6 7 jimbo

[upbeat matrix]

each played 6 gives 7x mult

[sleek rock]

sybau

[upbeat matrix]

it would be a great joker

[burnt hearth]

#1187936299655647313

[delicate cargo]

make it every sixth scored six gives 7x mult and maybe we're talking

(I am doing my best to salvage this sob)

[upbeat matrix]

its perfect as it is

why are you nerfing it

[delicate cargo]

why are you powercreeping idol sob

[upbeat matrix]

idol deserves it

also its bad because of sixth sense

anti synergy

[delicate cargo]

😭 🙏 ⁉️

[upbeat matrix]

youre jealous you didnt come up with it thats all

also youre lucky i chose this idea because the original thought was for every scored six and seven to give x41 mult

[cold saddle]

who wants this

its just cringe

[upbeat matrix]

it would be great

think about it

[rancid hazel]

dude six seven is so fucking funny

make balatro 18+ so we dont get suggestions like this

[olive radish]

It is 18+ isn’t it?

Because “gambling”

[delicate cargo]

Not in America

I think it used to be 18+ in the EU but that got reverted

[olive radish]

Well in my defence i don’t keep up with anything to do with that hellhole

In Australia it’s 18+ on the IOS appstore

[delicate cargo]

Hey now, I live here :(

It’s not all bad in California…

[rancid hazel]

in in that hellhole

frown

im*

[olive radish]

I hope you recover 🙏

[rancid hazel]

living isnt so bad but also the government doesnt think im a human so thats a little spooky

[delicate cargo]

What state are you over in

[rancid hazel]

utah

[delicate cargo]

Oh okay not the worst state

[olive radish]

That means you wont have to go into war tho 🧠

[rancid hazel]

true…

[olive radish]

Australia is pretty progressive and awesome

But enough about politics

Dis jokew is widerwawwy peak

[sleek rock]

yes it is

[delicate cargo]

I live here 😭 😭

[sleek rock]

so do i

[delicate cargo]

Wait wha

[upbeat matrix]

bold of you to assume just because i have the humor of a seven year old that im seven

[delicate cargo]

Lore drop

[sleek rock]

[delicate cargo]

It’s not ideal but it’s not totally insufferable imo

The state government covers my HRT costs 🙏

[sleek rock]

my school is known for being bigoted

[sleek rock]

im too young

[delicate cargo]

😔

One day

[sleek rock]

yeah "one day"

im gonna move out of america when i turn 18 anyway

[delicate cargo]

Fair enough

[olive radish]

In Australia it’s expensive but you don’t have to be 18 you can get it at 14 🔥

[delicate cargo]

YOOO

awesome

wait

[sleek rock]

tf

[olive radish]

Come to Australia :3

[sleek rock]

going there rn

[delicate cargo]

You can do that in the us at 13 sob

You just need parental approval

[olive radish]

YOU CAN?

[sleek rock]

LMAO

[olive radish]

Peak…

[sleek rock]

thats not a real thing

[delicate cargo]

Yeah my friend over in New Jersey has been on T for 8 months now and he isn’t 18 yet

[sleek rock]

my mother disallowed my father from interacting with me because of how shit of a parent he was

theres exactly a 0% chance im getting approval

[olive radish]

So peak

[delicate cargo]

Oh I’m sorry:<

[sleek rock]

he is from a long line of generational abuse

[olive radish]

You shouldnt need permission from him if can’t interact with you i think

[sleek rock]

and i will break the cycle

[sleek rock]

no its legally not a thing

no papers signed

[olive radish]

Damn 😔

[sleek rock]

point is that i just have to be very patient

and do just about nothing for three years

[olive radish]

Good luck 💙

[rancid hazel]

i did not assume that

my assumption was in the ballpark of like 13-16

my standards arent very high

[olive radish]

Jsn gonna come here and be so confused why we’re talking about this shit here

[rancid hazel]

people find the dumbest shit funny at any age

and whether or not its “ironic” humor doesnt change the fact that you find it funny

[sleek rock]

fr 😭

[upbeat matrix]

ok sorry for having humor

i will become an emotionless brick wall as is expected of all my fellow men

and slowly lose the will to live and kill myself at the ripe old age of 21

[sleek rock]

[rancid hazel]

you do that if you want i guess

i never said that

[olive radish]

Good luck with this ❤️

[rancid hazel]

i just find this type of humor obnoxious and stupid

and also its a joke suggestion

we have a place for that

[upbeat matrix]

mb gang

forgor

[olive radish]

Tbf some joke suggestions are meta and would only be funny if they were posted as an actual suggestion

[rancid hazel]

well if posted as an actual suggestion then it should be treated as shch

such

therefore

[olive radish]

Trus

[rancid hazel]

this is too op

[upbeat matrix]

yeah mb for that

my fault

i was bored

[rancid hazel]

ive found a fair amount of sheet suggestions funny

[olive radish]

No absolutely

[sleek rock]

