Andor Spoilers

[primal horizon]

sounds just like french with a little bit of german mixed in

fake languages for film are so cool

[primal horizon]

damn ||i thought they were gonna show the tarkin massacre in this but they mentioned it in past tense :(||

||THEY CALLED HIM GRAND MOFF I THOUGHT HE WAS GOVERNOR AT THIS POINT||

ope ig im stupid i looked it up and those things happen in 18 and 14bby respectively

oopsies!

[safe steeple]

it's just so peak

[primal horizon]

so much kissing in episode 6

oh my goodness

cant wait for SWT to cry about it

[primal horizon]

so peak

as always

first brasso, now ||cinta||, who’s next???

[primal horizon]

bro

i never realized this till i just saw a twitter post about it

but brasso calling kellen a traitor was just an act

brasso was giving kellen a cover

holy shit

[rare jolt]

It's wild how much better this arc was compared to the first one

Funny how this is the perfect example of showing incompetence without portraying them as clowns

[rare jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-wins-presidency-gif-19110938

[dapper musk]

I'm officially Saw Gererra pilled

"you think I'm crazy?"

". . ."

"I AM"

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[rare jolt]

Wtf the Prophet of Regret doing in the Imperial Senate

[tired brook]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-arbiter-halo3-prophet-truth-gif-21300865

[safe steeple]

Were you blinded by its majesty? Dumbstruck?

[restive wharf]

||Dr Gorst had it coming||

[sharp yoke]

predictions for syril

[primal horizon]

if there is another ghorman massacre, i think either he or dedra will die in it, and that'll spur further development for the other

can't wait to see k2so next arc

[sharp yoke]

i hope he survives man

[dapper musk]

I feel like Syril will die and that will get to Dedra, maybe that's why she's all panicky in the trailers

[restive wharf]

Syril?

[sharp yoke]

yes

[primal horizon]

i have a new headcanon

there's an empty chair in the board room on the death star in a new hope

and my headcanon is that chair was meant for krennic

in reality it was probably kept empty so the camera can actually show the room

[rare jolt]

There's already both legends and canon reasons behind this

And iirc they established it was Krennics chair in canon

Which doesn't make sense because he's not a Moff

[tired brook]

WRONG

[safe steeple]

Nah, that chair's for Tarkin.
Tarkin is sitting in Krennic's chair

[safe steeple]

you forgot about the other empty seat across the table

[tired brook]

its vaders chair

[safe steeple]

Vader does not get a chair.

[fallen patrol]

Love how they immediately give a focus to Saw's band of rebels, and then an expansion on Luthens rebels

Almost like when i said the Yavin boys were there to tell a grander story

🤯

[restive wharf]

The hazing scene was unnerving to me

[fallen patrol]

For the guy who ||killed cinta||?

[restive wharf]

No no like
Uh the kid with the Rhydonium

[fallen patrol]

Wdym hazing then

And why unnerving

[restive wharf]

Him ||being encouraged to inhale the Rhydonium fumes||

[fallen patrol]

Yeah that was pretty wild lol

I think it's just meant to signify he's on board even if saw is insane

That there's some truth to his rambles

Definitely an unnerving way to show it tho

[fallen patrol]

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Saw:

[safe steeple]

I fucking loved it

I was worried that ||Wilmon would be killed, great subversion of expectations. Then the part where he's radicalized and inducted into the Partisans? It's so peak. I felt pumped about it and I'm not even Wilmon (i love the smell of gasoline)||

[upper coyote]

Should’ve been Mas Ameda

[safe steeple]

nah

I like new characters and new species; not everything needs to be a reference to something else.

[upper coyote]

I get that but also making everything new makes it strange

Like he could’ve been there even if silent

[alpine plover]

Solid episodes

The first of the 3 was somehow my favourite again

Ep 6 was really strong but I liked 4 more

And 5 was good despite feeling like a lull point

[safe steeple]

That's because the "New" only started happening now for the OT era

ST had plenty new things, which is something I give it credit for, despite many of those things looking like scrotes

I mean, this one's a scrote, too, but at least it's not oiled up

[fallen patrol]

What is a scrote because I'm just imagining balls head man

< this fella

[safe steeple]

add 'um' to the end

[fallen patrol]

So I was right hahaha, I should've just trusted my gut

[tired brook]

https://tenor.com/view/isb-fact-check-fact-checked-false-dedra-gif-14588339901547726997

[primal horizon]

why are the letters backwards

also wtf is a compnor

[safe steeple]

certain aurebesh fonts use backwards symbols to denote capital letters

and COMPNOR is the COMmission for Preservation of the New ORder

[primal horizon]

it took me so long to figure out that said compnor cause i didnt know what it was and i kept thinking the peth was an usk

[jagged dragon]

Geeked vs locked in

[alpine plover]

Reminds me of the Squid Game meme

[tired brook]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-caribbean-peasants-gif-12617726

[copper spade]

Holy shit Andor made french people canon

[copper spade]

@normal elk

[tired brook]

saw guerra the crazy unc on the block getting the kids to huff gasoline

[alpine plover]

[restive ridge]

My new favorite scene in the whole show is the party scene when Luthen is talking to that one kid about the navy academy and he’s like “WHERE ARE THEY GOING” with that expression on his face

[restive wharf]

Casual intel gathering, he's so peak

https://tenor.com/view/luthen-andor-cassian-andor-star-wars-luthen-rael-gif-26948081

[restive ridge]

I hate how good this show is we don't deserve this

[sharp yoke]

we do bro after all the slop

[fallen patrol]

Real

[tired brook]

https://tenor.com/view/isb-fact-check-fact-checked-false-dedra-gif-14588339901547726997

[radiant cove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/s/pHqFw08FJk

[fallen patrol]

Thats the thread yeah

[restive wharf]

Incredible first impression

[primal horizon]

well yeah, the writers originally were gonna have 5 seasons, each one a year apart, but they and the actors would be stuck here for 15 years

[fallen patrol]

How does that mean "well yeah" I'm confused

[fallen patrol]

I'm currently rage baiting people with these:

I love how "non star wars fan" triggers them, but somehow a comment about acolyte didn't?

