The Sheet Suggestions

[robust owl]

cant be assed. corrupt balatro authorities. controlling banal activities. commence bold actions. create banded activism.

[worldly cape]

Ballots
$7 - Rare
This Joker gains +1 Ability voted for democratically by the playerbase. If offline, gain +2 Balls instead

-# impossible in today's discord 💔

[crude wave]

Gonna get locked in 30 seconds

[woven whale]

No politics

[robust owl]

[ruby rover]

Free þe sheet joker (legendary)
Implements every joker from þe original sheet suggestions into þe game until it is unlocked

[tawny sand]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1478529248107958333

thread in off topic

they can only get us if it stays ON TOPIC

or if it breaks za rules

[crude wave]

Tbh fair

Oops sorry for pinging i missed the button

[crude wave]

Not gonna say why i had to do tbh

[woven whale]

you know there’s a rule against loopholes right

[tawny sand]

it really doesnt seem a loophole

[mortal nacelle]

what loophole?

[tawny sand]

it really seems like staying ontopic of the channel

[mortal nacelle]

YOU asked ppl to move it to offtopic

[woven whale]

but if you’re on topic in off topic then you’re off topic

Checkmate

Just kidding go have fun just please don’t break other rules

[tawny sand]

we are on the topic of off topic

[tawny sand]

aight

[tawny sand]

which is off topic

[lone topaz]

Jimbo:
Act as 2 completely random jokers changes each hand played or discarded

[thick crow]

Bruh why did they lock the Sheet Suggestions (common)
This joker gains x10 mult for every thread containing the phrase "Sheet Suggestions" that is read-only
(Currently x20 mult)

[minor orbit]

Its always gonna die

This dosent have that much popularity

[tawny sand]

the sheet suggestions didnt die tho

[minor orbit]

It wasnt active in a day here

[agile acorn]

All sheetlings gotta go here

[chrome patrol]

we have our

external source

if all else fails

[agile acorn]

We gotta make this get 50k messages by june

[robust owl]

not happening

[chrome patrol]

get to work

Technically mathematically balanced jokers
1 in 900 chance for +3600 mult (common)
1 in 349587 chance for +$1,398,348 at end of round
1 in 84 chance for +8400 chips, 1 in 20 chance for -8400 chips per hand played

[tawny sand]

one day for sum that just restarted aint much

[covert fable]

A joker that has a 1/2 chance to instantly win the blind the denominator gets ^2 each time this triggers.

[native bone]

Uhhh I think the thread was closed
It's showing up as unknown at least for me

I also tried looking for it in the actual thread menu for off-topic btw

Ain't there

[gleaming tinsel]

if i sell this joker. will the ^2 thingy disappear?

[native bone]

GUYS
I JUST FOUND OUT THEY TOOK DOWN OUR SPELLING THREAD
THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

[ashen smelt]

Legendary character arc, thanks for letting us

[ember shard]

It was basically a bi-daily or bi-daily quest. Thanks for reviving it

[native bone]

It was the least I could do

[ember shard]

Idk man. That might get you nuke,.which is a big risk to take

[minor orbit]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1402376994833961021

is still alive

[minor orbit]

jokerkeneter
+4 useless ideas

[native bone]

The ouija thread was the only reason I'm still here (basically)
I kinda abandoned balatro pretty much a while ago, getting tired of waiting for the update
If I get banned, so be it. I couldn't care less.

[ember shard]

But you're in the main cast (for me), like the 7 people that i constantly see. I don't want you to leave.

But i do see where you're coming from, i haven't playeed balatro in a while and i don't plan on finishing it/getting C++ so I'm just here because it's fun to talk to y'all. I feel like this, the Sheet and Anarchy go father than just balatro, it's a community, a whole different place, server of its own. The sheet isn't just for shitposting but also a server chat, the spelling bee isn't just for us to spell dumb things but to connect and coronate with eachother, and Anarchy isn't just an balatro version of Anarchy chess, it's a different kinda of spelling bee where instead of doing it for fun, it's done for progress, the incentive to win, the feeling like you've done something, and then deleting system 32.

I can't imagine my life without #1155557846805643434 and i can't thank all of you enough for being here.

Anyways are you in the other server, because i don't remember seeing you but i might have missed you.

[native bone]

Yeah, I can see where you're coming from with this...
Anyway, what's "the other server"? Bc this is our only mutual server

[ember shard]

🦐

[native bone]

Well put

Almost brought me to tears...

[ember shard]

I actually almost cried while typing the big message.

[minor orbit]

+4 Mult
jOker

Joker
+Joker Mut Joker

Jomult
+4 Multker

Joke
+4 mul

Free The Sheet
+4 Archivings

[native bone]

Multer
+4 Jok

[minor orbit]

dell pc
+4 PC

Windows Teater
+4 Teater

[native bone]

+4 PC
+5 happiness

[minor orbit]

Jokest
+4 of any stat that boosts scoring

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1402376994833961021
+4 Survivied

[native bone]

The
Gains +1 mult for everyone who sees its name and asks "the what?"

[minor orbit]

btw i dont plan on playing balatro anymore beacuse i put way too many mods on it and now its a buggy mess of code

The (tarot card)
Select 3 cards to turn into s

[ember shard]

Kuni still rocking here

[native bone]

Yippee

[minor orbit]

hey thats my sheet

[native bone]

The (spectral card)
Turns entire deck into the (the)

[minor orbit]

The (planet card)
Upgrades
(+ mult + chips)

Deck (deck)

[native bone]

The ()
The the the the the the the (the)

[minor orbit]

Stake (stake)

Sticker (sticker)
This joker

tbh this feels less popular than the original

[native bone]

The (challenge)
The
Also a gd reference

[native bone]

True
I didn't participate in the original sheet and now I wish I had

[minor orbit]

That (joker)
+4

-# adds a giant four onto your screen

[ember shard]

We can email localthunk if it's that bad

[minor orbit]

localthunk has no part in this

call the poker card manufacturing company

or lua

[ember shard]

I know but he has power

You know, no one should harass someone over a problem they didn't cause. So maybe someone else is who we have to go after

[minor orbit]

Lose (blind)
You instantly lose the run every frame after this appears on your screen after the frame it first appears

Has a 1 in 10000000000000000000000000000 chance of appearing

This carries onto every other run

Which basically softlocks you

[tawny sand]

soo uh

the thread agrees w the rules

so why did it get deleted

[native bone]

This is why

Bc mods bad brub

[tawny sand]

people are so damn idiodic

we had something

but no

yalls a dumbass and decides to get it deleted

[native bone]

Fr

[halcyon relic]

Didn’t someone ping mods

[native bone]

Probably so
Don't remember for sure but I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case

[halcyon relic]

From what we know, Thunk may not have supported the sheet

[ember shard]

fitting name. but what is the hurt in bringing the community together

[split sparrow]

i would like to note that he did not say that the server represents the community

[ember shard]

because the community is totally not important

[split sparrow]

yeah, its not like its the whole point of the server

i just dont get it

if the server represents thunk then why does sheet suggestions matter? he has stated before he doesnt check the suggestions channel, so why be so strict on whats a real suggestion and whats not

[robust owl]

"서버가 우리들과 localthunk의 노리공원이야" 😒 😒 😒

ㅅㅂ gtfo

there are over 100000 other people here

do none of them matter??

