Checkmate
#meme-pit-reborn
surreal sleet
left pebble
I put millions of layers of makeup on, vape, am on the phone writing this and i have no idea what this "discord" is, brother.
left pebble
People fucking dying.
surreal sleet
oH
left pebble
See? I am yo sis.
deft ridge
hidden fable
near sierra
How To Drink Towels:
1.have a black baby picture.( Any other Races will not work and result in you getting bigfoot trying to eat your ass)
2.have a towel.(Any size)
3.have a gummy bear reay to sacrifice.( only Red,Blue,Green, and orange, any other colors will result in a Rape from the gummy)
4.First you want to pray from your heart to the baby on the picture.
5.after doing that, Bite the gummy bears head off right away and put it on the baby picture, ready to sacrifice
6.Chant african ritual words of any sort
7.Put towel on baby picture, which should still have the gummy on it.
8.wait 30 - 60 mins.
9.take towel, everything (Baby picture and gummy) should be gone.
10.whip the towel out and lay it flat.
11.sit on it and say "HAkuna Matata".
12.Put it in freezer right away ( make sure towel is wet before this)
13.wait untill towel has frozen (Time depends on how well you do the ritual)
14.After the towel has frozen, dig a hole big enough for the towel to be comfortable and
happy.
15.HURRY, put the towel in the hole you dug up and cover it.
16.the towel should evaporate within 1 month.
17.Check on the towel often and try to catch its evaporation juices.
18.do this for most of the month.
19.after the month, You should have one drop of Towel.
(Helpful Tip: do this at the same time with more towels and you can get more drops to make a whole cup of Towel.)
20.If wanted to be stored for later, keep it cold and refrigorated
"This Towel drink can be used to heal yourself from any injury"
"you should feel a bit dry after drinking it though, just a side effect"
You have learned how to drink a towel.
zenith elbow
^
crimson thistle
copypasta now
ocean furnace
hybrid violet
dab
sturdy rose
crimson patrol
ur gay
full wing
not it
full wing
breaks reality in backwards talk
near sierra
klat sdrawkcab ni ytilaer skaerb
backwards english looks like an entirely different language
severe mulch
modern roost
near sierra
great screenshot
elfin condor
idc about cropping ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Yeah it's like
Annoying
But the meme is there so look at the meme
It's just extra work for nothing
near sierra
disgusting
bleak pelican
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ๐ And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
elfin condor
Who wrote this
I want to know
Time to go
To behind the meme xddddddd
Sike thy get everything wrong
unkempt jay
left pebble
What is she doing under the sand?
unkempt jay
@left pebble https://puu.sh/xH59g/421befd0eb.png
left pebble
I would like to respond to this but the only thing i can come up with is slightly nsfw.
median drift
what science does rick and morty even teach
mighty prairie
all of them
ebon badger
shell saddle
A
hushed gate
left pebble
good karma i guess
hushed gate
warm drift
...
%mute @near sierra 2h Please come back when you are not picking a fight with others
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near sierra
bleak pelican
The faces
frail saffron
sage sun
crimson thistle
plush yoke
median drift
Do you think god stays up in heaven because hes afraid of what he created?
near sierra
wot is goin on here
calm jewel
forest nacelle
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ๐ sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
near sierra
I like the comment you gave me on my profile! We should of course play l4d2 sometime. Maybe we'll do something else too, if you know what i mean!<3 You don't have to be shy, i'm shy too. So i'll add you on skype!<3 Just msg me on steam!<3
forest nacelle
damn you had that shit ready
queen skiff
stealing that copypasta tbh
mighty prairie
magic urchin
ITS A TIE!!!!!
queen skiff
the man has no concept of the meme
frozen citrus
hushed gate
yumiko is actually like 900 years old
mighty prairie
weeb
hushed gate
naruto ninetailed fox
near sierra
mighty prairie
What.
near sierra
yes me 3
thin summit
waxen beacon
lol
magic urchin
near sierra
is that toon link
elfin condor
mighty prairie
Yea
umbral mountain
icy jolt
left pebble
damn
near sierra
warm drift
I cant find one of those for my city/state
near sierra
crimson thistle
nrg dont mute me
near sierra
prisma pondBOT
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near sierra
cursive pulsar
forest nacelle
fakin furries
near sierra
crimson thistle
i just sent that??
