#UNDEAD TED!!!!!

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LETS GET READY FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!

EVERYONE MEET DEAD TED 🧌

TEARDROP HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO NUCLEAR RADIATION AFTER UNCLE SAMS NUKES WERE LAUNCHED BY WHITEHOUSE ORDER AND IN TURN, THE ATMOSPHERE HAS BEEN BRUTALLY COMPROMISED.

TO MAKE MATTERS EVEN MORE LIVELY, CRASH TEST TED AND HIS TEST CREW HAVE BEEN AFFECTED BY AN INFECTIOUS ZOMBIE VIRUS THAT ORIGINATED FROM AN OVERSEA AUTOMOBILE MANUFACTURING FACILITY AND THE BATTLEGROUND HAS BEEN FLOODED WITH HUNDREDS UPON THOUSANDS OF UNDEAD TEST SUBJECTS WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR LIVING HUMAN BRAINS.

ZOMBIE MODE EVENT!!!!
-FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES IN THE HUNDREDS WHILE DEFENDING NIGHT MODE EXTRACTIONS ON THE BATTLEFIELD!!!!

NEON GREEN ACID RAIN!

  • STRATEGY HAS REACHED TEARDROP!!!!!! EXPOSURE TO RANDOMLY SWEEPING STORMS WILL DEAL DAMAGE AND SLOW WALKING SPEED LIKE A SLUGGER/SKUNKPAW OR SLUGGER/BUZZKILLA COMBO.

LIMB-ITED TIME FINISHING MOVES!!!
-RIP ALL THE LIMBS OFF OF YOUR OPPONENTS AND GOBBLE THEM DOWN IN AN UNDEAD RAGE!!!!! 🧌

ZOMBIE HEXES
-EXTRACT GLOWING GREEN ZOMBIE HEXES AND INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF RECIEVING LIMITED RELEASE ITEMS!!!!

{NEW LIMBS}

CHAINSAW ARM
-HACK YOUR ENEMIES APART EVIL DEAD STYLE WITH BLOCK-CHAIN LINK PRECISION. LIMBS WILL FLY. ENEMIES WILL DIE. YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THIS LIMB-ITED TIME HALLOWEEN RELEASE. IF YOU HAVE ANY HANDS LEFT THAT IS!!!! 👹

SLEDGEHAMMER ARM
-CRAFTED WITH GERMAN ENGINEERING AT GUNZILLA HEAVY INDUSTRIES; THERE IS NOTHING MORE DEVASTATING THAN AN EARTHSHAKING BLOW FROM THE "KLOBBERHAMMER". GUARANTEED TO CRACK ZOMBIE SKULLS AND SEND YOUR OPPONENTS BACK TO THE LOBBY CRYING!!! MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ONE IN YOUR LOADOUT OR DIE WITHOUT APOCALYPTIC DIGNITY 💪

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