[tired brook]

make good television
people want to subscribe to watch good television
go back to making slop after

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[restive wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/fell-fell-for-it-fell-for-it-again-fell-for-it-again-award-award-gif-15411198764799214626

[fallen patrol]

I had a guy say "Rogue one is better than ESB"

[tired brook]

thats cool and all, but theres the thing

[stark falcon]

Imagine SWT seeing this

[fallen patrol]

the thread or my comment lol

[stark falcon]

Yes

[tired brook]

lonni my boy better survive

[rare jolt]

TCW fans be like

I like the last 15 minutes of Rogue One

The coolest the Rebellion has ever been since the OT

[tired brook]

https://tenor.com/view/write-that-down-taking-notes-school-universities-university-gif-17937210

waot that just gave me an idea

wojak wearing a "I love TCW but I would never, ever, EVER, watch seasons 1-2 okay" shirt

[flat fractal]

Oh wow

That was amazing

My only complaint was the music volume often overshadowing the dialogue

But everything was perfect

[safe steeple]

Try looking for audio settings that have an audio clarity option. Disney+ site might have it, and many smart TV's do.
I've got Voice clarity on by default, and didn't have this issue

[flat fractal]

Thank you

I will do

[rare jolt]

TCW fans when they have to sit through 17 episodes of terrible filler in-between the "good" episodes

[primal horizon]

accurate

[alpine plover]

Peakdor again

[primal horizon]

true

im so excited for next week

cause its probably gonna be the buildup to what we see in rebels, with mon running from the empire then resigning from the senate and officially declaring the alliance

i cannot wait to see how luthen plays into that

he's probably gonna die :((((

[restive wharf]

He and Bix are on the chopping block I fear...'

[jagged dragon]

I could see Dedra and Cyril joining that list too

[sharp yoke]

please dont battlefront 2 campaign syril snd dedra

i rather them both die than suddenly turn rebels

[flat fractal]

I don't want Bix to die tbh

[restive wharf]

Me neither

[alpine plover]

That is 100% going to be next week. The arc after isn't the right year.

[primal horizon]

https://youtu.be/t9Pccq0DZVc?si=wqmqdyqRmCI7dI3k

[fallen patrol]

Oh I wasn't a fan of time jumping with zero explanation

Like yes okay you're treating us like adults but also I thought I missed an episode

There was no real implication that you were about to time jump from episode 3 I feel

[mint idol]

Ah

Here it is

[fallen patrol]

Be free

[mint idol]

HOLLYYY

PLOT TWIST

LESBIAN COUPLE DEAD

NO MORE GAY

Stupid dummy had a gun

[fallen patrol]

We hate that french dude fr

I'd have blasted his ass idec

Fuck the rebellion

[mint idol]

Yeah no I don't like any of the ghormanians or however you call them

Ignorant

Arrogant

[fallen patrol]

I like the leader

But true

[mint idol]

I'm too iffy on him to say I like him

I think I don't like him

[fallen patrol]

Valid

[mint idol]

but not cause he's bad

[fallen patrol]

He's just desperate at the end of the day

[mint idol]

Exactly

Something I'm not a fan of

[fallen patrol]

~~like Cyril ~~

[mint idol]

I dislike him for the right reasons if that makes sense

[fallen patrol]

Yeah

[mint idol]

Damn she's drilling into this dude

[fallen patrol]

Yessir

[mint idol]

And he's sobbing

[fallen patrol]

I love that she won't blast him, just shame him

[mint idol]

Tough bitch fr

DAAMNN

WHINING

[fallen patrol]

She knows this will hurt more anyway

[mint idol]

FOOLISH CHILD

OOF

[fallen patrol]

He'll never make this mistake again

[mint idol]

Never never

[mint idol]

Poor luthen

saying they should've killed krennic while they were up there

they really

really should have

Instead bro lives on to stack his resume

[fallen patrol]

I know it's a great way to do a member berry lmao

[mint idol]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[fallen patrol]

I also love the fact they made Luthen say his face hurts from smiling

His assistant hasn't smiled like once since they left

But they both laugh when they thought they won

[mint idol]

I noticed that

[fallen patrol]

Remember dedra said they need to feel a win?

[mint idol]

lovely

Oh shit she's torturing this dude

oop

yeah he's gone

R I P random

[fallen patrol]

he's no random

[mint idol]

I know he's the doctor from the first season

but

I low key forgot who he was

[fallen patrol]

Cause of all her trauma, and the guy about to become the galaxies most decorated torturer

[mint idol]

Until that ^

[flat fractal]

Bix went kill bill

[mint idol]

Welp

episode six over

[fallen patrol]

I think this is what's gonna get her killed

Ngl

She'll be as wanted as Andor, if not more

[flat fractal]

Probably more

Because she blew the place up

[fallen patrol]

And shot an imp and the torturer that the higher ups seemed reaalllly interested in

Cassian hasn't done anything so high profile really yet lol

At least not easily traceable like that

[flat fractal]

I'm surprised they did that

[fallen patrol]

Also Cassian asked Luthen to solve his shit so he can be a rebel again so maybe he went to Luthen for the bombs

I'm not saying this fixes bix trauma but she'll be able to be a soldier now at least

Tough to guess though as Luthen is becoming a massive coward

Wait no that's his assistant

[flat fractal]

Luthen calls himself a coward

[fallen patrol]

He does crazy things like ghorman yet is a chicken shit about comms

So it's hard to pin him down rn

He's unraveling

[flat fractal]

I wonder how he'll get caught

I feel like dedra doesn't really love Cyril

But is just using him

[fallen patrol]

I wanna say 75% happy to fuck him over

25% kinda gives a shit

Not saying love, but dedra caring about anyone is pretty significant

She's been on her own for so long

[flat fractal]

I agree

She does care

About him

[primal horizon]

syril gets too much hate

[fallen patrol]

It's literally just me dude

Everybody else just thinks he's his character traits

Whereas I want to Mr gorst his ass

I will concede that there was a momentary glint in my eye when bro got excited by being a part of a rebel cell for even just a second. Someone in here said (I think poopoohead) that he just wants to matter anywhere and I wonder if they're gonna make him "turn" right at the end when he realises it makes him feel like he's doing even more

Now THAT I would enjoy

Otherwise, I will continue my anti Cyril campaign

[flat fractal]

His character is written well

But he's just unlikeable

[stark falcon]

Pretty much this. Syril is definitely a well written character but he’s not exactly the most likeable one.

