wtf
#Balaposting
deep berry
carmine bay
?????????
cold crystal
peam
rigid rampart
mmm yes
onyx mango
Balaposting
deep berry
rigid rampart
cold crystal
can i turn this into a mod
peak obsidian
cold crystal
ok well can i help with it
worthy sundial
this is the shittiest mod ever
cold crystal
ok well can i help with it
porker the jomnker can i help with the balalalaposting
rigid rampart
peak obsidian
this is the shittiest mod ever
the doc is like 5 minutes old itll get better when everyone actually locks in
deep berry
WHO REMOVED THE GIANT :3
rigid rampart
grr
cold crystal
what the fuck is even happening anymore
rigid rampart
I AM GOING TO RIP SOMEONES SKIN OFF
worthy sundial
this is why you dont give editing access to everyone
rigid rampart
@deep berry make it invite only ffs
that way you can see the idiots that are trolling
peak obsidian
or we just
dont use a doc
and have ppl suggest on dicsord
worthy sundial
it is kinda funny lmao
cold crystal
im just glad coded joker hasnt disappeared from existence
final schooner
this is hell
rigid rampart
PLEASE
cold crystal
oh my god half the content died again
pure pier
Shadow Crystal
All boss blinds become Showdown Blinds,
All Jokers become Rare Jokers
(Hidden effect: the balatro theme gets the freedom motif)
Idea: UnusedParadox
(Idea: UnusedParadox, minimum spawn ante 6)
Oops! The game crashed: attempt to compare Hearts with Clubs
Playing cards adjacent to a card of a different suit will not trigger
rigid rampart
for the love of god
final schooner
RPG Joker
“Remember Seraph? yeah well i’m doing this again” -Isotypical
Starts off at level 0, triggering this joker will grant it EXP.
At 10 EXP, it’ll “level up”. At certain levels, some effects will occur.
After Ante 8, 1 in 15 chance of self-destructing.
Rare
cold crystal
ok well i only had 2 which are joker 3 which gives +4 xchips and whatever the fuck this is
pure pier
This definitely doesnt work in a thread
worthy sundial
ok to be fair
rigid rampart
we need a doc
worthy sundial
it is kinda funny
final schooner
bro half my ideas got fucking blitzed 😭
rigid rampart
it is kinda funny
I AM GOING TO SHATTER YOU
worthy sundial
im not participating but its kinda funny you gotta admit it
worthy sundial
yeah
final schooner
where you can recover deleted shit
fervent fable
git revert if it was dogshit
worthy sundial
who the fuck added karl marx
rigid rampart
Joker 2
+4 Chips
Common
oh dear
+1 Mult for every Terrible Suggestion
(Currently +3 million Mult)
Uncommon
(idea: rainstar, art: non existent, code: non existent)
Joker Number 3
+4 XChips
Uncommon
Joker N
Create each number Joker in
Astro
(idea: jamirror, art: non existent, code: non existent)
X0.5 Chips for each version in the balaposting doc version history
(Currently X2 Chips)
“Why’d you delete that guy?”
It's a Miles Morales reference if you were wondering/
The spot
Rare
Astro^^2
Idea nobody art nobody code nobody
+0.1x Chips for every self insert astro joker ever
“I LOVE self insert i CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT”
Placed Holder
(idea: i’m not telling you, art: n/a, code: n/a)
Its jamirror
+5 Mult for all held cards
Rare
Idea: lyre
Default_Joker_Sprite_3
+5 mult for every joker without art
“your laziness is our benefit”
Uncommon
“Isotypical”
X1 Mult, +1 Mult every blind select.
Legendary
“Hey, I think I’ve seen this before!”