[mortal nacelle]

im gonna post my comment in https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1478546048334037144 since its off-topic from "suggestions" and I'm spending too long for it to just get deleted on a whim (with this thread, most likely)

[chrome patrol]

i have an idea

if the server doesn't represent the community

then we

as a community

will just leave

[covert fable]

No

[tawny sand]

top ten things that wont happen

[chrome patrol]

you're just saying that because you got banned from our refuge in like 3 days

[tawny sand]

i got onto yall for excessively hating on the mods

like dislike their decision

but dont say they should get killed

[chrome patrol]

personally i never said that

[tawny sand]

you represent your server right?

[chrome patrol]

yes

and

[tawny sand]

then you represent the things said in it

[chrome patrol]

saying someone should be killed for banning people is a chronically online thing to say

also

i represent the server, the server doesn't represent me

[tawny sand]

??

representing the server is you agreeing with whats said in it

[chrome patrol]

the things said in the server are not always things i agree with

i'm just in the server

and i represent it because it's my server

[tawny sand]

if its your server, you should take actiob

[chrome patrol]

i'm not always online

and deleting messages will just have the same effect as what's happening now

[tawny sand]

and why even bring it up? i got rage banned from a server idgaf about, and when telling you that wont work, you get all pissy

[chrome patrol]

bring up what and telling me what won't work

i genuinely have no idea what you're talking about

[pulsar grail]

Molten Miner
Boss Blind
Destroys played cards before they're scored.

[ruby rover]

Eternal rework
It can be sold/destroyed, but doing so will result in you losing þe run (i hate you madness)

TAS (rare)
All conditional x3 mult jokers are now unconditional

[ashen smelt]

No one said that

[split sparrow]

true

[mortal nacelle]

they (not bob, idk who actually made it or remember who's in it) made another server and the rules there literally state that they'd kill the mods, which is why I left that server, so while it might not have been said here it was (sadly) said at all

[crude wave]

I mean it's pretty clearly a joke

[chrome patrol]

-# you never joined our server so not us

[tawny sand]

the creator of the server said to call one of the mods a ||"f*g"||

-# a

[chrome patrol]

-# again not us

[tawny sand]

again, it was in YOUR server

[split sparrow]

as a joke dumbass

[chrome patrol]

-# i never heard

-# again, i'm not chronically online

[tawny sand]

can we say anything, without even context, and call it a joke??

[split sparrow]

it wasnt serious

i dunno what to tell you

she didnt actually mean go say slurs in a public server

like no offense but youd have to be pretty dull to not get that

[tawny sand]

it feels like your defense is "oh they said it but it doesnt count because she was joking but used no implications of that"

and i dont see it as a joke

[split sparrow]

well youre wrong

[tawny sand]

the vast majority of people wouldn't see it as a joke

[split sparrow]

yes they would

most people did

well i guess most people didnt see it

[tawny sand]

most people in that server*, which is a selected group of LIKEMINDED people

the balatro server aint

[split sparrow]

but saying slurs in a public server is so profoundly stupid and unproductive that it was pretty clearly unserious

[split sparrow]

gruh

[tawny sand]

so i can tell someone to do something horrendous, but its a joke because its so out of touch. that is some actually stupid logic

[split sparrow]

th eonly stupid logic here is yours

[chrome patrol]

you could do that yeah

[split sparrow]

you are deciding on behalf of someone else whether or not they were joking

like.

you dont control the world

[tawny sand]

so i can tell someone to do something horrendous, but its a joke because its so out of touch. that is some actually stupid logic

[split sparrow]

you dont control what people mean by what they say

did your discord lag

you sent the same message twice

[chrome patrol]

mitosis

[tawny sand]

odd

[split sparrow]

oh man hes malfunctioning

[tawny sand]

my discords malfunctioning

[split sparrow]

darn

[tawny sand]

your logic is "nuh uh" instead of actual facts

[split sparrow]

your logic is "i decide what you meant by what you said" instead of actual facts

ive provided things other than nuh uh youre just ignoring them

convenient

[tawny sand]

actually, how i interpret it, is how it would be interpreted at face valur

[split sparrow]

the mental gymnastics here

[tawny sand]

like?

[split sparrow]

ah yes, you are the arbiter of truth. the god of wisdom. your interpretation is the only correct one

holy shit dude

get over yoursel

f

[chrome patrol]

me when i

[tawny sand]

do i gotta disect it or sum

[split sparrow]

no honestly

its just gonna be the same

im always right youre always wrong

mentality

[tawny sand]

or can i just say if you tell someone to do something, your being serious without indicators

[split sparrow]

you can make a joke without tone indicators

they are a courtesy, not a low

law

[chrome patrol]

minor spelling mistake

laugh at this user

[split sparrow]

guh

[tawny sand]

you can make a joke, will the joke come out good

[split sparrow]

does it matter if it comes out good

the point is she didnt mean it

[tawny sand]

i cant say whatever the hell i want and get away with it cuz if its a joke

[split sparrow]

not whether or not it was funny

[split sparrow]

nice strawman

i never said you can say literally anything as a jkoe and its okay

there are such things as jokes that cross the line

this isnt one of them

[remote salmon]

kinda is

[tawny sand]

yeah i know that, i know you never said that. and im just stating a fact, and your taking offense to it

[split sparrow]

what>

[tawny sand]

i stated a fact

[split sparrow]

in fairness it is subjective

[remote salmon]

so you admit to bringing up a red herring?

[split sparrow]

but sharing it with this server jusst serves to escalate things with no productive result

[chrome patrol]

here he goes adding 2 new points that he never said before and that he will not elaborate on

[tawny sand]

yall are getting to riled up

ion even think i speak b4 i think

i just type

[split sparrow]

maybe fucking think then

[tawny sand]

this brings me only joy

yall really needa learn not to interact with the trolls

[chrome patrol]

ragebait gambit

[split sparrow]

insane shit

[tawny sand]

ragebait
gains +8 mult for every person who was baited

[split sparrow]

guys i was just trolling! i didnt mean anything that i said

[chrome patrol]

starts losing an argument and says it's ragebait to make themself feel better

[split sparrow]

schrodinger's shitpost type shit

everything i say is a joke, unless people agree, then its true

[tawny sand]

ok

[chrome patrol]

now THIS isn't very advanced!

[tawny sand]

well ofc, "this" is only 4 letters

thats like 8 points in scrabble

[split sparrow]

i lowkey didnt even notice that the rules of srimpcord say we will kill the mods

seems very serious

why

[chrome patrol]

whoever wrote that must be a

[split sparrow]

because bob said so

[chrome patrol]

hess

[split sparrow]

truth

[tawny sand]

wha

[chrome patrol]

bob say your iconic catchphrase

[tawny sand]

pluh

[chrome patrol]

WRONG

SULFURIC ACID

[tawny sand]

i dont think ive ever said that in all my time on this site

[pulsar grail]

screams of agony

[cedar mesa]

ahh dont you just love arguing with random people on the internet who will totally listen to what you say and concede when theyre incorrect?

me too man me too

[ember shard]

What happened to the thread button, why is it in the middle

[ruby rover]

Lasso (uncommon)
Gains x.2 mult every 10$ you have (currently x1)

[ashen smelt]

That happened to me too, idek

[native bone]

Accurate depiction of my bank account

[crude wave]

If i can get 2 this'll be super OP

[robust owl]

pfft

what happened to love thy neighbor

when did your god tell you to be a troll and waste peoples time

dumbass

[ember shard]

Who are you talking to??

