent contact is as well

[clever hollow]

i mean i only announce it once in the place where i lost

so it's also luck based!

[light socket]

Gam||e||bling

[gusty ermine]

The prison guards looking at my 100% best prison plan with 0 flaws at all

[neon pewter]

shut up.

[gusty ermine]

but you were the one who renamed it

🤷‍♂️

[light socket]

Honestly the fact that you listened to Brent is bad enough

[gusty ermine]

mods, go to their house and touch them thank you

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-awesome-mario-twerking-gif-23644561

[frail brook]

Ur background isn’t black

My background is darker

[neon pewter]

and better quality

[gusty ermine]

if i say anything i am in big trouble

[neon pewter]

technically, you said something

[gusty ermine]

i am in big trouble

[gusty ermine]

7 year old me asking how babies are made:

[sharp gulch]

inject the methê into my blööd

[frail brook]

You took math lessons instead of meth lessons 😡

[sharp gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-tommy-wiseau-wiseau-tommy-the-room-gif-7794021875193323245

[frail brook]

https://tenor.com/view/noot-noot-meme-noot-noot-black-background-gif-26002556

[sharp gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-greatest-penguin-heist-of-all-time-penguin-barrel-smash-explosion-操-gif-313185094173275508

[frail brook]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-pudgy-pudgypenguins-crime-prison-gif-7416504577992107313

[gusty ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-chiyo-penguin-anime-gif-10410874

[frail brook]

where tf have I seen that before??

Is that from some random bleach filler?

[frail brook]

😦

[light socket]

I can claim many things but at least I've never had either the privilege or burden of saying that to someone

[gusty ermine]

i think i seen that character too

idk

from some memes

[frail brook]

nvm idk where I've seen (something similar to) that
https://azumanga.fandom.com/wiki/Chiyo_Mihama

[gusty ermine]

banned

[frail brook]

She WAS

She took a deal to rat them out

And didnt have to go to jail

[gusty ermine]

Yup

i

Yes

[neon pewter]

angola is in angola

[gusty ermine]

reminds me of this

[rotund geyser]

how do i pee

[neon pewter]

through the toilet

[gusty ermine]

here, you can have this

[gusty ermine]

i recognize Killerbowser's mother as a country. I will immigrate there shortly

[paper gull]

I recognize q38's mother as a country. I will immigrate there shortly

[gusty ermine]

@rotund geyser @neon pewter deploy the ❌ reactions!!

[frail brook]

Was this a ddoi thumbnail once?
Or emkay or something?

[sturdy cargo]

why does it use AM and PM for you

[sturdy cargo]

probably emkay

[neon pewter]

america

[paper gull]

america

[rose turtle]

pmerica

[frail brook]

America Migrates to Princess Mario

[sturdy cargo]

probably r/softwaregore specifically

[light socket]

America recognises Princess Mario as a country and will be immigrating there shortly

[frail brook]

There is oil there

🦅

Oiled up princess mario

I never thought I would say this sentence

help

[paper gull]

?

[neon pewter]

alright 9/11

will listen to the first person, anyone subsequent will be ignored and has to be an option

[gusty ermine]

yeah it was on an emkay thumbnail

[rose mural]

emkay

[light socket]

Addiction

[young marsh]

I'm addicted with ntsq.append

[light socket]

Y'know I still confuse you and Natasquare sometimes for some reason

No idea why

[torn cave]

square^2=cube

[light socket]

What

[torn cave]

1dimension - line
2dimension - square
3dimension - cube
4dimension - the answer is beyond your feeble human understanding ||(sponsored by the calculatronic hawk wait no one will get the reference)||

[light socket]

(x²)¹*⁵ (that's meant to be a point) is x³

(x²)² is x⁴

Is there a superscript full stop

[clever hollow]

dot above

[light socket]

Ah

[clever hollow]

(x²)¹˙⁵ doesn't even look bad lol

[light socket]

Hm

But it could be better

[clever hollow]

or canadian syllabics y-cree w apparently

(x²)¹ᐝ⁵

this too high up

[light socket]