near sierra
ive had this pic saved
graceful lake
mighty prairie
main plinth
mighty prairie
I hate it
crimson patrol
crimson patrol
good 4 u
near sierra
near sierra
mighty prairie
turbid whale
at least they have muscles
quaint ledge
near sierra
sturdy rose
prisma pondBOT
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mighty prairie
Why are they both naked tho
oak python
We're all naked under our clothing
fresh jasper
That's me tho
near sierra
left pebble
Liar, i am clothed under my clothing.
brazen terrace
@near sierra yes it has
prisma pondBOT
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near sierra
dabbed on
waxen beacon
left pebble
repost
torn halo
REEEEEpost
left pebble
^
waxen beacon
i've never seen this here before
mighty prairie
Lol
calm jewel
near sierra
dash is literally the game's core movement option
of course people are going to use it to fucking move
what else would you use it for
calm jewel
not talking about ppl who just use it, i don't mind, i'm takling about ppl that don't stand still for a fucking millisecond
but argueing against dash is useless because it seems i'm the only one that hasn't adapted to it so bye.
torn halo
Like, I adapted to it. I still don't like it tho?
waxen beacon
i barely use dash
bleak pelican
What
Youโre complaining about people that donโt stand still
What are you some kind of passive player
near sierra
he's a pro teros main
mighty prairie
So yes
mighty prairie
I hate everything to do with that
hushed gate
Thatโs
waxen beacon
waxen beacon
mighty prairie
it's cool but it's furry so it's shit
waxen beacon
yeah
because it's not the message of the meme, it's the context that matters.
fuckin normie
learn to separate fetishes from memeing
torn shell
bleak pelican
What was up there isnโt even really furry anyways
sturdy rose
hushed gate
my boy
near sierra
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play scythe. The move-set is extremely difficult to use, and without a solid grasp of mechanics most of the fights won't be winnable for you. There's also the incredible weapon designs, which are deftly woven into the characterization of the weapon- its design aspect draws heavily from dark age farmers for example. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this, to say realize that they re not just looking- they say something deep about your play style. As a consequence people who dislike Scythe Scythe truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate for instance, the power in its main string, "Nair, Sair, repeat" which itself is a cryptic reference to Smash Brothers Melee's wave dash and L cancel. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Blue Mammoth Games' genius and wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What brainlets.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a gold forged Scythe. And no, you cannot see it It's for a devs eyes only- and even then they have to be withing 5 elo of my own. Nothin personnel kid
fresh jasper
Nice meme bb
umbral sparrow
hushed gate
waxen beacon
The ultimate comeback
mild coral
well this show is... interesting
mighty prairie
isn't that uh
irregular at magic highschool or whatever?
All of the harem anime with super strong protags that take place at school look pretty much the same
waxen beacon
I didn't really watch that one, but it doesn't seem like harem to me.
Just an anime about a godlike character
gusty flame
godlike character......
Sword Art Online?
mild coral
yeah it's the irregular at magic high school
crimson patrol
hushed gate
england is my peepo
worldly flame
i'm sorry but gnash in the corner makes me laugh for no reason
hushed gate
forest nacelle
just bought discord nitro
mighty prairie
ew
forest nacelle
mighty prairie
get away from me
forest nacelle
mighty prairie
capitalist scum
mighty prairie
I don't care unless it's blobs
stable breach
you would not believe 3rd reich, if 6 million jewish guys, burned inside of the holocaust.
mighty prairie
haha funnty
near sierra
rotund dock
Pepsi man
near sierra
bebsi
near sierra
left pebble
me like
torn halo
near sierra
nice
near sierra
gross
warm drift
bleak pelican
- Why is that a dl link and not an image
- Does that birb have a mouth because if so thatโs terrifying
near sierra
mild coral
- it shows up as an image to me
- if that's your only question about that piece then good on you
mild coral
no, i just have many issues with the abstract-ness of it
crimson thistle
bleak pelican
crimson thistle
yechonk
crimson thistle
yechonk is better
surreal sleet
Chag Chigga sounds better
bleak pelican
The chad
crimson thistle
yeCHONK
bleak pelican
crimson thistle
ook
near sierra
new gnash skin?
bleak pelican
I feel like drawing Cass doing bad things with a lasso now.
