Suggestions

[minor cove]

I have a few. Firstly make it so that directors cut voucher can be used once in the round, just for convenience. Secondly, buff chicot, yorick, and canio, for being legendary jokers they kinda suck compared to perkeo, trib, and some rare jokers. Thirdly, make it so that space joker and constellation can combo, that would be cool. Fourth, buff baseball card or lower the rarity. It kind of sucks. Fifth, buff wildcards they are only good with ancient joker. Six, you should make certificate give a random seal to an existing card, not just adding a random card with a seal. Seventh, you should make blueprint/brainstorm take on the appearance of the joker they are copying, i saw a mod like that and It looked cool but I can't get it since im on Playstation. Eight, you should balance rough gem, bloodstone, arrowhead, and onyx, their base forms with the lusty and stuff are pretty much the same effect just different suits, but the disparity between their usefulness is bad, rough gem can barely be considered decent, and arrowhead is only good on plasma, but everything's good on plasma. Nine, make eight ball better. Its horrible. Finally for number ten you should make it so obelisk doesn't reset the mult because frankly its bad and needs a stupid amount of effort just for a one time mult

[junior tiger]

m- mu-

mucho texto

[minor cove]

Oh and make it so the total amount of chips we've ever scored is a stat i think that would be neat

[undone swallow]

Obelisk is decent

Chat he might be a nub

[junior tiger]

i made a brilliant emoji

[errant monolith]

Holy shit learn to use line breaks

[minor cove]

Sure with the right amount of effort it could be decent, but are we seriously comparing it to jokers like the baron, brainstorm, blueprint, invisible, and DNA?

[minor cove]

Nah to lazy typing on my phone

[pine wind]

Baron's not that great for Ante 8 actually

[errant monolith]

Brother what the fuck Obelisk is way better than Baron

You literally have a skill issue and an obsession with high scores

[minor cove]

Are we being fr rn

[minor cove]

Yeah probably because the point of the game is to get high scores

[errant monolith]

Lmao no it isn't

[pine wind]

Eh, not exactly

[errant monolith]

The game is balanced around ante 8

[pine wind]

The point of the game is to beat Ante 8, and Endless is a side mode for if you want to see how far you can take a build

[junior tiger]

ante 8 balancing

[minor cove]

Yeah but who actually stops at ante 8, takes like an hour of learning the game to get to it

[junior tiger]

i feel like a broken record

[junior tiger]

gold stake players?

[errant monolith]

It is fucking exhausting yes

[minor cove]

Okay but im still stuck on the fact that you think obelisk is better than baron

[errant monolith]

Also Canio is one of the better legendaries for ante 8

Not every joker has to be endless viable

[errant monolith]

For an ante 8 run it very much is

You literally just have a skill issue

[minor cove]

No it isnt😭

[errant monolith]

"give me dna, bp and bs or I kill you"

That's what Baron is

[minor cove]

Not a skill issue just objectively wrong

[errant monolith]

Yes you are objectively wrong, glad we agree

[junior tiger]

"ante 8 balancing"
"serious suggestions only"
"can we tempt you?"
"please do not use ai"
"no exodia jokers"
"keep things vanilla"
"legendaries should be based on a real jester"
"finisher boss blinds are based on alternate suits"

💿 ➗ 2️⃣

[minor cove]

Brother it takes like 3 tarot cards to get a decent amount of kings then you have a bunch of 1.5x mults

[junior tiger]

neither joker is objectively better

they both have their use cases

[errant monolith]

Oh definitely, but obelisk is much more reliable for an ante 8 run

Baron is very fun but needs a long setup to hit its potential

[junior tiger]

well yeah but obelisk isnt retroactive whereas baron can potentially use prior deck fixing

it depends on the person's playstyle

[errant monolith]

That's fair yea. Obelisk does suck if picked up late

[junior tiger]

whatever wins you the run

i dont think obelisk is bad, just tricky to play around

[errant monolith]