(x²)¹ˑ⁵

Ey

ˑ

I knew this IPA keyboard was good for something

[clever hollow]

is that the triangular colon

[light socket]

Half

[clever hollow]

right

[light socket]

MODIFIER LETTER HALF TRIANGULAR COLON

[light socket]

Left

[clever hollow]

(x²)¹ᐧ⁵

tad bit too low

that is canadian syllabics final middle dot

[light socket]

That's not bad either though

[sturdy moon]

is the right way

[light socket]

¹݁⁵

[torn cave]

asking microsoft to roll out unicode 16.0 support day 1

[light socket]

Uh oh

[clever hollow]

yay combining chars

[light socket]

¹ּ⁵

Well that one's too low

[clever hollow]

this one is also too low! (x²)¹.⁵

[light socket]

Me when I drop my decimal separator

Oh shit

LaTeX but with gravity

¹ᨘ⁵

Ok that one didn't even try

[clever hollow]

wind was too strong

[light socket]

¹:⁵

Just pretend the other dot isn't there

[torn cave]

i like eating a 3d anulus

[light socket]

¹•⁵

I mean

[clever hollow]

i think your pen is dripping

[light socket]

I'll still get marks though right

¹ꦁ⁵

Hm

¹®⁵

I have registered my trademark to the number 1

I keep forgetting to change the message for my all-purpose thread

[torn cave]

what

[light socket]

Red Dead Redemption II Clips (for my content farm)

[torn cave]

here have the worlds biggest known perfect number

[light socket]

^ Not a Red Dead Redemption II Clip

:[

[young marsh]

:

[torn cave]

its actually a clip converted to binary converted to base-10 trust me

[frail brook]

Anyone up for some fucking?

obby wants some

[paper gull]

😳

[young marsh]

Unholy hell

[paper gull]

Come on man

[frail brook]

no I will not come on man

[gusty ermine]

It's legal in france

[lunar halo]

why do furries exist
and why will they exist irl and be living too

[sturdy cargo]

honestly it wouldnt surprise me if most of this server was full of furries

since most furries are nerds and pretty much this whole discord is full of nerds

[lunar halo]

a few servers i'm in have a lot of furries for some reason

[sturdy cargo]

are they servers full of nerds?

[lunar halo]

2 puzzle gaming servers

[sturdy cargo]

that might be why then

[rotund geyser]

why arent YOU a furry if you like puzzles then?

you are the weird one

[lunar halo]

💊

[rotund geyser]

pill?

[light socket]

He's on drugs

[rotund geyser]

what pill

what does the pill do

[light socket]

Ketamine

[rotund geyser]

lemme google that

[paper gull]

bro ketamine fucking sucks

[light socket]

Ok fair

[paper gull]

they gave me that with fentanyl while i was in the hospital a few months ago

Time of my life

[rotund geyser]

"used medically for induction and maintenance of anesthesia. It is also used as a treatment for depression"

[frail brook]

killerbowser sold me fentanyl in a dark alley yesterday

[light socket]

Wait fentanyl?

[rotund geyser]

what do u feel like when u take that

[paper gull]

both fentanyl and ketamine at the same time

[light socket]

What the hell happened

[paper gull]

well you dont feel anything actually

and everything feels like it is spinning

[frail brook]

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP

[rotund geyser]

by that u mean like when u walk in a circle and then stop doing that, but non stop?

[sturdy cargo]

why the hell did they give you fentanyl

[frail brook]

idk how the rip is written in that context

[lunar halo]

@rotund geyser Asked what the pill does,
and is now assaulted with flies.