Shining Gem
Do something with good diamonds i don’t know
Rare
An ACTUAL Junkyard
Gives a random Junk Joker on blind select
Common
this is many of the jokers that got killed
worthy sundial
oh hey its back
cold crystal
bro who the FUCK is making all the jokers in an ugly ass formatting
rigid rampart
@deep berry make it invite only RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
since poker isn't here and i don't want to see this shit anymore
does anyone else want to host the doc?
upbeat ledge
bro this shit getting fucked up lowkey
deep berry
since poker isn't here and i don't want to see this shit anymore
im here
im just fucking confused
upbeat ledge
nah wait that coloring lowkey goes hard
cold crystal
ok finally
final schooner
this was a shitstorm
rigid rampart
❤️
worthy sundial
this is why you dont give free editing perms lads
cold crystal
so can i have access
deep berry
idk can you
cold crystal
idk i havent tried
peak obsidian
deep berry
oh my god im gonna get fucking emails for ts bro
final schooner
oh oops
cold crystal
oh welp
final schooner
i didn’t think i would be able to type a reason
cold crystal
i also just sent one
peak obsidian
oh my god im gonna get fucking emails for ts bro
mb brochacho
final schooner
oh my god im gonna get fucking emails for ts bro
QUICKLY DELETE THE DOCUMENT
rigid rampart
worthy sundial
i am quite fond of susie deltarune
rigid rampart
i have no idea if i sent that lmfao
pure pier
oh my god im gonna get fucking emails for ts bro
let me in
rigid rampart
just 8?
cold crystal
LMAO
worthy sundial
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
cold crystal
welp
pure pier
balaposting is dead already
worthy sundial
@deep berry i sent another one
cold crystal
i mean hey at least this shit lasted like. 15 minutes
rigid rampart
im doing wheel of names
fr? get me on there
upbeat ledge
i suggested. like. two tarots
final schooner
oh dear lord
fervent fable
can i get access for free because i made the original cryptposting
final schooner
one bad spin and we all getting obliterated
cold crystal
watch as it lands on fucking uhh poker or something
rigid rampart
fr? get me on there
have like one name on there thats just 'delete the document'
pure pier
can you put localthunk on there
rigid rampart
BEST EMAIL TO ME GETS ACCESS
oh hell yeah
worthy sundial
so me
deep berry
alright lets start with goldenleaf
"Dear Poker:
Fuck you, Give me editing access,
Best Regards,
GoldenLeaf"
rigid rampart
(i'm moodawooda for context)
worthy sundial
you cant tell me thats not goated
deep berry
"Dear Poker:
Fuck you, Give me editing access,
Best Regards,
GoldenLeaf"
9/10
this is gonna be hard to beat
cold crystal
"Dear Poker:
Fuck you, Give me editing access,
Best Regards,
GoldenLeaf"
incredible start
deep berry
"Dearest Poker:
Fuck You again
i just wanted to say that LOL
best regards,
Someone"
pure pier
is that goldenleaf again
worthy sundial
yes
rigid rampart
perhaps
deep berry
yes its goldenleaf again
cold crystal
wow
upbeat ledge
i think i was very nice and kind with mine :3
rigid rampart
cheater
worthy sundial
still goated
deep berry
"HELLO MR POKER JOKER, CAN I HAVE THE ABILITY TO JOKER IN THIS POKER?
Thanks, Jamirror"
pokerjokers reference instant 8/10
actually you know what
best 3 responses
im generous
worthy sundial
wiw
rigid rampart
best 3 responses
goldenleaf twice
worthy sundial
yes
deep berry
"let me in i can make more high cards
- not goldenleaf"
hmm 🤔
worthy sundial
i sent 3 emails actually
rigid rampart
oh fuck
final schooner
as budgie once said
“im killing myself and you’re watching”
worthy sundial
"let me in i can make more high cards
- not goldenleaf"
hmm 🤔
this one isnt mine what are you on
deep berry
this one isnt mine what are you on
paradox
worthy sundial
just say paradox
deep berry
"let me in i can make more high cards
- not goldenleaf"
hmm 🤔
eh this ones alright
like
6/10
"3rd email"
10/10
WOULD READ AGAIN
S TIER
worthy sundial
this one is mine
pure pier
goldenleaf istg
deep berry
okay paradox again
cold crystal
did bro send 5 emails or some shit
worthy sundial
i sent 3
deep berry
5/10
rigid rampart
basic ahh
deep berry
yeah he just sent me weed
pure pier
thats gotta be 10/10
deep berry
"hi it's me. sillylittleguy. i'm a good person and i have proper manners and etiquette. i... may not suggest much but i'll try my best. thank you <3"
uhhh
rigid rampart
its not funny but very nice
pure pier
weed is 11/10
rigid rampart
like 8/10 maybe
deep berry
yeah sure 8
worthy sundial
like 8.1 out of ten
pure pier
sillylittleguys is like. 6/10
worthy sundial
poker can you kill paradox for being unfunny
worthy sundial
wtf
pure pier
ruby
rigid rampart
amazing
deep berry
its like she's still here with us
upbeat ledge
sillylittleguys is like. 6/10
can't be a kind and gentle soul in society.. smh....
