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WIENER DOG ALERT
I went to a friends house and she had like 5 wiener dogs
I’ll find pics
Better yet a video
borf borf
Here’s an aerial view of my fat ass cat
👔 
Profdeusnal goos boy
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Dead by daylight? 
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I left because I accidentally said a word
:(
And faide muted me
And I was really high on pain meds
I tried to evade a mute
Tox
Not in public Pan
Thyme = smelly
😎
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I atop now
Tfw joined 2016 literally refuses to talk
See ya
wtf i have posts before that
Rlly makes u think

Sorry I'm not more social hippo
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I will force u to speak in balance if it kills me
I missed my one year anniversary 😢
One day u will be a beacon of knowledge
Hippo big bully 😥
Not even
hippo the bad boy bully furry 
"idk what a furry is" huh?
No clue
Same

Dybesmortt = good music tate??
Hippos gm wouldn't let me trial 😥
Yep never going feral
We’ve never declined a rogue
Aren't you supposed to be working right now hippo?
Why would I abandon feral
I literally don’t work when I work
I'm not life
Same
Why did they even hire you?
How do you stay open
Is it a mafia front
hippo important question
Got to be something you can do, clean, tidy, restock etc
@gritty lintel you never eeposned to unsettling whispers, did you listen or n??
do the people who come in ask if you're a lesbian
Are you drunk Pan?
are you not dyne
Do I seem drunk?
do i have to answer this
@gritty lintel pan is definitely drunk
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dogs 
If you prefer cats over dogs
How can you dislike something like that Catstorm?
You're a lesser human
my name is catstorm not dogstorm
but you have a hippo in your pfp
Hippo
also ive been bit by a dog and every neighbour ive had has had a dumb loud idiot dog that just barks all day
Because america?
so all night
Sure
That's like an evening shift then
Yes
You get the best people in
Could a cat do this
no thats the point
@gritty lintel yes sorry
@versed musk
You sober? I highly doubt that ever happens
@gritty lintel hey
Hello
hi
I work now weekdays
hey david
hey keith
how are u baby
Then I compensate by being. Smahed weekends
So instead of being slightly drunk all the time you just go completely blackout in the weekends?
@gritty lintel aye
At least you stick with scandinavian culture
Fuxk can't get whole comic but I think you Deen it tbh
@gritty lintel anyways I think you should listen to unsettling whispers
It's amazing
Well I really want you to hear it
Proper sentences are overrated anyway
So I use all brainpower
Did you turn on autocorrect?
No
Without that I'm fucked
Abways u leave now but I still very much recommend that album go all 5 extreme music fans in herre
@wintry lynx you listen to the new btbam?
yeah i love batman @woven shuttle

😄
😄
😄
😃
No
how are you doing dyneslott?
No
wow 😦

LOL
🌻 this is for you dynes

smile
dyne pay attention to me 

@wheat wren his name is Mr. Slott
Overlord Slott

@timid walrus Hey, what is your addon with the cluckiddty cluck?
what? 
hey idiots dont spam my channel
ok
ur allowed sweetie pie
rewt laying down the law 
dont you patronize me you dingdongs
i will have the space force arrest your satellites
hey ding dongs
For a while feral conversation has started to take-over this channel. This channel is primarily for off-topic discussion, while some feral (that follows naturally from a on-going conversation) is, like it always has been, acceptable - starting feral conversations will be much stricter moderated from now on. A good rule of thumb is that if feral is more than a single page, you have gone too far and should move the discussion to #feral
hey idiots dont spam my channel

@hybrid anvil Emotes and memes are not allowed in my channel idiot
no u
The other day I tried to make a turkey pastrami sandwich on toasted italian and when I was combining the top and bottom, I sneezed and the sandwich fell on the floor. I was powerless. When I log in to my whirlwind monk & see chi tornado is on the same row as black-ox statue, that's what I feel. Powerless. Please put chi tornado & statue on different talent rows & buff WW damage by 20%.
@regal monolith
ur2slow

🌻
that sunflower has made me hungry & its entirely your fault
interesting

things with faces are tastier to eat
Welcome to my channel enjoy your stay no spam no memes no emotes no copypastas no laughs or gaffs THANK YOU for serving your country
it's YEETTIME
@lime drum if you had the testicular fortitude to take a stand & protect ppl who cant protect themselves then maybe youd get accepted into The Avengers as well but NOPe keep being cynical and critizing other peoples HARD WORK when you refuse to pull yourself up by the boot straps and get dirty mom spaghetti
rewt is ironman
Okay I get it...
Final stage savantism
something I can't comprehend
I apologize rewt
Rewt, you're the best.
thanks
flaymaker go to bed
Flay
is a GREAT day
take a shower
go to bed
i am staying awaek
i have never felt better
anyway i have work in 3 1/2 hours 
I hope you all have a wonderful day
@tepid lantern
uh oh
5k 
literally free money
can kill it with a macro
Whoa
huh?
who
whoa