[paper gull]

my lung collapsed so they had to run a tube through my chest
and they do the surgery while your awake because it is safer

[sturdy cargo]

i mean yeah hes right

[light socket]

Oh shit

[sturdy cargo]

even with that out of context

[paper gull]

so they drug the absolute hell out of you

[light socket]

Yeah I'm aware

[sturdy cargo]

oh i see

[paper gull]

it was a great time

[light socket]

Do you remember if the hallucinogenic properties kicked in

How big a dose was it

[sturdy cargo]

makes me want to make my lungs collapse

[paper gull]

no hallucinations

[light socket]

You really don't

[paper gull]

i dont remember how big the dose was

[paper gull]

you dont

i assure you

[frail brook]

Past me is a fucking menace

[light socket]

I wonder if anyone else in the server has lung problems

[paper gull]

i can probably find the full list of all the drugs i got in the 2 weeks

[rotund geyser]

plankton when simple tactics dont work

[light socket]

How much did it cost?

[paper gull]

like 90k but insurance pays 85k of it

[light socket]

Well that's good

[sturdy cargo]

damn

if that happened to me the price would be 0

[light socket]

I mean it's indicative of greater structural problems but in the small scale that's good

[frail brook]

That's not true

it would be 5k for the hitman aswell

[sturdy cargo]

u wot m8?

[light socket]

You know it's such a shame the NHS went like it did the past few years

[light socket]

Now private health companies keep using it as an example of why public health is bad

Oh shit

That is unreadable

True hallmark of a bad situation

[paper gull]

click it and open in browser

[light socket]

I like the throw in of Ibuprofen in there as well

[worthy marsh]

a lot of ibuprofen

[sturdy cargo]

i mean at least we dont have people running away from the ambulance because they dont want to pay the medical bill

[paper gull]

it looks like 100 mcg fentanyl + 10 mg ketamine ?

for the first surgery*

[light socket]

Lidocaine?

With ketamine?

Oh wait probably not at the same time

[paper gull]

the fentanyl and ketamine were simultaneous but the lidocaine was after i think ?

[light socket]

Makes sense

[sturdy cargo]

you know the list is long when it just looks like a white line from afar

[light socket]

Hah

Ondansetron

[paper gull]

and then somewhere in there is a second surgery with more fentanyl and ketamine

& propofol

[light socket]

Do I still have my ondansetron

I should actually take medical inventory one of these days

[neon pewter]

just take it all at once and therefore you dont have any

[paper gull]

genius

[light socket]

Oh shit oxycodone

[paper gull]

oh i think i have some of that still

[light socket]

Damn

Expired?

I forgot how long it lasts

[paper gull]

not home rn so i cant check but its 8 months old so probably ?

[light socket]

Well I dunno

I'm looking up oxycodone expiry date and I'm worried the government mind find out

[sturdy cargo]

ondansetron sounds like the name of a singular dancing robot

[light socket]

Public wifi

But with today's sponsor

[rotund geyser]

nord vpn!

[paper gull]

idk i just googled a shit ton about ketamine and fentanyl on my universities wifi so

maybe they will come kill me

maybe not

[light socket]

Well at least that's understandable

Maybe they'll just assume I'm a bored medical student

[paper gull]

maybe

[sturdy cargo]

i mean they might put you on a list

[paper gull]

not when i have to log into the wifi using my student credentials though

[light socket]

Oh shit 2-3 years

[sturdy cargo]

they probably wont instantly be going "FBI OPEN UP"

[light socket]

That would be weird considering this is the Netherlands

[paper gull]

you never know with the fbi quite frankly

[light socket]

Fair

[sturdy cargo]

what is the dutch version of the fbi

[light socket]

You know how the NYPD has offices in like 25 countries

[paper gull]

they do?

[light socket]

DSI I think

[rotund geyser]

new york police department?