restive bridge
warm drift
@mild coral That was a picaso ๐
mighty prairie
ew you play the mobile version
thin sierra
I sometimes play the real version
mighty prairie
also isn't your profile picture straight up porn
thin sierra
no
near sierra
its sfw
tired night
passive players to aggro players
dense meteor
does this count as offensive
stoic swallow
left pebble
The ideal male body is the one of a robot woman? 
stoic swallow
yup
left pebble
strange
left pebble
she is
stoic swallow
fuck dude
just trying to make a overused meme
๐
and i had val.png on my pc already so
near sierra
@crimson patrol
crimson patrol
d i d y o u w a t c h i t C :
crimson patrol
no its a dolphin
mild coral
mild coral
a childish attempt at innapropriate humor
near sierra
Apparently this was experimental
And honestly it took me about 9 hours to realize what the meme being this was.
Rick Roll
In...
Arabic?
So many questions.
plush yoke
forest nacelle
low res
plush yoke
near sierra
hushed gate
surreal sleet
Bionicles were the shit
torn halo
Bionicles man
hushed gate
do u like bionicles
frosty tangle
whos know how share replays
torn halo
Send the replay file
surreal sleet
I had a few bionicles but they were abit newer than that one
And then i also had hero factory basiclly the same thing
BUt i had to give all my lego shit away to my cousin
:(
bleak pelican
Y
bleak pelican
meane mum
bleak pelican
doesnโt know the value of c o l l e c t i b l e s
No letโs give them to some c h i l d who will s n a p and s w a l l o w the pieces
surreal sleet
Well i built the sets then broke em down and built my own stuff after a week and put the blocks in a box
It was fun building from my I M A G I N A T I O N
worn tide
worn tide
shame I don't have the aftermath pic
near sierra
vale holly
you dont have it because ada is dead
mild coral
sturdy rose
mighty prairie
I seriously doubt metal concert is above jet plane on the decibel scale
sturdy rose
thicc
cobalt iron
hushed gate
mighty prairie
++
+
mighty prairie
rotund dock
cobalt iron
near sierra
mighty prairie
rough anchor
Your elo is running from the battlefield my lord, shameful display!
bleak anchor
mighty prairie
edgy
prisma pondBOT
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near sierra
waxen beacon
i would pick exactly as well.
hushed gate
what happens if I call them ugly
near sierra
hushed gate
fossil wing
๐คก
bleak anchor
quaint ledge
i dont get it
not the minecraft one
but the ldz stuff
can he not make it to bcx?
quaint ledge
by
hushed gate
crimson thistle
feed me more ldz memes
limpid atlas
heres a good one https://i.imgur.com/IhwroyN.png
j k you're not goin to find any more since its just already over
bleak pelican
Lol
Sad
Mob rule is strong as ever I see.
Itโs sad that people must rescind necessary actions just because a bunch of fanatics blindly follow some kid they could never even hope to breathe the same air as...
mighty prairie
I agree whole heartedly
near sierra
lol, maybe because the shit he did wasn't on him but on his opponent
actually watch the vods thanks
"necessary actions"
no lol
bleak pelican
Rules be rules. Rules must be enforced. Iโd think more lowly of them for not doing something.
Now if BMG, after further research, determined of their own mind that they made a wrong, thatโs fine. But if they simply did it because of backlash without doing the extra mile, then shame on both parties.
near sierra
this whole situation is a meme dude
warm drift
Thats great, but this goes there and actual memes go here
near sierra
bleak pelican
Nothing wrong here at all
near sierra
verbal vector
near sierra
lol
bleak pelican
^
rotund dock
"ldt's"
rotund dock
Same tbh
plain mango
LOL
waxen beacon
gentle imp
xD
waxen beacon
hushed gate
dlete
waxen beacon
*delet
sturdy rose
turbid whale
dat aim
waxen beacon
rekt
hushed gate
crimson thistle
turbid whale
deus vult
near sierra
hushed gate
Huh
plain mango
Huh
near sierra
scythe is a hell of a lot more viable in 2s now
hushed gate
good
my friend only plays scythe
what did they do with scythe
Does anyone have link to patch notes
hushed gate
deft sky
i said i was sorry
mighty prairie
Jailbreaks the best animated character of this decade
rotund dock
Top ten anime betrayals
brisk hill
waxen beacon
wow
near sierra
bleak pelican
Haha thanks this is the first millionth time Iโve seen this
bleak pelican
If you think thatโs โbitchingโ then Iโm afraid youโve forgotten me.
