joke hand idea

[brazen bane]

i just wanna start off by saying this is a sheet suggestion/cryptpost
don't me please
use instead

NEW POKER HAND:

none of the entire fucking bulwark straight spectrum flush house mansion of a kind

a three of a kind and a pair of different ranks, all the same rank
every suit has to be different, all suits like this have to be the same suit
every rank has to be in succession
must contain the 52 different cards (from a standard deck) that are all the same
must have 52 stone cards that also have to have rank and suit
has two 4 of a kinds that are all different ranks
4 pairs in two different suits that also are the same suit
also has no cards

base: +10e80 chips, +1(1/3)e80 mult

more below

please make suggestions

planet card:

gives +(someone suggest something) chips and +(same as previous) mult

stupid joker:
+1 chip if hand does not contain none of the entire fucking bulwark straight spectrum flush house mansion of a kind

unlock condition: play The Hand

credit to @torn nacelle for this joker

smart joker:
+$600,000 dollars if played hand contains none of the entire fucking bulwark straight spectrum flush house mansion of a kind
self destructs
-# that was his college fund

unlock condition: have over $600,000 in a run before ante 8

credit to @torn nacelle again

jokers required: conditional +mult, conditional xmult

joke hand idea

[smoky axle]

[brazen bane]

this is a threat.

[zealous willow]

Þe enlightenment
x1000 mult if played hand contains þe hand

[fickle solstice]

H.P. Jokecraft
X( (e^(ipi)+1)^2 + sqrt((-1)^2) ) * ( sum_{k=1}^8 k - prod_{j=1}^4 j ) * ( ln(e^4) / (cos(0)+sin(pi/2)) ) * i * ( (3! + 4!)/ (2^3) ) * (11/((sqrt(121)+1)/2)) * ( (2^211)/(3511) ) Mult if played hand contains a none of the entire fucking bulwark straight spectrum flush house mansion of a kind

[brazen bane]

hey hey hey we need more people to see this abomination

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10e80 is vile

Multiversal collapse:
^[ERROR] mult if played hand contains none of the entire fucking bulwark straight spectrum flush house mansion of a kind a three of a kind and a pair of different ranks, all the same rank

Yall can decide what [ERROR] is

It can be as complex as you want

[smoky axle]

i

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Randomness would be cool

Also once this activates your mult displays as error and after scoring the game splits between having beat the blind and not and you dont know which is real but they are overlayed and you can't click on only one

And yes the splits can split

Ok so

[error] is e^iπ, i, log base i (92928), undefined, hyperreal ε, 0, 9223883, hyperreal ω, absolute infinity, NaN, quaternion k, octonion e_8, aleph null, or hyperbolic j (j²=1, j ≠ ±1)

Is this a fire joker

You also don't know which

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Everything but this is not displayed

What do you guys think

[smoky axle]

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Why

What's wrong with it

Did i not add enough weirdness?

Should I have added quaternions?

[brazen bane]

why are we only using numbers in 2 dimensions

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?

Ok

Um

I'll add quaternions for 3d

[smoky axle]

you people scare me.

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Oh and als

[brazen bane]

good

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j(imaginary in electrical stuff)j(variable)j(summation variable)j(split complex/hyperbolic)

This cannot be simplified

[brazen bane]

be afraid

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2 new [error] values:

Aleph null and octonion e_7

[broken wedge]

I think it should have 15 base mult

[brazen bane]

that's a lot of mult ngl

[brazen bane]

after a few weeks of thinking

i've decided the hand will have 14 base mult

[broken wedge]

I still think it should have 15 mult, ngl

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What about my joker