Sad joker (common)

[violet osprey]

Makes your other jokers sad, halving their stats

very serious suggestion, i want no accusations

[mossy urchin]

Amazing, the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[thorny sigil]

i mean does it affect probability?

if so then its not 100% usless

[civic sail]

1 in 4 --> 0.5 in 2

[thorny sigil]

ahhhh understandable

perfect

[civic sail]

Also causes Jolly Joker to transform into normal Joker

[mossy urchin]

wait yo

mr. bones buff

now procs at 1/8 chips!!!

[civic sail]

Cryptid stonks drops to 0

[civic sail]

It also only half-saves your run

[mossy urchin]

not a stat smh

[civic sail]

Counterpoint: It's funny

[cobalt notch]

UNsheet yourself now

[civic sail]

It places your run into a superposition of losing and not losing (also you get Superposition)

[thorny sigil]

Cloud 9 proks on 3.5s

[cobalt notch]

4.5?

[cobalt notch]

superposition requires an 0.5 or a 5.5