deep berry
ruby's is like
pure pier
humor is better than kindness
pure pier
#prolifetips
worthy sundial
true...
deep berry
okay this one's from rainstar
"hi poker de poker can i have access"
why are you saying de
worthy sundial
ehhh
upbeat ledge
guys i think i'm cooked
worthy sundial
middle of the road
worthy sundial
ten FACTORIAL
rigid rampart
"hi poker de poker can i have access"
slurring their words bro
pure pier
-10!/10!
compact fern
what if we added flush threeah
compact fern
its like flush tuah but three of a kind
pure pier
thats the same thing bc of how fractions work
oh yeah
worthy sundial
goated
deep berry
0/10
deep berry
what the fuck
final schooner
😭
rigid rampart
rigged
pure pier
literally 2025
final schooner
they forced an empty response 😭
fervent fable
deep berry
"hello dearest poker thy poker, i am wondering if i may have the abilty to suggest ideas for this wondrous and blissful mod."
its pretty basic but it works
ill give it like a 7
worthy sundial
yeah
upbeat ledge
guys i think i'm cooked
being funny is apparently more viable to get you in than being nice.... smh........
pure pier
dw iso i submitted something on your behalf
worthy sundial
poker can you reduce points for whining about it
compact fern
add sapphire and also fusion jokers compat for garnet
cold crystal
being funny is *apparently* more viable to get you in than being nice.... smh......
honestly i didnt even know we were gonna be doing this shit
deep berry
being funny is *apparently* more viable to get you in than being nice.... smh......
whining
upbeat ledge
poker can you reduce points for whining about it
i'm jumping in a volcano
worthy sundial
LOL
rigid rampart
being funny is my natural behavior
compact fern
can we add back the joker that kills everyone
pure pier
honestly i didnt even know we were gonna be doing this shit
you have to have that humorous essence on you at all times
rigid rampart
i am the funniest person on earth frfr
compact fern
add plongus suit
pure pier
who the fuck is crabmaster
if its good then me
fervent fable
who the fuck is crabmaster
crabus?
cold crystal
crab master
pure pier
otherwise its astro
upbeat ledge
i quit
all i have is physical money!!! how am i supposed to send that to you!!!!!!!!!
pure pier
its me astro
deep berry
i fucking knew that
rigid rampart
truely a line of all time
deep berry
2/10
rigid rampart
explode
fervent fable
skill issue
pure pier
so true
rigid rampart
🧨
fervent fable
💥
worthy sundial
mfw i dont get the center of attention
pure pier
nobody is forcing you to stay here
deep berry
astro also sent "I request an affidavit of bias on "Fuck That Guy (tm)"" but he quit so like
rigid rampart
fair it is bothering me as well
deep berry
6 or 7
worthy sundial
WHAT
worthy sundial
poker pay me 10$ for emotional damage
deep berry
"My name is Eris
I made the cryptposting
It was difficult to put the pieces together
But unfortunately, something went so wrong
i ha t glitch"
worthy sundial
you put me in distress
deep berry
okay this is from eris
pure pier
i ha t
rigid rampart
automatic disqualification?