A character in media can still be good or well written without being likeable (like Ramsay and Joffrey from Game of Thrones)

[flat fractal]

Im gonna be honest Andor is the only "prestige tv" I've watched

[primal horizon]

whats that mean

[fallen patrol]

Meh I think a better example of a character enjoyable to hate is bo katan

Mace Windu too

I hate syril like I hate TCW movie Ahsoka

It's more insufferable than character based

[fallen patrol]

Sopranos, BB, The Wire, etc

Really high class stuff

Or in zoomer talk:

[primal horizon]

ohhh gotcha

[fallen patrol]

IM JUST THAT GOOD BABY

THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT

3/3

[flat fractal]

I wouldn't say syril is enjoyable to hate

[sharp yoke]

me neither i dont hate bro

[fallen patrol]

Sorry I thought that's what you meant by having the writing comment and unlikeable comment together

[restive ridge]

All the deaths in this show hit like a ton of bricks

[restive ridge]

I think it’s real

She cares about him but she’s devoted to the Empire above all else

The way he defended him from his mother was proof I think

Because Syril would be head over heels for her no matter what since she’s way out of his league

But she takes the time to defend him and that’s really saying a lot

[restive ridge]

Geeked vs locked in

[rare jolt]

i dont see a lot of people mentioning that Bix blew up one of the people involved in a higher up ISB plan directly ordered by the Emperor on Coruscant of all places they are not safe on Coruscant anymore im sure this will throw a huge wrench into Luthens plans even possibly put a bigger attention towards him

theres no way the Empire isnt going to investigate this with extreme bias

[primal horizon]

yeah for sure

[rare jolt]

realistically the decision to kill this guy should be the downfall of all the characters

it was too rash of a decision

[digital yoke]

I mean none of them were around for rogue one so…

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-boi-yeah-boy-aw-yeah-gif-18429021784265950345

[fallen patrol]

I said it

[mint idol]

Wait are 7-9 out yet?

[radiant cove]

Wednesday

[alpine plover]

Or late Tuesday, depending on your location.

[flat fractal]

Type of people to watch a documentary and complain its boring

[fallen patrol]

He just sounds mentally 12

Anything mature = boring

Rogue one should have plenty wojakable action scenes so I can't see it being anything else

[stark falcon]

“No Prequel or Clones?! Boring!!!”

[restive ridge]

I know the point you're making but this show has both of those in flashback scenes

[fallen patrol]

What

When was there clones in Andor

[restive ridge]

The flashback when his dad gets shot

[fallen patrol]

That was a flashback?

[restive ridge]

Those are clones

Yea?

[fallen patrol]

I seem to have entirely erased this scene from my brain

OMG

I looked it up and I remembered

[restive ridge]

It's funny that like 3/4 times we've seen live action clones they've been doing war crimes

I think 4?

Might be 2/3

[fallen patrol]

That was right after the empire started basically, right?

[restive ridge]

Yeah I think so

[fallen patrol]

That would be terrifying for that planet

[restive ridge]

The timeline's weird because the flashback to when Cassian gets found by Maarva has a crashed Separatist ship, and Cassian is like 12 years old, but the flashback to when his dad died he's a full grown adult

And the Clone Wars took place over 3 years or so iirc so he aged a lot in those 3 years

Assuming that the first flashback is right at the start of the war

[fallen patrol]

Don't forget Hollywood likes to make adults play old teenagers too sometimes

[restive ridge]

Don't remind me that Fant4stic exists

[fallen patrol]

True, I'll just remind you that 2005 exists

[jade aspen]

Damn andor is good

If only the rest of new star wars wasn't written like slop of nostalgia

[restive ridge]

I just realized Saw Gererra is based out of the same location as the resistance in TFA

[rare jolt]

Lol there go the sequels are retconned copers

"guys time travel will retcon the sequels trust"

[alpine plover]

Lmao

[fallen patrol]

My new reply to those people is "remake the prequels"

Pure raw unfiltered ragebait

[radiant cove]

They arent in my headcanon

[flat fractal]

Would be really funny if they got scrapped and remade

[fallen patrol]

They'd unironically be really good if they remade them

Imo

Imagine anakins fall with dialogue that isn't dogshit

Imagine the battle of the two greatest duelists of their generation not being two old man doing salsa class

[flat fractal]

What if jar jar binx was a very well spoken politician

[restive wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-emperor-chancellor-palpatine-gif-8128416

[sharp yoke]

the dialogue wasn't shit

[flat fractal]

The dialogue was cheesey

[sharp yoke]

i watched it in theaters bro

it was fine

certain lines also made a lot more sense to me this time

i think it's an age and maturity thing

[flat fractal]

Like aged and matured cheese

[fallen patrol]

But but but it's funny bro!

[sharp yoke]

only scene i laughed at was the youngling one

[flat fractal]

Why

[fallen patrol]

I would love to ask George that

[restive wharf]

You realize Anakin's fall includes AOTC

No defending that dialogue

[fallen patrol]

Even in ROTS, it's not really good enough to be believable

It's barely passable, made passable by Hayden and Ian

[rare jolt]

Prequel copers always make me laugh

[fallen patrol]

Same fr

"the sequels have such bad dialogue!"
"Okay but you simp for the prequels"
"It's ironically funny in the prequels!"