[paper gull]

i thought it was just like one guy in different police units around the world

for counterterrorism or something

[light socket]

What

[sturdy cargo]

alr then they wont go "DSI OPEN UP"

[granite inlet]

huh

[light socket]

No its 18 foreign counterterrorism offices

Wait they downsized apparently

The Singapore office is closed

[sturdy cargo]

but then again its dutch so it would probably be more like "DSI OPENDOEN"

[light socket]

They raided a drug lab near my house a month ago

[paper gull]

so youre telling me this thing is gonna arrest me 😂

[neon pewter]

yes

[light socket]

Nintendo actually has the monopoly on force

They will stomp you, Bowser

[sturdy cargo]

Mario will come get you Bowser

[paper gull]

they cant stop me

[sturdy cargo]

they will send Mario

[paper gull]

also bowser from the mario movie is steve minecraft now

[light socket]

Honestly of all the people to make that joke you're like the worst positioned next to someone named Goomba264 or something

[rotund geyser]

i wonder how peach still hasnt been resued by mario, when super mario bros released like decades ago

[paper gull]

he is a Stupid Italian

[sturdy cargo]

he has plot armour bowser

[rotund geyser]

what if peach secretly loves bowser and not mario

[paper gull]

he should go back to plumbing

[sturdy cargo]

you cant fight the plot armour

[light socket]

As far as I'm aware no Nintendo game ever destroyed a supercontinent

[paper gull]

why do you think mario always has to steal her from bowser

[sturdy cargo]

not yet

[rotund geyser]

what if peach is dating bowser and mario is obssessed with her

and also jealous of bowser

[sturdy cargo]

what if obby is called constantly wet because he constantly wets the bed

[paper gull]

i didnt even realize

What the fuck is that username

[light socket]

It's self evident

[paper gull]

well i can guess the implications of the username

But why

[neon pewter]

always sweating

[light socket]

He is in a constant state of wetness

He is damp

He lives in a pineapple under the sea

[sturdy cargo]

this i'd assume

[paper gull]

obby is sponongebongbeob??!!?

[rotund geyser]

origin story of it

[rotund geyser]

🙀

[light socket]

I'm still mad at Camo

[paper gull]

obby if you are spongebob what is the deal with your garage

[rotund geyser]

the text at the top is about a random 12 depth element btw

i dont have a garage

[paper gull]

are you sure

[light socket]

Yeah Nongebob explain yourself

[rotund geyser]

yes, since when does spongebob hvae a garage?

[light socket]

Squidward's fucking nose

[rotund geyser]

oh yeah i forgot about my garage

[paper gull]

\💀

[rotund geyser]

i rarely enter it cuz my car got stolen by laurasia, thats why i forgot about it

[paper gull]

Why do you have aa car spongebob

[rotund geyser]

i HAD a car before the filthy thief took it away from me

and i would use it to, you know, drive

[paper gull]

you couldnt drive it anyway

[light socket]

It's called a repossession sweety

[rotund geyser]

dont call me sweety

[sturdy cargo]

theres a rabbit in my garage

my pet rabbit

well, my sister's

[rotund geyser]

i will inform the officer shark about your thievery

he will eat you

[sturdy cargo]

inform brent

he is amazing at rearranging spines

[rotund geyser]

yes i could

[paper gull]

obby have you watched spongebob before

[rotund geyser]

i would drive it to sea the sea shells on the sea shore, but the value of these shells is small

[rotund geyser]

yes

why?

[paper gull]

hmm

[rotund geyser]

i know theres no sharks there

[light socket]

According to the lore you are driving unlicensed

Therefore I repossessed your car

[paper gull]

This is true chat

[rotund geyser]

oh i forgor that spongebob is in the driving school

[light socket]

Why are you talking in the 3rd person

[rotund geyser]

you stole it

[paper gull]

have you been forgetting to attend boating school?

[rotund geyser]

i like looking at myself from different perspectives to gauge how i can improve myself

[light socket]

The boat was on loan from the school

The school asked me to take it back

Simple as

[rotund geyser]

i used to go to it when i still had my boat, but after laurasia stole it from me, im not going there

[light socket]

You know I've never before considered the sheer comedic genius of driving to driving school

[rotund geyser]

anyways, mr krabs paid me 10 cents yesterday, which is about 7 times higher than my average monthly wage, so im really happy about that

[rotund geyser]

isnt that how it works

[light socket]

No

What

[paper gull]

?

[rotund geyser]

how are u supposed to learn to drive if u dont have anything to drive

[paper gull]

??