surreal sleet
luca roast master
near sierra
worn tide
torn shell
gusty ember
that you understand
ocean man
the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
gusty ember
soaking up the thirst of the land
crimson thistle
oOCEAN MAN
crimson thistle
i dont know any more lyrics i am sorry
crimson thistle
lul
near sierra
near sierra
eeee
crimson patrol
keeping this alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA0oKiXeqMw
warped lynx
hushed gate
worn tide
waxen beacon
ded
cerulean sundial
ded inside
near sierra
who cares lol
waxen beacon
lol
near sierra
_ l o l _
waxen beacon
memes are memes
crimson thistle
l o l
stable breach
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near sierra
near sierra
no
icy jolt
ASSAPOOPSHITS MASSACHUSETTS
waxen beacon
old
icy jolt
oh well its fucking hilarious tho
waxen beacon
ya lol
icy jolt
what the fuck
near sierra
waxen beacon
wow lol
turbid whale
unacceptable
crimson thistle
forest nacelle
what the frick is a glomp
crimson thistle
OwO What's this?
sturdy rose
wise sinew
sturdy rose
I always questioned his ears
waxen beacon
ok ;-;
bleak pelican
i have returned only to present this masterpiece featured on my very own ask blog
the person asked if brynnโs wings get in the way of doorways
crimson thistle
really a thrilling gif
near sierra
modern vector
modern vector
waxen beacon
bleak anchor
crimson patrol
crimson thistle
icy jolt
more like "explode"
waxen beacon
crimson thistle
bleak anchor
near sierra
mighty prairie
lewd
near sierra
it's just a recipe for squid man
i have more
but I can't post them because the backgrounds aren't pg 13
stable breach
huh
waxen beacon
umm
waxen beacon
alot of videogame characters are inspired by animu
wise sinew
aminu*
wise sinew
yeah
wise sinew
?
wise sinew
what is what
waxen beacon
ur pfp
wise sinew
waxen beacon
wise sinew
@near sierra it is yes
stable breach
hawt
waxen beacon
lollll
wise sinew
waxen beacon
cuz yako is a title given to fox spirits
stable breach
ok co.
wise sinew
@near sierra thank
waxen beacon
lol
wise sinew
nah
waxen beacon
wow
wise sinew
i had to use your discord user id
waxen beacon
ur name
wise sinew
good to know
waxen beacon
zenko
stable breach
Full Furry Engaged
waxen beacon
where?
stable breach
oof
waxen beacon
yeah but kemonomimi isnt furry
wise sinew
also, thing i did with a well timed gc nsig
stable breach
huh
waxen beacon
kemonomimi > furry
torn halo
Are mermaids furries?
left pebble
they are scalies
torn halo
o
left pebble
yas
forest nacelle
"Don't mix my weird fetishes with your weird fetishes you fucking freaks"
waxen beacon
acoustic grove
That's fake news
waxen beacon
i have more followers
deft ridge
crimson patrol
he bought obc on his alt account
waxen beacon
lol
wise sinew
felix is best re:zero girl
near sierra
gay
waxen beacon
mighty prairie
Yes
near sierra
beautiful
indigo oxide
Truly
indigo oxide
Shit
near sierra
that is the question
indigo oxide
Both
turbid whale
near sierra
my fetish :))
Oh my god, i just looked at roblox. And saw this player.
i didnt use roblox for like 2 years tobs.
tops
Probably used him when i was 5
stopped playing at 14 lmao
left pebble
So you are 16.
waxen beacon
lol
glad barn
DAB <o/
waxen beacon
@warped storm https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/288347035961262081/367389313865875456/plno8funmzqz.png
hushed gate
sorry calamari has a boyfriend lol
mighty prairie
im tilted too
indigo oxide
hushed gate
mine was asleepowl
wise sinew
mine was
near sierra
near sierra
mighty prairie
same
warped storm
hello friends i made a diagram
mighty prairie
there you go
hushed gate
cool
low canyon
fixed it further
pearl sierra
One message removed from a suspended account.