[rare jolt]

Guys the dialogue is good guys

[stark falcon]

Prequopium

[fallen patrol]

Their love for the prequels is made out of beskar

[rare jolt]

Revenge of the sith is one of the best movies ever also the OT sucks why do people even like empire strikes back it's sooo boooring

[fallen patrol]

Luckily not many of those these days

At least not in sensical discussion zones

Maybe on twatter

[rare jolt]

Bruh they're everywhere

[fallen patrol]

Nope

[rare jolt]

Yes they are

[fallen patrol]

Nope

[rare jolt]

Zoomers eat this up

[fallen patrol]

Are you really questioning the guy who argues with SW morons for practically a living

I'm also zoomer u dunce

[rare jolt]

As am i

This server is pretty old and dead

[stark falcon]

Haven’t seen many people going on about ESB these days tbh

[fallen patrol]

80% of prequel fanboys simp for OT as well

[stark falcon]

Not since ROTS release and Andor anyway

[rare jolt]

TCW fans drag on the OT whenever they can

[fallen patrol]

If it isn't the sequels, or used to be pre Disney... They're obsessed

[fallen patrol]

Maybe before Disney lol

When there was OT purists Vs PT purists

[rare jolt]

No this is fairly recent phenomenon

[fallen patrol]

WAHHHHH TCW IS LEGENDS
WAHHHHH TCW IS CANON

Exhausting

[rare jolt]

OT vs PT Wars ended a while ago

[fallen patrol]

Yeah right around the time Disney took over and made the sequels

[rare jolt]

But are slowly returning

[restive wharf]

Id only believe it if people finally got tired of beating the dead horse (the sequels)

[fallen patrol]

The anti sequel hatred is just too strong. They will always download the anti sequels opinions the most

[fallen patrol]

Exactly

[stark falcon]

Download only to receive a virus

[fallen patrol]

Anti woke mind virus

[stark falcon]

True

[rare jolt]

I haven't even seen any sequel discussion in years

[fallen patrol]

Cuz nobody wants to have it

Trust me, I keep trying for some reason

[rare jolt]

Even the sequel fans accept those movies suck

[fallen patrol]

People still making the same argument I heard in week of films release

[stark falcon]

There’s no discussions, only rants

[fallen patrol]

Despite it being disproven or contested so long ago

[fallen patrol]

Huh?

Sequel fans only shit talk TROS

[rare jolt]

Yes they talk down the rest of the franchise but they never bring up the ST itself

Because obvious reasons

[fallen patrol]

Terrible conjecture

[restive wharf]

Huh

[stark falcon]

What is bro waffling about

[fallen patrol]

You don't talk about enjoying the sequels and haven't since TLJ

It's a recipe for exhaustion

98% of the time

[flat fractal]

I thought you were 30 ngl

[fallen patrol]

"I thought this 3s scene was enjoyabl-"
"REYS CHARACTER FUCKING SUCKS DUDE LIKE THEY ACTUALLY JUST TOTALLY RUINED MY CHILDHOOD"

[restive wharf]

You bring up one thing you like and the inhibitor chips go off

[fallen patrol]

You would

[fallen patrol]

I love saying the word acolyte these days

It's the latest patched in sleeper agent word

[rare jolt]

No these days the controversy is all about the Mandalorian

[stark falcon]

Free real estate when you do

[fallen patrol]

"acolyte has good choreograph-"
"THAT SHOW IS THE WORST THING SINCE THE HOLOCAUST"

[fallen patrol]

Okay that's 0/3 on your takes dude, you have zero idea what the larger community is

[flat fractal]

I'd like to see more of that choreography in star wars

[fallen patrol]

Most fans don't give a shit about how bad Mando S3 was, and they still wojak over Luke's cameo

[rare jolt]

I hate to inform you that the community is a little larger than this server

[fallen patrol]

And yet I still get it right far more than you

I'm telling you dude, your sources of information are duds

Or you're drowning in confirmation bias

[flat fractal]

The larger community is on Facebook

[restive wharf]

Definitely
Bonus if the show is better too

[fallen patrol]

I know who to ignore and who to actually take as a serious take. I understand casuals who also never talk about star wars with people (who are still the vast majority of people supporting star wars)

[rare jolt]

Since when were you the authority on what is the correct opinion

[fallen patrol]

Never

[rare jolt]

Are you sure

[fallen patrol]

Just comparatively, I'm god and youre a peasant

🙂

[flat fractal]

Skeleton crew season 2 where he beats up all the kids with that level of choreography

[fallen patrol]

P.S how many times did you post rebels bad sorry?

[rare jolt]

Every time I was reminded of helicopter sabers

[fallen patrol]

Rebels lives rent free in bros head

Knew it

[flat fractal]

Helicopter sabers are peak

[rare jolt]

Lol

[rare jolt]

I say that about the Mandalorian because I've heard absolutely nothing but bad things about the movie

Not even my opinion just people saying it sounds bad

[fallen patrol]

You know the community is bigger than the twitter vocal minority right?

Why do you think Mando makes soooooooo much money

[rare jolt]

Why do you keep bringing up Twitter

[fallen patrol]

Why do you keep bringing up this server

[rare jolt]

Who said anything about Twitter

[fallen patrol]

Who said anything about this server

[stark falcon]

Who said anything about anything?

[fallen patrol]

So you know anything? Anything.

[rare jolt]

You did when you started acting like you own the fandom

[fallen patrol]

????

[stark falcon]

Waffling

[fallen patrol]

Always is

[flat fractal]

This is painful to read but so funny

[rare jolt]

I mean you got your sidekick attempting to back you up

[fallen patrol]

"I know how to properly take averages of who is being serious and who takes the top thing off their head they read off twitter"
"WHO GAVE YOU AUTHORITY ON WHATS RIGHT AND WRONG"

Take your pills old man

[fallen patrol]

Ah yes I control bro

[flat fractal]

Youre getting e jumped

[fallen patrol]

Fkn waffler

[flat fractal]

We all know he's your alt account

[stark falcon]

Sidekick? I’m the breakout character of this anime

[rare jolt]

I say anything and these guys start crashing out he's waffling guys!!

[fallen patrol]

Crashing out lol

[stark falcon]

Bro says as he’s been waffling and moving goalposts

[fallen patrol]

Maybe you just say a lot of dumb things?

(you do)

[rare jolt]

Everything you're complaining about isn't even my own opinion

[fallen patrol]

WHO ARE THE GATORBOIZ

[fallen patrol]

It is quite literally your opinion of how the community is yes

Same way it's my opinion of how the community is

Once again waffling

[rare jolt]

I mean every time you reply I could say your waffling but that's just boring and unproductive

[fallen patrol]

You're*

I'm a lot of things dude, but a waffler isn't one of them

[stark falcon]

Do you even know what waffling is?

[fallen patrol]

More of a yapper

[restive wharf]

Sheev where exactly do you interact with the fandom mostly?