[light socket]

Obby you're not allowed to drive on your own until after you get your license

[paper gull]

you have to get your license before you can drive

[rotund geyser]

yeah ok

[light socket]

To be fair I was driving unlicensed back home but that's different

[rotund geyser]

the fish officers are pretty lenient about the licenses though

[paper gull]

This is why we are calling a hitman on you

Disgusting criminal

[rotund geyser]

no thats not different

[rotund geyser]

yeah you are already a car criminal, not a smooth criminal though. an unsmooth criminal

thats why you stole my boat from me

[light socket]

My driving experience is really funny though

[rotund geyser]

yeah driving stolen cars, how hilarious

[paper gull]

while not having a license

The perfect crime

[light socket]

So after a bit of practice with my dad, we officially get a driving instructor, and the first thing the guy does is make me drive halfway up Bali into the mountains

[rotund geyser]

what is a mountain?

[paper gull]

big thing

[rotund geyser]

what is bali?

[paper gull]

Rock

[light socket]

Home :]

[rotund geyser]

oh yeah theres a bunch of rocks that me and patrick play hide and seek behind

[rotund geyser]

where is it?

[paper gull]

indonesia

[rotund geyser]

what is indonesia?

ive never heard of it

[light socket]

Ever been, Killer?

[paper gull]

i have not been anywhere in the eastern hemisphere

[light socket]

Ah

[rotund geyser]

what is a hemisphere?

[light socket]

Is it like a physical thing

Did the wizard curse you to stop at the prime meridian

[frail brook]

someone mentioned rearranging spines?

[sturdy cargo]

ah yes

[light socket]

The professional

[paper gull]

Actually correction I have just barely crossed the prime meridian

in london

[light socket]

Wow

What a shit wizard

[rotund geyser]

what is london?

[neon pewter]

a place in canada

[rotund geyser]

is it a store?

what is canada?

[frail brook]

lond on and lond off

[rotund geyser]

what is a lond?

[neon pewter]

me

[paper gull]

what does ica stand for

[sturdy cargo]

london is the name given to the phenomena when brent rearranges laurasia's spine

[rotund geyser]

i dont know anything beyond the bikini bottom

[paper gull]

international contract agency ?

[frail brook]

Infinite Crafters Anonymous

[paper gull]

Fuck

i thought you were our hitman

[rotund geyser]

who is brent?

i know who laurasia is

[light socket]

Ey Hitman reference

[frail brook]

Maybe I'm just well disguised 🙂

[sturdy cargo]

the ica meeting manager

[paper gull]

hmm

[rotund geyser]

what is infinite craft?

[frail brook]

what is what

[sturdy cargo]

wait it isnt

[light socket]

Baby don't hurt me

[paper gull]

47 your target is Laurasia-Gondwanaland

[frail brook]

dont hurt me

[paper gull]

Good luck

[sturdy cargo]

its the guy named laurasia-gondwanaland

[light socket]

No more

[frail brook]

I'm 19

[rotund geyser]

yeah dont hurt you and your obsession with THIEVERY

[sturdy cargo]

laurasia-gondwanaland is brent

[rotund geyser]

its not a guy its a thief

[frail brook]

would anyone notice if 2 people just switched names/name colors/pfp's?

[light socket]

Honestly I've always wanted to design a Hitman level

[paper gull]

just make a casino level

[frail brook]

CASINO?

[paper gull]

Peak level design

[light socket]

Nah

[rotund geyser]

the only thing getting hit is the window of your car if you dont give it back

[frail brook]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gamble-gambler-old-man-addiction-gif-13539663578305331391

[paper gull]

He's not even addicted. He can stop whenever he wants to

Surely

[light socket]

Like I really want 47 in a football stadium

But I know that'll just shit the engine

[frail brook]

wasn't there some random guy that said
"I've been gambling for 20 years and still haven't gotten addicted" etc?

