#❄️ As Snow Falls: Liangzhou Winter Tour
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Stage 1 - The Winter Tourist: Just drop your funniest "Travel Review" or most hardcore "Survival Warning" directly in the thread below to share your winter wisdom and secure your entry!
Wanderers beware: Liangzhou is no joke, I was knocked right out on my first cup.
Survival Warning: Remember, always look back (or don't) while exploring the frozen caves of Liangzhou. It might be your last-ing nightmare.
'Stay Safe, Scream Loud!'
I do not have an image for this, but if anyone is on a steep edge where nothing but mist is below, transform into a carp and slide your way down any kind of terrain awaits you below!
It is basically jumping without risk of taking damage or dying
Survival Warning: Don't forget to check the sky there can be a monster on your top if you didn't check
Travel Review
Beautiful snowfields, peaceful air and a strange looking snow-AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Guide’s last note: “Terrain unstable. Snowman fights back.” 10/10 views, 0/10 safety.
Liangzhou Travel Advisory: Beware of Free Air Travel
Record scratch
Yes. You might be wondering how I ended up mid-air like a discount superhero in the middle of nowhere… turns out Liangzhou’s ‘natural hot springs’ brochure forgot to mention the catapult‑grade thermal vents that launch unsuspecting hikers straight into the stratosphere.
Hello from the showy mountain, always watch out your back for the Baba Yaga frost men trying to butcher you. After you slay them..take a picture to remember how those flowers turned red in the blink of a blizzard.
I absolutely loved these hot springs in Liangzhou, and I ended up building myself a little house right next to them.
What else can I say? I loved everything, but what I loved most were the snowmen that hug you, crush you, and throw snowballs at you.
They’re hilarious!
Want to stop freezing in the cold night? Get drunk!
Survival Warning: Be careful with snowmen. They are malicious and will exploit your naivety.
Travel Review: At Liangzhou, don't forget to wander in Sanctum of Austerity. On the top of mountains, you will have an opportunity to meet a very "special guy" with his legendary horse 🤗
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~ Stage 1: The Winter Tourist ~
**Jianghu Survival Guide – Liangzhou Snow Edition**
By Azhelda, future grandmaster… if she survives.
I came to Liangzhou to perfect my martial arts.
I thought I would face legendary masters, discover forbidden techniques, transcend my body…
Instead, I faced:
the wind
the snow
and my dignity
Tip #1: The cold is your true enemy.
Not bandits. Not hidden masters. The COLD.
In Liangzhou, even your Qi decides to leave your body and go live a better life somewhere else.
Tip #2: Alcohol is not an option. It’s a religion.
They told me: “drink a little to warm up.”
Now I can’t feel my fingers anymore, but I can defeat an expert in drunken martial arts without any training.
I’ve become a fighting style of my own: the Tao of the Drunken Warrior.
Tip #3: Your martial techniques? Forget them.
It’s impossible to hold a proper stance when your legs are shaking like bamboo in a storm.
However, I’ve developed a new technique: Desperate Escape in Deep Snow.
Very effective. 10/10. Highly recommended.
I came to master all martial arts.
I’m leaving having mastered:
The art of drunkenness.
Surviving in the snow.
Meditating on top of a mountain.
If you see a woman staggering through the snow, shouting that she’s going to become the greatest master of the Jianghu…
that’s me. Bring alcohol, we’re going to have a great time.
Traveler review: Visited Liangzhou for the peaceful snowy vibes. Immediately got chased by a snow lion with open arms like it missed me. Thought I found love. Turns out it just wanted to tackle me into the afterlife.
10/10 hospitality, very affectionate locals.
Travel Review : Grand Master Oogway is on the way, listen his wise words and bid farewell to him so his slow journey gets joyful.
True fear
Survival warning :If you travel to Liangzhou prepare yourself, you will encounter a wisper moon, a beautiful Master, that will seduce you and break your heart, or you will encounter a breathtaking mountain, a silent Master that will make you forget to breath also you will encounter a beautiful song, a sublime chant that are produced by a few little children that will make you cry.
Found out the hard way that Liangzhou is not suitable for practicing professional diving. The large bodies of... liquid are actually shin-deep puddles- Highly do not recommend jumping off floating cups at high altitudes.
On that note, has anyone found a bathroom yet? 🤔 I wonder where residents of Liangzhou go to relieve themselves... takes a sip of puddle fluid
Travel Review Of My Liangzhou.
The First Impression I get is about the Chests it's like everywhere you travel 🧳.you get tonns of rewards in the map.
The second is Story of the Map especially The Revenge Of Father & Brother With Wine.
The Third one Is Funny 🤣 Though personally I just love 😘 the Jadecrest Runner Species Dance 🪩, It's like They only Love me. Every time is see I stop by and collect the Night glow peral .
Survival Warning ⚠️
First You Must Aware that The Event (Death Of Governor) is to take long time to finish, Because You walk Very Sloww 🦥 So Consider Your time correct 💯.
Second one is very Challenging one is the Maiden Boss. I know SHE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL ❤️ AND PRETTY .But she Is tough and Danger ⚡.Be Careful.
I arrived in Liangzhou in Where Winds Meet, chasing scenery. They said it’s shaped like a wine cup… they didn’t say I’d be the wine. 🍷
Snow fell soft at first, like a welcome. I followed the streets inward, thinking the center held something special. It did: confusion, cold, and my last bit of stamina. Got lost. Froze. Respawned. Beautiful place. Terrible life choices.
There’s once a saying Beauty and a Beast, Young Wanderer Beware of this Creature in Liangzhou, the husband has jealous issues.
Liangzhou Survival Guide
Survival kit of the snow wanderer : Alcohol, a lot of it.
Stock up your strongest liquor to warm up. When the lakes froze, the blood will flow thanks to the alcohol.
Warning : Snow lions love to play with visitors. The snow field is their territory, not yours. After a long day of entertaining them, head to the hot springs and pour a warm cup of sake.
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Nice place, they should really start clearing the snow tho.
Also a bit cold, my undies froze after I fell into a horse's water through. Shouldn't those be frozen too?
Overall 4 stars, would give 5 but they didn't have enough restaurants for my liking.
Stop allowing people from the desert in, they leave sand everywhere. Found some in my socks after sending it to the laundry. Maybe that was my sand too.
Residents told me not to start snow fights, there could be rocks inside. Almost felt like I was back at school, very nostalgic experience - 10/10.
I wanted to ski but they told me it hasn't been invented yet.
Couldn't find a McDonald's so 3/5 stars
Heading to Skybrim Market?
Be sure to travel back in time, because if you're trying to hit up the vendors at the present moment, you'll get attacked by some special friends.
If you have no idea what I mean by traveling back in time, it means you might need to explore just a little bit more.
Whatever you do, make sure you are always armed and ready to fight. A fan will do, but your bare hand will not. Be careful young wanderers, the jianghu is a treacherous place and Liangzhou is no exception.
Ehh, i'd say if you made it this far in game then you don't need a survival warning, so here's my travel review : 11/10 place to visit. Too much pretty and fun. Various new amazing puzzles and vegetation. I just wanna lay and stare at the moon. Wish they release more snow regions.
Survival warning :
You should to bring at least 20 bottle s of good liquor if you're traveling to Liang Zhou, otherwise you won't pass the snowy drinking
Survival warning: you can get drunk by simple staying on the water of Lianghzou. Do it by the hour so you're never out o wine at your system.