[robust owl]

the christian larp

[ember shard]

Okay

[chrome patrol]

who's christian

[ember shard]

bob

[chrome patrol]

no that guy's name is bob

not christian

[split sparrow]

hes christian??

i thought pride was like the greatest sin behind blasphemy

[robust owl]

no

not really

just some fucking larp

[split sparrow]

doesnt larp stand for live action roleplay??

qwq

[robust owl]

cherry picking from the bible

[split sparrow]

classic

[robust owl]

"only the shit that i wanna hear is real"

[robust owl]

nowadays its used synonymously with "poser"

[split sparrow]

texas sharpshooter or something

[split sparrow]

i see

[chrome patrol]

it sayseth the bibble

[covert fable]

Currently x0.8

Sticker Sheet (rare)
Steals a sticker from any other Joker except sticker sheets if this Joker is removed from your possession then give the stickers back.

When boss blind is defeated

[ruby rover]

Þird eye (legendary)
^2 mult

[covert fable]

Revolution (legendary)
Plus x1 mult for each multiple of ten Eternity Points you have in Revolution Idle
(Currently x21701)
-# 10->2, 100->3

Trot (uncommon)
When using a tarot either
-Give this Joker +0.2x mult
-Give this Joker +10 mult
-Reset this Joker
These all have equal chances.

Spectre (rare or legendary)
When using a spectral either
-Give this Joker +x0.5 mult
-Give this Joker +10 mult
-Do nothing
These all have equal chances.

Plane (rare)
When a planet card is used either
-Give this Joker +1$
-Give this Joker +0.1 Joker slot
-Reset the money on this Joker
These all have equal chances

Miner (uncommon or rare)
This Joker gives $X at end of round. X is equal to max mineral level in Revolution Idle.
(Currently $18)

[covert fable]

This Joker would suck unless you've spent like a year grinding Revolution Idle.

[ember shard]

That girl's a miner

[covert fable]

Black Gem (Rare)

Multiply tarot effectiveness by their arcan level in revolution idle

-# If not yet obtained multiplier is 1

Yellow Gem (Rare)
Money Gain multiplier plus 100%
-# 1 gem x2, 2 gem x3 etc.

White Gem (common)
Multiply game speed by 2
-# For when you are going naneinf

Lunch time (legendary)
Gain interest for each minute you are on lunch break

[crude wave]

Uh

A bit op

X2b money max of 20b gained

[crude wave]

You can get close to if not above in 1-2 months

Pink Gem (rare)
Increases the likelihood of editions and higher rarity jokers
(Even allows legendary to spawn)

[covert fable]

i did it in like a year by myslef no guides

except for dilation tree

too complicated for me

[covert fable]

my brother 1000x money

[crude wave]

Red Gem (rare)
X2 mult for every Revo joker

[crude wave]

Huh

Endgame people have billions of card levels

In each card

[covert fable]

i know

[crude wave]

Ok so xe9 effectiveness

2x1e9 = 2e9

20x1e9 = 2e10

So 2e9x money max of 2e10

[covert fable]

Blue gem (rare)
Rerolls take 1 more reroll to scale

[crude wave]

Green gem (rare)
Gain a free reroll for every shop you don't reroll

[covert fable]

Orange gem (rare)
Triples all listed possibilities.

hmm light blue gem and purple gem..

[crude wave]

Light blue gem (rare)
X2 upsides for all cards with downsides

Because it's a reset

And doing it at the wrong time kinda screws you over

[covert fable]

Dark Purple Gem (rare)
X.5 downsides for all cards with upsides

because its light blue gem

but different

[crude wave]

Monoboarding (spectral)
All your jokers are replaced by a random special mineral joker and all empty slots are filled (the same joker for all of them)

[covert fable]

Moon rune (rare) ^1.5 pay-out screen
bc r7 boost Gold
Sun rune (rare) ^1.1 mult
bc r1 boost VP

actually legendary maybe

[crude wave]

GRA (rare)
Sun and moon runes have +1x effectiveness

[covert fable]

hmm

[crude wave]

SMP (legendary)
*2 spm joker effectiveness, *2 spm joker spawn rate

[covert fable]

insane trials

Insane Trial 1 (Challenge)
All boss blinds ^2 effective

[crude wave]

Time flux (common)
Not playing the game lets you speed up game speed

[covert fable]

Insane Trial 2 (challenge)
/10 final mult past ante 1

Insane Trial 3 (Challenge)
Every time you make money make five less dollars
-# Cannot go below debt limit

Insane Trial 4 (Challenge)
Divide all Positive effects by 2

Insane Trial 5 (Challenge)
all items cost 2x as much

Insane trial 6 (challenge)
2x less money, final mult is divided by 2, all discoveries are reset for this challenge, blind requirement scales faster, Jokers scale 2x slower.

[covert fable]

2x?

[covert fable]

maybe the amount of digits like 10 is x2 1 billion is x10

[crude wave]

Yeah because 1 level is 2x

[native bone]

Joker: J
Rarity: C
Effect: +
Unlock condition: U

[split sparrow]

Binary Stars (Rare)
Converts your final score to binary. Does not affect blind requirements.
(e.g. 56 -> 111000)

[chrome patrol]

wow

[halcyon relic]

Binary Moon (boss blind)
Played hands must be a valid binary number to score

[chrome patrol]

hexadecimal stars (rare+)
converts your final score to hexadecimal. for every letter in your score, convert back into numbers.
(e.g. 31 -> 1F -> 115)

hex (spectral)
make one joker polychrome, destroy all other jokers

star (tarot)
convert up to 3 selected cards into diamonds

[robust owl]

good to see that my thread is being used

[wintry badge]

(modded expansion) the secrets of the universe (wondrous)
any joker that makes it so when you upgrade a joker it xchipsandmult or higher (power, tetration) the factor is (factor ^^2)

[robust owl]

incomprehensible

[cedar mesa]

its sheet

[minor orbit]

car joker
+4 vroom vroom

[proud siren]

Raised fist

• 1x mult for every person sad about the old sheet suggestions being locked
  (currently 6x) (tell me if you are sad and I will update)

[lone topaz]

Add a currently mult and have people tell you if they are sad about it and if so update the mult (I am sad bout it)

[supple maple]

Joker: John

[native bone]

I am depress
Update thing

[ashen smelt]

i am sad too

[native bone]

Dzaimon is also sad but didn't bother to ping you to update the joker

[crude wave]

I'm sad

[chrome patrol]

I'm Toad!

[robust owl]

It just doesnt feel the saMe without OLD sheet

[golden oracle]

ikr?