surreal sleet
I disagree dash is more fun
near sierra
same
hushed gate
why is it on papyrus
near sierra
i couldn't be bothered to make a paint thingy
so i screenshot my background and used that
ignore the mess and uh
shady things
surreal sleet
betterdiscord๐ค
near sierra
hey man i need my felix background
near sierra
primal spade
XD
low canyon
Orion humping a tree?
primal spade
when ur mom beats ur ass in brawlhalla but u cant rage at her
near sierra
Getting dropped off by a valkyrie
mighty prairie
when you repost the same meme 5 times
- it's like a 2 y/o meme now
- you've posted it too many times fuck off
surreal sleet
Wow that so funny im literally laughing out loud and dying
Man memes are funny
EcksDee man
mighty prairie
๐๐ป ๐ฏ ๐ญ
mighty prairie
its assuris
low canyon
sure is
glad barn
DAB <o/
hushed gate
why do you like dabbing so much
glad barn
I dont know
<o?
<o/
Look over in the rage cage for a funny screenshot that i posted. It is actually my screen shot
wait no it is the media lounge
fossil wing
i suck yo tities
left pebble
someone just got banned?
fossil wing
yeah i did
surreal sleet
How u here i u ban ๐ค
prisma pondBOT
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frozen bane
OOF
near sierra
LMAO
warped lynx
turbid whale
crimson thistle
(1-p)(1+p+p^2+p^3+p^4+p^5+p^6)
near sierra
crimson thistle
mild coral
near sierra
weary roost
mighty prairie
this is the monados power
near sierra
no
hushed gate
yes
acoustic grove
maybe
near sierra
lmaooooo
mighty prairie
what part of that is a charger
main cypress
put it back together
hushed gate
^
bleak anchor
mighty prairie
mead
mighty prairie
I have not atually heard of welterweights
main cypress
prosยทtiยทtute
noun: prostitute; plural noun: prostitutes
a person who misuses their talents or who sacrifices their self-respect for the sake of personal or financial gain.
"careerist political prostitutes"
for insurance
bleak anchor
main cypress
how ironic
mighty prairie
whats that
near sierra
american test io think
bleak anchor
^^
mighty prairie
why would u not be able to discuss it
bleak anchor
Its a government thing they give you every year until you're a junior/senior, which is when you take the SAT
you cant talk about test questions cause well, it's test questions
bleak anchor
You can't make a big deal out of it, is what I think they're trying to say
but the meme ofc, is to make a big deal out of it
main cypress
main cypress
๐
main cypress
oh lol
crimson patrol
mighty prairie
that video has vine in the title so im not clicking it
crimson patrol
@mighty prairie https://youtu.be/e7e9aV10Ybo?t=33s
mighty prairie
that is so much worse
crimson patrol
click funny
near sierra
surreal sleet
Long Weenie The night he came
near sierra
Long Weenie OwO
warm drift
...
hushed gate
nice meme
near sierra
The reconcha of your mother pija flaccid, I said that is mistranslated the motherfucking shit of your mother, if you learn for the next the spanish because if I will not shit you insults fucking fucking, you are not even to 20 pesos for high stew, you have rotten me, the only thing you do all day is to play Pokemon and pajearte as a fat otaku, better suicidate, so we are all happy without having to endure disgust of being alive like you, maybe you are not this planet, maybe they took you out of your planet because they said "The shaggy shell this shit asshole is going to shit the planet better we sent him to die in space" but by bad luck ours came to this world to shit it as always, morite well dead
@clever hinge This is a new level of shitposting
And i created this
gg ez
I need a social life rn
low canyon
I've initiated the apocalypse
near sierra
crimson thistle
cancer
surreal sleet
aids
main cypress
urinary tract infection
proven oak
desert kayak
hushed gate
ifunny
mighty prairie
near sierra
warped storm
hushed gate
why did u google how to kill your family
warped storm
hushed gate
whats wrong with u
warped storm
icy jolt
deft sky
icy jolt
icy jolt
quaint ledge
Weak meme that made me laugh look its even got the ifunny watermark
How many of us have actually used that website
near sierra
not me
nimble phoenix
made this a long time ago does it still count or is it hattori now?
near sierra
neither
nimble phoenix
what is it then?
near sierra
nothing
nimble phoenix
everything?
left pebble
The Lance Hate Train is still going, and going super strong.
hushed gate
main cypress
rest in peace
waxen beacon
left pebble
lewd ๐ฎ
near sierra
lmaoooo