Cold Takes | Balatro | Page 1

gentle mountain Apr 14, 2026, 1:43 PM

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like #1450117094720147537 but for cold takes

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blue stake sucks

short wedge Apr 14, 2026, 10:49 PM

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black stake’s awesome

gentle mountain Apr 15, 2026, 12:26 AM

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fr

jovial ruin Apr 15, 2026, 12:53 AM

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black deck needs a buff

inner mural Apr 15, 2026, 1:39 AM

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Baron mime boring

gentle mountain Apr 15, 2026, 2:57 AM

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hearts are the best suit in the game

short wedge Apr 15, 2026, 3:19 AM

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gentle mountain hearts are the best suit in the game

That’s hot

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It’s clubs tbh

gentle mountain Apr 15, 2026, 3:19 AM

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ur wrong in game and irl

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irl spades rule

short wedge Apr 15, 2026, 3:20 AM

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gentle mountain ur wrong in game and irl

Onyx agate has the most ante 8 carry potential tbh and also getting seeing double

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Also blackboard

gentle mountain Apr 15, 2026, 3:21 AM

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i said best suit in the game, not best suit in the game before endless

short wedge Apr 15, 2026, 3:30 AM

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gentle mountain i said best suit in the game, not best suit in the game before endless

I think endless is a separate specification

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The game ends at ante 8 imo

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If you said hearts are the best endless suit then yeah I agree

gilded wing Apr 15, 2026, 3:51 AM

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spades are better because they're blue

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and they're awesome

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also as a little mini bonus they're a lot easier to guess for and draw for if all your cards are flipped

jovial ruin Apr 15, 2026, 4:03 AM

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diamond need better jokers

gentle mountain Apr 15, 2026, 4:29 AM

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gilded wing also as a little mini bonus they're a lot easier to guess for and draw for if al...

diamonds are also easier to guess

subtle ivy Apr 15, 2026, 7:52 AM

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jovial ruin diamond need better jokers

money is cool as is tbh idt it needs a buff that much

radiant sorrel Apr 15, 2026, 9:11 AM

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blueprint is pretty useful

atomic solar Apr 15, 2026, 9:30 AM

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Eternal egg the only good eternal food joker

gentle mountain Apr 15, 2026, 12:09 PM

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atomic solar Eternal egg the only good eternal food joker

isnt egg the only food joker that can be eternal?

atomic solar Apr 15, 2026, 12:33 PM

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Exactly

gentle mountain Apr 15, 2026, 12:34 PM

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thats not a cold take then, thats just fact

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its like saying on red deck you start with 4 discards

atomic solar Apr 15, 2026, 12:41 PM

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Cold takes are usually just undisputed facts everyone can agree on

gentle mountain Apr 15, 2026, 12:59 PM

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no theyre opinions that most people agree with

errant coyote Apr 15, 2026, 1:01 PM

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so why make a post for em

subtle ivy Apr 15, 2026, 2:26 PM

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for the minority

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like what if i want to actually say egg is the worst eternal food joker

atomic solar Apr 15, 2026, 3:05 PM

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You wouldnt be wrong

gentle mountain Apr 15, 2026, 6:14 PM

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blueprint is better than brainstorm

eager orbit Apr 20, 2026, 12:53 PM

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gentle mountain i said best suit in the game, not best suit in the game before endless

so best suit in the game

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because endless doesn't exist

radiant sorrel Apr 20, 2026, 11:32 PM

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c++ is at the very least a little hard to get

sharp crescent Apr 20, 2026, 11:50 PM

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Most jokers arent bad, but raþer very situational

eager orbit Apr 21, 2026, 12:39 AM

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how many is most

sharp crescent Apr 21, 2026, 12:48 AM

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Over half þat þe public say is 'bad'

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Yknow, satelite, 8 ball, þat stuff

eager orbit Apr 21, 2026, 12:59 AM

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do you have numbers for these

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or are you just going off of vibes

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