Solid
Hey excuse me, Im new to Offtopic. Just wondering when do we fit Memes into our rotation. Ive been trying but I cant seem to do with without my iq falling off :'c
@dire ice Welcome to my channel enjoy your stay no spam no memes no emotes no copypastas no laughs or gaffs THANK YOU for serving your country

Hey excuse me, Im new to Offtopic. Just wondering when do we fit Memes into our rotation. Ive been trying but I cant seem to do with without my iq falling off :'c
For a while feral conversation has started to take-over this channel. This channel is primarily for off-topic discussion, while some feral (that follows naturally from a on-going conversation) is, like it always has been, acceptable - starting feral conversations will be much stricter moderated from now on. A good rule of thumb is that if feral is more than a single page, you have gone too far and should move the discussion to #feral
So you're going by " @tepid lantern " now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
16 - Gate, send Probe to scout
17 - Gas, rally Probes in
20 - Nexus
20 - Cyber
21 - Gas, put in 3 Probes when finished
22 - Pylon
100% Cyber - Adept (chrono'd) (You almost exclusively want to go Adept first in PvZ, since the shade scout is invaluable for your followup gameplan. Going Stalker first to hunt Overlords if not opening SG, or to make your opponent THINK you're not going SG is an option, but a very niche one)
26 - SG (SG is almost 100% necessary in PvZ. There ARE some very niche builds that open with a Council for either DTs or Charge, but for 99,9% of all situations, SG should be your opening tech choice)
50 Gas - WG (take this together with your first Adept/Stalker instead if not opening SG)
100% Adept - 2nd Adept```
@mortal gorge Why do we always have to berate other classes to make our class seem better? Moonkin has issues, but most of them are due to tuning. The class is decent and will be fine. If you’re interested in the class, awesome. If you’re not, might wanna pick a new class
thnx rewt
i think its good that we aren't straight up spamming starfall, but I don't like how we don't really gain anything from having extra targets besides from a talent which isn't that strong (shooting stars). we need room to breathe since any movement will most likely make you drop starfall (which overvalues stellar drift) and also just makes aoe kind of boring and feel bad when you're supposed to be getting more resources as a dot class/builder-spender should when having multiple targets
well, i usually stand 40 yds away from my dps and when he moves for a shadowstep kidney, I bearform immediately because it's reallly noticeable (he needs to be within 25 yds of you). Don't frenzied regen on initial burst, just see if he gets a big spike in because this is where you can double frenzied regen and just free heal. While doing this, LoS the priest behind pillar and thrash/moonfire rogue if he follows. When burst is over, and he still tunnels you, this is where the DH just do the classic prison priest and dash to you and go ham on rogue. When your DH ccs the rogue, dont blink just yet, keep moving but watch to see if he trinkets.... if he sits the cc, it's safe to assume you can blink to a pillar.
ford mustang gt
Sadly, Invoker has no Falsetto spell. Support Dota 2sical The Musical: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=792299 Twatter: https://twitter.com/BigPlaysIncYo Track...
!stop
denied
pls dont try to stop cat facts before i even get any
Before prepatch yes, after prepatch? no... i wouldn't drop quite that much stats for 25 leech. Especially when you already have 5.4% But you can always use the Healer Stat Weights addon to know for sure




D:
!catfacts

🗞
the hogs deserve better
Wow @mellow yoke 5 people in a 2 channel room! Thanks for inviting me!

You can talk to me Taters

this godforsaken channel needs jesus

Ya'll need some Cenarius in your life.
You should all be sent to the Emerald Dream to pray for a 100 years or so.
Can someone help me find the bearcatting guide?
@past agate lol sorry 😛 our HotS group was full
BAER
baer
floof = 0.2fuzzyness + 0.3fluf + 0.1boopness + 0.15(size)^-3 [assume spherical BAER]+0.12 * AWESOMness+0.03talkinginthirdpersonnes+0.1numberofhootersannnoyed
delete
Blyatiful Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8WJ6f52lKg prodigy's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClJDhh2yGGFLqpAfvhqTDnQ/ 24/7 Live ...
Melee and spell damage of creatures below level 100 reduced by up to 16%.
Health of creatures between levels 15-100 reduced by up to 24%.\
hotfix last night
Leveling might be coming back
Just waiting for that 60-80 fix to happen
and best leveling experience ever
hello good morning,afternoon,evening and night
night flay
i am indeed shattered and ready for bed but i must not
Ready for bed? It's 3pm
im ready for bed too and its 4pm 

same, it's 7am
it's freaking 8 in the mornung
im always ready for bed tbh
@fresh nest its 4am what are u talkin about
Honestly
Balance is key
Equilibrium
Does time even exist?
or is it just fiction?
do i exist?
@stuck elm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeuRAWSJGFY
Why is your sleeping pattern so fuckered
no comment
not bcs its hot
sometimes it b like that
definitly not
Learn to sleep at normal times idoot
no reason to
Please do not spam in my channel