[frail brook]

YEA

that one

lmao

[light socket]

His name is literally sloprules

[paper gull]

probably not cause they have miami with 10 gazillion npcs around the map

[light socket]

I suppose

[rotund geyser]

i wonder how he would respond if you asked him to stop for a few days

or to just fully stop

[paper gull]

that was supposed to reply to the one about shitting the engine*

[light socket]

In my mind you're assassinating one of the players

[rotund geyser]

in the mind of a thief

[paper gull]

it'd need to be before the game started then ?

[light socket]

So you tamper with the football

[rotund geyser]

just like how you tampered with my boat

[light socket]

Bomb

[rotund geyser]

is the object i will put inside of your stomach

before remotely detonating it

[paper gull]

Wait I have an 8000iq hitman run i need to post here

[rotund geyser]

unless you give me my boat

[frail brook]

I want NPC's trying to kill the hitman without anyone knowing (and you don't either the first time you play and you can only play once)

[light socket]

Mumbai if it was based

[light socket]

Why has there never been a proper boat level huh

[paper gull]

This shit took forever

[light socket]

47 uses the power of smite

[rotund geyser]

wtf did u shoot someone from the sky

[paper gull]

i did

[frail brook]

didnt you post this sometime back aswell?

[rotund geyser]

nice

[paper gull]

on reddit yea

[frail brook]

in here

[paper gull]

it was just for some random contract some guy posted in the sub

i dont think so ?

[rotund geyser]

idk, but i do know a proper boat thief, since im currently talking to one

[frail brook]

I swear I've seen that exact clip

[paper gull]

i didnt post it in here so you mustve looked at my reddit account at some point

cause just looking through from:killerbowser has:video it isnt there

[light socket]

I mean you do know each other on Reddit

Wouldn't be a surprise

As I recall one of you even threatened the other

[paper gull]

that probably happened

[rose turtle]

qeej

[light socket]

What

[rotund geyser]

are you MrSivvy's wife

nice to meet you, I am constantly wet

🤝

[sturdy cargo]

excuse me what the hell did i just come back to

[light socket]

Eugh, no, don't touch that hand

[paper gull]

yes

[light socket]

And Brent demanded money

[rotund geyser]

i didnt know you had a wife MrSivvy

[rose turtle]

?

[light socket]

I should check back in on the sub

[frail brook]

okay okay I will lower it down to $14.98 (excluding tax)

[light socket]

Holy hell Mushroom guy

[rose turtle]

toad

[paper gull]

did you see the one guy who was making an "encyclopedia"

[rotund geyser]

how are the kids?

[light socket]

Yeah I saw

[sturdy cargo]

why are you now mrssivvy

[rose turtle]

hows your underfunded daycare?

[light socket]

He was on 91 messages last I checked

[paper gull]

he posted 89 total recipes

[rotund geyser]

its hard but we are holding

[rose turtle]

splendid

[paper gull]

gamechanging

[rose turtle]

This guy is the best of the best

[light socket]

Infinibrowser 2

[rotund geyser]

someone introduce him to infinibrowser

[rose turtle]

Don't.

[light socket]

Oh nice magicdog found out about death

Who is this Tom fella

[paper gull]

this one is my favorite

[rotund geyser]

guys how do I make water

im new to the game

[rose turtle]

lol someone downvoted it

[paper gull]

How do I make given? I'm trying to get water but no dice...

[rose turtle]

Should've given a water recipe..

holy shit wbr ai reference

[rotund geyser]

wait whats the of the niko character

[light socket]

https://www.reddit.com/r/infinitecraft/s/GKL3aYkCro

This one's pretty cool

[rotund geyser]

what's the gender of the niko character*

[rose turtle]

None

[paper gull]

Thanks, nascarstevebob

[light socket]

Nascarstevebob needs to be punished

[paper gull]

Nascar fans when they have to turn right

[rose turtle]

dude my phone is dying and this bus is being held up

[light socket]

Who's holding it

[rose turtle]

Fuck pedestrians 🖕🖕

[paper gull]

Strong pedestrian I guess

[frail brook]

REVIVE THE PHONE!