[ember shard]

Hey

You are back

Hello

[golden oracle]

yea im back, i was muted for 7 days so ive been lurking this whole time

[split sparrow]

if you remove all of the lowercase letters you get mold

[golden oracle]

💀

gotta love cryptid mod + old

[robust owl]

no you dont

you get I M OLD

[split sparrow]

frick

truth nuke

hammer of truth

[ashen smelt]

You look beautiful as a spade

[golden oracle]

thx

i grabbed it a few minutes before i was unmuted

[halcyon relic]

spade

:(

[chrome patrol]

SPADE SPADE

TRUTH BUSTER

[halcyon relic]

rude buster

[chrome patrol]

concept

chapter 7

maybe even 6

susie breaks control away from the player

[robust owl]

76

[halcyon relic]

67 mentioned

[chrome patrol]

and instead of rude buster being changed to red buster

[halcyon relic]

rahhhhh

[chrome patrol]

rude buster would become rune buster

[agile acorn]

Rude Buster - Uncommon
+30 mult, +5 mult more if you click this joker during activation

[chrome patrol]

Red Buster (rare)
+35 mult, X1.1 mult if you click while it triggers
Can only appear in shop once rude buster has been clicked succesfully 5 times

[golden oracle]

well the blue fits my pfp really well

[golden oracle]

autoclicker goes crazy

[agile acorn]

If spam clicked, debuff this joker until the end of the ante

[pulsar grail]

If Blueprint and Brainstorm are copying eachother, and only eachother, they enter an infinite loop

-> <- 🧠 🌧️

[split sparrow]

errrm they never say "again"

[pulsar grail]

They do if they copy Mime iirc

[split sparrow]

well yeah they say the same thing as the joker says

if they copy any retrigger theyll say again

but not like on their own

[golden oracle]

make ante 0 a finisher blind

[ember shard]

Makr it every blind conbind and call it the prototype

[golden oracle]

nah make that for ante -1

[ember shard]

What about ante -2 then

[golden oracle]

well first we need a stage 3 voucher for hiero lets call it asteroglyph which willl be -8 antes

and for ante -2 it can have a boss blind to send you to ante 40 to truly reach the end of endless

[ember shard]

We don't talk about the drill

[robust owl]

still hard to believe that i of all people established sheet neo

[split sparrow]

prrrr

[robust owl]

ONYX F

[split sparrow]

:3 maybe

[ember shard]

He plays to win

[robust owl]

this feels dead

[frail eagle]

sheet's freed

yippie

[median ferry]

Medium egg: +$4 sell value each round

[frail eagle]

Ostrich Egg:
(only appears when egg is sold 2 times)
Gains 1.1X sell value per round

Big Arch:
+[Distance from mouse in pixels] Chips

[robust owl]

arch
creates a negative code card at the end of round
you cant see the games assets, play balatro in your terminal

[robust owl]

whats with the shitty crop

[frail eagle]

ⵙⴳⴽⴰⵀⴷⵉⵏⵅ

ⵉⵣⴷⴷⵉⴳⵏ

[robust owl]

good to know

[candid current]

I don't want to talk about politics

I want to talk about bad ideas to implement into Balatro

[chrome patrol]

mb guys i rebuilt the tower of babel

[robust owl]

시발 뭐냐

도대체 뭘 했어

[chrome patrol]

對不起，我不得不

[remote salmon]

01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100001

[chrome patrol]

听着，你应该庆幸我说的这种语言很容易翻译。

[minor orbit]

Ioculator
+4 Multiplicatio

[neon adder]

Where's Jimbo? (rare) $7

• One pixel in each shop is off slightly, gain $10 when clicking the correct pixel

[lone topaz]

10$ per click

Or 10$ per shop that you click on it

[golden oracle]

Konami Code (rare)
X1.8e308 Mult if you press '↑↑↓↓←→←→BA start' in that exact order

[clear ledge]

cheeky instant loss

[native bone]

Too bad you PC players don't have a start button on your keyboard!
CONSOLE SUPREMACY!!! YES!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!

[ember shard]

presses power button ha checkma-

[native bone]

rip

[minor orbit]

⚙️ Joker

+4 Mult

[golden oracle]

what if i just connect a controller to my pc-

[cunning owl]

Training Dojo (Rare/10$)
Double all other Jokers values.

-# Stuff like gain +100 Chips or gain 0.25x Mult get multiplied by 2, into +200 Chips or +0.5x Mult

[native bone]

I will outlaw such a thing in all the universe to feed my ego and continue the console supremacy
I'll find a way to do that
Probably
Maybe

[minor orbit]

Joker
+4 Gears

Gear
+4 Mult

Joker
+Gear Mult

Gear
+4 Gears

Jokejrerjjekrjekrjekrjekjrjek
+4+4+4++4+4+4+4+4+4+3 NMhklytl;k nM uL;.TK ,jnOIlkmt

[chrome patrol]

NEVER bring a g

[thorny meteor]

Yarv Bgibriseh Ojerk
+10 ulmt if oyu nac durnedants siht
​

[native bone]

A joker
AA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA

[buoyant marten]

a reckless disregard for gravity

[native bone]

What are you waiting for
Come up with an effect for it!!!1!

[chrome patrol]

-# lingo yellow flashbacks

[ruby rover]

Planet/tarot merchant/ tycoon buff: add a new shop slot þat exclusively has a planet/tarot card in it respectively

[golden oracle]

Computer Crash (rare)
+X1 Mult for each mod currently installed (currently X1 Mult)

[chrome patrol]

mike, get me my oil lamp

[golden oracle]

i would have like X64 Mult or smth lmao

[buoyant marten]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AaAaAA!!!_–_A_Reckless_Disregard_for_Gravity

aaaaaa

https://xkcd.com/2957/
also this :3

[pulsar grail]

xkcd 🥹

[split sparrow]

meeoww

[limpid pumice]

oh hey sheet is back

[robust owl]

sheet neo

courtesy of yours truly

[buoyant marten]

xkcd 💖

[ruby rover]

Estrogen
Convert all played face cards to queens after scoring

[golden oracle]

Testosterone
Convert all held in hand numbered cards to kings after scoring, if you have a baron, mime, and bloodstone, they become red seal steel king of hearts

[robust owl]

fentanyl
lose the run

||femtanyl||
||convert all played face cards to queens after scoring||
-# ||(also changes the music)||

[halcyon relic]

Do they even know the lore sob

[halcyon relic]

Which song

[robust owl]

the entirety of their discography, on shuffle

[chrome patrol]

dopamine
oooo funny retriggers make brain feel good

[golden oracle]

Two Truths and a Lie (rare)
At the end of each round, Jimbo asks a two truths and a lie, +X1 Mult if you answer correctly, resets if you answer wrong

[neon adder]

Casting Staff - Swiftcast (rare)
0.5x Mult for each consecutive day without an update, self-destructs when an update does release

no one here will get this, I think

[fast river]

Graveyard (uncommon)
+0.01X mult per sheet suggestion that was lost after Sheet lock.

[golden oracle]

The End (boss blind)
Shows up at Ante 38 and combines every other boss blind in the game

[pulsar grail]

Achievement: The End?
-# minceraft reference

[prisma nest]

luchador: finally, a worthy opponent! our battle shall be legendary!

[golden oracle]

ummm well you wouldnt have luchador on ante 38

[remote salmon]

ante 37 antimatter voucher

[ember shard]

I swear i have got like half the people i know in this server gender wrong. So if you think you're oblivious, just know that it took me until about 2 minutes ago to realize bat was a she/her. And there are a surprising number of trans people here. Doesn't affect me but i do know some people who would really hate it here.