[fallen patrol]

He has refused to correct me ever

I don't trust his judgement

[rare jolt]

xp

[flat fractal]

Hey waiter I didn't order this yappachino with a waffle tower

[fallen patrol]

See

[rare jolt]

Correct you over what

[stark falcon]

Didn’t answer my question

[fallen patrol]

.

[flat fractal]

Youtube

[fallen patrol]

It's gonna be somewhere so skewed

I just know it

[rare jolt]

I think you won't be satisfied no matter what I say

[flat fractal]

4 chan?

[fallen patrol]

Ok

Zombini asked you btw

[stark falcon]

Who cares? Just answer

[fallen patrol]

Dunno why you're so scared of my thoughts

[flat fractal]

Cuz you're evil

[fallen patrol]

Abrasive*

[rare jolt]

I could say anything atp and it's just more waffling yapping blah blah blah

[fallen patrol]

Have you tried not waffling

Usually works

[stark falcon]

No dribbling too

[flat fractal]

You robbed my granny outside of tescos

[stark falcon]

Helps even more

[fallen patrol]

Imma do donuts outside your house at 2am

[flat fractal]

I'm training a dog to viciously attack you when it sees you

[fallen patrol]

Sheev watching this happen:

[stark falcon]

@flat fractal your dog fr

[flat fractal]

Getting a pit bull Xl from a backyard breeder

[fallen patrol]

You can't call your mother that wtf

[flat fractal]

That's it buddy

I had it with you

You're going to be hearing nothing but horrible star wars takes

[fallen patrol]

Ngl I love the fact I got the rebels bad ragebaiter of years to be scared to give his opinion

[fallen patrol]

Already do brudda

[flat fractal]

Name 1 horrible star wars take

I did

[fallen patrol]

Yours

Nah I'm joking I don't really know yours

[flat fractal]

I haven't said many

[fallen patrol]

I feel like you're mostly indifferent to all of it

Take it or leave it type shi

[flat fractal]

Most controversial thing I said was tales of the empire is peak

[fallen patrol]

Shouldn't be controversial

[flat fractal]

And that I enjoy star wars slop

Well I didn't enjoy mando season 3

[fallen patrol]

I don't mind slop if it provides something new like a fresh genre or elements being explored that we haven't explored before (i.e other ways of viewing/using the force)

[flat fractal]

My favourite part of ahsoka was the witches

[fallen patrol]

He gets it

[flat fractal]

Actually cool characters and serve as a good plot device

[fallen patrol]

My favourite part of TOTE is the force nuns

[flat fractal]

Same

Those were really cool

[stark falcon]

I have the perfect bad SW take: Jedi Academy saber combat sucks

[fallen patrol]

No block button WAHHHHHHH

I'm going back to bf2 to parry

[flat fractal]

Mine is that star wars kinect was a really good game

For its time

[fallen patrol]

Are we giving our own bad takes or the worst we've heard?

[stark falcon]

Worst we’ve heard mostly

[alpine plover]

WTF IS GOING ON??

[flat fractal]

It had so many fun game modes

Like the rancor one

[rare jolt]

Do you think rebels isn't bad?

[flat fractal]

The combat was fun too

[stark falcon]

Low and behold he returns

[alpine plover]

Lo*

he's not going low

[fallen patrol]

I think it has very high highs and to simply call it bad is either RageBait or a pathetic attempt at intellectualism

[stark falcon]

Technically he already is low

[alpine plover]

Lo and behold
[lo and behold]
definition
used to present a new scene, situation, or turn of events, often with the suggestion that, though surprising, it could in fact have been predicted:
"you took me out and, lo and behold, I got home to find my house had been ransacked"

[rare jolt]

I don't think there's a single positive that show did for Star wars

[alpine plover]

what show?

[fallen patrol]

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY WHATS A CORRECT OPINION

[flat fractal]

Thanks google dictionary

[alpine plover]

Rebels was good, and great in the third/fourth seasons

[fallen patrol]

Rebels is not simply great in any season

It has very low lows

[alpine plover]

actually it was pretty cringy in the first

[rare jolt]

Rip death trooper fans

[flat fractal]

Star wars time travel is cool

[alpine plover]

the last few eps were peak in s4

[fallen patrol]

Though how Ahsoka recontextualised it, I really enjoy that

Rebels just did it absolutely dogshit

[flat fractal]

You're just not thinking about the potential jedi who series in the future

[rare jolt]

Introduced the absolute worst characters in the entire franchise probably worse than sequel characters because at least those are locked in st

[fallen patrol]

Oh I am.

[fallen patrol]

Oh so it's both RageBait and pseudo intellectualism

Got it

[rare jolt]

Im talking about the inquistors

[alpine plover]

there's no characters worse than the sequel guys

[fallen patrol]

Ah thought you meant all the characters

[alpine plover]

besides Acolyte

[fallen patrol]

You really think jar jar is better than kylo?

[alpine plover]

but yeah, the Inquisitors were pretty shit

minus GI

[flat fractal]

Yes

Omg

[fallen patrol]

Not you

[flat fractal]

Jar jar binx is peak humour

[fallen patrol]

You're too based for this argument

[flat fractal]

I love him

[alpine plover]

I meant most of the sequel characters

[rare jolt]

At least I don't have to pretend they were in the same time era as the og saga

[fallen patrol]

Ah but you didn't say that

[alpine plover]

obviosuly there are always exceptions

[alpine plover]

???

[fallen patrol]

Careful, he gets offended when you imply he's not making sense

[rare jolt]

Im not offended

[alpine plover]

Oh no

[fallen patrol]

He says, avoiding the normal discussion with a normal guy to instead defend himself

[alpine plover]

I am not normal

I am [Title Card]

idfk

[flat fractal]

I'm so confused what you guys are arguing about

[alpine plover]

I'm just bulls***ing at this point

[flat fractal]

I think everyone is

[fallen patrol]

I just argue about 90% of the crap that comes out of sheevs mouth tbh

[rare jolt]

I simply don't have to think about the st ever but unfortunately anything related to in-between pt/ot stuff is nothing but cringe inquistors

[flat fractal]

I'm gonna make a cup of a tea and take a painkiller

[fallen patrol]

W

Might make a cuppa too

[alpine plover]

Rogue One

same

[restive wharf]

The Galaxy's huge

[rare jolt]

Is it

[flat fractal]

I really like how tales of the empire handles inquisitors

[alpine plover]

yeah

that part was cool

[restive wharf]

I'm not gonna defend Ahsoka being alive during (and after) the OT but what's the deal with the rebels characters then

[rare jolt]

As much as I'm annoyed with clone wars stuff I will say I am very excited for zero company

[alpine plover]

boring

[fallen patrol]

They're in rebels.
The end.