Learn to sleep at normal times idoot
literally misses 6pm raids because he's asleep

classic
get called out idiot
What geo? I never missed a raid cus of sleep
this is just a dream
I've been late once and I was having a bbq 
like 2 weeks ago you said you just woke up when you were invited to raid late

so its confirmed klaue was late
you cant leave the panda start zone before you finished it, can you?
Don't think so. P sure you have to select a faction
ok, so with believe everything is possible?
this is a fact
and what to believe to skip it?
you can or Doubleagent wouldn't have been a thing
yup
im pretty confident that doubleagent never left 
lol
by mining
ahh nvm then
squishes i still wanna believe
dont think so
i hate that questing area
"5months ago" 
Have you seen it though?
" I'm not really sure what a rotation is but my starfall is round. "
ye it was - and i hope that you dont think, that she said that really 
That video is 100% authentic
I can speak german and it's pretty close.

Knowledge is very Knowledgable. Are you questioning his credibility
My ancestry goes back to Atilla the Hun
isnt it "Atilla THE Hun" ?
no anime 😡



i made this

thanks i put a lot of work into it
i can see that



No yeeting
the yeeting in this channel really got out of hand 
@stuck elm I am disappointed
you didn't link the photoshop here

Anyone want to do Glory of the Legion Raider? [Horde]
no
How did Mylune become a champion again? I forgot that she is a very daft dryad.
Dont worry, warden can be a bit tight sometimes
Like replying to two separate questions with "no" wil have the second removed due to repeated messages
And mylune..... She has a frigging critter army!
She is the master of battle pets! She can command all of them at the same time!
@timid walrus 3 times only
Wut?
no
@tepid lantern HotS?
I made this
Good job best Jeanist were all proud of u
Do you still have that thing hanging from your roof
Yes I do
My guildies do it right under 6 hours. I do it in like 10-12
if you have $60 it can be 5 minutes
That’s like 40 hours of work
I’m retarded
60-80 alone takes like 20
i only need warrior to have all the tanks and i dont even want to do that
Are you even playing wow @hazy ether
monk is a breeze to level
it just doesn't seem like theres much reason to do things in game right now
all my extra specs are druid or monk
@sour night are you even playing wow?
Ofc
I’m just an elite gamer
@sour night you finished your homework for monday yet
No
same
i havent started 
Did you finish implementing azerite traits?
I saw you were pushing some into simc the other day
guardian ones yeah
tell thyme to do it
Schmu, don’t you have the peak of serenity to tend to
@glass light I wonder if I even put in the general traits yet or just the class specific ones and wait for the general traits to be finished
ya
@sour night nah, enjoying faide's more c: faide is doing such great work all the time ❤
not even ironic
Schmu in Peak 
schmu 
ok 😦
your chat 
this is my channel learn the rules idiot
prove it

are you saying you are completely fine with being banned ?
throws a pokeball Faide deal with this riff raff
too much poo in this toilet we need to flush it
nope didnt work
ur banned idiot how can u not tell

.

rewt, how has your day been
bad nothing is selling wth
whatre you trying to sell
everything
no way to give it anymore ;[
are you even on the same server?
last week they nerfed trials & they cant learn mounts

