Security Guard

[misty roost]

Rarity: Uncommon
Unlock Requirement: Play a 5 card hand with all cards are debuffed
Effect: Removes debuff from scoring playing cards
Buy Price: $8
Sell Price: $3
Type: Effect

[fast spruce]

This basically never comes into play except a handful of bosses

(Also sell prices are always half of the buy price so it’d be $4)

[waxen pond]

this is just diet Chicot

[acoustic hinge]

This is unnecessarily funny.

[spark hearth]

Wait until this guy hears about Luchador

[acoustic hinge]

chicot zero

[marsh cave]

erm actually there's one niche situation where luchador is better than chicot and that's when you have luchador + matador as you can farm money on your first few hands then disable the boss blind to play your finishing hand 🤓 ☝️

[fast spruce]

Ermmm akshuly also vs the serpent