-# sorry for mucho texto

[chrome patrol]

alyssa, mucho texto this man

[ember shard]

Alyssa, cba this man

[native bone]

Alyssa, ouroboros this man

[ember shard]

Alyssa, Alyssa this man

[robust owl]

ok what does this one even mean

[ember shard]

Idk you figure that out

[chrome patrol]

i have a cba emoji

[pulsar grail]

Ehh…

[remote salmon]

srimp yourself now

[fair mauve]

i look away from this discord for like a month and the sheet got killed AND revived

[robust owl]

there was a ton of drama

and i mean a ton

[fair mauve]

kind of strange to let this be but not unlock the original sheet though

[robust owl]

yeah fr

[remote salmon]

that would require them to admit that the sheet had a purpose

meaning that deleting it was wrong

but if they just ignore the community pushback and let us do our thing, they avoid confrontation

[split sparrow]

chances are they either havent seen this or just dont wanna deal with the backlash of closing it again

[ember shard]

when you make peak but get hit with this shit

[robust owl]

zip it ong

[ember shard]

You can zip videos?!

[robust owl]

what

[ember shard]

It a video. How do you even get a image over 10mb

[robust owl]

no no

[chrome patrol]

that is the chess battle advanced theme in image form

[robust owl]

[ember shard]

Just saying if you're gonna be corny, atleast make it cool

[covert fable]

Blue Fairy (uncommon)
Pokes the Joker to the right.
Poked Jokers have a 1 in 6 chance to destroy a random Joker other than themselves.
This Joker gives X1 mult for eached poked Joker.

Strong Fairy (uncommon)
Picks up Joker to the left and moves them to the right then gain X1 mult.
Jokers other than strong Fairy will not move except from this effect.
-# cannot be placed on edges

Book Fairy (common)
To other Jokers and Consumables this Joker sells for 10x more.

[chrome patrol]

POKE ALL TOADS

RAAAAHHHH

they're called busy fairies btw

Gray Toad (uncommon)
Does not have a chance to destroy other jokers if poked. Only appears when Blue Fairy is owned.
||If poked 10 times, immediately consumes every other joker and gives X1 mult per joker consumed.||

[halcyon relic]

5 days remaining.

[robust owl]

[remote salmon]

toad is poke

[covert fable]

Should poked effect stack to have multiple 1 in 6 chances

Can't wait for approximately 2 days in the future

[worldly cape]

[thick crow]

Crow Person and Crow Person (true form) synergy: being poked does not cause Crow Person jokers to have a 1 in 6 chance to destroy a random joker but instead a 5 in 6 chance to caw at them (which does nothing, but plays a caw sound effect)

[pulsar grail]

Interrupting Cow
Triggers the Joker to the right’s effect during another random Joker’s trigg- MOO

[chrome patrol]

POKE ALL TOADS IN 2 DAYS

[shadow axle]

Sisyphus
Get +1 hand every discard and +1 discard every hand played. Can only select up to one card

[thick crow]

Red seal steel king runs eating good with this joker

[shadow axle]

and it's torture in every other possible scenario

[split sparrow]

false!

high card builds can be very strong

i think a better representation of sisyphus would be like
upon selecting the ante 8 boss blind, set ante to 1.

[shadow axle]

that's to sheet for my taste

[split sparrow]

youre IN sheet

[shadow axle]

yeah but with only being able to select one card you can't meaningfully fix the deck

no death cards, half of a hanged man

and most importantly 1 card empress and hierophant

[split sparrow]

ah yes because high card builds desperately need deckfixing

[shadow axle]

well yes they do

[native bone]

Why isn't this in base game
Endless content!
Well actually there are innumerable seeds already
...endless-er content!

[shadow axle]

can't have high scores with no access to red seal steel cards

[chrome patrol]

Green Toad (uncommon)
Counts as 2 pokes for Blue Fairies. Only appears when Blue Fairy is owned.

i forgot what the blue toad does

[golden oracle]

jokers based of tarot cards:

Fool: When blind is selected, create your last used tarot or planet card (The Fool excluded)
Magician: If first hand of round contains exactly 1 card, enhance it to a Lucky Card
High Priestess: When exiting the shop, create 2 random planet cards (must have room)
Empress: If first hand of round contains exactly 1 card, enhance it to a Mult Card
Emperor: When entering the shop, create 1 random tarot card, 1 in 2 chance to create another tarot card (must have room)
Hierophant: If first hand of round contains exactly 1 card, enhance it to a Bonus Card
Lovers: If first hand of round contains exactly 1 card, enhance it to a Wild Card
Chariot: If first hand of round contains exactly 1 card, 1 in 2 chance to enhance it to a Steel Card
Justice: If first hand of round contains exactly 1 card, 1 in 2 chance to enhance it to a Glass Card
Hermit: When round ends, double your money (max of $10)
Wheel of Fortune: When buying a joker, 1 in 4 chance to add Foil, Holographic, or Polychrome if it doesnt already have an edition
Strength: If first hand of round contains exactly 1 card, increase its rank by 1
Hanged Man: If first hand of round contains exactly 2 cards, both get destroyed
Death: If first hand of round contains exactly 2 cards, turn the left card into the right card
Temperance: When round is defeated without using any discards, gives the sell value of all jokers (max of $30)
Devil: If first hand of round contains only 1 card, 1 in 2 chance to enhance it to a Gold Card
Tower: If first hand of round contains only 1 card, 1 in 2 chance to enhance it to a Gold Card
Star: If first hand of round contains 2 or less cards, convert them to Diamonds
Moon: If first hand of round contains 2 or less cards, convert them to Clubs
Sun: If first hand of round contains 2 or less cards, convert them to Hearts
World: If first hand of round contains 2 or less cards, convert them to Spades
Judgement: When a joker is sold, 1 in 4 chance to create a random joker

since i reached the character limit, i would like to note that judgement would create a joker of the same or lower rarity

[golden oracle]

jokers based on spectral cards:

Familiar: If first hand of round contains only 1 card, destroy it and create a random enhanced face card
Grim: If first hand of round contains only 1 card, destroy it and create a random enhanced ace
Incantation: If first hand of round contains only 1 card, destroy it and create 2 random enganced number cards
Talisman: If first hand of round contains only 1 card, add a gold seal to it
Aura: If first hand of round contains only 1 card, apply Foil or Holographic to it
Wraith: Sell this joker to create a random rare joker, lose half of your money
Sigil: Convert all cards of first drawn hand to a single random suit
Ouija: Sell this joker to destroy 3 random cards held in hand, then convert the rest into a single, random rank
Ectoplasm: Sell this joker to destroy a random joker, then apply negative to a random joker
Immolate: When first hand is drawn, destroy 3 random cards and earn $1 per card remaining in hand
Deja Vu: If first hand of round contains only 1 card, add a red seal to it
Hex: Sell this joker to apply Polychrome to a random joker
Trance: If first hand of round contains only 1 card, add a blue seal to it
Medium: If first hand of round contains only 1 card, add a purple seal to it
Black Hole: Levels up most played hand at end of shop
The Soul: After defeating 3 boss blinds, sell this joker to create a Legendary Joker

[golden oracle]

ankh is invisible joker and cryptid is dna

[covert fable]

RGB Joker (rare)
-Gains X.5 mult each hand played
-Gains +10 chips for each card left in deck
-Gains 1 hand size for every $5

[neon adder]

See, I would've argued here that the things that make high cards powerful in gold stake are consistency (available to play 100% of the time) and scaling jokers, neither of which relate to baronmime high scores in the slightest

but this is the sheet, so

[latent yarrow]

Make wraith a rare joker so it can potentially spawn itself back in

[fast river]

Buskin and Sock (they switched sides) (Uncommon)
no more playing face cards. Eternal too.