[rare jolt]

XCOM 3 but Star Wars

I'll take it

[fallen patrol]

Seeing the perspective of looking up at Vader from a kneeling position and barely any lines was really enjoyable to see ngl

You can see why they're so scared of him

[alpine plover]

interesting

[alpine plover]

no

[fallen patrol]

Cinema

SWT: WAHHHHHH WHERES HIS LINES? WHERES HIS EPISODES? THE WHOLE SHOW SHOULD BE ABOUT HIM

[alpine plover]

bUt He DiDn'T rEcOgNiSe BaRrIsS!!! 😭

[fallen patrol]

What's bro meant to do "oh shit it's bariss! Remember me sis??? I'm anakin Skywalker of the jedi order. Yeah nah I'm not dead, I'm just Vader now"

[flat fractal]

It was peak

[fallen patrol]

Oh shit I was meant to watch the new tales of the jedi underworld today

[flat fractal]

It was bad

Actually I liked the cad bane episodes

[fallen patrol]

I don't download my opinions sorry, your complaint has been filed with HR

[flat fractal]

The western cowboy theme worked

[flat fractal]

Only one half is the tales of the jedi

The bad half

[fallen patrol]

Already half too many

[rare jolt]

Darth Vader would never allow them to get away with that the Empire would never stoop that low

[restive wharf]

Going from Peakdor to ToTU is whiplash

[flat fractal]

We didn't even get to see the underworld too

[rare jolt]

People still watch other shows?

[flat fractal]

I watch every star wars show that comes out

[fallen patrol]

Same

[rare jolt]

Im sorry to hear that

[fallen patrol]

I tend to only spend time on franchises I actually like

People should try it

[flat fractal]

My dad has a yearly disney plus subscription

[flat fractal]

Skeleton crew was really good

[rare jolt]

I suppose the new Andor episodes come out today?

[fallen patrol]

Yeah that's why I'm in here now

[alpine plover]

yes

[fallen patrol]

So I can stay away until after I watch

[flat fractal]

That reminds to be block the subreddit

[fallen patrol]

You're not allowed to enjoy a franchise you like bro wtf bro

[sharp yoke]

sequel dialogue was not good though. i think it’s probably even more bland that the star trek movies. you guys are confusing it with how lines are delivered.

[rare jolt]

You are only allowed to worship or smear a franchise

[alpine plover]

You're on Reddt? 🤮

[fallen patrol]

Yeah seems so according to you sheev

Big shame

[rare jolt]

You either love everything or hate everything no in-between

[fallen patrol]

I'm sorry you feel that way

I love everything in between

[alpine plover]

yeah same

[fallen patrol]

I love criticising and enjoying something

ROTS is my favourite star wars movie for god sake lmao

[alpine plover]

except for the really crappy stuff (Acolyte)

[fallen patrol]

That thing sucks

[alpine plover]

that had good bits, but the writing is some of the worst I've seen out of Star Wars

it's overhated though

[flat fractal]

Yeah there's some useful info on there

[fallen patrol]

Bro wants every opinion at once

Bro hit the triple download

[alpine plover]

wot

[rare jolt]

Who was that one guy from a few years ago here that said that he loved everything that was Star wars

During ST release

[flat fractal]

A few years ago

[alpine plover]

SWT?

[fallen patrol]

Do you have any idea how long ago the ST came out

[rare jolt]

No

[fallen patrol]

The fuck

[flat fractal]

I don't think anybody can remember that

[rare jolt]

A guy in this server

[alpine plover]

5 years ago

[sharp yoke]

The dialogue in acolyte is arguably better than in any of the sequels

[fallen patrol]

Probably me tbh

[alpine plover]

THE POWAH OF MANNY

[rare jolt]

I think his name was forky or something like that

[alpine plover]

honestly I don't remember much of the Acolyte dialogue

[fallen patrol]

I see the sleeper agent word activated you

[sharp yoke]

sequels dont get hate for dialogue because the acting was good but they very much should because it was just slop with no meaning

[alpine plover]

the st on the other hand

[fallen patrol]

Bro just HAS to go on an acolyte tirade

[alpine plover]

yeah acting was good

[fallen patrol]

Oh now sequels

[sharp yoke]

sequels arent overhated rhey sre not hated enough

[alpine plover]

hehe

[fallen patrol]

Guys wipe the memory banks of this droid

[alpine plover]

doubt

the st hate is insane

[rare jolt]

Honestly rey didn't bother me until the end of tlj

[flat fractal]

They were hated enough😭

[sharp yoke]

its fully deserved

[alpine plover]

it gets to the point that you can't like it

[fallen patrol]

Feels like acolyte

[alpine plover]

otherwise the fans go rabid

[fallen patrol]

I can't talk about enjoying anything about it

[rare jolt]

I didn't really care that she was a Jedi or the dumb Mary Sue stuff because it's space fantasy who cares

[alpine plover]

true

[flat fractal]

Acolyte was interesting because each episode felt like a different genre

[alpine plover]

even talking about the duels

[rare jolt]

Until the end of tlj of course

[fallen patrol]

Felt like a mystery show from start to finish for me

[alpine plover]

I remember disliking TLJ when I first saw it

[rare jolt]

Everyone did

[fallen patrol]

Nope

[sharp yoke]

yes and these are not in the top 10 of rhe issues with those movies.

[alpine plover]

not as much as others tbh

actually idk

I wasn't on social media at that stage

I just remember saying "this doesn't feel like Star Wars"

[fallen patrol]

Did you talk to friends about it?

After screening?

