#The Dungbeetle (Boss Blind)

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silver delta
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The Dungbeetle: All playing cards and jokers debuffed. Creates 1 Negative Ball of Shit.

Ball of Shit (tarot/spectral card): Removes debuff from all playing cards and jokers for the round. Sets your most played poker hand to level 1.

torpid hearth
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this feels way too complex for a boss blind

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boss blinds shouldnt have anything like special tarots or jokers

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also this is just basically a boss blind that messes up a lot of builds unfairly

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this doesnt just target pair spam it also hits every other build because of the planet reset

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actually this just punishes planet levels only what the hell

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the arm and flint already exist we dont need a third planet punisher

silver delta
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Idk i just found the idea funny

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Ball of Shit (tarot/spectral card): Removes debuff from all playing cards and jokers for the round. Removes 1$ for every three debuffs removed

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Ball of Shit (tarot/spectral card): Removes debuff from all playing cards and jokers for the round. Destroys all cards of your most played suit.

wet rivet
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that is pretty funny

silver delta
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Anyways, I think this idea fits cleanly into the base game and is fair and balanced.

soft roost
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w

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what

manic hull
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Yes what!!

soft roost
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how many sheetposts in a row

silver delta
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This aint a sheetpost

soft roost
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yes it is

silver delta
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This is a serious, unironic, proposition for fair and balanced content to add to the base game

soft roost
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🎣

manic hull
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I really wanna take the bait for this one

winter condor
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Funny =/= balanced

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Like atleast remove the "your most played poker hand is set to lvl 1" part

silver delta
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Ok genius then whats your idea /j

sudden marlin
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Least obvious bait

silver delta
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The Dungbeetle: All playing cards and jokers debuffed. Creates 1 Negative Ball of Shit.

Ball of Shit (tarot/spectral card): Removes debuff from all playing cards and jokers for the round. You lose ⅓ (67%) of your money.

mortal timber
mortal timber
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so not really relevant

pale dirge
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you lose 1/3 (67%) of your money
So is it 1/3 or 67%...

silver delta
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2/3 my mistake

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Ok this was a joke but i think i found a serious way

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The Dungbeetle: Multiplies score by zero. Creates a negative Ball of Shit

Ball of Shit (joker): Sell this card to deactivate current boss blind. Sets money to 0.

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I think this is actually usable

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You can use the bossblind to ramp your jokers but it destroys your econ

sudden marlin
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This is bad ox

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Like, just give up on this

silver delta
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You don't see the vision

spring vine
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wdym ramp your jokers 😭

silver delta
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Scale

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Too bad for y'all

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The Dungbeetle and the Ball of Shit is getting added next update whether y'all like it or not

sudden marlin
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I think this guy is genuinely deranged

spring vine
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agree

silver delta
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But you should nt say that to his face

sudden marlin
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@gritty citrus can we get this thread closed and @silver delta kicked? This is high-grade ragebait

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Pretty please?

silver delta
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What did i do

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All I did was propose a boss blind idea

manic hull
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But they should be banished

sudden marlin
silver delta
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And that deserves a ban?

sudden marlin
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Not a ban, a kick or closure of thread

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Given that I've seen two other threads of yours with the same premise, I'm going to assume this is some bad bit you're dead set on