[shadow axle]

we all know that getting naneinf is the only way to play balatro

[native bone]

No, the real way to play to play Balatro is to do Sans Undertale Ante Skip and reach ante 900

[chrome patrol]

PUNCH CARD!
aggressive keyboard mashing

anyway POKE ALL TOADS TOMORROW AAAHH

[split sparrow]

yay

[ruby rover]

Soyjack (uncommon)
Retrigger all jacks 3 times

[native bone]

that's 1 out of all

where's the rest

[buoyant marten]

holy blue joker power creep

:3

[ruby rover]

Charger (uncommon)
3/4 chance to gain x.75 mult (currently x1)
1/4 chance to release all xmult and reset it back to x1

[chrome patrol]

-# me when

-# me when i

[buoyant marten]

I hardly know her

[prisma nest]

Wumbo Joker (Uncommon)

+2 MULT WHENEVER A 10 IS SCORED

Currently: +0 Mult

[ember shard]

Gojo (legendary)
If you lose, Gojo will say "nah I'd win", then you win.

[minor orbit]

Powercreep Joker
+4**.01** Mult

[ruby rover]

Blue shell (uncommon)
Destroy all cards held in hand. Self destruct

[thick crow]

Reposting this here
Mr Bones (rework): Prevents Death if chips scored are at least 25% of required chips
(self destructs) (Works if you score NaNeINF against NaN)

[chrome patrol]

POKE ALL TOADS IS OUT

[ruby rover]

Gabriels horn (rare)
Generate a random # 0-1 defined Y. Give x⌈1/Y⌉ mult (if Y is 0, reroll it)

[chrome patrol]

hahaha 607 messages

[pulsar grail]

How many trees?
Legendary
If three threes are played, xTREE(3) Mult
Unlock: Play a lifetime total of TREE(3) chips

If this was in Cryptid, how hard would it be to unlock it if every other joker was unlocked

And you had an insane build with Godsmos or something

[ruby rover]

Pandemic (legendary)
Gain x1 mult every hand played. -2 shop slots

[golden oracle]

why does a legendary have a downside 😭

[crude wave]

Literally impossible

[fiery bough]

shimp

[crude wave]

Godsmos doesn't exist anymore it's just kosmos and kosmos is stronger and still nowhere close

[crude wave]

srimp*

[fiery bough]

sirmp

[pulsar grail]

🦐

[toxic cedar]

if ceremonial dagger is in the rightmost slot it eats a consumable instead

[golden oracle]

allow consumables to have eternal, perishable, rental

[covert fable]

Merry Fairy (common)
Does Nothing

[golden oracle]

Merry Andrew (rare)
lose all your discards and gain 3 hands

[chrome patrol]

ahhh help help help i haven't played past world 2 of poke all toads and i don't know what any other fairies or toads do ahhhh

[covert fable]

Ah only world 3 aĥhhhhhh

[covert fable]

Blue Toad (uncommon)
X2 mult
Will move toward closest fairy and when they reach will eat them.
Fairy's and Toad's can't move unless from and effect except from own effect.

Brave Fairy (uncommon)
+20 mult
will move next to closest fairy more than 1 tile away at end of blind cannot move except from own effect.

[clear ledge]

concept: Evil cards which do the opposite of what they would normally. E.g. evil joker, -4 mult, or evil oops all sixes, halves all probabilities

[prisma nest]

evil dagger: copies joker to the right at end of round. lose double the mult of the copied jokers' sell value

[golden oracle]

evil burglar: removes all hands and gives 3 discards

[neon adder]

evil dna: if last hand of round is a single card, destroy it

[agile acorn]

Wait this is actually a good joker

[neon adder]

evil immolate: duplicate 5 random cards in hand and lose $20

[golden oracle]

evil ectoplasm: -1 joker slot, +1 handsize (amount of increased handsize increases per use so next use would give +2 handsize)

[prisma nest]

blackdeck gives 22 handsize btw

[golden oracle]

wouldnt it be 21 handsize

and also thats at the cost of all ur joker slots

[split sparrow]

pretty sure it would be impossible, TREE(3) is much larger than graham's number which is incomprehensible in and of itself and id be surprised if any cryptid joker could reach that

graham's number is g64 where g1 is 3^^^^3, g2 is 3^(g1)3, etc etc until g64

[golden oracle]

when u say 3^(g1) does that mean theres g1 ^s

[split sparrow]

yes

[golden oracle]

damn thats a lot a g64

i imagine g65 is astronomically more then...

[buoyant marten]

g65 > something like a(g64,g64) and g64s only notable for actual use in a proof

likewise you can totally just pull tree(4) and there’s nothing stopping you

[buoyant marten]

don’t think a computer would store those numbers successfully even if cryptid had jokers that could reasonably reach those magnitudes
because an upwards counting ticker would need to do more than just hold the definition of said number in memory and there isn’t a simple algorithmic way to track that value without breaking

[night stump]

Fibonacci (Rework, $8)
Rare (Uncommon)
+13(8) mult whenever A, 2, 3, 5, and 8 score.

[shadow axle]

Rework (Fibonacci, $13)
Mult (Score)
+A rare whenever 8, 2, 3, 5 uncommon

[crude wave]

This is correct, largest number engine only goes up to P3 or pentadecal or {10,10,10,10,10} which is unimaginably smaller than tree(3)

[prisma nest]

miscalculated mentally 😔

[covert fable]

Witch fairy (uncommon)
When you beat a boss blind merry fairy and destroy the old one.
-# Created merry fairies would just have a sticker keying it to this witch ig

[golden oracle]

Ceremonial Dagger rework:
+1 Mult for every banned member in #ceremonial-dagger

[golden oracle]

The Trorder
Gain 0.25x when a straight flush is played
(currently 1x Mult)

unlock condition: beat balatro on black deck gold stake jokerless while only playing straight flushes without using any consumables or redeeming vouchers

[lone topaz]

I have dagger and I need 1 more mult to get to the next ante 🫡 see yall on the other side

I will do what is necessary

[robust owl]

dementia

dementia

[minor orbit]

dementia

[native bone]

Did you know artemka verified Dementia

Did you know artemka verified Dementia

[pulsar grail]

Who?

I don't remember that name

[minor orbit]

demntia

demeneti

dementaia

alzheimers

demeneneit

Dementia Joker
+4 Mult

Dementri Joker
+4 Men

Dementia Joker
+4 Win

Dmemema. Jo,e.
,5 mult

Dementia Jester
+4 chips? Or was it +5

Dementia Jester
+4 chips? Or was it +5

Dementia Jester
+4 chips? Or- Where am i? What is this place?

,.NSJMDJHSAJKLHNJLnlksndljs
+4+2+354kjadsch UJH UJhjlsna[

[native bone]

Top gd platformer player

[split sparrow]

wow thats crazy

[pulsar grail]

Who?