pure pier
👒
deep berry
"My name is Eris
I made the cryptposting
It was difficult to put the pieces toge...
glitch mentioned 0/10
actually ykw
@fervent fable you're paying me $5
not just $5
$5
wtf
why is my 2 button not working
$25
FINALLY
rigid rampart
no two for you
cold crystal
$2
deep berry
okay its almost fucking over
cold crystal
pay him $2 extra
pure pier
one of those is on isos behalf
deep berry
"if weed isnt enough how about: cocaine" i dont like drugs 0/10
worthy sundial
i demand disqualification
pure pier
since they couldnt type
pure pier
"if weed isnt enough how about: cocaine" i dont like drugs 0/10
damn
cold crystal
hold on did mine even make it
deep berry
PARADOX SENT ANOTHER ONE
upbeat ledge
"on isotypicals behalf:
hawk tuah"
spit on that thang
actually hawk tuah is dead meme now -10000/10 /j
worthy sundial
chat, can we kill this guy? like, actually?
cold crystal
btw this is completely unrelated but what the FUCK is going on with discord
deep berry
"hey can you guys shut up i think sir poker t' poker is getting annoyed"
tthats not
very nice
deep berry
astro
pure pier
one billion more messages to poker
upbeat ledge
okay poker i sent in 10 dollars
deep berry
laughing crying or sadding crying
fervent fable
nvm im paying YOU $5
i literally said "i ha t glitchkat" what did you think that meant
pure pier
i literally said "i ha t glitchkat" what did you think that meant
you wanted to give glitchkat a hat
worthy sundial
poker read my mail
deep berry
okay theres too many of these When Will It Fucking End
"no drugs? have normal chocolate bar"
i like chocolate
9/10
pure pier
👒
fervent fable
🕴️
rigid rampart
man i'm not even paying attention anymore
deep berry
okay this ones from goldenlelaf
upbeat ledge
why did discord name this emoji "womans_hat"
that's a sun hat
deep berry
"can you get me a can of beer"
can you get ME a can of beer
worthy sundial
ok
deep berry
9/10
worthy sundial
what brand
deep berry
what brand
beer
worthy sundial
ok
pure pier
"can you get me a can of beer"
can you get ME a can of beer
who was that
worthy sundial
@deep berry
deep berry
"use yellow deck in your next run and imagine that it was 10 dollars from me. ok? ok. thank you <3 - sillylittleguy"
i fucking hate the color yellow
-5190593851798351709845735/10
upbeat ledge
-5190593851798351709845735/10
ok.
worthy sundial
i already did that sorry
pure pier
it balances like a hawk
deep berry
let it end
deep berry
it balances like a hawk
tuah!
upbeat ledge
i already did that sorry
what if i send in Two Beers
fervent fable
so youre a hawk too, huh?
pure pier
guys can we kill astro
fervent fable
can we kill 7 billion people
deep berry
"sure heres the beer on the house" - paradox
i like deltarune
no
what
what the fuck did i just do
cold crystal
i just sent like 2 man
pure pier
who's the knight in this scenario
tawny quest
Haiiii
worthy sundial
who's the knight in this scenario
papyrus??
deep berry
oh hey there's one from ruby again!
worthy sundial
obviously???
deep berry
"👁️"
fervent fable
false
deep berry
jk like 8/10
rigid rampart
-1 for each eye
fervent fable
also you should add ruby anyway because again
original cryptposting creator
just like me :P
deep berry
"here's two beers 🍻 and some money 💰 ok thank youuuu - sillylittleguy
(sorry if this is getting annoying... i can stop if you want me to...)"
im poker
8/10
worthy sundial
what are we doing again
pure pier
what are we doing again
shitposting in pokers email
deep berry
viewer mail
worthy sundial
top 3
deep berry
"g"
worthy sundial
g
pure pier
g
rigid rampart
g
deep berry
Thank you, GoldenLeaf.
pure pier
🇬
fervent fable
tawny quest
g
pure pier
mens rea
deep berry
"poker the poker please add me i will give you gems like +4 xchips and a horribly coded joker" - rainstar
upbeat ledge
wait a second... mens rea has the word "men" in it....
deep berry
"poker the poker please add me i will give you gems like +4 xchips and a horribl...
oh yeah you can code
8/10
upbeat ledge
wait a second... mens rea has the word "men" in it....
