#Adding Jimbo new Boss Blind defeat messages

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bright jasper
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After losing to certain Boss Blinds Jimbo's message should say something funny or "punny," while keeping it clean with the community.

Maybe have the Balatro community vote on the best messages for each Boss Blind loss fool

frosty ravine
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house: "the house always wins" obviously

boreal basalt
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Pillar:
"Variety is the spice of life, you know"

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Head
"I hope you didn't put your heart in this"

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Club:
"Ready to join the loser's club?"

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Needle:
"I could do better than this while one-handed"

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Window
"Guess the winning move wasn't very clear..."

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Arm
"I see victory is in retrograde..."
Or
"Looks like you got strongarmed"

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Wheel
"Steamrolled!"

runic elbow
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Eye
"Maybe look into an easier hobby..."
Plant
"Hope you're ready to face your demons"
Psychic
"1/5 preformance þere bud"

surreal yew
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Water
“Oh don’t be a wet sponge about it”

winter flume
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Wall
You just hit a wall huh?

lost grotto
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Cerulean Bell
"For Whom the Bell Tolls"

surreal yew
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Violet Vessel
“Even the strong sink”

winter flume
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Amber Acorn
“Insert a corny pun here”

sterile pecan
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Ox
“You need to take the bull by the horns”

boreal basalt
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Mouth:
"Defeat has a bitter aftertaste"
Eye:
"couldn't see that one coming"
Psychic:
"Your failure was foretold"

sterile pecan
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Hook:
“hook, line, and sinker”

jovial pelican
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small blind after already winning the run:
"You did great out there"

drowsy mural
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Verdant Leaf:
"Maybe it's time to turn over a new leaf..."

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The Water:
"Maybe try the kiddie pool instead?"

boreal basalt
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istg there was a noose emoji at some point

winter flume
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Seahorse emoji moment

errant falcon
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Plant:
"Looks like you got trimmed in this face-off!"

jovial pelican
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Mouth:
(same style as the joker disappearing popup) "Eaten!"

whole mango
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Fish:
"There's more fish in the sea"
Psychic:
"Mindreading is a talent"
Serpent:
"A slippery slope you tried to climb!"
Tooth:
"Chipped a tooth?"
Crimson Heart:
"💔"

gentle robin
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If you lose on jokerless he just doesn't show up

sterile pecan
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Big/small blind ante 1:
well, you tried

whole mango