[light socket]

I forgot I only have one IC post

And it's not even on the server

[rose turtle]

The Phone is already alive in case you meant that

[light socket]

Yeah that's the one

[frail brook]

I forgot I made a post on there (45 upvotes (including 1 of myself 🙂 ))

[light socket]

Where is it

I just realised Furacao was also on the Arrays post

[paper gull]

https://www.reddit.com/r/infinitecraft/comments/1c6bssn/this_subreddits_link_in_infinite_craft/

the arrays post is still basically the only containment breach from the lab

[light socket]

Brought Camo back though

So pluses and minuses

[sturdy cargo]

two steps ahead

we are always two steps ahead

[light socket]

Also on Brent's Reddit account

r/eurovision
Peppa Pig?

[sturdy cargo]

the peppa pig ost should be in eurovision

[paper gull]

Brent are you still looking for friends on pokemon go

[light socket]

Brb gonna Redditstalk some people

[frail brook]

My inventory is full so can't even accept gifts anymore from people I alr have as friend

[frail brook]

Oh yeah. was that with an image of peppa pig randomly showing in the credits?

[light socket]

Peppa Pig Peppa Pig

Yeah

Oh damn Camo is on r/fuckcars

[paper gull]

anybody on r/antinatalism? 💀

[light socket]

What

[frail brook]

Does this mean I've gotten this 34 times??

[paper gull]

yes

you are so old they gave it to you 34 times

[frail brook]

oooooh its per community

[light socket]

He has eaten more salt than you have rice

[frail brook]

I was thinking in general 💀

[paper gull]

i only have 4 elder ones

how do you have 34 💀

[light socket]

I'm only part of three communities total

And one is basically an offshoot of the other

Brent is actually CEO of Reeeed

Wrong click

[paper gull]

imaginary maps (cj)

[light socket]

No actually

Not a member

[frail brook]

what?

[rotund geyser]

what is that

[paper gull]

interesting

[light socket]

I shitpasted only twice

Posted

[frail brook]

3 years in a community

[light socket]

Oh cake day is soon

[rotund geyser]

you spent 102 years in a community

bro

[paper gull]

ive only shitposted once on reddit i think

which is kinda impressive

[rotund geyser]

idk if ive ever made a single reddit post

[light socket]

To be fair my Teddy Roosevelt is a shitpost too

But it's disguised in the hat of professionalism

[light socket]

What

[rotund geyser]

?

[frail brook]

What this What

[light socket]

I meant to click Reddit on my predictive text

[paper gull]

twitter is much better for shitposting than reddit imo

[light socket]

Eh

[rotund geyser]

im pretty sure the only reason i have any reddit account is to find p- (this message has been redacted in respect to sapphire)

[light socket]

Not really anymore

[paper gull]

most shitposting i see on reddit wouldve been funny like 2 years ago

[light socket]

If I shitpost I want people to see

[frail brook]

The bottom half of a teletubby is an among us character

[light socket]

Oh yeah I saw that

What even is that sub

[paper gull]

I just mean that I think it is easier to find high quality shitposts on twitter rather than reddit

[light socket]

Depends

Niche topic shitposts are better on Reddit

But anything for wide appeal I can see Twitter winning out

[rotund geyser]

what does an IC shitpost look like

[paper gull]

yes but in general i think twitter wins

[light socket]

Actually the true best shitposts are obviously on iFunny

[paper gull]

instagram reels >

[rotund geyser]

what does a FUNNY ic shitpost look like

[paper gull]

💀

those dont exist

[rotund geyser]

great

[light socket]

Snapchat

[frail brook]

insta reel comments

[paper gull]

insta reel comments are so outlandish

[light socket]

I don't have Insta, wouldn't know

[rotund geyser]

youtube shorts comments are the best ofc

[light socket]

Is it as bad as they say?

[rotund geyser]

totally not full of 12 year olds kids spamming random bullshit

[frail brook]

half of them is n-word related

[light socket]

Yeesh

[rotund geyser]

the onion is a reputable source of information