WHERE
tawny quest
Joker 0:
Gives +4.5 mult
pure pier
oh yeah you can code
so can i
upbeat ledge
Gay Court
deep berry
"youve seen g, but how about:
h"
this feels like tumblr humor 4/10
upbeat ledge
can we stop sending new ones
yeah
rigid rampart
g
fervent fable
g
deep berry
"let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in"
okay ruby!
tawny quest
g
upbeat ledge
eh, light sentence.
deep berry
whatever you say!
worthy sundial
can we just decide already
rigid rampart
boredom
tawny quest
new jokwr idea
pure pier
i was 9/10
tawny quest
gain 1x mult per cryptid used
worthy sundial
goated
pure pier
goldenleaf could never
fervent fable
i was 9/10
i was given $5
worthy sundial
yeah i could only do 10/10
upbeat ledge
i think i was rated multiple times
worthy sundial
😔
upbeat ledge
what does my score total to
tawny quest
what are we rating
pure pier
it means 1
tawny quest
my joker ideas were 10/10
deep berry
"pretend im ruby"
okay ruby!
cold crystal
"poker the poker please add me i will give you gems like +4 xchips and a horribl...
im glad that made it in
upbeat ledge
i submitted two tarot ideas and that's it
deep berry
"67" - ruby
67/10
actually you know what im gonna make it so all this time has been wasted and just fully open it again
rigid rampart
this is rigged and mogged
fervent fable
actually you know what im gonna make it so all this time has been wasted and jus...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
worthy sundial
bruh
fervent fable
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rigid rampart
actually you know what im gonna make it so all this time has been wasted and jus...
NO.
cold crystal
actually you know what im gonna make it so all this time has been wasted and jus...
oh my fucking god
worthy sundial
i will keep trolling if you do
tawny quest
hmm
fervent fable
and making my own doc
tawny quest
ok
cold crystal
welp its joever
tawny quest
yeah
rigid rampart
thank god
tawny quest
should I join
pure pier
poker let me in
upbeat ledge
haha just kidding
i paid the 10 dollar fee for whining
rigid rampart
everyone did man
tawny quest
oh
rigid rampart
you missed everything
worthy sundial
pure pier
this is rigged
tawny quest
because it just loads and loads
but I can join with my second account (though I can only view)
final schooner
i atleast put some jokers down before the great purge™
tawny quest
i atleast put some jokers down before the great purge™
same
tawny quest
scrolling up on mobile is so tediius
upbeat ledge
is this a google docs easter egg
it says "Anonymous Nyan Cat"
rigid rampart
should we fix the styling now
rigid rampart
mystery
worthy sundial
how does ruby
word of mouth probably
tawny quest
scrolling up on mobile is so tediius
because the link is at the top of the whole ass thread
worthy sundial
mf youre in
deep berry
nvm
pure pier
poker this is rigged
worthy sundial
cold crystal
what the fuck
pure pier
can we put me in instead of astro because im. cool and awesome
deep berry
can we put me in instead of astro because im. cool and awesome
you know what
you're cool
you can go in
final schooner
i don’t think i should be here trying to make joker ideas
on a road trip going back home
rigid rampart
lol
final schooner
(i did not modify the current mult to be 3mil)
cold crystal
i mean id turn it into an actual mod if poker allowed me to but they aint allowing me to so im not gonna turn it into an actual mod
tawny quest
Just tell me the szymii joker is still there
🔥
Btw can someone post the link again scrolling back up on discord mobile is pain
upbeat ledge
i'm looking at my tarot ideas in horror because i have no clue what'll happen to them
final schooner
DISCORD FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD STOP DELAYING MY SHIT
final schooner
Just tell me the szymii joker is still there
it is indeed there
tawny quest
Yayyyy
rigid rampart
hehehehe i made common joker rare
tawny quest
Ok I'm in the doc
rigid rampart
lmfao
deep berry
upbeat ledge
i'm looking at my tarot ideas in horror because i have no clue what'll happen to...