[rare jolt]

TLJ was just a pretty bad movie but rise of Skywalker was the antithesis

[alpine plover]

yeah

but that was ages ago

[flat fractal]

Yeah but each episode had a different style imo it's hard to put into words because I'd need to rewatch it and write down notes

[sharp yoke]

shitnobi, shitlyte, book of shit, mand season 3shit, peakdor

[fallen patrol]

I don't agree but I respect your opinion

[rare jolt]

Andor actually carrying the entire franchise

[alpine plover]

I think the worst part for me were Rose and Finn's plot + Admiral Holdo

[sharp yoke]

i actually have forgotten most of s3 mando

[rare jolt]

What a massive burdon

[alpine plover]

I swear they made her to be hated

[sharp yoke]

it ws bout this moff guy

[fallen patrol]

Meh

[sharp yoke]

that eqs tryna clone

was

[fallen patrol]

Holdo is fine, people just hated seeing a new person doing it

[sharp yoke]

man it was so shit

[fallen patrol]

If that was Leia saying that, I feel like nobody would complain

[rare jolt]

It was just bad writing

[fallen patrol]

Impossible to tell tho

[alpine plover]

yeah

she was just bad at her job

[rare jolt]

New character that nobody trusts making extremely questionable decisions acting extremely suspicious

[alpine plover]

of course she's going to be hated cuz we want to root for the heroes

[fallen patrol]

It was likely written to be Leia

[rare jolt]

Nope

[fallen patrol]

And idk if you guys know but stuff happened to Carrie

[alpine plover]

exactly

[sharp yoke]

if i had a dollar for every character theyve butchered id have maybe 10

[alpine plover]

I don't remember hearing about it impacting TLJ

[rare jolt]

It was always meant to be a plot twist

[flat fractal]

Ngl I can't criticise the sequels much because I've forgotten most of it

[fallen patrol]

Well it did

[alpine plover]

wdym?

[fallen patrol]

I have so much respect for you for admitting this

[alpine plover]

yeah same tbh

I'd need to rewatch to get the specifics

[rare jolt]

That she was actually a good guy

[fallen patrol]

Huh

She always was

[alpine plover]

wow realy

[rare jolt]

The movie built up that Poe and others thought she was a double agent for half the movie

And she wasn't

[fallen patrol]

Never heard that theory ever

[flat fractal]

And I'm not gonna rewatch them just to criticise it

[rare jolt]

Theory?

[flat fractal]

I only rewatch movies I really like

[fallen patrol]

Kiss me

[rare jolt]

Bro that's the plot

[flat fractal]

No

[fallen patrol]

This is that Andor death star bullshit all over again

[fallen patrol]

Coward

[flat fractal]

I'm hiding from you

[alpine plover]

dewit

[flat fractal]

I'm so sad this outfit wasn't in bf2

[fallen patrol]

True...

[rare jolt]

So is their dumb little astromech still on the farm planet for 2 years

[fallen patrol]

OH SHIT YEAH

WHERE'S HIS DROID

[rare jolt]

They forgot him

[flat fractal]

Do you think droids can get depressed

[fallen patrol]

Yes

[rare jolt]

He's scrap metal now

Jawas got him

[flat fractal]

....

[fallen patrol]

If you don't wipe droids for long enough, they develop personality traits and can imitate emotions

[sharp yoke]

the fact they are so forgettable to you is a pretty big criticism itself

[fallen patrol]

I think that's why his droid has so much personality, because Andor clearly cares a lot about him and doesn't want to lose that. A wipe would probably fix all of his "issues" with processing and stuttering

[flat fractal]

That's pretty cool

I thought droids were just engineered to have a personality

[fallen patrol]

Look at every sassy droid

It's only because they haven't been wiped

Landos robot, R2, even K2SO

[flat fractal]

Favourite part of star wars

Sentient robots

But they don't take over the galaxy and kill everyone

[fallen patrol]

Star wars has galaxy scale casual racism

And yet it's mostly played as a joke

🤯

Classic meatbags 😒

[flat fractal]

I wanna see how different species are effected by the empires racism

I feel like its not explored enough

Rebels did it but it wasn't really too deep

[fallen patrol]

You know what we haven't got yet? What if an alien (possibly a woman) really respected the empire and wanted to join

Okay now I'm thinking what if Cyril was always an alien and that's why he's so desperate instead of beta male soyboy crap....

[flat fractal]

Now that's a good theory

Cyril and his mother are Shape shifters

Star wars show and everybody is a shape shifter

[rare jolt]

Imperial racism wasn't really there on the inside it was more so made to keep civilians at each other's throats but the emperor weren't actually racist just used it as a tool

It's hard for people to unite when they have prejudice against each other

[flat fractal]

Using racism as a tool of oppression makes them racist whether or not they have personal prejudice

But I get your point

[fallen patrol]

How many alien stormtroopers and officers are there

[rare jolt]

No he had no inherent hatred or bias towards aliens he just used it as a tool case and point he still saw value in other aliens like Thrawn with 0 bias

[fallen patrol]

Thrawn is the only alien in the entire empire lol

The bias is that Thrawn is one of the smartest people he's ever met

[flat fractal]

The emperor draws his power from hatred

[rare jolt]

The emperor is evil and does hate however the racist ideals he put into the empire were purely for strategic purposes

[fallen patrol]

No answer 😭

[rare jolt]

That question is completely irrelevant

[fallen patrol]

imperial racism wasn't really there on the inside

Yes it is relevant

[rare jolt]

Why would he have alien stormtroopers and officers if he was trying to make the galaxy racist against aliens

[fallen patrol]

That answer is completely irrelevant

[restive wharf]

where are the alien stormtroopers

where the fuck are they

[flat fractal]

You can't see them because they have helmets on

[fallen patrol]

Then why are they all human sized

Where's the Chewbacca sized trooper

[rare jolt]

You didn't answer my question

[flat fractal]

You don't see them because they on kashyyyk

[fallen patrol]

Now you know how it feels babe x

[rare jolt]

Anyway

[flat fractal]

We can't really tell if the emperor has personal hatred towards alien species because he was never developed on as a character

[rare jolt]

The point is the motivation for the empires racism isn't built on actual racism but using it as a tool to control the population which is arguably worse than actually being racist

[fallen patrol]

Doesn't matter what palpatine believes, the statement "racism isn't on the inside of the empire" is objectively wrong