Either way, point being Obelisk isn't bad and doesn't need any buffs lol

[junior tiger]

probably more so than baron

[minor cove]

Yeah that's the problem I have horrid luck and I can never find one early enough to justify it

[errant monolith]

It's a run winner if you get it early

[junior tiger]

*and dont get horribly unlucky later

[errant monolith]

Eh that's just luck really. On my deepest endless run I couldn't find a mime for the life of me

[junior tiger]

endless doesnt really count for balancing purposes, though

[errant monolith]

Absolutely

[minor cove]

Yeah but then you need to spam a trash hand just to make it viable and then if you outpace your spamming BOOM your main scoring is gone

[pine wind]

Obelisk is weird because you have to get it in the middle of the run

[minor cove]

Okay that's fair I just always play on endless and dont see a point in stopping at ante 8

[junior tiger]

i think its fair to call that a skill issue

[errant monolith]

Ehh spam pairs for the first three antes and then move on, you won't hit that number anytime before ante 8 as long as you pay attention

[junior tiger]

because its human error/neglect

[errant monolith]

Either way I'm gonna reply to the other parts of your suggestion lol

[pine wind]

If you get it too early you don't have enough of a buffer and if you get it too late you don't have enough time

[errant monolith]

Regarding 2, I think the other legendaries are fine.

[minor cove]

Yeah but the problem is if I spam a bunch of hands then I get less score, and if I dont I run the risk of losing my score. I'd rather just have something that can't poof away

[errant monolith]

Regarding 3, yea I agree. I think constellation should scale whenever a hand is leveled up through any means

[minor cove]

Like lucky cat is better than obelisk

[junior tiger]

hmmm

i prefer lucky cat

[minor cove]

Yeah i thought of that earlier today when I had space joker plus constellation

[errant monolith]

Regarding 6, nah that's too OP lol

[junior tiger]

but that doesnt mean its objectively better

[errant monolith]

Seven, yeah that would be nice

[junior tiger]

the only jokers in this game that are objectively worse than others are gluttonous/onyx and luchador/chicot, unless im forgetting something

[minor cove]

Objectively it is. It can gain mult faster at a better rate and you can get mult/money and your score can't evaporate

[minor cove]

Yeah probably lol

[junior tiger]

not if you have a single lucky card in your deck

[errant monolith]

I'd say Wrathful/Arrow counts

[junior tiger]

eh

[minor cove]

Why would you have a singular lucky card

[junior tiger]

they arent just the same thing

[errant monolith]

Also Lusty/Bloodstone

Oh yes definitely

[junior tiger]

lusty is better early

[errant monolith]

That's true

[junior tiger]

im just saying

[errant monolith]

Onyx doing exactly what gluttonous does feels weird lol

[junior tiger]

its not objectively worse if there exists a case where one is better

me personally i dont like obelisk but that doesnt make it a bad joker

[errant monolith]

Obelisk can be annoying to play around yea

Anyway think I've replied to everything I wanted to reply to in this suggestion

[minor cove]

Okay well theoretically if you pickup lucky cat your going to have at least 2 lucky cards, plus you'll be aiming for more if you have lucky cat, so 99/100 its better

[junior tiger]

im here to procrastinate and forget that i start school tomorrow

[junior tiger]

yeah

that much is probably true

[minor cove]

Don't remind me I start on Thursday

[junior tiger]

but you cant make a total generalization like that and say one is always better

(unless its one of the examples i mentioned)

[junior tiger]

sigh its just that time of year

[errant monolith]

Damn I was of the opinion you were much older lol

[minor cove]

Okay fine ill admit in the 1 in a billion that obelisk happens to be slightly better, then yes its not objectively better

[junior tiger]

back to suffering

[junior tiger]

its in my bio

[errant monolith]

I have never looked at your bio lmao

[junior tiger]

everyone thinks im like 19 or something

[minor cove]

At least they let me choose my schedule and I have an open campus

[junior tiger]

damn

[minor cove]