insert interstellar gif of guy hitting window while yelling "NO" gif here
deep berry
insert interstellar gif of guy hitting window while yelling "NO" gif here
oh yeah can you make a request again
upbeat ledge
oh yeah can you make a request again
yeah sure
tawny quest
I sent me editing request
worthy sundial
which is my legally distinct charactetr
upbeat ledge
thank you poker the poker...
pure pier
chat can we get over to tarots
pure pier
this gives xchips a way to be different than xmult
final schooner
i just had a great idea but unfortunately no editor perms
pure pier
other effects should also differentiate between xchips and xmult
pure pier
i just had a great idea but unfortunately no editor perms
what is it
final schooner
mmm
seems decent
pure pier
chat who made high emperor
final schooner
what is it
“Chinese” (ptr2 joke)
Every time Noodles loses XMult, this joker gains +X0.01 Mult
peak obsidian
7/10 email ranking 🔥
final schooner
anything goes, even chinese
pure pier
“Chinese” (ptr2 joke)
Every time Noodles loses XMult, this joker gains +X0.01 Mu...
New joker type that is noodle based jokers
tawny quest
“Chinese” (ptr2 joke)
Every time Noodles loses XMult, this joker gains +X0.01 Mu...
WAIT
I REMEMBER
I saw that video
It's just peam..
final schooner
sole reason why i keep getting back into parappa randomly
tawny quest
sole reason why i keep getting back into parappa randomly
Sameeee
Some of us really only have 1 shared braincell huh
final schooner
it’s two blue cats with similar colours ok
tawny quest
Dead chat
tawny quest
Deader chat
rigid rampart
Deader chat
dier
rigid rampart
being evil with these blinds
strange storm
being evil with these blinds
Burgering Burger - Minimum Ante 16
All Jokers will turn into a burger.
Per hand played, Will bite a piece off a random joker
x8 Base
tawny quest
Boring ass showdown blind
final schooner
no usage for evil yet?
i’ll make a quick one
higher evil, means harsher blind requirements and effects
but you get higher rewards for having a high amount of evil
tawny quest
Evil joker: -4 mult, +2 mult for each evil
worthy sundial
rip 9/11 card
gray owl
cryptposting but it doesn't require cryptid and poker works on it tirelessly i love this
tawny quest
Wtf there is no joker that does something with spongebob tokens yet
compact fern
joker that intentionally creates ghost cards and gives a buff per ghost card you have
(the cards that show up in hand but you cant play and are fucky)
Ghost Riding the Whip (Uncommon): Played cards have a 1/8 chance of sticking around as ghost cards. Ghost cards in hand each give X1.25 Mult.
yeah can we add it to the doc
(it of course, also factors in ghost cards not made by itself into its mult)
compact fern
(it of course, also factors in ghost cards not made by itself into its mult)
gain xmult from the game being jank
X5 mult if played hand contains only hearts but also loses 0.1X mult per spade played but also doesn’t trigger on face cards but also retriggers for every 7 played but also gets debuffed for 2 rounds after a flush five is played
compact fern
can we pin the thread
fervent fable
Jank Hand should be lovely/log 🧠
solid needle
You should let me edit so i can put my singular idea
compact fern
Ghost Riding the Whip (Uncommon): Played cards have a 1/8 chance of sticking aro...
can we add this joker to the doc and also the Woke edition (+2 pronouns)
onyx mango
💣
compact fern
verbatim just add it exactly as written
solid needle
I have one like type A but its overpowered as shit
cold crystal
this sure has lasted hasnt it
cold crystal
anyways i added some high spectrals
compact fern
Vanilla+ Joker
+4 mult per copy of extra credit in your mods folder
tawny quest
Vanilla ice cream
+250 chips, debuffs every non-vanilla joker