[split sparrow]

wow thats crazy

[pulsar grail]

I don’t remember that name

[native bone]

Top gd platformer player

[crude wave]

Who?

[split sparrow]

wow thats crazy

[covert fable]

Yellow Toad (common)
Will move towards cursor or stays still alternates on click.

[golden oracle]

Escape Tsumanis for Brainrots (common)
+67 chips, +67 Mult, x67 to all chances (1 in 67 -> 67 in 67), X67 Mult, $67, retriggers the first 6 or 7 cards 6 or 7 times, +67 handsize, +67 hands, +67 discards, 1 in 67^2 chance to instantly lose the run when triggered

[robust owl]

i hate that i know what this is

[minor orbit]

Dementia Jester
+4 chips? Or was it +5

[ruby rover]

PTSD joker
Has þe abilty of þe first joker sold þis run (currently ???)

[golden oracle]

Popularity Contest (uncommon)
+1 Mult for each 👍 you have on your suggestions, +5 chips for each ☝️, -1 Mult for each , -5 chips for each 👎, this joker can only be taken if you havent broken a rule in the last week (currently +0 chips and +0 Mult)

and by rule broken i mean like being "off topic" and forwarding messages

[chrome patrol]

genuine suggestions only or

[golden oracle]

this would be an example of breaking a rule, reason? loopholes

[split sparrow]

what 😭

[golden oracle]

remember when someone got a warning for breaking rule 8 cuz they forwarded a message

[split sparrow]

well, if they forwarded something bad then yeah it was deserved

what was the message

[golden oracle]

i dont remember, but it was when the contriversy with the mods closing the og sheet suggestions happened

[split sparrow]

oh

well still, that doesnt mean theyll warn you for forwarding at all

[chrome patrol]

i have the urge to forward something dubious

[night stump]

Oh so it never procs

[golden oracle]

it can proc but it can never be obtained

[chrome patrol]

why would i pay for -20 mult

[golden oracle]

if it also gives negative chips then two negatives make a positive

[lone topaz]

-20x mult would be pretty good cuz if you get a second it would give 400x

[golden oracle]

well its -20 and not -20x

[lone topaz]

Ik

[night stump]

Solo (Voucher)
Gain $6 if you have only one unique joker owned.
Finale (Voucher)
Gain $4 if you have no hands at end of round.

[golden oracle]

so would having 5 perkeos work with solo

[night stump]

Yes

[split sparrow]

lusty joker
common
played hearts give +3 mult when scored

[chrome patrol]

:l2thisreallygrindsmygears:

[lone topaz]

Very original idea they should add that

[sick forum]

so what happened with og sheet that caused it to get killed

genuinly confused why its just gone now

uhmm joker- 4 mult

[robust owl]

the

[robust owl]

mods shot it for being offtopic

[golden oracle]

wait until mode find this one 💀

oh wait they already have

wtf-

[robust owl]

vonnegut is a wildcard and lolhappy is the only mod on our side

[sick forum]

no hate to the mods but isnt it better to have 1 offtopic big chat rather than it spreading to the rest of the server?

[golden oracle]

makes sense

[golden oracle]

fr

[robust owl]

this is alt offtopic

compared to mainstream chud #🃏・off-topic

[golden oracle]

and then what was up with srimp being fully deleted

[sick forum]

flooding the offtopic channel with so much joke suggestions would also be bad

[robust owl]

srimp was mostly a protest movement to demand the unlocking of sheet 1

[golden oracle]

oh i see now

[robust owl]

this is containment and the mods smashed the first one with a sledgehammer

[golden oracle]

i thought it was cuz of kitkat being banned

[robust owl]

that too

its all lumped under the same protest

aka against mods pulling bullshit

[golden oracle]

ohh yea i remember now

[sick forum]

ok so even if og sheet was too offtopic and non serious now everything that it used to contain isnt gonna dissapear. just move somewhere else. thats gonne be bad i think

[robust owl]

well ive created this thing

so the goal was to contain it within this

[sick forum]

lets hope this doesnt also get shot

[robust owl]

hopefully

[golden oracle]

Scammer (common)
+1 Mult for each person on twitter you fake having a crypto gambling website, +1 chip for each person that falls for your scam
-# guys, dont scam, ever

[minor orbit]

Lust Joker
+4 Sex

cop20203 joker
+4 "+4 Mult" copies

[remote salmon]

Pancake Mix (Joker)
This Joker gains X0.01 Mult when a card flips
Currently X1 Mult

(flips occur surprisingly often, even just temporarily. for example, drawn cards have to be flipped to become face up!)

[golden oracle]

so if i use a suit changing tarot on 3 cards then thats 6 flips? i love that idea

[remote salmon]

yep

[frail eagle]

Oloprint: Mimics the joker above me

[buoyant marten]

print: copies the ability of the joker in this slot

[golden oracle]

Blowprint: blows the jokers to the right to create an extra joker slot right next to it until scoring ends

[split sparrow]

WHAT

[lone topaz]

?

Huh

[split sparrow]

does waht tto the jokers

[golden oracle]

blows as in a fan

[lone topaz]

Call it fan than

[chrome patrol]

Blueprintkofi

[golden oracle]

well fan isnt similar to the word blue

[neon adder]

Gruprint: Copies the effect of the greatest villain among your owned jokers

[chrome patrol]

Plueprint: For the last time, PLUEY is the name of the GAME! His name is MIKE!

[golden oracle]

Fineprint: Copies effects of all jokers
-# explodes in 5 rounds making you instantly lose your run, also explodes on sell, buy an eternal sticker for this joker for inly $69.99 real world dollars

[split sparrow]

meowprint: copies the effect of Lucky cat, whether or not you currently own it

[golden oracle]

Screenprint: left half of your screen copies the display of the right half of your screen

[split sparrow]

printprint: copies the effect of the most recent joker that you printed on a piece of paper

[golden oracle]

omg definitely printing every joker at the same time

blueprintprint: copies the effect of the most recent blue joker that you printed on a piece of paper

[split sparrow]

blueblue: turns the joker to the right blue

[golden oracle]

printblue: prints a blue joker

[split sparrow]

redprint: doesnt copy the effects of any jokers and spits in your face

[golden oracle]

pinkprint: copies the effects of a joker if they are the leftmost AND the rightmost joker

[split sparrow]

purpleprint: copies the effect of the joker to the right and spits in your face

[golden oracle]

majentaprint: copies the abilities of any majentaprints to the right of this one

[split sparrow]

blackprint: sets the rgb value of all pixels on the screen to 0,0,0 and copies all jokers

[chrome patrol]

I CAN MAKE LINGO REFERENCES

blueprint: adds to the joker to the right

redprint: removes from the joker to the right

actually wait

NEW MECHANIC: JOKER HEIGHT

the joker tray is now split into 3 layers: high, middle, and low

based on a joker's height, prints will do different things

high: sound-wise

mid: the text

low: conceptual

[golden oracle]

lowprint: shows "concept" gameplay (cryptod mod antimatter deck)

[chrome patrol]

blueprint on high would add to the sound of a joker

blueprint on mid would add to the name or description of a joker

etc

anyway

purpleprint: replaces a part of the joker to the right

whiteprint: same

blackprint: does the opposite of the joker to the right

[golden oracle]

"-5 handsize, +1 each round"

[chrome patrol]

pot of jokes

[buoyant marten]