I'm So Meta Even This Acronym

[delicate cargo]

Good luck 💜

[sleek rock]

ty

[neon grove]

Too OP worst suggestions ever fuck you I'm considering blocking you for this sheet yourself now

[sleek rock]

i already did block them

[upbeat matrix]

lmao

yeah thats probably deserved

[delicate cargo]

Bestie I think that might be a bit of an overreaction 😭

[upbeat matrix]

no its fair

id block myself too

[delicate cargo]

meh ig, I try to give people benefit of the doubt

this has been the only post I've seen from you so far

[neon grove]

That means they have a 100% bad suggestions rate

[olive radish]

True…

[wet mango]

not my art but art someone did a while ago

[sleek rock]

get ou-

[novel kite]

6 in 7 chance to create 6 7 cards upon scoring 6 times a 7 card

[unreal spoke]

I hate this generation

I miss low taper fade already

[olive radish]

I miss smurf cat

[proper canopy]

no

no

no

no

no

[olive radish]

?

[lone hill]

banned

confusion is not allowed

[olive radish]

:(

[upbeat matrix]

well most of my other posts are equally bad

[wet mango]

this is tired and played out by now

[delicate cargo]

I mean if you're conscious enough to realize that, surely you can do smth to improve as a person

[lone hill]

He won't improve

It's not possible

[upbeat matrix]

i could improve, but then what would be the point? our faults are what make us unique. perfection is unattainable, yet people continue to strive for it, losing themselves in the process. the failures of us accumulate and create the concept of our existence, which in turn, is what grants us consciousness. if one were to change significantly at an attempt to become, in the eyes of society, "better," would the loss of identity also lead to a loss of one's very existence? i personally think that, no matter how much the pressures of other beings influence and impact us, it is not worth sacrificing your individuality to conform, no matter how imperfect we may be

[delicate cargo]

If you wanna play with buzzwords fine but to some degree there does exist an objective sense of morality. We make faults yes, I admit that makes us human. However, what doesn't make us human is embracing those faults without attempt to rectifying them; rather it's what we can learn and take away from those mistakes that let us be ourselves. If one commits terrible crimes, awful crimes such as homicide, is it okay to justify that as part of their character? That they don't need to try working on the fundamental issues that propels them to such extremes? Yes of course you here do not deal in pure extremes but such an example draws out how ridiculous your statement is in my eyes. There's a difference in staying true to one's core values and being themselves versus self improvement. These are not mutually exclusive states.

[upbeat matrix]

unc just compared a 6 7 joke to homicide

[delicate cargo]

bestie.

Did you not even read the following sentence.

[upbeat matrix]

yeah

but i choose to ignore that which does not conform to my views

[delicate cargo]

😭

Yeah I give up here.

[upbeat matrix]

yeah im beyond saving

[olive radish]

you will both burn how about that

🌩️

[delicate cargo]

I don't think most people are beyond saving; there is plenty that can be done if only the first step is taken.

[upbeat matrix]

id say hitlers beyond saving

[delicate cargo]

most people

Balatro players read challenge: impossible

[upbeat matrix]

idk hitlers probably like 75th percentile in todays world

[olive radish]

I mean yeah a lot of people share the same believes as him he's just the only one to like

act on it

which does make him more evil tho

[smoky plinth]

What did I just walk into?!

[olive radish]

ngl idek

[delicate cargo]

morality and what counts as one's true self in relation to trying to improve as a person ig

[upbeat matrix]

6 7

[unreal spoke]

[lone hill]

i thought you guys were both trolling up until this point 💀 it is NOT that serious

isn't adding any ideas

obviously i don't like this idea

but its not worth thinking about to the point that you make a paragraph about it

[delicate cargo]

I mean this stopped being about ideas lol

[lone hill]

yeah

[delicate cargo]

It became more of a question regarding self character and improvement

Which is smth I wrote 2 papers on in this past year so I wanted to throw my hat in the ring

[lone hill]

u;kk keave ut ti tge exoerts tgeb'

what

lmao

i'll leave it to the expert then

😭

i had my whole hand displaced on my keyboard

[upbeat matrix]

ive had like 6 or 7 papers in this field as well

[delicate cargo]

What’s up with the skull emoji sob

This is just average college work

[lone hill]

good question

i use those emojis way too frequently

well no

2 papers on this particular thing is pretty impressive

what's your major?

not that im in college

[delicate cargo]

I’m actually a computer science and engineering major so this isn’t exactly my forte. However, part of my core requirements are a series of English classes so during them I’ve had to take a step back and reconsider my viewpoints

[lone hill]

ah cool!

have fun!

[sleek rock]

girlie

i hate to do this to you

but thats a

[delicate cargo]

And people wonder why we have falling literacy rates 💔

[sleek rock]

maybe it just looks like more cause im on my phone

also its a joke suggestion thread in the balatro server

[delicate cargo]

I’m well aware but the topic segued into something totally different that I found to be interesting 😭