Wait why is vial selling for 115k?
Because it’s a 2 person mount that is buyable
the mats sell for like 40k
Oh goody I have a lot of mats for it in my bank time to make a few. You want them hippo?
how the fuck are you selling it for 2x profit
Pretty sure one of the mats isn’t buyable
And the recipe is rare or something
I bought a duped one for 15k in mop
I bought a duped one for 15k in mop easy money
Hello lag
one of the mats is from a vendor in ulduh
@sour night resets
I cba to sit at the AH for that long
gotta get my bnet money
C a r r i e s
thats more work
550k for 1.5 hours
how often
u expect me to make a static group of competent players, then advertise for carries & deal with trading & having to run dungeon or raid
Idk, I go sometimes. There are runs daily in NA though
when i can just sit at AH and watch netflix and not have to actually play the game
if ppl have to interrupt shit then theres no way my friends can do it
how do I get into carries 
he has a scheme, he says hes good at moneymaking, you want him to teach you how he does it, but he charges you, thats how he makes his gold
get scammed
he told me what to do when I just asked.. rewt is nice like that
shh stop advertising his products
Looks photoshopped. you can tell because WoW doesnt support a 369x18 screen resolution
@tepid lantern
i will take everything you have for free
hacker
hecker
Shaman LOL
?
np
Yea personaly the only thing I smoke is damage meters you can keep the deviles lettuce for yourself ok
Jazz cabbage 
@tepid lantern 
@dire ice @regal monolith 
?
close to 400k subs watch this shit
Why
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@remote hull 
wow you got regular finally haha took you long enough idiot
OOF
nice pic corey
thats sick dude
?
rising*
higher brothers?!
joji
bro
YEE
yee
nty
except
for
yeah right
that was decent
Higher Brothers - Trickery Produced by J Robb https://soundcloud.com/jrobbdaproducer
Why isn't this
on spotify yet
😡
☝🏽

it BOPS
slappa clappa my boi
@remote hull
yo
i used 2 play dota 12 hours a day
listeninjg to
keith ape
in 2015
ITS A FUCKING RIOT IT'S RUSH HOUR 2015 BIOTCH DOWNLOAD LINK - https://soundcloud.com/kenrebelife/ken-rebel-underwater-rebels-feat-keith-ape-okasian-jayallday...
i hope that was part of it

also this song
KOHH 2nd ALBUM『MONOCHROME』取扱店一覧 http://ameblo.jp/gunsmith/entry-11896376541.html 01. Fuck Swag Produced by 夢幻SQUAD 02. ぶっちゃけ Produced by Mally the Martian 03...
ROFL
i listened to this
like 900 times
imagine being this
insane
yea
?
BAER!
BAER!
😄
BAER
BAERCATTING

@moderator

no
Yes
@Flaymaker#8782
please
good job flay

3am
how long u been awake
uhhh
@dire ice
@dire ice I woke up 2h ago


æ spise is te frokost, bruke du sukker t?
?
wat
uh
Yeah
still....wut?
same
you are a sturdy mountain @clear sphinx
Bear =/= BAER
BAER is BAER
@dire ice you are the foundation upon I am built

honey is natural sugar
then you should redo your foundation
haven't we all
@clear sphinx so when are u getting reg
When Thyme decides to give it to me
you can have mine if you wish

lol
but there's an unwritten rule
anyone else not ab le 2 post a pepejam because its just a permamant reminder of corejo spamming it 450 times in ur discord



Unlucky
whos that
i dunno
its flaymaker
a clown
not u 
obviously
clearly not me
quick maff


You date is the wrong way around

ur head is screwed in @clear sphinx
nop
Why is the date wrong way round?
https://i.imgur.com/JMDZAmP.png win7 masterrace

Mine shows year/month/date
nice math
hmmmmm


If americans insist on using month-day...
Why they still call "the fourth of july"?
instead of july-fourth

because if they will swap 9/11 will be 11/9


no that is my spotify
idiot

almost 2 days

spotify dot me
Tfw I usually put on music when I go to sleep

its completely wrong
yeah, my top track it showed isn't accurate
a lot of it seemed off
just a general idea of your listenings
https://i.imgur.com/44EkXMw.png i never listened to the song 
mine is 100% correct
I thought you were British Flay
i havent listened to my top streamed song in like 2 years 

LMFAO
My sleep music
i am a multicultural man what can I say

lol
Mine only shows since 27/7
27 months 
ocean man

? LOL
OCEAN MAN
🌊 man
wtf

wardened
good
BAER is all over the place 😄
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Turnt
When you’re streaming, chances are you’re dancing. A 37% chance, to be precise, based off of your recent plays. Now, what you do with those beats is on you. But we aren’t judging.
$mute 144870911969853440 stop spamming
Done.
🤔
goodbye corejo
skip 😠
BAER's toptrack is burning love - ELvis presley
i dont need to listen to the entire song
I dont even know what this is
enjoy
billy idiot
so you listen to the same?

I have 26% David
judge BAER's music choice
https://open.spotify.com/user/dælichon/playlist/7DTg5s7PdAt5MENwq9ugtO?si=XEx_UCBcTvyQVcjulUKoIQ
oh crap, it embeds
oof
Always fun, to be pretending playing the sax with bakerstreet
best sax song confirmed
Only the sax part is good, rest of the song is so mediocre 

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