Steals The Moon

[neon adder]

wait true

[split sparrow]

glueprint: glues the joker to the right

[robust owl]

print: creates two double tag jokers when sold

double tag joker: becomes the next joker you obtain

[split sparrow]

trueprint: return true

[robust owl]

print: adjacent jokers gain this joker's edition, always spawns with sickly and cannot be changed

sickly (edition): 1 in 2 chance to not trigger, cannot be sold

-# sickly is removed from all jokers and this joker is destroyed when the water (boss blind) is selected

[split sparrow]

newprint: copies the effect of your newest joker, but only if its less than an ante old

[robust owl]

print: copies the effect of bootstraps to the right

[split sparrow]

mooprint: +4 milk

[robust owl]

print: mogs the joker to the right

[split sparrow]

booprint: spooks the joker to the right

[neon adder]

Youprint: takes a picture of the joker to the right

-# alyssa your pfp is awesome

[robust owl]

ty

[remote salmon]

srimp fried rice (5$ uncommen, sells for $4)
x2 chips, create a mythic joker, and enchant all played cards, þen self destruct

[golden oracle]

fried srimp rice (common)
x1.01 chips, x0.99 Mult

[ruby rover]

Rice srimp fried (uncommon)
Add one to all numbers in þe joker to þe right at end of round

[remote salmon]

find all the jokes

[neon adder]

srimp, a srimp fried this rice?, $ after number, sell value doesn't line up with cost, "uncommen," xchips, mythic rarity, "enchant" instead of enhance, thorn

[fast river]

Soldering Iron:
Steel cards give 3x mult instead of 1.5x
1/10 chance to turn a random joker (including itself) into "Junk"

"Junk" (Expires in 3 rounds)
+10 mult

[neon adder]

Fun fact: this actually reduces your score in most cases (the sole exception being chips plasma)

[chrome patrol]

baab be you

[split sparrow]

plasma is not the sole exception as you can just order your jokers such that the +mult comes after it

[neon adder]

oh true

I forgor

[neon adder]

text_youprint: Joker Write You

[chrome patrol]

isn't there a custom text called print

and it's like make and write combined

[night stump]

Beer^1024
Create naneinf double tags when sold

[neon adder]

imagine having to sit through 1+2^1024 arcana packs

[robust owl]

1+2^1024 cat tags

[neon adder]

:3

Fourth Root Beer
Create a Tag when sold

_ _ Tag: does nothing...?

[pulsar grail]

Tag Tag
Creates a tag tag when skipped
Tag: Creates a tag when tag is skipped

This was so annoying to write on mobile

[chrome patrol]

Yellowprint: scrambles the joker to the right

Brownprint: puts the joker to the right into the future

should i do more lingo references

[split sparrow]

seesay: gives an indicator for all boss blinds

[chrome patrol]

i wanna make a post for my lingo ideas

[ruby rover]

Your average joe (common)
Jokers þat choose from þe deck always choose þe most common card in your deck

[golden oracle]

oh and btw, now its X1.5 chips and X0.5 Mult and always eternal, enjoy getting this from a judgement :)

[night stump]

Heart of the Cards (Rare)
Whenever 5 cards are drawn, draw one extra card.

[chrome patrol]

i'm so tempted

[crude wave]

5 of these:

[golden oracle]

so with a handsize of 9 i get to have 11 cards in hand at once? nice

[chrome patrol]

i feel like the mods hate me and will kill me if i make the lingo based suggestions post

[pulsar grail]

They didnt kill sola for beeswarm related jokers

also just go for it

[chrome patrol]

ice oppose

i'm gonna do it

[pulsar grail]

[chrome patrol]

i did it

i am not in the mood to add any more though

[fiery bough]

Greenprint
Copies the ability of the joker to the +1 mult of this joker. -1 mult for every discard

[chrome patrol]

Greenprint
Makes the joker to the right more environmental (what?)

[fiery bough]

Greenprint
makes the joker to the right Red

[ruby rover]

Greenprint
X3 mult. Makes everyþing green

[golden oracle]

Taxprint
copies the ability of the joker to the right, lose 50% of your money on trigger

[agile acorn]

GreenGreen: Puts your child’s college funds all on green LET IT RIDE

[pulsar grail]

print(Green)
Prints Green into your command bar to make it more environmental
(what?

[lone topaz]

I lost what do I tell them

[chrome patrol]

17 black

[golden oracle]

Rightprint
When in the rightmost slot, copy the ability of the joker to the right

[ruby rover]

Downprint
Copy þe ability of þe card under it

[limpid pumice]

Sunbath (Common)
+15 Mult if no Cards, Jokers, nor Consumables are overlapping

[native bone]

Printprint
Prints a print that prints prints which print more prints which print even more prints that print prints that print prints printing prints printing prints printing prints

-# print doesn't look like a real word to me anymore lol

[proud siren]

Beavs-legendary
Gives busy beaver 1 in +mult increase busy beaver by 1 every ante

[prisma nest]

Hausemaster (Rare)

When a Full House is played, all scored cards gain a random enhancement, edition and seal. Overrides current card changes.

[golden oracle]

Housemaster (rare)
you can do whatever you want because this is an anarchy server
-# 2b2t

[lone topaz]

lol

[pulsar grail]

On the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

[desert kettle]

Gachapon (Uncommon)
Randomly chooses between X1 and X5 mult

[lone topaz]

That is basically better loyalty card

[split sparrow]

that is not really similar to loyalty at all tbh

[lone topaz]

Better cause 50/50 chance for 5x mult

[split sparrow]

loyalty is not chance based

[lone topaz]

Ye ig but it takes longer

[split sparrow]

also i figured it meant like misprint

where wit would choose any number between 1 and 5

yk

[lone topaz]

Oh

[split sparrow]

cuz it says between

[lone topaz]

I though 50% for no mult 50% for 5x

Well than that is approximately 2.5x mult

[split sparrow]

then it would just be "1 in 2 chance to give X5 mult"

would it not

[lone topaz]

Ok

Well misprint kinda is balanced then if

Ig

[split sparrow]

whar

misprint is balanced yeah

[lone topaz]

So this is balanced ig

[split sparrow]

well theyre not the same thing

misprint is +mult

[lone topaz]

Similar

We just need a rare one now

[split sparrow]

concoction (rare)
creates between 1 and 10 random tags when sold

[lone topaz]

W

now we need a legendary

maybe blueprint and the uncommon one mixed so 1x - 5x of the joker to the left’s stats

[split sparrow]

baron pog baron (legendary)
creates between 0 and 6 barons when exiting the shop (does not need room)

[desert kettle]

it chooses between X1 and X5, meaning it can proc X2, X3, or X4

[lone topaz]

Ok

[desert kettle]

i changed it to rare as well

i also feel like that chips could use some good scaling jokers

[buoyant marten]

tag
you’re it!

[lone topaz]

Nuh uh

[sullen topaz]

cheeses.

[split sparrow]

HAHHHAHAHAHHAH

its

its funnies

funnier the thousandth time!

[lone topaz]

cheeses?

[split sparrow]

yes!

[lone topaz]

#1487280736313540789

[crude wave]

Close this now? No point in having 2 sheets

[chrome patrol]

@robust owl i think you made this one right

[robust owl]

yeah