Hi-fiber Granola:
If a consumable/food joker would trigger a use, expend this instead (remaining 12)
(And in works for: seltzer, bean, ramen, banana going extinct, icecream, popcorn etc)
Life Savings:
Gain $3 dollars at end of round for every passive joker (including this joker),
(Works automatically on passive jokers like bean, four-fingers, juggler, smeared, but also, scoring jokers that did not meet trigger conditions this round; Loyalty Card, Greedy, etc, does not work if the joker triggered Foil/Chrome/Poly)