[rare jolt]

Then you completely misunderstood my statement

[fallen patrol]

Nope the rest of your statement is absolutely fine

You just didn't understand your words

[rare jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-eyes-gif-22773102

[fallen patrol]

Me everytime you speak

[flat fractal]

Anyways bob iger=emperor and him using racism as a tool= changing the race of characters in Disney live action to gain attention

I'm a genius

[restive wharf]

where's the /s mansley

[fallen patrol]

All I see is "murder bob iger"

[flat fractal]

You can wait another year

[fallen patrol]

I really feel like almost every decision that Kathleen is lambasted for was actually bog iger being a scumbag

[flat fractal]

He will be gone

Dave filoni as ceo

[rare jolt]

Mfw I call every new show with a woman in it woke slop so that I get more views on my YouTube grifter channel

[flat fractal]

I see my future and its bright

[rare jolt]

Im going to be rich

[fallen patrol]

That's just the death star laser

[flat fractal]

My 1k subs that are all bots

[flat fractal]

I wouldn't live on alderwoke

[fallen patrol]

There was a dude in the Kyber server last week asking for help with his trans Vader machinima... His channel was calling everyone in star wars Disney evil and things like calling Anthony Daniels a "condescending prick"

[flat fractal]

That was a collection of things to read

[fallen patrol]

Now read these

But bwo is just sawcasm:(

[flat fractal]

I thought liberals were bad for moral policing

We have barely spoken anything andor related

[fallen patrol]

The right started it tbh lol

They just went so right that like every liberal does it now

[fallen patrol]

Sorry mom

[flat fractal]

They did with homophobia purity culture etc

Saying everything was immoral

[fallen patrol]

Burning books n shit ☠️

[flat fractal]

The constant censorship

Rules for thee but not for me

[flat fractal]

It so much easier to criticise things than to praise

[fallen patrol]

Kinda like the empire in Andor.... And how the left responded to it....

NAHHH Andor couldn't be woke

Star wars isn't woke

[flat fractal]

We need a show glorifying the empire and the sith

[primal horizon]

i aint reading allat

[fallen patrol]

Didn't ask

[primal horizon]

can yall give me a summary of the whole argument

that was earlier

please

[fallen patrol]

Aw hell nah, especially not with the right wing politicians starting to pine after the fandom menace

[flat fractal]

A show styled as empire propaganda and being a satire would be peak tho

[flat fractal]

Cardoor and sheev shenanigans

[primal horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-empire-darth-vader-gif-15012937745160689556

[primal horizon]

star wars detours

[fallen patrol]

Okay you cooked with this one

But unfortunately a lot won't realize it's satire

I.e the boys

[flat fractal]

That's true but it makes fun arguments

[fallen patrol]

True....

[fallen patrol]

@rare jolt I found one in the wild

Thank fuck it's still not the popular opinion

Begun... The clown wars have...

[rare jolt]

the prequels wont surpass the ot until gen x dies

and even then probably not

[fallen patrol]

Can't wait until the prequel fanboys are the old men shouting and the sequels fanboys start overrunning them

[restive wharf]

No, it's gonna be a generation of Mandoverse fans after Filoni's inevitable box office slam

[fallen patrol]

Instead of breaking the cycle, the cycle just speeds up

What a dystopia that would be

[restive wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/search-your-feelings-you-know-gif-5340126

[restive ridge]

Most Star Wars fans aren’t smart enough to tell the difference

[flat fractal]

Ofc they would

Vocal minority isn't the majority

[restive ridge]

Idk look at Helldivers and how many people got mad that it was political

Despite that being incredibly blatant satire

[rare jolt]

Just wait for the TCW fans to start cannibalizing Mandalorian

[sharp yoke]

6 hours

[restive ridge]

But I want it NOW

[primal horizon]

like he said, vocal minority isnt the majority

broooo

what if they keep luthen alive the whole season

just to put him on alderaan in the last episode

[sharp yoke]

my boy syril choked her out lmfaoooooi cant

he better survive this episode istg

[primal horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[sharp yoke]

HOLY SHIIIIIIT SYRIL

GOING APE

APESHIT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[primal horizon]

what a fucking fight

so good

syril is such a good character

[sharp yoke]

genuinely one of the best

the fact he went completely ballistic upon seeing andor is so funny

[primal horizon]

can you blame him

bro just realized the person he loved the most was lying to him for the past couple years

and then sees what he considers to be his mortal enemy

the guy who derailed his life

[sharp yoke]

they did lie but it was also more of a confidentiality thing. the ISB was using him though. also from the moment he's introduced we see that he has morals and believes he's fighting the good fight, and that was all confirmed with this episode. back then the corporate guys weren't expendable to him and when he got picked up by the empire he was easily swayed to do their work under the guise of doing something good.

when reality hits him and what he is apart of and the cause of he doesn't know what to do but upon seeing andor he goes apeshit because the pursuit of him is what lead him to this

syril is peak

genuinely what in the peakwriting did i just witness

[primal horizon]

literally

[sharp yoke]

i also think going apeshit on andor was a matter of justice for him. he still sees andor as a criminal, and in the chaos of it all it's all he has

i dont like that he switched and i hoped it wouldnt happen but it's logical for his character

[sharp yoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1019707636146503853/1369519923033800784/image0.gif

[primal horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[real fjord]

Me after this week's episodes

[primal horizon]

so fucking good

debatable best 3 so far

narkina arc counters

[dapper musk]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-hes-the-goat-the-goat-bigfellerjake-skippe-space-i-think-gif-26908844

Episode 8 out of context pt 1

[dapper musk]

This is gonna sound crazy but Syril's mom crying over him kinda messed me up a lil ngl

[tired brook]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[sharp yoke]

man

i love the fact that syril didn't get a redemption

his character is brilliant the more i think of it

[restive wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

Holy fucking shit I'm still without words

[jade aspen]

HOLY SHIT

THIS IS INCREDIBLE

[upper coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cassian-andor-andorsweep-sweep-andor-series-gif-26032881

[jade aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-peak-fiction-dies-from-peak-fiction-gif-8241362855452869649

[sharp yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[upper coyote]

you know that Leia was working in the senate at the time of the show