And I start at 11 some days and have a 3 hour break on others

[errant monolith]

Being in college is so freeing lmao

[junior tiger]

youre 1 in 5 chance for +20 mult and 1 in 15 chance for +$20

[minor cove]

High school

[errant monolith]

I have one class each day, and it's for 1.5 hours

[minor cove]

Lucky

[junior tiger]

luckier

[errant monolith]

Ofc I have constant deadlines for my research but let's ignore that

[junior tiger]

at least neither of you have to deal with transphobes n shit

[minor cove]

Yeah but you can just get retrigger jokers or oops all six and solve that problem

[junior tiger]

oh and a literal nazi but yknow thats normal

[junior tiger]

im calling you lucky

[errant monolith]

Bestie I have bad news

[minor cove]

Oh lol

[junior tiger]

ah

[errant monolith]

Holy shit bestie I have worse news

[junior tiger]

omg

[errant monolith]

The nazis have really been popping up everywhere lately

[junior tiger]

you just gave me an idea

shitty school bingo!!

[errant monolith]

Lmaooooooooo

My college recently removed ceiling fans from hostels

To stop students from killing themselves

Like sure, that was the problem

[minor cove]

I think they just want to see you sweat

[junior tiger]

budget cuts

[errant monolith]

I am lucky enough to have one of the few rooms which still have a ceiling fan

And I'm fighting admin every day about it

You can take my ceiling fan over my dead body. It will probably be hanging from the fan anyway.

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

[minor cove]

Lmao what are they going to do? Sell the existing fans how does that work

[errant monolith]

I realise I have basically doxxed myself by saying this but whatever

[junior tiger]

i need ideas

what should i put in the bingo

[errant monolith]

Anti-bullying committee formed of bullies

[junior tiger]

thats oddly specific

[minor cove]

Are we talking stuff about the school itself or the students/faculty

[junior tiger]

both

[minor cove]

Alright anyone that looks like a future pedo

[errant monolith]

Oooooooof

[minor cove]

Current teacher pedos

[junior tiger]

alreayd have that

theres 1 confirmed at my school that i know of so far

another confirmed at my former middle school

[errant monolith]

Brother I had a senior who would only date first years

[junior tiger]

at least its not a teacher sending feet pics to 13yo girls

[minor cove]

Super senior

[minor cove]

Cuh what

[junior tiger]

happened

[errant monolith]

Insane

[junior tiger]

she was a lesbian

[errant monolith]

The teacher or the girl

[junior tiger]

girl

[minor cove]

My English teacher had a weird obsession with this one girl in my class and like rubbed her shoulders like a massage mid class

[junior tiger]

the teacher was a guy in his 30s who watched ⬛🟧 on his phone in class

[errant monolith]

What the fuck

[junior tiger]

yeah thats the type of thing that teacher would do

[errant monolith]

Oh god yea I've caught my teachers reading porn magazines in class

[junior tiger]

no

[errant monolith]

It's insane what they think they can get away with

[junior tiger]

on his PHONE

[minor cove]

He is very comfortable making sexual jokes infront/about us too

[errant monolith]

Unfortunately they get away with it

[junior tiger]

FEET KICKED UP ON THE DESK

[errant monolith]

What the fuck

Insane

[minor cove]

Literally why

[junior tiger]

just LOOKING and MAKING THAT FACE

anyway this took a tangent

back to shitty school bingo

[minor cove]

Okay

[errant monolith]

Good luck making it

I gotta get ready for class

[junior tiger]

alright

[errant monolith]

Tag me when it's done lol

[junior tiger]

i will

[errant monolith]

🌺

Looks so weird on discord lol

Anyway bai

[junior tiger]

bye

[junior tiger]

i still have 6 spaces to fill

5 now

[minor cove]

Alright do one for people that clearly dont shower on a daily basis

[junior tiger]

@errant monolith

[errant monolith]

Now I gotta try and remember my school days to fill this

[undone swallow]

I have 4 gold steaks